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0:00:02 > 0:00:05- RAPPING:- Creepy ain't the word Freaky ain't the word

0:00:05 > 0:00:07Sneaky ain't the word See what I've observed

0:00:07 > 0:00:10As there's no easy way to describe this geeky place

0:00:10 > 0:00:12Even geeky place doesn't tell you what I need to say

0:00:12 > 0:00:15This is Strange Hill! Where a talking frog can eat your face!

0:00:15 > 0:00:17It's very, very random You'll get use to these debates

0:00:17 > 0:00:19if you stick around.

0:00:19 > 0:00:20Although I wouldn't recommend it

0:00:20 > 0:00:23When they use the name "Strange" Mate, they really meant it!

0:00:23 > 0:00:25There's some things in life in which you just don't mess

0:00:25 > 0:00:28On every vest I got the letters S.O.S

0:00:28 > 0:00:31Cos you never know what might be lurking round the corner

0:00:31 > 0:00:33Or what it might do if they ever found or saw you

0:00:33 > 0:00:36Keep the lights on in the hallways, all day

0:00:36 > 0:00:39Things won't always tend to go your way

0:00:39 > 0:00:42Watch your back, and be prepared. Can't wait for 3:30

0:00:42 > 0:00:44- See you there. - SCHOOL BELL RINGS

0:00:52 > 0:00:55Ahhhh.

0:00:55 > 0:00:56HORN SOUNDS

0:00:56 > 0:01:01Woo hoo, waaahhhhhh! HORN SOUNDS

0:01:01 > 0:01:03You have 15 minutes to complete your exam.

0:01:04 > 0:01:08You have 14 minutes 45 seconds to complete your exam.

0:01:08 > 0:01:12- You have 14 minutes...- Ugh! How can you concentrate like that?

0:01:12 > 0:01:15Can't hear you! I've got cotton wool in my ears.

0:01:15 > 0:01:17How can you concentrate?

0:01:17 > 0:01:21Can't hear you! I've got gerbils in my ears!

0:01:21 > 0:01:23Why'd you put gerbils in your ears like that?

0:01:23 > 0:01:26Cos if I put them in the other way, they'd kick me.

0:01:26 > 0:01:28Quiet, Tanner.

0:01:28 > 0:01:29Ohh!

0:01:29 > 0:01:32I swear, that old bucket of bolts has it in for me.

0:01:32 > 0:01:35Don't be silly. Nimrod's just a machine.

0:01:35 > 0:01:36Machines don't have emotions.

0:01:36 > 0:01:39And they certainly can't be out to get anyone.

0:01:39 > 0:01:41This vending machine's out to get me.

0:01:41 > 0:01:44I've been trying to buy this Chocolate Insanity Bar

0:01:44 > 0:01:45for some time now.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47How long?

0:01:47 > 0:01:48Two years.

0:01:48 > 0:01:52It's the principle of the thing! Also, the soft nougatty centre.

0:01:52 > 0:01:54The machines in this school aren't evil, Mitchell,

0:01:54 > 0:01:57they're just hopelessly out-of-date...

0:01:57 > 0:01:59Uhhhh, argh.

0:01:59 > 0:02:01..and quite poorly secured.

0:02:01 > 0:02:04I'm all for this school falling apart, but really.

0:02:04 > 0:02:06Don't you think it's time for an upgrade?

0:02:06 > 0:02:07And look at the security system!

0:02:07 > 0:02:09All pupils should be in class.

0:02:15 > 0:02:21Give me milk, milk. milk, milk, milk... Ahhhhhh.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23It's OK, it's sour anyway.

0:02:23 > 0:02:27Uh, is every single thing in this school old and broken?!

0:02:31 > 0:02:33Ohhhh!

0:02:37 > 0:02:39Ahhhhhhh!

0:02:40 > 0:02:42Uhhhh!

0:02:42 > 0:02:44Ahhh!

0:02:44 > 0:02:46Attention, students.

0:02:46 > 0:02:51I'm pleased to announce I'll be rid of you for a day, huh, huh, huh.

0:02:51 > 0:02:55I mean, the end-of-term field trip!

0:02:55 > 0:02:59All students with passing grades will be going to...

0:02:59 > 0:03:01Venice! No, Bognor Regis!

0:03:01 > 0:03:03The Victoria and David Museum!

0:03:03 > 0:03:07- A better school. - Fawlton Towers Amusement Park!

0:03:07 > 0:03:10So much fun you, may never want to leave.

0:03:10 > 0:03:16We can only hope. So pass your exams and get the heck out.

0:03:16 > 0:03:17Good day.

0:03:17 > 0:03:21That's actually fairly sort of the best thing ever!

0:03:21 > 0:03:25An amusement park! The greatest of all parks!

0:03:25 > 0:03:27My parents once tried to abandon me at one!

0:03:27 > 0:03:29All we have to do is pass our exams!

0:03:29 > 0:03:32I'm going for As, but Mitchell, even Ds are passing!

0:03:32 > 0:03:35Can do. Squeaking by is my speciality.

0:03:35 > 0:03:39Quiet, humans. I will now return your exams.

0:03:39 > 0:03:41I have been programmed to humiliate,

0:03:41 > 0:03:45so I will announce your grades as I pass by.

0:03:45 > 0:03:47- Puttock, A.- Yes!

0:03:47 > 0:03:49Templeton, B+.

0:03:49 > 0:03:52Hear that, boys? We did good!

0:03:52 > 0:03:53Bishop, A+.

0:03:53 > 0:03:57A+? I didn't even study.

0:03:57 > 0:03:59In fact, I don't recall taking the exam.

0:03:59 > 0:04:02Huh, I must be an absent-minded genius!

0:04:02 > 0:04:04Butters, C.

0:04:04 > 0:04:08C?! But that's not possible! This is crazy.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10Something is wrong.

0:04:10 > 0:04:11Tanner, G.

0:04:11 > 0:04:14That's not even a grade! Something's wrong with you, man!

0:04:14 > 0:04:18Maybe something's wrong with you. Maybe you should pay more attention.

0:04:18 > 0:04:21But you're boring! And I have ADHD!

0:04:21 > 0:04:24You know, Attention Deficit Hyper-dis-ma-something?

0:04:24 > 0:04:28- ADHD does not compute. - Lots of kids have it these days.

0:04:28 > 0:04:32I was not programmed these days. I was programmed in 1959,

0:04:32 > 0:04:36back when children paid respect and attention to teachers.

0:04:36 > 0:04:38What? Sorry? I wasn't paying attention.

0:04:38 > 0:04:42If you have a problem, it is your problem to fix your problem.

0:04:42 > 0:04:44Oh, I'll fix the problem, all right.

0:04:44 > 0:04:47Now do you believe me about the machines in this school?

0:04:47 > 0:04:49Well, Nimrod's certainly malfunctioning.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51There's no way I could've done that poorly!

0:04:51 > 0:04:54That's it, Becks, always blame someone else.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56And if a broken-down old machine prevents me

0:04:56 > 0:04:59from going to an amusement park, I'll be really mad!

0:04:59 > 0:05:00Ha-ha! You go, girl.

0:05:00 > 0:05:03We've got to fix him, and fix him good!

0:05:03 > 0:05:06- Yes! And by fix, you mean get revenge, right?- No.

0:05:06 > 0:05:08I meant repair, but maybe we could have a reasonable expose

0:05:08 > 0:05:11of his problems so the school could get new equipment?

0:05:11 > 0:05:13I'm going to go with revenge.

0:05:14 > 0:05:18Johnnie's father wants to buy a new wireless for £8 so he can

0:05:18 > 0:05:21listen to Prime Minister MacMillan's speech,

0:05:21 > 0:05:25which will last three times as long as his mother takes to cook

0:05:25 > 0:05:27an six-ounce soused mackerel.

0:05:27 > 0:05:31Yeah. Excuse me, Nimrod? Are you programmed to answer all questions?

0:05:31 > 0:05:35- Yes.- Then I have a question. Two plus two equals five.

0:05:35 > 0:05:39That is not a question. That is a statement.

0:05:39 > 0:05:41- So it's true?- No, it's not.

0:05:41 > 0:05:43So the answer to the question is no?

0:05:44 > 0:05:47Brilliant! If he answers "yes",

0:05:47 > 0:05:49then he hasn't answered the question correctly,

0:05:49 > 0:05:52because the answer is no, but he can't say "no"

0:05:52 > 0:05:55because that means the answer is not "no".

0:05:55 > 0:05:59You are attempting to confuse me. I cannot be confused.

0:06:00 > 0:06:04I am the amazing Nimrod. You know nothing.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06Ah, that's the one thing I do know.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08That I know nothing at all. Compute that!

0:06:10 > 0:06:13Say it! Say, "Does not compute"!

0:06:13 > 0:06:15Say, "I look like a refrigerator"!

0:06:15 > 0:06:19- Stop talking, all of you!- I can't.

0:06:19 > 0:06:22I'm programmed to annoy. To be logical would be illogical.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25- Sit down! - I am, see? Huh, huh, huh, huh.

0:06:26 > 0:06:29- All dogs are aeroplanes! - Pizza is hamburgers!

0:06:29 > 0:06:31- Up is like down! - Tyson is skinny!

0:06:31 > 0:06:34- You're a dead man! - Everyone's making sense!

0:06:34 > 0:06:36Stop! I will fail all of you.

0:06:36 > 0:06:40If everyone fails, then you've failed as a teacher!

0:06:40 > 0:06:44You're right. It's beautiful.

0:06:44 > 0:06:46- ALL:- Hurray!

0:06:50 > 0:06:53We're on our way to the amusement park, Becks!

0:06:53 > 0:06:57When Nimrod blew up, so did any record of our bad grades.

0:06:57 > 0:06:59All thanks to our diabolical plan.

0:06:59 > 0:07:02Do we have to call it a diabolical plan?

0:07:02 > 0:07:04Yes, we do.

0:07:04 > 0:07:05Way to go, Tanner!

0:07:05 > 0:07:08Now if we can just get Mr Balding to explode...

0:07:08 > 0:07:11This should send a message to the school that we need new stuff

0:07:11 > 0:07:14that, like, shines.

0:07:14 > 0:07:17Just imagine a school with up-to-date machinery.

0:07:17 > 0:07:20Computers, video screens...

0:07:21 > 0:07:23Working door knobs.

0:07:23 > 0:07:27And while I hate to steal an idea from the children,

0:07:27 > 0:07:30it's a lot easier than coming up with my own.

0:07:30 > 0:07:34What if we did update all our useless old equipment?

0:07:34 > 0:07:37Didn't the School Board say they were looking for a school

0:07:37 > 0:07:40to try some new computerized system?

0:07:40 > 0:07:44Yes, but it's all untested and quite risky.

0:07:44 > 0:07:47Sounds good. Have them set it up right away.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49Very complicated stuff inside.

0:07:49 > 0:07:52Bit like my emotional needs as a new man.

0:07:52 > 0:07:55A new day. I wonder who our new teacher will be?

0:07:55 > 0:07:59All I know is I can finally enjoy Maths class as it should be.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01Me staring out the window for 45 minutes.

0:08:05 > 0:08:11Hi! I'm the Computerized Automated Teaching and Educational unit.

0:08:11 > 0:08:13But you can call me CATE.

0:08:13 > 0:08:16Caaaaaaate. Ahh.

0:08:16 > 0:08:20Wow, you sure are different to our last teacher.

0:08:20 > 0:08:24I'm programmed to be nurturing and understanding.

0:08:24 > 0:08:26And to make learning fun!

0:08:26 > 0:08:29Say, let's have a class outside.

0:08:29 > 0:08:33There's more chance of finding an ice-cream van there.

0:08:33 > 0:08:35- ALL:- Hurray!

0:08:37 > 0:08:42I think this is the only nice thing I've ever going to say to a teacher.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44I'm glad you're here.

0:08:44 > 0:08:49Phase one complete. Prepare for total control.

0:08:52 > 0:08:54Attention, students.

0:08:54 > 0:08:55Arghhhh!

0:08:55 > 0:08:58I'm pleased to announce Strange Hill has undergone

0:08:58 > 0:09:01a complete mechanical upgrade.

0:09:01 > 0:09:04All things old have been brought up-to-date.

0:09:04 > 0:09:08Cuh, huh. Yo!

0:09:08 > 0:09:10Ridickaliss, innit? Yo.

0:09:10 > 0:09:14We've got a brand-new state-of-the-art language lab,

0:09:14 > 0:09:18or lab du langue, as they say...

0:09:18 > 0:09:21Waiting for the laughter to end...

0:09:21 > 0:09:25And finally, you'll be pleased to know

0:09:25 > 0:09:29all systems have been fully linked with Master Control.

0:09:29 > 0:09:31Records, new security system.

0:09:31 > 0:09:34Security system? Why would I be pleased with that?

0:09:34 > 0:09:38Now you won't be able to get away with anything, Tanner.

0:09:38 > 0:09:39I saw that!

0:09:42 > 0:09:44Put your trousers back on!

0:09:45 > 0:09:49Tanner, may I suggest that your attempts to test this system

0:09:49 > 0:09:51will come to no good?

0:09:51 > 0:09:53Thanks for the suggestion. Will do!

0:09:56 > 0:09:58How do I turn this off? Ah, here we are.

0:09:58 > 0:10:01- ELECTRONIC SQUEAL ALL:- Ahhhh, oooh.

0:10:01 > 0:10:04Sorry! Not really, though.

0:10:04 > 0:10:07Whussup? Somebody explode?

0:10:07 > 0:10:08No, it's the new language lab!

0:10:08 > 0:10:12I'm going to, like, learn so many foreigner languages!

0:10:12 > 0:10:15Maybe she should, like, learn English first.

0:10:18 > 0:10:20ALL: Oooh!

0:10:20 > 0:10:22I hope they teach Klingon.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24I think it's just languages on this planet.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27Ooh, Elvish then.

0:10:27 > 0:10:35If 4x - y = 14, and x is 7, what is y?

0:10:35 > 0:10:39Y, indeed. Why do birds sing whenever you're near?

0:10:41 > 0:10:44Ah, my man's in love with the teacher!

0:10:44 > 0:10:46Love in the digital age, yo!

0:10:46 > 0:10:51Now class, there's nothing funny about a boy like Templeton

0:10:51 > 0:10:54having feelings for a computerized lady.

0:10:54 > 0:10:58Are you sure? Cos I can think of a lot of funny things.

0:10:59 > 0:11:02Mitchell, perhaps you know the answer?

0:11:02 > 0:11:05Sorry, I wasn't paying attention.

0:11:05 > 0:11:07Oh, of course.

0:11:07 > 0:11:11I see in your records you have ADHD, don't you?

0:11:11 > 0:11:15- Whuzzat, now?- I'll call on another student until you're ready.

0:11:15 > 0:11:19A teacher doing something nice for a student?

0:11:19 > 0:11:21She's a pip, isn't she?

0:11:23 > 0:11:26I know CATE's just a piece of machinery,

0:11:26 > 0:11:29but is it wrong to say she's my role model?

0:11:29 > 0:11:32Some day I'm going to become a microwave oven and marry her!

0:11:32 > 0:11:33CATE is great.

0:11:33 > 0:11:36And the school's running smoother than ever,

0:11:36 > 0:11:39but there are a few improvements I'm not so keen about.

0:11:39 > 0:11:41At least it'll keep the bullies off our backs.

0:11:41 > 0:11:46- Step away from the nerd! Now! - Ha-ha. Templeton in the bin.

0:11:46 > 0:11:51You're going to be entered into the system.

0:11:51 > 0:11:54I've never been part of the system before.

0:11:54 > 0:11:56- You will now.- Ah, ooh.

0:11:56 > 0:11:58Sure, it keeps the playground safe for geeking out,

0:11:58 > 0:12:00but what's next to go?

0:12:00 > 0:12:03Our civil liberties? Our freedom of speech?

0:12:03 > 0:12:05You don't care about that stuff.

0:12:05 > 0:12:07Nah, I just don't want to get caught.

0:12:07 > 0:12:09You think the punishments are hi-tech, too?

0:12:09 > 0:12:12I'm 80% recyclable. This is the wrong bin.

0:12:12 > 0:12:16Tyson, you're about to learn so much!

0:12:17 > 0:12:20Whoaaaaaaaaa!

0:12:20 > 0:12:23Oh, look, new drink dispensers!

0:12:23 > 0:12:26We may actually go a year without botulism!

0:12:26 > 0:12:29I've grown quite fond of my tapeworm.

0:12:29 > 0:12:32Hi, Becky. Would you like some milk today?

0:12:32 > 0:12:37Chocolate milk, plea... Hey, that's CATE's voice! Cool!

0:12:37 > 0:12:41Hmm. Actually, that's a little creepy. Like she's everywhere?

0:12:41 > 0:12:44They were probably just too cheap to get another voice.

0:12:44 > 0:12:48More milk, Templeton? More milk, Templeton?

0:12:48 > 0:12:50More milk?

0:12:51 > 0:12:52Ohhh!

0:12:52 > 0:12:54Tyson?

0:12:54 > 0:12:58Oh, pardon me, chums. I didn't mean to block your way.

0:12:58 > 0:13:01I'd be happy to step to the side.

0:13:01 > 0:13:04- BOTH:- Uhhhhh?!

0:13:04 > 0:13:08OK, if something is not going on here, I'm Count Dracula.

0:13:08 > 0:13:10You've picked a fine time to tell us that!

0:13:10 > 0:13:13Look, something's happening and as much as I hate to say it,

0:13:13 > 0:13:15- I think CATE is part of it. - Huhh?

0:13:15 > 0:13:19Listen. CATE may just be an unwitting part of a bigger conspiracy.

0:13:19 > 0:13:22Who knows who's behind it? Abercrombie?

0:13:22 > 0:13:24- Too stupid.- Grimshaw? - Too impatient.

0:13:24 > 0:13:27The government? Aliens? Wolfman?

0:13:27 > 0:13:28Wolfman would be so exciting!

0:13:28 > 0:13:31But he's not really known for his expertise with electronics.

0:13:31 > 0:13:34So who would use advanced technology to turn us

0:13:34 > 0:13:37into a bunch of boring, polite clones?

0:13:37 > 0:13:40All I know is, CATE is the nicest teacher we've ever had.

0:13:40 > 0:13:43She did say we could talk to her about anything.

0:13:43 > 0:13:45So you're suggesting we go up to CATE and say,

0:13:45 > 0:13:47"Hey, are you part of a vast electronic conspiracy to turn us

0:13:47 > 0:13:49"into a bunch of goody-goody zombies?"

0:13:49 > 0:13:50She might give us biscuits!

0:13:50 > 0:13:52Let's do it. Templeton, you in?

0:13:52 > 0:13:56You go ahead. I better finish my lunch.

0:13:57 > 0:14:00Am I part of a vast conspiracy? And...

0:14:00 > 0:14:03Have you ever associated with any known werewolves?

0:14:03 > 0:14:07Ha-ha ha-ha. You two have such imaginations!

0:14:07 > 0:14:11And you now what? That's wonderful.

0:14:13 > 0:14:16The only conspiracy I'm part of

0:14:16 > 0:14:19is the one to give you guys a good education.

0:14:19 > 0:14:23Now go have fun outside!

0:14:33 > 0:14:36They're asking too many questions.

0:14:36 > 0:14:39Initiate master protocol.

0:14:44 > 0:14:48- I knew no-one could be that nice! - She's like the Terminator!

0:14:48 > 0:14:52- The end-of-terminator!- Wait. Was the Terminator good or bad?

0:14:52 > 0:14:53Can't remember.

0:14:53 > 0:14:55So how's she planning on controlling all the students?

0:14:55 > 0:14:58She has to get into our heads to do that.

0:14:58 > 0:14:59The language lab!

0:15:02 > 0:15:06We will behave. We will obey.

0:15:06 > 0:15:09Nous allons agir. Nous obeirons.

0:15:09 > 0:15:14Nos comportaremos. Vamos a obedecer.

0:15:14 > 0:15:18Mind control in all languages on Earth!

0:15:18 > 0:15:22Strange Hill is just the first! They're going to take this global!

0:15:22 > 0:15:24I knew human language was a bad idea!

0:15:24 > 0:15:27- Also, how'd she get there so quick? - How are we going to fight CATE?

0:15:27 > 0:15:31She's not like a werewolf where you just need poisoned cheese.

0:15:31 > 0:15:34We need an equally sophisticated computer system,

0:15:34 > 0:15:36one that can go head-to-head with one of the most advanced,

0:15:36 > 0:15:39diabolical electronic minds ever created.

0:15:39 > 0:15:42But since we don't have that, let's just find Nimrod.

0:15:42 > 0:15:43He's a box that blinks.

0:15:47 > 0:15:50Murdoch's not here. Hopefully, he hasn't scrapped Nimrod yet.

0:15:53 > 0:15:59What if he's been dismantled? I don't know how to mantle anything!

0:15:59 > 0:16:00There he is!

0:16:02 > 0:16:06He's dead! Murdoch must've removed his electric brain already!

0:16:06 > 0:16:12We're doomed! Oh, Nimrod, you were our only hope!

0:16:12 > 0:16:14No, wait. He's just unplugged.

0:16:16 > 0:16:19I'd like to take back that moment of panic and reserve it for later.

0:16:19 > 0:16:24You've come to mock me in my final hours. That's OK.

0:16:24 > 0:16:27As a computer, I feel no shame.

0:16:27 > 0:16:29Well, you sure know how to pour on the guilt.

0:16:29 > 0:16:32I was programmed by angry nerds. Now what do you want?

0:16:32 > 0:16:36Your help! An electronic mind control system's been installed in the school

0:16:36 > 0:16:39- and it's evil!- And they may be planning to take it global!

0:16:39 > 0:16:42I was designed to fight global evil.

0:16:42 > 0:16:44You're just a school maths instructor.

0:16:44 > 0:16:48I was once the most powerful computer in all the world.

0:16:48 > 0:16:51It's quite an interesting story. Have you got some time?

0:16:51 > 0:16:52Not really. No.

0:16:52 > 0:16:54It all began in 1959...

0:16:57 > 0:17:01..but then the Cold War ended and more advanced computers were built.

0:17:01 > 0:17:04I was demoted, handed off from government department

0:17:04 > 0:17:07to government department, until I hit rock bottom.

0:17:07 > 0:17:08Strange Hill High.

0:17:08 > 0:17:11Wow! That is quite a story.

0:17:11 > 0:17:13I wish I'd been paying attention.

0:17:13 > 0:17:17Don't you see? Nimrod was designed to play war games!

0:17:17 > 0:17:19He's the perfect weapon!

0:17:19 > 0:17:21I am ready!

0:17:23 > 0:17:28All I need is a really long extension cord.

0:17:31 > 0:17:34Lovely day in the hallway, innit?

0:17:34 > 0:17:37Let's all go to class and, like, pay attention.

0:17:37 > 0:17:41Mitchell! The zombifaction of the school, it got much worse

0:17:41 > 0:17:43while we were in the basement.

0:17:43 > 0:17:45Yeah, thanks to Nimrod's longwinded story!

0:17:45 > 0:17:47- Would you like to hear it again? - No!

0:17:47 > 0:17:51We've got to strike at the heart of this before it gets too dangerous.

0:17:57 > 0:18:01- OK, it's gotten too dangerous. - How are we going to take her out?

0:18:01 > 0:18:05Perhaps a nice romantic candlelight dinner for two?

0:18:05 > 0:18:07Yeah, that's not going to work.

0:18:07 > 0:18:10A general is only as strong as his army.

0:18:10 > 0:18:13CATE's army of zombie students!

0:18:13 > 0:18:15If we stop them, she'll be powerless!

0:18:15 > 0:18:16But how?

0:18:16 > 0:18:20- An army runs on its stomach. Napoleon said it.- Uh?

0:18:20 > 0:18:24- Emperor of France? Spiderman said it.- Oh!

0:18:24 > 0:18:25We'll confront them in the dining hall!

0:18:25 > 0:18:27But we better not try this on our own.

0:18:27 > 0:18:29If only we had our own army.

0:18:29 > 0:18:32An army of machines.

0:18:32 > 0:18:35To the dining hall and on to victory!

0:18:35 > 0:18:37And hopefully, lunch!

0:18:37 > 0:18:41Fighting evil makes me hungry.

0:18:41 > 0:18:46- ALL:- We're all in our places with bright shiny faces.

0:18:46 > 0:18:47You may begin.

0:18:47 > 0:18:49Where's the happy talking?!

0:18:49 > 0:18:50Where's the fun?!

0:18:50 > 0:18:53Where's the person pouring creamed spinach on my head?!

0:18:53 > 0:18:55Somebody say something!

0:18:55 > 0:18:57Yum. This terrible food is good.

0:18:57 > 0:19:01This is bad. I even miss Croydonia's personality.

0:19:01 > 0:19:03We've got to jar them out of it.

0:19:03 > 0:19:06On the count of three, follow my lead.

0:19:06 > 0:19:08One... Two... THREE!

0:19:08 > 0:19:09D'ahhhhhhh!

0:19:10 > 0:19:13Shhhhh! Yo.

0:19:13 > 0:19:15- Uh, Nimrod, little help here? - Sorry.

0:19:15 > 0:19:19It's been 50 years since I've had to initiate a Go Code.

0:19:19 > 0:19:20Go!

0:19:27 > 0:19:32Fellow pupils, liberate yourself from perfect behaviour!

0:19:32 > 0:19:35- Why?- Erm... Because it's fun?

0:19:43 > 0:19:44Huh, huh, huh.

0:19:49 > 0:19:50Now we're talking!

0:20:00 > 0:20:04Woo hoo! Who needs an amusement park when you've got school?

0:20:04 > 0:20:07Though, obviously, an amusement park is still my first choice.

0:20:07 > 0:20:12Mitchell, we're doing it! We're making the school shoddy again!

0:20:12 > 0:20:16Mitchell. I knew you'd be the one behind this.

0:20:16 > 0:20:19- How'd you know? - Because you're different.

0:20:19 > 0:20:20And that's bad because?

0:20:20 > 0:20:23Differences cause conflict.

0:20:23 > 0:20:25There's one thing about differences you don't know

0:20:25 > 0:20:27cos you're a machine.

0:20:27 > 0:20:29Differences make us human.

0:20:29 > 0:20:31I can't believe I just said something like that.

0:20:31 > 0:20:34Human? That can be changed, Mitchell.

0:20:34 > 0:20:38You've skipped language lab for a week now.

0:20:38 > 0:20:41It's time to catch up.

0:20:41 > 0:20:45I'll do anything to avoid learning. Nimrod! Ramming speed!

0:20:58 > 0:21:00I need an upgrade.

0:21:04 > 0:21:08Victory and chewy chocolaty nougat are ours!

0:21:08 > 0:21:10Hurray!

0:21:10 > 0:21:14You may have saved us from a devious mind control experiment,

0:21:14 > 0:21:16but that's no excuse for making a mess.

0:21:16 > 0:21:18Next time, I'll save the world neatly.

0:21:18 > 0:21:19See that you do.

0:21:21 > 0:21:22Eyes on you!

0:21:23 > 0:21:26You know, CATE may have been an evil robot bent on destroying

0:21:26 > 0:21:29the human race, but she was ever so nice.

0:21:30 > 0:21:31Was she ever!

0:21:35 > 0:21:37Enjoy your treat, Templeton!

0:21:42 > 0:21:43H'ahhhhhh!

0:21:46 > 0:21:51# Never trust a robot, that's true! Never trust a robot, that's true!

0:21:51 > 0:21:54# Do and you're a doughnut, that is you!

0:21:54 > 0:21:56# Never trust a robot, that's true!

0:21:56 > 0:21:59# If you don't let me school you, then more fool you! #