0:00:02 > 0:00:03# Creepy ain't the word
0:00:03 > 0:00:05# Freaky ain't the word
0:00:05 > 0:00:06# Sneaky ain't the word
0:00:06 > 0:00:07# See, what I've observed
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Is there's no easy way to describe This geeky place
0:00:10 > 0:00:12# Even geeky place doesn't tell you What I need to say
0:00:12 > 0:00:13# This is Strange Hill
0:00:13 > 0:00:15# Where a talking frog Can eat your face!
0:00:15 > 0:00:16# It's very, very random
0:00:16 > 0:00:18# You'll get use to these debates
0:00:18 > 0:00:20# If you stick around Although I wouldn't recommend it
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# When they use the name "Strange" Mate, they really meant it!
0:00:23 > 0:00:25# There's some things in life With which you just don't mess
0:00:25 > 0:00:28# On every vest I got the letters S.O.S.
0:00:28 > 0:00:31# Cos you never know what might be Lurking 'round the corner
0:00:31 > 0:00:33# And what it might do If they ever found or saw you
0:00:33 > 0:00:36# Keep the lights on in the hallways All day
0:00:36 > 0:00:38# Things won't always Tend to go your way
0:00:38 > 0:00:40# Watch your back, and be prepared
0:00:40 > 0:00:43# Can't wait for 3:30 See you there. #
0:00:43 > 0:00:45BELL RINGS
0:00:50 > 0:00:52- TANNOY:- 'Today marks the beginning
0:00:52 > 0:00:55'of Public Safety Week here at Strange Hill,
0:00:55 > 0:00:58'and I want to stress...'
0:00:58 > 0:01:00'Ahhh, owww!'
0:01:01 > 0:01:04'Blasted microphone gave me a shock!'
0:01:06 > 0:01:07Ooof!
0:01:12 > 0:01:16We only have to be safe one week a year? Awesome!
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Ow. What did you say?
0:01:21 > 0:01:24My glasses are smashed, so I can't hear you.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26I was saying I don't care for safety
0:01:26 > 0:01:28because I don't like being told what to do.
0:01:29 > 0:01:33Mitchell. I think you should take health and safety more seriously.
0:01:33 > 0:01:34For the sake of my nose.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43Huh! Safety's just another set of rules they want you to follow.
0:01:43 > 0:01:44Your opinions intrigue me
0:01:44 > 0:01:46and I will continue to listen with great interest.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49Hey, tell me to do something and I will do the opposite,
0:01:49 > 0:01:50just to spite you.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52Please continue.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55See? I can't even help it.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Anyway, this whole safety thing's ridiculous.
0:01:58 > 0:01:59Hey, look at this.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Who's going to lick the spout?
0:02:05 > 0:02:07Besides me, now that I've been told not to.
0:02:10 > 0:02:11Ahhh!
0:02:17 > 0:02:18Safety? Pfft.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21I say leave the worrying to someone else.
0:02:23 > 0:02:29Right, we've posted the "Always keep your eyes forward" posters.
0:02:29 > 0:02:33Wahhhh!
0:02:33 > 0:02:35CRASH!
0:02:35 > 0:02:38Tanner! I know you're responsible for this!
0:02:38 > 0:02:39All of you, to room 101!
0:02:39 > 0:02:42But I didn't do anything!
0:02:42 > 0:02:45Exactly! Failed to initiate safety procedure.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48Room 101! Step to it!
0:02:48 > 0:02:49ALL: Awwww!
0:02:53 > 0:02:54Oh!
0:03:05 > 0:03:09They call Room 101 the Room of Doom.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12Oooh. What is it, a torture chamber?
0:03:12 > 0:03:15Worse! The Audio-Visual Room.
0:03:23 > 0:03:27Never got detention before. This is very bad.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30I don't see how having to watch a movie is punishment.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32You've never seen my parents' wedding video, have you?
0:03:36 > 0:03:39Today, you're going to be watching a short film.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41Can we have popcorn?
0:03:41 > 0:03:43This is not a cinema. It's a school.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Can I fall asleep then?
0:03:45 > 0:03:48Tanner, you are doing a very good job of testing my patience.
0:03:48 > 0:03:49Thank you.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Stop responding to everything I'm saying!
0:03:51 > 0:03:52You got it.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Ugh!
0:03:54 > 0:03:58You're all going to watch this health and safety film.
0:03:58 > 0:03:59Okey-dokey.
0:03:59 > 0:04:04And you will not leave until you know the meaning of safety.
0:04:04 > 0:04:05Oooh! Oooh! Oooh!
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Yes?
0:04:07 > 0:04:11Safety. A noun. "Freedom from injury, danger or loss."
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Why is it that whenever I say something,
0:04:16 > 0:04:18a student feels compelled to answer?
0:04:18 > 0:04:19Because it's a school?
0:04:19 > 0:04:22Just watch the film. Pay attention!
0:04:22 > 0:04:23Step to it!
0:04:31 > 0:04:33'"School Safety Can Be Fun!"'
0:04:33 > 0:04:36'Or "Teacher, My Arm Came Off!"'
0:04:36 > 0:04:39'Here's a school that may look a lot like yours.'
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Hey, that is our school!
0:04:41 > 0:04:44'Here's a student who may look a lot like you.'
0:04:44 > 0:04:46I hope not!
0:04:46 > 0:04:49'No-one plans on having an accident.'
0:04:49 > 0:04:51'Oops! A pencil's fallen on the floor.'
0:04:52 > 0:04:55'It's OK to leave it there, isn't it?'
0:04:56 > 0:04:57'Are you sure?'
0:04:58 > 0:05:00'Really sure?'
0:05:05 > 0:05:06Ahhhhh!
0:05:07 > 0:05:09'Fool! Look what you've done!'
0:05:09 > 0:05:12'I expect you've learned an important lesson about safety.'
0:05:17 > 0:05:20'Now, here's an interesting situation.'
0:05:20 > 0:05:24'"Caretaker's Store Room. Danger!" Hmm. What do you think?'
0:05:24 > 0:05:26'Is it safe to open this door?'
0:05:27 > 0:05:28'Go ahead, then.'
0:05:30 > 0:05:32Grrroooowwwwwlllllllll!
0:05:32 > 0:05:35'It could be toxic chemicals or a grizzly bear,
0:05:35 > 0:05:37'but "Danger" always means beware!'
0:05:41 > 0:05:45'Now, let's go outside the school. It's probably safe there.'
0:05:47 > 0:05:51'What's this? The school electrical transformer?'
0:05:51 > 0:05:53'That sounds like a fun place to play.'
0:05:54 > 0:05:56'Really?'
0:05:56 > 0:05:58'I was being sarcastic, but go ahead!'
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Blawawwaawawawa!
0:06:08 > 0:06:11The only Transformer I'd ever play with is Optimus Prime.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Mitchell, make it stop!
0:06:13 > 0:06:17Becks. This film is just one of those things adults do to terrify us.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19If you're scared, they've won.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22But the 1970s do scare me! Do something!
0:06:22 > 0:06:25Fine.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28'Let's recap on what we've learned so far.'
0:06:28 > 0:06:30'Here's a fun, easy way to remember.'
0:06:44 > 0:06:46'"APULI-ARWS-ASCOEE".'
0:06:46 > 0:06:50'Remember, safety's as simple as "APULI-ARWS-ASCOEE".'
0:06:51 > 0:06:52'Now you say it.'
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Apples and apricots.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57'Good. There's only 30 more rules to remember.'
0:06:57 > 0:07:00'Now let's go to the car park and find out how a school bus
0:07:00 > 0:07:03'can turn you into a flattened slice of road pizza.'
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Uh-oh.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11Oh, no, it's death by disco!
0:07:11 > 0:07:12Hold on, hold on!
0:07:15 > 0:07:16BANG!
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Phew.
0:07:18 > 0:07:19OK, let's sneak out.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21And if we run into Abercrombie,
0:07:21 > 0:07:24tell him we watched the whole film and we've all learned our lesson.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29I liked the part where the book hit the boy's head.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36That movie made me feel like the whole world's a terrifying place
0:07:36 > 0:07:41where danger lurks round every corner, like my Aunt Alice's house.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43That's what they want you to think, but see?
0:07:43 > 0:07:46Here we are, just a nice, regular day at school.
0:07:48 > 0:07:52'Yes, it's just a typical day for these students.'
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Did you just hear something?
0:07:54 > 0:07:56Nah, that film's got you spooked.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58It did give me the willies.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00It gave me the Arthurs.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02Come on. Let's get to class before anyone notices.
0:08:04 > 0:08:09OK, class. So, who can tell me what we have learned about Macbeth?
0:08:11 > 0:08:15Macbeth? Wasn't she that Scottish girl?
0:08:15 > 0:08:17ALL: Ha-ha-ha!
0:08:17 > 0:08:20See? No-one's learning anything. Everything's normal.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Too normal. Something's not right.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28And since when did Mr Garden smoke a pipe?
0:08:28 > 0:08:30You can't smoke in school.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33Bex, please, everything's normal. Here, look.
0:08:35 > 0:08:40Voila. A loose item on the floor, nothing dangerous happened.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Right. Stephanie, would you come up here
0:08:42 > 0:08:44and mangle this passage by Shakespeare?
0:08:49 > 0:08:50Ahhhhhhh!
0:08:50 > 0:08:51Oh!
0:08:53 > 0:08:56Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
0:08:56 > 0:08:59Aaaaaaaaah!
0:08:59 > 0:09:01It's Beware Bear! What's happening?!
0:09:01 > 0:09:03Don't want you to panic,
0:09:03 > 0:09:07but somehow, Strange Hill High has turned into the safety film.
0:09:07 > 0:09:11Aaah! We've got to get out of here!
0:09:11 > 0:09:13'Never run toward the exit. Remain calm.'
0:09:14 > 0:09:17Yup. We're stuck in the film, all right.
0:09:17 > 0:09:18We'll be right back.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Aaaaaaah!
0:09:24 > 0:09:25Grrrrrrrr!
0:09:31 > 0:09:33OK, we're trapped inside a safety film,
0:09:33 > 0:09:35and there's a bear smoking a pipe.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation.
0:09:38 > 0:09:42'There's an emergency situation in your school. What do you do?'
0:09:51 > 0:09:53- A.- I say it's a B.
0:09:53 > 0:09:54C! It's got to be C!
0:09:54 > 0:09:57Grrrrrrrr!
0:09:57 > 0:09:59Runnnnn!
0:09:59 > 0:10:02'In a standard evacuation, proceed calmly to the nearest exit
0:10:02 > 0:10:04'and meet at your assigned assembly point.'
0:10:04 > 0:10:06ALL: Wahhhhhhh!
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Oh, no! The exit's blocked.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10That narrator is just mocking us, isn't he?
0:10:10 > 0:10:12We'll have to find another way out of the school
0:10:12 > 0:10:14and out of this crazy safety film.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16If we can't go out, we'll go up!
0:10:16 > 0:10:18We can get out on one of the fire escapes!
0:10:18 > 0:10:23Brilliant! And what does the almighty narrator think of that?
0:10:23 > 0:10:25'Now that you've reached the assembly point outside,
0:10:25 > 0:10:26'wait for further instruction.'
0:10:26 > 0:10:29Oh, you're useless!
0:10:35 > 0:10:38Ah, great! Not a smoking bear in sight!
0:10:38 > 0:10:40There's the fire escape! Come on!
0:10:40 > 0:10:41Wait!
0:10:41 > 0:10:45Every normal thing in this crazy school is fraught with danger.
0:10:45 > 0:10:46Like this hallway.
0:10:46 > 0:10:50I mean, it seems perfectly normal and peaceful, right?
0:10:50 > 0:10:52So by the infernal logic of the safety film,
0:10:52 > 0:10:54you know what that means?
0:10:54 > 0:10:56My friends, standing before us
0:10:56 > 0:10:59is the most dangerous hallway in the world.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02'A typical hallway in a typical school.'
0:11:02 > 0:11:04What did I tell you? Follow me.
0:11:06 > 0:11:07Let's be really careful.
0:11:09 > 0:11:10Watch out for that water.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16Overloaded sockets. That can't be safe!
0:11:23 > 0:11:25I think they're trying to tell us something.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28I feel like we should be whispering during this!
0:11:28 > 0:11:30Good idea!
0:11:30 > 0:11:32What are you two saying?
0:11:32 > 0:11:33Uhhh...
0:11:34 > 0:11:38'Always carry sharp objects such as scissors and daggers
0:11:38 > 0:11:40'with the sharp end facing away from you.'
0:11:40 > 0:11:42Hello!
0:11:42 > 0:11:43Phew!
0:11:43 > 0:11:45Almost there!
0:11:45 > 0:11:48Just a few more steps and we'll be out of the school
0:11:48 > 0:11:50and, hopefully, out of this crazy safety film!
0:11:50 > 0:11:53I hope we go into a better film, like The Smurfs.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55Uhhhh!
0:11:57 > 0:11:59'Loose electrical wiring can pose a tripping hazard.'
0:11:59 > 0:12:02'Make sure all wires are properly secured.'
0:12:07 > 0:12:09Mitchell. My foot is trapped.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12Becky, don't move.
0:12:12 > 0:12:15Mitchell, I don't know how long I can last like this!
0:12:15 > 0:12:17You go on without me.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19No! Never!
0:12:19 > 0:12:21She seems OK with us going on.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23Hey! We've made it this far together.
0:12:23 > 0:12:24We're not going to split up now.
0:12:24 > 0:12:30Becky, I'm going to bend down and unhook your foot from the wire.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Do not move until I say so.
0:12:36 > 0:12:40And on the count of three, I want you to lower your foot.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42Uh...Uh...
0:12:42 > 0:12:44What's right above us?
0:12:44 > 0:12:45Art room, I think.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51Three! Three! Three!
0:12:51 > 0:12:53Ahhhh! Ahhh!
0:12:53 > 0:12:55I need to hear "one" and "two". Got to hear them.
0:12:55 > 0:12:56Cannot flee without a proper count.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58Oh, for goodness sake! One, two, three!
0:13:00 > 0:13:02Wahhhhh!
0:13:02 > 0:13:05It's the papier mache head of Winston Churchill
0:13:05 > 0:13:08they're building for school carnival!
0:13:08 > 0:13:09Never surrender! Run!
0:13:10 > 0:13:12Ahhhh!
0:13:18 > 0:13:20'Observe the dress code.'
0:13:20 > 0:13:21'Low-slung trousers are forbidden,
0:13:21 > 0:13:23'and may cause a hazard to yourself and others.'
0:13:23 > 0:13:24Ahhhh!
0:13:24 > 0:13:26Hey, what's up?
0:13:26 > 0:13:27Ahhhh!
0:13:32 > 0:13:35This is the beginning of the end.
0:13:35 > 0:13:39Nice! I'm being crushed by our greatest statesman! Innit!
0:13:39 > 0:13:42Ahhhh!
0:13:44 > 0:13:45Jump when I say.
0:13:47 > 0:13:48No count! Now!
0:13:52 > 0:13:54Turn! Right, not left!
0:13:55 > 0:13:56Quick! Come on!
0:14:04 > 0:14:06They do not kid around in this movie, do they?
0:14:08 > 0:14:10The exit downstairs is blocked.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13And there's no way we're going back down that hallway again.
0:14:13 > 0:14:14Our only choice is up.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16Up and out of this crazy school.
0:14:18 > 0:14:22This is turning into a disaster, this movie we're stuck in.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25I'm not allowed to be stuck in any movie over a PG rating.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31How much longer do these stairs go on?
0:14:35 > 0:14:38We can't go any higher. We're trapped.
0:14:38 > 0:14:39How're we going to get out?
0:14:39 > 0:14:42Why do I feel like our time is running out?
0:14:42 > 0:14:45Perhaps it's the extremely loud ticking
0:14:45 > 0:14:48coming from that extremely large clock.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53BELL RINGS
0:14:53 > 0:14:56That's it! The clock alerts everyone to what time it is.
0:14:56 > 0:14:59Let's use it to alert people we're up here!
0:14:59 > 0:15:03But it says "Do not touch" and you don't know how it works, anyway.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06Becky, you can let ignorance stand in your way,
0:15:06 > 0:15:08or you can use it to your advantage.
0:15:10 > 0:15:15Aaaaaaaaarrrrggggghhhhh!
0:15:17 > 0:15:20It worked! Now to alert the people.
0:15:20 > 0:15:24Hellooooooo! We're up here in the clock tower!
0:15:26 > 0:15:29They're all gone! No-one's out there!
0:15:29 > 0:15:31'Now that the school has been evacuated,
0:15:31 > 0:15:33'you can wait in safety at home
0:15:33 > 0:15:36'until notified by authorities
0:15:36 > 0:15:37'that it's safe to return.'
0:15:37 > 0:15:40You enjoy this, don't you, narrator, toying with us?
0:15:40 > 0:15:43'It's been a pleasure. This concludes our film.'
0:15:52 > 0:15:55Huh, I think the film just ended. But guess what?
0:15:55 > 0:16:00We're still here, stuck in crazy safety danger land!
0:16:00 > 0:16:03I thought we were supposed to talk in hushed tones.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07I know. Let's go back down.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13Ahhhh! Wahhhhh!
0:16:17 > 0:16:21We HAVE to climb out! It's our only hope.
0:16:21 > 0:16:22Come on!
0:16:25 > 0:16:26Grrrrrrr!
0:16:27 > 0:16:29Wahhh! Don't push...!
0:16:31 > 0:16:33Phew!
0:16:33 > 0:16:35Aaaah!
0:16:35 > 0:16:38Guys, don't leave me hangin'!
0:16:38 > 0:16:40Aaaaah!
0:16:45 > 0:16:48Man, that was close. At least we're safe now.
0:16:58 > 0:16:59BANG!
0:17:02 > 0:17:05You know, there might be something to those safety warnings.
0:17:07 > 0:17:11Aaaaaaaaaahhhh!
0:17:18 > 0:17:21Tannnnnnner!
0:17:27 > 0:17:31So...the top of the school is now the basement.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33Everything's gone topsy turvy.
0:17:33 > 0:17:37Topsy turvy? That means Christmas in July!
0:17:37 > 0:17:40Aw, but it also means now I'm a girl. I hate paradoxes!
0:17:42 > 0:17:45What it DOES mean is, if everything's flipped,
0:17:45 > 0:17:47we need to go UP to the basement.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49What good will that do?
0:17:49 > 0:17:52We'll still be stuck in this safety film.
0:17:52 > 0:17:55Or it might be our way out.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57Tell me, what is in the basement?
0:17:57 > 0:18:01Rats! Thousands and thousands of rats!
0:18:02 > 0:18:05Yes, but also...
0:18:05 > 0:18:07The AV room!
0:18:07 > 0:18:09That's where all this went wrong.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11We get there, we'll find a way out of this film!
0:18:11 > 0:18:13(AS A GIRL) Why thank you, young man.
0:18:13 > 0:18:16I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18Templeton, you're not suddenly a girl.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20Now he tells me.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26Of course, there are some problems we didn't anticipate.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28We could just walk up them on their other side.
0:18:28 > 0:18:33Templeton! Sometimes your backwards brain is brilliant!
0:18:33 > 0:18:36It's not backwards. It's upside down.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45It's working!
0:18:45 > 0:18:49'Noitcerid etisoppo eht ni klaw reven dna sngis detangised wollof.'
0:18:49 > 0:18:51'Ytefas ruoy rof dekram ylluferac era sllewriats.'
0:18:51 > 0:18:53What did he say?
0:18:53 > 0:18:55He's talking backwards!
0:18:55 > 0:18:59By going back in our tracks, we're playing the safety film in reverse!
0:18:59 > 0:19:03If we can get back to where we started watching the film,
0:19:03 > 0:19:04we can get out!
0:19:04 > 0:19:05That's citsatnaf!
0:19:06 > 0:19:08Fantastic!
0:19:17 > 0:19:19Ahhhhhhhh!
0:19:20 > 0:19:22Wahhhhhh!
0:19:25 > 0:19:26Aaaaah!
0:19:30 > 0:19:31Aaaaaah!
0:19:40 > 0:19:43Why are the right way up again and walking backwards,
0:19:43 > 0:19:45but not talking backwards?
0:19:45 > 0:19:49It means we're not totally absorbed in the film.
0:19:49 > 0:19:52And that means we've still got a chance to escape!
0:19:52 > 0:19:53Let's keep going!
0:19:55 > 0:19:56What's happening?!
0:19:56 > 0:20:00This film is too old! It can't take being played backwards!
0:20:00 > 0:20:02Stayerenevermooee!
0:20:02 > 0:20:05I bet you said "never" in there, but at least it sounded optimistic!
0:20:15 > 0:20:16What do we do?
0:20:16 > 0:20:19All I know is I'm sick of being told what NOT to do.
0:20:21 > 0:20:24That's it! Everyone's always telling us what not to do.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26I'm going to break all the rules at once!
0:20:26 > 0:20:28What have we got to lose?
0:20:28 > 0:20:29Our health and existence?
0:20:31 > 0:20:34I'm ignoring signs and touching electronics and breaking objects
0:20:34 > 0:20:38and running about and yelling and cursing! Oh, my God, Hobbit!
0:20:38 > 0:20:39Ah-ha!
0:20:46 > 0:20:48DOOR OPENS
0:20:48 > 0:20:49Tanner!
0:20:52 > 0:20:54What the devil's happened to my projector?
0:20:54 > 0:20:57Shouldn't you be more concerned about your students
0:20:57 > 0:20:59and not some piece of cruddy machinery?
0:20:59 > 0:21:00No!
0:21:02 > 0:21:04I mean, yes.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06Students are of some importance to me
0:21:06 > 0:21:09in the day-to-day activities of this school.
0:21:09 > 0:21:12Activities that sent your students to an alternate dimension
0:21:12 > 0:21:15where their lives were in mortal danger?
0:21:15 > 0:21:18Yes, I suppose that would be of some concern to me.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20Then get rid of this machine right away!
0:21:20 > 0:21:22Come on, Abercrombie, step to it!
0:21:24 > 0:21:27Murdoch! Murdoch! Help me clean this up!
0:21:30 > 0:21:32Fine! I'll do it by myself.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43Blblblbllalalalllala!
0:21:45 > 0:21:50# So if I'm looking out for you
0:21:50 > 0:21:55# See who's looking out for me. #
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