The Ghost Writers of Strange Hill High

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03# Creepy ain't the word

0:00:03 > 0:00:05# Freaky ain't the word

0:00:05 > 0:00:06# Sneaky ain't the word

0:00:06 > 0:00:07# See, what I've observed

0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Is there's no easy way To describe this geeky place

0:00:10 > 0:00:12# Even geeky place doesn't tell you What I need to say

0:00:12 > 0:00:13# This is Strange Hill

0:00:13 > 0:00:15# Where a talking frog Can eat your face

0:00:15 > 0:00:16# It's very, very random

0:00:16 > 0:00:19# You'll get use to these debates If you stick around

0:00:19 > 0:00:20# Although I wouldn't recommend it

0:00:20 > 0:00:23# When they use the name "Strange" Mate, they really meant it

0:00:23 > 0:00:26# There's some things in life With which you just don't mess

0:00:26 > 0:00:28# On every vest, I got the letters SOS

0:00:28 > 0:00:30# Cos you never know what might be Lurking round the corner

0:00:30 > 0:00:33# And what it might do If they ever found or saw you

0:00:33 > 0:00:36# Keep the lights on in the hallways All day

0:00:36 > 0:00:39# Things won't always Tend to go your way

0:00:39 > 0:00:41# Watch your back, and be prepared

0:00:41 > 0:00:43# Can't wait for 3:30 See you there. #

0:00:43 > 0:00:45BELL RINGS

0:00:51 > 0:00:54- Where is Mitchell?- Who?

0:00:54 > 0:00:56Our friend? Bit of an attitude? Yay tall?

0:00:56 > 0:00:57Sorry, you lost me at "friend".

0:00:57 > 0:01:00I want to see what he's doing for his project proposal.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02You never know what he's got hidden away.

0:01:02 > 0:01:03- Oof!- Ow!

0:01:03 > 0:01:06Hey! What are you doing in there?

0:01:06 > 0:01:09The door says "Becky". You've been misfiled.

0:01:09 > 0:01:11Are you hiding? Who's after you?

0:01:11 > 0:01:14Everyone. I'm a bit behind with some work.

0:01:14 > 0:01:17You know, this school would be a lot more bearable without the teachers.

0:01:17 > 0:01:19You haven't done your project?!

0:01:19 > 0:01:21I haven't had time to give it any thought,

0:01:21 > 0:01:23what with all this homework I'm not doing.

0:01:23 > 0:01:24What project is it now?

0:01:24 > 0:01:28The business proposals for Young Entrepreneurs?! They're due today!

0:01:28 > 0:01:34Today's not over. I'll just entrepreneuse something up.

0:01:34 > 0:01:38Hey, Mitchell. How's that English project coming along?

0:01:38 > 0:01:41Right after I get my English project done.

0:01:41 > 0:01:42Tremendous.

0:01:42 > 0:01:44Get it to me by lunchtime

0:01:44 > 0:01:47and I won't tell the headmaster it's three weeks late.

0:01:50 > 0:01:53How can I do a whole project on Charles Dickens in one morning?

0:01:53 > 0:01:56All his books are written in...ugh...old-fashioned.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58That's why you've had six weeks to do it.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00By lunchtime, he said. Incredible!

0:02:03 > 0:02:04Hey, Mitchell,

0:02:04 > 0:02:07have you got that silver pen you use to write your name everywhere?

0:02:07 > 0:02:10I need it for the cover of my Abercrombie project.

0:02:10 > 0:02:13There's an Abercrombie project?

0:02:18 > 0:02:24Ah! Ow! Ah! Ow! Ah! The Abercrombie project!

0:02:25 > 0:02:27How could I forget the Abercrombie project?!

0:02:27 > 0:02:29Which one is the Abercrombie project again?

0:02:29 > 0:02:33The business proposal! What I was just doing!

0:02:33 > 0:02:36Abercrombie's been talking about it in all our meetings?!

0:02:36 > 0:02:39Oh! You haven't been to any of our meetings, have you?

0:02:39 > 0:02:41Hey, I had better things not to do.

0:02:41 > 0:02:43And what is it I need to not do for this one?

0:02:43 > 0:02:46We need to come up with some sort of moneymaking proposal.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48Like a business plan.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50Well, I'd definitely like to be rich

0:02:50 > 0:02:53so I don't have to work so hard any more.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55Hmmm. What's your proposal?

0:02:55 > 0:02:58A not-for-profit artisan workshop collective, making recycled ethnic

0:02:58 > 0:03:01hats to raise awareness about those who are not fortunate enough

0:03:01 > 0:03:02to have hats.

0:03:02 > 0:03:05I applaud your project for its Beckyness, but not-for-profit?

0:03:05 > 0:03:07Abercrombie's not going to like that.

0:03:07 > 0:03:09Some of us are trying to save the planet with our projects.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11What by using every tree for paper?

0:03:11 > 0:03:12That's my next project!

0:03:12 > 0:03:15My project is a magical chocolate factory

0:03:15 > 0:03:17staffed with persons of restricted height.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19That's just something you saw in a film.

0:03:19 > 0:03:22That's what I told him! It's "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory"!

0:03:24 > 0:03:28Why would I name my factory after someone named Charlie?!

0:03:28 > 0:03:30That's absurd.

0:03:30 > 0:03:32I also have proposals for

0:03:32 > 0:03:34Templeton's Great Glass Elevator Company

0:03:34 > 0:03:37and a farm that will grow giant peaches.

0:03:37 > 0:03:38All Roald Dahl!

0:03:38 > 0:03:42I don't want to make rolled dolls. I'm a boy.

0:03:42 > 0:03:44Enough, Templeton!

0:03:46 > 0:03:49Hiding is not the answer. Just do your projects!

0:03:49 > 0:03:51It's only a simple business proposal

0:03:51 > 0:03:53and a thousand words on Charles Dickens.

0:03:53 > 0:03:56Yeah, I can do two words on Charles Dickens, OK.

0:03:56 > 0:03:58"Charles" and "Dickens."

0:03:58 > 0:04:02Use that brain of yours. Show them what you're capable of.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04All right, Mum! I'll do it.

0:04:04 > 0:04:07But only to avoid having you yell at me again.

0:04:07 > 0:04:08Got to avoid something.

0:04:09 > 0:04:14"Charles...Dickens."

0:04:15 > 0:04:17998 words to go.

0:04:17 > 0:04:19This is impossible.

0:04:27 > 0:04:29Eyes. On. You.

0:04:29 > 0:04:30Uh-oh! Abercrombie.

0:04:32 > 0:04:34Double uh-oh. Mr Garden.

0:04:35 > 0:04:36Oh!

0:04:38 > 0:04:39A-ha.

0:04:46 > 0:04:49Ah, Mr Garden.

0:04:49 > 0:04:52Care to stand and stare at these old trophies with me awhile?

0:04:52 > 0:04:56Hmm. I'm always up for a little trophy gazing.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00Huh?

0:05:08 > 0:05:12Cool. A room where I can escape my problems...

0:05:12 > 0:05:14SCREECHING

0:05:14 > 0:05:16..and find new ones.

0:05:16 > 0:05:22"1947 Regional Snooker Champs." Ah, yes, snooker.

0:05:22 > 0:05:24Know what I like best about snooker?

0:05:24 > 0:05:26Well, second best, really...

0:05:26 > 0:05:28Uh, listen, this has been really great,

0:05:28 > 0:05:33but I must get to my 11:47 class. Good-bye.

0:05:34 > 0:05:36Odd. Didn't even have a watch.

0:05:43 > 0:05:44Hello?

0:05:44 > 0:05:47Are you our new teacher?

0:05:47 > 0:05:51Ahhhhhhhh!

0:05:51 > 0:05:52Are you OK?

0:05:52 > 0:05:54I've just seen a g-g-g...

0:05:54 > 0:05:55Grapefruit?

0:05:55 > 0:05:58No! Ghost.

0:05:58 > 0:06:03Uh! That's the worst excuse ever. Just do your homework, like I said.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06I was doing it! Look... My book! Uh-oh!

0:06:12 > 0:06:17Careful, this is where I saw... It.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19The g-g-g-grapefruit?!

0:06:20 > 0:06:22No, I told you, ghost!

0:06:22 > 0:06:24Oh, good. I'm allergic to grapefruit.

0:06:26 > 0:06:28Do you always carry that?

0:06:28 > 0:06:30You never know where fruit might lurk.

0:06:36 > 0:06:38It's an old abandoned classroom!

0:06:38 > 0:06:40As all classrooms should be.

0:06:40 > 0:06:42Hey! Ta-da!

0:06:44 > 0:06:47Aaaargh! Aarrgh!

0:06:47 > 0:06:49Ah, phew! It's just a completely terrifying painting.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51And I bet that's him in a good mood!

0:06:54 > 0:06:56Hey, this is good!

0:06:57 > 0:06:59I knew you had a good Dickens essay in you.

0:06:59 > 0:07:04Really? I thought it might be 998 words or so short.

0:07:04 > 0:07:08What are you on about? It's good. Really good. Stop tugging.

0:07:08 > 0:07:09It's not me!

0:07:09 > 0:07:12Wahhhhhh! Wahhhhhhh!

0:07:18 > 0:07:19Who are you?

0:07:19 > 0:07:23Please, Miss, I am Uriah. This is Pettiforth.

0:07:25 > 0:07:28And I'm Cassiorellazeliza Landers-Vickerman.

0:07:28 > 0:07:33But you can call me Cassiorellazeliza Landers-Vickerman.

0:07:33 > 0:07:34How long have you all been here?

0:07:34 > 0:07:38A mere 150 years.

0:07:38 > 0:07:40Oh, is that all(!)

0:07:40 > 0:07:43It's called sarcasm. It's very popular these days.

0:07:45 > 0:07:46Did you do this?

0:07:46 > 0:07:50We are bound to work until everything is finished,

0:07:50 > 0:07:55whereupon we shall be dismissed and may rest in peace.

0:07:55 > 0:07:58You're in detention?

0:07:58 > 0:08:02The detention of the cursed!

0:08:02 > 0:08:06Ahhhhhh!

0:08:06 > 0:08:09Right. Er, one moment, please.

0:08:09 > 0:08:10Bex. This is incredible!

0:08:10 > 0:08:13I know. Evidence of life beyond the grave!

0:08:13 > 0:08:19No. Ghosts that finish your homework. We're going to be rich!

0:08:19 > 0:08:22My ghost-written English project.

0:08:22 > 0:08:26See. I told you you could do it. Except you didn't.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28Pfft, details. They're geniuses, my ghosties.

0:08:28 > 0:08:33And it's time to turn their hard work into gold.

0:08:33 > 0:08:35"Mitchell's Homework Services."

0:08:35 > 0:08:39No, no, no. "Tanner Homework Industries."

0:08:39 > 0:08:41For Abercrombie's business project?

0:08:41 > 0:08:43Huh! Way too good for him.

0:08:43 > 0:08:44Besides, he'll just take advantage of us,

0:08:44 > 0:08:47pinch our best ideas for himself and pocket the money.

0:08:47 > 0:08:49And you're doing what with the ghosts?

0:08:49 > 0:08:53Providing them with a tremendous career opportunity.

0:08:53 > 0:08:56Ah, yeah, that's what ghosts need, career opportunities(!)

0:08:56 > 0:08:57Hey, hey.

0:08:57 > 0:09:00I don't run the afterlife, OK, I just do business there.

0:09:00 > 0:09:02There's never been a clearer case of

0:09:02 > 0:09:05you're messing with forces you don't understand, Mitchell!

0:09:05 > 0:09:09Bex, this is my chance to get out of homework forever.

0:09:09 > 0:09:11What kid won't want this service?!

0:09:11 > 0:09:13Me, for one.

0:09:13 > 0:09:14Uh-huh, you'll change your mind.

0:09:14 > 0:09:17I never change my mind! Well, there was that once.

0:09:17 > 0:09:20Twice. OK, I'm changing my mind, but not my opinion!

0:09:20 > 0:09:22If Abercrombie finds out about this, he'll shut you down faster

0:09:22 > 0:09:25than Lucas's illicit popcorn ball business.

0:09:25 > 0:09:28Psst, Christmas overstock sale?

0:09:30 > 0:09:33I'll make it worth his while not to shut me down.

0:09:44 > 0:09:49A magical chocolate factory staffed by persons of restricted height?

0:09:49 > 0:09:51Rejected.

0:09:51 > 0:09:52What?

0:09:52 > 0:09:56As for your ethnic hat factory, young lady...

0:09:56 > 0:09:58You can't reject my idea!

0:09:58 > 0:10:00It was specifically designed to be rejection-free

0:10:00 > 0:10:02with all the right buzzwords!

0:10:02 > 0:10:06Indigenous! Locally-sourced! Organic, free-range headwear!

0:10:06 > 0:10:09Peruvian! You can't reject "Peruvian"!

0:10:09 > 0:10:13Whilst I approve of exploiting the vanity of the urban hipster,

0:10:13 > 0:10:16last I heard, there is a law against slavery.

0:10:16 > 0:10:19Volunteers in a profit-free co-operative.

0:10:19 > 0:10:23Miniature chocolatiers. Sweatshop hat slaves.

0:10:23 > 0:10:27A delivery service manned by rapping babies.

0:10:27 > 0:10:30They've got very low overheads, yo.

0:10:30 > 0:10:32I weep for the future.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34Crybaby.

0:10:34 > 0:10:37Is there no-one in this class with the shark-eyed acumen

0:10:37 > 0:10:41to crush opportunity and turn it into business gold?

0:10:41 > 0:10:44Tanner? Are you even in this class?

0:10:44 > 0:10:46I'm in it and I'm going to win it.

0:10:46 > 0:10:49Abercrombie, I'm issuing you a challenge.

0:10:49 > 0:10:52If my business makes the biggest profit,

0:10:52 > 0:10:55you have to swear never to punish me again.

0:10:55 > 0:10:57What's in it for me? If you should lose?

0:10:57 > 0:11:02Hmm. You can give me the worst punishment you can conceive.

0:11:02 > 0:11:04Oh.

0:11:04 > 0:11:05Oooh.

0:11:05 > 0:11:07Yes, that's good.

0:11:07 > 0:11:10No, no, that one's even better!

0:11:12 > 0:11:13You're on, Tanner.

0:11:13 > 0:11:15Class dismissed.

0:11:15 > 0:11:18And those of you with approved businesses, get cracking!

0:11:20 > 0:11:23Mitchell, are you nuts? If you lose...

0:11:23 > 0:11:26Don't worry. I can't lose.

0:11:26 > 0:11:27I've got ghosts.

0:11:39 > 0:11:41COINS CLINK

0:11:41 > 0:11:43I hear money.

0:11:46 > 0:11:48Good morning.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50Oooh!

0:11:50 > 0:11:53So we've been stealing, have we, Tanner?

0:11:53 > 0:11:56This is all from my business.

0:11:56 > 0:11:58Which I know you're dying to know about.

0:11:58 > 0:12:00My successful plan.

0:12:00 > 0:12:02Is it a chocolate factory?

0:12:02 > 0:12:05What? Er, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sure.

0:12:05 > 0:12:09I knew it! Children always like chocolate factories!

0:12:09 > 0:12:11But what's so special about yours, Tanner?

0:12:14 > 0:12:18Right. Hand over your project. I want it now!

0:12:18 > 0:12:21Err, to, um, to grade it.

0:12:21 > 0:12:23It's in here somewhere...

0:12:23 > 0:12:26Are these all your books?

0:12:26 > 0:12:30Yeah, yeah. I'm real studious now. Here you go. My business plan.

0:12:35 > 0:12:38Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:12:40 > 0:12:42Ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:12:44 > 0:12:45I can't run this business on my own.

0:12:45 > 0:12:47I need you guys.

0:12:47 > 0:12:48I told you, I don't want any part of it.

0:12:48 > 0:12:52Come on. This is our chance to prove we don't need grades to be a success.

0:12:52 > 0:12:53Smash the system.

0:12:53 > 0:12:55I'm happy with the system. I work hard.

0:12:55 > 0:12:57I get good results.

0:12:57 > 0:12:59Your project got rejected. You got a C in Maths,

0:12:59 > 0:13:02and Mr Garden will never give you an A in English because you've got

0:13:02 > 0:13:05a crush on him and it weirds him out whenever you sigh.

0:13:05 > 0:13:06Hey, kids.

0:13:06 > 0:13:09Ahhh! Hmmm!

0:13:09 > 0:13:10Listen, Bex, your idea was good.

0:13:10 > 0:13:11It was?

0:13:11 > 0:13:15Sure. You're like the Alan Sugar of colourful headgear.

0:13:15 > 0:13:17You blew their dusty old minds.

0:13:17 > 0:13:19And that's why it got rejected.

0:13:19 > 0:13:22Are you going to let them win, while thousands go hatless?

0:13:22 > 0:13:24If only you were part of a successful,

0:13:24 > 0:13:27on-the-move business, you'd show them all!

0:13:27 > 0:13:29Do you have your eyes on the prize?

0:13:41 > 0:13:46I had no idea this much maths went into making chocolate.

0:13:46 > 0:13:50Ah-ha, yes, Oh, oh dear. Hmm.

0:13:53 > 0:13:57Battery's dead. How d'you even plug this thing in?

0:13:57 > 0:13:58Miss?

0:13:58 > 0:13:59What is it, Uriah?

0:13:59 > 0:14:03When the work is finished, may we be dismissed?

0:14:03 > 0:14:05Just a few more and you can go.

0:14:05 > 0:14:09After, um, these, obviously.

0:14:09 > 0:14:13Come on, people! Your attitude determines your altitude.

0:14:13 > 0:14:14Or whatever.

0:14:14 > 0:14:18This is the worst idea since bottled bread.

0:14:20 > 0:14:23I don't know what I'm going to do with all this money.

0:14:23 > 0:14:25Make the world a better place?

0:14:25 > 0:14:28Bex, I'm a grade A student, I don't have to do any work,

0:14:28 > 0:14:32and I'm making enough to afford roller skates for my hands.

0:14:32 > 0:14:34How could the world possibly be any better?

0:14:34 > 0:14:37Well, it could be better for your staff.

0:14:37 > 0:14:38Who?

0:14:38 > 0:14:41The ghosts. They look dead on their feet.

0:14:41 > 0:14:42They're ghosts.

0:14:42 > 0:14:44This is child labour.

0:14:44 > 0:14:45They're 150 years old.

0:14:45 > 0:14:48Slave labour, then. They should be paid, yeah?

0:14:48 > 0:14:49No-one pays me to do my homework.

0:14:49 > 0:14:50You don't do homework.

0:14:50 > 0:14:52Well, maybe if they paid me I would.

0:14:52 > 0:14:56OK, would you feel better if I showed you they like doing work?

0:14:56 > 0:14:58I mean, all these ghosts need is motivation.

0:15:00 > 0:15:02Look at me. I'm a success.

0:15:02 > 0:15:05I've got all the time in the world to do what I like.

0:15:05 > 0:15:06You, what do you like?

0:15:06 > 0:15:08I quite liked being alive.

0:15:08 > 0:15:12Pettiforth quite likes when he hasn't got Typhus.

0:15:12 > 0:15:14COUGHING

0:15:14 > 0:15:16Well, all that and more can be yours!

0:15:16 > 0:15:17And I'll tell you something,

0:15:17 > 0:15:19you don't have to work your fingers to the bone to get it.

0:15:21 > 0:15:22Aaaargh!

0:15:22 > 0:15:24- What is it?- Boney fingers!

0:15:27 > 0:15:30That's Mr Treadlewharf. Our late housemaster.

0:15:30 > 0:15:32Wake up! You're late!

0:15:32 > 0:15:36He passed away peacefully while thrashing a desk senseless.

0:15:36 > 0:15:39Hang on. That doesn't make any sense.

0:15:39 > 0:15:41Why isn't he a ghost like you?

0:15:41 > 0:15:42I haven't finished.

0:15:42 > 0:15:44Sorry. Go on.

0:15:44 > 0:15:48He died doing what he loved. Thrashing something.

0:15:48 > 0:15:50He could move on.

0:15:50 > 0:15:53But we have unfinished business in this room.

0:15:53 > 0:15:56So with no teacher in charge, you just stayed here?

0:15:56 > 0:15:59We cannot leave until we complete our work

0:15:59 > 0:16:02and are dismissed by one of the masters.

0:16:02 > 0:16:05Those are the rules of our detention.

0:16:05 > 0:16:07A detention like no other.

0:16:07 > 0:16:09To be honest, it sounds like most detentions.

0:16:09 > 0:16:14The detention of... the cursed.

0:16:14 > 0:16:18Ahhhhhhhhh!

0:16:18 > 0:16:19Why don't you get back to your work

0:16:19 > 0:16:22and we'll see about getting a teacher to dismiss you.

0:16:24 > 0:16:26See? They love it.

0:16:26 > 0:16:29And if they stay here, we are set up for life.

0:16:32 > 0:16:37So that's where their chocolate factory is!

0:16:39 > 0:16:41I wonder if they make caramel turtles?

0:16:43 > 0:16:46Where are the persons of restricted height?

0:16:46 > 0:16:47A teacher!

0:16:47 > 0:16:51You, you sickly children. You shouldn't be in here.

0:16:51 > 0:16:55Pettiforth here does have a touch of Typhus. And Consumption.

0:16:55 > 0:16:57And Scarlet Fever. And...

0:16:57 > 0:16:58Ughhh!

0:16:58 > 0:17:00But our work, sir...

0:17:00 > 0:17:02Any work you're doing in here stops right now!

0:17:04 > 0:17:07Really? So we are...dismissed?

0:17:07 > 0:17:09Out of here.

0:17:09 > 0:17:11Come on, let's fly!

0:17:11 > 0:17:15Ahhhhhh!

0:17:21 > 0:17:23BANGING ON DOOR

0:17:23 > 0:17:25Let me out!

0:17:25 > 0:17:26This French isn't right.

0:17:26 > 0:17:28And this Geography's rubbish.

0:17:28 > 0:17:33"Prussia"? "Saxony"? Aren't they the dumb ones in that girl band?

0:17:33 > 0:17:36Look, it's just rude drawings of Napoleon.

0:17:36 > 0:17:38I thought you said they were geniuses.

0:17:39 > 0:17:42How could we be so stupid! They're in detention.

0:17:42 > 0:17:46They're not the good kids... they're the troublemakers!

0:17:46 > 0:17:49Brilliant. We've employed Special Ed ghosts.

0:17:49 > 0:17:51I quite liked Special Ed.

0:17:51 > 0:17:52Was he the shimmery one who coughed a lot?

0:17:54 > 0:17:57- What are we going to tell our clients?- We're sorry?

0:17:57 > 0:18:00Are you mad? That French homework's Tyson's.

0:18:00 > 0:18:03He'll flatten me into a safe play surface.

0:18:03 > 0:18:05We could do the homework ourselves.

0:18:05 > 0:18:07You don't understand my vision at all, do you?

0:18:07 > 0:18:10We'll tell the ghosts to do it again.

0:18:10 > 0:18:12We just need to establish our authority.

0:18:12 > 0:18:15Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:18:15 > 0:18:18Hey! You! Ghosts! Stop!

0:18:21 > 0:18:25Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:18:28 > 0:18:29Boo!

0:18:29 > 0:18:31Aaaaah!

0:18:31 > 0:18:33Take that!

0:18:33 > 0:18:35You guys need to calm down!

0:18:35 > 0:18:37After hundreds of years in detention, Miss?

0:18:37 > 0:18:40Sorry, we're going to have some jolly.

0:18:46 > 0:18:48You've got to get your ghosts under control

0:18:48 > 0:18:50before they smash this place to biscuits!

0:18:50 > 0:18:53They're not my ghosts. They're pupils.

0:18:53 > 0:18:55They'll only listen to authority figures.

0:18:55 > 0:18:57Where are the teachers when you need them?

0:18:57 > 0:18:59Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:18:59 > 0:19:03Weren't you in my Empire class in 1872, young man?

0:19:06 > 0:19:08Where'd they go?

0:19:11 > 0:19:12Here they are.

0:19:12 > 0:19:14Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:19:14 > 0:19:16Whoaaaaaah!

0:19:17 > 0:19:18What do we do?

0:19:18 > 0:19:21There's not really a Ghostbusters we can call, is there?

0:19:21 > 0:19:25Vagabonds! Guttersnipes! Come back!

0:19:25 > 0:19:27I'll give you some of this! Arghhh!

0:19:28 > 0:19:30No, but there's a dustbusters.

0:19:30 > 0:19:32Ahhh!

0:19:32 > 0:19:35Hmm. That gives me an idea!

0:19:35 > 0:19:37I'm going to need those blackout curtains,

0:19:37 > 0:19:39the lid of that piano, and the top of that bin.

0:19:39 > 0:19:40Templeton. Get on the lights.

0:19:40 > 0:19:42What on earth are you doing?

0:19:42 > 0:19:45This school's about to welcome a new member of staff.

0:19:50 > 0:19:52You're all in detention!

0:19:56 > 0:19:58Mr Treadlewharf! He's back!

0:19:59 > 0:20:00Aaaaah!

0:20:03 > 0:20:04Ha-ha-ha!

0:20:07 > 0:20:09You're all in detention!

0:20:13 > 0:20:15Aaaah!

0:20:15 > 0:20:17D'oh! Ow! Ow!

0:20:19 > 0:20:21Get back to your work!

0:20:21 > 0:20:25Whoaaaaaa!

0:20:25 > 0:20:26That's no housemaster!

0:20:28 > 0:20:29It's our old bosses!

0:20:32 > 0:20:36You! Shimmering children! Detention. All of you.

0:20:36 > 0:20:37ALL: Yes, sir.

0:20:42 > 0:20:43How's trade?

0:20:43 > 0:20:45All right, I suppose.

0:20:45 > 0:20:46A bulletproof business plan.

0:20:46 > 0:20:50What else to do with idle hands but put them to good use?

0:20:52 > 0:20:55And zero labour costs.

0:20:55 > 0:20:58Clear profit from the off.

0:21:07 > 0:21:11When Tyson gets a G for his French, he's going to kick me in le butt.

0:21:11 > 0:21:12It's la derriere.

0:21:12 > 0:21:13I am so toast.

0:21:13 > 0:21:17Don't fret. We shall be dismissed eventually.

0:21:17 > 0:21:21Perhaps in a few hours. Perhaps in a few centuries.

0:21:21 > 0:21:23I hope it's in a few centuries,

0:21:23 > 0:21:26cos I have stuff to do in the next few hours.

0:21:26 > 0:21:28We should have gone with the chocolate factory.

0:21:28 > 0:21:29See, that's what I said!

0:21:29 > 0:21:33All we need is to round up some Oompa-Loompas and some snozzberries,

0:21:33 > 0:21:36then we'll build a river of chocolate and get some geese

0:21:36 > 0:21:38for golden eggs

0:21:38 > 0:21:41and a squad of evil squirrels for various assorted purposes...

0:21:46 > 0:21:48# All I know is something spooky's Going on

0:21:48 > 0:21:50# All I know is something spooky's Going on

0:21:50 > 0:21:52# All I know is something spooky's Going on

0:21:52 > 0:21:54# All I know is something spooky's Going on

0:21:54 > 0:21:57# All I know is something spooky's Going on. #