0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Creepy ain't the word Freaky ain't the word
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Sneaky ain't the word See what I've observed
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Cos there's no easy way to describe this geeky place
0:00:10 > 0:00:12# Even "geeky place" doesn't tell you what I need to say
0:00:12 > 0:00:15# This is Strange Hill, where a talking frog can eat your face!
0:00:15 > 0:00:16# It's very, very random
0:00:16 > 0:00:18# You'll get used to these debates if you stick around
0:00:18 > 0:00:20# Although I wouldn't recommend it
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# When they use the name "Strange", mate, they really meant it!
0:00:23 > 0:00:25# There's some things in life in which you just don't mess
0:00:25 > 0:00:28# On every vest I got the letters SOS
0:00:28 > 0:00:30# Cos you never know what might be lurking round the corner
0:00:30 > 0:00:33# Or what it might do if they ever found or saw you
0:00:33 > 0:00:36# Keep the lights on in the hallways all day
0:00:36 > 0:00:39# Things won't always tend to go your way
0:00:39 > 0:00:42# Watch your back, and be prepared Can't wait for 3:30
0:00:42 > 0:00:45# See you there. # BELL RINGS
0:00:48 > 0:00:51Ugh. I need a new career.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55OK, class, test time.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57We have a test today?!
0:00:57 > 0:00:59No, these are test results.
0:00:59 > 0:01:00We had a test yesterday?!
0:01:00 > 0:01:02No, this is a test the school did.
0:01:02 > 0:01:07- Ha! Take that, school!- A test to determine your future careers.
0:01:07 > 0:01:11Using scientific methods, they're able to determine what job
0:01:11 > 0:01:15you're most suited for and where you'll be working
0:01:15 > 0:01:16in ten to twenty years.
0:01:16 > 0:01:21I have to work in ten to twenty years? Why didn't anyone tell me?
0:01:21 > 0:01:24I'd have left this planet long ago. C'mon, astronaut...
0:01:27 > 0:01:31Oh, boy, I'm going to be a voiceover actress for kids' TV shows!
0:01:31 > 0:01:34And now I'm, like, the mean girl...
0:01:34 > 0:01:37Ew, that sounds, like, awful(!)
0:01:37 > 0:01:41A critic?! That's the worst career assessment I've ever seen!
0:01:41 > 0:01:43No stars.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45A psycho! A psycho!
0:01:45 > 0:01:48Oh, wait... A psychologist!
0:01:48 > 0:01:50Disgraced pop star.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53Looks like everyone's future suits their personalities.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55What did you get, Templeton?
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Campanologist. I don't know what that means, though it rings a bell.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Don't you want to see what YOU'LL be, Mitchell?
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Teacher?!
0:02:01 > 0:02:05I can't be a teacher! That's the worst job in the world!
0:02:05 > 0:02:09Don't worry. My dreams were crushed long ago.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12It must be a mistake! A horrible mistake.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15'No lamenting your sorry future!'
0:02:15 > 0:02:18They issued this somewhere in the school, right?
0:02:18 > 0:02:20We just need to figure out where and by who.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22And then go there and bug them.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25What about Miss Grimshaw? She hates to be bugged.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Grimshaw! School secretary! Keeper of all records!
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Come on!
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Strange. She's not here.
0:02:34 > 0:02:38As if she vanished into thin air, gone into the mists of time,
0:02:38 > 0:02:40never to be seen again.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43That, or she went to the staff room cos there's no kids to yell at.
0:02:43 > 0:02:44Or that.
0:02:46 > 0:02:50There it is! Ye Olde Staff Room!
0:02:50 > 0:02:54I don't know if we should! Pupils aren't allowed!
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Too late. Knob turning.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58PIANO PLAYS
0:03:04 > 0:03:06Hi! THEY ALL GASP
0:03:06 > 0:03:09So who's in charge of career testing around here?
0:03:09 > 0:03:13Tanner! You made me miss!
0:03:13 > 0:03:16Pupils may not enter the staff room!
0:03:16 > 0:03:17Too late. We just did.
0:03:17 > 0:03:21And I'm not allowed to tell you who's in charge of career testing.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23We dare not speak his name.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26Quiet, you fool! You've said too much already!
0:03:26 > 0:03:28I'd like to say too much!
0:03:28 > 0:03:32The person in charge of all testing is...the Deputy Head!
0:03:32 > 0:03:34THUNDER CRACKS
0:03:34 > 0:03:37Brian Dougherty!
0:03:38 > 0:03:40I quite like saying too much.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43So where is this Dougherty... THUNDER CRACKS ..guy?
0:03:43 > 0:03:47Some people say he went mad from all the paperwork.
0:03:47 > 0:03:48Most people, actually.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50You'll never find him.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52We put him away where he can't harm anyone.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55But can still process all the school's paperwork.
0:03:55 > 0:03:56So he's in the school somewhere.
0:03:56 > 0:04:00Yes. Er, I mean, no! Ooh, now I've said too much!
0:04:00 > 0:04:03Now, get out, Tanner. And never set foot here again!
0:04:03 > 0:04:05OK...
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Brian Dougherty!
0:04:07 > 0:04:09THUNDER CRACKS
0:04:09 > 0:04:11Cool.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14This Deputy Head is somewhere in this school -
0:04:14 > 0:04:17someplace the teachers don't want us going to,
0:04:17 > 0:04:19a place so scary, no-one would ever dare go.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21The boys' changing room!
0:04:21 > 0:04:22I'm going to ask a normal person.
0:04:22 > 0:04:26- Matthews, you're easily terrified, right?- I certainly am!
0:04:26 > 0:04:28What's the one place in the school that's so terrifying,
0:04:28 > 0:04:30you'd never, ever go there?
0:04:30 > 0:04:32The fourth floor! The fourth floor!
0:04:32 > 0:04:34SCREAMS Fourth floor it is.
0:04:34 > 0:04:38There's only one problem. The school only has
0:04:38 > 0:04:40three floors.
0:04:41 > 0:04:42See? "Third Floor".
0:04:42 > 0:04:45What about that door inside the door?
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Oh, such a cute door!
0:04:49 > 0:04:52Where do you lead to, widdle doory?
0:04:52 > 0:04:54That's ridiculous.
0:04:54 > 0:04:58A door inside a door can only lead to what the bigger door leads to.
0:04:58 > 0:04:59Hey, wait for me!
0:05:01 > 0:05:04- LOUD CRUNCHING AND SCREECHING - What's that spooky sound?!
0:05:04 > 0:05:05Meh.
0:05:09 > 0:05:10Turn back!
0:05:10 > 0:05:13Turn back before it's too late!
0:05:13 > 0:05:16- Uh, why? - Because I'm waxing the floor.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18It's pretty slippery.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20How can you be waxing the floor of a storey of the school
0:05:20 > 0:05:22that doesn't supposedly exist?
0:05:22 > 0:05:27Some say the fourth floor only appears on a full moon.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Others say it's a poorly designed building.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Either way, floor's got to be waxed.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34Do you know anything about... Brian Dougherty?
0:05:34 > 0:05:38- THUNDER CRACKS - You mean...the Deputy Head?
0:05:38 > 0:05:41- THUNDER CRACKS - Oh, I like when it does that!
0:05:41 > 0:05:43- Us, too!- I canna tell ye much.
0:05:43 > 0:05:48But they say when the time is right, he roams this very floor,
0:05:48 > 0:05:51in search of new victims to give tests to.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54They sure say a lot, these people who say things.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57- Even- I- am afraid to roam too far on this floor.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59So be careful!
0:05:59 > 0:06:01And be warned, it's slippery!
0:06:02 > 0:06:06- Whoa!- What are you going to do if you find this guy?
0:06:06 > 0:06:07Get him to change my destiny! Duh!
0:06:07 > 0:06:09No way am I going to become a teacher!
0:06:09 > 0:06:11This is a bit of a predicament.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14You best go on without me-e-e-e-e!
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Why does the clock have a "D" on it?
0:06:23 > 0:06:25And this wall - "C+"?
0:06:25 > 0:06:29And the water fountain - "No water, F minus, see me."
0:06:29 > 0:06:33- SHE GASPS - Everything's been graded!
0:06:33 > 0:06:35We must be getting close. There!
0:06:38 > 0:06:41"Brian Dougherty, Deputy Head."
0:06:41 > 0:06:43THUNDER CRACKS
0:06:43 > 0:06:45It's been boarded up. Like they don't want us to get in there.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48Or they don't want whatever's in there to get out.
0:06:48 > 0:06:49Option A, option A, option A.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56The dreaded Option B!
0:06:56 > 0:06:59Here, Becks, help me get these boards off.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01I'd have gone for "more boards on", but OK.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10You stay here and scream like crazy if anything happens.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12Can do.
0:07:14 > 0:07:18Hello? I'm here about my careers test?
0:07:18 > 0:07:19CHAINS RATTLE
0:07:19 > 0:07:22Hello, chainy-chains? Mr Dougherty?
0:07:22 > 0:07:26THUNDER CRACKS My name is Mitchell Tanner?
0:07:26 > 0:07:28I have a simple request -
0:07:28 > 0:07:30to change my career destiny?
0:07:30 > 0:07:32It doesn't have to be anything big -
0:07:32 > 0:07:35maybe just "movie star"? "Hot-rod racer"?
0:07:35 > 0:07:37"Cool guy who does what he wants?"
0:07:37 > 0:07:38CHAINS RATTLE
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Hello?
0:07:40 > 0:07:42AH!
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Mr Dougherty, I presume?
0:07:44 > 0:07:46- THUNDER CRACKS - You don't have an appointment!
0:07:46 > 0:07:48- GROWLING - That's my cue!
0:07:48 > 0:07:51AAAARGH!
0:07:52 > 0:07:54AAAARGH!
0:08:00 > 0:08:04I've been bitten! By a rabid teacher!
0:08:04 > 0:08:05BELL RINGS
0:08:05 > 0:08:07Uh-oh! What's going on?!
0:08:08 > 0:08:10No! No!
0:08:10 > 0:08:13It can't be happeninnnnnnng...
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Ah! That was weird.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19And why am I holding a coffee mug?
0:08:19 > 0:08:21Ugh!
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Mitchell, you're all right!
0:08:26 > 0:08:28I went to get help but ran into this awful new substitute teacher
0:08:28 > 0:08:31who made me go straight into class and then he yelled at us
0:08:31 > 0:08:32for being unruly and made us sit silently
0:08:32 > 0:08:35and think about what we'd done. I thought about how I went to get help
0:08:35 > 0:08:37but ran into this awful new substitute...
0:08:37 > 0:08:39- Where is he now?- A... - Someone besides Becky!
0:08:39 > 0:08:42He left. Said he had other classes to take care of,
0:08:42 > 0:08:44like I wasn't trouble enough, yo!
0:08:44 > 0:08:49He made me sit in the corner and wear this hat.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Good thing I can't read.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53I don't know what's worse, Mitchell.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55Your destiny to become a teacher
0:08:55 > 0:08:58or this new substitute...teacher.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00I'm still having a problem with floor wax, if anyone cares.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Maybe later, bye!
0:09:02 > 0:09:08'The new substitute teacher assigned us five hours of homework - in PE.'
0:09:08 > 0:09:12He confiscated Gazza's spray-paint and replaced it with air freshener.
0:09:12 > 0:09:16Nobody wants gra-frutti, yo!
0:09:16 > 0:09:18THEY SIGH
0:09:18 > 0:09:22This guy is exactly why I hate teachers and never want to be one.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24- What's his name, anyway?- Mr Tanner.
0:09:24 > 0:09:28Hey, YOUR last name is Tanner, too! Maybe you know him?
0:09:28 > 0:09:31No, but if I ever see him, I'll let him know who's who.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33BELL RINGS
0:09:35 > 0:09:36Uh, you go on to class.
0:09:36 > 0:09:40- I'm going to the little boys' room, so I can be fashionably late.- Hey?!
0:09:41 > 0:09:45I always said I deserve a big hand, but this is ridiculous.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47What the heck?!
0:09:47 > 0:09:50I'm losing my...
0:09:50 > 0:09:51style!
0:10:02 > 0:10:05Who's the baddest teacher in all the land?
0:10:05 > 0:10:07- You are, sir!- Darn straight!
0:10:07 > 0:10:10And you're late for class. Detention!
0:10:15 > 0:10:17No sliding! Detention!
0:10:19 > 0:10:20The Peloponnesian war.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23It's capitalised - named after a place -
0:10:23 > 0:10:27so I want to see everyone make a big "P" on their paper.
0:10:27 > 0:10:28THEY SNIGGER
0:10:28 > 0:10:30What's so funny?!
0:10:30 > 0:10:35It sounded like you were telling us to relieve ourselves on our papers.
0:10:35 > 0:10:40You won't find it so funny when I'm giving you a surprise quiz!
0:10:40 > 0:10:41THEY GROAN
0:10:41 > 0:10:45Question one - according to Ancient Greek astronomy,
0:10:45 > 0:10:47when was Uranus at its fullest?
0:10:49 > 0:10:53Everything's getting into ship-shape since you appeared.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55I'm just pleased to see the children so fearful.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57Oh, a man after my own heart.
0:10:57 > 0:10:58Can I get you a drink?
0:10:58 > 0:11:00Water. Lukewarm.
0:11:00 > 0:11:06You know, I could really use someone I trust around here, fulltime.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09There are certain students I feel like if I turn my back on them
0:11:09 > 0:11:11for one second... Tanner?!
0:11:11 > 0:11:13What the devil am I doing here?
0:11:13 > 0:11:15Well, that's what I'M supposed to say!
0:11:15 > 0:11:18And what have you done with my friend, Mr Tanner, Tanner?!
0:11:18 > 0:11:20Mr Tanner was here?
0:11:20 > 0:11:24Yes, Mr Tanner, Tanner! I don't know any other Mr Tanner, do you, Tanner?
0:11:24 > 0:11:27Does it strike you as odd that we both have the same last name?
0:11:27 > 0:11:31Your name's not Abercrombie! Don't try to confuse me, Tanner.
0:11:31 > 0:11:35You're up to your old tricks, but with Mr Tanner about,
0:11:35 > 0:11:37you won't be getting away with much more, Tanner!
0:11:37 > 0:11:39Am I punished or can I go?
0:11:39 > 0:11:40Go! Go!
0:11:42 > 0:11:45Sometimes I think I'm seeing things.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47Horrible Tanner-related things.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49Oh, dear..
0:11:49 > 0:11:52It pains me that I can't get to the one teacher who's causing
0:11:52 > 0:11:55everyone such agony. It's like he runs off whenever I come.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57Maybe he's scared of you!
0:11:57 > 0:11:59Unlikely. He's a very scary guy.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01Scared the wax right off the floor.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03That's what stopped me from sliding.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05Oh, hi, Templeton. I didn't notice.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07MY adventure's not important.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10A boy slides about the entire school for two days straight,
0:12:10 > 0:12:12but that's not half as interesting as a very mean teacher
0:12:12 > 0:12:15or a boy who doesn't want to become a teacher!
0:12:15 > 0:12:16How'd you go to the toilet?
0:12:16 > 0:12:18Oh, NOW you're interested.
0:12:18 > 0:12:19BELL RINGS
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Huh? Whoa!
0:12:23 > 0:12:27Help! Whatever this is is...whatevering again!
0:12:28 > 0:12:31E-yow! What's happening to you?!
0:12:32 > 0:12:36Hey, what are you kids doing?! Break time is over!
0:12:36 > 0:12:39- SHE GASPS - Mitchell IS Mr Tanner!
0:12:39 > 0:12:42Mr Tanner is Mitchell! Tanner, Mitchell! Mitchell, Tanner!
0:12:42 > 0:12:45Hey, you, let me out of here!
0:12:45 > 0:12:48Sorry, Mr T - now YOU'VE got detention!
0:12:48 > 0:12:52Nobody calls me Mr T! I pity the fool who disrespects me!
0:12:54 > 0:12:56BELL RINGS
0:12:56 > 0:12:58He's turned back into Mitchell!
0:12:58 > 0:13:01So when the class bell rings, he turns into Mr Tanner,
0:13:01 > 0:13:03and when the end-of-period bells ring,
0:13:03 > 0:13:05he turns back to Mitchell!
0:13:05 > 0:13:08Yet he has no idea any of this has been happening.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11We've got to confront him with the...HORRIBLE truth.
0:13:13 > 0:13:17Remember, let's put this to him gently.
0:13:17 > 0:13:18Hmm.
0:13:19 > 0:13:22- SHE CLEARS HER THROAT - Mitchell...- Yeah?
0:13:22 > 0:13:25You know that awful substitute teacher who's been tormenting us
0:13:25 > 0:13:27- and is the worst person we've ever met?- Yeah?
0:13:27 > 0:13:30- You're him.- I'm Mr Tanner?
0:13:30 > 0:13:31That bite from Mr Dougherty...!
0:13:31 > 0:13:33THUNDER CRACKS
0:13:33 > 0:13:36I'm a were-teacher!
0:13:36 > 0:13:38This could not be more awful.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40Where is that delightful Mr Tanner?
0:13:40 > 0:13:43He's my best friend in the whole world.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46Nooooooooo!
0:13:46 > 0:13:49Of all the monsters, I have to be a were-teacher.
0:13:49 > 0:13:53It's pretty much the lamest of all monsters. Even Thankenstein.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56You mean that monster who always says, "Thank you"?
0:13:56 > 0:14:02He's the manliest teacher I've ever laid my beady eyes on.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Mr Tanner's a real hottie!
0:14:04 > 0:14:07THEY GIGGLE
0:14:07 > 0:14:08THEY SHUDDER AND RETCH
0:14:08 > 0:14:11OK, this just went from highly annoying
0:14:11 > 0:14:13to a matter of extreme urgency.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16Yes, we must do something before the bell rings again.
0:14:16 > 0:14:17BELL RINGS
0:14:21 > 0:14:24Did I - er, Mr Tanner - give you detention?
0:14:24 > 0:14:26Uh-huh, but worse - you gave yourself
0:14:26 > 0:14:29double-super-horrible detention for always missing class!
0:14:29 > 0:14:31And you said if you showed up,
0:14:31 > 0:14:34we should tell you what you said you'd do to you if you ever saw you.
0:14:34 > 0:14:38Oh, I did, did I? Well, I'm a big jerk and I've got to stop me
0:14:38 > 0:14:40before my reign of terror goes too far.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43Yes, before you end up like Mr Dougherty!
0:14:43 > 0:14:44THUNDER CRACKS
0:14:44 > 0:14:46That's it - Mr D!
0:14:46 > 0:14:48THUNDER CRACKS He must know a way out of this.
0:14:48 > 0:14:52OK, but let's stop saying his name - I have a terrible a headache.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00CHAINS RATTLE, SNARLING
0:15:00 > 0:15:02Oh, hi, kids. Come in.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04I'm just doing some work.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07- That's not a...- Person? Oh, my, no!
0:15:07 > 0:15:09Just a horse.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12Anyhoo... When you bit me, you turned me into a were-teacher.
0:15:12 > 0:15:13We need to know if there's a cure.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16Depends. What TYPE of teacher do you become?
0:15:16 > 0:15:18- A substitute.- Then you're in luck.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21A substitute were-teacher only has a temporary curse.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24According to legend, and School Board-mandated policy,
0:15:24 > 0:15:27as long as said teacher does not sign a permanent contract,
0:15:27 > 0:15:28the curse will wear off.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30Great! How long till it wears off?
0:15:30 > 0:15:33- Ten years,- max. Ten years?!! I don't want to be a teacher for ten sec...
0:15:33 > 0:15:36- Is there anything shorter than a second?- 'Attention.
0:15:36 > 0:15:40'I'd like to invite Mr Tanner to my office
0:15:40 > 0:15:43'at 3:30 for a very special secret ceremony.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45'Er, I mean "normal meeting".
0:15:45 > 0:15:47'Change is afoot!'
0:15:47 > 0:15:50Mitchell, Abercrombie's going to have you sign
0:15:50 > 0:15:52a permanent teacher's contract!
0:15:52 > 0:15:54Or change one of his feet.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57I've got to get rid of the curse now!
0:15:57 > 0:15:59It's the only way to defeat Mr Tanner.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01- And Abercrombie's smelly feet. - Mr Dougherty...
0:16:01 > 0:16:03- Huh?- Is there any way?
0:16:03 > 0:16:04There is, but you must do it
0:16:04 > 0:16:07before the were-teacher signs that contract.
0:16:07 > 0:16:12When pen touches paper, you're doomed forever! I'll tell you how...
0:16:12 > 0:16:13if you release me.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15Unchain you?
0:16:15 > 0:16:17Yeah. Yeah-yeah-yeah. Er, yes.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20I don't know. We've done a lot of...
0:16:20 > 0:16:24- Mitchell! - Some day, I'll repay you for this.
0:16:28 > 0:16:31NOW how will we defeat Mr Tanner?!
0:16:31 > 0:16:32Let me think.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35If we can trick Mr Tanner into looking really bad,
0:16:35 > 0:16:38Abercrombie will fire him on the spot and he...
0:16:38 > 0:16:40Well, I can never become a real teacher!
0:16:40 > 0:16:44Brilliant! Stop pointing that skeleton hand at me, but brilliant!
0:16:44 > 0:16:47We'll set it up for the special meeting in 'Crombie's office.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50Now, the last class bell of the day rings at 3:30, right?
0:16:50 > 0:16:52That's when the meeting begins.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54PIANO PLAYS
0:16:54 > 0:16:57HE LAUGHS
0:16:58 > 0:17:03Is this a contract-signing ceremony or a romantic get-together?
0:17:03 > 0:17:05I don't see why it can't be a little of both.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08We're all very fond of Mr Tanner, aren't we?
0:17:08 > 0:17:10I'm not here to look at YOU, that's for sure.
0:17:10 > 0:17:14- BELL RINGS - He'll be here any minute! I'll finally have a full-time friend!
0:17:14 > 0:17:16Quick! Get ready for your role!
0:17:16 > 0:17:18DOOR OPENS
0:17:22 > 0:17:27Welcome, welcome to the newest addition to our faculty!
0:17:27 > 0:17:30Yes, yes, let's just sign this thing and get it over with.
0:17:30 > 0:17:31I've got a lot of kids to yell at.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33But the signing of a teacher's contract
0:17:33 > 0:17:36is a sacred tradition at Strange Hill,
0:17:36 > 0:17:37plus I hand-dipped strawberries!
0:17:37 > 0:17:39I don't like things that taste good.
0:17:39 > 0:17:44Oh... Oh, please can we at least perform the song I wrote for you?
0:17:44 > 0:17:48Fine. But it better not be any good - I don't like music either.
0:17:48 > 0:17:49Oh, you're in luck, then!
0:17:49 > 0:17:53Introducing, the Misses G!
0:17:53 > 0:17:55MUSIC STARTS
0:17:57 > 0:17:59One, two, a-one, two three, four...
0:18:00 > 0:18:04# The Strange Hill days of running around
0:18:04 > 0:18:08# And acting the clown are gone
0:18:10 > 0:18:16# Because there's now a man who knows how to crack down on fun
0:18:16 > 0:18:22# How do you thank someone who gives detention all afternoon?
0:18:24 > 0:18:31# It's not easy, but we'll try!
0:18:31 > 0:18:35# If you run from this guy he'll show you why
0:18:35 > 0:18:39# He's the scariest man since Captain Bligh
0:18:39 > 0:18:44# To Mr Tanner, with l-o-o-o-ove! #
0:18:47 > 0:18:50That was just terrible enough for me to appreciate it.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53Stand by for Tanner Time!
0:18:53 > 0:18:56Ready for Hammer Time with the Tanner Time!
0:18:56 > 0:18:58Before you sign this contract,
0:18:58 > 0:19:01I was wondering if you'd like to say a few words?
0:19:01 > 0:19:05- Maybe three or four... - Tanner Time! End-period bell, go!
0:19:05 > 0:19:07BELL RINGS
0:19:07 > 0:19:09And those words are...
0:19:09 > 0:19:10Waaaah!
0:19:11 > 0:19:13- What the...?! - Wiggity wiggity, beepity bool,
0:19:13 > 0:19:15I'm not signing anything, you creepity fool!
0:19:15 > 0:19:17Mitchell?! I'm seeing things!
0:19:19 > 0:19:22Again! Back to class bell!
0:19:25 > 0:19:29Ah, oh! That's better.
0:19:29 > 0:19:33As I was saying, the most important thing as a fulltime teacher is...
0:19:33 > 0:19:34End-of-period bell!
0:19:37 > 0:19:40The most important thing is to boogie till your body drops!
0:19:40 > 0:19:41Do the funky chicken! Quaaack!
0:19:41 > 0:19:46Mr Tanner! I-I am your friend, but stop it at once!
0:19:46 > 0:19:51Of all the people in this room, he chooses HIM to dance with!
0:19:51 > 0:19:52BELL RINGS
0:19:55 > 0:19:57What the devil?
0:19:57 > 0:20:01Er, um, perhaps we should proceed with the signing of the contract.
0:20:01 > 0:20:02Uh, yeah?
0:20:02 > 0:20:04End-of-period bell! Quick!
0:20:04 > 0:20:06Aarggh!
0:20:08 > 0:20:09Oh, dear.
0:20:09 > 0:20:13He's about to sign! Mitchell's about to become Mr Tanner forever!
0:20:13 > 0:20:15I need ringy-dingy now!
0:20:18 > 0:20:22Oh, I'm a terrible bell ringer. I may as well just resign myself
0:20:22 > 0:20:25to being, what was it - a campanologist?
0:20:25 > 0:20:29- 'A campanologist IS a bell ringer.' - Huh?
0:20:29 > 0:20:32Sign it, sign it, sign it, sign it...
0:20:32 > 0:20:35Sign it, sign it, sign it, sign it, sign it, sign it, sign it!
0:20:35 > 0:20:36BELL RINGS
0:20:36 > 0:20:38Aaargh!
0:20:40 > 0:20:43ALL: Aargh!
0:20:48 > 0:20:51Those bells are, like, totally tubular.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55How you like me now, Abercrombie?!
0:20:55 > 0:20:57Aaargh!
0:20:57 > 0:20:59It's all so...Mitchelly!
0:20:59 > 0:21:01I'll never stop tormenting you!
0:21:01 > 0:21:03Stop it! Stop it!
0:21:03 > 0:21:06Stop it! You're fired!
0:21:07 > 0:21:10Forever! Get out!
0:21:12 > 0:21:14Ooh, chocolate-dipped strawberries!
0:21:14 > 0:21:16Get out!
0:21:16 > 0:21:19We did it! We broke the curse!
0:21:19 > 0:21:22- Wow!- AND we got chocolate-dipped strawberries!
0:21:22 > 0:21:26And we might've driven Abercrombie nuts. That's a plus!
0:21:29 > 0:21:32HE SIGHS
0:21:34 > 0:21:37ABERCROMBIE LAUGHS
0:21:37 > 0:21:40Ah, that's nice.
0:21:46 > 0:21:47Rawr!
0:21:47 > 0:21:49# Two sides of the same coin
0:21:49 > 0:21:51- # One angry man.- One innocent boy
0:21:51 > 0:21:54# What?! OK, maybe not innocent
0:21:54 > 0:21:57# But I'm still the good guy here, you know, in a sense. #