0:00:02 > 0:00:03Mwah-ha-ha!
0:00:03 > 0:00:05# Creepy ain't the word Freaky ain't the word
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Sneaky ain't the word See what I've observed
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Cos there's no easy way to Describe this stinky place
0:00:10 > 0:00:12# Even geeky place doesn't tell you What I need to say
0:00:12 > 0:00:15# This is Strange Hill where a Talking frog can eat your face
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# It's very, very, random You'll get used to these debates
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# If you stick around Although I wouldn't recommend it
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# When they used the name strange Mate they really meant it
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# There's some things in life with Which you just don't mess
0:00:26 > 0:00:29# On every vest I got the letters SOS Because you never know
0:00:29 > 0:00:32# What might be lurking round the Corner and what it might do
0:00:32 > 0:00:34# If it ever found or saw you
0:00:34 > 0:00:36# Keep the lights on in the hallways all days
0:00:36 > 0:00:38# Things won't always tend To go your way
0:00:38 > 0:00:40# Watch your back and be prepared punk
0:00:40 > 0:00:43# Wait for 3:30 see you there. #
0:00:43 > 0:00:45BELL RINGS
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Whooho! Whoa!
0:00:49 > 0:00:53At last, I have the playground to myself
0:00:53 > 0:00:57Whooo, No-one to disturb my masterful Mitchellful moves.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59Look out!
0:01:01 > 0:01:06Look out if you're not in class yet. First period has begun.
0:01:06 > 0:01:11No! Mr Stingles is dead!
0:01:11 > 0:01:14Our beloved class pet who brought us such joy!
0:01:14 > 0:01:18Remember the time he bumped his widdle head on the window?
0:01:18 > 0:01:23And when he sat on some jam? And when he flew up Tyson's nose?
0:01:24 > 0:01:27I'll miss the times we spent together.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29Whooho!
0:01:29 > 0:01:30Whoa!
0:01:30 > 0:01:33Mitchell, you're late for Mr Garden's class!
0:01:33 > 0:01:36I'm not late. I'm alternatively early.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38He was so alive!
0:01:38 > 0:01:40And now so dead!
0:01:40 > 0:01:43Another class pet gone? That's the seventh this term.
0:01:43 > 0:01:47What you sayin', G? We is well good at looking after stuff.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50We been watchin' after the class plant.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52And my desk hasn't caught fire in ages.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54Oh.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57And we've been managing Miss Grackle's pop star career just fine.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Hmmm, my Teachy Sense tells me
0:02:00 > 0:02:04I can facilitate you all learning about responsibility.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Re-whoosa-whaditty?
0:02:06 > 0:02:09How to look after things. No more looking after Number One.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12Time to look after some Number Twos.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15There's no WAY I'm looking after a Number Two. Ewww.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Ewww.
0:02:19 > 0:02:23A new vending machine? I love chocolate...
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Choc-O-Splosion?
0:02:26 > 0:02:30The name fills me with a sense of deliciousness yet impending
0:02:30 > 0:02:31danger.
0:02:31 > 0:02:32- Whoa!- AAAGGHH!
0:02:32 > 0:02:35Tanner! I was in the middle of important school business!
0:02:35 > 0:02:36Why aren't you in class?
0:02:36 > 0:02:39I am in class. I'm just a figment of your imagination.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42You must have low blood sugar. Eat some chocolate and I'll disappear.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51Ooh, tingly! Chocolate that fizzes!
0:02:51 > 0:02:54We do live in an age of wonder, don't we, Tanner? Tanner?
0:02:54 > 0:02:57Was he a figment? Just as well.
0:02:57 > 0:02:58More Choc-O-Splosions for me.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05Let's start our journey to responsible enlightenment
0:03:05 > 0:03:07with one of these.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Ooo, babies!
0:03:09 > 0:03:10Toss one here!
0:03:11 > 0:03:16I see we've got some miles to travel on the rocky road to responsibility.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19These dolls are designed to respond like actual babies,
0:03:19 > 0:03:22so you must treat them with love and care.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27Oo, hey there little fellow. I've got just the thing for you.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32Oh! Best intentions and all that.
0:03:32 > 0:03:36Anyway, these dolls can cry, laugh, eat pretend food,
0:03:36 > 0:03:38and even wet themselves.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41We have to change nappies? That's FANTASTIC!
0:03:41 > 0:03:42Disposable nappies or cloth?
0:03:42 > 0:03:45I say cloth, because they are better for the environment
0:03:45 > 0:03:48and will provide our children with a wonderful future world
0:03:48 > 0:03:49free of pollution and full of rainbows.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52But you'll have to wash dirty ones...with your hands.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Disposable it is.
0:03:54 > 0:03:58You'll each take care of a baby for one day, then turn it back in.
0:03:58 > 0:03:59Just like real parenting.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Just 20 minutes late.
0:04:06 > 0:04:12Or 20 years late? You're all parents? Is this a reunion?
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Bishop, you've aged terribly.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17Mitchell, you're a little tardy for our class on responsibility.
0:04:17 > 0:04:21Take a doll from the crate and bring it carefully to your desk.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23You don't want to make it cry.
0:04:23 > 0:04:24What? The dolls are alive?
0:04:24 > 0:04:27No. They're simulated. Which means almost alive.
0:04:27 > 0:04:28Like zombies.
0:04:28 > 0:04:33No. Like babies. Who need protecting and feeding and educating.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35This is twisting my melon, man. Playing with dolls?
0:04:35 > 0:04:37No way.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Can't quite reach...
0:04:39 > 0:04:40Whoa!
0:04:41 > 0:04:45There's one left. In the corner.
0:04:45 > 0:04:46- Arghhh!- Arghhh!- Arghhh!
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Move aside, I want to see what we're screaming at.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58You are one ugly doll.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Mitchell, you can't just sit there.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Like a dumb old doll.
0:05:02 > 0:05:03You've got to nurture it!
0:05:03 > 0:05:06I'm reading everything I can about babycare.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08"A baby's a precious thing
0:05:08 > 0:05:12"and you can't take your eye off it for one second."
0:05:12 > 0:05:17Ah! Apple Rainbow Karma Kumquat Butters! No! I'll rescue you!
0:05:19 > 0:05:24Ah! Apple Rainbow Karma Kumquat Butters has lost an arm!
0:05:24 > 0:05:27Has anyone seen my baby's arm? This happens to new parents, right?
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Feed me.
0:05:29 > 0:05:30Wash me.
0:05:30 > 0:05:31Change me.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36The smallest part of an atom is an electron.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Can you say "electron"?
0:05:38 > 0:05:39Change me.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42If we could re-arrange your atoms, we could change you into anything.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45You can be anything when you grow up. Even a truck.
0:05:45 > 0:05:49That's good, Templeton. Always encourage your child.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52Man! I have no idea what to do with this thing.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54It's not even making a sound. Just staring.
0:05:54 > 0:05:55Staring.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58It's an older model, but it has an instruction manual.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01I found it at the bottom of the crate. Here.
0:06:01 > 0:06:06"Place prodigiously in perambulator. Delicacy is dependent on care."
0:06:06 > 0:06:10What?! "Feed no sweetmeats." Meat's not sweet.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12It's meat.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14I'm ditching this freaky sucker, pronto.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19Hello, Tanner. I'm not up to anything.
0:06:19 > 0:06:20Nor am I.
0:06:22 > 0:06:23Heh-heh-heh.
0:06:24 > 0:06:25Heh-heh-heh.
0:06:27 > 0:06:31Today, I want to see emotion in paint form.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34Throw your inner demons in the air, catch them with a brush
0:06:34 > 0:06:37and smear them crazily on your canvas.
0:06:37 > 0:06:38Hey, Becks.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41Her other arm came off, so I made one out of pipe cleaners.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43You can't tell, can you?
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Uh, no. You're a great Mum.
0:06:45 > 0:06:46OK, thanks.
0:06:46 > 0:06:47BABY CRIES
0:06:47 > 0:06:48Shut up!! Shut up!!
0:06:48 > 0:06:50Baby T's progressing nicely.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55And I see your baby's ready for some daddy-doll art time.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57What?
0:07:00 > 0:07:02How?
0:07:02 > 0:07:04Ah, perfect. Now capture that terror!
0:07:06 > 0:07:08I've got to find a really good place to abandon you.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16The Corridor of Suspicion. Perfect.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21The Locker That Shall Not Be Used.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24Ready to play Hide & No Seek?
0:07:27 > 0:07:30OK. I'm walking away now.
0:07:35 > 0:07:39Good. I guess what goes in these lockers, stays in these lockers.
0:07:41 > 0:07:45"You've just abandoned your baby.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47"It's time for a Choc-O-Splosion break."
0:07:53 > 0:07:54HE GROANS
0:07:56 > 0:07:59Tanner, are you eating in my class?
0:07:59 > 0:08:01No.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03But, why won't you have a playdate with my baby?
0:08:03 > 0:08:07Because your baby has, like, a big round grapefruit head.
0:08:07 > 0:08:08No need to be insulting.
0:08:08 > 0:08:12It's not because her head fell off because I was hugging her too hard.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15Mitchell, can we have a playdate?
0:08:15 > 0:08:16Nah, ditched my doll.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18Be seated.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20Please have your homework or a believable excuse
0:08:20 > 0:08:22ready as I come past your desk.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28So, what's your excuse today, Tanner?
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Ah ha! No excuse, Nimrod, because, for once, I have
0:08:30 > 0:08:33done my homework...or at least copied Becky's on time.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38Hang on, that's not what it looked like earlier.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44How did you fit in there? And... Ahhhhh!
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Ahhhh!
0:08:54 > 0:08:57Templeton, you have to help me. I need to ditch this doll!
0:08:57 > 0:08:58Well, Tarquin needs new batteries.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00You can give Tarquin your doll's batteries.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Like an organ transplant. But for batteries.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04And for dolls.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06Brilliant!
0:09:06 > 0:09:09Errg! Of course it hasn't got batteries!
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Can this doll get any weirder?! I've had enough.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13If you can't bin it, break it.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19High-five! Doll defeated!
0:09:19 > 0:09:21Now a bird's got it!
0:09:23 > 0:09:25No!
0:09:25 > 0:09:28Daddy! Why'd you do that, daddy?
0:09:28 > 0:09:31Why? Why?
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Argggh!
0:09:36 > 0:09:38He startled the bird. Thanks!
0:09:40 > 0:09:43Mitchell.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46Mr G, you know I don't throw the term "evil" around.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49Let's see, "Homework is evil," "Tests, evil,"
0:09:49 > 0:09:51"George Eliot, for writing such long books, evil."
0:09:51 > 0:09:53There's something evil about this doll!
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Of all the excuses...
0:09:55 > 0:09:57Look!
0:09:57 > 0:09:59Say something. C'mon.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01It doesn't have to be evil,
0:10:01 > 0:10:04just "Hello, Mr Garden, I'm a creepy doll."
0:10:04 > 0:10:07Mitchell, have you ever heard of the boy who cried wolf?
0:10:07 > 0:10:10Was he the kid who ran off with three little pigs last year?
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Look, either you do this assignment or I'll be forced to take
0:10:12 > 0:10:14drastic action.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Will it involve a stake and some holy water?
0:10:19 > 0:10:21Are you available for parties?
0:10:21 > 0:10:24I suppose I could supplement my meagre income... No!
0:10:24 > 0:10:27You've been sent here to talk about this doll.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29Yeah, creepy isn't it?
0:10:29 > 0:10:31Here at this school, we don't use terms like "creepy."
0:10:31 > 0:10:35"Creepy," "Odd," "Unnatural," "Unexplained," "Possibly Hellish"
0:10:35 > 0:10:36It's haunted!
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Yes, "haunted," too.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40They're all just words children use to distract me
0:10:40 > 0:10:42from their disobedient behaviour.
0:10:42 > 0:10:43Oh, Mr Abercrombie, look!
0:10:43 > 0:10:44I will not look, Tanner,
0:10:44 > 0:10:47because that is exactly what you want me to do.
0:10:47 > 0:10:48Actually, sir,
0:10:48 > 0:10:52what I really want you to do is keep standing up with your eyes open.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Oh, really? We'll see about that.
0:11:03 > 0:11:06Any other way you'd like to "outsmart" me, Tanner?
0:11:06 > 0:11:08Uh, no, all set, thanks.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11Now, about this baby doll.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13Changed my mind. I'll stick with the assignment.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15Come, widdle baby.
0:11:15 > 0:11:20Oh, did the big creepy headmaster scare you? Daddy will pwotect you.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22Make sure to yell at me and punish me as I walk out.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24I'll do no such thing!
0:11:24 > 0:11:26You have a wonderful day and thanks for visiting!
0:11:26 > 0:11:28TANNER LAUGHS
0:11:34 > 0:11:36Hey there, Mitchell.
0:11:36 > 0:11:37Hi.
0:11:38 > 0:11:41I don't know whether you're the spawn of some psychotic demon
0:11:41 > 0:11:43or just haunted by a malevolent spirit, I don't care.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46What I need to know is, are you up for more fun?
0:11:46 > 0:11:48Fun with Daddy.
0:11:54 > 0:11:55Eh?!
0:11:57 > 0:11:59BABY CRIES
0:11:59 > 0:12:02If it won't shut up, give it a sweet.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05That's what my mum does with my dad.
0:12:05 > 0:12:06Woo-hoo!
0:12:15 > 0:12:17ALL: Ah!
0:12:17 > 0:12:20Ha-ha-ha.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Aaah!
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Won't you eat for Mummy, please, baby?!
0:12:39 > 0:12:41Do you want to teach me I should never have children
0:12:41 > 0:12:44and I'll end up a spinster in an apartment full of a thousand cats
0:12:44 > 0:12:47and actually that would be great because I love cats and I could
0:12:47 > 0:12:48spend my days naming them
0:12:48 > 0:12:50and there'd be Whisky Whiskers and Mr Smudge...
0:12:50 > 0:12:53Mitchell, I thought you wanted to get rid of your baby?
0:12:53 > 0:12:55Me? Never! I'm the proudest parent ever.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57Isn't that right, Mitchell Junior?
0:12:57 > 0:12:59Oh. What do you feed it?
0:12:59 > 0:13:01I don't know. Sweets and stuff.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03Sweets?! That's not responsible.
0:13:03 > 0:13:07My Tarquin only eats organic, locally sourced pretend babyfood.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09Chocolate, Daddy.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11I haven't got any. We ate it all
0:13:11 > 0:13:12Hey!
0:13:16 > 0:13:19Aw, he's so cute when he's disrespecting me.
0:13:19 > 0:13:22Oh, doll thing! Demon dipes!
0:13:22 > 0:13:24Mitchell Junior?
0:13:29 > 0:13:31I told you, I don't have any more chocolate!
0:13:33 > 0:13:36Tanner! What have you done to this doll?
0:13:36 > 0:13:37What do I do?!
0:13:37 > 0:13:39I'd do as it says.
0:13:39 > 0:13:40Chocolate!
0:13:41 > 0:13:45Tanner, this is your baby and it's your responsibility! Talk to it!
0:13:45 > 0:13:47Yes. Baby. Do stop.
0:13:49 > 0:13:50I guess.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54You called for me, Mr A?
0:13:54 > 0:13:55The doll! It was alive!
0:13:55 > 0:13:57And demanding chocolate!
0:13:57 > 0:14:01You, too? Sometimes I think something's weird with this school.
0:14:01 > 0:14:02Uh, yes?
0:14:02 > 0:14:05But of course there's always a logical explanation.
0:14:05 > 0:14:09According to my ill-informed pap psychology, Mitchell's just gotten
0:14:09 > 0:14:13carried away and is using this doll as a projection of his own feelings.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15Like a ventriloquist.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Yes, puppets. Creepy.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20Mitchell. It's time for you, me and the baby to get our heads
0:14:20 > 0:14:24together for some heavy-duty happiness facilitation.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26- Hey? - Grab the doll and come with me.
0:14:26 > 0:14:27OK
0:14:32 > 0:14:34RELAXING MUSIC
0:14:34 > 0:14:39Mitchell, let's communicate, talk this through and find some closure.
0:14:39 > 0:14:40- Huh?- I was your age once.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42That's hard to believe.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45The one thing I hated more than anything else was being told
0:14:45 > 0:14:46what to do.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48Go cram sticks up your nose.
0:14:48 > 0:14:51Yes, like that. But then I realised something.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53You like sticks up your nose.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55No, that maybe - and I'm the first to
0:14:55 > 0:14:58shrug off the formitude of rules, yeah - but maybe some things
0:14:58 > 0:15:02at school were actually designed to bring harmony to all, you know.
0:15:02 > 0:15:03That maybe...
0:15:03 > 0:15:05You were a wing-wang-ding-dang-doodle-pop?
0:15:05 > 0:15:07That maybe I was a wing-wang...
0:15:07 > 0:15:10All I'm saying, it's only a suggestion rather than
0:15:10 > 0:15:14an uncool and heavy order, is act responsibly with your doll.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17It might do you good to learn to say "No", right?
0:15:17 > 0:15:18No.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21Very good. I think we've had a real breakthrough.
0:15:21 > 0:15:22'Evs.
0:15:27 > 0:15:28Aaaaah.
0:15:31 > 0:15:32Oh?
0:15:34 > 0:15:37- So, I got to be more strict with my doll.- Feed me.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39OK, but it's got to be stuff you don't like.
0:15:39 > 0:15:41That's how you parent, right?
0:15:41 > 0:15:45- By making your kids do everything they don't like?- Feed me chocolate.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47No yummy food for you!
0:15:47 > 0:15:50That's good, Mitchell. Besides, these are just fake babies.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52It's not like they can do anything about it.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54Chocolate! Ha-ha-ha!
0:15:58 > 0:15:59Now do you believe me?
0:15:59 > 0:16:02Tarquin, can you say "Demon child?"
0:16:05 > 0:16:08- IN THE VOICE OF GOLLUM:- Precious chocolate. We wants it.
0:16:08 > 0:16:09We needs it.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12We meet again.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15Mm. Choc-o-late.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21You and I know there's not enough chocolate for the both of us.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30My little evil demon baby! We've got to stop him!
0:16:34 > 0:16:36We're too late!
0:16:36 > 0:16:37Tarquin, shield your eyes!
0:16:39 > 0:16:42No, Tiny Dude! Pranking teachers is fine.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44Chewing on their limbs, not so much.
0:16:45 > 0:16:46I. Said. No.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56Bad doll! Bad!
0:16:56 > 0:16:57Chocolate!
0:16:59 > 0:17:01Here boy, catch!
0:17:05 > 0:17:07Whoops.
0:17:07 > 0:17:08Help me!
0:17:10 > 0:17:11Tiny dude!
0:17:11 > 0:17:13Help me, da-da.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16No!
0:17:16 > 0:17:22Well, looking on the bright side, at least Mitchell's learned to say no.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24Daddy. Daddy!
0:17:24 > 0:17:27That doll may have been a crazed porcelain psychopathic menace,
0:17:27 > 0:17:29but it's MY crazed porcelain psychopathic menace.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31I'm responsible for him.
0:17:31 > 0:17:32You shouldn't blame yourself.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34It wasn't all the fault of your bad parenting that led
0:17:34 > 0:17:36to his terrible behaviour.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38I wouldn't go that far. We have to save him!
0:17:38 > 0:17:40- Also, I sort of like him. - Awww!
0:17:40 > 0:17:43Are you sure our babies will be safe while we do this?
0:17:43 > 0:17:46Please, we got the best - and only - baby-sitter available.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49And here's the new leather boots from Gucci
0:17:49 > 0:17:50for Autumn.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53I don't really like 'em, but they're probably good for kicking things.
0:17:54 > 0:17:59Whoa - a mass of chomping cogs and crunching machinery for pulverising
0:17:59 > 0:18:02stuff into smithereens turning it into unrecognisable mess.
0:18:02 > 0:18:05Just like my grandmother's kitchen.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07- Daddy.- We're coming tiny dude! Hold on!
0:18:07 > 0:18:09Daddy.
0:18:09 > 0:18:13I'm coming, junior! Nothing can stop me now!
0:18:13 > 0:18:16- Cool, a deflated football- Mitchell!
0:18:16 > 0:18:17Daddy!
0:18:17 > 0:18:20Mitchell Junior! Catch hold of this!
0:18:22 > 0:18:24Daddy!
0:18:24 > 0:18:26Nooooooooooooooooo! Collectively.
0:18:31 > 0:18:36Mitchell, he is like you! He weaselled his way through it!
0:18:36 > 0:18:37That's my boy. Come on!
0:18:43 > 0:18:47Where are you, little scary dude?
0:18:47 > 0:18:48BANGING
0:18:48 > 0:18:50That can't be good.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53Did it sound like a "ka-chink" or a "ka-chunk"?
0:18:53 > 0:18:57We're hoping for a ka-chunk. That's machine sound for stopping.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00I'm thinking it was ka-chunky.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02ALL: Aaah!
0:19:02 > 0:19:04We need something to hold the walls! Quick.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07Ken Kong's pencil!
0:19:10 > 0:19:13- Phew. - Daddy.
0:19:13 > 0:19:18Eh? He must have climbed out of the pit using that ladder.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20Junior, you're safe! Except we're not! Help us!
0:19:20 > 0:19:23- I promise I'll give you as much chocolate as you want!- Mitchell!
0:19:23 > 0:19:27Think of something healthier and less evil making like...raisins.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29Where are we going to get raisins in here?
0:19:29 > 0:19:30I've got some in my pocket!
0:19:30 > 0:19:33I used them for eyes on my doll's grapefruit head.
0:19:35 > 0:19:36Hey, Tiny Dude!
0:19:36 > 0:19:39I'm going to throw you some delicious chocolate-like lumps!
0:19:39 > 0:19:41Chocolate.
0:19:41 > 0:19:42Sort of.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48What do I always say?!
0:19:48 > 0:19:50"Healthy food never does anything good."
0:19:50 > 0:19:52"Especially raisins."
0:19:56 > 0:19:58Hey! Didn't you just get recycled?
0:19:58 > 0:20:01You can't recycle something into the same thing.
0:20:01 > 0:20:02That makes too much sense!
0:20:03 > 0:20:05The doll is alive! Alive!
0:20:05 > 0:20:08Yeah, we already were starting to suspect.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11Still... Aaaah!
0:20:13 > 0:20:16I haven't even had time to work out my last words.
0:20:16 > 0:20:18What if those were them?!
0:20:18 > 0:20:19Or those?!
0:20:19 > 0:20:21I have often wondered how it would all end.
0:20:21 > 0:20:24Perhaps going down on a burning ship in an icy ocean or an icy
0:20:24 > 0:20:28ship on a burning ocean. Or eaten by a tiger on a trapeze.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30Admittedly, that last one was more of a dream.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32- ALL: Aaah! - Daddy.
0:20:32 > 0:20:36Tiny Dude! I knew you'd be back!
0:20:36 > 0:20:38Not really. But it's good for him to hear it.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48The dolls! They're clogging up the machinery!
0:20:48 > 0:20:49Not Tarquin!
0:20:54 > 0:20:58- Daddy!- That's my boy! Breaking school property!
0:21:01 > 0:21:02What?
0:21:02 > 0:21:04Well done, Mitchell.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06You're the only person in class to have passed the assignment.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08Despite some early hiccups,
0:21:08 > 0:21:11you turned your doll into an upstanding member
0:21:11 > 0:21:14of the community...by destroying the rest of the community.
0:21:14 > 0:21:17Now THAT is responsibility.
0:21:17 > 0:21:18What I planned to do all along.
0:21:18 > 0:21:22Where's Mitchell Junior? Shouldn't he be celebrating Daddy's first A?
0:21:22 > 0:21:25As a parent the most important lesson to learn is
0:21:25 > 0:21:28when to let your children find their own way in the world.
0:21:28 > 0:21:29And besides he was getting a bit boring.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31I gave him to someone he had more in common with.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33I think they'll be happy together.
0:21:40 > 0:21:45Oh precious, precious chocolate!
0:21:45 > 0:21:49# Come and meet my special little guy He's not a crazy demon who might try
0:21:49 > 0:21:50# To ruin your life
0:21:50 > 0:21:53# He may be a nipper who Escaped to the dark side
0:21:53 > 0:21:56# But I'm sure he's more A baby by the book
0:21:56 > 0:21:59# And I'm sure there's nothing to that freaky beady eye look. #