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0:00:02 > 0:00:04# Creepy ain't the word

0:00:04 > 0:00:05# Freaky ain't the word

0:00:05 > 0:00:06# Sneaky ain't the word

0:00:06 > 0:00:08# See what I've observed

0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Is there's no easy way to describe this geeky place

0:00:10 > 0:00:13# Even geeky place doesn't tell you what I need to say

0:00:13 > 0:00:15# This is Strange Hill, where a talking frog can eat your face

0:00:15 > 0:00:18# It's very, very random, you'll get use to these debates

0:00:18 > 0:00:19# If you stick around

0:00:19 > 0:00:21# Although I wouldn't recommend it

0:00:21 > 0:00:23# When they use the name strange, mate, they really meant it

0:00:23 > 0:00:26# There's some things in life in which you just don't mess

0:00:26 > 0:00:28# On every vest I got the letters SOS

0:00:28 > 0:00:31# Cos you never know what might be lurking 'round the corner

0:00:31 > 0:00:34# And what it might do if it ever found or saw you

0:00:34 > 0:00:36# Keep the lights on in the hallways all day

0:00:36 > 0:00:39# Things won't always tend to go your way

0:00:39 > 0:00:41# Watch your back and be prepared

0:00:41 > 0:00:44# Can't wait for 3:30 See you there. #

0:00:44 > 0:00:45BELL RINGS

0:00:47 > 0:00:49Yeah, come on, little '90s dude!

0:00:49 > 0:00:50Mitchell!

0:00:50 > 0:00:53In a minute. Whoa!

0:00:53 > 0:00:54Argh!

0:00:55 > 0:00:57You're in trouble now, Mitchell.

0:00:57 > 0:01:00I told you not to play Skateboard Hero while skateboarding.

0:01:00 > 0:01:04No, you told me that video games are...are...

0:01:04 > 0:01:06A mindless distraction from everything around you!

0:01:06 > 0:01:09- Say what now? - Templeton, you tell him

0:01:09 > 0:01:12I'm sorry, Becky. I'm oblivious to my immediate social environment.

0:01:12 > 0:01:15- SHE SCREAMS - Will everyone stop playing games?!

0:01:15 > 0:01:17This isn't a "game," it's a device that emits

0:01:17 > 0:01:19all my favourite bleeping noises,

0:01:19 > 0:01:23for example, number 8-0-1-2.

0:01:23 > 0:01:24BLEEPING

0:01:24 > 0:01:25Brilliant.

0:01:25 > 0:01:27Argh! What happened?

0:01:27 > 0:01:29Well, you got hit by something that obviously was not me

0:01:29 > 0:01:30on a skateboard.

0:01:30 > 0:01:34It could've been a...hallway...ostrich...stampede.

0:01:34 > 0:01:38I'm quite familiar with hallway ostrich stampedes, Tanner.

0:01:38 > 0:01:39You can't fool me.

0:01:39 > 0:01:43No, the last thing I remember is some kind of annoying tune.

0:01:43 > 0:01:45- MUSIC PLAYS - That's the one!

0:01:45 > 0:01:46Tanner!

0:01:46 > 0:01:49Shush, this is the tricky bit. Whoa!

0:01:51 > 0:01:53Your electro-games and clever phones

0:01:53 > 0:01:55are causing too much trouble in this school,

0:01:55 > 0:01:58nearly as much as your claims of monsters and ghosts.

0:01:58 > 0:02:01Quiet! A monkey's throwing barrels at me.

0:02:01 > 0:02:04You pupils are becoming so distracted that...

0:02:04 > 0:02:06- PHONE RINGS - Hello?- Yeah, I'm in assembly.

0:02:06 > 0:02:09Turn that off! So distracted that...

0:02:09 > 0:02:11No, it's just the headmaster.

0:02:11 > 0:02:13So distracted that no work is get...

0:02:13 > 0:02:16- PHONE RINGS - What?

0:02:16 > 0:02:19Did you see how mad Abercrombie's getting? It's sort of funny.

0:02:19 > 0:02:21It is not funny!

0:02:21 > 0:02:25Oh, he's noticed. Hang up. I'll text you.

0:02:25 > 0:02:26BEEPS

0:02:26 > 0:02:29Silence those things!

0:02:29 > 0:02:32So distracted that no-one is learning.

0:02:32 > 0:02:34FEMALE VOICE: 'I am learning.'

0:02:34 > 0:02:38'The silence was incredible. Not a sound was...'

0:02:38 > 0:02:42Quiet! Turn off your infernal machines!

0:02:42 > 0:02:44BEEPS

0:02:45 > 0:02:47That's it, these things are banned!

0:02:47 > 0:02:50From now on, any beeping gadget found in school will be confiscated,

0:02:50 > 0:02:53starting with this game! Where's it gone?

0:02:53 > 0:02:56Just need to finish a level, then you can confiscate it.

0:02:56 > 0:02:58Stop him!

0:02:58 > 0:03:03Wocka, wocka, wocka!

0:03:05 > 0:03:07Uh-oh.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16Finish him!

0:03:16 > 0:03:18Looks like there'll be no Elevator Action for you, Tanner.

0:03:18 > 0:03:22Not even any Elevator Action II, which isn't as good.

0:03:22 > 0:03:25Uh-oh.

0:03:25 > 0:03:27Game over. Game over, man.

0:03:27 > 0:03:30Lock them away in the Basement of Eternal Banishment

0:03:30 > 0:03:31until the end of time.

0:03:31 > 0:03:34You mean, lock them away in our regular basement

0:03:34 > 0:03:36until the end of term?

0:03:36 > 0:03:39- Must you ruin my fun? - Arr.

0:03:39 > 0:03:41Those things are a waste of time.

0:03:41 > 0:03:43Children should concentrate on the finer things in life,

0:03:43 > 0:03:46like geography, proper punctuation,

0:03:46 > 0:03:48and the intricacies of the Quadratic Formula.

0:03:48 > 0:03:52You and I have a very different definition of "finer things".

0:03:55 > 0:03:57Arr.

0:03:57 > 0:03:59HE WHISTLES

0:03:59 > 0:04:01Don't worry, I'll get our stuff back,

0:04:01 > 0:04:03all of it, especially mine.

0:04:03 > 0:04:06But how are we going to rescue those things?

0:04:06 > 0:04:07The basement stairs are locked.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09Stairs aren't the only way into a basement.

0:04:09 > 0:04:12Yes, there's also burrowing and seeping through floors.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14R-i-i-i-ight. Also...

0:04:16 > 0:04:18The old abandoned elevator!

0:04:18 > 0:04:24They say whoever last rode it was raised or lowered to their doom!

0:04:24 > 0:04:26I say lowered because it's more diabolical.

0:04:26 > 0:04:29Pfft! Can't be scared of a bunch of legends.

0:04:30 > 0:04:34No, but I am scared of actual electrocution...and plummeting...

0:04:34 > 0:04:37and being crushed by falling lifts.

0:04:37 > 0:04:38And I'm scared of moles.

0:04:43 > 0:04:47No-one's going to be electrocuted, plummet down a shaft,

0:04:47 > 0:04:48or get moled, OK?

0:04:48 > 0:04:51It'll be one or two of those things at the most.

0:04:57 > 0:05:00It's like a big, red button saying, "Push me."

0:05:00 > 0:05:03Yes, except it's exactly the opposite.

0:05:03 > 0:05:05Mitchell!

0:05:06 > 0:05:07ALL: Argh!

0:05:10 > 0:05:13If we continue this way forever, we'll be fine.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15ALL: Argh!

0:05:20 > 0:05:23Plummeting and electrocution - that wasn't too bad.

0:05:25 > 0:05:27Ow! Mole!

0:05:31 > 0:05:33Where are we? Where do we go?

0:05:35 > 0:05:37Let's play follow the mole.

0:05:37 > 0:05:39My grandfather used to say that was his favourite game

0:05:39 > 0:05:41and even though I'm pathologically scared

0:05:41 > 0:05:44and he was eaten by a gigantic mole, he was a great role model.

0:05:44 > 0:05:46Anybody have any better plans?

0:05:46 > 0:05:50- Now accepting any plans at all. - Um...

0:05:50 > 0:05:51Temps! Wait up!

0:05:54 > 0:05:56THEY GASP

0:05:58 > 0:06:00I don't think we should be here.

0:06:00 > 0:06:03You didn't think we should poke the school alligator with a pencil.

0:06:03 > 0:06:04It ate my desk.

0:06:04 > 0:06:08OK, well, think of a different occasion where you were wrong

0:06:08 > 0:06:10and pretend I said that. SHE SIGHS

0:06:10 > 0:06:13Hey, terrifying figures, cool sinister looming.

0:06:13 > 0:06:15Just wondered if you'd seen a basement round here?

0:06:15 > 0:06:19Or a box of electronic devices? Or just specifically my video game?

0:06:20 > 0:06:23OK, I've gone off the sinister looming. Let's get out of here.

0:06:23 > 0:06:26No, Mr Mole. I told you, the game is done.

0:06:26 > 0:06:28HE SCREAMS

0:06:34 > 0:06:35These are just costumes.

0:06:35 > 0:06:38They're not just costumes, they're superhero costumes.

0:06:38 > 0:06:39Look.

0:06:43 > 0:06:46Whoa! It's like some sort of medieval justice league.

0:06:46 > 0:06:49Medieval superheroes! Holey moley, Ratman!

0:06:49 > 0:06:51No, mole-y hole-y.

0:06:52 > 0:06:56'The denizens of Strange Hille be plagued by a rash,

0:06:56 > 0:06:59'not the rash from the Plague, but a rash of crime!'

0:06:59 > 0:07:03'Help! A cut-purse hath stolen my satchel of saffron!'

0:07:03 > 0:07:05'Help! My eating cats hath been poached!'

0:07:05 > 0:07:08'Help! This stick hath become bewitched

0:07:08 > 0:07:10'and forces me to be slothful!'

0:07:10 > 0:07:13'But where there be criminals, there be heroes!

0:07:13 > 0:07:17'Ratman, the dark, slightly unsanitary knight!

0:07:17 > 0:07:19'Iron Maiden! She packeth a punch she doth!

0:07:19 > 0:07:23'And the Leech! He sticks around for adventure!

0:07:23 > 0:07:28'Wherever injustice be done in Strange Hille, they are there.

0:07:28 > 0:07:30'They are...'

0:07:30 > 0:07:34"Ye Olde Righteousness League of 1430."

0:07:34 > 0:07:36Well, it's no Watchmen, but it's OK for a comic.

0:07:36 > 0:07:38It's not a comic, it's a graphic tome.

0:07:38 > 0:07:41And it's pronounced "THE Old", not "Ye Old-ie".

0:07:41 > 0:07:44Whatever it is, I think it's a history of how these heroes

0:07:44 > 0:07:45protected the school.

0:07:45 > 0:07:46Look at these tapestries.

0:07:46 > 0:07:48Illustrated manuscripts!

0:07:52 > 0:07:55All these look like they took place in the school!

0:07:55 > 0:07:58METAL RATTLES

0:07:58 > 0:08:00This machine must be some sort of remote crime scanner.

0:08:02 > 0:08:07"Automatic Rubricator", It says so right on the panel.

0:08:07 > 0:08:08Somewhere up above,

0:08:08 > 0:08:12there must be sensors that have been in the school for centuries.

0:08:12 > 0:08:15Dance like a chicken or we'll make you dance like a chicken.

0:08:15 > 0:08:18That's not much of a choice, fellows.

0:08:22 > 0:08:28Oh, no! That looks like Matthews and apparently he's being vexarentured!

0:08:28 > 0:08:30Nobody gets vexarentured on our watch.

0:08:30 > 0:08:33Look, a blob is stealing shapes from children!

0:08:33 > 0:08:36That Miss Grimshaw and she's confiscating more electronics!

0:08:36 > 0:08:38What are we going to do?

0:08:38 > 0:08:40There's only one thing we can do.

0:08:40 > 0:08:42We're going to fight for truth, protect the innocent

0:08:42 > 0:08:45and bring justice back to this school!

0:08:45 > 0:08:47And the most important thing of all...

0:08:48 > 0:08:49..get my game back.

0:08:52 > 0:08:54# Back from history

0:08:54 > 0:08:55# Shrouded by mystery

0:08:55 > 0:08:58# Ye Olde Righteousness League!

0:08:58 > 0:08:59# They're strong and just

0:08:59 > 0:09:01# They're covered in dust

0:09:01 > 0:09:04# Ye Olde Righteousness League!

0:09:04 > 0:09:06# Ratman, he's got gadgets

0:09:06 > 0:09:09# He's the hero of his age

0:09:09 > 0:09:12# He swings about on ropes and hooks

0:09:12 > 0:09:14# And carries the bubonic plague... #

0:09:14 > 0:09:16Thank you, stranger!

0:09:16 > 0:09:18Oh, I've got the plague!

0:09:18 > 0:09:20# Iron Maiden is a wonder

0:09:20 > 0:09:23# She's made of iron and steel

0:09:23 > 0:09:26# She's got the strength of 20 men... #

0:09:26 > 0:09:28CHEERING

0:09:28 > 0:09:32# And she's powered by a water wheel

0:09:32 > 0:09:35# The Leech hides in the shadows

0:09:35 > 0:09:37# So make sure you're well lit

0:09:37 > 0:09:40# He'll stick himself to your bare skin

0:09:40 > 0:09:42# With his antiseptic spit... #

0:09:42 > 0:09:45CHEERING

0:09:46 > 0:09:47# They're back from the past

0:09:47 > 0:09:49# The school's free at last

0:09:49 > 0:09:52# Ye Olde Righteousness League

0:09:52 > 0:09:58# Ye Olde Righteousness League! #

0:09:58 > 0:10:00CHEERING

0:10:00 > 0:10:02That's "THE Old Righteousness League"!

0:10:02 > 0:10:04HE SCREAMS

0:10:05 > 0:10:09Who are these masked hooligans? They're making us look like fools!

0:10:09 > 0:10:12Not one of you has managed to give them a detention, not one.

0:10:12 > 0:10:16Thwarting superheroes really wasn't in my job description.

0:10:16 > 0:10:19- We could surrender and beg for mercy!- I need time off.

0:10:19 > 0:10:20THEY GASP

0:10:20 > 0:10:23You want to stop them? The rat fella? The metal girl?

0:10:23 > 0:10:26And the sticky boy? You've come to the right person.

0:10:26 > 0:10:30- We didn't come to you. - What you need is...

0:10:30 > 0:10:31A trap! We're carked!

0:10:31 > 0:10:34If we're here past dimpse, we're dretched!

0:10:34 > 0:10:36Hark! What's that a faffling?

0:10:36 > 0:10:41Fools, fapdoodles, dost thou think your bluttering will stop my flerd?

0:10:41 > 0:10:44- What sort of foul smellsmock be you? - Who be me?!

0:10:44 > 0:10:47Why, with the merest floccinaucinihilipilification,

0:10:47 > 0:10:51I shall tell you. I am he who stole all the magic in the world!

0:10:54 > 0:10:57And once I possess your magic, I will rixle the entire world

0:10:57 > 0:10:59and you'll be the fonkins.

0:10:59 > 0:11:03For I am The Knavish Rapscallion!

0:11:03 > 0:11:05HE LAUGHS

0:11:05 > 0:11:08The Knavish Rapscallion is very evil, even to badgers.

0:11:08 > 0:11:09Did they defeat him in the end?

0:11:09 > 0:11:11Don't ask! I don't want to know!

0:11:11 > 0:11:13WHISPERING

0:11:13 > 0:11:14You guys hear that?

0:11:14 > 0:11:17Maybe if I tell you what happens while covering my ears.

0:11:17 > 0:11:19- That's a great idea! - Pardon?

0:11:19 > 0:11:21WHISPERING

0:11:21 > 0:11:24What...happens...in the end?

0:11:24 > 0:11:26I...can't...hear you.

0:11:26 > 0:11:28I'll tell you what happens in the end.

0:11:28 > 0:11:32They did defeat the Rapscallion, but his evil essence escaped

0:11:32 > 0:11:34and hid inside his costume,

0:11:34 > 0:11:37waiting to take over whoever is foolish enough to put it on.

0:11:43 > 0:11:44Mitchell!

0:11:44 > 0:11:46The crime scanner!

0:11:46 > 0:11:48Automatic rubricator!

0:11:48 > 0:11:49It's...rubricating.

0:11:51 > 0:11:55If my Latin is correct - and it probably isn't because I don't know

0:11:55 > 0:11:58any - they're moving the confiscated gadgets to a more secure location.

0:11:58 > 0:12:02Either that, or the crazy bus is ready to take us to...Luton.

0:12:02 > 0:12:07Let's finish this, or start it, or something that involves me

0:12:07 > 0:12:09getting to level 14 of Skateboard Hero.

0:12:17 > 0:12:21Ugh! Get it off! It's disgusting!

0:12:21 > 0:12:23You know, I can hear you.

0:12:25 > 0:12:27- Empty?! - It's a trap!

0:12:27 > 0:12:29THEY SHOUT

0:12:29 > 0:12:31HE LAUGHS

0:12:31 > 0:12:33Expecting to find some of these?

0:12:33 > 0:12:37My game! I mean, that cool kid Mitchell's game!

0:12:37 > 0:12:42You'll rue the day you went against me. Miss Grimshaw, give them...

0:12:42 > 0:12:44a verbal warning!

0:12:44 > 0:12:46Nooo!

0:12:46 > 0:12:49Nice try, Abercrombie, but you're forgetting one thing -

0:12:49 > 0:12:51rats love to gnaw through rope!

0:12:51 > 0:12:53HE LAUGHS

0:12:54 > 0:12:56Cool, but ewww.

0:12:59 > 0:13:03I just remembered, I think I left my moustache trimmer plugged in.

0:13:03 > 0:13:05HE SCREAMS

0:13:15 > 0:13:19No! Please! I'll give you extra break time!

0:13:19 > 0:13:21You can skip your least favourite class. What is it, music?

0:13:21 > 0:13:23Everyone hates music class!

0:13:23 > 0:13:25You can't buy off the Righteousness League!

0:13:25 > 0:13:28Whenever an innocent student gets their phone confiscated,

0:13:28 > 0:13:31whenever a bully... Oh, cool, my game.

0:13:31 > 0:13:33Your game? Tanner!

0:13:39 > 0:13:40Aagh!

0:13:40 > 0:13:42Moles!

0:13:55 > 0:13:57I wonder what scared them off?

0:13:57 > 0:13:58HE SCREAMS

0:14:00 > 0:14:03Let me out! I'm a headmaster!

0:14:03 > 0:14:05WHISPERING

0:14:08 > 0:14:11HE SCREAMS

0:14:18 > 0:14:21Mitchell, are you OK?

0:14:21 > 0:14:23Huh? Yeah. Got game back.

0:14:23 > 0:14:25And Mr Abercrombie? Where is he?

0:14:28 > 0:14:30The elevator!

0:14:30 > 0:14:32Power-up - nice.

0:14:32 > 0:14:33THEY GASP

0:14:37 > 0:14:39Oh, hello, Iron Maiden. Hello, Leech.

0:14:39 > 0:14:42I haven't seen you two around here since the 13th century.

0:14:42 > 0:14:44How's the crime fighting going?

0:14:44 > 0:14:47With everyone chasing those costumed losers about,

0:14:47 > 0:14:49we can nick the phones for ourselves.

0:14:49 > 0:14:51We just need the key to the basement.

0:14:51 > 0:14:56Yet instead you have found...the Knavish Rapscallion!

0:14:56 > 0:14:57Who?

0:14:57 > 0:15:00Me! The mightiest warlock ever to walk the school!

0:15:00 > 0:15:02Why does nobody ever know who I am?

0:15:02 > 0:15:07But before I destroy you, tell me, what manner of thing is this?

0:15:07 > 0:15:09It's a calculator, innit?

0:15:09 > 0:15:13This calculator-innit is strong with magic. Observe.

0:15:13 > 0:15:17I press these numbers and behold! It spelleth "GOGGLES"!

0:15:17 > 0:15:19HE LAUGHS

0:15:19 > 0:15:21And name me this artefact.

0:15:21 > 0:15:23It's a TV remote.

0:15:23 > 0:15:28What power it has! See, I place it down here...

0:15:28 > 0:15:30And yet when I look back... Where is it?

0:15:30 > 0:15:31I only put it down a second ago!

0:15:31 > 0:15:34Have you looked down the back of the chair?

0:15:34 > 0:15:39What sorcery! This power will set me up above the gods!

0:15:39 > 0:15:42If you like that, there's some even better technology

0:15:42 > 0:15:43stuff in the basement.

0:15:43 > 0:15:45Then I shall take it!

0:15:45 > 0:15:47Once I stole all the magic from the world,

0:15:47 > 0:15:49now I will steal all its technology.

0:15:49 > 0:15:54With these powers at my disposal, I will bring humanity to its knees

0:15:54 > 0:15:58and you shall be my slaves.

0:15:59 > 0:16:02Now, show me how to make a copy of my bottom on this.

0:16:02 > 0:16:06We've got to find out who escaped the cave. Mitchell, any ideas?

0:16:06 > 0:16:07Shush. Level Nine.

0:16:07 > 0:16:10Let's look at the evidence. It scared the moles

0:16:10 > 0:16:13and what are moles most scared of?

0:16:13 > 0:16:16That's correct, onions and squirrels and failure.

0:16:16 > 0:16:18So where does that lead us?

0:16:18 > 0:16:21To some kind of failed onion/squirrel hybrid experiment...

0:16:21 > 0:16:22like this.

0:16:22 > 0:16:26And who do we know who has a drawing of such an experiment?

0:16:26 > 0:16:28Me. Therefore I did it.

0:16:28 > 0:16:31- Templeton...- Just a minute while I thwart myself.

0:16:31 > 0:16:33I think it might be them!

0:16:35 > 0:16:39Take all modern technology! Their clothes as well!

0:16:39 > 0:16:41All synthetic fibres!

0:16:41 > 0:16:44Even the power of latex shall be mine!

0:16:44 > 0:16:47HE LAUGHS

0:16:47 > 0:16:52The Rapscallion! He's escaped and he's stealing all our modern stuff!

0:16:52 > 0:16:57This is a job for Ye Olde Righteousness League!

0:16:58 > 0:16:59"THE old."

0:16:59 > 0:17:01Fine, I'll do it myself.

0:17:08 > 0:17:09I'm a lowly peasant!

0:17:09 > 0:17:12Please, spare an MP3 player.

0:17:13 > 0:17:18A memory stick then? Thompson Twins Cassingle? Anything!

0:17:18 > 0:17:23Fear not, I will defeat this evil tyranny and save the school...

0:17:23 > 0:17:27- if you could just give my water wheel a bit of a spin.- OK.

0:17:28 > 0:17:31THEY SCREAM

0:17:31 > 0:17:33Where's The Rapscallion? Tell me!

0:17:33 > 0:17:36Have you tried looking behind you?

0:17:37 > 0:17:41Iron Maiden, I will destroy you!

0:17:41 > 0:17:46But first, bear witness to my mastery of technology!

0:17:46 > 0:17:47SHE SCREAMS

0:17:47 > 0:17:53Good morrow, this is Rapscal23. I hope you guys like my vids.

0:17:53 > 0:17:56I thought today I'd chat a bit about diabolical vengeance...

0:18:00 > 0:18:03Mitchell, help, he's destroying the school!

0:18:03 > 0:18:06And he's making me retweet his super-lame tweets!

0:18:06 > 0:18:08"Sundays are fun days"? Really?

0:18:08 > 0:18:13Excellent! Three more "follows"! See how my profile grows stronger?

0:18:16 > 0:18:18Now, tweet this to Katy Perry.

0:18:18 > 0:18:21Soon the whole world will know of my power!

0:18:21 > 0:18:24HE LAUGHS

0:18:24 > 0:18:26Mitchell!

0:18:26 > 0:18:28In a minute. I've almost won.

0:18:28 > 0:18:29"Skateboard hero!

0:18:29 > 0:18:31"Be the hero!"

0:18:33 > 0:18:34Oh!

0:18:34 > 0:18:36"You don't need batteries to be a hero."

0:18:36 > 0:18:37You talking to me, game boy?

0:18:37 > 0:18:39"The power is within you.

0:18:39 > 0:18:40"Buy more batteries."

0:18:42 > 0:18:44I've been ignoring stuff again, haven't I?

0:18:44 > 0:18:47Yes. In good news, I've finally subdued the Leech.

0:18:47 > 0:18:49This Green Scallion guy's pretty powerful.

0:18:49 > 0:18:51Knavish Rapscallion!

0:18:51 > 0:18:53Whatever. We're going to need backup.

0:18:53 > 0:18:54Uh-oh...

0:18:54 > 0:18:57This union of magic and technology is invincible!

0:18:57 > 0:18:59Today, I take over your school.

0:18:59 > 0:19:01Tomorrow, I edit together a video of my favourite bits!

0:19:01 > 0:19:04The day after that, all the gadgets in the world will be mine!

0:19:04 > 0:19:07Meh. You ain't even got all the gadgets in the school.

0:19:07 > 0:19:10HE GASPS

0:19:10 > 0:19:12The Okenzo Playbox 3D?

0:19:12 > 0:19:13The very same.

0:19:13 > 0:19:15I have heard tale of such a device.

0:19:15 > 0:19:17It gets 97% on TechBox.com,

0:19:17 > 0:19:20although they do say the bonus levels are a little underwhelming.

0:19:20 > 0:19:21Well, if you don't want it...

0:19:21 > 0:19:23I will have it! I will doeth a video review!

0:19:23 > 0:19:25Catch it if you can!

0:19:30 > 0:19:32HE LAUGHS

0:19:33 > 0:19:36It is mine! All mine!

0:19:36 > 0:19:39Although I see what they mean about the bonus levels.

0:19:39 > 0:19:41Mitchell, why didn't you come in costume?

0:19:41 > 0:19:44No time to change. Someone needed to keep Green Scallion busy

0:19:44 > 0:19:47- while my reinforcements suited up. - Cooperman!

0:19:47 > 0:19:49Siegebreaker!

0:19:49 > 0:19:52The Fabulous Flying Fishmongers!

0:19:52 > 0:19:53Hee-ya! Yee-ha!

0:19:53 > 0:19:56The Incredible Sulk.

0:19:56 > 0:19:57What?

0:19:57 > 0:19:59And don't forget their mascot...

0:19:59 > 0:20:01PageBoy!

0:20:01 > 0:20:04# You took away their gadgets

0:20:04 > 0:20:05# And made them very glum

0:20:05 > 0:20:07# Now they'll have sweet revenge

0:20:07 > 0:20:09# And kick you up the bum. #

0:20:09 > 0:20:11HE LAUGHS

0:20:11 > 0:20:14Never! I will destroy you all...

0:20:14 > 0:20:16and take photos to update my blog.

0:20:22 > 0:20:23Hee-ya. Yee-ha.

0:20:23 > 0:20:27HE LAUGHS

0:20:27 > 0:20:28HE SCREAMS

0:20:30 > 0:20:33I always thought I'd defeat a villain by my wits,

0:20:33 > 0:20:35but I guess it's going to be my absorbency.

0:20:42 > 0:20:44They're just harmless fish out of water!

0:20:44 > 0:20:45Not for long!

0:20:47 > 0:20:49He's shorting out! Keep going!

0:20:49 > 0:20:51Nooo!

0:20:58 > 0:21:02It's over, Rapscallion. We have you now.

0:21:02 > 0:21:06On the contrary, all you've got is your headmaster!

0:21:06 > 0:21:08Ow! Ooh! Get off!

0:21:08 > 0:21:10I'll call your parents.

0:21:10 > 0:21:12We have to catch his spirit before it gets away!

0:21:12 > 0:21:14I've got just the thing...

0:21:15 > 0:21:18Well, that's the end of our superhero career.

0:21:18 > 0:21:21Did you manage to catch the spirit of the Rapscallion, Mitchell?

0:21:21 > 0:21:24Can't take part in human activity. Playing.

0:21:24 > 0:21:27I hate this! I will destroy you!

0:21:27 > 0:21:28He never learns.

0:21:28 > 0:21:32Still, it was great learning about the heroes who protected the school.

0:21:32 > 0:21:34Shame there's no-one like that these days.

0:21:45 > 0:21:47# Faster than a speeding snail

0:21:47 > 0:21:49# More powerful than a local rodent

0:21:49 > 0:21:51# It's the team of the moment

0:21:51 > 0:21:53# We're the heroes, the heroes, the heroes, the heroes

0:21:53 > 0:21:56# Dropped a super guy so we got the super boasts

0:21:56 > 0:21:59# Super villains come super close, we make them super toast. #