The Snide Piper

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03Mwah-ha-ha!

0:00:03 > 0:00:04# Creepy ain't the word

0:00:04 > 0:00:05# Freaky ain't the word

0:00:05 > 0:00:06# Sneaky ain't the word

0:00:06 > 0:00:08# See what I've observed

0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Cos there's no easy way to Describe this geeky place

0:00:10 > 0:00:13# Even geeky place doesn't tell you What I need to say

0:00:13 > 0:00:15# This is Strange Hill where A talking frog can eat your face

0:00:15 > 0:00:18# It's very, very random, You'll get used to these debates

0:00:18 > 0:00:20# If you stick around Although I wouldn't recommend it

0:00:20 > 0:00:23# When they used the name strange Mate they really meant it

0:00:23 > 0:00:26# There's some things in life with Which you just don't mess

0:00:26 > 0:00:28# On every vest I got the letters SOS

0:00:28 > 0:00:31# Cos you never know what might Be lurking round the corner

0:00:31 > 0:00:34# And what it might do If it ever found or saw you

0:00:34 > 0:00:36# Keep the lights On in the hallways all days

0:00:36 > 0:00:39# Things won't always Tend to go your way

0:00:39 > 0:00:41# Watch your back And be prepared

0:00:41 > 0:00:43# Can't wait for 3:30 see you there. #

0:00:49 > 0:00:51Right, class, on the count of three.

0:00:51 > 0:00:54One, two, three!

0:00:54 > 0:00:57# Summer is a-coming

0:00:57 > 0:00:59# Loudly sing, Cuckoo! #

0:01:00 > 0:01:01Arrr!

0:01:03 > 0:01:06Oh! That's better. I prefer rock music.

0:01:06 > 0:01:08Oo, or even just rocks.

0:01:14 > 0:01:17Thanks for seeing me off to France.

0:01:17 > 0:01:19I can find my way from here - out the door,

0:01:19 > 0:01:20turn left at the white cliffs

0:01:20 > 0:01:25and straight on until everyone talks in that made-up language...

0:01:25 > 0:01:26French.

0:01:26 > 0:01:29I can't believe you got selected for the exchange program.

0:01:29 > 0:01:32You've never expressed interest in things Francais, yet I...

0:01:32 > 0:01:35J'adore les choses Francais et quand je serai grand je veux vivre

0:01:35 > 0:01:37en France et qu'est-ce qui se passe?! Vraiment?!!

0:01:37 > 0:01:39Hmm, if I were a suspicious person who distrusted

0:01:39 > 0:01:42Mr Abercrombie, I'd say he's behind this.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45- You are a suspicious person who distrusts Abercrombie!- Hmmmm...

0:01:47 > 0:01:49What do you mean I can't exchange Tanner?

0:01:49 > 0:01:52I sounded too eager, like I was trying to get rid of him?

0:01:52 > 0:01:54Why would I ever want to get rid of my worst student a few

0:01:54 > 0:01:56days before our school festival?

0:01:56 > 0:01:58Now, here's a boy I don't want to get rid of.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00You can't have him.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02Now, I sound too keen to keep him? You're good.

0:02:02 > 0:02:04Ah, Weird Boy!

0:02:04 > 0:02:08I mean, ah, a boy no-one's keen to keep or get rid of.

0:02:08 > 0:02:09You'll take him? Heh.

0:02:11 > 0:02:12I bid you achoo.

0:02:12 > 0:02:13Adieu!

0:02:13 > 0:02:15- Bless you! - Bless you!

0:02:15 > 0:02:22# Should auld acquaintance be forgot And never brought to miiiiii- #

0:02:22 > 0:02:26Ayiyi! Temps, maybe it's good you're leaving before music class.

0:02:26 > 0:02:29Let's just say our goodbyes, yeah?

0:02:29 > 0:02:32An epic journey awaits into the unknown.

0:02:32 > 0:02:35Whence I may return, who can say?

0:02:35 > 0:02:37You're going to Paris for five days.

0:02:37 > 0:02:42As Captain Oates said, "I'm just going outside, I may be some time."

0:02:42 > 0:02:44See you Tuesday, then.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46It'll be a bit weird without Templeton.

0:02:46 > 0:02:47It's way weirder with him.

0:02:47 > 0:02:50I wonder what his French exchange student will be like?

0:02:50 > 0:02:52Allo, mes amies!

0:02:52 > 0:02:55Hmmm. Maybe just like Templeton but wearing a silly hat?

0:02:55 > 0:02:56Uncanny!

0:02:56 > 0:02:59A-ha! Le beeyootifool museek!

0:02:59 > 0:03:04# La la la la la! Lor le lor le lor La! #

0:03:04 > 0:03:06Je suis Pepe. Pepe Rrroni.

0:03:06 > 0:03:09Pepperoni?

0:03:09 > 0:03:11Non. Pepe. Roni.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13Yeah, like, pepperoni - on a pizza!

0:03:13 > 0:03:15Qu'est que ce?

0:03:15 > 0:03:17Sliced sausage? Les saucisses?

0:03:17 > 0:03:20Ah, des-saucisses-J'aime-manger-des saucisses-mais-seulement-sur-les

0:03:20 > 0:03:23repas-speciaux-lorsque-grandmere celebre-son-heritage-allemand.

0:03:23 > 0:03:26Well, Little Miss Language, what did he say?

0:03:26 > 0:03:28Time for music...

0:03:28 > 0:03:32Children! Once a year we celebrate the festival.

0:03:32 > 0:03:37You need only perform once! Get it right, puhlease!

0:03:37 > 0:03:39# Summer is a-coming

0:03:39 > 0:03:40# Loudly sing, Cuckoo!

0:03:43 > 0:03:45# And the wood springs anew

0:03:45 > 0:03:47# The ewe bleats after the lamb

0:03:47 > 0:03:48TEMPLETON BEATBOXES

0:03:48 > 0:03:50# The cow moos after the calf. #

0:03:50 > 0:03:52That's what I call Bleatboxing.

0:03:52 > 0:03:54# Now when I speak all the cows and The sheep

0:03:54 > 0:03:57# Hears the sound on the street and Jump around to the beat. #

0:03:57 > 0:03:59Stop that funkiness at once!

0:03:59 > 0:04:01Friends, teachers...Tyson.

0:04:01 > 0:04:02Hey!

0:04:02 > 0:04:05Lend me your ears, throw off the shackles of lame music.

0:04:05 > 0:04:08- Embrace rap and keep time with the boom-bap!- Quiet!

0:04:08 > 0:04:11I don't want to hear one more word from any of you!

0:04:11 > 0:04:13But then how can we sing?

0:04:13 > 0:04:17If I hear one more peep I will leave this school and never come back!

0:04:17 > 0:04:18FLUTE WHISTLES

0:04:18 > 0:04:19Aaaagh!

0:04:21 > 0:04:22THEY ALL CHEEER

0:04:22 > 0:04:24The power of music.

0:04:24 > 0:04:27So, we'll need a supply teacher in the Music Department.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32Yes, Strange Hill again...

0:04:32 > 0:04:35No, I'm not trying to fob off another student on you.

0:04:35 > 0:04:38This time, it's a teacher. We'd like...

0:04:38 > 0:04:42# To teach happiness song and Beauty for minimum wage

0:04:42 > 0:04:46# Your new teacher reporting for duty! #

0:04:46 > 0:04:47Hm. Quite a service.

0:04:47 > 0:04:50Welcome to Strange Hill, Miss...?

0:04:50 > 0:04:53# Terpsichore but that's a bit trickery

0:04:53 > 0:04:58# So call me Joy each girl and Boy will learn to sing

0:04:58 > 0:05:02# Cos that's my thing even This boy with the bling! #

0:05:02 > 0:05:06Right. Well, our music room is down the hall on the left.

0:05:06 > 0:05:10# La-la-la-la-la-la. #

0:05:10 > 0:05:11Mmm.

0:05:11 > 0:05:14Something odd about that woman I can't quite put my finger on.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16Happiness, Sir?

0:05:16 > 0:05:21That's it! Happiness. Horrible, misplaced happiness.

0:05:26 > 0:05:29What is thees, "skeeping class"?

0:05:29 > 0:05:30The best thing ever!

0:05:30 > 0:05:33You're having fun, in our country it's called "bunking".

0:05:33 > 0:05:35Mitchell, what's going on?

0:05:35 > 0:05:37I am the bun king!

0:05:37 > 0:05:38OK, besides that.

0:05:38 > 0:05:41I'm just teaching Pepe how we do things over here.

0:05:41 > 0:05:42Like how it's rude to get to class on time.

0:05:42 > 0:05:45On time? Look at the time!

0:05:45 > 0:05:46It's II past IX?

0:05:46 > 0:05:49It's ten past nine. We're late for music again. I'm bunking!

0:05:49 > 0:05:50A classic gateway crime!

0:05:50 > 0:05:53Next it'll be the arcade with the punks and once I have a taste of the

0:05:53 > 0:05:55hard life, vehicular theft, bank robberies

0:05:55 > 0:05:58and then, oh, no, Mitchell, treason!

0:05:58 > 0:06:01I am Bun King. You are Bun Queen.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03There's no time for cakes! Come on!

0:06:05 > 0:06:12# Feel the joy deep in our bones Raising our hearts raising

0:06:12 > 0:06:14# the stones! #

0:06:14 > 0:06:21# Feel the joy deep in our bones raising our hearts

0:06:21 > 0:06:24- # Raising the stones! #- I do like a nice sit down now and then.

0:06:24 > 0:06:26Sorry we're late, Miss...?

0:06:26 > 0:06:30# Terpsichore but you can call me Joy and don't apologise

0:06:30 > 0:06:32# When you can harmonise

0:06:32 > 0:06:38# So hey sisters and hey brothers Say hello to our latecomers! #

0:06:39 > 0:06:42Join us, join us, join us, join us, join us, join us, join us,

0:06:42 > 0:06:46- join us, join us...- How lovely! - Join us, join us, join us.

0:06:47 > 0:06:49Er, sorry - wrong class!

0:06:51 > 0:06:53Pour Quoi?! I like nutty lesson!

0:06:53 > 0:06:56I think that new teacher seems lovely.

0:06:56 > 0:06:58A bit too enthusiastic maybe, but

0:06:58 > 0:07:00who am I to complain about that?!

0:07:00 > 0:07:02It wasn't incredibly weird to you?

0:07:02 > 0:07:04Different teachers have different styles -

0:07:04 > 0:07:06that's just how Joy inspires her students.

0:07:11 > 0:07:14OK, I'm inspired...to run away as quickly as possible.

0:07:19 > 0:07:21# Now let's get your friends to Join the fun

0:07:21 > 0:07:23# We don't have much time so...

0:07:23 > 0:07:24# RUN! #

0:07:43 > 0:07:45# Is everyone happy? Let me see. #

0:07:45 > 0:07:49I'm as happy as possible for a misery like me.

0:07:49 > 0:07:52# Now the Equinox is coming We must prepare. #

0:07:52 > 0:07:55Like, yo, what is that? I got no idea.

0:07:55 > 0:08:00# It's when day and night are equal Right down to the minute. #

0:08:00 > 0:08:05Ah, the movement of celestial spheres, that's sort of cool, innit?

0:08:05 > 0:08:09# Yes, it's when spring comes So watch the sundial

0:08:09 > 0:08:11# When it happens Everyone smiles. #

0:08:11 > 0:08:13Permanently.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19Join us, won't you?

0:08:19 > 0:08:24Croydonia nice? Maybe something is up.

0:08:24 > 0:08:28Is there really something wrong with everyone being nice all the time?

0:08:28 > 0:08:30I don't trust extreme niceness.

0:08:30 > 0:08:33People have lost their personalities and, though in some cases...

0:08:33 > 0:08:34Croydonia.

0:08:34 > 0:08:36..it's for the better, it's still creepy.

0:08:36 > 0:08:40Think about it - a school of 300 Matthewseses?

0:08:40 > 0:08:41Hello, chums!

0:08:41 > 0:08:46What a lovely day to be saying "what a lovely day"!

0:08:46 > 0:08:48I don't want to lose my personality.

0:08:48 > 0:08:51It's all I've got...apart from good looks and natural cool.

0:08:51 > 0:08:53But what's Joy up to with all of this?

0:08:53 > 0:08:54Fromage?

0:08:54 > 0:08:56You know I can't help

0:08:56 > 0:09:00but think even Templeton might've offered more insight there.

0:09:00 > 0:09:02Looky loo!

0:09:02 > 0:09:04Aw, a mini-Stonehenge.

0:09:04 > 0:09:07Which is odd, because we're not anywhere near Mini-Wiltshire.

0:09:07 > 0:09:09Stone structures suddenly appearing,

0:09:09 > 0:09:12Joy turning everyone into niceness zombies, the Spring Festival,

0:09:12 > 0:09:15don't you get the feeling something big is about to happen?

0:09:15 > 0:09:18We've got to stop whatever it is!

0:09:18 > 0:09:21But what if whatever it is is what is what's truly good

0:09:21 > 0:09:23and whatever we do is what is what's truly bad?

0:09:23 > 0:09:24What?

0:09:24 > 0:09:25What if by stopping Joy,

0:09:25 > 0:09:27we're stopping the world from becoming perfect?

0:09:27 > 0:09:29Perfection's overrated. And boring.

0:09:29 > 0:09:31Bex, I don't want to join a group

0:09:31 > 0:09:33and go along with everything blindly.

0:09:33 > 0:09:36- It goes against everything I stand for. Which is nothing.- Ugh.

0:09:36 > 0:09:39OK, but we have to do it together, all three of us - you, me and...

0:09:39 > 0:09:40Pepe?

0:09:42 > 0:09:44Am I ze King of Rock?

0:09:44 > 0:09:49Um, are giant mysterious stones supposed to do that?

0:09:49 > 0:09:51Fromage?

0:09:51 > 0:09:55We need to find out exactly what Joy is up to so we can stop her...

0:09:55 > 0:09:56from being so nice.

0:09:59 > 0:10:04# Mitchell Glasses Girl New Crazy Boy come see what we make for Joy

0:10:04 > 0:10:08# They're idols worthy of museum Come in you should see 'em! #

0:10:10 > 0:10:13Yo chums, care to make some graven images with us?

0:10:13 > 0:10:17I shall 'andle zees, my friends. Zey cannot brainwash me.

0:10:17 > 0:10:22Zere is only one holy image pour moi - le pomme de terre.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24What's a pomme de terre?

0:10:24 > 0:10:25Potato.

0:10:25 > 0:10:26Vive la pomme de terre.

0:10:31 > 0:10:33Pepster's been a while. I hope he's OK.

0:10:33 > 0:10:35Mitchell, he's not Templeton -

0:10:35 > 0:10:39he doesn't know our secret rendezvous location!

0:10:39 > 0:10:42Nothing but that sandwich Templeton refuses to throw out.

0:10:42 > 0:10:45Uch. Some day, that thing's going to come alive.

0:10:49 > 0:10:52Careful - we don't want to run into any really nice people.

0:10:52 > 0:10:54I can't believe I'm saying that.

0:10:56 > 0:11:00Hey! Pepe! Peppy Roni!

0:11:00 > 0:11:01P-Peps!

0:11:04 > 0:11:07- Zere zey are.- Uh-oh!- Les attraper!

0:11:07 > 0:11:09I don't speak French, what'd he say?

0:11:09 > 0:11:13# Catch them before they get away! #

0:11:13 > 0:11:14Join us. Join us.

0:11:14 > 0:11:16Join us. Join us.

0:11:16 > 0:11:17Join us for fun.

0:11:17 > 0:11:19It's fun to join us.

0:11:19 > 0:11:21We just want you to be happy.

0:11:21 > 0:11:23C'mon, give us a hug.

0:11:23 > 0:11:26Mitchell, I think hugging and singing are how they get you!

0:11:26 > 0:11:29Remember, Joy came at us with outstretched arms?

0:11:29 > 0:11:33I knew there was something wrong with public displays of affection!

0:11:34 > 0:11:36Oh, hello, children. Fleeing something?

0:11:36 > 0:11:38Yes, niceness!

0:11:40 > 0:11:42There's a new music teacher and she's brainwashed everyone

0:11:42 > 0:11:45into doing her sick, twisted happy kind uplifting bidding!

0:11:45 > 0:11:47They're like her brainless minions.

0:11:47 > 0:11:51A Dominion of No-Opinion Minions! Haven't you heard all the singing?

0:11:51 > 0:11:53Can't you hear the singing right now?

0:11:53 > 0:11:55My hearing isn't what it used to be...

0:11:55 > 0:11:56Sorry to hear that.

0:11:56 > 0:11:57Sorry?

0:11:57 > 0:12:00I said I'm sorry to hear that!

0:12:00 > 0:12:04Yes, sometimes I worry the bear's back, too.

0:12:04 > 0:12:08We think this all has something to do with the Spring Festival!

0:12:08 > 0:12:11There's no need to yell. I'll just turn up my hearing aid.

0:12:11 > 0:12:12HORRIBLE FEEDBACK

0:12:12 > 0:12:14Aaah!

0:12:14 > 0:12:18The Festival's been a harmless affair as long as I've been here.

0:12:18 > 0:12:24Of course it goes back much further than that - to really ancient days.

0:12:24 > 0:12:27The way Miss Terpsichore dresses does seem sort of ancient.

0:12:27 > 0:12:29I've heard that name before.

0:12:32 > 0:12:36Right, The Strange Hill Phone Directory from ancient times.

0:12:36 > 0:12:39There weren't phones back then, so it's quite short.

0:12:39 > 0:12:43Now, Let's see... Conjurers... Druids... Druid Removal...

0:12:43 > 0:12:45Gods, Goddesses...

0:12:45 > 0:12:47Yes, here she is, Terpsichore.

0:12:47 > 0:12:49Has she said anything about the Equinox?

0:12:49 > 0:12:52She's pretty much all about the Equinox.

0:12:52 > 0:12:54Hey, the knocking and singing have stopped.

0:12:54 > 0:12:55Oh, good.

0:12:58 > 0:12:59Oh, no!

0:13:00 > 0:13:01Oh, heavens.

0:13:01 > 0:13:03What's with all the oh'ing?

0:13:03 > 0:13:05It's Strange Henge!

0:13:08 > 0:13:14In ancient times it was foretold that one day Terpsichore would come.

0:13:14 > 0:13:16She is a Muse.

0:13:16 > 0:13:17Where's her antlers?

0:13:17 > 0:13:19A muse - not a moose.

0:13:19 > 0:13:22She's a goddess, here to join her world to ours by opening a

0:13:22 > 0:13:29doorway to a place where everyone's happy and sings and dances forever.

0:13:29 > 0:13:30Great Yarmouth Pleasure Beach?

0:13:30 > 0:13:33Far more sinister then that, I'm afraid.

0:13:33 > 0:13:37You see, the prophecies call for our entire world to be transformed,

0:13:37 > 0:13:42but this new era of "happiness" is not to be without its sacrifices.

0:13:42 > 0:13:45Yeah, like individuality and personalities

0:13:45 > 0:13:47and being able to make fun of stuff and...

0:13:47 > 0:13:50I'm talking about a real sacrifice.

0:13:50 > 0:13:55The Muse needs to cleanse our imperfect world by sacrificing

0:13:55 > 0:13:57an evil spirit.

0:13:57 > 0:13:59Where they going to find one round here?

0:13:59 > 0:14:01Mitchell!

0:14:01 > 0:14:02# He'll do just fine! #

0:14:03 > 0:14:05And...we're off and running again.

0:14:05 > 0:14:07Aaaah!

0:14:07 > 0:14:10I may be smart mouthed, but "evil"? That's a bit of a stretch.

0:14:10 > 0:14:12I don't think you're even mildly possessed.

0:14:12 > 0:14:13Thanks, Bex.

0:14:13 > 0:14:18In ancient times, anyone different was considered "evil".

0:14:18 > 0:14:19Ha! Ancient people - get a clue!

0:14:21 > 0:14:22Have a great day!

0:14:27 > 0:14:30All this not napping peacefully at my desk makes me

0:14:30 > 0:14:32want to nap peacefully at my desk.

0:14:32 > 0:14:36OK, you go nap peacefully at your desk. We'll get help.

0:14:36 > 0:14:38Lock your door and... Mr B?

0:14:40 > 0:14:43Looks like it's just me and you, Bex.

0:14:43 > 0:14:46It's not the same without Templeton. Three heads are better than one.

0:14:46 > 0:14:47Unless they're on one monster,

0:14:47 > 0:14:49but then we could fight it together, us three!

0:14:49 > 0:14:52We've already lost one temporary Templeton.

0:14:52 > 0:14:55- Where are we going to find another now?- Hello, chums!

0:14:55 > 0:14:57Oh, great. It's Zombie Matthews.

0:14:57 > 0:15:00Go on, sing us a song about friendship and flowers.

0:15:00 > 0:15:05Oh, that hippy dippy happy sappy brainwashy-boshy stuff didn't

0:15:05 > 0:15:06work on me, sorry!

0:15:06 > 0:15:07But how?

0:15:07 > 0:15:09Beats me! Well, I'm off.

0:15:09 > 0:15:11I've got a lot of skipping to do!

0:15:12 > 0:15:16Of course! He's so happy, Joy assumed she'd already turned him!

0:15:16 > 0:15:20So Matthews is...untouchable!

0:15:20 > 0:15:21Matthews!

0:15:21 > 0:15:22Ahoy-hoy?

0:15:22 > 0:15:26Listen, we've only been able to defeat the bad guys around here

0:15:26 > 0:15:27when there are three of us.

0:15:27 > 0:15:29We're all out of Templetons and Baldy's asleep

0:15:29 > 0:15:31so I'm going to say something I've never said before -

0:15:31 > 0:15:33something that, when this is over,

0:15:33 > 0:15:35I cannot guarantee I'll ever say again!

0:15:35 > 0:15:39Matthews, join the crew!

0:15:39 > 0:15:41In a hop and a skip and a toodlepip!

0:15:41 > 0:15:43All right, come on, don't make it that hard.

0:15:43 > 0:15:46- So what now, crew chums? - Hmm...

0:15:46 > 0:15:47Matthews is impervious to Joy

0:15:47 > 0:15:50- because of his natural ridiculous happiness.- So true!

0:15:50 > 0:15:53Balding hasn't fallen prey to it because of his bad hearing,

0:15:53 > 0:15:55apparently I'm "evil" which is way harsh and Bex,

0:15:55 > 0:15:59- you'll do anything I say if I say it with enough enthusiasm.- I sure will!

0:15:59 > 0:16:01So, do you know what this means?

0:16:01 > 0:16:02We sure don't!

0:16:02 > 0:16:05We are the perfect team to fight Joy at her own game!

0:16:05 > 0:16:08KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK

0:16:08 > 0:16:09KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK

0:16:11 > 0:16:13BANG, BANG, CRASH

0:16:14 > 0:16:18Whoops! Sometimes I don't know my own strength.

0:16:18 > 0:16:22Oh, hello. Did we beat the evil nice lady yet?

0:16:22 > 0:16:25Not yet, but listen. Joy's using her lame-o songs to hypnotise

0:16:25 > 0:16:29everyone so maybe something that properly rocks can save us!

0:16:29 > 0:16:34A song! Here's a favourite from many a birthday party...

0:16:34 > 0:16:38# Ohh holly jolly wicky wocky Wicky wocky joy joy... #

0:16:38 > 0:16:41I think we may need something a little more rugged,

0:16:41 > 0:16:43raw, you know, against the grain...

0:16:43 > 0:16:45We could go hippy against hippy.

0:16:45 > 0:16:48# Hey hey Joy Joy

0:16:48 > 0:16:52# How many brains have you destroyed? #

0:16:54 > 0:16:55You want to rap, don't you?

0:16:56 > 0:16:59I can talk really fast, but I can't rap.

0:16:59 > 0:17:00So play something!

0:17:25 > 0:17:28That is what I call my world beat.

0:17:28 > 0:17:32# La la la LA La la laaaaaa! #

0:17:32 > 0:17:34OK just...follow my lead, yeah?

0:17:34 > 0:17:36Now we just need a way to...

0:17:39 > 0:17:40..pump up the volume!

0:17:42 > 0:17:44# We raise our hands

0:17:44 > 0:17:48# And now our voices let the Equinox

0:17:48 > 0:17:52# Come as the world rejoices. #

0:17:52 > 0:17:53Arrr.

0:17:56 > 0:18:01The sun is almost in alignment. The Equinox is here!

0:18:01 > 0:18:06# Sing children sing Let the chosen one do his thing. #

0:18:06 > 0:18:07Pepe!

0:18:07 > 0:18:11# Laaaaaaaaa. #

0:18:13 > 0:18:15# The circle is complete my friends

0:18:15 > 0:18:17# Such a beautiful thing

0:18:17 > 0:18:19# Your happiness forever more

0:18:19 > 0:18:22# Shall come when this boy sings! #

0:18:22 > 0:18:24# Sing for us a song for us

0:18:24 > 0:18:28# Sing for us a song for us Sing for us a song for us

0:18:28 > 0:18:31# Sing for us a song for us. #

0:18:31 > 0:18:34Hm, wonder how Miss Terpsichore is getting on.

0:18:36 > 0:18:39Good Lord! She's got the whole school engaged in some kind of...

0:18:39 > 0:18:45performing arts workshop. Excellent. May as well go home early.

0:18:45 > 0:18:48Mitchell, I don't have a good feeling about this,

0:18:48 > 0:18:52- it looks like Pepe could get sacrificed instead of you.- And?

0:18:52 > 0:18:53And that's a very bad thing!

0:18:57 > 0:18:59He may be a weird French version of Templeton,

0:18:59 > 0:19:01but he's a Templeton nonetheless!

0:19:01 > 0:19:04We've got to save him. Matthews, hit it!

0:19:04 > 0:19:07Testing, testing, one two, buckle my shoe!

0:19:11 > 0:19:13# Listen up

0:19:13 > 0:19:17# It's the one and only MC Mitchell T I got my crew Bex In FX

0:19:17 > 0:19:19# Mild Master Matt and DJ Baldy Baldman

0:19:19 > 0:19:22# And it's going down like this. #

0:19:22 > 0:19:27# It's the evil one we don't Need him any more but stop him

0:19:27 > 0:19:30# Before he affects My supernatural door! #

0:19:30 > 0:19:33# No ignore that old hag And her happiness bag

0:19:33 > 0:19:35# She's using you lot She's gone so mad

0:19:35 > 0:19:36# She's fried ya brains

0:19:36 > 0:19:38# So you won't complain when

0:19:38 > 0:19:40# She chooses who will be thrown away. #

0:19:40 > 0:19:42# He's a pain we shall succeed

0:19:42 > 0:19:44# Remember Joy is all you need

0:19:44 > 0:19:47# Sing with me ignore that boy

0:19:47 > 0:19:49# Joy Joy Joy Joy JOY JOY JOY! #

0:19:49 > 0:19:51# Oi oi oi oi oi oi OI

0:19:51 > 0:19:53# She's trying to take your Character away it's a ploy

0:19:53 > 0:19:57# But this is Strange Hill We don't do boring or conforming

0:19:57 > 0:19:58# Listen while we all sing! #

0:19:58 > 0:20:02# Be yourself # Be yourself #

0:20:02 > 0:20:05It's working! Check it out!

0:20:05 > 0:20:07# Think of all the fun you had yesterday

0:20:07 > 0:20:09# Don't let the memory of who You are get away

0:20:09 > 0:20:11# Being upstarts Talking back in class

0:20:11 > 0:20:14# Throwing paper darts, armpit f... #

0:20:16 > 0:20:18# He's evil And rude his lyrics are crude

0:20:18 > 0:20:21# But my fabulous boy will Sing with joy

0:20:21 > 0:20:26# And unleash true happiness to crush your, um, rappiness

0:20:27 > 0:20:29# Sing with me now! #

0:20:32 > 0:20:34Mitchell! The stones!

0:20:34 > 0:20:36We've got to be louder!

0:20:36 > 0:20:38# Everybody, everyone, I want you to see

0:20:38 > 0:20:41# What a sick team Strange Hill High can be

0:20:41 > 0:20:43# But you don't need me You've never needed a leader

0:20:43 > 0:20:46# Believe in yourselves you don't Need to believe her! #

0:20:46 > 0:20:47# Be yourself just be yourself

0:20:47 > 0:20:50# You'd hate it right now if you could see yourself

0:20:50 > 0:20:52# It's your last chance you can free yourself

0:20:52 > 0:20:54# Just remember who you are and be yourself! #

0:20:54 > 0:20:59# You haven't won a thing yet On my Sun King pet

0:20:59 > 0:21:05# Now do your thing Sing, Pepe, sing! #

0:21:05 > 0:21:08Aaaaah!

0:21:08 > 0:21:12Aaaaah!

0:21:12 > 0:21:15Temps! You're back early.

0:21:15 > 0:21:20# I'm sad to report I forgot my passporrrrrrrt! #

0:21:20 > 0:21:22No, it's hideous!

0:21:28 > 0:21:29CHEERING

0:21:32 > 0:21:34So. What did I miss?

0:21:34 > 0:21:36What are you doing back?

0:21:36 > 0:21:38Mr Abercrombie, I'm glad you're here.

0:21:38 > 0:21:40You sent me off without proper documentation.

0:21:40 > 0:21:43I shouldn't be the one lecturing you about irresponsibility, but...

0:21:43 > 0:21:45Aaaaaah!

0:21:45 > 0:21:47# Slipping on my musical Boxing gloves

0:21:47 > 0:21:50# Hard beats hard rhymes No corny stuff

0:21:50 > 0:21:52# I'm saying you ain't really got Nothing for me bruv

0:21:52 > 0:21:54# There's only one winner here Man sure enough

0:21:54 > 0:21:57# Hey yo slipping on my music With boxing gloves

0:21:57 > 0:21:59# Only one winner here man Sure enough. #