0:00:02 > 0:00:03EVIL LAUGHTER
0:00:03 > 0:00:05# "Creepy" ain't the word # "Freaky" ain't the word
0:00:05 > 0:00:06# "Sneaky" ain't the word
0:00:06 > 0:00:07# See, what I've observed
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Is there's no easy way to describe this geeky place
0:00:10 > 0:00:12# Even "geeky place" doesn't tell you what I need to say
0:00:12 > 0:00:13# Cos it's Strange Hill
0:00:13 > 0:00:15# Where a talking frog can eat your face
0:00:15 > 0:00:16# It's very, very random
0:00:16 > 0:00:18# You'll get used to these debates if you stick around
0:00:18 > 0:00:20# Although I wouldn't recommend it
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# When they used the name "Strange" Mate, they really meant it
0:00:23 > 0:00:25# There's some things in life with which you just don't mess
0:00:25 > 0:00:28# On every vest I've got the letters S-O-S
0:00:28 > 0:00:30# Cos you never know what might be lurking round the corner
0:00:30 > 0:00:33# And what it might do if it ever found or saw you
0:00:33 > 0:00:36# Keep the lights on in the hallways all day
0:00:36 > 0:00:38# Things won't always tend to go your way
0:00:38 > 0:00:41# Watch your back and be prepared, punk
0:00:41 > 0:00:42# Wait for 3:30
0:00:42 > 0:00:44# See you there. #
0:00:44 > 0:00:45SCHOOL BELL RINGS
0:00:45 > 0:00:49MUSIC: Theme from "2001: A Space Odyssey"
0:00:56 > 0:00:57GASPS
0:00:58 > 0:01:00YELPS
0:01:00 > 0:01:02Tanner! Where's your science project?
0:01:02 > 0:01:04- Where's my science project? - What? But I haven't...?
0:01:04 > 0:01:07If you haven't done it, you're in considerable trouble.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09If you haven't done it, you're in considerable trouble.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12But...I've done my own! It's whether the school tarantula
0:01:12 > 0:01:14has the intelligence to select its own party hat
0:01:14 > 0:01:16or if it needs guidance and encouragement.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18You can do it, Taranny-tula!
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Which do you want to wear for Spider Christmas?
0:01:20 > 0:01:21See what I have to put up with?
0:01:21 > 0:01:24Yes, I see. She really should...
0:01:24 > 0:01:25Oh, Tanner!
0:01:25 > 0:01:27You have three seconds to produce a science project
0:01:27 > 0:01:29or that's an F for Science.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Isn't it S for Science?
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Tanner, your sarcasm is really testing my...
0:01:33 > 0:01:36Ooh, that gives me an idea. Shut up for one second.
0:01:38 > 0:01:39Ah-ha!
0:01:40 > 0:01:41ZAP!
0:01:41 > 0:01:43CRIES OUT
0:01:43 > 0:01:46So you're telling me your science project is a device
0:01:46 > 0:01:50that examines the effect of sarcasm on others?
0:01:50 > 0:01:54The Sarcastatron 3000 is the result of extensive research, and...
0:01:54 > 0:01:55By the way, I really like
0:01:55 > 0:01:57what you've done with your hair this morning.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Oh, thank you.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01I use a special shampoo that tingles when...
0:02:01 > 0:02:03Tanner! You're being sarcastic, aren't you?
0:02:03 > 0:02:04DEVICE DINGS
0:02:04 > 0:02:07Abercrombie - effect of sarcasm equals rage.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09This made-up science project is fun.
0:02:09 > 0:02:10Let's try it on someone else.
0:02:12 > 0:02:13YELPS
0:02:15 > 0:02:18TEMPLETON: Greetings, my fellow carbon-based bipedal life forms.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23Templeton, I really like the new outfit.
0:02:23 > 0:02:24Thank you. It's a spacesuit.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26You don't look like a geek whatsoever.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28- Mitchell!- Have I missed something?
0:02:28 > 0:02:32My sarcasm's having no effect. I'll have to ramp it up.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35And where are you going in this fabulous "spacesuit"?
0:02:35 > 0:02:36I certainly hope it's outer space,
0:02:36 > 0:02:38as that would be a very reasonable place
0:02:38 > 0:02:40for a boy holding two electrified potatoes to go.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42I will go boldly - and with correct grammar -
0:02:42 > 0:02:44where no-one has been before.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47I've perfected a potato-powered propulsion projectile,
0:02:47 > 0:02:51and will blast off into the cosmos to make first contact with aliens
0:02:51 > 0:02:52and possibly a space yeti.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55That's the most sensible plan to ever come from the field of science.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58- Thanks! - Templeton, he was being sarcastic.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Sarcastic? Sounds Greek.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02None for me - I never eat before space flight.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05Subject does not respond to normal sarcasm.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Will try increasing to dangerous levels.
0:03:07 > 0:03:08Templeton, your project may be
0:03:08 > 0:03:10one of the greatest scientific endeavours
0:03:10 > 0:03:12undertaken by intelligent man.
0:03:12 > 0:03:16"MAY BE one of"? You underestimate me!
0:03:16 > 0:03:18You don't know me at all!
0:03:18 > 0:03:21Nobody here understands me! Not even me!
0:03:21 > 0:03:25Wow. Unexpected.
0:03:25 > 0:03:29Subject's response was most enjoyable.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32Mitchell! You've hurt his feelings...probably.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34Fine. But your logic has no place at a science fair.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37Temps, wait! I want to apolo...
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Wha...?!
0:03:40 > 0:03:41- BOTH:- Whooaahh!
0:03:41 > 0:03:44Goodbye cruel, unaccepting world.
0:03:44 > 0:03:48Hello, potentially hostile, blood-thirsty extraterrestrials.
0:03:48 > 0:03:49Temps, please!
0:03:49 > 0:03:52I was only being a jerk in the name of science!
0:03:52 > 0:03:55Tanner! What's Weird Boy doing?
0:03:55 > 0:03:56Going to meet aliens.
0:03:56 > 0:04:00Oh? Hang on, are you being sarcastic again?
0:04:00 > 0:04:02MUSIC: Theme from "2001: A Space Odyssey"
0:04:04 > 0:04:05THEY ALL GASP
0:04:05 > 0:04:07He's slipped the surly bonds of Earth
0:04:07 > 0:04:09and touched the heavens, innit!
0:04:09 > 0:04:12A science fair project that actually worked.
0:04:12 > 0:04:13Templeton's gone?
0:04:13 > 0:04:17Temps really did it! He's a real-life astronaut!
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Actually, I'm down here.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Perhaps the polarity of potato-powered propulsion
0:04:25 > 0:04:27presumes preponderance to positive?
0:04:27 > 0:04:29- Easy for you to say. - Oh, thank heavens.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32For a moment, I thought I might have to give a student an A.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Weird Boy, clean this mess up.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36Everyone else, back to class!
0:04:36 > 0:04:39Arrr, that's right - nothing to see here
0:04:39 > 0:04:42but a giant hole blasted by a potato-powered rocket ship.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45THEY ALL GROAN
0:04:45 > 0:04:46CLANG!
0:04:46 > 0:04:47If it's all right with you,
0:04:47 > 0:04:49I'll stay here until my disappointment wears off.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51If you're not coming out, we're coming in.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53And why would "we" do that?
0:04:53 > 0:04:55The alternative is going back to the science fair.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58- HE INHALES DEEPLY - Look out below!
0:04:58 > 0:04:59HE GRUNTS
0:05:00 > 0:05:04What good are you? You're a disappointment as a potato!
0:05:04 > 0:05:05Sorry, Spud.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07It's my fault for aiming too high.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10HE SIGHS
0:05:10 > 0:05:12You might not have blasted into the cosmos,
0:05:12 > 0:05:15but you've discovered a lovely... hole.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Has Gazza been down here?
0:05:17 > 0:05:20No, these look ancient. Like, well before the 1990s!
0:05:20 > 0:05:21Hey...
0:05:22 > 0:05:27"Press button to enter door." OK.
0:05:28 > 0:05:29HE YELPS
0:05:29 > 0:05:31HE GRUNTS
0:05:33 > 0:05:36- BOTH:- Whoa!
0:05:36 > 0:05:37The search for aliens
0:05:37 > 0:05:41involves a lot more falling into holes than I'd anticipated.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46Boy, this place is as dusty as Mr Balding.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53- BOTH:- Whoa!
0:05:53 > 0:05:56Aliens, locked in suspension for billions of years!
0:05:56 > 0:06:00I never thought I'd say this, but... I think Templeton is right!
0:06:00 > 0:06:03People aren't always saying that?
0:06:03 > 0:06:04Er, Temps?
0:06:04 > 0:06:08Do you have a really, really, really old uncle who went missing?
0:06:08 > 0:06:09My uncle once went missing,
0:06:09 > 0:06:11but we found him inside the sofa bed.
0:06:11 > 0:06:15That's an alien! See the giant skull?
0:06:15 > 0:06:18You doubted me, but I told you I'd discover aliens! Ha!
0:06:18 > 0:06:20THEY ALL GASP
0:06:20 > 0:06:21WHIRRING AND BEEPING
0:06:21 > 0:06:24- COMPUTER:- Voice recognised! Emergency! Emergency!
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Abandon ship!
0:06:26 > 0:06:28He looks familiar.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30I know this is usually something you'd say, Mitchell,
0:06:30 > 0:06:33but I think in this case, I'll take the lead.
0:06:33 > 0:06:34RUN!
0:06:34 > 0:06:35THEY BOTH SCREAM
0:06:36 > 0:06:38THEY ALL GASP
0:06:38 > 0:06:41Tanner! What's going on here?
0:06:41 > 0:06:42Nothing...
0:06:42 > 0:06:43EXPLOSION
0:06:43 > 0:06:44..much.
0:06:44 > 0:06:48If I find out there's something strange going on here, Tanner...
0:06:48 > 0:06:50Er, Mr Abercrombie?
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Do not interrupt me when I'm ranting!
0:06:52 > 0:06:54- Now, as I was saying... - Yo, Mr Abercrombie?
0:06:54 > 0:06:57Bishop! Would you like it if I interrupted you when...?
0:06:57 > 0:06:58But, Mr Abercrombie!
0:06:58 > 0:07:02What is it with this outbreak of rudeness? I blame you, Tanner!
0:07:02 > 0:07:04I suppose THAT'S my fault too?
0:07:06 > 0:07:08This is exactly what I'm talking about!
0:07:08 > 0:07:11FLYING SAUCERS!
0:07:11 > 0:07:13I'm too important to be abducted!
0:07:13 > 0:07:16The children are lighter - take them!
0:07:16 > 0:07:19Fellow students and teachers, follow my lead!
0:07:19 > 0:07:21THEY ALL SCREAM
0:07:25 > 0:07:29Which one of you brought a flying saucer armada to school?
0:07:30 > 0:07:32MUSIC FROM "CLOSE ENCOUNTERS" ON TUBA
0:07:32 > 0:07:36- Eww.- What? It was the spaceship, not me!
0:07:49 > 0:07:51STUDENTS GASP
0:07:51 > 0:07:56I'll handle this. I'm Mr Abercrombie, leader of Earth.
0:07:56 > 0:07:57Since when?
0:07:57 > 0:08:00He's just a headmaster, and not a very good one at that, yo.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03Yeah, he, like, totally tried to sell us out to you.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05He's extremely cowardly.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08Shut up, all of you! I've regained my composure.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10We'll see about that.
0:08:10 > 0:08:14Er, hello there, um, shadowy thing.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16I'd like to welcome you to our planet.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18Please don't write on the walls... Arggh!
0:08:18 > 0:08:20- ALIEN:- Take me to your leader.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23As I said, that's... Arggh!
0:08:23 > 0:08:26Your real leader. The one true...
0:08:26 > 0:08:29Templeton.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32- BOTH:- Hail to you, leader of the universe.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34Eh?
0:08:34 > 0:08:37Hail to you, master of all space, time and potatoes.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40Except sweet potatoes, which are gross,
0:08:40 > 0:08:42and should not be considered potatoes.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44Hang on - I do the worshipping round here.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46No, I've come to worship you.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48- BOTH:- But you're the leader of the universe.
0:08:48 > 0:08:52I can't be the leader of the universe, because you obviously are.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54You are. I've got an alien fleet that agrees.
0:08:54 > 0:08:55Haven't I?
0:08:55 > 0:08:58- ALIENS:- Get on with it, already, or we'll destroy this planet.
0:08:58 > 0:09:02Plus, we've got a giant scary robot named Gary.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04TEMPLETON GASPS
0:09:04 > 0:09:07What have YOU got?
0:09:07 > 0:09:08Uh, we've got...Tyson.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11I'd rather not be drawn into this particular matter.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Can we please get on with our invasion?
0:09:13 > 0:09:16Fine. Let me show you around.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19So, I'm the creator of all things and master of the entire universe?
0:09:19 > 0:09:21- Yes. - Hmm, I always suspected as much.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24- MITCHELL:- I think you'll find Templeton is responsible
0:09:24 > 0:09:26for all sorts of amazing things on this planet.
0:09:26 > 0:09:27- BOTH:- Thank you. - HE GASPS
0:09:27 > 0:09:31An invasion by aliens who don't respond to sarcasm?
0:09:31 > 0:09:34No-o-o-o-o-o-o!
0:09:39 > 0:09:42We call these "backpacks". We fill them with sweets!
0:09:42 > 0:09:45Sweets... and brightly coloured ribbons!
0:09:45 > 0:09:47We'll put these ribbons in your hair!
0:09:50 > 0:09:52And, like, on Earth, when we see someone different to us,
0:09:52 > 0:09:55we say, "Ewwwww!"
0:09:55 > 0:09:56- Now you try.- Ew.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59No, say it with more disdain,
0:09:59 > 0:10:02like this person has totally ruined your day just by existing.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04Ewwwwww!
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Good. Now sneer when you say it.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Ewwwwww!
0:10:08 > 0:10:12Now like you've just seen them eat something from their nose.
0:10:12 > 0:10:13Ewwwwww!
0:10:13 > 0:10:15TEMPLETON: Your book looks very impressive.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18Does it contain the sum of all knowledge in the universe?
0:10:18 > 0:10:22Uh, no. It only contains things that are quite dull.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24I just carry it around so I'll know where it is.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27I understand completely. So let me tell you about Earth.
0:10:27 > 0:10:31It has some interesting features... like doors.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33Doors open and close.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35Open. Close.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37Open. Close.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40By the way, how many kilos do you weigh?
0:10:40 > 0:10:43And do you prefer a side salad or roasted vegetables?
0:10:43 > 0:10:46I usually only eat beige things.
0:10:46 > 0:10:50"First baste, then leave to slow-cook for 40 minutes"?!
0:10:50 > 0:10:52- Do you mind?!- No, do you?
0:10:52 > 0:10:53That looked like a recipe!
0:10:53 > 0:10:56We have no such things as "recipes" on our planet.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59And we certainly don't know how to prepare food.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02Then you should meet our school cook. You'd really hit it off.
0:11:02 > 0:11:07Come, Templeton. Let us go somewhere where people don't say silly things.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10Hmm. You know this invasion by aliens who resemble our friend?
0:11:10 > 0:11:12- Yeah? - Something very strange about it.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14That book!
0:11:14 > 0:11:15I never thought I'd say this,
0:11:15 > 0:11:17and it goes against my every instinct, but...
0:11:17 > 0:11:19we've got to read that book!
0:11:27 > 0:11:29Attention!
0:11:29 > 0:11:30I'm not very good at these things
0:11:30 > 0:11:32and I know we got off on the wrong foot,
0:11:32 > 0:11:34but any friend of...
0:11:34 > 0:11:36What is his name? "Weird Boy"?
0:11:36 > 0:11:37Well, any friend of his is...
0:11:37 > 0:11:38ZAPPING Argh!
0:11:38 > 0:11:39THUMP! Oh!
0:11:39 > 0:11:41Now's our chance!
0:11:41 > 0:11:42Humans, listen!
0:11:42 > 0:11:45For it has been written: in the beginning, there was Templeton.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48And he said, "Let there be potatoes."
0:11:48 > 0:11:51And it was good. Especially with butter and baco-bits.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54And, lo, the potato has many purposes, unlike the yam.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56BOTH IN ROBOTIC VOICES: Yams are useless!
0:11:56 > 0:11:59The spud has powered our centuries-long search
0:11:59 > 0:12:01for our creator.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03"How to serve Templeton..."
0:12:03 > 0:12:07That could be interpreted in a number of different ways.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09"..as a delicious dish to eat."
0:12:09 > 0:12:11We searched far and wide for our creator,
0:12:11 > 0:12:14double and triple-checking places, and looking again just in case...
0:12:14 > 0:12:17The alien's book! It's a cookbook!
0:12:17 > 0:12:19No, it's not. Now go away.
0:12:19 > 0:12:23"How To Serve Templeton - A Cookbook, featuring Roast Templeton,
0:12:23 > 0:12:26"Templeton Pie, Bangers & Temps, Tempshire Pudding..."
0:12:26 > 0:12:30Templeton, they've come to eat you and in a very tasty fashion!
0:12:30 > 0:12:31THEY GASP
0:12:31 > 0:12:33ALL: Eugh! Eugh! Eugh!
0:12:33 > 0:12:35That's ridiculous.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37What gives you that idea?
0:12:37 > 0:12:39OK, OK, I'm too hungry to lie any more.
0:12:39 > 0:12:43We Templeton aliens are too pure to eat anything not Templeton-related
0:12:43 > 0:12:45and what could be more Templeton-y than Templeton?
0:12:45 > 0:12:49We've travelled billions of light years and we're hungry and...
0:12:49 > 0:12:51Oh, pass the hot sauce and dibs on a leg!
0:12:52 > 0:12:55- No-one eats our friend! - ALIEN: Argh!
0:12:55 > 0:12:56Come on!
0:12:56 > 0:12:59You can't stop us. Unleash...
0:12:59 > 0:13:02- BEEPING - ..Gary.
0:13:02 > 0:13:05ZAPPING AND YELPING
0:13:06 > 0:13:08That's it, Gary! Shoot randomly!
0:13:17 > 0:13:18Argh!
0:13:20 > 0:13:21THEY SCREAM
0:13:26 > 0:13:28We've got to think of a plan to defeat the aliens!
0:13:28 > 0:13:29Becky, think of a plan.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32That would be a lot easier if you weren't standing on my foot.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35That's not me. It's the person standing behind us.
0:13:35 > 0:13:36The person standing behind us!
0:13:39 > 0:13:40Why did you turn it off?
0:13:40 > 0:13:42If I can't see him, he might not be there.
0:13:45 > 0:13:46That's definitely Gary.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48Then I'm going to panic now.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50- OK. Me too.- I'm not. - Suit yourself.
0:13:50 > 0:13:51THEY SCREAM
0:13:53 > 0:13:55Run! Come on!
0:13:58 > 0:14:00So have I nagged you into thinking of a good plan?
0:14:00 > 0:14:02Not quite, but if we look like Templetons
0:14:02 > 0:14:04and think like Templetons, we might be able to figure out
0:14:04 > 0:14:06what the Templeton aliens are going to do.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09No, I'm Templeton and even I can't figure that out.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11Let's look at this situation sarcastically.
0:14:11 > 0:14:17Temps, if you were you and leading the most successful invasion ever,
0:14:17 > 0:14:18what would you not want to do?
0:14:18 > 0:14:21Well, I wouldn't want to sneak on to the mother ship
0:14:21 > 0:14:23and transmit a web of illogicalities
0:14:23 > 0:14:26leading the armada to turn on each other and destroy themselves.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29Then by the laws of sarcasm, let's do that.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31To the mother ship to make sure
0:14:31 > 0:14:33no-one transmits a web of illogicalities
0:14:33 > 0:14:34leading the armada to turn on each other
0:14:34 > 0:14:36and destroy themselves.
0:14:36 > 0:14:39Yes, that's the last thing we'd want someone to do.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49As soon as we have the creator in our hands,
0:14:49 > 0:14:51we will destroy this planet.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54Goodbye cruel, unaccepting world!
0:14:54 > 0:14:56Mwahahaha!
0:14:56 > 0:15:00I may say stuff like that, but I always mean it with good intentions.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02Now, to confuse the aliens.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05We need to get hold of his royal talky thingy!
0:15:05 > 0:15:08BLEEPING
0:15:08 > 0:15:09Ah-ha!
0:15:09 > 0:15:11You don't get to be an evil emperor
0:15:11 > 0:15:13without perfecting your sudden twirl.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15Now what do you want?
0:15:15 > 0:15:18- IN GOOFY VOICE:- Your Gooberiness, we're here to, uh,
0:15:18 > 0:15:20obsessively check the communicators.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22That doesn't sound anything like me!
0:15:22 > 0:15:26And, you! You look rather girlish for a Templeton alien.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28Girls make us uncomfortable.
0:15:28 > 0:15:29What are you doing here?
0:15:29 > 0:15:31- IN DORKY VOICE:- I'm, uh, here
0:15:31 > 0:15:34because I do not need to be anywhere else.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36- Makes sense.- That doesn't sound like me either!
0:15:36 > 0:15:38And, you. Weird looking one.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40Why are you here?
0:15:40 > 0:15:41- I'm here because...- Imposter!- What?
0:15:41 > 0:15:44You look and sound nothing like a Templeton!
0:15:44 > 0:15:46But I'm the only real one here!
0:15:46 > 0:15:47Oops.
0:15:47 > 0:15:48They're all imposters! Gary alert!
0:15:48 > 0:15:50THEY SCREAM
0:15:53 > 0:15:56Gary is so annoying!
0:15:56 > 0:15:57Shoot randomly!
0:15:57 > 0:15:59- Wait!- Why?
0:15:59 > 0:16:02Because I shouted "Wait!" quite loudly?
0:16:02 > 0:16:04The creator!
0:16:04 > 0:16:05Praise him!
0:16:05 > 0:16:07- Now grab him!- Aww...
0:16:07 > 0:16:08Now let's get out of here.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11Prepare to destroy this planet, er, um...what's it called?
0:16:11 > 0:16:15- My-butt-now.- Prepare to wipe out My-butt-now!- Mitchell!
0:16:15 > 0:16:17What?
0:16:22 > 0:16:25ENGINE POWERS UP
0:16:25 > 0:16:28- Help!- They're going to destroy the world!
0:16:28 > 0:16:30Like, what did they say?
0:16:30 > 0:16:32I don't know, something about "Joy to every boy and girl," innit?
0:16:32 > 0:16:36That's a lame thing to say when you're being abducted.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47BEEPING AND LEVERS RATTLE
0:16:47 > 0:16:49If I had access to my emotions,
0:16:49 > 0:16:51I imagine this would be quite magnificent.
0:16:51 > 0:16:55Not as magnificent as you'll taste with gravy and a dash of nutmeg.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57I'm starting to think they ARE up to something.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00Silence! By talking, you're letting the flavour out!
0:17:00 > 0:17:02Yeah, that makes a lot of sense(!)
0:17:05 > 0:17:07I'm starting to think your words of encouragement
0:17:07 > 0:17:10are not meant as words of encouragement.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12- Duh, yeah?- Stop!
0:17:12 > 0:17:16How'd you like to be ejected into the void of space for all eternity?
0:17:16 > 0:17:19- Sounds like loads of fun. - Then so be it. Gary!
0:17:19 > 0:17:21Eject those two humans from the airlock.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23THEY GASP AND GARY BEEPS
0:17:24 > 0:17:28Templeton! Help! My sarcasm's powerless against these aliens!
0:17:28 > 0:17:30- Are you being sarcastic?- No!
0:17:30 > 0:17:32- Was that sarcastic?- No!
0:17:32 > 0:17:35- What about that? - Templeton! Just ignore Mitchell!
0:17:35 > 0:17:38If you are the ultimate master of the universe,
0:17:38 > 0:17:39now's the time to make it count!
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Don't listen to them!
0:17:41 > 0:17:42They don't appreciate you.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44You're better off with us - we're just like you.
0:17:44 > 0:17:47What you're saying makes logical sense.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49Logical, but they're still going to eat you!
0:17:49 > 0:17:50Logical nonetheless.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53Sometimes the important things don't have to make sense!
0:17:53 > 0:17:56I'm telling you this with every unsarcastic bone of my body -
0:17:56 > 0:17:57I like you!
0:17:59 > 0:18:01Ignore them! They don't make sense!
0:18:01 > 0:18:04You need to be with your own type! It's only logical!
0:18:04 > 0:18:08- You're just like us!- No...
0:18:08 > 0:18:09I'm not!
0:18:09 > 0:18:11Because I have friends!
0:18:11 > 0:18:17Gary, as creator of the universe, I order you to help my friends!
0:18:17 > 0:18:20What's that strange feeling I feel inside me?
0:18:20 > 0:18:24It's friendship and warmth and love and emotion!
0:18:24 > 0:18:25HE BURPS
0:18:25 > 0:18:26Yes, or it might just have been
0:18:26 > 0:18:28a spot of wind from all the excitement.
0:18:31 > 0:18:34I suppose you humans think you're clever now, don't you?
0:18:34 > 0:18:35Smarter than you.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37Temps, are you sure you can fly this thing home?
0:18:37 > 0:18:39You believe in me, right?
0:18:39 > 0:18:40Of course we do!
0:18:40 > 0:18:42Sure! I'm too worn out to be sarcastic.
0:18:42 > 0:18:46Very well, then. Computer, let's go home!
0:18:46 > 0:18:49SHIP POWERS DOWN
0:18:49 > 0:18:52CRASHING
0:18:52 > 0:18:54I'm sure that's fine.
0:18:54 > 0:18:55Yeah, nothing to worry about.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58Hey, there's my sarcasm back.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00ALARM BLARES
0:19:00 > 0:19:03- What have you done?! - I think I broke it.
0:19:03 > 0:19:06OVER INTERCOM: 'You are home and you are not home.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09'You are here, there, everywhere and nowhere maybe.
0:19:09 > 0:19:13'You have reached your destination - the moment before the Big Bang.'
0:19:13 > 0:19:15Oopsy-daisykins.
0:19:15 > 0:19:16"Oopsy-daisykins"?!
0:19:16 > 0:19:19That's what you say at the moment before the Big Bang?
0:19:19 > 0:19:23The explosion at the beginning of time that created everything?
0:19:23 > 0:19:26You've stranded us before time and space existed!
0:19:26 > 0:19:28- It could be worse.- Worse?!
0:19:28 > 0:19:32We're stuck forever and forever hasn't even been invented yet!
0:19:32 > 0:19:34Invented yet?!
0:19:34 > 0:19:36I just wanted to repeat things in a shocked manner like you.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39- Sorry.- Bah, what does it matter now?
0:19:39 > 0:19:41Airlock, engage!
0:19:41 > 0:19:43THEY YELP
0:19:43 > 0:19:45My potato!
0:19:46 > 0:19:49Some cream!
0:19:49 > 0:19:51Spring onions!
0:19:51 > 0:19:53And just a dash of pepper!
0:19:59 > 0:20:01My, that was a big bang!
0:20:01 > 0:20:04Big Bang? Uh, Temps?
0:20:04 > 0:20:06I think you just created the universe with a potato!
0:20:06 > 0:20:08Cool!
0:20:10 > 0:20:13ALL: Argh!
0:20:13 > 0:20:16THEY YELP AND SHOUT
0:20:16 > 0:20:18THEY GRUNT
0:20:26 > 0:20:28BEEPING
0:20:30 > 0:20:33The Big Bang? The creation of all things?
0:20:33 > 0:20:36Templeton was the supreme being after all!
0:20:36 > 0:20:39In the beginning Templeton created all things.
0:20:39 > 0:20:43He held aloft the potato and spake, "My potato!"
0:20:43 > 0:20:46He sprinkled the required ingredients
0:20:46 > 0:20:48as specified in the recipe
0:20:48 > 0:20:51and created the tasty dish known as...
0:20:51 > 0:20:53the universe.
0:20:55 > 0:20:58And thus the universe was born.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00Eh? Sorry. I wasn't listening.
0:21:00 > 0:21:02Could you start again?
0:21:02 > 0:21:04Earthlings!
0:21:05 > 0:21:07BEEPING
0:21:09 > 0:21:11- Wow!- Hey!
0:21:11 > 0:21:13Where are we?!
0:21:14 > 0:21:17ENGINE POWERS UP
0:21:20 > 0:21:21It's us!
0:21:23 > 0:21:24Beezers, what happened?
0:21:24 > 0:21:25Dunno, but we're home.
0:21:25 > 0:21:29And I discovered aliens and went into the cosmos!
0:21:29 > 0:21:31Aw, but I didn't find a space yeti.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33But you did create the universe with a potato.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36Not bad for a science project.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38Everything's back to normal.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40Well, normal enough.
0:21:42 > 0:21:44Hey, how'd you like to be part of a science project?
0:21:44 > 0:21:45BEEPING
0:21:45 > 0:21:47# Feels like I know the face
0:21:47 > 0:21:49# As if I've seen it before
0:21:49 > 0:21:52# They're taking over me
0:21:52 > 0:21:54# Is it a dream, are you sure?
0:21:54 > 0:21:56# Feels like I know the face
0:21:56 > 0:22:00# Is it a dream, are you sure? #