0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Creepy ain't the word Freaky ain't the word
0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Sneaky ain't the word See what I've observed
0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Cos there's no easy way to describe this geeky place
0:00:10 > 0:00:12# Even "geeky place" doesn't tell you what I need to say
0:00:12 > 0:00:15# This is Strange Hill, where a talking frog can eat your face!
0:00:15 > 0:00:16# It's very, very random
0:00:16 > 0:00:19# You'll get used to these debates if you stick around
0:00:19 > 0:00:20# Although I wouldn't recommend it
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# When they use the name "Strange", mate, they really meant it!
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# There's some things in life in which you just don't mess
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# On every vest, I got the letters SOS
0:00:28 > 0:00:30# Cos you never know what might be lurking round the corner
0:00:30 > 0:00:33# Or what it might do if they ever found or saw you
0:00:33 > 0:00:36# Keep the lights on in the hallways all day
0:00:36 > 0:00:39# Things won't always tend to go your way
0:00:39 > 0:00:42# Watch your back, and be prepared Can't wait for 3:30
0:00:42 > 0:00:45# See you there. # BELL RINGS
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Good morning, class!
0:00:57 > 0:01:00I thought today we'd have a little run around the school.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02BIG GROAN A run?
0:01:02 > 0:01:05You do know the school's got the word "hill" in its name?
0:01:05 > 0:01:08Not to mention various vortices, zones of mystery
0:01:08 > 0:01:10and assorted freakishly strange beings.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12Sounds invigorating!
0:01:12 > 0:01:15Don't worry. The hardest-working man in laziness has a plan.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18Time for Operation Sleepy Time.
0:01:18 > 0:01:21Mitchell, no! You do this every PE class.
0:01:21 > 0:01:23And every PE class, who do you thank?
0:01:23 > 0:01:26But I feel guilty about it.
0:01:26 > 0:01:30Er, Mr B, shouldn't we do warm-up exercises first?
0:01:30 > 0:01:34But of course! Mitchell, absolutely right.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36Let us start by touching our toes.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40Ooh, my... Oh, this is strenuous.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43And repeat...
0:01:43 > 0:01:45And crunches.
0:01:45 > 0:01:46And repeat. CRUNCHING
0:01:46 > 0:01:49I think I just heard some crunches, yo.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51Oh...this is tiring, isn't it?
0:01:51 > 0:01:55Just put your hands behind your head...
0:01:55 > 0:01:56and...
0:01:56 > 0:01:59breathe...
0:01:59 > 0:02:02- Ssh! - HE SNORES
0:02:02 > 0:02:03And we're clear!
0:02:03 > 0:02:05GAMES BEEP ON PHONES
0:02:08 > 0:02:10But WHY are the birds angry? WHY?
0:02:10 > 0:02:13Mr B is the best substitute PE teacher ever.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15He falls asleep MUCH quicker than the others.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17I refuse to be a part of this charade.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20- Your phone's battery is flat, isn't it?- Yes.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22But somebody's got to be the watchdog for what's right and wrong.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25Be a good watchdog and go guard the door.
0:02:25 > 0:02:26I'm walking towards the door,
0:02:26 > 0:02:30but only because I was going in that direction anyway!
0:02:34 > 0:02:35SHE GASPS
0:02:35 > 0:02:38Now I know what to do if I'm ever tied up by bad guys.
0:02:38 > 0:02:39Ha-yah!
0:02:39 > 0:02:42Hiya to you too. Mr Abercrombie's coming.
0:02:42 > 0:02:43THEY GASP
0:02:46 > 0:02:48That's it, excellent work.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53Oh, no wonder we haven't won anything in years.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56This is the worst sports programme in the country!
0:02:56 > 0:02:57So we HAVE achieved something.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00For the record, I refused to participate in this mockery.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Refused to participate?
0:03:02 > 0:03:05Why, it's because of students like you our sports programme
0:03:05 > 0:03:06is as deflated as that ball!
0:03:06 > 0:03:08But...but...but... Grrr!
0:03:09 > 0:03:12That's school property! Retrieve it at once!
0:03:12 > 0:03:13But, um, good effort.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Balding, as you were.
0:03:15 > 0:03:16HE SNORTS
0:03:16 > 0:03:19YOU caused that, so you're coming with me.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21Actually, you were entirely the cause
0:03:21 > 0:03:23of the ball flying out of the window.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25- Wasn't.- Was. - Wasn't.- Was.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28- Wasn't.- Was.
0:03:28 > 0:03:29Oooh, mist.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32No, you didn't - I clearly saw you connect with the ball.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37A greenhouse! I LOVE greenhouses!
0:03:37 > 0:03:40They're like houses for plants who like to live inside!
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Blooming with life and vitality.
0:03:44 > 0:03:45Or not.
0:03:45 > 0:03:46OK, so it needs some work.
0:03:50 > 0:03:54Oh! Look at this tiny little planty-want!
0:03:54 > 0:03:57Isn't it just the squidgiest thing you've ever seen?!
0:03:57 > 0:03:58I've seen squidgier.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01Oh, you just need light, don't you?
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Oh-ho, yes, you do!
0:04:04 > 0:04:07SUNLIGHT! Plants need sunlight!
0:04:16 > 0:04:18Oh, look at you! You're beautiful! Yes, you are!
0:04:18 > 0:04:22I'm going to call you my Widdle Squidgy, and I'm going to water you
0:04:22 > 0:04:26- and give you pwenty of dewicious fertiliser.- Whoa-woy.
0:04:26 > 0:04:27BELL RINGS
0:04:27 > 0:04:30Thanks a bunch. Now we've got REAL classes.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33Stay strong, Squidgy! I'll be back for you!
0:04:35 > 0:04:38Who can tell me where food comes from?
0:04:38 > 0:04:40- Oh! Oh! Oh! - That's easy. The packet, innit.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43Uh, no. BEFORE it arrives in the packet, Bishop.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46Mr Garden, my mum worked at a checkout in a supermarket,
0:04:46 > 0:04:49so I know for a fact that food comes from big trucks that reverse
0:04:49 > 0:04:51- up to square holes at the back. - Yes, but, Mitchell,
0:04:51 > 0:04:53where does THIS come from, for instance?
0:04:53 > 0:04:57That's what that rabbit eats in those cartoons my mum watches.
0:04:57 > 0:05:01No, that rabbit smokes a cigar. That's a cigar.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03Mr Garden, you can't smoke in here.
0:05:03 > 0:05:07Has no-one ever seen a vegetable in its natural habitat?
0:05:07 > 0:05:11- Eh? - Oh! Oh! Mr G! I have an idea.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Why don't we restore the old greenhouse
0:05:13 > 0:05:15and learn about veggies in the process?
0:05:15 > 0:05:17That's a fantastic idea, Becky.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19THEY ALL GROAN
0:05:23 > 0:05:28It's like we're outside, but we're inside - what's all that about?
0:05:28 > 0:05:29Coming through.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33I LOVE the great indoors!
0:05:33 > 0:05:35HE CHOKES
0:05:35 > 0:05:38I swallowed a fly! I swallowed a fly! Eugh!
0:05:38 > 0:05:43OK, everybody grab some seeds from this sinister-looking sack
0:05:43 > 0:05:44I found in the potting shed.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48There you go, little fellas.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51Tyson, you've got a real green thumb there!
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Nah, it's pretty dirty.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56Are you thirsty, Widdle Squidgy? Yes, you are!
0:05:56 > 0:05:57Mummy's here. Drinkies!
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Isn't nature great?
0:06:03 > 0:06:05One plant creating the seed of another.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08The circle of life...
0:06:08 > 0:06:11- What are you doing? - Planting a chicken nugget.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13- Why?- To make more chicken nuggets! Obviously.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16Have you learned nothing from this gardening programme?
0:06:16 > 0:06:18You're doing this sarcastically, aren't you?
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Sure, I am.
0:06:20 > 0:06:25What a great idea. Why not add some barbecue sauce too?!
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Nah. Honey mustard would be much tastier.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29Ohh?!
0:06:29 > 0:06:31Look at this.
0:06:31 > 0:06:32If we can't win sporting awards,
0:06:32 > 0:06:34maybe we can win some gardening ones!
0:06:34 > 0:06:37And put those local old ladies in their place!
0:06:37 > 0:06:41From now on, I want double time in here! Work this soil!
0:06:41 > 0:06:42What?! Till when?!
0:06:42 > 0:06:45Every day until this greenhouse is full to the rafters
0:06:45 > 0:06:47- with beautiful fully grown plants! - THEY GROAN
0:06:47 > 0:06:50You hear that, my liddle Squidgy?
0:06:50 > 0:06:52You hear that, Templecrow?
0:06:52 > 0:06:55But plants take ages to grow...
0:06:56 > 0:06:57..unless I had access
0:06:57 > 0:07:01to some suspicious-looking extreme fertiliser.
0:07:08 > 0:07:09This is great!
0:07:09 > 0:07:13Why can't there be fertiliser for ALL kinds of school work?!
0:07:20 > 0:07:23COCKEREL CROWS
0:07:23 > 0:07:26SHE GASPS Mother Nature!
0:07:26 > 0:07:27Squidgy!
0:07:29 > 0:07:32- My plant's grown a thing! - My thing's grown a plant!
0:07:33 > 0:07:36My scarecrow's scared up some crows!
0:07:36 > 0:07:39This doesn't feel natural to me.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Are you kidding? Miracle of life!
0:07:46 > 0:07:50Don't overthink it, Becky. Soon everything'll be back to normal.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52Easy for YOU to say.
0:07:52 > 0:07:56I'm not the scarecrow! I'm not the scarecrow!
0:07:56 > 0:07:57The greenhouse is back to life,
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Abercrombie will get his gardening awards,
0:07:59 > 0:08:01and my life will be back as it should be -
0:08:01 > 0:08:03me doing nothing and/or watching movies.
0:08:03 > 0:08:07Everyone be like Mitchell, and stop working.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09- CAWING - Why are the birds angry?! WHY?!
0:08:09 > 0:08:13Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a PE class to go to
0:08:13 > 0:08:16so I can chill and catch up on some kung-fu action.
0:08:20 > 0:08:25Come on, you bunch of layabouts! I've seen better legs on a table!
0:08:27 > 0:08:30You lot, put your pet kookaburra in a cage and get over here.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32BLOWS WHISTLE
0:08:32 > 0:08:35Now, drop and give me 20.
0:08:35 > 0:08:36- 20 what?- 20 push-ups!
0:08:36 > 0:08:39- Or what do you say to 40?! - No, thanks?
0:08:39 > 0:08:41- Are you sassing me back like a Sassabackaridgeridoo?- What?
0:08:41 > 0:08:44That's it! How'd you lot like detention?!
0:08:44 > 0:08:46- A lot better than this.- Out!
0:08:48 > 0:08:49Let's hide out till PE's over.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52We can relax under the shade of those giant creepy plants.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Can you get detention for skipping detention?
0:08:54 > 0:08:57Hey, as long as we don't have to go back in there.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59That guy seemed very serious about making an effort.
0:08:59 > 0:09:03I don't know what he was squawking on about.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Eww! What's this?
0:09:10 > 0:09:13Oh, no, Squidgy! My baby!
0:09:13 > 0:09:14Squidgy's hatched!
0:09:15 > 0:09:19And whatever it is has gone into the school!
0:09:19 > 0:09:23- Something creepy.- Something unknown!
0:09:23 > 0:09:27Something that actually wants to go to school!
0:09:27 > 0:09:30- OK, do you want the good news or the bad news?- Bad news first.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32The bad news is there's no good news.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34There's a giant pod creature loose in the school.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36There are no positives.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38You see what happens when you mess with Mother Nature, Bex?
0:09:38 > 0:09:40You wouldn't find old Mitchell in this situation.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42CLUCKING, THEY GASP
0:09:42 > 0:09:44- Mitchell.- Yeah?
0:09:44 > 0:09:47Have you grown a weird chickeny nugget planty animal thing?
0:09:47 > 0:09:49Uh-huh.
0:09:53 > 0:09:54Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
0:09:54 > 0:09:56That I've got a new, giant, edible pet?
0:09:56 > 0:09:59No! Well, yes...but no.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02I'm thinking if we follow the goo, we find the pod creature!
0:10:02 > 0:10:04Is one plant creature not enough?
0:10:07 > 0:10:10Oh, no! It's broken free, or escaped, or whatever it is
0:10:10 > 0:10:12chickeny planty things do!
0:10:12 > 0:10:13Follow the nugget!
0:10:19 > 0:10:22We must find out what came out of the pod!
0:10:22 > 0:10:24My locker's all vined up. Finally, a positive.
0:10:24 > 0:10:28Mr Garden! Question - what kind of plants are they in the greenhouse?
0:10:28 > 0:10:32Well, I don't know. I just figured "bag of seeds".
0:10:34 > 0:10:35Nugget thing!
0:10:35 > 0:10:37We really could use a name for it.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39I'm hoping those pods bear fruit.
0:10:39 > 0:10:43Could be a really interesting lesson in bio-foodular diversity -
0:10:43 > 0:10:46you know, once mankind learns how to control his plants...
0:10:46 > 0:10:48You have no idea.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51In the library is a set of botanical encyclopaedia.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54I think you'll find what you're looking for in there.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56- Thank you! - SHE GASPS
0:10:59 > 0:11:02THEY GRUNT
0:11:03 > 0:11:05CLUCKING
0:11:08 > 0:11:09Don't think I haven't noticed
0:11:09 > 0:11:12you have a weird nugget plant creature on a leash.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14He's got a name, you know.
0:11:14 > 0:11:15Since when?
0:11:15 > 0:11:18Since about 30 seconds ago. You were distracting the librarian.
0:11:18 > 0:11:19Isn't that right, Jerky?
0:11:21 > 0:11:23Sh, boy, sh. We're in a library!
0:11:23 > 0:11:26- Mitchell! You and...- Jerky. - ..Jerky, are jeopardising
0:11:26 > 0:11:28this whole operation.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30You mean, we're jeopardising the operation to fix the operation
0:11:30 > 0:11:33YOUR little baby's pod creature is jeopardising?
0:11:33 > 0:11:35That's right.
0:11:36 > 0:11:41Encyclopaedia Botanica! Everyone take a volume and get looking!
0:11:41 > 0:11:43Great. Now I'm accidentally reading in a library.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45Could this week get any worse?
0:11:52 > 0:11:54SHE TUTS
0:11:54 > 0:11:57- CLUCKING - Pardon me!
0:11:58 > 0:11:59How long is this going to take?
0:11:59 > 0:12:02It's unnatural to learn when you're not being forced to.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05- We're not learning, Mitchell, we're looking for a... - SHE GASPS
0:12:05 > 0:12:07Australian creeper!
0:12:07 > 0:12:10That's Squidgy! He's a creeper!
0:12:10 > 0:12:12Creeper...
0:12:12 > 0:12:14Why is that familiar?
0:12:14 > 0:12:16Becky! You made...
0:12:16 > 0:12:18a PE teacher!
0:12:19 > 0:12:22PUPILS ARE PANTING
0:12:24 > 0:12:25Come on! Come on!
0:12:25 > 0:12:28You're not healthy until you're pale and out of breath!
0:12:28 > 0:12:30So that guy's a plant.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32That explains his unusual accent.
0:12:34 > 0:12:38That's it, little nippers, breathe out that lovely carbo dioxy.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46Come on! Come on! Come on!
0:12:48 > 0:12:50Come on! Come on!
0:12:50 > 0:12:51Come on!
0:12:51 > 0:12:57Of course! Plants feed on the carbon dioxide that we breathe out!
0:12:57 > 0:12:59See what happens when you accidentally read?
0:12:59 > 0:13:01Becky, you made me learn stuff!
0:13:01 > 0:13:03But where does that pipe lead to?
0:13:03 > 0:13:05The end of the pipe.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08Jerky! Down, Jerky!
0:13:09 > 0:13:10Come on!
0:13:14 > 0:13:18Mitchell! This is why people don't plant chicken nuggets!
0:13:27 > 0:13:28Phew.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31WICKED LAUGHTER
0:13:32 > 0:13:34Shouldn't you three be in PE? Go on.
0:13:34 > 0:13:38If I catch you going walkabout again, I'll be mad as a cut snake!
0:13:38 > 0:13:40I don't understand.
0:13:40 > 0:13:41It means he'll be angry.
0:13:41 > 0:13:44No, I mean, we just saw Mr Creeper there
0:13:44 > 0:13:45but then he appeared HERE.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47How is that possible?!
0:13:47 > 0:13:50Unless there's two of them? And there can only be two of them if...
0:13:50 > 0:13:52Oh, no!
0:13:53 > 0:13:56But how did they grow so quick?
0:13:56 > 0:14:00Mother Nature is an exquisite balance of abiotic and biotic parts
0:14:00 > 0:14:03that come together in a cosmic dance
0:14:03 > 0:14:05as delicate as the flutter of a butterfly's wings!
0:14:05 > 0:14:08Or you can use extreme fertiliser.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10- Mitchell!- Um, guys...
0:14:10 > 0:14:12I was just fast-forwarding through the boring bits!
0:14:12 > 0:14:14Fast-forwarding! You've recorded over nature!
0:14:14 > 0:14:17- Er, guys...- You ruined PE -
0:14:17 > 0:14:18AND my enjoyment of kung-fu!
0:14:18 > 0:14:20You ruined everything!
0:14:21 > 0:14:23Er, guys!
0:14:26 > 0:14:28WICKED LAUGHTER
0:14:31 > 0:14:33You ruined my trousers!
0:14:33 > 0:14:34Come on!
0:14:37 > 0:14:43Whilst I care for nature deeply, this is obviously A VERY BAD THING!
0:14:44 > 0:14:46Come on!
0:14:48 > 0:14:49There!
0:14:49 > 0:14:53You lot will be secure as a joey in a roo's pouch
0:14:53 > 0:14:55until we're done with
0:14:55 > 0:14:57Operation Steal Your Breath!
0:14:57 > 0:14:59HE LAUGHS
0:15:02 > 0:15:05OK, we need a secret plan to escape.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11- Operation Wiggle Free has failed! - We're stuck.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13Are we, Mitchell?
0:15:13 > 0:15:17Do you think that Wong Fei-hung, the Fist of Fury, would say he's stuck?
0:15:17 > 0:15:20No, but what's that got to do with...?
0:15:20 > 0:15:21Oh, I get ya.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24Relax your mind, Mitchell.
0:15:24 > 0:15:27Let your phone-movie-watching training guide you.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32Oh, please. If you can get us out of this, I'll...
0:15:32 > 0:15:33Ha-ya!
0:15:33 > 0:15:35..not finish the end of that sentence.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39See! Who says TV is bad for you?!
0:15:39 > 0:15:40I only hope we're not too late.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42Come on!
0:15:47 > 0:15:50Come on! Come on! Come on!
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Come on! Come on!
0:15:52 > 0:15:55I'm no expert, but I think that might constitute "too late".
0:15:55 > 0:15:56Come on!
0:15:56 > 0:15:57THEY PANT
0:15:57 > 0:16:01Come on! Any slower, and you'd be going backwards!
0:16:01 > 0:16:02Oh, I don't like moving.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04Complain faster!
0:16:04 > 0:16:06You two, jump like joeys!
0:16:06 > 0:16:09We're not super-crazy jumping toys!
0:16:09 > 0:16:11Batteries not included!
0:16:15 > 0:16:18These vines are growin' faster than mould on...
0:16:18 > 0:16:21well, everything in me kitchen.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30You three! Why aren't you miserable?!
0:16:30 > 0:16:32- Drop and give me 500!- Come on!
0:16:34 > 0:16:35G'day.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39Abs can run?
0:16:39 > 0:16:42Mr Creeper...please, the greenhouse has been brought back to life.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44Can't you let everyone go now?
0:16:44 > 0:16:47Are you kidding? A CO2 producing factory like this?
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Rare as rocking horse poo.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52I won't stop until plants cover the Earth.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54Uh, they pretty much already do.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56Aaargh!
0:16:56 > 0:16:58I'm running as fast as I can go!
0:17:04 > 0:17:09Please! Headmasters aren't made for exercise!
0:17:09 > 0:17:11I want my mummy!
0:17:11 > 0:17:13Squidgy Junior?
0:17:13 > 0:17:16It's me. It's your mummy talking.
0:17:16 > 0:17:20- Oh, Mum, not now!- This is not what I wanted for my widdle planty-woo.
0:17:20 > 0:17:22We can all live under the same sun -
0:17:22 > 0:17:26us breathing in while you breathe out, and vice versa.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29It would make Mummy ever so proud.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31Yeah, well... Aw, flamin 'eck.
0:17:32 > 0:17:36No! I have to do this to survive! I'm a plant!
0:17:36 > 0:17:40- I don't have- feelings.- But even plants love their mums, right?
0:17:40 > 0:17:44No! I hate you! But without feeling.
0:17:44 > 0:17:45- Go to your room!- No!- Oh...
0:17:45 > 0:17:48Nice try, Bex. Let's get out of here.
0:17:48 > 0:17:53SARCASTICALLY: Oh, no, stop. Whatever you do, don't run away.
0:17:53 > 0:17:57Oh, I can't keep up - you're too fast(!)
0:17:57 > 0:17:58Aaargh!
0:18:00 > 0:18:01THEY GASP
0:18:03 > 0:18:05This is ridiculous. Running only helps their cause.
0:18:05 > 0:18:09- We need a plan that'll save the day! - Do absolutely nothing!
0:18:14 > 0:18:15You try that, whilst we RUN!
0:18:19 > 0:18:22We need a plan! We need a plan!
0:18:23 > 0:18:26Genius! We can use the sprinkler system
0:18:26 > 0:18:28to douse the school with weedkiller!
0:18:28 > 0:18:30It'll take out all the creepers in one go.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33- But that's murder! - No, it's not. It's gardening!
0:18:33 > 0:18:36It's either that or being enslaved to a hedge the rest of your life.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39OK. But promise me we'll use them as compost -
0:18:39 > 0:18:43- to give birth to more life.- Bex, you're the sweetest killer around.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45Thanks. I think.
0:19:02 > 0:19:06- Are you sure this will work? - What could possibly go wrong?
0:19:06 > 0:19:09Come on, come on, come on, come on,
0:19:09 > 0:19:10come on, come on, come on...
0:19:10 > 0:19:12Now, watch this.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15BELL RINGS
0:19:17 > 0:19:19- Ketchup?- I did not expect that.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21And yet, somehow, not surprising.
0:19:24 > 0:19:29You can't stop us. Run, and we benefit. Stop, and you're trapped.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31You're in a sticky wicket, my friends!
0:19:31 > 0:19:33Now, start exercising!
0:19:33 > 0:19:34CLUCKING
0:19:34 > 0:19:37This is it. My life is over. I've learned about vegetables,
0:19:37 > 0:19:39I never saw the end of Fists Of Lightning,
0:19:39 > 0:19:41and now, thanks to you, Becky Butters, I'm about to...
0:19:41 > 0:19:42jog.
0:19:50 > 0:19:54- How about that?! Jerky's a vegetarian.- Awesome!
0:19:58 > 0:20:00No! Not my baby!
0:20:00 > 0:20:02Not Squidgy Junior!
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Finish him!
0:20:04 > 0:20:07- What is that?!- Jerky.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10Jerky? I want those weeds wiped from the face of the Earth -
0:20:10 > 0:20:12and afterwards, whatever THAT is.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15Come on, now wait! Wait a minute!
0:20:15 > 0:20:17- Hear a drongo out, will ya? - Hear him out!
0:20:17 > 0:20:19- This better be good, sonny. - Yes, Mum.
0:20:19 > 0:20:23- Mum?! - I'll admit I've made some mistakes.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25Perhaps been a little rude...
0:20:25 > 0:20:28But it was survival of the fittest, wasn't it? And, uh...
0:20:28 > 0:20:30Mention the trophies.
0:20:30 > 0:20:33Right! Trophies! You want trophies, I can win you trophies.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35As many as you want.
0:20:35 > 0:20:38Trophies? Perhaps we've been a little hasty.
0:20:38 > 0:20:42Kids, say hello to your new PE teacher.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45Aw, thanks, Mr Abalonie!
0:20:45 > 0:20:48I'm as happy as a box full of birds.
0:20:48 > 0:20:49HE GROANS
0:20:51 > 0:20:57Oh, ah, where were we? Oh, yes, abdominal crunches!
0:20:57 > 0:20:59CRUNCHING
0:21:04 > 0:21:07Turning the school into a forest wasn't all bad.
0:21:07 > 0:21:10It WAS all bad. It was the very definition of all bad!
0:21:10 > 0:21:12The only good thing that came out of it was Jerky.
0:21:12 > 0:21:15- Where IS Jerky? - What's for lunch, Cook?
0:21:15 > 0:21:17Chicken nuggets.
0:21:19 > 0:21:22- It's OK, it's not him.- Phew. - Jerky's part of the family now.
0:21:22 > 0:21:25I've made arrangements for him to be well looked after.
0:21:25 > 0:21:26CLUCKING
0:21:29 > 0:21:31Go on, do yer business.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35All I wanted was total global domination,
0:21:35 > 0:21:36and now I'm a PE teacher,
0:21:36 > 0:21:40and Mum has made me look after you, you bloomin' bunyip!