0:00:02 > 0:00:04RAP MUSIC # Creepy ain't the word
0:00:04 > 0:00:05# Freaky ain't the word
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Sneaky ain't the word
0:00:07 > 0:00:08# See, what I've observed is
0:00:08 > 0:00:10# There's no easy way to describe this geeky place
0:00:10 > 0:00:13# Even geeky place doesn't tell you what I need to say
0:00:13 > 0:00:14# This is Strange Hill
0:00:14 > 0:00:16# Where a talking frog can eat your face
0:00:16 > 0:00:18# It's very, very random, you'll get use to these debates
0:00:18 > 0:00:19# If you stick around
0:00:19 > 0:00:21# Although I wouldn't recommend it
0:00:21 > 0:00:23# When they use the name Strange, mate, they really meant it
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# There's some things in life with which you just don't mess
0:00:26 > 0:00:29# On every vest, I got the letters S-O-S
0:00:29 > 0:00:31# Cos you never know what might be lurking 'round the corner
0:00:31 > 0:00:34# And what it might do if they ever found or saw you
0:00:34 > 0:00:36# Keep the lights on in the hallways, all day
0:00:36 > 0:00:39# Things won't always tend to go your way
0:00:39 > 0:00:41# Watch your back and be prepared
0:00:41 > 0:00:44# Can't wait for 3:30, see you there! #
0:00:48 > 0:00:49Tanner shoots...
0:00:49 > 0:00:51but it's deflected by Tanner!
0:00:51 > 0:00:53Gah!
0:00:53 > 0:00:54Mitchell, what are you doing?
0:00:54 > 0:00:56Footbook. I invented it.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59- It's like football, but instead of a ball -- Yeah, thanks, Einstein.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02And Tanner steals it from Tanner!
0:01:02 > 0:01:04BLOWS HORN
0:01:04 > 0:01:07No vuvuzelas in the library!
0:01:07 > 0:01:09CRASH
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Goal!
0:01:11 > 0:01:12Uh-oh.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15Mitchell, you shattered the Prophecy Window!
0:01:15 > 0:01:19That's been part of the school for a very, very, very long time!
0:01:19 > 0:01:21- Not any more.- I liked that window.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24I reckon if a fireball destroyed the school,
0:01:24 > 0:01:25we'd get a half-day off, minimum.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28- Which one of you did this?! - Did what?
0:01:28 > 0:01:33Broke. The. Prized. Stained. Glass. Prophecy. Window.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35Will you look at that?
0:01:35 > 0:01:38Falling glass could be a hazard. Thanks for the warning.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41MITCHELL LAUGHS
0:01:41 > 0:01:43Might want to watch for falling books, too.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45SHE SIGHS
0:01:46 > 0:01:49If you break a prophecy window, does it break the prophecy?
0:01:49 > 0:01:51I'd never live it down if I saved the school from a horrible fate.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53Don't worry. There's no such thing as fate.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55Yes, there is, or we'd fall over.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58No, Templeton, that's feet. I'm talking fate.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01- You know, kismet? Destiny? - The mean girls in Year Eight?
0:02:01 > 0:02:04No, the idea that we can't change our future.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06If it's all been decided already, why do anything at all?
0:02:07 > 0:02:10Hey, I could get into this fate thing.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Mitchell! Why are you lying on the floor?
0:02:14 > 0:02:16Sh! I'm snoozing.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18It is my destiny.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Tanner.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24When that boy finally leaves this school, I shall take great pleasure
0:02:24 > 0:02:28in visiting his place of work and dancing round his bucket.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31- I didn't actually see him do it. - No matter.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34Nothing escapes my state of the art surveillance system.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36SIZZLE, CRACK
0:02:36 > 0:02:37Tanner did that.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40And here's the proof.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Beady eyes on you.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45I can't quite... It won't... If I could...
0:02:45 > 0:02:48Have you tried banging your fist on your head and cursing at the machine?
0:02:48 > 0:02:50- Come on you second hand piece of... - MITCHELL CHUCKLES
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Sir, if I may?
0:02:52 > 0:02:55Without evidence, I don't think it's fair to detain Mitchell.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58Miss Butters, if Mr Tanner needs a lawyer,
0:02:58 > 0:03:01he can be represented by the school cat, like everybody else.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06- It's written in the school rules. - Written rules.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08My favourite form of behaviour control...
0:03:08 > 0:03:10next to the beady-eyed glare.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15- Can I go? - You're going nowhere, Tanner.
0:03:15 > 0:03:19It'll be a cold day in Ibiza when I let you run this school
0:03:19 > 0:03:21and I've got you this time!
0:03:23 > 0:03:24BOOM
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Right. You can go.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31The security cameras were meant to make this school
0:03:31 > 0:03:33a prison of education -
0:03:33 > 0:03:36and a place where I can have long, uninterrupted coffee breaks.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Doesn't anybody respect rules any more?
0:03:38 > 0:03:42Without rules and laws, where would we be? Where would gravity be?
0:03:42 > 0:03:46We'd just be wild apes, floating about, stealing each others bananas.
0:03:46 > 0:03:50You may be weird but I'm glad someone take regulations seriously.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52How would you like...a hat?
0:03:55 > 0:03:58As I'm terribly busy with important school business -
0:03:58 > 0:04:01which obviously in no way involves eating a pack of biscuits -
0:04:01 > 0:04:03you are now School Monitor-Monitor.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06I've memorised all 12 volumes of the school rules
0:04:06 > 0:04:09so I'll make sure people do things by the book, Sir.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11These are probably instructions to all this.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14You're now in complete charge of rule enforcement.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16If there is an emergency...
0:04:16 > 0:04:17bother someone else.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Hmmm. I've a lot of fixing to do.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23Hmmm. Hmmm.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Hmmm.
0:04:28 > 0:04:29Hmmm.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31- CRACKLING - Argggghhh!
0:04:32 > 0:04:34SIZZLING
0:04:36 > 0:04:38CRACKLING
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Ah-ha!
0:04:53 > 0:04:55HE GASPS
0:04:55 > 0:04:59- SLURPING - Um, interesting...
0:04:59 > 0:05:01No licking school property!
0:05:01 > 0:05:03My finger's not school property.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06- TANNOY:- Ordinance 5, Codicil 6B: Sticky Or Icky Substances.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09"Transference of said substance by finger or other conveyance
0:05:09 > 0:05:10"shall be considering licking."
0:05:10 > 0:05:11Um...
0:05:13 > 0:05:15Oh. He's right.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21- No dropping crumbs.- Ah!
0:05:21 > 0:05:23No playing footbook inside school.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25What?
0:05:25 > 0:05:28It was footbook that got you there in the first place.
0:05:31 > 0:05:32This is ridiculous.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35Templeton plus CCTV equals Mitchell having no fun.
0:05:35 > 0:05:39- It's like he's watching my every move.- 'It's impolite to point.'
0:05:39 > 0:05:41How am I supposed to practise footbook
0:05:41 > 0:05:43with Big Brother watching me?
0:05:43 > 0:05:46- Go somewhere he can't see you. - But the cameras are everywhere.
0:05:46 > 0:05:47Everywhere except....
0:05:49 > 0:05:50I don't need an assistant.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52I could bring you drinks.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55You'd put them on surfaces without a coaster. It would be chaos.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58- Besides, you don't have a hat. - I could get one.- No!
0:05:58 > 0:05:59There can be only one. It is fated.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02You don't understand the rules at all.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05I'm really interested in rules.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08Oh, this is interesting. And ruley.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11Well, mock me quietly. I have a lot of fixing to do.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13You won't know I'm here.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16Maybe it's the coupling of the dielectric coaxial insulator...
0:06:16 > 0:06:17Aaah!
0:06:17 > 0:06:21- Sorry. I got bored. - Footbook is very against the rules.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23And is not going to get this monitor fixed.
0:06:23 > 0:06:24CRASH
0:06:24 > 0:06:26- Oh!- I did that on purpose.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29- I knew that would happen.- Like...
0:06:29 > 0:06:31- it was fated.- There's no such thing!
0:06:31 > 0:06:33BEEPING
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Who's bleeping?
0:06:35 > 0:06:36THEY GASP
0:06:40 > 0:06:41Behold!
0:06:41 > 0:06:45I am now operating at full surveillance capacity.
0:06:45 > 0:06:46Hey!
0:06:48 > 0:06:50That's us. Hello, us.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Us are very polite.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54We're us here, not them there.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57But it is us and we're arguing about something.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Wait, when is this from?
0:07:03 > 0:07:05It's ten minutes from now!
0:07:05 > 0:07:08We can see the future...
0:07:08 > 0:07:10You're going to...
0:07:10 > 0:07:11steal my hat!
0:07:12 > 0:07:14I know anything's possible,
0:07:14 > 0:07:16but that's just not possible.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Yet the camera knew where we'd be and what we'd be doing.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20No, we came here because we wanted to.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23I really wanted to, to prove we wouldn't be here, but now we're here
0:07:23 > 0:07:26to prove we wouldn't be here but we're here just as we were!
0:07:26 > 0:07:30- Here.- It was...our destiny.
0:07:30 > 0:07:31It's a coincidence.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33A predestined coincidence.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36- A predestycoincidestidence!- Eh?
0:07:36 > 0:07:38What? I get bored with all this thinky talk.
0:07:38 > 0:07:39You know what this does mean?
0:07:39 > 0:07:41I can see rule-breaking...
0:07:41 > 0:07:43before it even occurs. And stop it!
0:07:43 > 0:07:46Give me that. You've gone mad.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Mad as a hat...owner.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50So we can see the future?
0:07:50 > 0:07:53This. Changes. Everything.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04- Oo, tell our future!- I see...
0:08:04 > 0:08:06you paying me £5.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11He was right!
0:08:11 > 0:08:14Our future's fun. Tell us more fun future.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17For another £5, I can really tell your future -
0:08:17 > 0:08:20what you'll be doing ten minutes from now.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22- BOTH:- Ooo!
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Sorry, Amazing Mitchellini.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27As a school employee, I'm obligated to follow the rules,
0:08:27 > 0:08:31regardless of how ridiculous or illogical they are.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34- Detention. Now.- What?! Why?
0:08:34 > 0:08:37- The crowd is causing an obstruction. - What crowd?
0:08:37 > 0:08:38There isn't a crowd.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Control. We've lost the perp.
0:08:42 > 0:08:43He's making a run for it!
0:08:43 > 0:08:46Also, I've got to go empty the bins in the gym.
0:08:47 > 0:08:51This fortune telling idea could make me...a fortune!
0:08:51 > 0:08:53I just need a safe place to set up business.
0:08:54 > 0:08:55Let me in!
0:08:55 > 0:08:59- I need to use your...OUR room for something.- Access denied.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02I can never be in business with a serious rule-breaker.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04- What serious rules? - Damaging school property.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06I haven't broken anything.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08CRACK
0:09:08 > 0:09:12- Uh oh...- Ah-ha! See? The tape sees all. The tape is my friend.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15- You can't be friends with a tape. - Yes, I can.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18Tapey and I celebrate when Murdoch grabs you by the shoulders.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20But Murdoch hasn't grabbed...
0:09:20 > 0:09:22me...by...
0:09:22 > 0:09:26Murdoch, in your future, I see a caged ape yelling at you from beyond.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28- What? Where? - MITCHELL LAUGHS
0:09:28 > 0:09:29After him, you fool.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31Argh, the caged ape!
0:09:35 > 0:09:38- TANNOY:- 'You can run, Mitchell, but you can't hide.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40'Well, you can, but it won't be very effective.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43'There is nothing I cannot see...
0:09:43 > 0:09:45'except small, moving objects at distances.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48'I am all-seeing! I am all-knowing!'
0:09:48 > 0:09:50Activate all cameras!
0:09:50 > 0:09:51Nothing can stop the rules!
0:09:53 > 0:09:55ENGINES GO QUIET
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Apart from pressing the wrong button.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03- Mitchell?- No.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Hiding?
0:10:05 > 0:10:07He's everywhere. Can't get away with anything.
0:10:07 > 0:10:10- You could try behaving. - I'll ignore that.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13Help! Nobody is safe! Nobody!
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Says who?
0:10:15 > 0:10:16- TANNOY:- 'Nobody is safe! Mwah-hah-hah-hah!'
0:10:16 > 0:10:19But Matthews, you're the greatest goody-goody who ever lived.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21You never break rules.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23What if I forgot to return this library book
0:10:23 > 0:10:25and I get thrown in detention for not returning it in the future
0:10:25 > 0:10:28and then because I'm in detention, I don't get to return it?!
0:10:28 > 0:10:30Detention!
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Ahh!
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Throwing school property and tossing knowledge around lightly
0:10:34 > 0:10:36is against the rules.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39I miss cleaning the toilets.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41It involved a lot less chasing kids. Arr...
0:10:44 > 0:10:47I hope you're happy.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Happy, indeed.
0:10:49 > 0:10:50Detention!
0:10:50 > 0:10:53- I want to speak to my lawyer.- Meow.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56My lawyer says, "Meow." Got that?
0:10:56 > 0:10:58I'm impervious to strong-paw tactics.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22Punishing someone before they've done something
0:11:22 > 0:11:24must be against the rules.
0:11:24 > 0:11:25Ugh.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27Standing up and fighting for people's rights
0:11:27 > 0:11:30requires a lot of sitting down and reading.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32SHE SIGHS
0:11:32 > 0:11:34- Oh, hello.- Meow.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36You're right!
0:11:36 > 0:11:39If something feels wrong in your heart, it is...
0:11:39 > 0:11:42- maybe, but we still need to find a way to fight this.- Meow.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45You and me, together?
0:11:45 > 0:11:52HARMONICA MUSIC
0:11:56 > 0:11:59TANNOY: 'No sad harmonica.'
0:11:59 > 0:12:01- SECOND TANNOY: - 'Keep this frequency clear!
0:12:01 > 0:12:04'Mr Murdoch, arrest the woman on the end of that loudspeaker.'
0:12:06 > 0:12:09Psst...
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Psst! Psst!
0:12:11 > 0:12:13Over here.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18Come with me if you want to live...
0:12:18 > 0:12:19freely.
0:12:21 > 0:12:22Arr.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24HE GRUMBLES
0:12:25 > 0:12:27I haven't been bothered all day.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30In fact, I'm totally calm.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33Something's horribly wrong!
0:12:33 > 0:12:34Miss Grimshaw?
0:12:34 > 0:12:37Check the school's still there, would you?
0:12:38 > 0:12:41Miss Grimshaw?
0:12:41 > 0:12:43Daisy Mae?
0:12:43 > 0:12:45- You're next, sunshine. - AH!
0:12:49 > 0:12:51This is an outrage! What have I done?
0:12:51 > 0:12:54- Shouting at a member of the curatorial staff.- Shouting?
0:12:54 > 0:12:56He grabbed me!
0:12:56 > 0:12:57With his big hairy hands
0:12:57 > 0:13:00and breathed on me with his smelly breath... Oh.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03- Fiddlesticks.- 'As predicted.'
0:13:05 > 0:13:09This detention is beginning to improve considerably.
0:13:09 > 0:13:12Yeah, we finally have someone for our little game.
0:13:13 > 0:13:15A little game called...
0:13:15 > 0:13:18Snakes 'n' Ladders, innit?
0:13:18 > 0:13:20What is it? I'm very busy.
0:13:20 > 0:13:21- Meow.- Nonsense.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23You don't even know the meaning of the word.
0:13:23 > 0:13:27You're infringing on people's rights and bending the very fabric of time.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30But am I breaking any school rules?
0:13:30 > 0:13:33- No. You're following them to the letter.- Thank you.
0:13:33 > 0:13:34Now, if you don't mind,
0:13:34 > 0:13:38I am extremely busy keeping this establishment from anarchy.
0:13:39 > 0:13:43I can't begin to even think what you're going to do next.
0:13:43 > 0:13:44' "Begin to even think?"
0:13:44 > 0:13:48'I will not have split infinitives in my school.'
0:13:48 > 0:13:49Bex! No!
0:13:49 > 0:13:52That's not a school rule. That's a rule of grammar!
0:13:52 > 0:13:54You're lucky.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57They got me for ending a sentence with a preposition,
0:13:57 > 0:13:59which is something I cannot agree with!
0:14:01 > 0:14:03If you can lure him out of his control centre,
0:14:03 > 0:14:05I can take control of the control centre...
0:14:05 > 0:14:07controls. Let's do this.
0:14:12 > 0:14:14Aha!
0:14:14 > 0:14:16Mr Murdoch, be in the canteen in five minutes.
0:14:16 > 0:14:20A student's going to be making an unauthorised thing of beauty.
0:14:21 > 0:14:25Oh, this saddens me, old friend. But I have you now.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27I'll have to nab you myself.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37Gazza, your sacrifice will not be in vain.
0:14:41 > 0:14:42Tsk, tsk, tsk.
0:14:42 > 0:14:47A double rule break, Mitchell. The rules of school and of perspective.
0:14:47 > 0:14:50Look how the shading is on both sides of this letter.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53Really, do you think I'm a fool?
0:14:53 > 0:14:56The answer, sadly, is yes. Curses!
0:14:57 > 0:15:02OK, Templeton, I can outwit you if I know what you're going to do next.
0:15:02 > 0:15:03Time for some TV.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08Oops, too far forward.
0:15:08 > 0:15:11Oops, seen it, too far back.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13C'mon! Show me some spoilers.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20HIGH PITCHED BEEPING
0:15:23 > 0:15:25What's happening? Where's Mitchell?
0:15:29 > 0:15:33Oo, Pictionary! Now, that is a fun game for all the family, innit?
0:15:36 > 0:15:41He's locked himself in. Just a sec, let me get my door-pounding hand.
0:15:45 > 0:15:49- Ah! He's using the screen. - He can't do any harm.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51But he hasn't got the right hat!
0:15:54 > 0:15:58It's the prophecy! The school destroyed
0:15:58 > 0:16:01by something from the sky. But...why?
0:16:01 > 0:16:03Hmmm, Cheese and Onion.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05CRACKLING, BOOM
0:16:05 > 0:16:07Uh oh...
0:16:11 > 0:16:14My door-pounding hand isn't working. Just a sec.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21What to do... what to do...
0:16:21 > 0:16:22We've got to get in there.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24Can you give me a moment of quiet? I'm...
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Are you telling ME what to do?
0:16:26 > 0:16:31That's challenging my authority. That's against the rules!
0:16:31 > 0:16:36- Is it a rainbow on a summer's evening?- Bad news.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38We've eaten the last of the biscuits.
0:16:38 > 0:16:42What? No biscuits?! This is inhuman.
0:16:42 > 0:16:47Let me out. The walls are closing in! Let me out!
0:16:47 > 0:16:49What are you doing here?
0:16:49 > 0:16:50I broke the rules.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53HE GULPS
0:16:53 > 0:16:55- Nooooo! - We could've eaten that.
0:16:58 > 0:16:59- ROBOT:- Is it a chicken leg?
0:16:59 > 0:17:02- No, it's some sort of muffin. - A chicken pot-pie.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05- Chicken pot-pie! - ALL:- Yum.
0:17:05 > 0:17:09Yo! There's like a fiery ball in the sky or somefing!
0:17:09 > 0:17:11I hope it's a fiery meatball.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15This must be part of Mitchell's plan.
0:17:15 > 0:17:20Yes, it must be! It's all under control. No-one panic!
0:17:20 > 0:17:22- ALL:- Ahhhhhh!
0:17:28 > 0:17:32Meteor... Meatier. It is meatballs!
0:17:34 > 0:17:35Psst, Bex!
0:17:35 > 0:17:39I think the satellite might have got broke while I was playing with the...
0:17:39 > 0:17:41- satellite.- We'll be satellited to smithereens in here.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44- You've got to stop it. - I can't. It was on the screen.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46- It's destined to happen. - Yes, you can.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49- You've got free will! - The movie about the friendly whale?
0:17:49 > 0:17:53You can beat fate. Think of it as footbook. Fate is the other team.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55There's a flaming satellite in goal.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58All you've got to do is kick the book past it.
0:17:58 > 0:18:02You can control your future, Mitchell. It's yours for the taking.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04Now, take it!
0:18:04 > 0:18:07You sure you wouldn't rather let the comet smash the school
0:18:07 > 0:18:09- and have the afternoon off? - Save the school!- OK!
0:18:13 > 0:18:17OK, assuming I want to rescue the school, which is assuming a lot,
0:18:17 > 0:18:19I just have one small question...
0:18:19 > 0:18:20how?!
0:18:20 > 0:18:22There's not a lot of ways to stop a flaming comet.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24Stinks, don't it?
0:18:24 > 0:18:27"Don't it"... I wish I had a nice jelly doughnut right now.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30That's it, Boy I Don't Usually Like!
0:18:30 > 0:18:32The Jelly Defence!
0:18:32 > 0:18:34- Have you gone mad with hunger?- No.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37But you're eating a drawing of chicken pot pie.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39Eating paperwork got my mind going.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41The school has an ancient defence system
0:18:41 > 0:18:43from back in the Great Marmalade Wars
0:18:43 > 0:18:45of the 17th century.
0:18:45 > 0:18:48- Many pies were lost. - It's our only hope.
0:18:48 > 0:18:52- It's old, it might not function correctly...- Like you.- Tanner!
0:18:52 > 0:18:53You're more correct than you know.
0:18:53 > 0:18:56The controls of the system are in my office.
0:18:56 > 0:19:00Only the Headteacher can operate it. And I'm locked in here.
0:19:03 > 0:19:04'Attention.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07'The school has stabilised. I am in complete control.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09'Mwah-hah-hah-hah!
0:19:09 > 0:19:12'Ah-hah-hah-hah-hah!'
0:19:12 > 0:19:14He's even following the rules for going mad.
0:19:14 > 0:19:18Any minute now he'll be playing sinister chords on an organ.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21- SINISTER CHORDS - Mwah-hah-hah-hah!
0:19:21 > 0:19:23Mr A, Mitchell's the last free man!
0:19:23 > 0:19:25If you make him Headteacher..
0:19:25 > 0:19:27I can give everyone the afternoon off.
0:19:27 > 0:19:31- He can activate the shield. - And that.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34Make Tanner Head of Strange Hill?!
0:19:34 > 0:19:37I'd rather be destroyed by a...
0:19:37 > 0:19:38you-know-what.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40Nnn-rrr-argh...
0:19:40 > 0:19:42ALL RIGHT! I'll do it.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47- ROBOT:- What about his moustache?
0:19:47 > 0:19:50- Hmm...- Meow!
0:19:54 > 0:19:56What's the point of being a hero
0:19:56 > 0:19:57if you still have to go to school?
0:19:57 > 0:20:00- TANNOY:- 'No running!'
0:20:00 > 0:20:04Templeton, this is your new headteacher speaking.
0:20:04 > 0:20:05TEMPLETON GASPS
0:20:05 > 0:20:08And you...are fired.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Of course, Sir. Rules are rules.
0:20:10 > 0:20:15Now get down here and help me sort out this mess...somebody caused.
0:20:16 > 0:20:17My very own office.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21Just think of everything I can...
0:20:21 > 0:20:23Oh, yeah, fireball.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28- Whoa! COMPUTER:- Good day, Headteacher.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30Better try all these first.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38What's that?
0:20:39 > 0:20:41How can I reach it?
0:20:42 > 0:20:44Very, very quickly? OK!
0:20:45 > 0:20:47There's a flaming satellite in goal.
0:20:47 > 0:20:50All you've got to do is kick the book past it.
0:20:50 > 0:20:51OK.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03LOUD ALARM BLARES
0:21:03 > 0:21:05Gooooaaalllll!
0:21:05 > 0:21:07Wow!
0:21:15 > 0:21:17Hahahaha!
0:21:21 > 0:21:23We cheated fate and saved the school!
0:21:23 > 0:21:27- No, it was fated that WE saved the school.- "We"?!
0:21:27 > 0:21:29You nearly destroyed us all!
0:21:29 > 0:21:31- Did I?- Yes.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33Hmm, yeah, you're right.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35Then what's the correct answer?
0:21:35 > 0:21:38What is the ultimate answer to the mystery of life?
0:21:40 > 0:21:41Meow.