0:00:03 > 0:00:05# Creepy ain't the word, freaky ain't the word
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Sneaky ain't the word
0:00:07 > 0:00:09# See, what I've observed is there's no easy way
0:00:09 > 0:00:10# To describe a sneaky place
0:00:10 > 0:00:13# Even geeky place doesn't tell you what I need to say
0:00:13 > 0:00:15# This is Strange Hill where a talking frog can eat your face
0:00:15 > 0:00:18# It's very, very random, you'll get used to these debates
0:00:18 > 0:00:21# If you stick around although I wouldn't recommend it
0:00:21 > 0:00:23# When they used the name Strange, mate, they really meant it
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# There's some things in life in which you just don't mess
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# On every vest I've got the letters S-O-S
0:00:28 > 0:00:31# Cos you never know what might be lurking round the corner
0:00:31 > 0:00:34# And what it might do if it ever found or saw ya
0:00:34 > 0:00:36# Keep the lights on in the hallways all day
0:00:36 > 0:00:39# Things won't always tend to go your way
0:00:39 > 0:00:42# Watch your back and be prepared, can't wait for 3.30
0:00:42 > 0:00:44# See you there. #
0:00:50 > 0:00:53Ah, Mitchell, early for school?
0:00:53 > 0:00:55- What's going on?- Nothing.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58It's not because it's April Fools' Day
0:00:58 > 0:01:00and you're plannin' something, is it?
0:01:00 > 0:01:02- No.- Good.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05Besides, school's cancelled on account of giant caterpillars
0:01:05 > 0:01:07- roamin' the halls.- Are they?!
0:01:07 > 0:01:09April Fools!
0:01:09 > 0:01:11That was last week.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Can I come in? I got stuff to do.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16OK, just don't be prankin' no-one.
0:01:16 > 0:01:17Of course not!
0:01:21 > 0:01:23I love April Fools' Day.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25I'm destined to become the world's greatest prankster,
0:01:25 > 0:01:28the thing I was meant to be.
0:01:28 > 0:01:29It's undeniable.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36Come with me, boy.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38Erm, somebody else did it.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41I'm not stupid, Tanner. I know what day it is.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44As a headmaster, it is important to know something.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Nobody likes a good laugh more than me.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49HE TRIES TO LAUGH
0:01:49 > 0:01:51HE COUGHS
0:01:51 > 0:01:53Shall I get the nurse?
0:01:53 > 0:01:55Bit out of practice.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58April the first is no time for jokes.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Nice one! You're joking, right?
0:02:02 > 0:02:06We don't do April Fools' Day here at Strange Hill.
0:02:06 > 0:02:07It's too much...
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Fun?
0:02:09 > 0:02:11..trouble. There was once a boy a lot like you.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14- Handsome? Brilliantly funny? Admired by all?- Tanner!
0:02:14 > 0:02:16Liked to interrupt?
0:02:16 > 0:02:20A boy who liked pranks. It was a long time ago...
0:02:22 > 0:02:25MUSIC PLAYS FROM STEREO
0:02:27 > 0:02:30Mr A? Could you give me a hand with my locker?
0:02:30 > 0:02:32It seems to be stuck.
0:02:33 > 0:02:37Certainly, Mickey. Always happy to help a student!
0:02:39 > 0:02:42Sorry, I meant my locker wanted to give you a hand!
0:02:45 > 0:02:50That was the last time I ever helped a student. Michael Barrassment.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53- And he went on to become a world famous comedian actor?- No!
0:02:53 > 0:02:56I gave him double, maximum security, ultra detention
0:02:56 > 0:02:59until he promised to give up his ridiculous antics.
0:02:59 > 0:03:00Did he?
0:03:00 > 0:03:04I really should check, it has been 25 years.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06So before you get any ideas...
0:03:06 > 0:03:08- Too late for that.- Tanner!
0:03:08 > 0:03:11No more April Fools' pranks.
0:03:11 > 0:03:16Mr A, I swear, on the pile of unfinished homework in my bag,
0:03:16 > 0:03:18no more April Fools jokes.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20Good. Now get out.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24Oh and, Mr A? April Fool!
0:03:24 > 0:03:28You won't have the last word, Tanner!
0:03:28 > 0:03:29- What?- Ah!
0:03:29 > 0:03:32WHOOPEE CUSHION RASPS
0:03:37 > 0:03:38Oh, man!
0:03:38 > 0:03:40LAUGHTER
0:03:40 > 0:03:43Looks like he messed his pants.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45No, it doesn't!
0:03:45 > 0:03:48- It, It's red, yo. - Like your face.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53Whoa!
0:03:53 > 0:03:54Oh, where'd Bishop go?
0:03:57 > 0:03:59Hey! You're actually hurrying somewhere?
0:03:59 > 0:04:02First rule of pranking, don't stick around to get caught.
0:04:02 > 0:04:06April Fools' Day, oh, no!
0:04:06 > 0:04:08What are you up to, Mitchell?
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Watch and learn.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12Greetings, Earthlings!
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Mitchell, that's just cruel.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17Telling Templeton it's come to school in your pyjamas day.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19- Not one of mine. - He must be so embarrassed.
0:04:19 > 0:04:23Hardly. These pyjamas depict the Titan Warbots from Enigma Quadrant
0:04:23 > 0:04:27and they are going to get me 'nuff respect at sci-fi club later.
0:04:27 > 0:04:28There's nothing I can do to him
0:04:28 > 0:04:30that's worse than what he does to himself.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33So you're just going to prank everyone else in school?
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Aw, Becks, I'd never prank you.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Ah!
0:04:37 > 0:04:40I might prank your locker, though.
0:04:40 > 0:04:41Where is everybody?
0:04:43 > 0:04:46Mitchell! My glasses?
0:04:46 > 0:04:48They're fine. Uh-oh.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50Mitchell, you killed my glasses!
0:04:50 > 0:04:53I'm Stephanie. Mitchell ran off that way.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Read the letters on the top line of the chart.
0:04:58 > 0:04:59What chart?
0:04:59 > 0:05:01Oh, I do have spares
0:05:01 > 0:05:04but for your prescription the choice is rather limited.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12Nobody can see me in these! I'd die of embarrassment.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Tell you what, I'll keep them clean. In my pocket.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Off my face.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19What about reading, young lady?
0:05:19 > 0:05:21I can learn through smell. I'm fine.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Er...
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Erm...
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Look out.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36How humiliating.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39'No stumbling about in the corridors.'
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Help!
0:05:43 > 0:05:47Can't help, whoever you are. Late for a lesson!
0:05:47 > 0:05:48Er...
0:05:48 > 0:05:51CRASHING
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Phew. Did I miss anything?
0:05:53 > 0:05:56No, you walked into every single thing on the way in.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59I thought you were scoring a pair of Beckynoculars.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02I did but they're too vile to be worn by humans.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04April Fools, guys!
0:06:04 > 0:06:07Here's a joke, your education.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09HE LAUGHS
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Now let's learn.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13- Becky Butters.- Yes?
0:06:13 > 0:06:16Can you tell me what this word means?
0:06:16 > 0:06:19Er...it's a word? I think?
0:06:19 > 0:06:22Come on, your new Becks Spex can't be that bad.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26THEY LAUGH
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Come on, guys!
0:06:28 > 0:06:32Oh, it's very uncool to laugh in someone's face.
0:06:32 > 0:06:36Excuse me. I have something...
0:06:36 > 0:06:38in my mouth. Ha-ha-ha!
0:06:38 > 0:06:40THEY ALL LAUGH
0:06:42 > 0:06:44The shame! The shame!
0:06:44 > 0:06:46You laugh at that?
0:06:46 > 0:06:49Those glasses are nowhere near as funny as my pranks!
0:06:49 > 0:06:53Oh, I wish the ground would open up and swallow me!
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Ah!
0:07:00 > 0:07:03THEY ALL SCREAM
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Hey, what's up?
0:07:05 > 0:07:08Something's grabbing people and dragging them under the ground!
0:07:08 > 0:07:11Nah, this is all an elaborate April Fools joke. Becky's hiding, right?
0:07:11 > 0:07:13That's it, isn't it?
0:07:13 > 0:07:16Listen to me, Mitchell, it's Thospeen Crater worms
0:07:16 > 0:07:17from Quadrant B!
0:07:17 > 0:07:20They're harvesting us as prey to nourish their cyber-queen!
0:07:20 > 0:07:23Try to stay in the real world, Obi-Wan Baloney.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26Your fondness for reality is very wearing at times.
0:07:26 > 0:07:27Come on.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35I'm going to find Becky.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38SINGING
0:07:38 > 0:07:39After I've seen this.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Matthews! Watch out for the worms!
0:07:41 > 0:07:43MATTHEWS LAUGHS
0:07:50 > 0:07:51- Ah!- Ah!
0:07:51 > 0:07:54Result! Now let's find Becky!
0:07:54 > 0:07:57Am I still on the toilet?
0:07:57 > 0:07:59This is the end of me.
0:07:59 > 0:08:00Actually, we can't see your end.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03Ah!
0:08:03 > 0:08:07What's the ruckus? I heard embarrassed screaming.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12Boy in the girls' toilets!
0:08:12 > 0:08:13Goodbye, friends! Ah!
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Oh, where'd he go?
0:08:17 > 0:08:18A boy!
0:08:20 > 0:08:22- Hey! - HE SNEEZES
0:08:22 > 0:08:25Like, I so don't deserve this.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27Ah!
0:08:27 > 0:08:29S'not my fault.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32You said "snot"! Hahaha!
0:08:32 > 0:08:33I am so embarrassed.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38No!
0:08:38 > 0:08:40Becky's not going to find herself. You coming?
0:08:43 > 0:08:46Mitchell Tanner,
0:08:46 > 0:08:49you are next!
0:08:49 > 0:08:51So, erm, what do you think will be for lunch today?
0:08:51 > 0:08:53I don't know. Maybe a bowl of panic.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55Panic, yell and scream.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Yes, that would be nice. And some run.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59- Run!- Ah!
0:09:02 > 0:09:05Students, please take your seats.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08Mr Balding, there's a thing sucking people into the bowels
0:09:08 > 0:09:11of the earth and it's getting very warm round these parts!
0:09:11 > 0:09:14But why? And how? And what? Let's recount everything we know.
0:09:14 > 0:09:18A, Apples. They grow on trees. Apricots.
0:09:18 > 0:09:19What are you talking about?
0:09:19 > 0:09:22You said recount everything I know. I was going alphabetically.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25Stop being you for a second and think!
0:09:25 > 0:09:28School time is no time for thinking.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Now on with the lesson.
0:09:30 > 0:09:34I have been, erm, asked to teach a special lesson.
0:09:34 > 0:09:39You see, I, I thought it was called "Making gravies".
0:09:39 > 0:09:42I didn't know it was actually about...
0:09:42 > 0:09:45Ooh, it's hot in here, isn't it?
0:09:45 > 0:09:48Now, when a man and a lady...
0:09:48 > 0:09:50When a baby...
0:09:50 > 0:09:54Well, it's perfectly natural, isn't it? Nothing to be ashamed...
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Ah, yes, Mitchell?
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Is this going to be about kissing?
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Oh, dear! This can't be good.
0:10:02 > 0:10:03Ah!
0:10:05 > 0:10:07I figured it out!
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Boy, all this running has really gotten my brain going.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11It's embarrassment!
0:10:11 > 0:10:14Ah, emotion number nine. I've heard of it.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17Whatever that creature is, it's feeding off people's embarrassment.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20That explains why it's getting so hot around here.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22It's whenever people get red and flushed.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Croydonia got extra flushed.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26I appreciate your toilet joke in this time of need.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29Now if we can embarrass someone, we can get the ground to open up,
0:10:29 > 0:10:31sneak down and rescue Becky!
0:10:31 > 0:10:33We should probably get all the others while we're there too.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35I'm mainly concerned about Becky.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38- She's finishing your maths homework, isn't she?- There is that.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Luckily, I'm great at embarrassing people,
0:10:40 > 0:10:42so we just need to find a victim.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49I'm too good. There's just you...
0:10:49 > 0:10:50And me. Oh. And you.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52Let's go with you. You're easier to embarrass.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55No, I'm not. I'm chronically lacking in self-awareness.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58We're both really frustrating people who are hard to embarrass.
0:10:58 > 0:10:59This is going to be tough.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02It'll be harder than when Preeb Vuldar tried to neutrobate
0:11:02 > 0:11:05the Warjax crabulons from series five of Warpstation Zarg.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07What am I saying? It was series six!
0:11:07 > 0:11:11I'll never live this down at sci-fi club. How embar...
0:11:13 > 0:11:14Becky! Quick! Climb out!
0:11:14 > 0:11:17And bring that maths homework if you've got it.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19Ah!
0:11:19 > 0:11:20Quick, grab my hand!
0:11:24 > 0:11:28Miss Grimshaw! Do we have an ominous rumbling drill scheduled for today?
0:11:30 > 0:11:32My pyjamas!
0:11:36 > 0:11:37I've been expecting you.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40EVIL LAUGH
0:11:42 > 0:11:47I am The Embarrassment.
0:11:47 > 0:11:53And you are in the pit of eternal crushing embarrassment.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55Hey, this is the school gymnasium.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57Pit of eternal embarrassment!
0:11:57 > 0:12:00Nope, it's definitely the gym. Look, there are the basketball hoops.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02Oh, fine, it's the gym!
0:12:02 > 0:12:06Yes, the site of more embarrassment than anywhere else in a school.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09Once my pants fell down during a basketball game.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11I was on the bench at the time.
0:12:11 > 0:12:15The gym has become my new base of operations and from here,
0:12:15 > 0:12:20I will shame the earth into one big red-faced planet.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22Isn't that Mars?
0:12:22 > 0:12:25Soon I will rule a world enflamed with shame!
0:12:27 > 0:12:28Thanks to you, Mitchell.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30What you talkin' about, blobby?
0:12:30 > 0:12:34I was once like you but they banished me from your world.
0:12:34 > 0:12:38Now, thanks to your constant pranking,
0:12:38 > 0:12:40I've returned for my revenge.
0:12:41 > 0:12:46It will begin with the one you call Abercrombie.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48What's Crombie ever done to...?
0:12:48 > 0:12:50You're Mickey! Mickey Barrassment!
0:12:50 > 0:12:53- M Barrassment! - I was, once.
0:12:53 > 0:12:59Festering in my own embarrassment, I've become something far greater.
0:12:59 > 0:13:04And you can be too, Mitchell. Don't you want to defeat Abercrombie?
0:13:04 > 0:13:06Well, sure, but...
0:13:06 > 0:13:11We'll start with him, then together, we'll wedgie the world!
0:13:11 > 0:13:13Hmm, that is a tempting offer.
0:13:13 > 0:13:15It is your destiny.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18- Mitchell... - BREATHES HEAVILY LIKE DARTH VADER
0:13:18 > 0:13:19..I am your father.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21No, you're not. My father's Tony Tanner.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24I know, but I always wanted to say that.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27Star Wars was huge when I was a kid.
0:13:27 > 0:13:28Yeah, so were you.
0:13:28 > 0:13:33Ignoring. Now, join me and we'll rule the world together.
0:13:33 > 0:13:34Well...
0:13:34 > 0:13:36Mitchell, no!
0:13:43 > 0:13:46I know I'm on the world's biggest toilet, but don't look at me.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49Becky! Do you have my maths homework?
0:13:49 > 0:13:52There's been a slight hitch in my completing your homework
0:13:52 > 0:13:54given the fact that I've been imprisoned in the
0:13:54 > 0:13:57pit of embarrassment possibly for all eternity!
0:13:57 > 0:14:00But you mustn't make a deal with The Embarrassment. He loves pranks.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02It's probably a trick!
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Yeah. How do I know you're not tricking me?
0:14:04 > 0:14:06How do you know I am?
0:14:06 > 0:14:08I asked first and idiots say, "what?"
0:14:08 > 0:14:10What? Well, you don't have to be such a cowfor.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12What's a cowfor?
0:14:12 > 0:14:14- Milking.- I'd rather be a jerkway. - What's a jerkway?- I don't know.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16When was the last time you stepped on a scale?
0:14:16 > 0:14:19Ha. Keep going. I can play this game all day.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22You like games, eh? Well, let's play a real game.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25How about the shame game?
0:14:25 > 0:14:28Where we see if I can embarrass you.
0:14:28 > 0:14:32And if I win, you free all my friends. And also Tyson.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34Hey!
0:14:34 > 0:14:38And if you lose, I keep all your friends. And Tyson.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40Again!
0:14:40 > 0:14:44- And you in the pit of embarrassment.- The gym?
0:14:44 > 0:14:46The pit of embarrassment! For ever!
0:14:46 > 0:14:48While I take over the world.
0:14:48 > 0:14:50OK.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52- ALL:- Mitchell!
0:14:52 > 0:14:54Don't sweat it. I have no shame.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57We'll see about that.
0:14:57 > 0:15:01Let's play Shame, Set And Match!
0:15:04 > 0:15:07Right after this word from our sponsor.
0:15:07 > 0:15:11Shame, Set & Match is brought to you by Brown Trousers.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14You'll never be embarrassed again when you wear
0:15:14 > 0:15:16Brown Trousers.
0:15:16 > 0:15:17Thanks, Brown Trousers!
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Our contestant tonight,
0:15:25 > 0:15:29hoping to go home with the star prize of all my precious captives
0:15:29 > 0:15:32is Mitchell Tanner.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38Of course, school is the number one place for embarrassment,
0:15:38 > 0:15:42so let's start here with our first category.
0:15:42 > 0:15:46Mitchell, this morning your pranks caused all these people to be
0:15:46 > 0:15:48dragged to my lovely pit.
0:15:48 > 0:15:49For you, was that,
0:15:49 > 0:15:51A, embarrassing?
0:15:51 > 0:15:53B, embarrassing?
0:15:53 > 0:15:56Or C, embarrassing?
0:15:57 > 0:15:59D. It was fun. I didn't think anyone would end up
0:15:59 > 0:16:02clapped in irons at Flabba The Hutt's fartathon.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04LAUGHTER
0:16:04 > 0:16:07Ugh, one point, Mitchell.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10Round two, What Happened Next?
0:16:10 > 0:16:14Earlier, Templeton made his mistake about the robots or whatever...
0:16:14 > 0:16:17Warjax crabulons in Warpstation Zarg!
0:16:17 > 0:16:21Whatever. Watch this clip and tell me what happened next?
0:16:21 > 0:16:23"Grab my hand!"
0:16:24 > 0:16:25I grabbed his hand.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27LAUGHTER
0:16:27 > 0:16:30Ooh! Holding hands with a boy?
0:16:30 > 0:16:34Let's see where that sits on the Embarrassometer.
0:16:38 > 0:16:40He was about to fall down a hole. What I did was brave.
0:16:40 > 0:16:43And what's so wrong with holding the hand of someone I like?
0:16:43 > 0:16:46Maybe you're just jealous you don't have a friend to hold hands with.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48- This isn't about me!- Sure it is.
0:16:48 > 0:16:51You'll have to do better than all this if you want to embarrass me.
0:16:51 > 0:16:55Right. At the end of the round Mitchell has two points and
0:16:55 > 0:16:59I have a real doozy left in my arsenal.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01HE BLOWS A RASPBERRY
0:17:01 > 0:17:03Was that the doozy?
0:17:03 > 0:17:05Quiet! I'm talking about this.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08Mitchell Tanner, who is this?
0:17:08 > 0:17:11- AUDIENCE:- Aw!
0:17:11 > 0:17:15Widdle Mitchell wikes his bitty bathy!
0:17:15 > 0:17:17That's me. As a baby.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20Argh! Sorry. This I have to see.
0:17:20 > 0:17:22Oh! That is so cute.
0:17:23 > 0:17:27Ha! You can see his winkie!
0:17:27 > 0:17:30Embarrassing, isn't it, Mitchell?
0:17:30 > 0:17:33Meh. Most people are naked when they take a bath.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35I most certainly am not!
0:17:35 > 0:17:36What else you got?
0:17:36 > 0:17:40I happen to have something from a couple of years ago.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42That really won't be necessary.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44Oh, I think it is.
0:17:44 > 0:17:47Ladies and gentlemen and everyone around the world,
0:17:47 > 0:17:54I give you the newspaper from Mitchell's old school.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56- Listen...- Read all about it,
0:17:56 > 0:18:00boy calls teacher "Mummy" in class.
0:18:00 > 0:18:03- That's not me. - Then why are you blushing?
0:18:03 > 0:18:06OK, maybe it is me but it's not a big deal.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08Oh, you called your teacher "Mummy"!
0:18:08 > 0:18:10I don't even call my mummy "Mummy."
0:18:10 > 0:18:13LAUGHTER
0:18:13 > 0:18:19It doesn't need to be a big deal, as long as you're embarrassed by it.
0:18:19 > 0:18:22Mitchell, it's OK. We all make little slip-ups.
0:18:22 > 0:18:25Though they're not always so sweet!
0:18:25 > 0:18:28For ever after that incident, the kids called me "Mummy boy."
0:18:28 > 0:18:31Even the teacher once slipped up and said, "Stay after school, Mummy boy."
0:18:31 > 0:18:34Your only choice is to hide away.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37Or face it.
0:18:37 > 0:18:40SHE LAUGHS
0:18:40 > 0:18:42Face it and laugh.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44I do look funny, actually.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46Like my Auntie Agnes.
0:18:46 > 0:18:49"'Ello, Becky. Would you like some beans?"
0:18:49 > 0:18:51SHE LAUGHS
0:18:51 > 0:18:53Hey, these are getting looser!
0:18:53 > 0:18:56SHE LAUGHS
0:18:56 > 0:19:00Mitchell, if you laugh at yourself, you can break free.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02No, you mustn't do that!
0:19:02 > 0:19:05I guess it is pretty ridiculous.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07HE LAUGHS
0:19:07 > 0:19:10THEY ALL LAUGH
0:19:10 > 0:19:13Don't laugh with him! Laugh at him!
0:19:13 > 0:19:17But it feels nicer to laugh with someone.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20THEY ALL LAUGH
0:19:20 > 0:19:21Come on, everyone.
0:19:21 > 0:19:24It's only your embarrassment that's keeping you here.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27Cast off your shame, banish your blushes.
0:19:27 > 0:19:31Laugh in the face of adversity and set yourselves free.
0:19:31 > 0:19:35Silence, girl with ridiculous glasses!
0:19:35 > 0:19:37Never! Stephanie.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39I'm snot afraid.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42And I look a little flushed!
0:19:44 > 0:19:48I am so covered in food stains, I am like a buffet of embarrassment, yo!
0:19:51 > 0:19:54No!
0:19:54 > 0:19:58THEY ALL LAUGH
0:19:58 > 0:20:00C'mon, Templeton, can't you laugh at yourself?
0:20:00 > 0:20:03But I take everything seriously.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06Though I suppose my rigid adherence to mundane facts about
0:20:06 > 0:20:08made-up characters is rather comical.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12Right. Now let's get out of here.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14- ALL:- Yeah!
0:20:16 > 0:20:18I may be a sad sack of potatoes,
0:20:18 > 0:20:21but once you've embarrassed yourself,
0:20:21 > 0:20:23it's very hard to get out of it!
0:20:30 > 0:20:33ABERCROMBIE LAUGHS
0:20:33 > 0:20:34Oh?
0:20:35 > 0:20:38Come on, come on, Princess. That's it.
0:20:43 > 0:20:47Come on, Princess Pansy Patchouli.
0:20:47 > 0:20:51Duchess Doolally Dancer is coming to your party... Ah!
0:20:51 > 0:20:56A grown man like you, playing with Pinky The Pony?
0:20:56 > 0:20:58Oh, well, I, I...
0:21:00 > 0:21:02Ah!
0:21:03 > 0:21:06EMBARRASSMENT DEFLATES LIKE A WHOOPEE CUSHION
0:21:08 > 0:21:11Abercrombie, no!
0:21:11 > 0:21:15Michael Barrassment? What are you doing here?
0:21:15 > 0:21:19What are you all doing in here? Get back to your classes!
0:21:19 > 0:21:22Looks like you were your own whoopee cushion. So long, sucker.
0:21:26 > 0:21:29Pinky The Pony? They're quite collectable, Mr Abercrombie.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31Worth a bit of money.
0:21:31 > 0:21:32Are they?
0:21:32 > 0:21:35I mean, yes, yes, they are. Quite. An investment.
0:21:35 > 0:21:38For adults. Yes.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40Tidy yourself up, Barrassment. Detention!
0:21:40 > 0:21:41And...eugh!
0:21:41 > 0:21:43Don't make fun.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49# First name Tricky, second name Mitchy
0:21:49 > 0:21:51# Welcome to the fun house, I'm going to prank you
0:21:51 > 0:21:54# And I'm doing so well you'll probably say thank you
0:21:54 > 0:21:57# Ain't no other kid, who take the mick like me
0:21:57 > 0:21:59# Or got tricks like me Give it time you'll see. #