Mitchell Who?

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03# Creepy ain't the word

0:00:03 > 0:00:05# Freaky ain't the word

0:00:05 > 0:00:06# Sneaky ain't the word

0:00:06 > 0:00:07# See what I've observed

0:00:07 > 0:00:08# Is there's no easy way

0:00:08 > 0:00:10# To describe this geeky place

0:00:10 > 0:00:12# Even geeky place doesn't tell you what I need to say

0:00:12 > 0:00:13# This is Strange Hill

0:00:13 > 0:00:15# Where a talking frog can eat your face

0:00:15 > 0:00:16# It's very, very random

0:00:16 > 0:00:18# You'll get used to these debates if you stick around

0:00:18 > 0:00:20# Although I wouldn't recommend it

0:00:20 > 0:00:23# When they used the name "Strange", mate, they really meant it

0:00:23 > 0:00:25# There's some things in life with which you just don't mess

0:00:25 > 0:00:28# On every vest I've got the letters SOS

0:00:28 > 0:00:31# Cos you never know what might be lurking round the corner

0:00:31 > 0:00:33# And what it might do if it ever found or saw ya

0:00:33 > 0:00:36# Keep the lights on in the hallways all day

0:00:36 > 0:00:39# Things won't always tend to go your way

0:00:39 > 0:00:41# Watch your back and be prepared

0:00:41 > 0:00:42# Can't wait for 3.30

0:00:42 > 0:00:44# See you there! #.

0:00:44 > 0:00:46SCHOOL BELL RINGS

0:00:46 > 0:00:51This is the weirdest thing ever!

0:00:51 > 0:00:53I'm actually enjoying a class!

0:00:53 > 0:00:55Of course you enjoy art, silly boy!

0:00:55 > 0:01:00- Art is nothing but fun, driven by extreme suffering.- Great, isn't it?

0:01:00 > 0:01:03I wonder what people used to do with gluey shredded newspaper

0:01:03 > 0:01:05before they invented papier mache?

0:01:05 > 0:01:07I expect they had to dump it in huge piles in the street which would

0:01:07 > 0:01:11keep growing and growing until there were mountains of it everywhere!

0:01:11 > 0:01:14Falling in avalanches! Burying everyone in gluey, sticky paper!

0:01:14 > 0:01:17- Mitchell! Those poor people! - Becky, chill.

0:01:17 > 0:01:21- They have invented papier mache. - Oh, thank goodness!

0:01:21 > 0:01:23We're so lucky we live in a time where no-one gets

0:01:23 > 0:01:25- covered in papery gloop. - Apart from Templeton.

0:01:25 > 0:01:27I'm not covered, I'm cocooned.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29This is my project.

0:01:29 > 0:01:31It's a papier mache alien nest.

0:01:31 > 0:01:34And I've made a friendship mural. Of us!

0:01:34 > 0:01:37Wow. As toilet-based monster flashback dioramas go,

0:01:37 > 0:01:39that's better than average.

0:01:39 > 0:01:41Ooh, I like your papier mache desk... And paint brushes...

0:01:41 > 0:01:42And Matthews...

0:01:42 > 0:01:44MUFFLED SPEECH

0:01:44 > 0:01:46You've just covered everything in papier mache, haven't you?

0:01:46 > 0:01:49Hey, this is conceptual art, or whatever it is they call it

0:01:49 > 0:01:52- when nobody understands art stuff. - Aaaahhhh!

0:01:52 > 0:01:54BECKY GASPS

0:01:54 > 0:01:58What a glorious mess!

0:01:58 > 0:02:01If I were your messiness instructor, I would give you an A.

0:02:01 > 0:02:04But as your art teacher, I must give you an...

0:02:04 > 0:02:09F! That's the last time I work hard in a lesson. Also the first.

0:02:09 > 0:02:11Oh, it's ruined!

0:02:11 > 0:02:14Do you think it would help if I offered to fix that?

0:02:14 > 0:02:15Yes. In your case, I think

0:02:15 > 0:02:18offering to fix would be even better than actually fixing it.

0:02:18 > 0:02:21That's what I thought too. Let me take care of that, Becky.

0:02:21 > 0:02:24You won't just shove it away somewhere and forget all about it?

0:02:24 > 0:02:25Of course not!

0:02:30 > 0:02:31Yaaahhhh!

0:02:31 > 0:02:33Oh!

0:02:33 > 0:02:35- Sorry, Samia. - Mitchell, I'm not a taxi.

0:02:35 > 0:02:39Unless you're paying, in which case the meter is running.

0:02:39 > 0:02:43- No, it's fine, you can drop me here. - Careful, don't press that!- This?

0:02:43 > 0:02:46Aaaaaahhh!

0:02:49 > 0:02:51Why am I on a coffee break anyway?

0:02:51 > 0:02:53I don't drink coffee.

0:02:53 > 0:02:57That's £5. Would you like a receipt?

0:02:57 > 0:02:58That's a bit steep.

0:02:58 > 0:03:00How about I pay you back some other way, like with interest?

0:03:00 > 0:03:04- You don't know what that means, do you?- Yeah.

0:03:04 > 0:03:06It means I pretend to be interested in things in lieu

0:03:06 > 0:03:08of payment. See, I'm all over this knowing stuff game.

0:03:08 > 0:03:13- What you don't know could fill a locker.- Already does.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15Sorry, I thought I was joking.

0:03:15 > 0:03:19It's OK, if they gave a grade for being offended, I'd get an F.

0:03:19 > 0:03:22To go with all your other Fs.

0:03:22 > 0:03:25Mitchell, I've never seen so many Fs.

0:03:25 > 0:03:28And I've been to the Frankfurt Feffeneffa Festival.

0:03:28 > 0:03:31- In February, on a Friday. - Look at this.

0:03:31 > 0:03:34If you get one more you will be suspended!

0:03:34 > 0:03:37That's a great way to punish kids who don't like school,

0:03:37 > 0:03:38prevent them from going to school.

0:03:38 > 0:03:43Mitchell, this is serious. Look at me, I've never been more serious.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45And she won the secondary school

0:03:45 > 0:03:47Staring Seriously contest semifinals.

0:03:47 > 0:03:50You could ruin your life!

0:03:50 > 0:03:51OK, OK.

0:03:51 > 0:03:54How come you've got my report card on your thingy anyway?

0:03:54 > 0:03:59I've accessed the school Wi-Fi. I can get everyone's records.

0:03:59 > 0:04:02Also, Abercrombie's holiday snaps.

0:04:02 > 0:04:05I want that £5, Mitchell.

0:04:05 > 0:04:07You want to take some driving lessons first.

0:04:07 > 0:04:10The Fs, Mitchell, what are you going to do?

0:04:10 > 0:04:13- There's only one thing I can do. - Work hard to improve your results?

0:04:13 > 0:04:15Or...

0:04:15 > 0:04:18We can get into the computer room and change all my grades.

0:04:18 > 0:04:20But how? Grimshaw sees everything.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22She's just the secretary, Becks,

0:04:22 > 0:04:24it's not like she's got X-ray vision.

0:04:24 > 0:04:27- OVER TANNOY:- No suspicious lurking.

0:04:27 > 0:04:28How does she do that?

0:04:28 > 0:04:30We need to get her out of the way.

0:04:33 > 0:04:34Oh.

0:04:36 > 0:04:37"Dear Miss Grimshaw.

0:04:37 > 0:04:41"Please come to my office immediately as I have come down

0:04:41 > 0:04:43"with a serious case of gorilla-itis.

0:04:43 > 0:04:46"Sincerely, Mr Abercrombie."

0:04:46 > 0:04:48It is gorilla-itis season.

0:04:51 > 0:04:54MUMBLES TO HERSELF

0:04:54 > 0:04:55Becky, you stand guard.

0:04:55 > 0:04:57Make a noise if someone comes.

0:04:57 > 0:04:58What, like this?

0:04:58 > 0:05:01Urrrrhhh-urrrhhh!

0:05:01 > 0:05:04Anything more pleasant, like a soft animal noise?

0:05:04 > 0:05:07How about a startled hedgehog, or a disappointed pig?

0:05:07 > 0:05:10I can't do those, I can't do animal noises.

0:05:10 > 0:05:12A burping goat, a coughing giraffe.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14Oh, yes, I can do that one.

0:05:14 > 0:05:17OK. Weird but OK. Come on.

0:05:24 > 0:05:27Wow, this thing is old!

0:05:29 > 0:05:30Hmmm.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34MACHINE BEEPS INTO LIFE

0:05:34 > 0:05:39Wow! Windows XP. It really is ancient.

0:05:41 > 0:05:45Educator, leader, statesman.

0:05:45 > 0:05:48- Is there anything you're not... - Gorilla!

0:05:48 > 0:05:49Agh!

0:05:49 > 0:05:51What...

0:05:51 > 0:05:54- Oh, you don't look like a gorilla. - I should hope not.

0:05:54 > 0:05:58But your note says you contracted gorilla-itis.

0:05:58 > 0:06:00I had to stop you before you totally chimped out.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02I'm not sick. What note?

0:06:02 > 0:06:06This note you wrote to me in Tanner's handwriting.

0:06:06 > 0:06:07Tanner!

0:06:08 > 0:06:10Gorilla-itis!

0:06:10 > 0:06:12Of all the ridiculous...

0:06:12 > 0:06:14I've had my shots of banana-cillin.

0:06:14 > 0:06:17- Tanner has tested my patience once too often.- Once? Huh!

0:06:17 > 0:06:20He has Tannered me for the last time.

0:06:20 > 0:06:23BECKY COUGHS LOUDLY

0:06:23 > 0:06:24Was that a giraffe coughing?

0:06:24 > 0:06:27That's the signal. Delete the Fs.

0:06:27 > 0:06:30That sounds nothing like a giraffe coughing.

0:06:30 > 0:06:33It's obviously a llama clearing its throat.

0:06:35 > 0:06:39Come on! Pronto, Tonto, before we get seen!

0:06:39 > 0:06:41Look at that IP address.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43Four twos and six, hilarious!

0:06:43 > 0:06:45That's it, quick!

0:06:45 > 0:06:47In a minute, I just want to laugh at the DNS settings.

0:06:47 > 0:06:49- Delete!- Aaaahhhh!

0:06:53 > 0:06:54BELLS RINGS ONCE

0:06:54 > 0:06:57COMPUTER SPEAKS: Record erasure completed.

0:06:57 > 0:06:59- Mitchell Tanner deleted.- Yes!

0:07:00 > 0:07:03Who are you? What are you doing here?

0:07:04 > 0:07:07Would you believe I'm a Mitchell Tanner lookalike?

0:07:07 > 0:07:08Who is Mitchell Tanner?

0:07:10 > 0:07:12Come on, you must remember who I am.

0:07:12 > 0:07:14I covered your office in green stuff,

0:07:14 > 0:07:17made you have a pig on your head, turned you into a toad thing.

0:07:17 > 0:07:19What are you talking about, boy? What are you doing in my school?

0:07:19 > 0:07:22Actually, maybe it's good you've forgotten all that stuff.

0:07:22 > 0:07:24Let's start again.

0:07:24 > 0:07:25I am Mitchell Tanner,

0:07:25 > 0:07:28your favourite and most handsomely rewarded student.

0:07:28 > 0:07:29- Rewarded?!- Yeah.

0:07:29 > 0:07:33You're always giving me presents and stuff, like this trophy

0:07:33 > 0:07:35and photo and that bagel.

0:07:35 > 0:07:38So how come I don't remember ever seeing you before?

0:07:38 > 0:07:42Because you've finally given away the most precious gift of all.

0:07:42 > 0:07:43Your sanity.

0:07:43 > 0:07:46I must admit I have been feeling a little fragile recently.

0:07:47 > 0:07:50Aaah! Who are you? How did you get in here?

0:07:50 > 0:07:53I'm Mitchell, you just brought me in, remember?

0:07:53 > 0:07:55I've never seen you before in my life.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57What are you doing with my things?

0:07:57 > 0:08:00Whoa, it's like you forgot all about me the minute you looked away.

0:08:00 > 0:08:03- How can I look away from you if I've never seen you before?- Good question.

0:08:03 > 0:08:06So what happens if I do this?

0:08:06 > 0:08:08MITCHELL BLOWS RASPBERRY

0:08:08 > 0:08:12- How dare you! I ought to... - What's that?- What's what?

0:08:12 > 0:08:13- Boo!- Aah!

0:08:13 > 0:08:15Who are you? How did you get in here?

0:08:15 > 0:08:17OK, I've really got to take advantage of this.

0:08:21 > 0:08:24Sausage stealer! What do you think you're...?

0:08:25 > 0:08:26Didn't I used to have a sausage?

0:08:28 > 0:08:30Now where's my rubber stamp?

0:08:30 > 0:08:32Aah!

0:08:32 > 0:08:35Now where's my rubber stamp?

0:08:36 > 0:08:38Aah!

0:08:38 > 0:08:40Now where's my rubber stamp?

0:08:40 > 0:08:41Aah!

0:08:43 > 0:08:44MITCHELL LAUGHS

0:08:45 > 0:08:47- Hey, Becks, guess what? - Oh, hello.

0:08:47 > 0:08:49I don't know what we did to Abercrombie,

0:08:49 > 0:08:50but he's blown a brain fuse.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52He keeps forgetting me and everything I do.

0:08:52 > 0:08:54That's amazing. Do you want to be my friend?

0:08:54 > 0:08:57- Say what now?- You don't have to if you don't want. I'm Becky.

0:08:57 > 0:08:58Do you want to play hopscotch?

0:08:59 > 0:09:03Ooh, five, my favourite square. Apart from the others which I like equally.

0:09:03 > 0:09:06What are you talking about? Come on, let's go freak out Abercrombie.

0:09:06 > 0:09:09Oh, hello. I'm Becky. Do you want to be my friend?

0:09:09 > 0:09:10You as well?

0:09:11 > 0:09:15Templeton, bizarre-O alert. Becky doesn't know who I am.

0:09:15 > 0:09:20- Interesting. Who are you?- What? Templeton!- That's strange.

0:09:20 > 0:09:21I'm called Templeton as well.

0:09:21 > 0:09:26No, it's me, your friend Mitchell. Come on, think. You must remember.

0:09:26 > 0:09:28We travelled in time using the clock tower.

0:09:28 > 0:09:30- Sounds unlikely. - We defeated the tooth fairy.

0:09:30 > 0:09:31Seems counterproductive.

0:09:31 > 0:09:34- Kate the evil maths robot.- Nope. - Ghosts in detention.

0:09:34 > 0:09:36Unacquainted with that situation.

0:09:36 > 0:09:38- The Grackle. - Doesn't ring a bell.- Come on!

0:09:38 > 0:09:41See here, me an the big man don't have the time

0:09:41 > 0:09:43for your ridiculous scenarios.

0:09:43 > 0:09:46You and the big man? That doesn't even make sense.

0:09:46 > 0:09:48You're big and he's... Whoa!

0:09:50 > 0:09:53You, non-student boy, get up.

0:09:53 > 0:09:56Only students are not allowed to slide face first

0:09:56 > 0:09:58along these corridors.

0:09:59 > 0:10:02- But I am a student. - I have no record of you.

0:10:02 > 0:10:03MITCHELL GASPS

0:10:03 > 0:10:08I erased my record. We can undelete it. There must be a way.

0:10:08 > 0:10:11- You have to help me. - Me, help someone? Ha!

0:10:11 > 0:10:12At least she hasn't changed.

0:10:12 > 0:10:16If you're not on the system, you don't exist.

0:10:16 > 0:10:20- Come on, now, time to go. - No, I do exist.

0:10:20 > 0:10:22I know how to prove it!

0:10:22 > 0:10:25Boy having existential crisis, come back here!

0:10:27 > 0:10:29A-ha!

0:10:29 > 0:10:32Our class photo. This is the proof I need.

0:10:32 > 0:10:35Noooo!

0:10:35 > 0:10:36I don't exist.

0:10:36 > 0:10:39I've lost everything - my life, my friends,

0:10:39 > 0:10:40my ability to be photographed.

0:10:42 > 0:10:44Could be worse, Mitchell.

0:10:44 > 0:10:49- Samia, you know who I am. - Of course. You owe me £5.

0:10:50 > 0:10:53You've still got a copy of my record.

0:10:53 > 0:10:54That's why you remember me.

0:10:54 > 0:10:57Actually, it's more to do with my accounts package,

0:10:57 > 0:11:00but we'll go with the school record thing.

0:11:00 > 0:11:02You still owe me £5.

0:11:02 > 0:11:04Tell you what, I'll give you three quid if you can help me

0:11:04 > 0:11:06get that record back on to the computer.

0:11:06 > 0:11:09Ten quid and I get my wheel off your foot.

0:11:09 > 0:11:10Your wheel isn't on my foot.

0:11:10 > 0:11:11MITCHELL GROANS

0:11:11 > 0:11:15- All right, all right. Whatever you say.- Deal, but you have to be quick.

0:11:15 > 0:11:19The memory on my computer gets overwritten

0:11:19 > 0:11:21every time I say anything.

0:11:21 > 0:11:24Anything. Anything. Anything.

0:11:24 > 0:11:27Anything. Anything. Anything.

0:11:27 > 0:11:30- Anything...- Samia! Hey!

0:11:30 > 0:11:32Anything...

0:11:32 > 0:11:33Please stop saying stuff.

0:11:33 > 0:11:36Without that record, it's as if I never existed.

0:11:36 > 0:11:38I doubt it's that bad.

0:11:38 > 0:11:41No, something's definitely wrong.

0:11:41 > 0:11:42This place seems...

0:11:44 > 0:11:48..happy. Is this what would happen if I didn't exist?

0:11:48 > 0:11:49No idea.

0:11:49 > 0:11:51Hello, children.

0:11:51 > 0:11:54Today we're having crazy class in the corridor,

0:11:54 > 0:11:59so grab your beanbags and express yourselves.

0:11:59 > 0:12:00CHEERING

0:12:06 > 0:12:08Mr B, what's going on?

0:12:08 > 0:12:13It's the headmaster's new idea. Learning through, "Hey, whatever?"

0:12:13 > 0:12:14Abercrombie thought of this?

0:12:14 > 0:12:16Abercrombie?

0:12:16 > 0:12:20Oh, he retired, said there wasn't anyone he enjoyed punishing.

0:12:20 > 0:12:22Mr Garden's headmaster now.

0:12:22 > 0:12:26That's it, kids. Do what comes naturally.

0:12:26 > 0:12:27We'll learn from you.

0:12:28 > 0:12:31Fantastic.

0:12:31 > 0:12:35With me not here, Abercrombie gave up on punishing people.

0:12:35 > 0:12:37Maybe this place is better off without me.

0:12:37 > 0:12:38Not for everyone.

0:12:38 > 0:12:41This radiator isn't quite as warm as it should be.

0:12:41 > 0:12:46Maybe there's a mystery to be solved by Becky and her imaginary pals.

0:12:46 > 0:12:47Without you here,

0:12:47 > 0:12:51I don't think Becky ever discovered the secret of Strange Hill.

0:12:51 > 0:12:54She just dreams of the adventures she never had.

0:12:55 > 0:12:58Maybe this pipe will lead us to an evil thermostat.

0:13:03 > 0:13:04Give us your dinner money.

0:13:04 > 0:13:07But I pay monthly by direct debit like everyone else.

0:13:07 > 0:13:10That's why we're going to give you this cash, so we can steal it back.

0:13:11 > 0:13:15Hey! What sort of bullies give people stuff to steal back?

0:13:15 > 0:13:18Don't ask us, yo. We is just following orders, innit?

0:13:18 > 0:13:19Foolish stranger.

0:13:19 > 0:13:21We work for the head bully -

0:13:21 > 0:13:24the evil genius who really runs this place.

0:13:25 > 0:13:26Yo, dawgs.

0:13:26 > 0:13:28Who's dissing T-Time.

0:13:28 > 0:13:30MITCHELL LAUGHS

0:13:30 > 0:13:32Your gangster name is T-Time?

0:13:33 > 0:13:36That's hardly threatening. In fact, it sounds quite pleasant.

0:13:36 > 0:13:40Don't diss T-Time or we'll be forced to give you some biscuits.

0:13:40 > 0:13:41Yo!

0:13:41 > 0:13:45- OK, maybe things were better when I existed.- Get them!

0:13:45 > 0:13:46MITCHELL SCREAMS

0:13:47 > 0:13:49Come on.

0:13:49 > 0:13:50SCREAMING

0:13:53 > 0:13:56I love those henchmen. They really are excellent at henching.

0:13:58 > 0:14:01OK, so Becky's lonely, Garden's headmaster and Templeton's

0:14:01 > 0:14:04the head bully, but there's still something bothering me.

0:14:04 > 0:14:05What's that?

0:14:05 > 0:14:07Well, if I never existed, what happened to all of the...?

0:14:10 > 0:14:12..Monsters I defeated?!

0:14:12 > 0:14:13The Grackle is backle.

0:14:15 > 0:14:16GRACKLE CACKLES

0:14:16 > 0:14:17THEY SCREAM

0:14:20 > 0:14:22Monster-fighting service fee - 18 quid.

0:14:25 > 0:14:26THEY SCREAM

0:14:27 > 0:14:30I'm confused. Are we chasing people or being chased?

0:14:30 > 0:14:33It don't matter, just run, innit?

0:14:33 > 0:14:34THEY SCREAM

0:14:35 > 0:14:36GRACKLE CACKLES

0:14:39 > 0:14:42There's something strange going on here, make-believe chums.

0:14:42 > 0:14:43We're close. I know it.

0:14:47 > 0:14:51Don't fight the tentacles, kids. They're only expressing themselves.

0:14:55 > 0:14:58- We have to reload my record on to the system. Now!- £5.

0:14:58 > 0:14:59Put it on my tab.

0:14:59 > 0:15:01Eat my...

0:15:01 > 0:15:02SCREAMING

0:15:05 > 0:15:07Right, how do we do this?

0:15:07 > 0:15:10We'll have to bypass the security protocols then

0:15:10 > 0:15:13- hack into the main records' archive. - I meant how do we turn it on?

0:15:13 > 0:15:14- The power button.- Clever.

0:15:16 > 0:15:19My hand's fading. What's happening?!

0:15:19 > 0:15:21Sorry. Who are you? Why am I in here?

0:15:22 > 0:15:24Not you too! Samia, it's Mitchell.

0:15:24 > 0:15:26Remember me. Look at your screen.

0:15:28 > 0:15:33Of course, yes. Mitchell. The boy who owes me 38 quid. Now, your record.

0:15:33 > 0:15:37- It's been overwritten. When it goes...- I go, for good.

0:15:37 > 0:15:40We've got to get it uploaded before I disappear.

0:15:42 > 0:15:46- Must I do everything? - For a price, yeah. Apparently.

0:15:50 > 0:15:51Hold on.

0:15:56 > 0:15:58Wahoo!

0:15:58 > 0:16:02You're not charging me more if I'm enjoying this, are you?

0:16:06 > 0:16:07Oh!

0:16:08 > 0:16:12This is the main record archive. Your file goes there.

0:16:12 > 0:16:14I just hope this place has no defences.

0:16:17 > 0:16:19Uh-oh, velocipedes.

0:16:19 > 0:16:22What's that, like centipedes? I'm better at Donkey Kong.

0:16:22 > 0:16:27This is like a video game, except your very existence depends on it.

0:16:27 > 0:16:28Oh, so it is like Donkey Kong.

0:16:37 > 0:16:40Take this. It's your record. Don't Mitchell this up.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50MITCHELL SCREAMS

0:16:50 > 0:16:51Mitchell!

0:16:58 > 0:17:03I'm back. I've got feet. I've got hands. I've got elbows!

0:17:03 > 0:17:04Beautiful elbows.

0:17:06 > 0:17:08What? You've never seen a guy kissing his own elbows before?

0:17:08 > 0:17:11- Maybe a couple of times. - Tanner!- Hey!

0:17:11 > 0:17:16- Abs. You're back.- Oh, get off me, Tanner, get off!- You remember me.

0:17:16 > 0:17:18- You know my name.- Eh?

0:17:20 > 0:17:23Looks like everything's back the way it was. Whoa!

0:17:23 > 0:17:25Come on, make-believe pals.

0:17:25 > 0:17:27Let's investigate the mystery of this broken pencil.

0:17:27 > 0:17:30What mysterious forces snapped it in half?

0:17:30 > 0:17:32Was it destiny this writing instrument

0:17:32 > 0:17:35should be snapped like a pencil?

0:17:36 > 0:17:40Henchmen, give her invisible friends an imaginary wedgie.

0:17:40 > 0:17:44- Yo!- No, please. not the pretend underpants. Aah!

0:17:46 > 0:17:47Something's wrong.

0:17:47 > 0:17:49Why isn't the world back to normal?

0:17:49 > 0:17:51At least we got rid of the monsters, right?

0:17:53 > 0:17:58Mitchell, Samia, it is time for you to join the system.

0:17:59 > 0:18:01SCREAMING

0:18:01 > 0:18:04I don't get it. I exist now.

0:18:04 > 0:18:06I stopped all these guys. Why are they still here?

0:18:07 > 0:18:11Anyone fancy a game of hide and shriek?

0:18:12 > 0:18:14SCREAMING

0:18:16 > 0:18:20- But I helped Peter, he became our friend.- Notice you said our friend.

0:18:22 > 0:18:25Mitchell, it wasn't just you who helped Peter

0:18:25 > 0:18:28and it wasn't just you who fought all the monsters.

0:18:28 > 0:18:30It was never just you.

0:18:31 > 0:18:35It was the three of us. I've got to get the gang back together.

0:18:35 > 0:18:40Helping you reach an obvious conclusion - nine quid, please.

0:18:40 > 0:18:42SCREAMING

0:18:45 > 0:18:50Submit to the evil dominion of the Tooth Fairy. Stop laughing at me.

0:18:52 > 0:18:53Come on.

0:18:55 > 0:18:56Yum. Yum, yum, yum.

0:18:58 > 0:19:00SCREAMING

0:19:06 > 0:19:10Look, I don't have time to explain, but us three have to become

0:19:10 > 0:19:13best friends in the next couple of minutes or we're all finished!

0:19:13 > 0:19:16- OK, we'll do it. - At last, real human friends.

0:19:16 > 0:19:22- Not us three, us three.- Oh.- Oh.

0:19:22 > 0:19:24No way, he's mean and weird.

0:19:24 > 0:19:27I'm weird. At least I don't go round giving people dinner money just

0:19:27 > 0:19:29so I can steal it off them.

0:19:29 > 0:19:30Yes, you do. That was you.

0:19:33 > 0:19:38- Come on. What happened to you guys? - He's a bully, he stole my homework.

0:19:38 > 0:19:39Only to correct it.

0:19:39 > 0:19:40With the wrong answers.

0:19:40 > 0:19:44They were the right answers, just not to those particular questions.

0:19:47 > 0:19:49We need to get together.

0:19:49 > 0:19:53In my reality, the three of us save the school constantly.

0:19:53 > 0:19:54He's got the wrong people.

0:19:54 > 0:19:57I'm not a hero, I'm just a very enthusiastic girl.

0:19:57 > 0:19:59But thanks zillions for considering me.

0:19:59 > 0:20:01And I'm nothing without people to hench for me.

0:20:01 > 0:20:03Look, I can't explain it.

0:20:03 > 0:20:05I don't know why, but when the three of us get together,

0:20:05 > 0:20:08we're rock solid, like the three sides of a square.

0:20:08 > 0:20:13- You mean a circle.- A triangle, for goodness' sake, it's a triangle!

0:20:13 > 0:20:20Mm, actually, that did feel right somehow. Maybe we are supposed to...

0:20:20 > 0:20:21SCREAMING

0:20:21 > 0:20:23I hate to sound like an after-school special,

0:20:23 > 0:20:26but only our friendship can beat these monsters.

0:20:26 > 0:20:28I'm glad there aren't that many people around to hear that.

0:20:28 > 0:20:29MITCHELL SCREAMS

0:20:30 > 0:20:32TEMPLETON SCREAMS

0:20:32 > 0:20:36Too late. The school is ours and there's nothing you can do about it.

0:20:36 > 0:20:37Tell that to my bling.

0:20:40 > 0:20:42- You missed me. - Who says I was aiming for you?

0:20:44 > 0:20:46A-ha! Treasure.

0:20:46 > 0:20:50Mitchell, the Mystical Pencil of Balthazar,

0:20:50 > 0:20:52at least that's what I'm calling it now, catch.

0:20:58 > 0:21:01Fools. You can't defeat all of us.

0:21:01 > 0:21:03You're forgetting one important fact.

0:21:03 > 0:21:05We already have.

0:21:10 > 0:21:11Yum.

0:21:16 > 0:21:19Well, looks like everything's back to normal. Finally.

0:21:19 > 0:21:22All we had to do was believe in ourselves.

0:21:22 > 0:21:25- That's all anyone needs to achieve anything.- Are you sure about that?

0:21:25 > 0:21:28Yes. No need for practice or hard work.

0:21:28 > 0:21:30All you need is blind self-belief.

0:21:30 > 0:21:31It's a terrible lesson.

0:21:31 > 0:21:33So now we're back together,

0:21:33 > 0:21:36how about we think of a way to delete all those Fs off my record?

0:21:36 > 0:21:37Mitchell...

0:21:39 > 0:21:42This one's on me.

0:21:49 > 0:21:51# What if you were never born?

0:21:51 > 0:21:53# What if you didn't exist?

0:21:53 > 0:21:55# Maybe you'd create a storm

0:21:55 > 0:21:58# Or maybe you wouldn't even be missed. #