Tweezers

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0:00:06 > 0:00:09Here they come, my two intrepid explorers...

0:00:10 > 0:00:12..Charlotte and Lokesh.

0:00:12 > 0:00:14I'm their Great Aunt Lizzie, you see,

0:00:14 > 0:00:18and I wonder which one is coming to see me today.

0:00:18 > 0:00:19Your turn!

0:00:20 > 0:00:22Ah, so it's Charlotte.

0:00:22 > 0:00:24Hello, Charlotte.

0:00:24 > 0:00:26Hello, Great Aunt Lizzie.

0:00:32 > 0:00:34Once upon a time, I travelled

0:00:34 > 0:00:39the world, discovering treasures from long ago and far away,

0:00:39 > 0:00:41and no end of stories to remind me.

0:00:44 > 0:00:47But my most precious possession of all

0:00:47 > 0:00:51is my extraordinary collection of teacups.

0:01:04 > 0:01:05Here we are.

0:01:07 > 0:01:09No time to count to the clouds.

0:01:09 > 0:01:12Let's have a nice cup of tea and a story.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14But first, we need the teacup.

0:01:16 > 0:01:17But which one?

0:01:31 > 0:01:33- That one.- Ah.

0:01:34 > 0:01:36The Viking tweezers.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38The Vikings used tweezers?

0:01:38 > 0:01:42Yes. Without them, the Vikings might not have conquered as much

0:01:42 > 0:01:44of the world as they did.

0:01:44 > 0:01:46Because of tweezers?

0:01:46 > 0:01:48Yes, because of tweezers.

0:01:49 > 0:01:52Can I smell flapjack, Great Aunt Lizzie?

0:01:52 > 0:01:55You'll have to wait and see.

0:01:55 > 0:01:57So let me tell you the story of

0:01:57 > 0:02:01Charlotte and the Adventure of the Viking Tweezers.

0:02:02 > 0:02:06The story of how little things have great consequences.

0:02:08 > 0:02:12And it all happened in the land of wild, forested mountains,

0:02:12 > 0:02:14and shimmering fjords.

0:02:36 > 0:02:39The rising sun was burning off the morning mist,

0:02:39 > 0:02:44and all around was the soft, bright hum of spring...

0:02:44 > 0:02:48when Charlotte began to hear what sounded like a disagreement.

0:02:48 > 0:02:51- But it's a big day tomorrow, Osmund. A big day.- Oh, I know.

0:02:51 > 0:02:53- Come on, let me see it.- Get off!

0:02:53 > 0:02:55- It can't be that bad.- Not that bad?

0:02:55 > 0:02:59I'm supposed to lead King Harald Fairhair's army in the morning -

0:02:59 > 0:03:02I can't pick up my sword and fight the enemy.

0:03:02 > 0:03:05- Think about it, it's only a... - It's only what, Einar?

0:03:05 > 0:03:07HE SIGHS

0:03:07 > 0:03:09Well, what are you going to do?

0:03:11 > 0:03:12I don't know.

0:03:12 > 0:03:16I'm the king's champion, and I can't even lift my sword.

0:03:17 > 0:03:18CRACK!

0:03:19 > 0:03:21What's that?

0:03:21 > 0:03:24Which seemed like a good moment for Charlotte to see

0:03:24 > 0:03:25what all the fuss was.

0:03:25 > 0:03:27Excuse me?

0:03:27 > 0:03:30The two warriors rose as big as giants.

0:03:31 > 0:03:34But they weren't so scary as to frighten Charlotte.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

0:03:36 > 0:03:39I was travelling to the sea, I noticed you complaining.

0:03:39 > 0:03:42I don't complain. I'm King Harald's champion.

0:03:42 > 0:03:47- You were shouting about your hand. - No!- No, no, no.- But I thought...

0:03:47 > 0:03:48- No, no.- It's nothing.

0:03:48 > 0:03:53- How is it nothing if you can't lift your sword?- Just a splinter.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55- Einar!- A splinter? That's easy.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57I can fix that with a pair of tweezers.

0:03:57 > 0:04:01- I use them all the time.- Oh, you're a shield maiden?

0:04:01 > 0:04:05She can't be. A real shield maiden would have real Viking tweezers.

0:04:05 > 0:04:09You can't fix the sword hand of Osmund the Brave with those.

0:04:09 > 0:04:11He's very precious about his sword hand.

0:04:11 > 0:04:16I've already told you, you've got to go to Svanhild, the shield maiden.

0:04:16 > 0:04:19How would I get there? If anyone sees my splinter, they'll

0:04:19 > 0:04:23think the gods are against us and disaster will be ours.

0:04:23 > 0:04:27Then, Charlotte realised there was more than one way to help.

0:04:27 > 0:04:29Why don't I go and ask her to come here?

0:04:29 > 0:04:31That'd be very helpful, thank you.

0:04:31 > 0:04:33I'll be as quick as quick as I can.

0:04:33 > 0:04:36So off she went in search of the shield maiden

0:04:36 > 0:04:39and the right kind of tweezers.

0:04:41 > 0:04:44Charlotte came to another little house,

0:04:44 > 0:04:46only to find a woman rushing out of the door.

0:04:46 > 0:04:48- Hello.- Hello.

0:04:48 > 0:04:51Are you coming along to join the army, too, dearie?

0:04:51 > 0:04:55No, it seems like a very good army, but I'm not sure I'd fit in.

0:04:55 > 0:04:58Nonsense. You could be a shield maiden, like me.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00You're the shield maiden?

0:05:00 > 0:05:02Thank goodness. You see,

0:05:02 > 0:05:07I've come because Osmund the Brave needs a shield maiden.

0:05:07 > 0:05:08(He's got a splinter.)

0:05:08 > 0:05:10A splinter?

0:05:10 > 0:05:13And I suppose he won't come and see me himself

0:05:13 > 0:05:17because if anyone sees his hand all bandaged up,

0:05:17 > 0:05:20they'll think of the gods are against us?

0:05:22 > 0:05:24Nonsense.

0:05:24 > 0:05:28Truth is, he can fight the terrifying Saxon hordes,

0:05:28 > 0:05:31but is scared of a pair of tweezers.

0:05:31 > 0:05:34He's not the first, I've heard it all before.

0:05:34 > 0:05:38I tried to use these, but he said they were the wrong kind.

0:05:38 > 0:05:39Let me see.

0:05:41 > 0:05:44Well, I can't hang around for a man with a splinter,

0:05:44 > 0:05:46and you seem to know what you're doing.

0:05:46 > 0:05:48These are my old ones.

0:05:48 > 0:05:50You take them,

0:05:50 > 0:05:54because when you have these, you are a shield maiden.

0:05:54 > 0:05:55Thank you.

0:05:55 > 0:05:57They were certainly tweezers,

0:05:57 > 0:06:01but so much clunkier than any she'd seen before.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03And when Charlotte looked up,

0:06:03 > 0:06:05Svanhild was gone.

0:06:05 > 0:06:07But what IS a shield maiden?

0:06:07 > 0:06:10None of that mattered now - Charlotte had

0:06:10 > 0:06:12the right kind of tweezers,

0:06:12 > 0:06:16so helping Osmond the Brave with his splinter would be a doddle.

0:06:16 > 0:06:19I couldn't get the shield maiden,

0:06:19 > 0:06:21but I got the right kind of tweezers.

0:06:21 > 0:06:25He's not here. He said he needed to talk to the old gods beneath the

0:06:25 > 0:06:26Misty Mountains.

0:06:27 > 0:06:31If you told me where he is, I could go and find him and...

0:06:31 > 0:06:32And what? Hm?

0:06:32 > 0:06:37Give him that hard stare of yours so he can sit all nice and sweetie pie

0:06:37 > 0:06:39while you take out the splinter?

0:06:39 > 0:06:43How on earth could she persuade the mightiest warrior

0:06:43 > 0:06:45in the Viking world not to be scared

0:06:45 > 0:06:48of a splinter and a pair of tweezers?

0:06:48 > 0:06:52It wasn't quite lunchtime and, goodness, Charlotte was confused.

0:06:53 > 0:06:55How's the flapjack?

0:06:55 > 0:06:57Delicious. The thing is,

0:06:57 > 0:07:01I don't understand why a mighty warrior would be afraid

0:07:01 > 0:07:03of a splinter and a pair of tweezers.

0:07:03 > 0:07:06Was it the splinter, or is it the tweezers?

0:07:06 > 0:07:09I don't know. He's already got a splinter.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11So I think he's afraid of the tweezers.

0:07:11 > 0:07:14Even though he knows they'll make him better?

0:07:14 > 0:07:16He thinks it'll hurt.

0:07:16 > 0:07:18Well, he imagines it'll hurt.

0:07:18 > 0:07:20Every time, he imagined it worse.

0:07:21 > 0:07:23So he gets more and more frightened?

0:07:23 > 0:07:27- Exactly.- If only he could stop imagining for a minute.

0:07:27 > 0:07:29Charlotte already had the tweezers.

0:07:29 > 0:07:33She would never give up without trying to help Osmund the Brave,

0:07:33 > 0:07:35would she?

0:07:42 > 0:07:46So off went Charlotte in her hat, bag and boots...

0:07:49 > 0:07:52..along the forest footpath...

0:07:54 > 0:07:56..and up the Misty Mountain Trail.

0:08:01 > 0:08:03When she was almost out of breath...

0:08:06 > 0:08:08..the path ran out.

0:08:13 > 0:08:16Charlotte took a deep breath.

0:08:24 > 0:08:25TENSE MUSIC

0:08:40 > 0:08:41BATS SQUEAK AND FLUTTER

0:08:56 > 0:08:59At last, Charlotte stood high on a rock,

0:08:59 > 0:09:02towering over 100 snaking fjords.

0:09:06 > 0:09:09But there was no time to stand and stare,

0:09:09 > 0:09:12Charlotte had to find Osmund the Brave.

0:09:16 > 0:09:20On the edge of a wooded hollow beneath the Misty Mountain,

0:09:20 > 0:09:21she saw a woman eating.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25Raspberries? Would you like some?

0:09:25 > 0:09:29No, thank you. I'm looking for a man named Osmund.

0:09:29 > 0:09:33He's very tall, and he had a bandage on his hand.

0:09:33 > 0:09:37Oh, yeah? Why would a stranger be looking for the king's champion

0:09:37 > 0:09:38on the eve of a battle?

0:09:41 > 0:09:44(He's got a splinter, and he needs help.)

0:09:44 > 0:09:48I'm not going to give him away to the first person who comes along

0:09:48 > 0:09:52telling me what I already know. Why are you so special?

0:09:52 > 0:09:54Do you have a special potion?

0:09:55 > 0:09:58- I've got these. - You're a shield maiden?

0:09:58 > 0:10:00Why didn't you say?

0:10:00 > 0:10:02I'm so sorry. What was I thinking?

0:10:03 > 0:10:05The king's champion - of course.

0:10:05 > 0:10:07He's down in the gorge over yonder,

0:10:07 > 0:10:10looking for bees to bathe his hand in honey.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12Does he think that'll help?

0:10:12 > 0:10:15I told him he needs to get the splinter out first,

0:10:15 > 0:10:16but he's stubborn.

0:10:16 > 0:10:19You'll need more than a little persuasion for that one.

0:10:19 > 0:10:22You could maybe try distraction?

0:10:22 > 0:10:25By getting him to think about something else? But how?

0:10:27 > 0:10:30No idea. But then, I'm not a shield maiden.

0:10:30 > 0:10:31Raspberry?

0:10:33 > 0:10:35I'll think of something.

0:10:35 > 0:10:38Though in her heart, she wasn't sure what.

0:10:38 > 0:10:41- Thank you. Goodbye.- Goodbye.

0:10:44 > 0:10:45On went Charlotte...

0:10:47 > 0:10:49..in her hat, bag and boots...

0:11:00 > 0:11:02..to where the distant sound of a waterfall

0:11:02 > 0:11:05mingled with the buzz of wild bees.

0:11:05 > 0:11:07- BUZZING - Come on, bees!

0:11:07 > 0:11:09I really need honey to make my hand better.

0:11:17 > 0:11:19- Hello, friend.- Hello.

0:11:19 > 0:11:21I've got these.

0:11:23 > 0:11:24May I?

0:11:24 > 0:11:27You're a real shield maiden now?

0:11:27 > 0:11:30Well, yes, but I don't exactly know what a shield maiden is.

0:11:30 > 0:11:33Can you tell me about them and what they do?

0:11:33 > 0:11:37Yes. The shield maidens are some of the most important people

0:11:37 > 0:11:41in our army. We'd have lost many a battle without the shield maidens

0:11:41 > 0:11:45there to fix the wounded. They even join the fight if they have to.

0:11:45 > 0:11:48I remember the Battle of Hafrsfjord.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50You should have seen their army

0:11:50 > 0:11:52pouring down to the sea to greet us

0:11:52 > 0:11:53with their axes.

0:11:54 > 0:11:58What? You did it. But I didn't feel a thing.

0:11:58 > 0:12:00Not one thing.

0:12:00 > 0:12:02Oh, my hand feels better already.

0:12:02 > 0:12:05Thank you. Thank you, thank you.

0:12:05 > 0:12:08The greatest shield maiden I have ever met.

0:12:08 > 0:12:12You're very welcome.

0:12:12 > 0:12:13May I?

0:12:13 > 0:12:14CLICK!

0:12:14 > 0:12:17And that was that - the whole kit and caboodle,

0:12:17 > 0:12:19Charlotte and the Viking Tweezers.

0:12:19 > 0:12:23I don't think I'd really like to be a shield maiden.

0:12:23 > 0:12:26- Why not?- Those Viking warriors would have been scary.

0:12:26 > 0:12:28Especially with splinters.

0:12:28 > 0:12:31Were they really frightened of splinters?

0:12:31 > 0:12:34Yes. To row across the sea into battle, you'd need

0:12:34 > 0:12:38strong hands. Keeping them healthy was as important as having water.

0:12:38 > 0:12:42I suppose that meant the shield maidens were very important.

0:12:42 > 0:12:45The Vikings couldn't have done without them.

0:12:45 > 0:12:46Crikey, is that the time?!

0:12:46 > 0:12:49We'd better get going. SHE LAUGHS

0:12:51 > 0:12:53Well, who else are they for? Come on.

0:13:01 > 0:13:03Now, how did that get there?

0:13:03 > 0:13:05Home time, Charlotte.

0:13:11 > 0:13:13Thanks, Great Aunt Lizzie.

0:13:13 > 0:13:15- Cheery-bye, Charlotte. ALL:- Bye.