Loki's Castle

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0:00:04 > 0:00:07- Fontaine.- What is it?

0:00:07 > 0:00:09Our least favourite attention-seeking showman,

0:00:09 > 0:00:11Devil Daniels.

0:00:11 > 0:00:12Ugh!

0:00:12 > 0:00:14'Behold, loyal viewers.

0:00:14 > 0:00:19'My underwater drone camera recently discovered an ancient Viking

0:00:19 > 0:00:22'shipwreck laden with treasure.

0:00:22 > 0:00:24'A good day to be Devil Daniels,

0:00:24 > 0:00:27'adventurer, monster hunter,

0:00:27 > 0:00:29'man of action!'

0:00:29 > 0:00:33Phony, self-centred, man of annoyance.

0:00:33 > 0:00:36'It's hidden deep within the hydrothermal vents

0:00:36 > 0:00:39'in the North Atlantic known as Loki's Castle,

0:00:39 > 0:00:42'but only I know exactly where.

0:00:42 > 0:00:45'The local government have wisely entrusted me,

0:00:45 > 0:00:49'Devil Daniels, with the task of raising the treasure.'

0:00:49 > 0:00:53Devil Daniels? Trusted with something priceless and fragile?

0:00:54 > 0:00:57That's pretty much the worst idea ever.

0:00:59 > 0:01:02Time to call the monster hunter.

0:01:02 > 0:01:05'Ah! William Nekton.'

0:01:05 > 0:01:09Mr Daniels, we'd like to help you raise that Viking treasure.

0:01:09 > 0:01:11HE SNIGGERS

0:01:11 > 0:01:15'And why would a charismatic solo adventurer like me need help?'

0:01:15 > 0:01:20Because we have experience with this sort of delicate operation.

0:01:20 > 0:01:21And... How do I put this?

0:01:21 > 0:01:24We're worried you'll turn an incredible ancient ship

0:01:24 > 0:01:26into little, broken pieces of ancient ship.

0:01:26 > 0:01:30'Do they call me Devil Daniels the clumsy?

0:01:30 > 0:01:35'No, I'm Devil Daniels, treasure hunter!

0:01:35 > 0:01:37'At least I am this week.'

0:01:37 > 0:01:38Daniels, look out!

0:01:38 > 0:01:41'Is that a threat, Fontaine?'

0:01:41 > 0:01:42HE GAGS

0:01:42 > 0:01:45- THEY GASP - 'Arr!'

0:01:45 > 0:01:46Mad Madeline!

0:01:46 > 0:01:48'That's right!

0:01:48 > 0:01:52'And there's nothing you can do cos us pirates is smarter than you.'

0:01:52 > 0:01:55P-uh-lease! My fish is smarter than you.

0:01:56 > 0:01:57'Why you little...!'

0:01:57 > 0:02:00'And about that treasure, Nektons...

0:02:00 > 0:02:03'It belongs to Captain Hammerhead now!'

0:02:03 > 0:02:07HE LAUGHS EVILLY

0:02:08 > 0:02:12My family are explorers. We have been for generations.

0:02:12 > 0:02:14While others look up to the stars,

0:02:14 > 0:02:16we know there are an infinite number of things that shine

0:02:16 > 0:02:18in the darkness below.

0:02:18 > 0:02:22There are things lurking in the seas that long ago vanished into myth.

0:02:22 > 0:02:26My family are explorers, and we explore...the deep.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40We won't stand by while you kidnap someone.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43'What? This ain't about the treasure?

0:02:43 > 0:02:45'You want Devil Daniels?

0:02:45 > 0:02:47- DANIELS MUMBLES - 'Have you met him?'

0:02:47 > 0:02:50People are more important than treasure. Even Daniels.

0:02:50 > 0:02:54HE LAUGHS

0:02:54 > 0:02:56'Now that's funny!

0:02:57 > 0:03:02'Excuse me, I've got plunder to, well, you know, plunder.'

0:03:03 > 0:03:05- Can we track the Dark Orca?- No.

0:03:05 > 0:03:07Their sonar evasion technology is too effective.

0:03:07 > 0:03:10Well, we may not know exactly where the treasure is,

0:03:10 > 0:03:12but we do know it's somewhere within Loki's Castle.

0:03:12 > 0:03:14Setting a course there now.

0:03:15 > 0:03:17Uh, Mr Hammerhead, excuse me.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19Look, if this isn't going to be about me

0:03:19 > 0:03:23rescuing the treasure, perhaps we could focus on the antagonistic

0:03:23 > 0:03:26relationship between you and the Nektons.

0:03:26 > 0:03:27What?

0:03:27 > 0:03:30"Man of action brings archenemies face-to-face

0:03:30 > 0:03:33"in mammoth underwater confrontation!"

0:03:33 > 0:03:35Get him out of here!

0:03:35 > 0:03:37I've already got me own plans for the Nektons.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48Get that treasure now!

0:03:48 > 0:03:51And load it up quick if you want to earn your 1% share.

0:03:56 > 0:03:58Loki's Castle covers a large area.

0:03:58 > 0:04:00We could be searching for days.

0:04:00 > 0:04:03Can we track those traces of diesel fuel the Dark Orca's

0:04:03 > 0:04:05- always leaking? - Analysing the water outside.

0:04:07 > 0:04:10There. Paraffins, naphthalenes and alkylbenzenes,

0:04:10 > 0:04:12all of the elements found in diesel.

0:04:12 > 0:04:13Follow that trail!

0:04:17 > 0:04:18Careful!

0:04:18 > 0:04:21A single piece of that treasure gets left behind, so do you!

0:04:21 > 0:04:23- BEEPING - Huh?

0:04:23 > 0:04:27Heads up, Captain, The Aronnax is on its way.

0:04:27 > 0:04:30Perfect. They're doing just what we want them to do.

0:04:37 > 0:04:39Everyone clear on the plan?

0:04:39 > 0:04:42You board The Orca and grab Daniels, I return him to The Aronnax.

0:04:42 > 0:04:44I disable The Orca's propellers to hold it

0:04:44 > 0:04:46until the authorities arrive.

0:04:46 > 0:04:47And I'll sit here piloting

0:04:47 > 0:04:49just because it's Fontaine's turn to have fun.

0:04:49 > 0:04:53We're not having fun, Ant, we're on a mission.

0:04:53 > 0:04:55The most fun mission ever.

0:04:55 > 0:04:57Err... Not helping, Fontaine.

0:05:06 > 0:05:08Hey!

0:05:08 > 0:05:10Guys... I'm trapped!

0:05:10 > 0:05:11Kaiko!

0:05:14 > 0:05:17Hammerhead, release Kaiko now.

0:05:17 > 0:05:18Hammerhead!

0:05:18 > 0:05:20I'm coming, Dad!

0:05:20 > 0:05:22Looks like you'll need my help after all.

0:05:22 > 0:05:23Autopilot on.

0:05:34 > 0:05:36SHE LAUGHS EVILLY

0:05:43 > 0:05:45Welcome aboard!

0:05:45 > 0:05:48HE LAUGHS EVILLY

0:05:51 > 0:05:54For a job like this, you'll need the magnet.

0:05:55 > 0:05:57Incoming...

0:06:00 > 0:06:04Danny Boy, hail Finn and give us eyes in The Orca moon pool.

0:06:08 > 0:06:09Hm.

0:06:09 > 0:06:11You don't look so smart.

0:06:13 > 0:06:14Aah...

0:06:14 > 0:06:15I'm coming, Mom!

0:06:17 > 0:06:20At least I've got a good vantage point on the treasure. Huh?

0:06:20 > 0:06:24'Oh, well done, Nektons, you opened a door.'

0:06:24 > 0:06:27Um, guys, Hammerhead's on The Aronnax.

0:06:27 > 0:06:30BOTH: He's what?!

0:06:30 > 0:06:34- Get off our ship, Hammerhead. - 'Oh, I don't think so, Mrs Nekton.'

0:06:34 > 0:06:37In fact, I think it could use a new name.

0:06:37 > 0:06:40Is calling it The Hammerhead too modest?

0:06:40 > 0:06:41I like it, Captain.

0:06:41 > 0:06:42It sounds strong.

0:06:42 > 0:06:45We'll show you strong, Hammerhead.

0:06:45 > 0:06:46Ant, Will.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50What the blazes are they doing?

0:06:54 > 0:06:58Nektons! Get off my Dark Orca!

0:06:58 > 0:06:59Your Dark Orca?

0:07:00 > 0:07:02Not any more.

0:07:02 > 0:07:04'Finn, call the guards!'

0:07:04 > 0:07:05Aye-aye, Captain.

0:07:07 > 0:07:09- HE LAUGHS - Stop right there!

0:07:09 > 0:07:12Finn, we got the Nektons.

0:07:15 > 0:07:16Eh?

0:07:18 > 0:07:21Captain, the guards say they've apprehended the...

0:07:21 > 0:07:23- BANGING - What the...?

0:07:23 > 0:07:25FRIGHTENED STUTTERING, BANGING

0:07:25 > 0:07:27YELLING

0:07:29 > 0:07:32METAL CLANKING

0:07:33 > 0:07:36Back off! I'll defend my home...

0:07:38 > 0:07:41..to the point where I'm clearly outnumbered.

0:07:42 > 0:07:44Ah, Fontaine!

0:07:44 > 0:07:47- My favourite Nekton.- Ugh.

0:07:47 > 0:07:50- Where did you put my crew? - The- brig. We don't have a brig.

0:07:50 > 0:07:54A dark dirty room with no windows that smells of old dead things?

0:07:54 > 0:07:56Ah, that's the kitchen.

0:07:56 > 0:07:58Where's Devil Daniels?

0:07:58 > 0:08:01I don't know, probably somewhere he can't be heard.

0:08:01 > 0:08:03He got pretty annoying pretty quickly.

0:08:03 > 0:08:06Yeah, he does that. Don't worry, I'll find him.

0:08:06 > 0:08:08- ELECTRIC CRACKLING - Ah!

0:08:08 > 0:08:10Loose wire. It does that.

0:08:10 > 0:08:13Ant, I need to go now to work this heap.

0:08:13 > 0:08:14See if there's a manual.

0:08:14 > 0:08:17'Is this the end of Devil Daniels?'

0:08:17 > 0:08:19Imprisoned, without a glimmer of hope.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21DOOR OPENS

0:08:21 > 0:08:25When suddenly, a daring rescue by my favourite Nekton!

0:08:25 > 0:08:29I can un-rescue you just as easily if you keep talking.

0:08:32 > 0:08:34'Nektons, what do you think you're doing?

0:08:34 > 0:08:36'Surrender now and we may decide

0:08:36 > 0:08:39'to leave your precious home in one piece.'

0:08:39 > 0:08:42That treasure doesn't belong to you or your pirates, Hammerhead.

0:08:42 > 0:08:45'You think you're going to take me treasure away?

0:08:45 > 0:08:49'Do I have to remind you about your treasure, Nektons?

0:08:49 > 0:08:53'I know you keep something rare and valuable in your safe.

0:08:53 > 0:08:54'And soon it'll be mine.

0:08:54 > 0:08:56'You want to play the hard way?

0:08:56 > 0:09:00'Let's play the hard way!'

0:09:01 > 0:09:05Will, what if Hammerhead gets his hands on The Chronicle Of The Deep?

0:09:05 > 0:09:09I've upgraded the security system, nobody could get into that safe.

0:09:12 > 0:09:15- SHE SNIGGERS - Watch and learn, fish.

0:09:17 > 0:09:22There is no safe in the world that Mad Madeline can't crack!

0:09:24 > 0:09:25Huh?

0:09:25 > 0:09:30- WHINING:- But there's no safe in the world that Mad Madeline can't crack.

0:09:31 > 0:09:33Hm.

0:09:33 > 0:09:35Maybe I don't have to crack it.

0:09:35 > 0:09:38Maybe I can get them to open it for me.

0:09:38 > 0:09:42All I need is a bargaining chip.

0:09:42 > 0:09:44Come here, you!

0:09:45 > 0:09:47Huh?

0:09:48 > 0:09:49Arr!

0:09:50 > 0:09:54- We need to find an advantage. - I've already found one.- What's that?

0:09:54 > 0:09:57A list of every type of torpedo on board.

0:09:58 > 0:10:01Find something that won't damage our home.

0:10:01 > 0:10:02I already have.

0:10:02 > 0:10:05It's called The Gooper.

0:10:07 > 0:10:10Arr! We're under attack!

0:10:12 > 0:10:14The Gooper?

0:10:14 > 0:10:15Those scoundrels!

0:10:15 > 0:10:18Danny Boy, return fire!

0:10:18 > 0:10:20Returning fire, Captain.

0:10:20 > 0:10:22Eh...

0:10:22 > 0:10:24Captain, this sub's got nothing.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27No torpedoes, no lasers, no well-trained sharks.

0:10:27 > 0:10:30But how do they take whatever they want

0:10:30 > 0:10:32and destroy anyone in their path?

0:10:32 > 0:10:35Maybe they don't. But with our weapons, they can now.

0:10:35 > 0:10:37BOOM!

0:10:37 > 0:10:40Turn, retreat!

0:10:42 > 0:10:43Yes!

0:10:43 > 0:10:46Gooped them again. SHE LAUGHS

0:10:46 > 0:10:50Attention, everyone. Your director is here.

0:10:50 > 0:10:52Devil Daniels discovers ancient treasure,

0:10:52 > 0:10:55gets captured by a horde of ruthless pirates,

0:10:55 > 0:11:00escapes imprisonment and arrives just in time to save the day.

0:11:00 > 0:11:03- All we need is...an explosion!- No!

0:11:05 > 0:11:07What torpedo was that?

0:11:07 > 0:11:08Ah!

0:11:08 > 0:11:10The Squid Inker!

0:11:11 > 0:11:14HE GASPS

0:11:14 > 0:11:17You give rescuing people a bad name.

0:11:17 > 0:11:19We'll be as good as blind in that cloud.

0:11:19 > 0:11:21We are not losing our home.

0:11:31 > 0:11:32Oh!

0:11:32 > 0:11:36Look at you, completely oblivious to the fact that you're about to

0:11:36 > 0:11:38be captured.

0:11:38 > 0:11:41Who's the smartest one now? The human, that's who.

0:11:41 > 0:11:45- HAMMERHEAD:- I don't want to leave The Orca or that treasure behind.

0:11:46 > 0:11:48HE GASPS

0:11:48 > 0:11:50Stop now!

0:11:53 > 0:11:54Oh!

0:11:56 > 0:11:57Sorry, Captain,

0:11:57 > 0:12:00the reverse thrusters on The Orca never worked that well.

0:12:00 > 0:12:01Or at all.

0:12:04 > 0:12:06Ah! Stop, stop, stop!

0:12:08 > 0:12:09This thing doesn't stop.

0:12:09 > 0:12:11LOUD BANG

0:12:11 > 0:12:12THEY YELL

0:12:22 > 0:12:23Are these leaks normal?

0:12:23 > 0:12:27Maybe...a bit worse than normal.

0:12:27 > 0:12:30'You have to admit, this is a great cliff-hanger!'

0:12:38 > 0:12:42- Do you have a welding gun?- Nope. - What do you use when there's a leak?

0:12:49 > 0:12:53Is anyone else worried that the pirates could get away?

0:12:53 > 0:12:55Not much excitement without our adversaries.

0:12:55 > 0:12:56Daniels!

0:13:05 > 0:13:07- Aah!- Gor!

0:13:09 > 0:13:10ALL: Whoa!

0:13:15 > 0:13:20- What were you thinking?- I was just thinking we needed to up the stakes.

0:13:20 > 0:13:24When we get out of here, you are going to answer for this.

0:13:24 > 0:13:28Answer for what? My only crime is my commitment to great entertainment.

0:13:28 > 0:13:32Perfect, because this will be very entertaining.

0:13:36 > 0:13:39You can't do this! I'm the director!

0:13:39 > 0:13:41You're deluded.

0:13:44 > 0:13:47Ha-ha! This is perfect.

0:13:47 > 0:13:51Danny Boy, force The Dark Orca down towards the lava.

0:13:51 > 0:13:55Ah! Our crew is still on board, and Finn!

0:13:55 > 0:13:57Finn loves the heat.

0:13:57 > 0:13:59I'm not going to fry them,

0:13:59 > 0:14:02just make them uncomfortable enough to surrender.

0:14:02 > 0:14:05'Oh, Nektons!

0:14:05 > 0:14:08'The Orca might be colder and steelier than you're used to,

0:14:08 > 0:14:11'I thought you might appreciate a little bit of heat. Arr-harr!'

0:14:15 > 0:14:18Hammerhead, what are you doing? This is crazy!

0:14:18 > 0:14:20'Crazy?

0:14:20 > 0:14:23'When you've got treasure, you're eccentric.

0:14:23 > 0:14:26'Call me when you're ready to surrender.'

0:14:29 > 0:14:32- Will, we have to get free of these cables.- I'm on it.

0:14:32 > 0:14:33I will cut through them with the Knight.

0:14:33 > 0:14:36Ant, come with me to open The Orca moon pool.

0:14:39 > 0:14:42Did you think someone just left food in your tank?

0:14:46 > 0:14:48Arr...

0:14:48 > 0:14:53Come out, fish, Mad Madeline's got food for you.

0:14:53 > 0:14:56You like food, don't you?

0:15:03 > 0:15:06Ha! Not so smart now, fish!

0:15:06 > 0:15:08'Madeline, come to the bridge.

0:15:08 > 0:15:12'It won't be long now before we get to see the Nektons surrender.'

0:15:13 > 0:15:16Time to cut us loose. Open the moon pool, Ant.

0:15:23 > 0:15:24Hm.

0:15:27 > 0:15:29Oh, no, you don't, Nekton!

0:15:29 > 0:15:31Guards, get out there and stop him!

0:15:38 > 0:15:40- Eh?- What's wrong?

0:15:40 > 0:15:43You don't have internal cooling systems in your suits?

0:15:43 > 0:15:45- Oh!- Ah!- Oooh!

0:15:45 > 0:15:48- Ah!- Ooooh!

0:15:49 > 0:15:53What are you doing? Get out there and stop him!

0:15:53 > 0:15:56We can't, it's too hot, Captain.

0:15:56 > 0:15:58HE GROWLS

0:16:02 > 0:16:04We're clear.

0:16:04 > 0:16:08Mom, Dad, I have a plan to get us back on The Aronnax.

0:16:08 > 0:16:13- HAMMERHEAD:- Arr! Those lousy resourceful do-gooders!

0:16:13 > 0:16:17I want our ship and our treasure back...now!

0:16:17 > 0:16:21I think I can help with that. Their fish.

0:16:21 > 0:16:24They wouldn't give up a whole submarine of treasure

0:16:24 > 0:16:27- for a fish, would they? - I don't know, Captain.

0:16:27 > 0:16:30They're so good-natured, I can't relate to them at all.

0:16:30 > 0:16:32'Hammerhead!'

0:16:32 > 0:16:35Nektons, we were just about to call you.

0:16:35 > 0:16:40- It's over. - SINGSONGY:- We have your fish!

0:16:40 > 0:16:41Jeffrey!

0:16:41 > 0:16:44SHE LAUGHS EVILLY

0:16:44 > 0:16:48You thought he was so smart, but I outsmarted him.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50Let him go!

0:16:50 > 0:16:52Um... No.

0:16:52 > 0:16:54That's not how this works.

0:16:54 > 0:16:57You surrender and then you get your fish back.

0:16:57 > 0:17:00'If you hurt him, I'll...

0:17:00 > 0:17:01'Huh?'

0:17:01 > 0:17:03You'll what? Why have you stopped talking?

0:17:05 > 0:17:06THEY LAUGH

0:17:08 > 0:17:09Huh?

0:17:13 > 0:17:15What? But...

0:17:15 > 0:17:16Oh!

0:17:16 > 0:17:19'Humiliated by a fish. Ha-ha!

0:17:19 > 0:17:21'Told you he was smarter than you.

0:17:21 > 0:17:24'Now, let's talk about what you care about, Hammerhead.

0:17:24 > 0:17:28'You said this was over? Oh, it is. Surrender.'

0:17:28 > 0:17:31Why would we surrender to you?!

0:17:31 > 0:17:34Because if you don't, we destroy the treasure.

0:17:34 > 0:17:37The Nektons would never...

0:17:37 > 0:17:39HE GASPS

0:17:42 > 0:17:44You're bluffing.

0:17:44 > 0:17:47You might sacrifice one coin on a bluff, but you'd never...

0:17:47 > 0:17:49YELLS: Nooo!

0:17:51 > 0:17:54Nektons, stop this madness!

0:17:54 > 0:17:57Ant, Hammerhead isn't agreeing to our demands.

0:17:57 > 0:18:00Feel free to continue this madness.

0:18:00 > 0:18:02Goodbye, precious treasure!

0:18:02 > 0:18:03'No!'

0:18:05 > 0:18:10All crew, get out there, don't let them destroy me treasure!

0:18:10 > 0:18:11Alone,

0:18:11 > 0:18:13friendless once more.

0:18:13 > 0:18:15Apart from the thousands of internet followers.

0:18:15 > 0:18:18- DOOR OPENS - Come on, we're leaving.

0:18:18 > 0:18:20I was just in the middle of a pathetic

0:18:20 > 0:18:23but somewhat touching monologue.

0:18:23 > 0:18:24Mind if I finish up?

0:18:24 > 0:18:25Ugh. Now!

0:18:29 > 0:18:31Don't let it fall into that lava!

0:18:40 > 0:18:42- MAD MADELINE:- They're getting away!

0:18:42 > 0:18:45It's OK, Danny Boy has got 'em covered.

0:18:50 > 0:18:52I take it they left you to guard.

0:18:52 > 0:18:54Um, yeah.

0:18:55 > 0:18:57HE YELLS

0:18:59 > 0:19:03- Why don't you go guard something else?- Um, yeah.

0:19:04 > 0:19:05Ah!

0:19:07 > 0:19:11And so, Devil Daniels frees himself

0:19:11 > 0:19:13and the Nektons from the pirate horde.

0:19:13 > 0:19:15How exciting was that?!

0:19:15 > 0:19:17We know about the treasure.

0:19:21 > 0:19:23We would never destroy historic artefacts.

0:19:23 > 0:19:25That treasure was all fake,

0:19:25 > 0:19:28planted by you to make your show more exciting.

0:19:29 > 0:19:30Balderdash!

0:19:34 > 0:19:36Fake ducats, fake pieces of eight,

0:19:36 > 0:19:38they're not even from the right time period!

0:19:38 > 0:19:40Ugh, boo-hoo. So what?

0:19:40 > 0:19:43It's classic drama.

0:19:43 > 0:19:45But you can't prove any of this.

0:19:45 > 0:19:47I'm too smart to ever be caught.

0:19:47 > 0:19:51Maybe we can get your loyal viewers to weigh in on that.

0:19:51 > 0:19:53We caught all of that on fishcam.

0:20:00 > 0:20:03Making a phony documentary about a phony treasure is fraud,

0:20:03 > 0:20:04Devil Daniels.

0:20:04 > 0:20:09So, we're delivering a phony treasure hunter to the authorities.

0:20:09 > 0:20:12Now, that's a happy ending.

0:20:17 > 0:20:18The smell of home!

0:20:20 > 0:20:21I've reclaimed The Orca

0:20:21 > 0:20:24and I've rescued enough Viking treasure

0:20:24 > 0:20:27- to buy ten of those fancy soaps! - HE LAUGHS

0:20:27 > 0:20:30- Um... Actually, you don't.- What?

0:20:30 > 0:20:33You're not going to like this, Dad.

0:20:33 > 0:20:37- HE GASPS YELLS:- Noooo!