Kenji's Monster

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0:00:03 > 0:00:05Beautiful night to be out at sea.

0:00:06 > 0:00:08Yup, peaceful.

0:00:13 > 0:00:15- HE CRIES OUT - Whoa!

0:00:16 > 0:00:19- Is it a tsunami?- Maybe a maelstrom.

0:00:24 > 0:00:25Wait, what is that?

0:00:30 > 0:00:31Kaiju.

0:00:36 > 0:00:38Wow, amazing!

0:00:38 > 0:00:40Kaiju footage.

0:00:40 > 0:00:42- Kaiju!- Gesundheit.

0:00:42 > 0:00:44No, kaiju, Fontaine.

0:00:44 > 0:00:46The Japanese word for monster.

0:00:47 > 0:00:52Huh, there's something in the water, but it could be anything.

0:00:52 > 0:00:57Sure, if by "could be anything" you mean "is definitely a kaiju".

0:00:57 > 0:01:02- I don't.- You don't have to believe, I believe enough for both of us.

0:01:02 > 0:01:05And I will not rest until I find it and prove that it's real.

0:01:05 > 0:01:07- Are you with me?- Nope.

0:01:07 > 0:01:08Then let's go make history!

0:01:08 > 0:01:10SHE GROANS

0:01:20 > 0:01:22'My family are explorers.

0:01:22 > 0:01:24'We have been for generations.

0:01:24 > 0:01:26'While others look up to the stars,

0:01:26 > 0:01:28'we know there are an infinite number of things

0:01:28 > 0:01:30'that shine in the darkness below.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32'There are things lurking in the seas

0:01:32 > 0:01:35'that long ago vanished into myth.

0:01:35 > 0:01:38'My family are the Nektons, and we explore the deep.'

0:02:01 > 0:02:03That's just a movie, Ant.

0:02:03 > 0:02:05There's no way a kaiju can be real.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07When we find it, I'll be nice enough not to say I told you so.

0:02:09 > 0:02:11See how it swings its tail, Jeffrey?

0:02:11 > 0:02:12We'll have to watch out for that.

0:02:14 > 0:02:17The footage was taken here, and the kai...

0:02:17 > 0:02:20Whatever that thing is, was headed in that direction.

0:02:20 > 0:02:22We can intercept it within a few hours.

0:02:22 > 0:02:25And find out what's really disrupting shipping out there.

0:02:25 > 0:02:26Did I miss anything, Ant?

0:02:26 > 0:02:31Now, watch, it's going to stumble then recover, stronger than ever.

0:02:31 > 0:02:32Classic.

0:02:33 > 0:02:36Oh, don't tell me you believe in these things, too.

0:02:36 > 0:02:39Not really, but that doesn't mean I can't enjoy the movie.

0:02:39 > 0:02:43And who better to enjoy it with than the world's foremost kaiju-ologist?

0:02:43 > 0:02:45Kaiju-ologist?

0:02:45 > 0:02:47You don't have much competition,

0:02:47 > 0:02:49given that you just made that word up.

0:02:49 > 0:02:51Yeah, it's an understudied field.

0:02:51 > 0:02:52Oh, Ant.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55How could those creatures even survive in the ocean?

0:02:55 > 0:02:56No gills, no fins.

0:02:56 > 0:02:57You'll see.

0:03:01 > 0:03:04See that? Something crashed one of those boulders.

0:03:04 > 0:03:07Of course! Kaiju are extremely strong.

0:03:07 > 0:03:09And also not real.

0:03:09 > 0:03:12I'm sure there's a good explanation for this.

0:03:12 > 0:03:15Whatever it was, it had to be big.

0:03:15 > 0:03:18Whoa, big enough to make that?

0:03:20 > 0:03:24I do not have a good explanation for THAT.

0:03:24 > 0:03:25Let's take a closer look.

0:03:25 > 0:03:27OK, but stay close.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36Oh, wow!

0:03:36 > 0:03:38Can you guys see this?

0:03:38 > 0:03:39Yeah, we see it.

0:03:39 > 0:03:42But I'm not sure I believe it.

0:03:42 > 0:03:44Based on how far apart the prints are...

0:03:44 > 0:03:46This thing is pretty tall.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48I don't think it's one of the insect-like kaiju.

0:03:48 > 0:03:52Could be some kind of alligator mutated by irradiation.

0:03:52 > 0:03:55That kind of mutation doesn't happen outside of comic books.

0:03:56 > 0:03:58And Ant's imagination.

0:03:58 > 0:03:59ALARM BEEPS

0:04:00 > 0:04:02Something's headed straight for us.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04Kids, get back to the Aronax.

0:04:04 > 0:04:07- Ant, let's go.- I'm seeing if it left a scale or something.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09WAILING

0:04:10 > 0:04:11Did you hear that?

0:04:12 > 0:04:14Uh-huh.

0:04:14 > 0:04:15Ant.

0:04:15 > 0:04:17Watch out!

0:04:17 > 0:04:18Whoa!

0:04:21 > 0:04:23Whoa!

0:04:23 > 0:04:24Ant!

0:04:24 > 0:04:25I'm OK.

0:04:28 > 0:04:29They're panicked! They're not stopping!

0:04:29 > 0:04:31Dive, dive!

0:04:42 > 0:04:46- That was close. - Those whales were in a hurry.

0:04:46 > 0:04:48Something must've spooked them.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50I'm not sure I want to find out what.

0:04:50 > 0:04:52Every creature fears the kaiju.

0:04:52 > 0:04:53- How could they not?- Easily,

0:04:53 > 0:04:57because everything I've ever been taught tells me they can't exist.

0:04:57 > 0:05:00There's the strength, the claws, the atomic fire breath.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02SHE GROANS

0:05:02 > 0:05:03Do I want to know?

0:05:03 > 0:05:06An enormous blast of atomic energy that they shoot from their mouth!

0:05:06 > 0:05:08Grrrrrrr! Aaaaah!

0:05:08 > 0:05:12And that makes even less sense than everything else I've heard.

0:05:12 > 0:05:15You underestimate kaiju at your peril.

0:05:15 > 0:05:17I think I'll be fine.

0:05:17 > 0:05:20With that attitude, just hope you never meet one.

0:05:21 > 0:05:22We're coming up on something.

0:05:23 > 0:05:25- What is that?- Wow!

0:05:36 > 0:05:38We found it.

0:05:38 > 0:05:40These adventures would go a lot smoother

0:05:40 > 0:05:42if you guys just believe me from the start.

0:05:49 > 0:05:52I see it, but I still don't believe it.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54It has no gills. How does it breathe?

0:06:01 > 0:06:03- Hang on!- Activating shields.

0:06:07 > 0:06:10All systems are fine.

0:06:10 > 0:06:13I can't see it! Open the shields, open the shields!

0:06:17 > 0:06:20Uh-oh. Atomic fire breath!

0:06:20 > 0:06:21There's no such thing.

0:06:21 > 0:06:22Can we take that risk?

0:06:24 > 0:06:25THEY CRY OUT

0:06:30 > 0:06:33You underestimated kaiju at your peril.

0:06:33 > 0:06:36Wherever that thing is headed, it's going to cause a lot of damage.

0:06:36 > 0:06:39If it keeps going on this heading, it'll end up

0:06:39 > 0:06:41at the island of Hachijo-kojima.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43That's where our friend Kenji lives!

0:06:43 > 0:06:44And he's all alone,

0:06:44 > 0:06:47save for the underwater cave of giant hermit crabs.

0:06:47 > 0:06:50If that thing can walk on land, he'll be helpless.

0:06:50 > 0:06:52We have to stop it before it gets there.

0:06:52 > 0:06:55- I'll fix the rudder.- OK, let's go.

0:07:05 > 0:07:06This'll take some time.

0:07:09 > 0:07:12The creature's path will take it near the cave full of

0:07:12 > 0:07:15giant mutated hermit crabs. The one right by Kenji's island.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17More giant creatures, great(!)

0:07:17 > 0:07:18As tough as those crabs are,

0:07:18 > 0:07:21that thing could threaten them and their whole ecosystem.

0:07:21 > 0:07:24Maybe we could distract it, keep it away from the crabs' cave?

0:07:24 > 0:07:26We have to try.

0:07:26 > 0:07:29Ant, you'd better warn Kenji while we figure out how to divert it.

0:07:29 > 0:07:32- I'm on it.- Be careful around that tail.

0:07:36 > 0:07:37Amazing!

0:07:40 > 0:07:41Less wonder.

0:07:43 > 0:07:44More evasive action.

0:07:44 > 0:07:47All right, scientifically impossible kaiju monster,

0:07:47 > 0:07:50keep your eyes on the rover.

0:07:50 > 0:07:52Come on, follow us.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54Forget about the island.

0:07:56 > 0:08:00- Whoa!- It just keeps walking, like it's drawn to something.

0:08:09 > 0:08:10Kenji!

0:08:12 > 0:08:13Kenji!

0:08:13 > 0:08:15Kenji?

0:08:15 > 0:08:17It's Ant, Ant Nekton.

0:08:17 > 0:08:18Are you home?

0:08:18 > 0:08:21I like your new blinds.

0:08:21 > 0:08:25Huh? Why would Kenji have a photo of the kaiju?

0:08:25 > 0:08:28Ant, we're not having much luck turning this thing away.

0:08:28 > 0:08:29Did you find Kenji?

0:08:29 > 0:08:31No, maybe he already left.

0:08:31 > 0:08:34We could use your expertise out here, Ant.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37And if you're out here distracting it, it's less likely to attack us.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39Ha-ha! I'm on my way.

0:08:46 > 0:08:47I know you're out there!

0:08:47 > 0:08:49I saw you on TV!

0:08:51 > 0:08:53Whoa!

0:08:59 > 0:09:01Look out!

0:09:01 > 0:09:02Go!

0:09:05 > 0:09:06Hold tight!

0:09:06 > 0:09:11BOTH: Whoa!

0:09:16 > 0:09:18Is that you, Kenji?

0:09:20 > 0:09:22KENJI COUGHS

0:09:22 > 0:09:25Nektons, your timing is excellent.

0:09:25 > 0:09:28What are you doing five miles from shore, Kenji?

0:09:28 > 0:09:30I'm waiting for the monster.

0:09:30 > 0:09:33It is coming. Coming to Kenji!

0:09:33 > 0:09:35Why would it come here?

0:09:35 > 0:09:37It is destiny.

0:09:37 > 0:09:39I created it.

0:09:39 > 0:09:41- What?- Huh?

0:09:41 > 0:09:43RUMBLING, THEY EXCLAIM

0:09:43 > 0:09:44KAIJU ROARS

0:09:53 > 0:09:56OK, that should hold together.

0:09:56 > 0:10:01So, you combined the DNA of a crocodile with, what, a T Rex?

0:10:01 > 0:10:04- What?- To create the kaiju!

0:10:04 > 0:10:06How did you make it so giant?

0:10:06 > 0:10:09How did I...? It's not a real monster.

0:10:09 > 0:10:11- It's a machine.- What?!

0:10:11 > 0:10:12A machine?

0:10:14 > 0:10:16How did you make it, and why?

0:10:16 > 0:10:18I was a prop builder.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21I built a monster for a film.

0:10:21 > 0:10:24A monster that I put my heart and soul into.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26What film?

0:10:26 > 0:10:28Return Of The Atomic Monsters.

0:10:29 > 0:10:32Return? Attack Of The Atomic Monsters

0:10:32 > 0:10:35is my fourth favourite kaiju movie!

0:10:35 > 0:10:37How did I not know there was a sequel?

0:10:37 > 0:10:38The film was never made.

0:10:38 > 0:10:40Nobody liked the ending.

0:10:40 > 0:10:41Why? How did it end?

0:10:42 > 0:10:47With the monster attacking a cave full of fish bats.

0:10:47 > 0:10:49- Fish bats?- Fish bats.

0:10:49 > 0:10:51- I don't get it.- Nobody did.

0:10:51 > 0:10:54So my monster was shut down and they put it into storage.

0:10:54 > 0:10:56So, who reactivated it?

0:10:56 > 0:10:58I have no clue.

0:10:58 > 0:11:01Wait, so it's come here for a reason?

0:11:01 > 0:11:05It is pre-programmed to attack an underwater cave.

0:11:05 > 0:11:06The crabs' cave.

0:11:06 > 0:11:10Well, at least the crabs will be safe if they stay inside it.

0:11:10 > 0:11:14That would be true, except that the cave is also a prop.

0:11:14 > 0:11:17- A prop?- Yes, just cement and wire.

0:11:17 > 0:11:20One stomp from my kaiju, and the cave will collapse.

0:11:20 > 0:11:22You know that machine better than anyone.

0:11:22 > 0:11:25If we get close, do you think you can stop it?

0:11:25 > 0:11:26I can try.

0:11:27 > 0:11:30Let's hurry. We have to protect the crabs and their home.

0:11:36 > 0:11:37If that monster...

0:11:37 > 0:11:41- Machine.- That machine threatens their home, the crabs will fight it.

0:11:41 > 0:11:43They are kind of tough.

0:11:43 > 0:11:45Well, against that machine, they'll be crushed.

0:11:45 > 0:11:46We can't let that happen.

0:11:50 > 0:11:53Oh, it's bigger and better than I remember!

0:11:56 > 0:11:58Atomic fire breath!

0:11:58 > 0:11:59Watch out!

0:12:00 > 0:12:02Oh, no! Kenji!

0:12:06 > 0:12:07Huh?

0:12:07 > 0:12:10Why would I build my machine to shoot actual fire,

0:12:10 > 0:12:12atomic or otherwise?

0:12:12 > 0:12:14So, it's just a beam of light?

0:12:14 > 0:12:17I guess this thing isn't as scary as I thought.

0:12:17 > 0:12:19ANT CRIES OUT

0:12:20 > 0:12:24I suspect we may need help.

0:12:24 > 0:12:25'Help is here.'

0:12:25 > 0:12:27Mum.

0:12:27 > 0:12:28I know how we can stop this thing.

0:12:28 > 0:12:30I'm lowering a cable.

0:12:33 > 0:12:34Got it. Now what?

0:12:35 > 0:12:38We simply tie it up and stop it in its tracks.

0:12:39 > 0:12:42I do not think this will work.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44You might not, but I am very confident.

0:12:44 > 0:12:49- That's kind of my thing.- OK, get all of the crabs out of there now.

0:12:49 > 0:12:50Last time we went in there,

0:12:50 > 0:12:53one of the crabs turned the rover into its very own suit of armour.

0:12:53 > 0:12:55The new rover's a lot stronger.

0:12:55 > 0:12:57It'll be fine. I think.

0:13:00 > 0:13:01Looks good.

0:13:01 > 0:13:02Kaiju's all tied up, Mum.

0:13:04 > 0:13:06Now, you're not going anywhere.

0:13:10 > 0:13:12What? No way!

0:13:23 > 0:13:24Duck!

0:13:30 > 0:13:32Mum, are you OK?

0:13:32 > 0:13:34My ego's a little bruised.

0:13:34 > 0:13:38- Are you OK?- Yeah, but Kenji's monster's still moving.

0:13:38 > 0:13:40It's following its programming.

0:13:40 > 0:13:44After all these years, it still works perfectly!

0:13:44 > 0:13:45A little too perfectly.

0:13:50 > 0:13:53Go on, get out of here, crabs!

0:13:54 > 0:13:56The high beams seem to be working.

0:14:02 > 0:14:06Those crabs are strong, but I don't like their chances.

0:14:06 > 0:14:07Ant, what's the plan here?

0:14:07 > 0:14:10A trip wire. The bigger they are, the harder they fall.

0:14:10 > 0:14:12And this thing is huge.

0:14:12 > 0:14:13Harder they fall?

0:14:14 > 0:14:16That's it, keep moving, crabs.

0:14:19 > 0:14:21Hurry, Ant. This is our last chance to stop it.

0:14:24 > 0:14:28Oh, my heart and soul went into that kaiju.

0:14:30 > 0:14:32No, no, stop!

0:14:32 > 0:14:34Kenji, what are you doing?

0:14:34 > 0:14:36I can't see!

0:14:38 > 0:14:40ANT YELLS

0:14:42 > 0:14:44We're almost in the clear.

0:14:47 > 0:14:48- BOTH:- Whoa!

0:14:49 > 0:14:51Fontaine, Will.

0:14:52 > 0:14:53Oh, no!

0:14:54 > 0:14:56Ant!

0:14:56 > 0:14:58Kenji!

0:14:58 > 0:14:59No!

0:15:01 > 0:15:02Huh?

0:15:03 > 0:15:05What do you know, we weren't crushed.

0:15:08 > 0:15:09Mum!

0:15:10 > 0:15:12Hold on, I'm coming.

0:15:12 > 0:15:14We could have stopped it, Kenji.

0:15:14 > 0:15:16- What were you doing?- I...

0:15:17 > 0:15:20I cannot let you hurt my kaiju.

0:15:20 > 0:15:21What?!

0:15:22 > 0:15:23Come on, come on.

0:15:26 > 0:15:28Not good, not good!

0:15:28 > 0:15:32When I knew my kaiju would never be seen, I quit the movies.

0:15:32 > 0:15:36Now, to see it in action, finally fulfilling its potential,

0:15:36 > 0:15:38I cannot bear to see it hurt.

0:15:38 > 0:15:40Hurt? It's a machine.

0:15:43 > 0:15:45Grab your mask, it's going to break.

0:15:47 > 0:15:50Uh-oh. I know that sound.

0:16:01 > 0:16:04Huh? The crabs are going towards it?

0:16:04 > 0:16:07Kenji, look at what's happening.

0:16:07 > 0:16:09Crabs and people are more important than machines.

0:16:09 > 0:16:12It goes living things, then machines, in that order.

0:16:30 > 0:16:31ROARS

0:16:32 > 0:16:36I... I think, maybe, you are right.

0:16:36 > 0:16:38I'm sorry.

0:16:42 > 0:16:44Uh, Dad? Any suggestions?

0:16:44 > 0:16:46I could use the teleporter.

0:16:46 > 0:16:48Teleporter?

0:16:48 > 0:16:49I'm kidding.

0:16:49 > 0:16:52- Huh?- Need a little help?

0:16:52 > 0:16:53- Mum.- Kaiko.

0:16:53 > 0:16:55We need to go.

0:16:57 > 0:16:59Hang on, I'll get you out of here.

0:16:59 > 0:17:01Mum, look out!

0:17:01 > 0:17:03Huh?

0:17:03 > 0:17:04It's the giant cyborg crab.

0:17:09 > 0:17:11Kaiko, are you OK?

0:17:11 > 0:17:13I'm not sure.

0:17:13 > 0:17:15It knocked out my controls.

0:17:15 > 0:17:16I'm rebooting now.

0:17:18 > 0:17:20We were just in its way.

0:17:20 > 0:17:22It's got bigger kaiju to fry.

0:17:26 > 0:17:28We wouldn't need to damage your creation

0:17:28 > 0:17:29if we knew what controlled it.

0:17:29 > 0:17:33Well, originally, I used a remote control.

0:17:33 > 0:17:36- Do you still have it? - I reused parts of it

0:17:36 > 0:17:40to make one for my new bamboo curtains.

0:17:40 > 0:17:42- Oh, no!- What?

0:17:42 > 0:17:45It was me! I reactivated the monster.

0:17:47 > 0:17:49Mum, Kenji has a remote.

0:17:49 > 0:17:51We might be able to turn off the kaiju.

0:17:51 > 0:17:53Oh, fantastic.

0:17:54 > 0:17:55Oh, man.

0:17:55 > 0:17:57The giant crab that took our rover boards home

0:17:57 > 0:17:59is going to take on the kaiju.

0:17:59 > 0:18:03Oh, that would have made a much better ending for our movie!

0:18:03 > 0:18:04Ant, the remote?

0:18:04 > 0:18:08I can't believe we have to miss this.

0:18:08 > 0:18:09Come on!

0:18:13 > 0:18:16I did not expect to see this today.

0:18:22 > 0:18:24It has to be here somewhere.

0:18:24 > 0:18:25Where did you see it last?

0:18:32 > 0:18:34Whoa, go, giant cyborg crab!

0:18:40 > 0:18:43Dad, we do have a plan, right?

0:18:43 > 0:18:44Kaiko, can you help us?

0:18:44 > 0:18:47Almost there.

0:18:49 > 0:18:52Where do I always find the remote after I lose it?

0:18:52 > 0:18:55Wait, where all remote controls end up!

0:18:59 > 0:19:00THEY CRY OUT

0:19:00 > 0:19:01I've got you!

0:19:04 > 0:19:08- Did it work? Has it stopped? - It hasn't stopped, Ant.

0:19:08 > 0:19:09Try that one.

0:19:09 > 0:19:11- No.- And...

0:19:11 > 0:19:13- And that.- No!

0:19:13 > 0:19:15That one!

0:19:18 > 0:19:20Huh?

0:19:20 > 0:19:21Huh?

0:19:23 > 0:19:25THEY SCREAM WITH DELIGHT

0:19:25 > 0:19:27Oh, no, they're screaming, Kenji!

0:19:27 > 0:19:29Oh, we've failed!

0:19:31 > 0:19:32It's OK, Ant.

0:19:32 > 0:19:35We're completely NOT squished.

0:19:35 > 0:19:36Oh.

0:19:36 > 0:19:38Right. I knew that.

0:19:47 > 0:19:49The crabs are heading home.

0:19:49 > 0:19:51They know they're out of danger.

0:20:05 > 0:20:07What is a fish bat, anyway?

0:20:07 > 0:20:08A fish with bat wings?

0:20:08 > 0:20:11- A bat with gills? - You know, I still do not know.

0:20:12 > 0:20:14We should count ourselves lucky

0:20:14 > 0:20:16that you never got around to building one.

0:20:16 > 0:20:19And that your recklessness didn't get anyone hurt.

0:20:20 > 0:20:23I am ashamed to have caused so much trouble.

0:20:23 > 0:20:25Speaking as someone who causes a lot of trouble,

0:20:25 > 0:20:27the key is to learn from it.

0:20:27 > 0:20:29Will you be OK, Kenji?

0:20:29 > 0:20:31Thank you, I will be fine.

0:20:31 > 0:20:34I have been reunited with an old friend.

0:20:42 > 0:20:45You know, I might write a movie about this one day.