0:00:32 > 0:00:34CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:41 > 0:00:43Hello, and welcome to The Dog Ate My Homework,
0:00:43 > 0:00:46CBBC's best excuse for a panel show.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49Yes, I'm Iain Stirling, and I'm here to take you on a trip to Funtown,
0:00:49 > 0:00:53even if you've forgotten your permission slip. You're welcome!
0:00:53 > 0:00:57But before we get started, here are the school announcements.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59The winner of the school's tallest pupil competition
0:00:59 > 0:01:01is revealed to have cheated.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06We're still having problems with the leak in the boys' toilets,
0:01:06 > 0:01:10but I'm very impressed by the students who are working round it.
0:01:13 > 0:01:17I'm pleased to announce we will be hiring a full virtual theme park
0:01:17 > 0:01:20after the recent success of the roller-coaster simulator.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26But it's time we kicked things off, so let's check the register
0:01:26 > 0:01:28and see who's drooling for a schooling today.
0:01:28 > 0:01:31- On my left, we have Holly. - Here, sir!
0:01:31 > 0:01:35And on her team we have professional rib tickler Paul McCaffrey.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37- Here, Mr Stirling. - You all right, Paul?
0:01:37 > 0:01:40And the very beautiful Mark from Sam and Mark.
0:01:40 > 0:01:41Here, mate.
0:01:41 > 0:01:45Good! Chuck them in a blender and what you get is Pallymark.
0:01:47 > 0:01:51I actually feel like I've come off quite well out of that.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53I feel like I've had an upgrade.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55That's what Mark looks like when he's got no make-up on.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58I look like that about eight o'clock in the morning.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01- Definitely.- That looks like they're trying to hold down a trump.
0:02:01 > 0:02:02- Yeah.- What is the face you make
0:02:02 > 0:02:04when you're trying not to embarrass yourself in a lift?
0:02:05 > 0:02:08Ooh!
0:02:08 > 0:02:11- Well, there you go. And on my right, we have got Grant.- Here, sir.
0:02:11 > 0:02:16- He is joined by all-round funny woman Vic Cook.- Here, Mr Stirling!
0:02:16 > 0:02:20- Hello! And we also have Sam from Sam and Mark.- Here, sir.
0:02:20 > 0:02:24And you condense them all together and what you get is Grantoram.
0:02:25 > 0:02:29- Wow.- I think he's very handsome. - Yeah, it's quite good, actually.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32There is something around the eyes that's very attractive.
0:02:33 > 0:02:37It looks like a male version of Nanny McPhee. Doesn't it?
0:02:37 > 0:02:38It does a bit, yeah!
0:02:38 > 0:02:41Anyway, let's show our teams some love!
0:02:41 > 0:02:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:02:47 > 0:02:49Right, teams, this is how we do things around here.
0:02:49 > 0:02:54Every time you win a round, you get to hand in some of this homework.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56If you want your team to come out on top,
0:02:56 > 0:02:59you'll need to hand in the most homework by the end of the show,
0:02:59 > 0:03:01cos if you don't, you'll wind up in detention
0:03:01 > 0:03:04under the supervision of our PE teacher,
0:03:04 > 0:03:07a man whose biceps have different postcodes.
0:03:07 > 0:03:08It's Mr Smash.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11HE ROARS
0:03:11 > 0:03:13ROCK MUSIC THROUGH HEADPHONES
0:03:13 > 0:03:16What's that you've got there, Mr Smash?
0:03:17 > 0:03:22Oh, right, an MP3 player, mate? Finally embracing the 21st century.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25Here, don't forget to put your CD collection on it, buddy.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33SMASH!
0:03:33 > 0:03:36- MUSIC STOPS - Huh? Huh?!
0:03:39 > 0:03:42I'll replace it, mate. Totally my fault.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44So, that's what you get if you muck up.
0:03:44 > 0:03:48And remember, as far as the points go, it's Iain's school, so it's...
0:03:51 > 0:03:53Well, we're on the clock, so let's kick things off.
0:03:53 > 0:03:54CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:03:58 > 0:04:01So, first up it's Shedloads, a round that gets you
0:04:01 > 0:04:04thinking on your feet while you're sat on your bums.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07I'll ask you a question that has a shedload of right answers.
0:04:07 > 0:04:11Team by team, you have to give me as many of them as possible.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14When you've given all that you've got or if I get bored,
0:04:14 > 0:04:16I'll move on to the next question.
0:04:16 > 0:04:20The team that I think does the best can hand in their homework.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23OK, first question is on PE.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30- Go.- Netball.- Netball.- Handball.- Yep.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32- Basketball.- Yep.- Bogey flicking!
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Good one. Disgusting, but right.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37- Volleyball.- Yeah. - Mini tennis.- Mini tennis?
0:04:37 > 0:04:40- Mini tennis?! What's mini tennis? - What's mini tennis?
0:04:40 > 0:04:42Tennis played by borrowers?
0:04:43 > 0:04:47- Move on.- Snooker.- Yeah.- Clapping!
0:04:47 > 0:04:52- Weird, but OK!- Golf.- Golf, yeah. - Artistic dance.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54Sam Nixon is the least sporty person I've ever met in my life.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57Hey, I loved dance at school.
0:04:57 > 0:05:01- Next one.- Chess.- Yeah. I'd accept that from you.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04Chess and snooker at school?!
0:05:04 > 0:05:06- Er, thumb war.- Oh, good one!
0:05:06 > 0:05:09- Good one.- The handy-pandy one. - Do it.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11- Ah. I'm not very... No. We didn't...- Move on.
0:05:11 > 0:05:12- Bowling.- Yeah.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15- BUZZER - No!- Bowls!
0:05:15 > 0:05:19- Yeah!- Skittles.- Yeah. - Making funny noises.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21HIGH-PITCHED CARTOON VOICE: # Duh-duh-duh, duh-duh-duh!
0:05:21 > 0:05:24- That's brilliant!- Was that actually you? That's amazing!
0:05:24 > 0:05:26- CHEERING AND APPLAUSE - Next up, school stuff.
0:05:29 > 0:05:33- McCaffrey, you're an idiot. - Boom.- Fail.- Boom.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35D minus.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38- A plus.- Oh!- A minus.
0:05:38 > 0:05:42Oh! Let's not go through EVERY letter of the alphabet!
0:05:42 > 0:05:43- Next one.- A cat.
0:05:45 > 0:05:49- Next one.- Must try harder. - Yeah.- Tick.- Yep.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52- A cross.- Ooh!- Copycat.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54Good show. Not as good as this one. Next one.
0:05:54 > 0:05:58- Urgghh...- No, I've never seen "Urgghh" written in a report card.
0:05:58 > 0:05:59- Next one.- Needs to listen more.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02- What, sorry?- Needs to listen more. - Good, good.
0:06:02 > 0:06:03BOOM!
0:06:03 > 0:06:06That's why he's got his own show! You guys?
0:06:06 > 0:06:09I was going to say bread, cheese, milk,
0:06:09 > 0:06:13because he's mistaken your book for his shopping list.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15- Fair enough?- There you go. Let's move on to...
0:06:15 > 0:06:16Let's just have a laugh, shall we?
0:06:18 > 0:06:19- Go.- Bonsoir.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21- Watcha.- Sawasdee.
0:06:21 > 0:06:25- What's occurring?- All right, mate?
0:06:25 > 0:06:27All right, pal?
0:06:27 > 0:06:31It sounds a bit threatening. Doesn't mean to, but it does.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33- How are ya?- 'Ey up.- Bore da.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Oh!
0:06:35 > 0:06:36OHHH!
0:06:36 > 0:06:39Hiya.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41- Alreet?- Hi!
0:06:42 > 0:06:45- What's this bit here? - If you're being really quick. Hi!
0:06:45 > 0:06:48You're saying hello and changing a light bulb at the same time.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50Hi, you OK? Any more?
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Word up!
0:06:52 > 0:06:54SCHOOL BELL RINGS
0:06:54 > 0:06:56- That's the end of the round! - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:07:01 > 0:07:04Do you know what, mate? Because you drew such a beautiful cat,
0:07:04 > 0:07:06I am going to give that round
0:07:06 > 0:07:08to Holly's team!
0:07:08 > 0:07:09CHEERING
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Holly's team, hand in your homework!
0:07:17 > 0:07:19OK, get ready to show your workings out
0:07:19 > 0:07:21cos it's time for Guesstimate.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24And today's challenge will have you thinking out of the box,
0:07:24 > 0:07:28quite literally. Let's see what you're up against.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34There we go. I've dug out the school's collection
0:07:34 > 0:07:36of lost and found clothes.
0:07:36 > 0:07:40The question is, how many items of clothing can we get on your persons
0:07:40 > 0:07:46in 45 seconds? So, Grant's team, are you quick dressers?
0:07:46 > 0:07:49I read this article that says a celebrity is a person who looks like
0:07:49 > 0:07:52they've got changed in the morning for over two hours.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55I guess that team's not got any celebrities!
0:07:55 > 0:07:59ALL: Ooh!
0:07:59 > 0:08:03I'm not going to lie to you, it takes a long time to look this good.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06He gave up after an hour to find the sleeves for his suit jacket.
0:08:06 > 0:08:12- Wait a minute!- Let's go to the best-looking member of Holly's team.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15- McCaffrey.- It took me ages to pick the perfect outfit
0:08:15 > 0:08:18and then I changed out of that and put this on.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23So, guys, what we'll do is, we'll stick ten seconds on the clocks
0:08:23 > 0:08:27so you can road test your dressing-up tactics.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30Ready, steady, start getting dressed!
0:08:30 > 0:08:38- Only ten seconds. Hurry up.- Come on, someone put the button on this.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40Hurry up!
0:08:40 > 0:08:41BELL RINGS
0:08:41 > 0:08:45Brilliant. So, Mark, how many items of clothing did you get on?
0:08:45 > 0:08:46A half.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49Grant, what's happened to you? You've had a fight with a wardrobe
0:08:49 > 0:08:53- and lost. - Victoria looks like my dinner lady.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57Get the clothes off and have a little sit back down.
0:08:57 > 0:09:01Holly, what are you thinking? Who do you think can get the most clothes
0:09:01 > 0:09:05- on in the allotted time? - Mark. Yeah.- Mark.
0:09:05 > 0:09:09- He looks like a fast dresser. - Just practising for you.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11- What's that move? - Putting on a shirt.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14Grant, what about you? Who do you think, Vic or Sam?
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Who do you reckon will be the quickest?
0:09:16 > 0:09:19I think Sam's just a born clothes "put'er-on'er."
0:09:22 > 0:09:25I'm ready to take on the challenge. Thanks, Grant.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28What's going to happen, what I'm going to ask both the teams,
0:09:28 > 0:09:32is how many items of clothing you reckon Sam and Mark, respectively,
0:09:32 > 0:09:37can stick on in 45 seconds.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40The team that guesstimates the highest will take on the challenge.
0:09:40 > 0:09:44- Write them down. You writing down, Holly?- Yeah.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47On the count of three, reveal your numbers. One, two, three...
0:09:47 > 0:09:49guesstimate now!
0:09:50 > 0:09:53- What?! 25!! - I was not a part of this.
0:09:53 > 0:09:57- What did you go for, originally, Holly?- 10,000.
0:09:57 > 0:10:02- That's a lot.- Well, that means that Sam is taking on the challenge.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05Holly, do you want to hand in your homework now or do you want to wait
0:10:05 > 0:10:09- until after?- Now! Wait, like Grant said, I'm a professional
0:10:09 > 0:10:13- clothes "put'er-on'er."- In that case, make your way down to Lost & Found.
0:10:13 > 0:10:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:10:18 > 0:10:22All right, guys, are you ready? Vic and Grant, you help out.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Your time starts in three, two, one...go!
0:10:24 > 0:10:27Go! Come on!
0:10:28 > 0:10:29Put it on properly!
0:10:29 > 0:10:31Go, go, go, go, go!
0:10:31 > 0:10:32Go, go, go!
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Get it on, get it on!
0:10:34 > 0:10:37Get it on, get it on, get it on!
0:10:40 > 0:10:41No chance. No.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43Hold on! I can't see a thing I'm doing!
0:10:43 > 0:10:47- You can do it!- I think he's going to do it.
0:10:47 > 0:10:51We're almost at the end of the box! We're still going!
0:10:54 > 0:10:59That's an item of clothing. Come on! Come on!
0:10:59 > 0:11:02Get them on my legs!
0:11:02 > 0:11:06- On my legs!- Tie those jeans round. Tie those jeans round.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10Things are falling off all over!!
0:11:10 > 0:11:11BELL RINGS
0:11:11 > 0:11:14- Stop, stop, OK!- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
0:11:14 > 0:11:15Stop, stop, stop.
0:11:15 > 0:11:19Grant, I'm going to ask you to put down the airbed.
0:11:19 > 0:11:20Hold the rest of it.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23Vic and Grant, make your way back to your table, please.
0:11:23 > 0:11:27- This is lovely. What is this look? - This is, you know,
0:11:27 > 0:11:29autumn-winter, sort of, catalogue.
0:11:29 > 0:11:33- sort of.- Autumn-winter catalogue - all of it.
0:11:33 > 0:11:40- All of it! That counts! That counts! - Put it over your head.- String mask.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42We need to find out if you made your target.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45If you make 25 or higher, Grant's handing in homework.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48- If it's lower, Holly's handing in the homework.- OK.
0:11:48 > 0:11:52I can reveal that Sam Nixon, professional clothes "put'er-on'er",
0:11:52 > 0:11:58in 45 seconds, you put on 29 items of clothing!
0:11:58 > 0:12:00In your face!
0:12:02 > 0:12:05Grant, hand in your homework! Sam, take a seat.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Right, it is time for the round...
0:12:11 > 0:12:13KNOCKING
0:12:13 > 0:12:16- Hello, who is it?- It's Eve, from Class 4B.- In you come, Eve,
0:12:16 > 0:12:23from class 4B. Wow! Eve, have you just come from science?
0:12:23 > 0:12:26- Yep.- And you're sure you're all right?- Yeah. Why?
0:12:26 > 0:12:30- You've got a little something on your face.- Have I?
0:12:30 > 0:12:33- Where?- Yes, something's just not quite right.
0:12:33 > 0:12:36- I'll let you have...- Thank you.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Oh, yes, silly me.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43There! Much better!
0:12:45 > 0:12:47- There you go.- Thanks very much, Eve.
0:12:47 > 0:12:48- Eve, everyone.- Bye!
0:12:48 > 0:12:52CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:12:52 > 0:12:56OK, so we have got some deodorant from the lost property box.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58That's my deodorant. I forgot it after PE.
0:12:58 > 0:13:02- You can get it later on. - I need it now.- No!
0:13:02 > 0:13:05ALL: Eugh!
0:13:06 > 0:13:11It's time for our language round, called # Say Whaaaat? Victoria,
0:13:11 > 0:13:13# Say Whaaaat?
0:13:13 > 0:13:14- # Say Whaaaat?- Sam.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16- # Say Whaaaat?- Mark.
0:13:16 > 0:13:17- # Say Whaaaat?- Paul.
0:13:17 > 0:13:21- # Say Whaaaat?- Calm down, mate. You've taken that too far.
0:13:21 > 0:13:27Unbelievable. This one's as simple as it gets.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30I'll give you lot a handful of words from around the world.
0:13:30 > 0:13:34All you guys need to do is tell me what you think they mean.
0:13:34 > 0:13:39Whichever team I think does best overall can hand in their homework.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42Buzz in when you think you know what this word means.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44This is your first word here.
0:13:45 > 0:13:46BELL
0:13:46 > 0:13:48- Yeah?- A foot for a baby?
0:13:48 > 0:13:49LAUGHTER
0:13:49 > 0:13:51Correct in English, but it means something else...
0:13:51 > 0:13:52BELL
0:13:52 > 0:13:54- Sam?- Bigfoot's son.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59Is it an ironic nickname for someone with really big feet,
0:13:59 > 0:14:01like, you call a giant bloke Tiny?
0:14:01 > 0:14:06- Oh, there is, look, old Baby-foot. Someone with size 15 shoes!- A clown!
0:14:06 > 0:14:11- Yes?- In French, something like baby football, like babies play football?
0:14:11 > 0:14:16Do you know what, Holly? It's close enough, I'm going to give you that.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19Baby-foot is the French word for table football.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26But, wait, wait, I know what you're all thinking.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29Iain, that's all fine and well but how do you pronounce that?
0:14:29 > 0:14:32Well, it's a little something like this.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35- SUAVE FRENCH ACCENT VOICE-OVER: - Baby-foot.
0:14:35 > 0:14:36LAUGHTER
0:14:36 > 0:14:39- OK...- What should it have sounded like?- A little something...
0:14:39 > 0:14:41like this.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43- SUAVE FRENCH ACCENT VOICE OVER: - Baby-foot.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49Our next word is this one.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51- Holly?- Is it something like a Halloween costume,
0:14:51 > 0:14:53like a snotty ghost or something?
0:14:53 > 0:14:57- A snotty ghost?- A-tish-oooooooo!
0:14:58 > 0:15:01A ghoul-based pun. No-one thought it possible.
0:15:01 > 0:15:06It's like a really posh word for when you trump,
0:15:06 > 0:15:11so it's like, "Urgh, Deidre dropped a snollygoster!"
0:15:13 > 0:15:15I think it's an umbrella for turkeys.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19- Don't forget your snollygoster. - HE IMITATES A TURKEY
0:15:20 > 0:15:22That's not bad. I'm going to give you guys the answer.
0:15:22 > 0:15:27It's an American-English word for an unscrupulous or unprincipled person.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30- Do you want to know what that would've sounded like?- Yes, please.
0:15:30 > 0:15:34Well, that word would've sounded a little something like this.
0:15:34 > 0:15:38- NEW YORK ACCENT VOICE-OVER: - Snollygoster!
0:15:38 > 0:15:42- There you go.- Nice. - Our next word is this one.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45- Ooh!- Vick?
0:15:45 > 0:15:49I think it's like the sound that an Italian ambulance would make,
0:15:49 > 0:15:53so it's like, "Ni-na, na-na, ni-na, na-na!"
0:15:53 > 0:15:55Holly?
0:15:55 > 0:15:58Like a child walking along with grandma, like falling over,
0:15:58 > 0:16:00like, "Ni-na, na-na, ni-na!"
0:16:00 > 0:16:03To be honest, Holly, if my grandmother fell over,
0:16:03 > 0:16:05I'd try and catch her!
0:16:06 > 0:16:10I would! If she made that noise...! Boof! And I'm like,
0:16:10 > 0:16:13"Ni-na, na-na, na-na!" That must really help her out!
0:16:13 > 0:16:15"Right, I'm off!"
0:16:17 > 0:16:21It's if the person you're saying hello to is called something else
0:16:21 > 0:16:25and you think it's Nina. You go, "How're you doing, Nina-na..."
0:16:25 > 0:16:29- Good.- I'm going to give you the actual answer.
0:16:29 > 0:16:33- It is Italian for lullaby. - How's it pronounced?
0:16:33 > 0:16:38I'm glad you asked me, cos it sounds a little something like this.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41- ITALIAN ACCENT VOICE-OVER: - Ni-na na-na!
0:16:41 > 0:16:44Right, well, that is MORE than enough of that.
0:16:44 > 0:16:48Grant's team, you've done very well, but Holly, ni-na na-na-nah,
0:16:48 > 0:16:51which is Italian for "hand in your homework!"
0:16:56 > 0:16:59OK, so, we're about halfway through the show,
0:16:59 > 0:17:02so let's check in with Smash for the scores.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04So, Smash, what have Grant's team got?
0:17:04 > 0:17:07Grrrrrr!
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Oh, and, er, what about Holly's team?
0:17:09 > 0:17:12Grrrrrrr!
0:17:12 > 0:17:15Mmm, so, Grant's team, you're trailing at the minute.
0:17:15 > 0:17:18You'd better pull your socks up if you want to dodge detention
0:17:18 > 0:17:21with Mr Smash. Believe me, you wouldn't like him when he's angry.
0:17:26 > 0:17:28Aaarrrrrrrggggh!
0:17:28 > 0:17:32That's one of his five-a-day! Let's get on with the next round.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40OK, it's time for What Happened Was,
0:17:40 > 0:17:43a round where our teams bang their heads together to come up with
0:17:43 > 0:17:46a good excuse for not handing in their homework.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49But what will their excuses be about?
0:17:49 > 0:17:54Let's find out by grabbing some words from the audience. Let's go!
0:17:58 > 0:18:02OK, I need some words from the audience.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04- Name?- Snowm... Shannon.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07Your name's snowman?!
0:18:07 > 0:18:10- Your parents must hate you! OK, what's your name?- Shannon.
0:18:10 > 0:18:13- And what's your word, Shannon? - Snowman.- Snowman. OK.
0:18:13 > 0:18:17- What's your name?- Naomi.- And what's your word?- Electric eel.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19Electric eel?! Wow!
0:18:19 > 0:18:21- OK, what's your name?- Olivia.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23And what's your word?
0:18:23 > 0:18:26- Fantastical.- Fantastical. Good word.
0:18:26 > 0:18:30Going to go with... We've got Zayn from One Direction.
0:18:30 > 0:18:35- What's your word, Zayn? - Butterflies.- Butterflies. Ooh!
0:18:36 > 0:18:37So, Holly's team,
0:18:37 > 0:18:40you've got to come up with your excuse using the words...
0:18:46 > 0:18:50So, get thinking. I'm going to get some words for Grant's team.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52- What's your name?- Erin. - What's your word, Erin?
0:18:52 > 0:18:54- Martian.- Martian?!
0:18:54 > 0:18:57Nice one. And what is your word?
0:18:57 > 0:19:00- Cheese factory.- Cheese factory!
0:19:00 > 0:19:05- What's your name, teacher?- Eva.- Eva. What's your word?
0:19:05 > 0:19:09- Octopus.- Why octopus? Why did you pick that?- Don't know.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12- Do you want me to not sit next to you any more, Eva?- Yes!
0:19:12 > 0:19:15OK. Next word.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17- What's your name?- Rachel. - And what's your word...?
0:19:17 > 0:19:21- Pineapple.- "Rachel, pineapple!"
0:19:21 > 0:19:24OK, Grant's team. Your words are...
0:19:30 > 0:19:34Right, we've got our words. So, let's get fibbing. Come on!
0:19:39 > 0:19:45- OK, Holly.- Homework? - So, bring it over, mate. Hand it in.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48- Well, I kind of haven't done it. - You've not done it at all?
0:19:48 > 0:19:51- But I do have an excuse. - Let's hear it then.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53Well, I was going out for my birthday meal
0:19:53 > 0:19:56- and I've have been waiting for this all year!- Happy birthday, by the way.
0:19:56 > 0:20:00- Nice one, OK.- We were walking to this restaurant called Fantastico.
0:20:00 > 0:20:05- So, anyway, I ordered this, like, non-alcoholic cocktail.- Right, OK.
0:20:05 > 0:20:08- But it has butterflies in it! - A butterfly cocktail?!- I was fuming!
0:20:08 > 0:20:11- Really?!- Absolutely fuming! - Well, that's understandable.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13You don't want a butterfly in your drink.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15Because when I get angry I've got snowman-itis.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17What is that?
0:20:17 > 0:20:20What happens is, I turn into this massive, pink snowman.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22You're like a winter version of the Incredible Hulk.
0:20:22 > 0:20:25Yes, and my brother has electric-eel-itis as well.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28- What does...?- He turns into an electric eel. He's like...
0:20:28 > 0:20:31I think I've read that comic book. It's a good one.
0:20:31 > 0:20:35So once we'd been on our massive adventure I got home
0:20:35 > 0:20:38but by then it was, like, half-six in the morning, I had no time to do it.
0:20:38 > 0:20:42- Ah!- So that's why I haven't done my homework.- Entirely plausible.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45Don't worry, though. Grant, you hand in your homework and, er...
0:20:45 > 0:20:48You will not believe what happened to Grant!
0:20:48 > 0:20:50- VOICE-OVER:- School disco!
0:20:50 > 0:20:52School disco!
0:20:52 > 0:20:58DANCE MUSIC
0:21:03 > 0:21:04MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY
0:21:04 > 0:21:07- What happened, mate? - I was at, erm...
0:21:07 > 0:21:09a pineapple party,
0:21:09 > 0:21:11and it was set in a cheese factory.
0:21:11 > 0:21:14- Well, cos...pineapple and cheese. - Exactly.
0:21:14 > 0:21:17One of the greatest hors d'oeuvres known to man.
0:21:17 > 0:21:21- I went there with my pet Martian who goes everywhere with me.- Everywhere.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23- You're not going to leave a Martian on its own, are you?- No.
0:21:23 > 0:21:27And basically out of the top of the pineapple popped this octopus
0:21:27 > 0:21:31- with his sticky thingies. - His suckers?- Yeah.
0:21:31 > 0:21:35He just grabbed my homework and took it away, never to be seen again.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37I know, it's heartbreaking.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40Well, you've both got entirely plausible excuses.
0:21:40 > 0:21:44But we need to decide whose is the most believable.
0:21:44 > 0:21:50So, audience, if you are a fan of butterfly cocktails, cheer now.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53- CHEERING - Come on!
0:21:55 > 0:21:58Or if you prefer your octopuses out of a pineapple,
0:21:58 > 0:22:00cheer for Grant right now.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02CHEERING
0:22:02 > 0:22:04- SAM:- That's louder, that's louder.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06Well, that was close.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08- So I'm going to have to call it a draw.- What?!
0:22:08 > 0:22:11- Both of you, hand in your homework. - What?!
0:22:11 > 0:22:12APPLAUSE
0:22:16 > 0:22:19OK, so before we get on with the next round, Paul,
0:22:19 > 0:22:22you're clearly not putting in the effort, mate. I'm furious.
0:22:22 > 0:22:26- In fact, I'll give you some lines. - Oh, what? That's not fair.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28Yeah, I'm giving you lines, mate.
0:22:28 > 0:22:32You do that and let me know when you're done, yeah? Here, Vic?
0:22:32 > 0:22:34- Yeah?- I want your female opinion on this.- Yeah.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37I was thinking of growing a beard.
0:22:37 > 0:22:41- Yeah, why not? You'd suit a beard. - I'll give it a go. Here we go.
0:22:41 > 0:22:42HE GRUNTS
0:22:44 > 0:22:47Ooh...argh...
0:22:47 > 0:22:50POP!
0:22:50 > 0:22:54- What do you think?- Gorgeous. - I'm actually...a bit bored of it,
0:22:54 > 0:22:56- if I'm being honest.- Oh.- Yeah.
0:22:56 > 0:22:59SHAVER BUZZES AND CUTS
0:23:02 > 0:23:05- Finished.- All right, mate, let's have a look.
0:23:05 > 0:23:09It says, "Iain is not my real teacher and I wish he would leave me alone."
0:23:10 > 0:23:14- Good. Well, I hope that taught you a lesson, mate. Did it?- No.- Good.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16Right, well, let's move on.
0:23:21 > 0:23:26OK, here we go with the race to the finish. It's All Kinds Of Wrong.
0:23:26 > 0:23:30In this round, I'll be throwing all sorts of questions at each team.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33When the spotlight stops on you, you have to give me
0:23:33 > 0:23:36the first wrong answer that comes to mind.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38Every wrong answer you give me means
0:23:38 > 0:23:41a bonus piece of homework in the bank. Have you got it?
0:23:41 > 0:23:44- SAM: Got it.- Well... - MARK:- No. No.
0:23:44 > 0:23:45See, they got it right,
0:23:45 > 0:23:48because you can't say the right answer, Sam.
0:23:48 > 0:23:50Yeah, but I...haven't got it!
0:23:52 > 0:23:55Grant's team, you're up first so, please,
0:23:55 > 0:23:57get yourself under...the Wrong Ray.
0:24:01 > 0:24:04OK, guys. You are against the clock.
0:24:04 > 0:24:07- So, in three, two, one... - KLAXON SOUNDS
0:24:07 > 0:24:10Don't count your chickens before they...?
0:24:10 > 0:24:12Fall over.
0:24:12 > 0:24:15An apple a day keeps who away?
0:24:15 > 0:24:17Ti...tigers.
0:24:17 > 0:24:20The "T" in T Rex stands for...?
0:24:20 > 0:24:23Ti-per-pita-per.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25Name a Teletubby.
0:24:25 > 0:24:26Jeremy Kyle.
0:24:28 > 0:24:29You put your heart on your h...?
0:24:29 > 0:24:31- Haaaair! - BUZZER
0:24:34 > 0:24:35Harry Potter and the Chamber of S...?
0:24:35 > 0:24:37Scrambled eggs.
0:24:37 > 0:24:41Good things come to those who...?
0:24:41 > 0:24:44Watch Sam and Mark's Big Friday Wind Up on CBBC.
0:24:46 > 0:24:49Christmas Day is in the month of...?
0:24:49 > 0:24:51Fruit.
0:24:51 > 0:24:53Arachnophobia is a fear of...?
0:24:53 > 0:24:56Kissing grandmas.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58- What noises does a duck make? - BELL RINGS
0:24:58 > 0:25:01- Oh, time up. - APPLAUSE
0:25:01 > 0:25:02Well done, guys.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05That was the biggest load of rubbish I have ever heard
0:25:05 > 0:25:09so take your seats back by the desk, please. Give it up for the team.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11APPLAUSE
0:25:11 > 0:25:14OK, guys. Your time starts in
0:25:14 > 0:25:16- three, two, one... - KLAXON SOUNDS
0:25:16 > 0:25:19Snow White and the Seven...?
0:25:19 > 0:25:21- Oranges.- OK.
0:25:21 > 0:25:23Don't judge a book by its...?
0:25:23 > 0:25:24Sausages.
0:25:24 > 0:25:28OK. Pop goes the what?
0:25:28 > 0:25:30"Hi."
0:25:30 > 0:25:32"LOL" means laughing out...?
0:25:32 > 0:25:34Swindon.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36Are you a man?
0:25:37 > 0:25:39No.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42If your tooth is sore, you visit the...?
0:25:42 > 0:25:44Telly.
0:25:44 > 0:25:47How many days in a week?
0:25:47 > 0:25:48Big Ben.
0:25:48 > 0:25:50An owl goes...
0:25:50 > 0:25:52HE GRUNTS
0:25:52 > 0:25:55You shouldn't keep all your eggs in one...?
0:25:55 > 0:25:58Cardiff.
0:25:58 > 0:26:01- Christopher Columbu... Oh! - BELL RINGS
0:26:01 > 0:26:05- APPLAUSE - Yeah! Nonsense, nonsense.
0:26:05 > 0:26:08That could've made all the difference to the scores
0:26:08 > 0:26:09but then again, I could be wrong.
0:26:09 > 0:26:11Holly's team, go back to your seats
0:26:11 > 0:26:14while I work out who's scored top marks.
0:26:14 > 0:26:15CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:18 > 0:26:21Detention's calling, so it's time to find out who gets an A
0:26:21 > 0:26:23and who gets an "Ah".
0:26:23 > 0:26:25Are you ready, Smash?
0:26:25 > 0:26:28Graaghhh, ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:26:28 > 0:26:32- Aw, look. His mum got him that necklace for Christmas.- Ha-ha!
0:26:32 > 0:26:35So, here we go, let's find out which team are swotty
0:26:35 > 0:26:37and which team are...
0:26:37 > 0:26:39ALL: Notty!
0:26:40 > 0:26:43AUDIENCE WHOOP WITH RISING EXCITEMENT
0:26:44 > 0:26:47Today's winners are...
0:26:47 > 0:26:48Holly's team!
0:26:48 > 0:26:50ALL: Yeah!
0:26:50 > 0:26:51High-five.
0:26:51 > 0:26:54Well done, Holly's team. That is bad news for you, Grant.
0:26:54 > 0:26:58You guys are going to have to take the Walk of Shame. Off you go.
0:26:58 > 0:26:59MR SMASH LAUGHS CRUELLY
0:27:02 > 0:27:06Watch it, Smashy. Be careful with Sam, he's not insured.
0:27:08 > 0:27:10Well done, Holly's team.
0:27:10 > 0:27:12Anyway, that's all for today but before we go,
0:27:12 > 0:27:16please give it up for Grant's team in detention, Sam, Vic and Grant.
0:27:16 > 0:27:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:27:17 > 0:27:20Give it up for our victors, Mark, Paul and Holly.
0:27:20 > 0:27:21CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:27:21 > 0:27:26Thank you, everyone, for watching, and remember, we didn't learn much,
0:27:26 > 0:27:28but it was fun trying.
0:27:28 > 0:27:29See you next time on...
0:27:29 > 0:27:33ALL: The Dog Ate My Homework!
0:27:33 > 0:27:36Sees ya!
0:27:36 > 0:27:37APPLAUSE