0:00:40 > 0:00:44Hello, and welcome to The Dog Ate My Homework,
0:00:44 > 0:00:47CBBC's best excuse for a panel show.
0:00:47 > 0:00:48I'm Iain Stirling and I'm here
0:00:48 > 0:00:50to make sure you all learn your lessons.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52So fasten your seat belts
0:00:52 > 0:00:54as we kick off with today's announcements.
0:00:54 > 0:00:57Congratulations to Year 7's fashion project.
0:00:57 > 0:01:01You did a fabulous job recycling the janitor's old teeth.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03LAUGHTER
0:01:05 > 0:01:06Could Princess Aurora, Year 8,
0:01:06 > 0:01:10please meet Prince William, Year 9, in the school nurse's office.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12He claims you owe him a kiss.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15LAUGHTER
0:01:15 > 0:01:18And due to bad behaviour, every student in Mr Smash's
0:01:18 > 0:01:21gym class has been suspended.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24LAUGHTER
0:01:24 > 0:01:25Anyway, sit up and face front,
0:01:25 > 0:01:27cos it's time to take the register.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30Let's see who's going to get some lines today!
0:01:30 > 0:01:33- On my left we have Harley.- Here!
0:01:33 > 0:01:36On Harley's team, we have the tiny tartan terror Susan Calman.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38Here, Mr Stirling.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41And we also have fun-loving comedian Mawaan Rizwan.
0:01:41 > 0:01:42Here, Miss!
0:01:42 > 0:01:43Sir.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45Mash them altogether,
0:01:45 > 0:01:48and what you get is MaLeySue!
0:01:48 > 0:01:50Oh, that is beautiful!
0:01:50 > 0:01:51We're very attractive.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53It does look a bit like
0:01:53 > 0:01:54a young Johnny Depp.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56Travelling at 100mph.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58- Yeah.- Yeah!
0:01:58 > 0:02:01And, to my right, we have Callum.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03And on Callum's team
0:02:03 > 0:02:06we have got the 4 O'Clock Club's very own Dan Wright!
0:02:06 > 0:02:08- Present and correct. - And from Who Let the Dogs Out
0:02:08 > 0:02:13- it's Ashleigh Butler.- I'm here. - You are indeed. Mash them together
0:02:13 > 0:02:15and what you get is DanCalAsh!
0:02:18 > 0:02:19Hello, beautiful.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22That looks a little bit like Clare Balding.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26By a little bit you mean exactly.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30That looks like a Ron Weasley gone wrong.
0:02:30 > 0:02:34OK, please give it up for today's teams.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36APPLAUSE
0:02:38 > 0:02:41Right, ears open. Let's talk tactics.
0:02:41 > 0:02:45Every time you win a round, you get to hand in some of this homework.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47That means, if you want to be top of the class,
0:02:47 > 0:02:49you have to hand in as much homework as you possibly can
0:02:49 > 0:02:51by the end of the show.
0:02:51 > 0:02:52And the team that hands in the least
0:02:52 > 0:02:55gets detention with our one and only PE teacher.
0:02:55 > 0:02:59A man who makes Lord Voldermort look like your nan - it's Mr Smash!
0:02:59 > 0:03:01MR SMASH SCREAMS
0:03:05 > 0:03:08Smash is helping out today because our lollipop lady is ill.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11It's not an actual lollipop.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Don't eat that...
0:03:16 > 0:03:19That's quite impressive, actually. And remember,
0:03:19 > 0:03:21as far as the points go, its Iain's School,
0:03:21 > 0:03:25- so it's... - ALL: Iain's Rules.
0:03:25 > 0:03:29They are my rules! Now stop your jibber-jabbering, and let's play!
0:03:34 > 0:03:38This round is called Shedloads, and here's how it works.
0:03:38 > 0:03:39I'll give you guys questions
0:03:39 > 0:03:42which have a shedload of correct answers.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44We'll bounce back and forth between the teams
0:03:44 > 0:03:46and when we've exhausted all possible answers
0:03:46 > 0:03:49I'll fire another question into the mix.
0:03:49 > 0:03:54The team I think does best can hand in their homework. Everybody ready?
0:03:54 > 0:03:56ALL: Yes!
0:03:56 > 0:03:58Good. OK. Our first question is biology.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04- On you go.- Green Lantern.- Yes.
0:04:04 > 0:04:08- Ian Stirling.- Is the correct answer.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10- Superman.- Superman. Yes.
0:04:10 > 0:04:11Super Dinner Lady.
0:04:11 > 0:04:15Super Dinner Lady, she serves sprouts like no other.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18- Thor.- Thor. He just warms things up a bit.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22- Noel Edmonds.- Yes!
0:04:22 > 0:04:26How he makes opening boxes exciting, that's extraordinary, isn't it?
0:04:26 > 0:04:29- Harley.- What's your superhuman skill?- Eating.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32- Harley's going to eat all the homework today.- Yeah.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34- OK.- Timmy Mallet.
0:04:34 > 0:04:35How did you know Timmy Mallet?!
0:04:35 > 0:04:38Because he's got such an awesome surname.
0:04:38 > 0:04:42- I have no idea who he is. - He looks like Alan Carr.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46I suppose he is, really. Next.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48- Clare Balding.- Yes.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51- Knows a lot about horses.- Yes.- OK.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54- Louie Spence.- Yes. - The way he does that.
0:04:54 > 0:04:55I don't need to see that.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57- OK.- Pudsey.- Pudsey, yes.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59You're not wrong, Ashleigh.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01Take a look at that.
0:05:01 > 0:05:02Pudsey the dog, everybody.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05APPLAUSE
0:05:05 > 0:05:06We're moving on.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Home economics.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12- Tomatoes.- Yoghurt.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14- OK.- Nuts.- Yes.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Raisins.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19Casserole.
0:05:19 > 0:05:20It happens.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23Don't laugh, I'm a victim.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Milk and cats.
0:05:25 > 0:05:29- They go together. - Great minds think alike.- OK.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31- Horse.- Allergic to horse?
0:05:31 > 0:05:32Just the one.
0:05:32 > 0:05:38- I'm allergic to boybands. - # Let's go crazy, crazy, crazy. #
0:05:38 > 0:05:40I'm coming out in a rash.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43- OK.- Brussels sprouts. I'm allergic to Brussels sprouts.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46- Me too.- Yeah. Ha!
0:05:46 > 0:05:48- Washing powder.- True.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50I get a right rash on my bum some days
0:05:50 > 0:05:52when mum uses the wrong washing powder on me pants.
0:05:52 > 0:05:56- Belgium.- Belgium's a country.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Yes, and I can't go there.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00Let's move on. It's school stuff.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05- Kiss Tag.- Kiss Tag!
0:06:05 > 0:06:09- That thing where you jump on the numbers.- Hopscotch.- Amazing.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12- Skipping.- Yes.- Swapsies.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15- Got, got, need, need. - Dan was in a band called Swapsies.
0:06:17 > 0:06:18Do the song.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21# Got, got, need, need. #
0:06:21 > 0:06:25- Kerby.- Kerby, what a great game.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Detention. You might not get to go out at break
0:06:27 > 0:06:29- because you're doing detention.- Yes.
0:06:29 > 0:06:33I used to pretend to be a turtle at school.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35The thing is, that doesn't surprise me.
0:06:35 > 0:06:36Ready?
0:06:39 > 0:06:40- That's very good.- Next.
0:06:40 > 0:06:44- Horses.- What, just doing that? - No, I'd pretend I was a horse.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46I was always a black one.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49Imagine Ashleigh going into school like...
0:06:49 > 0:06:52Anyone want to play with me? Where you going, I've got hooves?
0:06:52 > 0:06:56- Can we play a game of horses, Ashleigh?- No!
0:06:56 > 0:06:58- How would you...- It's like...
0:06:58 > 0:07:02- I think I know what you mean, actually.- It was like this.
0:07:04 > 0:07:05What is this?
0:07:05 > 0:07:08APPLAUSE
0:07:08 > 0:07:09I like that game.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13We used to play a game called
0:07:13 > 0:07:15Run Away From The Weird Kid Playing Horses.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18BELL RINGS
0:07:23 > 0:07:27You've both done really well, but I think, because of the horse...
0:07:27 > 0:07:29You can play horses with me!
0:07:29 > 0:07:31SUSAN LAUGHS
0:07:31 > 0:07:32That's not going to happen.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35Callum, hand in your homework.
0:07:35 > 0:07:36APPLAUSE
0:07:40 > 0:07:43- Next up is the round where... - KNOCK AT THE DOOR
0:07:43 > 0:07:46- Hello, who is it? - It's Eddie from Class 4B.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49In you come, Eddie from Class 4B. Come on, mate. Oh!
0:07:52 > 0:07:55- Eddie, is that paint?- No.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58- An accident in home ec?- No.
0:07:58 > 0:08:02- What happened then?- I had a fight with the dinner lady.- About what?
0:08:02 > 0:08:05About how far she could throw a bowl of custard.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10- Note for you, Ian.- Thanks, mate. Give it up for Eddie, everybody!
0:08:14 > 0:08:17Got a little school note here.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19School announcement.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22Year 7 trip to Madderton Maze was a great success.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25Because they're all stuck there, which means less marking for me.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27APPLAUSE
0:08:30 > 0:08:36Everybody please contain themselves. It's time for Who Do You Think I Am?
0:08:37 > 0:08:38Yes.
0:08:38 > 0:08:39I will be doing my acting stuff
0:08:39 > 0:08:44and you have to guess who I am personifying, right?
0:08:44 > 0:08:46What does personifying mean?
0:08:46 > 0:08:48- It means Iain doing really bad impressions.- Shut up, mate.
0:08:51 > 0:08:56We've got the prop box. Let's make all your dreams come true. Let's go.
0:09:01 > 0:09:05- OK, Harley's team, you're up first. - Have you started yet?
0:09:05 > 0:09:09Not yet. Give me a second, mate.
0:09:09 > 0:09:10Wow, gorgeous.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12- This is going to be a long round.- Here we go.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15Are you a man or a woman? It's not quite clear yet.
0:09:15 > 0:09:16Let me do the clue then.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21HE SCREAMS
0:09:21 > 0:09:25I'm a British warrior lady.
0:09:28 > 0:09:32You look quite like Geri Halliwell. Are you Geri Halliwell?
0:09:33 > 0:09:35# Look at me. #
0:09:35 > 0:09:37You're Geri Halliwell.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39- Can we have another clue?- Yes, mate.
0:09:41 > 0:09:47I'm often seen riding my chariot into battle. I've got a pet horse.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49She often does this.
0:09:51 > 0:09:56- Are you Clare Balding? - No.- Are you playing horsey?
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Are you playing horsey?
0:09:59 > 0:10:05- It's your friend from school. - Are you Anne Robinson.- No!
0:10:07 > 0:10:10Are you Anne Robinson at a fancy-dress party?
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Do you need help with that helmet?
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Just take the helmet off.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16It's part of the costume.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20It wouldn't make sense otherwise.
0:10:22 > 0:10:23- HIGH VOICE:- Mr Smash, do you know who I am?
0:10:23 > 0:10:26MR SMASH SCREAMS
0:10:27 > 0:10:29Helen Mirren. Good guess.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33I think Harley knows who you are.
0:10:33 > 0:10:37I was in a play at school and we travelled back in time
0:10:37 > 0:10:38and I was Boudicca.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41Well, I'm going to give you the third clue.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44And you can see if that's your answer.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47There are also lots of different ways to spell my name.
0:10:47 > 0:10:48Are you Rihanna?
0:10:48 > 0:10:50No!
0:10:50 > 0:10:55And legend has it that I am buried under Kings Cross station.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58And about three years ago I met a little ginger girl
0:10:58 > 0:11:03who was doing a play and she went, "Hello, I'm Harley."
0:11:03 > 0:11:06Get away! Get away from the helmet.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10This is how you wear a helmet.
0:11:10 > 0:11:14- Who am I?- Boudicca. - Is the correct answer.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18Yes, Boudicca, queen of the Iceni
0:11:18 > 0:11:22and defeater of the Roman 9th Legion. OK.
0:11:22 > 0:11:27Callum's team, it's your turn now. You'll be glad to know.
0:11:27 > 0:11:30- Chris Tarrant.- Chris Tarrant has never had a beard.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32- He might do, one day.- Great guess -
0:11:32 > 0:11:35what Chris Tarrant might look like in the future.
0:11:37 > 0:11:42- Tommy Cooper.- Tommy Cooper? - Harry Potter.- Harry Potter?
0:11:44 > 0:11:47Harry Potter after he graduated during the recession
0:11:47 > 0:11:48and it all went terribly wrong.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52- Have you started yet? - Of course not, mate!
0:11:52 > 0:11:54You're incredibly aggressive at the moment.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57Here we go. I'm going to get into character.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59HE HUMS SOFTLY
0:12:00 > 0:12:04I am taller than the average American man.
0:12:04 > 0:12:05I'm taller than them.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07You do realise, when you do American,
0:12:07 > 0:12:09you don't have to talk out of the side of your mouth.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11You look like a really bad ventriloquist.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13What are you talking about?
0:12:13 > 0:12:17- You're a tall American. - I'm a tall American guy.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20- Walking about the street. - That knocks out Michelle Obama.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22I'm not Michelle Obama, very perceptive.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26Clue number dos.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28That means two in the old US of A.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33- The accent's going.- No, it's not.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35If you went to Mount Rushmore,
0:12:35 > 0:12:37you would see I have chiselled features.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39So you live at Mount Rushmore?
0:12:39 > 0:12:43- I'm on Mount Rushmore, man. I be on that bad boy.- Batman?
0:12:45 > 0:12:48Batman when his costume's in the dry-cleaner's?
0:12:48 > 0:12:52- He's just gone out for the day with what he could find.- Last clue.
0:12:53 > 0:12:57- Is it actual...- It is, actually. Do you want some?
0:12:57 > 0:12:59- Can I have some?- It's sweet.
0:12:59 > 0:13:00Sweet, like my acting.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06It's overdone like your acting.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09I just realised I've given Harley lots of sugar.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12Last clue, Callum. Here we go.
0:13:12 > 0:13:16My last night in the theatre didn't go down well with the crowd
0:13:16 > 0:13:17cos I got myself shot!
0:13:18 > 0:13:21Daniel Day-Lewis got an Oscar for being me.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24He's a talented guy, old Daniel.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27- Probably an actor, due to the popcorn.- Yeah.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29You've got the fez, the beard, the weird cloak.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31Do you know the answer?
0:13:31 > 0:13:34You can say the answer if you know the answer.
0:13:34 > 0:13:35I would like it if you said the answer.
0:13:35 > 0:13:39- I feel so much pressure right now. - Say the answer, Ashleigh!
0:13:39 > 0:13:42- Abraham Lincoln. - Is the correct answer.
0:13:45 > 0:13:50I was the bearded-faced 16th President of the United States of A.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52Well, that's the end of the round.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54Both teams, due to my phenomenal acting,
0:13:54 > 0:13:56got the right answer, so follow me up here
0:13:56 > 0:13:58and hand in your homework.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04OK, we have reached he midway in the show,
0:14:04 > 0:14:07so let's go over to Smash for the scores.
0:14:07 > 0:14:08You all right, Smashy?
0:14:10 > 0:14:13Ah, look at him go. He's training for the Commonwealth Games.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16Maybe some water would help, Smashy!
0:14:20 > 0:14:23That's a shame. He could have been a contender! OK.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26Let's have the scores. What have Callum's team got?
0:14:29 > 0:14:31OK, and what about Harley's team?
0:14:34 > 0:14:36Right, well, Callum's team, you're ahead at the moment.
0:14:36 > 0:14:41So, Harley's team need jump to it, or it'll be detention with Mr Smash.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43MR SMASH SCREAMS
0:14:45 > 0:14:48What are those two like! Anyway, time for the next round.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56So, now it is time for our science round
0:14:56 > 0:14:59and, as our science round is pretty weird,
0:14:59 > 0:15:02we've called it Weird Science.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04- Wow.- I so did not see that coming!
0:15:05 > 0:15:08I will show you some scientific facts with words blanked out
0:15:08 > 0:15:10and all you have to do is fill in the blanks.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12I'm looking for funny suggestions,
0:15:12 > 0:15:15or anything close enough to the real answer.
0:15:15 > 0:15:19And whoever I think does the best can hand in their homework.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21Callum, can I hear your buzzer.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23Lovely. Harley, can I hear your buzzer.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29I didn't expect it to be that loud.
0:15:29 > 0:15:33OK, here is your first science fact.
0:15:38 > 0:15:43- Callum.- A fact can travel out of your mouth at 100mph.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45Yeah, and if you're a lie, you better duck.
0:15:47 > 0:15:52A horn can travel out of your trumpet
0:15:52 > 0:15:53at 100mph
0:15:53 > 0:15:55when Harley is using it.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57Yes.
0:15:57 > 0:16:02- A telling-off can travel out of your mother at 100mph.- That is true.
0:16:02 > 0:16:06You're into science fiction, aren't you, Callum?
0:16:06 > 0:16:08- Big Doctor Who fan, aren't you?- I am.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11I believe you can name all the Doctor Whos. Can you?
0:16:11 > 0:16:12- Yeah.- Go for it.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15William Hartnell, Patrick Troughton, Jon Pertwee, Tom Baker
0:16:15 > 0:16:18Peter Davison, Colin Baker, Sylvester McCoy, Paul McGann,
0:16:18 > 0:16:22Christopher Eccleston, David Tennant, Matt Smith, Peter Capaldi.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27Harley's team.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30A list of Doctor Whos can travel out of his mouth at 100mph.
0:16:30 > 0:16:31It can.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33Anyone else?
0:16:33 > 0:16:36A spell can travel out of your wand at 100mph.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38I've got a Harry Potter wand
0:16:38 > 0:16:42and I do it in the house like that to see if the washing-up will happen.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45- Has it ever happened?- Not yet. But I'm going to keep trying.
0:16:45 > 0:16:49I'll give you a clue. It involves your nose.
0:16:51 > 0:16:55A snotty bogey can travel out of your nose at 100mph.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57You made it more childish than it needed to be.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59I'll give you the points.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05Well done, Callum's team.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09OK, next one...
0:17:11 > 0:17:13Ian's feet are made of cheese.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17You're actually wrong. They smell of cheese.
0:17:18 > 0:17:21Sweet dreams are made of this.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26- It's a song.- Who am I to disagree?
0:17:28 > 0:17:31- I was going to say that. - This is the best TV show ever.
0:17:32 > 0:17:35Callum, all your references are from the '80s.
0:17:35 > 0:17:36Blame my parents.
0:17:36 > 0:17:40- OK.- Old people are made of biscuits.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44- They do smell of biscuits. - They do smell of biscuits.
0:17:46 > 0:17:47Jedward are made of blancmange.
0:17:49 > 0:17:52Jedward are actually made of hair gel.
0:17:52 > 0:17:56I'll give you a clue. You are made of something. What are you made of?
0:17:56 > 0:17:59Technically humans are made of carbon.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02I don't know, but factually that is the correct answer.
0:18:02 > 0:18:05I'm going to give you that. You are made of stardust.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07I'm going to give you a point for that.
0:18:11 > 0:18:14OK, our next science fact is...
0:18:14 > 0:18:18- TANNOY: 'SCHOOL DISCO!' - It's School Disco!
0:18:18 > 0:18:20# I like to move it, move it
0:18:20 > 0:18:21# I like to move it, move it
0:18:21 > 0:18:23# I like to move it, move it
0:18:23 > 0:18:25# You like to move it
0:18:25 > 0:18:27# I like to move it, move it
0:18:27 > 0:18:29# I like to move it, move it... #
0:18:35 > 0:18:38- Yes, Harley.- Crocodiles can't sneeze their nose out.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43Brilliant. They can't do that. Ashleigh.
0:18:43 > 0:18:48- Crocodiles can't dance their heart out.- Oh. Yes.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51Crocodiles can't ask their friends out.
0:18:51 > 0:18:52ALL: Ah!
0:18:52 > 0:18:53They're lonely creatures.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55They can't whisper in their ears
0:18:55 > 0:18:57because their mouths are too far away.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00Crocodiles can't withdraw their cash out.
0:19:00 > 0:19:04- Cos they've got tiny little hands. - They also can't scratch their belly.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07- Just pat it.- Susan.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09Crocodiles can't take their library books out
0:19:09 > 0:19:12because they forgot their library card.
0:19:12 > 0:19:16Stupid crocodiles. No pockets. OK. I'm going to give you a clue.
0:19:16 > 0:19:20It is to do with their tongues.
0:19:20 > 0:19:24- Susan.- I don't think they can stick their tongues out.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27Susan is on a roll. Correct.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33It was a close-fought battle.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36It was a close round, but I think, Harley's team, you get the points.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39Harley, please hand in your homework.
0:19:39 > 0:19:40APPLAUSE
0:19:45 > 0:19:49I'm sorry to do this, but we're having a few issues today. Susan.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51- Don't act surprised.- What?
0:19:51 > 0:19:53I don't think you've been giving this your all.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55I've been trying my best.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58- I'm going to have to give you some lines.- Aw, come on, Iain.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00It's not my fault, mate.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02Give me a shout when you're done.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04In the meantime, have I told you
0:20:04 > 0:20:06I do a little bit of balloon modelling?
0:20:06 > 0:20:08- No.- Give me a shout when you're done, OK?
0:20:12 > 0:20:14- Iain, that's impressive. - I can't quite...
0:20:14 > 0:20:17- That's incredible. - Mr Smash, what am I doing wrong?
0:20:17 > 0:20:19MR SMASH SCREAMS
0:20:20 > 0:20:22Oh, balloons together.
0:20:23 > 0:20:29Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Susan...
0:20:30 > 0:20:32Iain, I'm done.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34Wicked, so...
0:20:36 > 0:20:37What did you write?
0:20:43 > 0:20:47- You do smell of cheese.- What type of cheese?- A mature Red Leicester.
0:20:48 > 0:20:50I am very mature.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53Let's do the next round.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01It's time for Sprint Finish.
0:21:01 > 0:21:05This is the round where both teams have to mime different things
0:21:05 > 0:21:07to do with sports.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09So if football comes up, you can just roll around on the floor,
0:21:09 > 0:21:12clutching your ankle like a big baby.
0:21:12 > 0:21:15Every correct answer is a piece of homework in the bank.
0:21:15 > 0:21:19And you can't use words, but you can make noises.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21OK, Harley's Team, you're up first,
0:21:21 > 0:21:25which means, Susan, please make your way to the Sports Spot.
0:21:28 > 0:21:29Come on, everyone.
0:21:31 > 0:21:35- Do us proud.- OK, Susan. Your time starts in three, two, one - go.
0:21:38 > 0:21:41- Swimming. Swimming goggles.- Correct.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46- Weight-lifting.- Correct.
0:21:49 > 0:21:53- Golf.- Hockey.- Ice hockey.
0:21:53 > 0:21:56- An item.- Hockey stick.- Yes.
0:21:59 > 0:22:02- Jumping.- Gymnastics.- Starfish.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04- Trampolining.- Yes.
0:22:06 > 0:22:11- Meditating. Yoga.- Yes. Here we go.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.
0:22:18 > 0:22:21- Imagine she's wearing a nappy. - Sumo Wrestling.- Yes.
0:22:22 > 0:22:26- Ashleigh doing horse impressions.- No!
0:22:26 > 0:22:29Running. Cycling!
0:22:29 > 0:22:32Where is she cycling?
0:22:32 > 0:22:35- On the road... TV studio? - Garlic, berets...
0:22:35 > 0:22:39- In a car park.- Where is a famous cycling competition?!
0:22:39 > 0:22:43- Oh. France.- I'll give you that. Tour de France.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49- Skateboarding.- Yes.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53- Table tennis.- Yes.
0:22:53 > 0:22:54Are you OK?
0:22:56 > 0:22:57Swimming.
0:22:58 > 0:22:59- Netball.- Tap-dancing.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01BELL RINGS
0:23:07 > 0:23:09Callum's team, you're up next.
0:23:09 > 0:23:12Ashleigh, please make your way to the Sports Spot!
0:23:17 > 0:23:21Your time starts in three, two, one, Go!
0:23:23 > 0:23:26- Tug of war. - Yes, how did you get that?- What?
0:23:26 > 0:23:29It's a Scottish thing. You do it like this.
0:23:31 > 0:23:36- Log-chucking.- It's called tossing the caber. I'll give you that.
0:23:36 > 0:23:39- Ice skating.- Yes. Next one.
0:23:40 > 0:23:45- Tennis.- Tennis in a room.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47- Badminton.- Squash racquet.- Yes.
0:23:47 > 0:23:50Carry on. This will be amazing.
0:23:50 > 0:23:51Handball.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56Dog dancing.
0:23:56 > 0:23:59She's on a broomstick.
0:23:59 > 0:24:02Witching.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04She's playing a sport.
0:24:09 > 0:24:11- Quidditch.- Yes.
0:24:18 > 0:24:19Are you hibernating?
0:24:23 > 0:24:26- You're going crazy.- What is her hair?
0:24:26 > 0:24:28- Going everywhere.- Belly dancer.
0:24:30 > 0:24:32You do that. Pretend to slide it.
0:24:34 > 0:24:35Curling!
0:24:39 > 0:24:41- Tenpin bowling.- Yes.
0:24:49 > 0:24:52Get off my desk. Get off my desk!
0:24:57 > 0:24:59Stop it.
0:24:59 > 0:25:00What are you doing?
0:25:04 > 0:25:06- Pooh sticks.- Yes.
0:25:08 > 0:25:09Well done.
0:25:09 > 0:25:14- Swimming.- Relay.
0:25:14 > 0:25:18- Trio swimming. - When you do it all together.
0:25:21 > 0:25:23Synchronised swimming.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28BELL RINGS
0:25:33 > 0:25:36You know what? Next year's Britain's Got Talent.
0:25:36 > 0:25:40- That is what I'm doing.- Simon Cowell going, "I've got no idea."
0:25:41 > 0:25:43That was amazing. Give it up for Ashleigh.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51I have no idea what happened. Let's take a minute
0:25:51 > 0:25:53and find out who's scored top marks!
0:25:58 > 0:26:02So it's time to find out which team will be laughing at prize-giving
0:26:02 > 0:26:06and which team will be crying in detention with Mr Smash.
0:26:06 > 0:26:09MR SMASH SCREAMS
0:26:09 > 0:26:13Look, he's just having a bit of an afternoon snack.
0:26:13 > 0:26:17He's a growing boy. That is absolutely disgusting.
0:26:17 > 0:26:18Anyway, here we go.
0:26:18 > 0:26:22Let's see which team are swotty, and which team are...
0:26:22 > 0:26:23ALL: Naughty!
0:26:29 > 0:26:31The winners are...
0:26:31 > 0:26:32Callum's team!
0:26:36 > 0:26:41Well done, Callum's team. Harley's team, commiserations.
0:26:41 > 0:26:45You're going to detention. So please take the walk of shame.
0:26:53 > 0:26:56Today you'll be helping Mr Smash
0:26:56 > 0:26:59clean those dirty plates.
0:26:59 > 0:27:01Get your sleeves rolled up!
0:27:01 > 0:27:06- Come on, Susan.- Get right in. That's all we've got time for today.
0:27:06 > 0:27:11Please give it up for Harley, Susan and Mawaan in detention.
0:27:11 > 0:27:13APPLAUSE
0:27:13 > 0:27:15Please give it up to today's winners,
0:27:15 > 0:27:17Callum, Dan and Ashleigh, everyone.
0:27:21 > 0:27:22Thank you all for watching.
0:27:22 > 0:27:26And remember, we didn't learn much, but it was fun trying.
0:27:26 > 0:27:28See you next time on...
0:27:28 > 0:27:31ALL: The Dog Ate My Homework.
0:27:31 > 0:27:33See ya!