0:00:42 > 0:00:45Hello and welcome to The Dog Ate My Homework,
0:00:45 > 0:00:47CBBC's best excuse for a panel show.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50I'm Iain Stirling and I'm here to give 10 out of 10 for effort,
0:00:50 > 0:00:53and 12 out of 10 for bad maths.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56But before we get started, here are the school announcements.
0:00:56 > 0:01:01The school's new crackdown on chewing gum is being taken very seriously.
0:01:04 > 0:01:05Thanks to Mrs Morgan,
0:01:05 > 0:01:08whose talk about accountancy really livened up careers week.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14Our new art teacher has raised eyebrows
0:01:14 > 0:01:17after painting a fire hydrant and then cocking her leg against it.
0:01:21 > 0:01:23Right, let's get things moving by taking the register
0:01:23 > 0:01:26and find out who needs teaching a lesson today.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29On my left we have Grant.
0:01:29 > 0:01:30Here, miss. Oh, sorry, sir.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33And on his team we have cheeky comedian Paul McCaffery.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35Present, Mr Stirling.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37And from MI High, it's Oyiza Momoh.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39Here, sir.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Stick 'em together and what you get is Groyzi-Aul.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44LAUGHTER
0:01:46 > 0:01:47Oh, dear!
0:01:47 > 0:01:50Paul's eyes on Grant's face do not look right.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52Wow! Sorry, Grant!
0:01:53 > 0:01:55And on my right we have Holly.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Here, sir.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00On her team we also have the very funny Katie Mulgrew.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03- Hiya.- That's Northern for "here".
0:02:03 > 0:02:05And the equally funny but slightly less Northern,
0:02:05 > 0:02:07it's Charlie Baker, everybody.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Yes, Dad. Sir!
0:02:09 > 0:02:12Put them all together and what you get is ChOllyTie.
0:02:12 > 0:02:18- Yeah! Pretty good-looking. - Pretty handsome.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20- That's quite scary! - That's terrifying!
0:02:21 > 0:02:23It's like a weird baby!
0:02:23 > 0:02:26It looks like something out of Lord Of The Rings, doesn't it?
0:02:26 > 0:02:27It really does.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30Everyone, give it up for today's teams!
0:02:30 > 0:02:33CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Right - here's how this works.
0:02:35 > 0:02:39Each team has shelves full of homework by their desks.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41The team that hands in the most by the end of the show
0:02:41 > 0:02:44will be the winner, but the losing side will be put into detention
0:02:44 > 0:02:47under the supervision of our PE teacher.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50A man so dangerous, he sleeps in a cage.
0:02:50 > 0:02:54Good news for us, bad news for the lions. It's Mr Smash!
0:02:54 > 0:02:57Aaaargh!
0:02:57 > 0:02:59How are you today, Mr Smash?
0:02:59 > 0:03:01What's that you've got there?
0:03:01 > 0:03:07- Num-yum-yum!- Your breakfast? You're having a bit of breakfast, mate?
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Bags can be a bit fiddly, can't they?
0:03:11 > 0:03:15You've got big hands so be careful, mate...
0:03:15 > 0:03:16Aaaaargh!
0:03:20 > 0:03:22Well, I suppose that's one way of doing it.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25So, that's what's in store for you if you lose.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28And remember, as far as the points go, it's Iain's School,
0:03:28 > 0:03:30so it's...
0:03:32 > 0:03:35Right, enough chit-chat. Let's do this thing already.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44OK, so this round is called Body Language.
0:03:44 > 0:03:48I am going to ask you questions which all have three-letter answers.
0:03:48 > 0:03:52You have to spell out those answers using your bodies -
0:03:52 > 0:03:53one letter each.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56The team that spells out the most correct answers
0:03:56 > 0:03:58gets to hand in their homework.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01Holly's Team, please make your way to the front.
0:04:01 > 0:04:02Come on, Holly!
0:04:07 > 0:04:10OK, your time starts in 3...2...1... Go!
0:04:10 > 0:04:13If you're a swot, then you're a "teacher's..." what?
0:04:13 > 0:04:16- Oh, uh, OK.- Pet. Pet. Oh, yeah! Right.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18It comes after April.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20AUDIENCE: May!
0:04:20 > 0:04:23- Mobot-ing it! - There you go!
0:04:23 > 0:04:25The uniform for your neck.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28- A tie.- Oh, come on! What...?!
0:04:28 > 0:04:31- E. Do an E!- What's that?!
0:04:31 > 0:04:33It looks like a bad octopus!
0:04:33 > 0:04:36This is a very accurate E, I think you'll find!
0:04:36 > 0:04:37Criminals break the...?
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Law.
0:04:39 > 0:04:40Do an L, Charlie.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42I'm doing a small "l"!
0:04:43 > 0:04:46If it's not the truth, then it's a...?
0:04:46 > 0:04:47AUDIENCE: Lie!
0:04:47 > 0:04:49- Oh, come on! - Capital, Charlie!
0:04:49 > 0:04:52- Sit down! - As quickly as possible, please!
0:04:52 > 0:04:54There we go!
0:04:54 > 0:04:56You cut wood with an...?
0:04:56 > 0:04:59- Axe.- Saw.- What we going for? - Axe or saw?
0:04:59 > 0:05:01Either. I'll take either!
0:05:01 > 0:05:05- Do an axe!- They just want to see Katie do an "E" again!
0:05:05 > 0:05:08BELL RINGS Woah, woah, woah!
0:05:08 > 0:05:11Katie, how long do you reckon you could hold an E for?
0:05:11 > 0:05:12Oh! Not that long!
0:05:12 > 0:05:15I'm going to sing an E note, and let's see how long. Ready?
0:05:15 > 0:05:17# Eeeeeeeeeee... #
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Go on, Katie! Go on, Katie!
0:05:25 > 0:05:28Well done, guys. Please take your seats! APPLAUSE
0:05:31 > 0:05:33All right, Grant's team,
0:05:33 > 0:05:35I want you guys to do... Well, I say the same,
0:05:35 > 0:05:37what I actually mean is, much better!
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Yep. Here we go. 3...2...1...
0:05:39 > 0:05:41Pupils are young, teachers are...?
0:05:41 > 0:05:43AUDIENCE: Old!
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Is that a D?
0:05:45 > 0:05:47Other way! Other way!
0:05:47 > 0:05:50A hen might lay one of these.
0:05:50 > 0:05:54- Egg!- Oh, yes. My G! - Faster, faster!
0:05:54 > 0:05:56In school, you "what" a question?
0:05:56 > 0:06:02- Ask! Erm... Is that OK? - What is that, McCaffrey?!
0:06:02 > 0:06:03Grant is doing a Z!
0:06:03 > 0:06:06You're the wrong way round, Grant, but you can have that!
0:06:06 > 0:06:09Peter Capaldi is Doctor...?
0:06:09 > 0:06:12- Who!- Eh... - Do an "H", mate.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16Do a small one. Arm straight up, like that.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Like that, yeah! Other way!
0:06:18 > 0:06:21That's the crane! There you go, I'll give you that!
0:06:21 > 0:06:23You visit animals at one of these.
0:06:23 > 0:06:24Zoo!
0:06:24 > 0:06:26This'll be good! Watch this!
0:06:26 > 0:06:29- Ah, very good, Paul. - Nicely done!- That is good, Paul.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31You do this on a chair.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33- Sit!- Faster, faster!
0:06:34 > 0:06:37BELL RINGS
0:06:37 > 0:06:39OK, guys, take your seats, please.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44I can tell you that that round was actually a draw,
0:06:44 > 0:06:47so both of your teams get to hand in your homework!
0:06:47 > 0:06:49CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:06:53 > 0:06:56OK, our next round is called... KNOCKING
0:06:56 > 0:06:57Hello, who is it?
0:06:57 > 0:06:59It's Eve, from Class 4B.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Hello, Eve, from Class 4B. In you come.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Have you just come from netball practice?
0:07:05 > 0:07:08- No!- Hockey?
0:07:08 > 0:07:11No, I've come from the Lady GaGa fan club meeting.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13There is only two of us.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16LAUGHTER
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Fair enough. What have you got for me?
0:07:18 > 0:07:21- I've got a note. - Thank you very much, Eve.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23See you later. Give it up for Eve, everyone.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26APPLAUSE
0:07:26 > 0:07:28A school announcement for everybody.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31"Thanks to everyone who took part in the Bring Your Dad To School Day
0:07:31 > 0:07:33"last week, it was a bit of a success.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35"If you forgot to bring your dad home again,
0:07:35 > 0:07:37"please collect him by the end of the day,
0:07:37 > 0:07:41"or else he'll be put in recycling." So, on with the show.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Now, it is time for everyone's favourite round,
0:07:44 > 0:07:47it's time for Who Do You Think I Am?
0:07:47 > 0:07:49- ALL GROAN - Oh, not this!
0:07:49 > 0:07:52Before your very eyes, I will transform myself
0:07:52 > 0:07:54into some of the greatest characters from history.
0:07:54 > 0:07:58Prepare to ask yourselves the question, "Where's Iain gone?"
0:07:58 > 0:08:01Not far enough away, far as I'm concerned!
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Anyway, we've got my props.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06We've got the talent. That's me.
0:08:06 > 0:08:12- Let's blow some minds!- Oh, no! - CHEERING
0:08:14 > 0:08:17All right, guys, are you ready for some pretty powerful acting?
0:08:17 > 0:08:19AUDIENCE: Yeah!
0:08:19 > 0:08:21You've come to the wrong place, unfortunately!
0:08:21 > 0:08:24I am just going to get in. OK.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27That's it, go back to bed. Just go back to bed!
0:08:27 > 0:08:29Here we go, my first character.
0:08:30 > 0:08:34SHRILL VOICE: I am an English woman...
0:08:34 > 0:08:36You sound like my gran trying to do a French impression!
0:08:36 > 0:08:38All right, Grant, just calm down!
0:08:38 > 0:08:42I am an English woman who wore black for much of her life.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46I also wore massive bloomers.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57- Is it Superman? - Supergran!
0:08:57 > 0:09:03- Hi, do you like my ladies' bloomers? - No! You're scaring me!
0:09:03 > 0:09:05I don't think anybody likes your ladies' bloomers! No!
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Who am I?
0:09:07 > 0:09:09I don't know. But I don't want to know you!
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Time for clue number two.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15I'm an English woman, remember.
0:09:15 > 0:09:19But your accent now sounds less English than your actual voice!
0:09:19 > 0:09:22Stop laughing!
0:09:23 > 0:09:26You're making me look stupid! OK!
0:09:27 > 0:09:29I'll just not do it, then!
0:09:29 > 0:09:31AUDIENCE MEMBER: OK.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Don't say, "OK"!
0:09:35 > 0:09:37OK, here we go.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39My face is so famous
0:09:39 > 0:09:41I've been on money and stuff.
0:09:42 > 0:09:43Recognise me?
0:09:45 > 0:09:46Who am I?
0:09:46 > 0:09:49I really don't know! Grant, what do you think?
0:09:49 > 0:09:52I don't know. It looks like Lady GaGa in a bad costume!
0:09:54 > 0:09:56OK! Last clue.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58I had a whole era named after me,
0:09:58 > 0:10:01there's an animated film that I star in.
0:10:01 > 0:10:02It's about pirates.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05- Captain Jack Sparrow.- No!
0:10:05 > 0:10:09I've also got a sponge cake named after me.
0:10:09 > 0:10:10We'll go for Victoria, then.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12We're going to go for Queen Victoria.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14I'm only Queen Victoria!
0:10:17 > 0:10:22Yes! The UK's hanky-headed Queen from 1837 to 1901.
0:10:22 > 0:10:23OK, Holly's team.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26- Are you guys ready for this? - We're ready.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28- Interesting.- Yeah, nice.
0:10:28 > 0:10:29Prop on.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32This is obviously a completely different character,
0:10:32 > 0:10:34so I just have to adjust accordingly.
0:10:36 > 0:10:37SCREECHY VOICE: I...
0:10:37 > 0:10:39Oh, yeah. I see what you've done with the voice.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42I am a British man...
0:10:42 > 0:10:44You sound like a woman.
0:10:44 > 0:10:48..who has been in loads of films. I've been in so many films.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Is this Sean Connery?
0:10:50 > 0:10:54You are like Sean Connery. You do the same accent for everything.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56SEAN CONNERY ACCENT: Don't know what you're talking about.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59You can't even do a Scottish accent now, Ian.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01Clue number two...
0:11:01 > 0:11:06I was made a knight and have been given many... This is an award.
0:11:06 > 0:11:10- He's been given dolls.- An award! This is an award!
0:11:10 > 0:11:14I was given awards because I was so funny when I kept my mouth shut.
0:11:14 > 0:11:18In fact, I shouldn't be talking right now.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20Are you Pudsey the Dog?
0:11:20 > 0:11:22- Pudsey the Dog?! - Well...he doesn't talk.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24I'm a man with no hat on now!
0:11:26 > 0:11:30OK. Last clue. I have a silly walk.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32Is it Bradley Wiggins? He has a funny walk.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35He's brilliant on a bike but he's terrible when he gets off.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37I'm an actor!
0:11:37 > 0:11:40My name is shared with a boy who owns a chocolate factory.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42Oh!
0:11:42 > 0:11:43Who am I?
0:11:43 > 0:11:45Charlie Chaplin.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47I am Charlie Chaplin!
0:11:49 > 0:11:54Yes, the walking stick-wielding legend of the silent movie era.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56Well, you both got your answers right,
0:11:56 > 0:11:59so you can both hand in your homework!
0:12:05 > 0:12:07OK, so the show is ticking along nicely.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10Let's check in with Smash with the scores.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13So, Smashy, what's Holly's team scored so far?
0:12:14 > 0:12:16Grr!
0:12:16 > 0:12:19OK, and what about Grant's team?
0:12:19 > 0:12:23Grr!
0:12:23 > 0:12:24Oh, interesting.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26It's even-stevens at the minute,
0:12:26 > 0:12:28but if you're wanting to dodge the tension,
0:12:28 > 0:12:30you guys better get your act together,
0:12:30 > 0:12:34cos I'm warning you now, he's feeling particularly friendly today.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37Argh! Grr!
0:12:37 > 0:12:40Such a people's person.
0:12:41 > 0:12:42Let's get on with the next round.
0:12:46 > 0:12:51Now it's time for Pop or Poetry - the round full of rhyme and reason.
0:12:51 > 0:12:55I'll crank out a few lines from either a pop song or a poem,
0:12:55 > 0:13:00and what I want you guys to do is tell me who you think done it.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03Holly's team, you guys are up first. Here we go.
0:13:03 > 0:13:08She would have her picture taken. She came dressed beyond description.
0:13:10 > 0:13:14Is it half woman, half teapot Taylor Swift?
0:13:14 > 0:13:18Half asleep and still smarter than you Lewis Carroll?
0:13:18 > 0:13:21Or is it badly spelt rapper Labrinth?
0:13:21 > 0:13:24I think that's a picture of Lewis Carroll just after
0:13:24 > 0:13:28you told him your best story, and Lewis Carroll did this.
0:13:29 > 0:13:30I feels like a poem.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32- You think it's a poem? - It's lyrical, innit?
0:13:32 > 0:13:35- Charlie, you're into poetry, aren't you?- Bit of a poet, mate, yeah.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38- I've done a love poem.- Have you actually?- A little love poem.
0:13:38 > 0:13:41- Who's it for?- It's about me and Susan Boyle, my girlfriend.
0:13:43 > 0:13:44It goes like this...
0:13:44 > 0:13:49Susan Boyle, Susan Boyle, I think you are beaut-a-foyle.
0:13:49 > 0:13:54Susan Boyle, Susan B, I hope that you will marry me.
0:13:54 > 0:13:59I know it's crazy, I dreamed a dream, I'm silly, I'm a dreamer
0:13:59 > 0:14:04We'll buy a house, a flashy car, and have Iain Stirling as our cleaner.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08There we are. Was lovely, wasn't it?
0:14:08 > 0:14:09Not bad!
0:14:09 > 0:14:12Do you listen to Taylor Swift?
0:14:12 > 0:14:14- Now and again.- She's a bit moany.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16I don't think it's Taylor Swift cos she would whinge
0:14:16 > 0:14:20about her ex-boyfriends and that's not about an ex-boyfriend.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22What would it sound like if Taylor Swift
0:14:22 > 0:14:25was to do those lyrics in a song?
0:14:25 > 0:14:26Do it in a moany...
0:14:26 > 0:14:28# She would have her picture taken
0:14:28 > 0:14:31# She came dressed beyond description. #
0:14:31 > 0:14:33Yeah, Holly! That was great!
0:14:33 > 0:14:34Not bad at all.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38Right, we've sung it. We've got Labrinth.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40He's one of them rappers you get nowadays.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42I'm a big fan of the rap, as is Charlie Baker.
0:14:42 > 0:14:46- Yeah, loving rapping.- I guess you'd love to do a little rap version...
0:14:46 > 0:14:48Yeah. I'd do a little a rap for you.
0:14:48 > 0:14:49# Yeah! Yeah, boy!
0:14:52 > 0:14:54# She would have her picture taken!
0:14:54 > 0:14:55# She came dressed beyond description!
0:14:55 > 0:14:58# Vum-vum-vum-vum! #
0:15:03 > 0:15:06Right, come on, guys. What you going for. Pop or poetry? What we doing?
0:15:06 > 0:15:10- Um...- I think Labrinth, but that's just...me. What do you think, Holly?
0:15:10 > 0:15:14- Holly, you have the casting vote. - Uh...- You're the captain of our ship.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16We'll go with Katie's. Labrinth.
0:15:16 > 0:15:17I feel pressure now.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20Labrinth. OK. I can tell you that it is actually...
0:15:22 > 0:15:23..Poetry!
0:15:23 > 0:15:26- Uh!- It comes from Hiawatha's Photographing
0:15:26 > 0:15:29by Lewis Carroll. Hard luck.
0:15:29 > 0:15:33Unfortunately, you didn't get that right, so we go over to Grant's team.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35Grant, let's see if you can get this.
0:15:35 > 0:15:43When you walk by, I try to say it, but then I freeze and never do it.
0:15:43 > 0:15:44So whose is that?
0:15:44 > 0:15:48Is it "she who smelt it, dealt it" Beyonce?
0:15:48 > 0:15:53Is it prolific poet and snappy dresser Emily Dickinson?
0:15:53 > 0:15:57Or is it pop piggy backers One Direction?
0:15:57 > 0:15:59We got any One Directioners on the panel?
0:15:59 > 0:16:02- I know you're a big fan, aren't you, Paul?- Yeah, I auditioned.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06It didn't go well, unfortunately.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08What happened on your One Direction audition?
0:16:08 > 0:16:12- Well, they made me sing, dance... - And then leave.- Yeah, exactly!
0:16:12 > 0:16:14They made me dance out the back door.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16Let's re-enact your audition, mate.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19What would this sound like if One Direction were to sing it?
0:16:19 > 0:16:20OK.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23- You going to stand up for it? - I think I'm going to have to.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25Let's get a beat. Ready?
0:16:29 > 0:16:31# When you walk by
0:16:31 > 0:16:33# I try to say it
0:16:33 > 0:16:34# Say it
0:16:34 > 0:16:36# But then I freeze
0:16:36 > 0:16:38# And I never do it
0:16:38 > 0:16:40# Do it. #
0:16:44 > 0:16:47And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why I am not in One Direction.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50Grant, are you a big Emily Dickinson fan?
0:16:50 > 0:16:53Yeah, totally(!) All her work's just...
0:16:53 > 0:16:56- That's my library... Just her. - Yeah, thought so, mate.
0:16:56 > 0:16:57What about Beyonce?
0:16:57 > 0:17:00Well, I don't know if you knew this, Iain, but prior to coming here,
0:17:00 > 0:17:05- us three were actually a sort of R'n'B/rap outfit.- Oh, really?
0:17:05 > 0:17:07Oyiza, do you want to give it a little go
0:17:07 > 0:17:08in a Beyonce fashion?
0:17:08 > 0:17:10- Yeah, of course. Right, can we all do it?- I think so.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12Yeah. Do you want a beat?
0:17:12 > 0:17:14HE BEATBOXES
0:17:17 > 0:17:19# When you walk by, I try to say it
0:17:19 > 0:17:22# But then I freeze and never do it. #
0:17:22 > 0:17:23Thank you very much.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25APPLAUSE
0:17:27 > 0:17:30I have to push you. Pop or poetry? What are you going for?
0:17:30 > 0:17:31I'm going to go for
0:17:31 > 0:17:33pop and One Direction.
0:17:33 > 0:17:37I can tell you that the answer is... It's pop.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39It's I Wish
0:17:39 > 0:17:41by One Direction.
0:17:42 > 0:17:46And it should have sounded a little something like this.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49# When you walk by
0:17:49 > 0:17:50# I try to say it
0:17:50 > 0:17:52# But then I freeze
0:17:52 > 0:17:54# And never do it. #
0:17:54 > 0:17:57I think you done it better and you've got better hair than Harry Styles.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59Thank you, Iain.
0:17:59 > 0:18:00You're welcome. I'm lying.
0:18:02 > 0:18:03OK, so, Holly's team,
0:18:03 > 0:18:05hard luck, but, Grant's team, you can
0:18:05 > 0:18:06hand in your homework.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08CHEERING
0:18:11 > 0:18:13Right, it's time for What Happened Was,
0:18:13 > 0:18:15the round where we ask our teams
0:18:15 > 0:18:17to drum up a whopper of an excuse
0:18:17 > 0:18:19for not handing in their homework.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21But what are they going to be about?
0:18:21 > 0:18:24Let's find out by grabbing some words from you lot
0:18:24 > 0:18:26out in the audience. Here we go.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28CHEERING
0:18:31 > 0:18:37Let's find out. I like your jumper, mate. What's on your jumper?
0:18:37 > 0:18:40- An eagle.- An eagle. Fair enough. What's your word?
0:18:40 > 0:18:42- Warlock.- Warlock?
0:18:44 > 0:18:46Surprise mum attack!
0:18:46 > 0:18:48- Volcano.- Volcano! Hmm!
0:18:50 > 0:18:52- Hello.- We're like brothers, aren't we?- Yeah.
0:18:52 > 0:18:56- And what's your name?- Arun. - Arun? Like aroon the hoose?
0:18:56 > 0:19:00- Arun.- That's a great name.- Thanks. - And what's your word, Arun?
0:19:00 > 0:19:01Escalator.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04Escalator. Hmm. There we go.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07- Look at you. What's your word?- Haggis.
0:19:07 > 0:19:11Haggis. There we go. The national dish. Well, yes.
0:19:11 > 0:19:15OK, Grant's team, you've got to come up with an excuse using
0:19:15 > 0:19:19the words volcano, escalator, haggis...
0:19:19 > 0:19:21- What was the last one? - Warlock.- AUDIENCE:- Warlock.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23Warlock. Of course it is.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25Let's get some more words.
0:19:25 > 0:19:29Crawl over. Surprise mum attack!
0:19:29 > 0:19:33- Dragon.- Dragon? It's very Medieval-based today.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37You can both do one at the same time. Three, two, one, word.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39- BOTH:- Fish fingers.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41Fish fingers. Nice one.
0:19:42 > 0:19:46And just going to go... Surprise dad attack!
0:19:46 > 0:19:49- Timbuktu.- Timbuktu? Weird.
0:19:49 > 0:19:50OK.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52- Crumbled.- Crumbled.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54So, Holly's team, your words are
0:19:54 > 0:19:57Dragon, fish fingers,
0:19:57 > 0:19:59crumbled and Timbuktu.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01- Have you got them?- Yeah.
0:20:01 > 0:20:04All right, we've got our words so let's do some blagging. Come on.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06APPLAUSE
0:20:11 > 0:20:15All right, guys. So, Grant, give me the homework, mate.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18- Hand me over the homework, buddy.- I haven't got my homework, because...
0:20:18 > 0:20:20Whoa, whoa, whoa, what do you mean you've not got your homework?
0:20:20 > 0:20:24I'm so sorry, sir, because, well, the other day,
0:20:24 > 0:20:26I was eating haggis with my best friend.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29Of course, you're Scottish, mate.
0:20:29 > 0:20:30My best friend's a warlock.
0:20:30 > 0:20:33Yeah, most people's best friends are warlocks, right.
0:20:33 > 0:20:34So we ran out.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36- You ran out of haggis.- Yeah.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38We had to go up to the shop.
0:20:38 > 0:20:40We went up the wrong escalator,
0:20:40 > 0:20:42which leads to a volcano,
0:20:42 > 0:20:44as most escalators do.
0:20:44 > 0:20:48- Your local shop's got a volcano in it?- Yeah.
0:20:48 > 0:20:50Then, so, when I was standing...
0:20:50 > 0:20:54- I was standing looking over all the lava...- That's what you do.
0:20:54 > 0:20:56You see a dangerous volcano, you have a little peek in.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58You don't walk the other way. You go...
0:20:58 > 0:21:01I was looking over and I dropped my homework
0:21:01 > 0:21:05- so that's why I couldn't bring it in.- Entirely reasonable.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07Thank you very much, mate. But don't worry about it. You're fine.
0:21:07 > 0:21:11So you've not got homework but luckily Holly's here.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13- Chuck me your homework. - I haven't got my homework.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15What do you mean you've not got your homework?
0:21:15 > 0:21:18What happened was that I was doing the school play of Oliver
0:21:18 > 0:21:20and I was singing one of the songs, you know, the one...
0:21:20 > 0:21:22# Go to Timbuktu!
0:21:22 > 0:21:24# And back again. #
0:21:24 > 0:21:26Oh, I'd Do Anything?
0:21:26 > 0:21:28But what happened, as we carried on with the play,
0:21:28 > 0:21:30- the whole set crumbled down... - It crumbled.
0:21:30 > 0:21:31And it was really upsetting
0:21:31 > 0:21:34because we'd been working on the set for six months.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36You can tell how upset she is. Look.
0:21:36 > 0:21:39And then I went home, having my favourite food, fish fingers
0:21:39 > 0:21:43- and chips.- Right.- And then a dragon burst through the window.- That is...
0:21:43 > 0:21:45Again, fine.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48And he ate my fish fingers and chips which was meant to make me
0:21:48 > 0:21:50- feel better to do my homework. - Oh, right.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53But then what happened was I went up to do my homework
0:21:53 > 0:21:55and then I fell down the stairs.
0:21:55 > 0:21:58You went for an elaborate dragon thing and then at the end
0:21:58 > 0:22:00you just fell down the stairs.
0:22:00 > 0:22:04Well, that's some major fibbage all round but it's not up to me,
0:22:04 > 0:22:07it's up to the studio audience.
0:22:07 > 0:22:11If you preferred Grant's excuse, please give me a clap now.
0:22:11 > 0:22:12APPLAUSE
0:22:15 > 0:22:18And if you preferred Holly's excuse, give me a cheer now.
0:22:18 > 0:22:19CHEERING
0:22:19 > 0:22:20Yeah.
0:22:25 > 0:22:28Well done, Holly. That's clearly a win for you.
0:22:28 > 0:22:31You guys get to hand in your homework.
0:22:31 > 0:22:32CHEERING
0:22:37 > 0:22:41Right, here we go with our mad dash to the finish. It's Mental Maths.
0:22:41 > 0:22:46In this round, it's maths questions for you, Oyiza and Charlie.
0:22:46 > 0:22:50Each correct answer is one piece of homework in the bank
0:22:50 > 0:22:54but the other team will be trying to put you off.
0:22:54 > 0:22:58- So, Charlie.- Yeah.- Please take your place on the Sum Seat.
0:23:03 > 0:23:04Come on, Charlie.
0:23:06 > 0:23:10OK, Charlie, you've got until the bell rings to answer as many
0:23:10 > 0:23:14- mathematical questions correct as possible.- Good. Good.
0:23:14 > 0:23:18- Grant's team, are you guys ready to distract him?- We are.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20You can use any means necessary.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23By "any means" I mean the stuff that's on that.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25Let's do this for real. Go!
0:23:29 > 0:23:30THEY SHOUT
0:23:30 > 0:23:3230! 30!
0:23:37 > 0:23:38- 120.- Yes!
0:23:40 > 0:23:43- Have a nice little bath. I've got you a hat.- 3.- Yes.
0:23:49 > 0:23:50- 10.- No, 20.
0:23:55 > 0:23:5612 plus what?
0:23:59 > 0:24:01He's drowning. Someone save him.
0:24:01 > 0:24:02- 5.- Yes!
0:24:06 > 0:24:08- 40.- No.
0:24:12 > 0:24:13- 5!- Yes!
0:24:17 > 0:24:19It's a dragon! It's a dragon!
0:24:20 > 0:24:22ALL SPEAK AT ONCE
0:24:24 > 0:24:25BELL RINGS
0:24:25 > 0:24:27Time's up.
0:24:27 > 0:24:28CHEERING
0:24:31 > 0:24:34Well, Charlie, that hat actually goes with your shirt.
0:24:34 > 0:24:37- That's why I bought it. - Thank you very much.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40All right, mate, well, you can take a seat back with Holly.
0:24:40 > 0:24:44And, Oyiza, let's get you in the Sum Seat.
0:24:48 > 0:24:53- Oyiza, how's your maths? - Pretty good, I think.- Oyiza, ready?
0:24:53 > 0:24:57- Yeah.- Three, two, one, go.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01THEY SHOUT
0:25:01 > 0:25:02- 12.- Yeah.
0:25:05 > 0:25:06- 25.- Yes.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12What?
0:25:12 > 0:25:1522 add 11...erm...
0:25:15 > 0:25:16- 55.- Yes!
0:25:19 > 0:25:21- 11.- Yes.
0:25:24 > 0:25:25- 25.- Yes.
0:25:28 > 0:25:31- Er...er...er...30.- Yes.
0:25:33 > 0:25:35- 1,000.- Yes.
0:25:37 > 0:25:40Er...er...er...what?
0:25:40 > 0:25:43BELL RINGS
0:25:43 > 0:25:45CHEERING
0:25:48 > 0:25:52Those points could have made all the difference but, ironically,
0:25:52 > 0:25:53I've lost count.
0:25:53 > 0:25:57So I'm going to go back to the desk and we can see who scored top marks.
0:26:02 > 0:26:05So, it's time to reveal who's going home in glory
0:26:05 > 0:26:09and who's heading into detention with Mr Smash.
0:26:09 > 0:26:11HE GROWLS AND LAUGHS
0:26:11 > 0:26:15That's not a javelin, that's one of his mum's toothpicks.
0:26:15 > 0:26:20Anyway, here we go. Let's see which team are swotty and which team are...
0:26:20 > 0:26:22- AUDIENCE:- Naughty!
0:26:24 > 0:26:28- AUDIENCE:- Oooooh.
0:26:28 > 0:26:31I can reveal today's winner is Grant's team.
0:26:31 > 0:26:33CHEERING
0:26:35 > 0:26:36Yeah.
0:26:38 > 0:26:39Nicely done.
0:26:39 > 0:26:44And, Holly's team, the sad face is appropriate because Mr Smash
0:26:44 > 0:26:48is ready and waiting so, please, guys, take your walk of shame.
0:26:48 > 0:26:50APPLAUSE
0:26:56 > 0:26:58Looks like you're settling in for the night.
0:26:58 > 0:27:03He's got an air-bed for each to blow up so come on, put your back into it.
0:27:03 > 0:27:06Well, there it is, Grant's team came out on top this time
0:27:06 > 0:27:11but there's no losers on this show. Apart from the losers.
0:27:11 > 0:27:12Anyway, please give it up
0:27:12 > 0:27:15for Charlie, Holly and Katie in detention.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:27:17 > 0:27:21And give it up for class clowns Paul, Grant and Oyiza.
0:27:21 > 0:27:23CHEERING
0:27:23 > 0:27:24Thank you all for watching.
0:27:24 > 0:27:28And, remember, we didn't learn much but it was fun trying.
0:27:28 > 0:27:29See you next time on...
0:27:29 > 0:27:33- AUDIENCE:- The Dog Ate My Homework!
0:27:33 > 0:27:34See you!