0:00:02 > 0:00:04INDISTINCT CHATTER
0:00:31 > 0:00:34CHEERING
0:00:40 > 0:00:43Hello, and welcome to The Dog Ate My Homework,
0:00:43 > 0:00:46CBBC's best excuse for a panel show. I'm Iain Stirling
0:00:46 > 0:00:50and I'm here to show you that boring lessons are totally old school.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53But first up it's the school announcements.
0:00:53 > 0:00:54The caretaker informs me
0:00:54 > 0:00:58there's reason to believe that the school cow could be a fake.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01LAUGHTER
0:01:01 > 0:01:04Will all pupils please remember to remove uneaten food
0:01:04 > 0:01:08from their lunch boxes, otherwise they may attract Borrowers.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11LAUGHTER
0:01:11 > 0:01:13And if anybody has any information about the giant bogey
0:01:13 > 0:01:18I found under my desk, please could they make themselves known.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20LAUGHTER
0:01:20 > 0:01:24Anyway, let's see who's trying to get a big fat tick today.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26It's time to take the register.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28- On my left there's Neve. - Here!
0:01:28 > 0:01:31And on her team we've got rubber- faced comedian Paul McCaffrey.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Here, sir.
0:01:33 > 0:01:38- As well as Wolfblood Shannon AKA Louisa Connolly-Burnham.- Here.
0:01:38 > 0:01:43Squeeze them all together and we get Loupenaul.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46That's lovely, isn't it, mate?
0:01:46 > 0:01:49There's my eye!
0:01:49 > 0:01:53- To my right-hand side there is Gilbert.- Hello.
0:01:53 > 0:01:57And in Gilbert's team we have a very funny northern lady, Katie Mulgrew.
0:01:57 > 0:01:58Here, sir.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01And we've got Wolfblood's very own heart-throb
0:02:01 > 0:02:05- Rhydian, AKA Bobby Lockwood. - Here.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08And together they make up Bobcatbert.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11- What is that? - For all the girls in the audience,
0:02:11 > 0:02:14that's what Bobby looks like when he isn't wearing make-up.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17It looks like whoever it is has been given a lift to the show
0:02:17 > 0:02:20really quickly and had its head out the window all the way here.
0:02:20 > 0:02:26Paul, I think you should wear lipstick more in day-to-day life.
0:02:26 > 0:02:30- You look great. That is a really... - Thank you very much, Katie.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32If only we had some lipstick.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35- Oh, come on!- If we win, does he have to wear the lipstick?
0:02:35 > 0:02:38What do you think, if they win should Paul wear lipstick?
0:02:38 > 0:02:39- AUDIENCE:- Yeah!
0:02:39 > 0:02:42- I object! - Thank you very much!
0:02:42 > 0:02:46- I might as well go home now. - You're more than welcome, mate.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49OK, please make some noise for today's teams!
0:02:49 > 0:02:53CHEERING
0:02:53 > 0:02:55This is how things work round here -
0:02:55 > 0:02:58every time you win a round, you get to hand in some of this homework.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01If you want your team to come out on top, you'll need to
0:03:01 > 0:03:03hand in the most homework by the end of the show
0:03:03 > 0:03:06because if you don't, your team will wind up in detention under
0:03:06 > 0:03:10the supervision of a man who once beat the Welsh rugby team...
0:03:10 > 0:03:12by himself.
0:03:12 > 0:03:16Our PE teacher, Mr Smash. Hiya, Mr Smash. What you doing, mate?
0:03:16 > 0:03:18HE LAUGHS CRAZILY
0:03:18 > 0:03:21You're painting a lovely picture, what is it?
0:03:21 > 0:03:24HE GRUMBLES
0:03:24 > 0:03:27Oh, right, yeah, yeah, yeah - it's a potato.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30HE GRUMBLES
0:03:30 > 0:03:33Oh, sorry! Sorry, mate. It's a lovely egg.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35HE GRUMBLES
0:03:35 > 0:03:38What? I can't... What is it?
0:03:38 > 0:03:41HE GRUMBLES AND YELLS
0:03:43 > 0:03:46Oh! It's a self-portrait!
0:03:46 > 0:03:50What are you going to do now there's a hole in it?
0:03:50 > 0:03:54HE YELLS
0:03:54 > 0:03:56I think he'd better start again.
0:03:56 > 0:04:00Remember, as far as the points go, it's Iain's school so it's...
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Let's get down to business.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:04:10 > 0:04:14Now, this round is seriously hip - as well as arms, legs and torso.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16Yes, it's Body Language.
0:04:16 > 0:04:20I'm going to ask you questions which all have three-letter answers
0:04:20 > 0:04:24and, teams, you have to spell the answer using your bodies.
0:04:24 > 0:04:29Gilbert's team, you're up first so please make your way down the front.
0:04:33 > 0:04:37Your time starts in three, two, one!
0:04:37 > 0:04:40Go! What does a janitor use to clean the floor?
0:04:40 > 0:04:44- A mop.- Mop, mop, mop, mop!
0:04:44 > 0:04:46What are you doing, Gilbert?
0:04:46 > 0:04:50- That's his ninja stance. - He's become a wolf.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Right, when you burst a balloon it goes...?
0:04:52 > 0:04:54Pop!
0:04:54 > 0:04:55O again.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58It comes out of your pen when you're writing.
0:04:58 > 0:04:59Ink.
0:04:59 > 0:05:03K. K? What? How do you do a K?
0:05:03 > 0:05:04Arm and a leg!
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Not like that!
0:05:06 > 0:05:08I'll just give you the point.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10This happens why you chop an onion.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13- AUDIENCE:- Cry!
0:05:13 > 0:05:15Come on.
0:05:15 > 0:05:16This way. No, this way.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18That was a good R.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21Next one. Like a mum only more hairy.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24- AUDIENCE:- Dad! - Dad.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27My mum is quite hairy.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29How do you do D?
0:05:29 > 0:05:31- Do a D! - All right, all right.
0:05:31 > 0:05:32Your D is back to front.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35BELL RINGS
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Lower case, lower case.
0:05:37 > 0:05:41You guys go back to your desk. Neve's team, get out there.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47OK, three, two, one.
0:05:47 > 0:05:51The number of pupils needed to count to 20 on their fingers.
0:05:51 > 0:05:52Two!
0:05:52 > 0:05:55W.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57Andy Murray loves to serve one of these.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00- Ace.- Yeah. - It's...
0:06:00 > 0:06:02OK. You sit on this in class.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05- Seat!- No. That's four letters. - Chair! Oh!
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Bum!
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Ah!
0:06:10 > 0:06:12It's blue, it's massive and it's over your head.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14- AUDIENCE:- Sky! - Sky!
0:06:17 > 0:06:18Estimated time of arrival.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20- ETA.- ETA.
0:06:20 > 0:06:21You're T.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24Yeah. I see with my...?
0:06:24 > 0:06:26- Eye! - Y!
0:06:26 > 0:06:28BELL RINGS
0:06:28 > 0:06:31Time up. Head back to your seat, please.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34Well, there we have it. Neve's team, you were bending out answers out
0:06:34 > 0:06:36like your lives depended on it.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39You win, so you get to hand in your homework!
0:06:39 > 0:06:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:06:44 > 0:06:47Next up is the round... KNOCK ON DOOR
0:06:47 > 0:06:50- Hello, who is it? - It's Eve from Class 4B.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Come in, Eve from Class 4B.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55- You all right, Eve? How you doing? - Fine.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58Have you been on a trip to the fire station?
0:06:58 > 0:07:02- The fire station? I'm not five!- Sorry.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05No, I've been doing home economics.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07I'm not that good a cook.
0:07:07 > 0:07:08LAUGHTER
0:07:08 > 0:07:11- I've got a note for you. - Thanks, Eve.- Bye!
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Give it up for Eve, everybody.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15CHEERING
0:07:15 > 0:07:19We've got an announcement. This is for the Year 19s.
0:07:19 > 0:07:23"Leave school. You are 24 years old."
0:07:23 > 0:07:25LAUGHTER
0:07:25 > 0:07:30Now it's time for everyone's favourite part of the show -
0:07:30 > 0:07:33it's time for Who Do You Think I Am?
0:07:33 > 0:07:34GROANING
0:07:34 > 0:07:38- Why?- As you can see, Paul is a big fan.
0:07:38 > 0:07:43- Yes, teams, prepare yourselves for I am about to act out...- You can't act!
0:07:43 > 0:07:45I can act and I'm about to show you!
0:07:45 > 0:07:47If you work out who I am portraying
0:07:47 > 0:07:50then you guys get to hand in your homework.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52OK, we've got the props box -
0:07:52 > 0:07:56let's show these guys from Wolfblood how to act.
0:08:00 > 0:08:04OK, going to get into my first character.
0:08:04 > 0:08:08- I've got a costume. - Are you a table in a restaurant?- No!
0:08:08 > 0:08:09LAUGHTER
0:08:09 > 0:08:12I can't believe the silly shoes they've made him wear.
0:08:12 > 0:08:16- Oh, no, they're your actual shoes, sorry.- OK, now, seriously,
0:08:16 > 0:08:19can we actually get some quiet cos this is actually quite serious.
0:08:19 > 0:08:23Neve's team, you're up first. I'm going to do my first character.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25HIGH-PITCHED VOICE: "I...
0:08:25 > 0:08:28"Oh, my dress fell off!"
0:08:28 > 0:08:29THEY LAUGH
0:08:29 > 0:08:32"Don't look at my legs, Paul!
0:08:32 > 0:08:35"I'm an American movie star."
0:08:35 > 0:08:37American?!
0:08:37 > 0:08:39You do not sound American!
0:08:39 > 0:08:42- "This is how they talk." - Totally(!)
0:08:42 > 0:08:44This is how American people speak
0:08:44 > 0:08:46when they've been living in Scotland for 30 years.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48"Shut up!"
0:08:48 > 0:08:51"Time for clue number two.
0:08:51 > 0:08:56"As you can see, I've got lovely blonde hair"
0:08:56 > 0:09:01- Is that the style? - "This was popular in the '50s.
0:09:01 > 0:09:05"I get my blonde hair from a bottle because, as we all know,
0:09:05 > 0:09:07"gentlemen prefer blondes."
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Oh, totally.
0:09:09 > 0:09:13"Oh, the wind is blowing my skirt up!"
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Are you...?
0:09:15 > 0:09:16"Oh, how embarrassing!
0:09:16 > 0:09:18"Ooh!"
0:09:18 > 0:09:20- Oh! - "Whoopsie!"
0:09:20 > 0:09:23- Make it stop. - "Any guesses, anyone?"
0:09:23 > 0:09:25You look like my gran!
0:09:25 > 0:09:27"You look like your gran!"
0:09:27 > 0:09:29Oh, thanks.
0:09:30 > 0:09:36"Third clue. My bessie pal is a great big diamond."
0:09:36 > 0:09:37Ooh!
0:09:37 > 0:09:42"I've been in lots of movies and Elton John sung a song about me,
0:09:42 > 0:09:46"which made everybody cry. Boo-hoo-hoo! Any guesses?"
0:09:46 > 0:09:48Is it Marilyn Monroe?
0:09:48 > 0:09:50"I am Marilyn Monroe!"
0:09:50 > 0:09:53CHEERING
0:09:53 > 0:09:57Yes, the factory worker who became the queen of the silver screen.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02OK, Gilbert's team, you're up next. You need to tell me...
0:10:02 > 0:10:04Who do you think I am? I'll just get into character.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07Obviously my characters are all very diverse so I'll need to get my...
0:10:07 > 0:10:10- What? What on Earth is that?! - I'm getting my costume on.
0:10:10 > 0:10:14- Are you like an all you can eat buffet?- Not now.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Right.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18You ready?
0:10:18 > 0:10:22BAD POSH ACCENT: "I am a brainy English person."
0:10:22 > 0:10:25You can't be that brainy if you're wearing fruit on your head.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27"This is all the rage in my day.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30"Your second clue - I love coming up with laws.
0:10:30 > 0:10:35"I did laws for this and that. I had laws coming out of my eyes."
0:10:35 > 0:10:37HE LAUGHS
0:10:37 > 0:10:42Could we have a law against Iain ever acting ever again in anything?
0:10:42 > 0:10:46"I am not Iain. I am a brainy English man."
0:10:46 > 0:10:50You look like some kind of super-villain with... Is that a cat?
0:10:50 > 0:10:52I think his acting's scaring that cat.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55"What do you think of Iain's acting?"
0:10:55 > 0:10:57'I think it's the best acting I've ever seen.'
0:10:57 > 0:11:00Your cat sounded a lot like Marilyn Monroe.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02LAUGHTER
0:11:02 > 0:11:04"He's a big fan of her work.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06"Time for your third clue.
0:11:06 > 0:11:12"Lots of people think I invented the cat flap for little Timothy here
0:11:12 > 0:11:14"but we just don't know.
0:11:14 > 0:11:18"I did, however, come up with a law about gravity which explains
0:11:18 > 0:11:20"why this might happen."
0:11:21 > 0:11:23"So who am I?"
0:11:25 > 0:11:27I think you're Isaac Newton.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29Booyah!
0:11:31 > 0:11:35The gravity guru and all round scientific smarty-pants.
0:11:35 > 0:11:38I can tell you that you both got the right answer so,
0:11:38 > 0:11:42Neve and Gilbert, follow me up here and hand in your homework!
0:11:42 > 0:11:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:11:47 > 0:11:50OK, so we've got a couple of rounds under our belt
0:11:50 > 0:11:53so let's check with Mr Smash for the scores.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56Smash, what have Gilbert's team got so far?
0:11:59 > 0:12:01And what about Neve's team?
0:12:04 > 0:12:07So, Gilbert's team, you're behind at the minute.
0:12:07 > 0:12:11You'll need to pull yourself together to avoid detention with Mr Smash.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13And believe me, he's not the sort of person you want to be
0:12:13 > 0:12:16stuck in a lift with.
0:12:16 > 0:12:17POP!
0:12:21 > 0:12:22AUDIENCE: Ew!
0:12:22 > 0:12:24Mm!
0:12:24 > 0:12:27Told you. Let's get on with the next round.
0:12:27 > 0:12:31CHEERING
0:12:31 > 0:12:36Right, it's time for Weird Science, our missing words round.
0:12:36 > 0:12:40I'll show you a scientific fact with some of the words blanked out.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42I'm looking for funny suggestions
0:12:42 > 0:12:44or anything close enough to the real answer.
0:12:44 > 0:12:48The team that I think does the best can hand in their homework.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51Here we go. Let's have a look at our first fact.
0:12:54 > 0:12:55HOOTER
0:12:55 > 0:12:58We spend around a third of our money on pants.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01What pants are you wearing?
0:13:01 > 0:13:03Big pants.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06- How big are your pants, Paul? - Big expensive pants.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08Jewel-encrusted pants.
0:13:08 > 0:13:12Paul, do your pants go up to there when you pull them up?
0:13:12 > 0:13:14Yeah, they're big pants.
0:13:14 > 0:13:15Big pants.
0:13:15 > 0:13:19Spend around a third of our lives on the toilet.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21I think you need to see a doctor, Gilbert.
0:13:21 > 0:13:22LAUGHTER
0:13:22 > 0:13:27Unless your living room is just several toilets...
0:13:27 > 0:13:29- HOOTER - Ooh.- Neve.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32I don't have an answer I just wanted you to stop talking.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35I'm going to take this when I go out for dinner with Iain tonight.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37- Any point he gets boring... - HOOTER
0:13:37 > 0:13:38LAUGHTER
0:13:38 > 0:13:41Paul... HOOTER
0:13:41 > 0:13:44Paul, when we go out tonight... HOOTER
0:13:44 > 0:13:47LAUGHTER
0:13:47 > 0:13:49- Brilliant. - Anyone else?
0:13:49 > 0:13:50HOOTER
0:13:50 > 0:13:54- Yeah?- This is quite serious. We spend around a third of our time sleeping.
0:13:54 > 0:14:00It's very serious and it's also very correct.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04APPLAUSE
0:14:04 > 0:14:06Well done. Next one.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11Butterflies can talk with their mouths.
0:14:11 > 0:14:15- What have you chatted to a butterfly about?- The other day I said to him,
0:14:15 > 0:14:19I don't understand why a butterfly doesn't fly in a straight direction.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22If he wants to go to the other side of the garden, just fly there.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24Why do you have to go around the tree, over the fence,
0:14:24 > 0:14:26come back round, get in my face...
0:14:26 > 0:14:30- And what did the butterfly say back to you?- He just ignored me.
0:14:30 > 0:14:31HOOTER
0:14:31 > 0:14:34Butterflies can do karate with their teeth.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36Can they?
0:14:36 > 0:14:40HE MAKES STRANGE NOISES
0:14:40 > 0:14:41HOOTER
0:14:41 > 0:14:46- Yes?- Butterfries can play with their friends.- Butter-fries can't.
0:14:46 > 0:14:47LAUGHTER
0:14:47 > 0:14:49I'd like to try some butter-fries.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52Butterflies can eat with their feet.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55That's close enough. I'm going to give you the point.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58Butterflies can taste with their feet.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00APPLAUSE
0:15:00 > 0:15:04It's a nightmare when they walk into the toilet.
0:15:04 > 0:15:08Let's have another fact.
0:15:08 > 0:15:11SCHOOOOOOOL DISCO!
0:15:11 > 0:15:14MUSIC: Gangnam Style by PSY
0:15:14 > 0:15:16# Gangnam Style
0:15:18 > 0:15:19# Gangnam Style
0:15:21 > 0:15:24# Gangnam Style... # RECORD SCRATCHES
0:15:26 > 0:15:28OK, our next fact is:
0:15:32 > 0:15:35Hair grows faster on your giant hand.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37HOOTER
0:15:37 > 0:15:40- Louisa.- Mushrooms grow faster on your left hand.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42You need to shower, young lady.
0:15:44 > 0:15:49Anyone else? It is something to do with...fingernails grow
0:15:49 > 0:15:51faster on your what hand?
0:15:51 > 0:15:53Fingernails grow faster on your tea-making hand.
0:15:53 > 0:15:57- Not tea-making. Neve? - On your writing hand.- Correct.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59CHEERING
0:16:04 > 0:16:07Well, that's your lot and the way I see it,
0:16:07 > 0:16:11I am going to give that round to Neve's team!
0:16:11 > 0:16:13CHEERING
0:16:13 > 0:16:15Neve, please hand in your homework.
0:16:20 > 0:16:24It is time for What Happened Was, the round where both of our teams
0:16:24 > 0:16:27have to rustle up a humdinger of an excuse
0:16:27 > 0:16:29for not handing in their homework.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32And to make sure our teams are thinking on their feet,
0:16:32 > 0:16:36let's grab some words out there from you lot, the audience! Let's go!
0:16:36 > 0:16:40CHEERING
0:16:40 > 0:16:44OK, I need some words for these guys. What's your name, mate?
0:16:44 > 0:16:46- Matthew.- What's your word?
0:16:46 > 0:16:47- Yolo.- Yolo?
0:16:47 > 0:16:51"My name's Matthew, I'm well street, you get me? Yeah!"
0:16:51 > 0:16:53- What's your name? - Nicole.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55I like your glasses, Nicole.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57Eh, hamster.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00- LAUGHTER So your word's hamster?- Yeah.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02We've got hamster.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04- What's your name, mate? - Marnie.
0:17:04 > 0:17:09- And what's your word, Marnie? - Swag.- Swag?!
0:17:09 > 0:17:11Swag!
0:17:11 > 0:17:13- Have you got swag? - I do.
0:17:13 > 0:17:14Where do you keep your swag?
0:17:14 > 0:17:16- In my bedroom. - Oh!
0:17:16 > 0:17:19She's got a swaggy bedroom!
0:17:20 > 0:17:24So, Gilbert's team, you're using the following words:
0:17:29 > 0:17:33- You got that?- Yeah. - I'll get some words for Neve's team.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35- What's your name, mate? SHOUTING:- Kelsey!
0:17:35 > 0:17:37Why are you shouting?
0:17:37 > 0:17:40- WHISPERING:- Cos I like shouting. - Now why are you whispering now?
0:17:40 > 0:17:43Can you control the volume of your voice?
0:17:43 > 0:17:46- Yes.- Good. What is your word?
0:17:46 > 0:17:49- Mushrooms. - That's a good word.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51- What's your name? - Laura.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53- And what's your word? - Turtles.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56Turtles?! OK, I'll take that.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58- What's your name, mate? - Jamie.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00What is your word, young gentleman?
0:18:00 > 0:18:04- Pancakes.- Pancakes?!
0:18:04 > 0:18:06Pay close attention. Your words are...
0:18:10 > 0:18:11- Got that?- Green.- Yeah.
0:18:11 > 0:18:15Let's get ready to tell some porkies. Let's go!
0:18:15 > 0:18:18CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:18:21 > 0:18:24Gilbert, how about the homework I set for you?
0:18:24 > 0:18:26I guess you've got that to hand in now so...
0:18:26 > 0:18:28I've not got it with me.
0:18:28 > 0:18:29Where's the homework?
0:18:29 > 0:18:32I'm in a forest, walking my pet hamster...
0:18:32 > 0:18:34Walking your hamster?
0:18:34 > 0:18:37- A bit of exercise.- This is the 21st century.- Clearly, I am an idiot.
0:18:37 > 0:18:40- Carry on. - ..and I dropped one of my cookies.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42Luckily, one of the cookies is radioactive
0:18:42 > 0:18:44and the hamster eats the cookie
0:18:44 > 0:18:47and he starts to grow into a giant rapper.
0:18:47 > 0:18:49He starts singing.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51All these elves fly out of trees saying, "Yolo, Yolo."
0:18:53 > 0:18:55- Very street elves.- They're flying around...
0:18:55 > 0:18:58- Street elves?- They're elves.
0:18:58 > 0:19:02Get me, yeah? I've got bare gifts from Santa. You get me?
0:19:02 > 0:19:04That's it, yeah.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06Bobby's walking near us and he gets annoyed...
0:19:06 > 0:19:09He's always in the forest.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11Wolfbloods. What are they like?
0:19:11 > 0:19:13He starts rapping. There's a big rap battle. It's epic.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16Bobby, how did your rap go?
0:19:16 > 0:19:18It was like...
0:19:18 > 0:19:20Yeah, got your radioactive cookie
0:19:20 > 0:19:22Don't look at me like that.
0:19:22 > 0:19:23LAUGHTER DROWNS SPEECH
0:19:23 > 0:19:26Yeah. See? Gilbert knows how to rap. He had my back.
0:19:26 > 0:19:27What happened next?
0:19:27 > 0:19:30This rap battle is epic.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32- All the girls swagging up.- Yo!
0:19:33 > 0:19:36Then all the elves scream and fly into the trees.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39Then I open my eyes and I'm in the forest.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42I've got my hamster in my hand and Bobby walks off.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45I love that story but at no point does homework get mentioned.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48No. He was walking through the forest
0:19:48 > 0:19:50to his house to DO homework...
0:19:50 > 0:19:53- Oh, right.- Obviously, the rap battles happened
0:19:53 > 0:19:55and, you know...
0:19:55 > 0:20:00It's fine because, luckily, Neve's also got homework to do.
0:20:00 > 0:20:05Neve, you can just chuck me over your homework and that'll be...
0:20:05 > 0:20:08- Well, I don't have my homework. - You don't have your homework?
0:20:08 > 0:20:12I was at home. I was making pancakes with mushrooms on them
0:20:12 > 0:20:14to bring to you cos you're my favourite teacher, right?!
0:20:14 > 0:20:16Yeah, but I hate mushrooms.
0:20:16 > 0:20:21I was walking to school with the mushrooms, the pancake mushrooms...
0:20:21 > 0:20:25- Of course. You wouldn't want to forget them.- ...and I tripped.
0:20:25 > 0:20:26I don't have them with me today.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28Then all these turtles turned up.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31I get my camera. When I was getting the camera,
0:20:31 > 0:20:34because I was amazed by these turtles,
0:20:34 > 0:20:36- I'll show you the picture tomorrow. - Show it to me now, if you want.
0:20:36 > 0:20:39I don't have my phone. We're not allowed phones in school.
0:20:39 > 0:20:40Oh...
0:20:40 > 0:20:42APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH
0:20:42 > 0:20:46So I'm here today and I don't have anything with me.
0:20:46 > 0:20:49What happened to your homework?
0:20:49 > 0:20:52- I left it at home but... - That's amazing!
0:20:52 > 0:20:56Pancakes, turtles... Left it at home.
0:20:56 > 0:20:59Fair enough. It's up to the audience to see who wins.
0:20:59 > 0:21:02Give me a cheer if you thought Gilbert's excuse was the best
0:21:02 > 0:21:04with the rap and swagger...
0:21:04 > 0:21:06CHEERING
0:21:09 > 0:21:12Or if you thought the future is in pancake-eating turtles,
0:21:12 > 0:21:14shout for Neve's team right now.
0:21:14 > 0:21:17CHEERING
0:21:17 > 0:21:20NEVE SHOUTS AND CHEERS
0:21:20 > 0:21:22The public have spoken and I'm happy to say
0:21:22 > 0:21:26that the most noise went to...
0:21:27 > 0:21:28..Neve.
0:21:28 > 0:21:31You get to hand in your homework.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:21:37 > 0:21:41Right. Here we go with our quickfire sprint to the finish.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43It's Mental Maths.
0:21:43 > 0:21:47In this round, it's maths questions for Bobby and Louisa.
0:21:47 > 0:21:51Each correct answer is one piece of homework in the bank.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53The other team will be doing whatever they can
0:21:53 > 0:21:58to distract you from answering the questions.
0:21:58 > 0:22:02Bobby, please take your place on the Sum Seat.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08Put your goggles on.
0:22:08 > 0:22:12Bobby, how are your maths skills?
0:22:12 > 0:22:14- Are you all right?- OK.
0:22:14 > 0:22:15They're all right.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17They were better at school.
0:22:17 > 0:22:19I haven't been to school in a while so...
0:22:19 > 0:22:23I found out yesterday that he did his maths GCSE a year early
0:22:23 > 0:22:25and got an A so don't fall for it, guys.
0:22:25 > 0:22:28- Well...- You don't sound like the sort of person that got A for maths.
0:22:28 > 0:22:33Do you know what, you know... Ouch! I'm going to stay here.
0:22:33 > 0:22:35LAUGHTER
0:22:35 > 0:22:38AS BOBBY: I'm Bobby. I'm dead intelligent.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40BOTH TALK AT ONCE
0:22:40 > 0:22:43- Right. OK. Are you ready with your maths questions?- I think so.
0:22:43 > 0:22:46Bobby will answer as many maths questions as possible.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49In the meantime, Neve's team will be trying to distract him
0:22:49 > 0:22:51using any means necessary.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54By any means, I mean that stuff that's on that.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56- Bobby, are you ready?- Yeah.
0:22:56 > 0:22:57Audience, are you ready?
0:22:57 > 0:22:59- AUDIENCE:- Yes!
0:22:59 > 0:23:03Three, two, one, here we go!
0:23:06 > 0:23:078
0:23:10 > 0:23:1122.
0:23:11 > 0:23:12Springy!
0:23:12 > 0:23:14Something springy!
0:23:14 > 0:23:16ALL TALK AT ONCE
0:23:16 > 0:23:1766.
0:23:19 > 0:23:205.
0:23:24 > 0:23:252.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27Whoo!
0:23:27 > 0:23:29Er, 6.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33- Through the gap!- 321.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37- Hello, I'd like to speak to Bobby.- 14.
0:23:37 > 0:23:40ALL TALK AT ONCE
0:23:40 > 0:23:41Er, 5.
0:23:43 > 0:23:44One, two, three, four...
0:23:44 > 0:23:4524.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49BELL RINGS
0:23:49 > 0:23:51APPLAUSE
0:23:51 > 0:23:53Neve's team, please take a seat.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55Bobby, how's the look suiting you?
0:23:55 > 0:23:57I'm going to go home like this. I like it.
0:23:57 > 0:24:02- Particularly the feather boa. - Take a seat. Off you go.
0:24:02 > 0:24:05CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:24:05 > 0:24:08Louisa, make your way to the Sum Seat.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15# No pressure... #
0:24:15 > 0:24:18- Louisa, how are you feeling?- Not great about this. It's not my forte.
0:24:18 > 0:24:21- What is your forte?- Acting.
0:24:21 > 0:24:24SHE LAUGHS
0:24:24 > 0:24:27Gilbert's team, get ready to distract Louisa.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29- Are you ready?- Ready.
0:24:29 > 0:24:34Your maths starts in, three, two, one, go!
0:24:37 > 0:24:3830.
0:24:38 > 0:24:39INDISTINCT SHOUTING
0:24:42 > 0:24:43Pass!
0:24:45 > 0:24:474.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52Erm, zero.
0:24:56 > 0:24:57Er, 123.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02Pass.
0:25:05 > 0:25:06Pass.
0:25:08 > 0:25:11Erm...
0:25:11 > 0:25:13Er, 23. 23.
0:25:18 > 0:25:19I don't know. 12?
0:25:21 > 0:25:23BELL RINGS
0:25:23 > 0:25:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:25:26 > 0:25:27Time's up. How did you find that?
0:25:27 > 0:25:30Pretty stressful but it was good fun.
0:25:30 > 0:25:32- You've got your flower.- I got a flower.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34Well done and take your seat.
0:25:34 > 0:25:38CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:25:38 > 0:25:40I'd love to be able to tell you who did the best
0:25:40 > 0:25:43but I have no idea so I'm going to go back to the desk
0:25:43 > 0:25:44and see who scored top marks.
0:25:50 > 0:25:53It's time to find out which team are top of the class
0:25:53 > 0:25:57and who's flunked their way into detention with Mr Smash.
0:25:57 > 0:26:01HE SHOUTS
0:26:01 > 0:26:04It looks like you'll be cleaning Mr Smash's football boots.
0:26:04 > 0:26:06AUDIENCE GROANS
0:26:06 > 0:26:09Bit of a mistake to play footy in a cow field.
0:26:10 > 0:26:14Let's see which team are swotty and which team are...
0:26:14 > 0:26:15- AUDIENCE:- Naughty!
0:26:17 > 0:26:21- AUDIENCE:- Ohhhh...
0:26:21 > 0:26:25The winners are...Gilbert's team.
0:26:25 > 0:26:27CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:27 > 0:26:30That means the losers are Neve's team.
0:26:31 > 0:26:34- We all know whose fault that was, don't we, Paul?- What?
0:26:34 > 0:26:36On you go. Feel free.
0:26:36 > 0:26:37HORN TOOTS
0:26:37 > 0:26:41I think it's more of a humiliation for Neve to put it on.
0:26:41 > 0:26:45- Your own team member! - Let's get it on. Come on.
0:26:48 > 0:26:49Here we go!
0:26:49 > 0:26:52CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:54 > 0:26:55Mr Smash is waiting.
0:26:55 > 0:26:59Neve's team, please take The Walk Of Shame.
0:27:04 > 0:27:05Hurry up!
0:27:07 > 0:27:09Please give it up for everyone you saw today.
0:27:09 > 0:27:12Give it up for Paul, Neve and Louisa in detention.
0:27:12 > 0:27:14Go for it, Neve! Come on!
0:27:14 > 0:27:18Give it up for our super swots, Bobby, Gilbert and Katie.
0:27:18 > 0:27:21CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:27:21 > 0:27:22Thank you all for watching.
0:27:22 > 0:27:26Remember. We didn't learn much but it was fun trying.
0:27:26 > 0:27:28See you all next time on...
0:27:28 > 0:27:32- AUDIENCE:- The Dog Ate My Homework.
0:27:32 > 0:27:33Sees ya.