0:00:43 > 0:00:46Hello, and welcome to The Dog Ate My Homework,
0:00:46 > 0:00:48CBBC's best excuse for a panel show.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50I'm Iain Stirling and I'm here to pick you first for PE,
0:00:50 > 0:00:53make Fridays a half day and if you ask nicely,
0:00:53 > 0:00:56I might just cancel your spelling test.
0:00:56 > 0:01:00Before we get started, let's take a look at the school announcements.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02Some of our Australian foreign exchange
0:01:02 > 0:01:05students are struggling to get to grips with the local way of life.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11We're still looking for the person who's been leaving dribble
0:01:11 > 0:01:14and mashed banana on the library computers.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17LAUGHTER
0:01:17 > 0:01:20And one of our more gifted pupils has just sold his first
0:01:20 > 0:01:22painting for £300,
0:01:22 > 0:01:25which should just about cover his dry cleaning bill.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29Before we kick things off,
0:01:29 > 0:01:32let's check the register to see who's yearning for learning.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34On my left, we have Jude.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36- Present.- And on his team, straight from the school of silence,
0:01:36 > 0:01:38it's Susan Calman.
0:01:38 > 0:01:39Here, sir.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42And all-round Newsrounder, it's Ore Oduba.
0:01:42 > 0:01:43Here!
0:01:43 > 0:01:46- And if you mix them all together, you get Sujuore.- Oh!
0:01:49 > 0:01:52I think that look like an amazing Bond villain.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54That's what that looks like - a super-villain.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56I am Massive Eyes.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59I've always wanted a child,
0:01:59 > 0:02:03and if I ever get someone that looks like that, I'll be a very happy man.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07On my right, we have Sonia.
0:02:07 > 0:02:08Here.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11She is joined by Scotland's second-finest, Des Clarke.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13Here, sir.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16And straight from the CBBC office, it's Dodge T Dog.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18Yes, miss.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21LAUGHTER
0:02:21 > 0:02:25So, squish those together into a pupil soup and you get Desdodgenia.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30I think that won Crufts this year.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Yeah.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35Can we, please, have some applause for today's teams?
0:02:35 > 0:02:37APPLAUSE
0:02:39 > 0:02:41Right, here is how this thing works.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Each team has a load of homework they have to hand in.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46The team that hands in the most by the end of the show will be
0:02:46 > 0:02:47the winner.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50But as ever, the losing side will be put into detention,
0:02:50 > 0:02:52under the supervision of our PE teacher,
0:02:52 > 0:02:53a man who doesn't know his own
0:02:53 > 0:02:55strength and barely knows his own name.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57It's Mr Smash.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00HE GRUNTS AND GROWLS
0:03:02 > 0:03:06Looks like thirsty work, Mr Smash, I bet you could do with a drink.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08HE GRUNTS
0:03:11 > 0:03:13AUDIENCE GROANS
0:03:16 > 0:03:17AUDIENCE GROANS
0:03:19 > 0:03:22I'm all right for sweat, thanks very much, mate.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24That's disgusting!
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Even Dodge thinks that's disgusting.
0:03:26 > 0:03:27He lives in a bin.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32OK, so as far as the points go, it's Iain's school so it's...
0:03:35 > 0:03:38Right, enough stalling, let's get cracking.
0:03:43 > 0:03:47First up is Shedloads, the round with more responses than
0:03:47 > 0:03:49the complaints department of a low-cost airline.
0:03:49 > 0:03:53I'm going to ask you questions that have shedloads of correct answers.
0:03:53 > 0:03:57I'll flip between the teams to get as many of them as possible.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59When we've looted everything possible from your brain banks,
0:03:59 > 0:04:02I'll move on to the next subject.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Is everyone with me on this one?
0:04:05 > 0:04:07- ALL:- Yes.- Ore, you look confused.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09I generally am confused.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12And he in the news correspondent for the nation's children.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15First question is biology, it's for Jude's team.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20- Tigers.- Correct.
0:04:20 > 0:04:21- Kangaroos.- Correct.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23- Polar bears.- Polar bears, yep.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25- Crocodiles.- Good point.
0:04:25 > 0:04:26Cauliflowers.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28- Terrible pets.- Dead ones!
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Dead cauliflowers?
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Dead pets.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35Dead pets make terrible pets.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37- Sloth.- Yeah.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40- Tortoises.- You mean tortoise.
0:04:40 > 0:04:41That's the one - to-toi-toises.
0:04:41 > 0:04:45Because they're hard to pronounce! Correct!
0:04:45 > 0:04:48Bees, cos you can't get leads small enough to put on them.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50- I'll give you that.- Sharks!
0:04:50 > 0:04:53- Correct.- Dodge will agree with me on this one - cats.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56- DODGE GROWLS - No! I have three cats!
0:04:56 > 0:04:59Evil!
0:04:59 > 0:05:00Let's move on - school stuff.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05- Do your homework.- Correct.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Wash your hair.
0:05:07 > 0:05:08- Yes.- Not if you're Iain.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11- Correct.- Shave and eat your breakfast at the same time.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14Des was a very hairy nine-year-old.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16- I was!- Jude's team.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18I would wear a Strictly Come Dancing style ball gown so that
0:05:18 > 0:05:21when I went into maths, I would make a bit of an impact.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Susan and I went to school together - I would meet her
0:05:23 > 0:05:25dressed as Bruce Forsyth.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27- MIMICS BRUCE FORSYTH:- Nice to see you, to see you, nice.
0:05:27 > 0:05:28And then we'd dance.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30Your maths teacher would go, "Seven."
0:05:32 > 0:05:33Jude's team.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36Consider going back to bed, cos it's so much comfier.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39It is indeed. OK.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42You got to comb your face before you go to school!
0:05:42 > 0:05:44How do you do that?
0:05:44 > 0:05:45You just get a comb and go...
0:05:45 > 0:05:48And then, sometimes, if you're in a rush, you can go...
0:05:49 > 0:05:51- Then just leave.- Let's move on.
0:05:51 > 0:05:52And just for a laugh...
0:05:55 > 0:05:56- Spiders.- Spiders.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59- Change the locks on the house. - Yes!
0:05:59 > 0:06:00Lightning bolt - chki-tah!
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Oh!
0:06:02 > 0:06:05# Dun-dun-dun. #
0:06:05 > 0:06:08Sing badly?
0:06:08 > 0:06:09That would scare someone.
0:06:09 > 0:06:13I once hid in the bottom of a filing cabinet.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15And then when someone came round and opened it, I went, "Ah-ha-ha!"
0:06:15 > 0:06:18- Des. - INDISTINCT
0:06:18 > 0:06:20- Ore. - HE MIMICS A SIREN
0:06:22 > 0:06:23Dodge.
0:06:23 > 0:06:24HE BREAKS WIND
0:06:24 > 0:06:26LAUGHTER
0:06:26 > 0:06:27BELL RINGS
0:06:29 > 0:06:32It was a strong round, but I think for the trump,
0:06:32 > 0:06:35I'm going to have to give it to Sonia's team.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37Sonia, please, hand in your homework!
0:06:43 > 0:06:46- Let's get on with our next round. - KNOCK ON DOOR
0:06:46 > 0:06:48- Hello. Who is it? - It's Eddie from class 4B.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51In you come, Eddie from class 4B.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53Come on. Oh, hello.
0:06:53 > 0:06:57Eddie, are you doing a project about the Egyptian mummies?
0:06:57 > 0:07:01- Nope.- Is it a papier mache project?
0:07:01 > 0:07:02No.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04Then what's with the get up?
0:07:04 > 0:07:07I got dressed in the bathroom. The bulb had gone.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12- Here's a note for you, Iain.- Thanks very much, Eddie, appreciated.
0:07:12 > 0:07:13Give it up for Eddie, everybody.
0:07:13 > 0:07:17APPLAUSE
0:07:17 > 0:07:19We've got a school announcement here.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22Could whoever stole the school's pet chicken please
0:07:22 > 0:07:25return him to the chicken coop immediately?
0:07:25 > 0:07:27Does anyone know what happened to the chicken?
0:07:29 > 0:07:30No idea.
0:07:30 > 0:07:31Who would do a thing like that?
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Save the bones for me!
0:07:33 > 0:07:35Don't encourage him, Dodge.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37Time now for some magic,
0:07:37 > 0:07:41it's everyone's favourite round, Who Do You Think I Am?
0:07:41 > 0:07:43GROANING
0:07:43 > 0:07:45I can feel the optimism in the room.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48Well, it's your job to guess which historical figures
0:07:48 > 0:07:50I'm improving upon today.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53And if you get yours right, you can hand in your homework.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56Right, we've got the props box and we've got my gift,
0:07:56 > 0:07:59so let's step into the Stirling time machine!
0:07:59 > 0:08:00Let's go!
0:08:05 > 0:08:06Sonia's team, you're up first.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09Here we go. First, got to get into character.
0:08:09 > 0:08:10HE CLEARS THROAT
0:08:12 > 0:08:14LAUGHTER
0:08:14 > 0:08:17Why you laughing?!
0:08:17 > 0:08:21This is the serious bit, it's the acting now.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23Is this it? Are you doing...?
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Stop it!
0:08:25 > 0:08:27Iain, when you're ready, fella.
0:08:27 > 0:08:28First clue.
0:08:28 > 0:08:32I'm a lady from Manchester.
0:08:32 > 0:08:33What?!
0:08:33 > 0:08:35That woman from Corrie!
0:08:35 > 0:08:36No!
0:08:36 > 0:08:39I'm a historical figure.
0:08:39 > 0:08:40That old woman from Corrie.
0:08:40 > 0:08:41No!
0:08:43 > 0:08:46He looks like the Mexican safety lady.
0:08:46 > 0:08:50Oh, yeah, the famous Mexican safety lady.
0:08:50 > 0:08:51Clue number two...
0:08:51 > 0:08:55- MANCHESTER ACCENT:- Thanks to my campaigning, people like you, Sonia,
0:08:55 > 0:09:01and you, Susan Calman, were allowed to vote for political people.
0:09:01 > 0:09:06- I know you!- I want to campaign. I want to campaign.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09You sound like Gary Barlow.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11- MIMICS GARY BARLOW: - Is it Gary Barlow?
0:09:11 > 0:09:12No. You've got an idea?
0:09:12 > 0:09:15Yes, I know who you are and I can't remember your name.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Ann Widdicombe off of Strictly.
0:09:17 > 0:09:21No! Here's clue number three. Ready?
0:09:21 > 0:09:24I were a key figure in the laundrettes.
0:09:24 > 0:09:25- Dot Cotton!- No!
0:09:25 > 0:09:27I know who it is, can't remember the name.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30Sorry, I meant suffragettes.
0:09:30 > 0:09:34I defended women's rights, which I imagine went something like this.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38Oh, is that a right? I'll defend it.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43- Get away from the rights. - That says, "For sale."
0:09:43 > 0:09:45- Are you selling a house? - No, this is me placard!
0:09:45 > 0:09:48I'll buy that hat.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50The only name that's coming to my head is...
0:09:50 > 0:09:54It's not this, but in my head, Emily Pancake.
0:09:54 > 0:09:58I'm a significant historical figure, I'm not a pancake!
0:09:59 > 0:10:02- I think I know who it is.- Who am I?
0:10:02 > 0:10:04It's something like Emily Pancake.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Emily Pan... Emily Sandcake!
0:10:06 > 0:10:09- Emily Sande.- Is it Emily Sandcake?
0:10:09 > 0:10:13I am not Emily Sandcake.
0:10:13 > 0:10:14Susan Calman?
0:10:14 > 0:10:17It's Emily Pankhurst.
0:10:17 > 0:10:18Oh, close enough...
0:10:18 > 0:10:20It was Emmeline Pankhurst.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26The canny campaigner who helped British women get an equal
0:10:26 > 0:10:28right to vote.
0:10:28 > 0:10:29Unbelievable you got that one wrong.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31I couldn't have acted it out any better.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34- We were close.- It was so accurate.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37Jude's team, it's now time for you to watch me to transform.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39Raincoat lady with the funky hat!
0:10:41 > 0:10:45- Stop just saying stupid stuff, guys! - That's what you do, though!
0:10:45 > 0:10:46Right, here we go.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49Clue number one. Now I get into character.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54- ITALIAN ACCENT:- I am an Italian man.
0:10:54 > 0:10:55Gino D'Acampo!
0:10:55 > 0:10:57No!
0:10:57 > 0:11:02I'm an Italian man, with a-many strings to my bow.
0:11:02 > 0:11:06Definitely, with the hat, Frankie Dettori.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08No!
0:11:08 > 0:11:09I've not got a horse.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12You're supposed to imagine, that's part of this game, right?
0:11:12 > 0:11:14I'd be doing that, wouldn't I?
0:11:15 > 0:11:17That's Frankie Dettori!
0:11:17 > 0:11:20- No!- Yeah!
0:11:20 > 0:11:22Right, clue number two. Let's get back into character.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25I painted some very famous paintings -
0:11:25 > 0:11:27one of a lady with a funny smile.
0:11:27 > 0:11:30You could even say her eyes follow you around the room.
0:11:30 > 0:11:34OK. I just wanted to get the feeling for the character.
0:11:34 > 0:11:38Italians are really good dancers and stuff, so can I just...
0:11:38 > 0:11:40If we just did a wee dance.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43- Do you...? - I would love to do that.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47LAUGHTER
0:11:49 > 0:11:53- Bruno Tonioli!- No!
0:11:53 > 0:11:55OK, one last clue.
0:11:55 > 0:11:59I came up with ideas for many different things-a!
0:11:59 > 0:12:01Like the bicycle.
0:12:01 > 0:12:02The tank.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04I'm going to get ya!
0:12:04 > 0:12:07And finally, the helicopter.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09- Arnold Schwarzenegger.- No!
0:12:10 > 0:12:13And I've got a Ninja Turtle named after me.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15Who do you think I am?
0:12:15 > 0:12:17I think Jude might know the answer.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19- Jude, who am I? - Leonardo da Vinci.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22I am...Leonardo da Vinci!
0:12:24 > 0:12:27Artist, inventor, architect, musician,
0:12:27 > 0:12:29so in all, a bit of a show off!
0:12:29 > 0:12:30OK, everyone.
0:12:30 > 0:12:34I can tell you now, Sonia's team, you didn't get the correct answer.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37Jude's team, you did get the correct answer,
0:12:37 > 0:12:39so, Jude's team, you can hand in your homework.
0:12:46 > 0:12:50OK, before we move on, let's check in with Smash for the scores.
0:12:50 > 0:12:55How many bits of homework have Sonia's team handed in, Smashy?
0:12:57 > 0:12:59What about Jude's team, Mr Smash?
0:12:59 > 0:13:02HE GRUNTS AND GROWLS
0:13:02 > 0:13:04Well growled, Mr Smash.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07Teams, there's nothing to separate you guys, at the moment.
0:13:07 > 0:13:12So, Sonia, Jude, keep your teams under control or it'll be detention
0:13:12 > 0:13:17with Mr Smash and, I tell you what, he is not a man to be trifled with.
0:13:17 > 0:13:18HE GRUNTS
0:13:23 > 0:13:27And for the record, he's not to be curried with either.
0:13:27 > 0:13:28You'll never get those stains out.
0:13:28 > 0:13:32Anyway, pull up your socks, guys, it's time for the next round.
0:13:36 > 0:13:40OK, get ready to show your workings out cos it's time for Guesstimate.
0:13:40 > 0:13:44And today's challenge requires strength, determination
0:13:44 > 0:13:45and two of these.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48Pow-pow!
0:13:48 > 0:13:51So, let's see what you're up against.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57As you can see, we have brought in a strongman machine,
0:13:57 > 0:14:02but the question is, using this mallet, how many times can
0:14:02 > 0:14:06one of your team's grown ups make that bell ring in 30 seconds?
0:14:06 > 0:14:09Jude's team, you're looking at Ore.
0:14:09 > 0:14:10You're looking at Susan.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13I think Jude understands that when it comes to strength,
0:14:13 > 0:14:15clearly, I am...
0:14:15 > 0:14:18Actually, I've got a lower centre of gravity, so I could maybe swing...
0:14:18 > 0:14:21Ore.
0:14:21 > 0:14:25- I'm just going to say Ore. - Just ignore all that explanation.
0:14:25 > 0:14:26Just ignore all of that hard work.
0:14:26 > 0:14:28Let's see your tickets, young man.
0:14:30 > 0:14:34- Oh, big-uns!- Look at them!
0:14:34 > 0:14:35Now we're talking.
0:14:35 > 0:14:39Sonia, you've got a choice between the human man Des Clarke or
0:14:39 > 0:14:42the talking dog Dodge T Dog.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44Look at his muscle! Look at that!
0:14:44 > 0:14:47You've got incredible stomach muscles, don't you, Dodge?
0:14:47 > 0:14:48Yeah, watch this...
0:14:51 > 0:14:54- See, I'm brilliant, me. - I'm really stuck now.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57Hang on a minute - I'm an actual person.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00OK, eeny, meeny, miny, moe, I will choose you.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03- I'm going to have to go for Des. - What about me?!
0:15:03 > 0:15:05I'm sorry, Dodge, I'm going to have to go for Des.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07Well, to help you guys with your guesstimates,
0:15:07 > 0:15:10we've given you an inflatable hammer.
0:15:10 > 0:15:13- Hammers out, please. - Oh, Iain.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16Who gives a dog with sharp teeth an inflatable toy?
0:15:17 > 0:15:20You all have ten seconds on the clock to try
0:15:20 > 0:15:21out your hammering technique.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24Let's get everyone on their feet.
0:15:24 > 0:15:28OK, let's practise your technique - go!
0:15:28 > 0:15:31Good, Sonia. Look at the other people on your team.
0:15:31 > 0:15:34Susan's smashing it.
0:15:34 > 0:15:37Dodge has got it horribly wrong.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39BELL RINGS
0:15:41 > 0:15:42Take a seat. Take a seat.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44That was a frightening ten seconds.
0:15:44 > 0:15:47- Dodge, are you all right?- No! Medic!
0:15:47 > 0:15:50Do you want to talk us through your technique there?
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Well, I tried to pick it up from the bottom, Iain,
0:15:52 > 0:15:54but it started fighting back.
0:15:55 > 0:15:56What about you, Jude,
0:15:56 > 0:15:59did you get a better insight into Ore's hammering ability there?
0:15:59 > 0:16:02It's best to hold it up at the top cos then you've got more...
0:16:02 > 0:16:05- You don't get as much power, though. - Yeah, but you got more agility.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07Can I just say, you've been talking,
0:16:07 > 0:16:11but the whole time I've just heard, "Squeak, squeak, squeak."
0:16:11 > 0:16:12You've both got a better idea now.
0:16:12 > 0:16:17So how many times can Ore and Des ring the bell in 30 seconds?
0:16:17 > 0:16:21The team that guesstimates the highest will take on the challenge.
0:16:21 > 0:16:25As always, if you hit your target, you can hand in your homework.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28But if you miss the target, the other team wins.
0:16:28 > 0:16:32On the count of three, I want you to turn over your answers.
0:16:32 > 0:16:33One, two, three...
0:16:34 > 0:16:36Oh, that is very close.
0:16:36 > 0:16:40Jude's team went with 12, and Sonia's team have gone for 13,
0:16:40 > 0:16:44which means, Des Clarke, you'll be taking on the challenge,
0:16:44 > 0:16:47so get your mallet and make your way over to the strongman machine.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58Des, you need to score 13 or above to win.
0:16:58 > 0:17:01- I am ready. I'm like Thor. - Well, it's hammer time.
0:17:01 > 0:17:04# Hammer time... #
0:17:04 > 0:17:05Three, two, one...go!
0:17:07 > 0:17:10SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT
0:17:18 > 0:17:20Keep going - seven!
0:17:20 > 0:17:24Eight, nine, ten.
0:17:26 > 0:17:2711...
0:17:29 > 0:17:31- 12, 13.- He's done it!
0:17:34 > 0:17:36This is just for fun now.
0:17:36 > 0:17:37BELL RINGS
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Stop it! Stop it!
0:17:42 > 0:17:44Stop it!
0:17:44 > 0:17:46Yay!
0:17:46 > 0:17:48How did you find that, Des Clarke?
0:17:48 > 0:17:49I might have broken it.
0:17:51 > 0:17:55Des Clarke, you managed to score 16 rings of the bell...
0:17:55 > 0:17:57Yeah! Go on!
0:17:59 > 0:18:02Which means, Des, you can take a seat and, Sonia,
0:18:02 > 0:18:04you can hand in your homework.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11OK, it's time to play What Happened Was.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13In this round, both teams have to come up with
0:18:13 > 0:18:17a smasher of an excuse for not handing in their homework.
0:18:17 > 0:18:20But what will their excuses be about today?
0:18:20 > 0:18:24Let's find out by grabbing some words from our lovely audience.
0:18:24 > 0:18:25Let's go.
0:18:29 > 0:18:34I need some words for why they haven't handed in their homework.
0:18:34 > 0:18:35- What's your name?- Austin.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37What's your word, Austin?
0:18:37 > 0:18:38Jellyfish.
0:18:38 > 0:18:40There you go.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42I'm going to ask my own father!
0:18:42 > 0:18:43What's your name?
0:18:43 > 0:18:45- Dad.- What's your word?
0:18:45 > 0:18:48- Dad.- Dad.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51There you go - you can even use Iain's dad if you really want.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54Let's put my dad into a wacky scenario.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56Is this your dad? Can I sit on him?
0:18:57 > 0:18:59- What's your name, mate?- Calum.
0:18:59 > 0:19:00And what's your word, mate?
0:19:00 > 0:19:01Maelstrom.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04Maelstrom?
0:19:04 > 0:19:05What's maelstrom mean?
0:19:05 > 0:19:07- Storm.- Maelstrom.
0:19:08 > 0:19:11Hiya! What's your name?
0:19:11 > 0:19:14- Courtenay.- What's your word, Courtenay?
0:19:14 > 0:19:15Detention.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17Good word - on topic.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20OK, so for Jude's team, you have got...
0:19:27 > 0:19:31So now we're going to get some words for Sonia's team.
0:19:31 > 0:19:32Who's got some words?
0:19:32 > 0:19:33What's your name, mate?
0:19:33 > 0:19:36- Oran.- Oran. And what's your word, Oran?
0:19:36 > 0:19:39- Toilet.- Woo-hoo-hoo!
0:19:39 > 0:19:41Naughty Oran!
0:19:41 > 0:19:44Surprise mum attack! Pow!
0:19:44 > 0:19:46What's your word?
0:19:46 > 0:19:48- Chocolate.- Oh!
0:19:48 > 0:19:52- What's your name, mate?- Joey. - And what's your word, Joey?
0:19:52 > 0:19:53- King.- King?
0:19:53 > 0:19:54King Joey!
0:19:56 > 0:19:58- What's your name, mate?- Aidan.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00- What's your word, Aidan? - Eh, pandas.
0:20:00 > 0:20:01Eh, pandas - good.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03Sonia, your words are...
0:20:07 > 0:20:10I don't think chocolate and toilet should go in the same sentence.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13It's not going to end well, this.
0:20:13 > 0:20:16Now we've got our words, let's pop out some porkies.
0:20:16 > 0:20:17Let's go!
0:20:24 > 0:20:25So let's do this.
0:20:25 > 0:20:29Jude, if you'd just hand in your homework, that'd be lovely.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31Well, you see, I actually don't have it.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34You don't... What do you mean you don't have your homework?
0:20:34 > 0:20:35I was in school yesterday,
0:20:35 > 0:20:40and your dad gave me detention cos he was in school that day.
0:20:40 > 0:20:41He is a teacher.
0:20:41 > 0:20:45So he gave me detention and the punishment was eating jellyfish.
0:20:45 > 0:20:49- Of course it was.- It, like, caused a maelstrom in my stomach.
0:20:49 > 0:20:50Oh, wow.
0:20:50 > 0:20:53And I was just too ill to do my homework.
0:20:53 > 0:20:54So that's why I don't have it in today.
0:20:54 > 0:20:57That's all right, Jude, don't worry about it.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59I'm going to speak to Sonia, I'll get her homework
0:20:59 > 0:21:01and it'll be absolutely fine.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03I don't really have my homework today.
0:21:03 > 0:21:06- What do you mean...? - ANNOUNCEMENT:- School disco!
0:21:06 > 0:21:09School disco!
0:21:12 > 0:21:13# Whoa-oh-oh-oh
0:21:13 > 0:21:15# It's always a good time
0:21:15 > 0:21:19# Whoa-oh-oh-oh Whoa-oh-oh-oh
0:21:19 > 0:21:23# We don't even have to try, it's always a good time
0:21:23 > 0:21:25# Whoa-oh-oh-oh... #
0:21:27 > 0:21:29What do you mean you don't have your homework, Sonia?
0:21:29 > 0:21:32Yesterday, after school, I ran into this king.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34They're kicking about these days.
0:21:34 > 0:21:38And then he brought me to his castle and it was made of chocolate
0:21:38 > 0:21:39so I had to stay.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42You're not leaving a chocolate castle - you're not crazy!
0:21:42 > 0:21:43And I ran into his pet panda...
0:21:43 > 0:21:45He's got a pet panda?
0:21:45 > 0:21:47He has a pet panda.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49And the thing is, his panda really liked my homework,
0:21:49 > 0:21:52so it decided to rip it to shreds, but there was a little bit left
0:21:52 > 0:21:54so I had to put it in my pocket.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57And I had to go to the bathroom, so the panda took me to the toilet.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59They've got very good manners, don't they, pandas?
0:21:59 > 0:22:02Was the panda inside the room or outside the room?
0:22:02 > 0:22:03Outside the room.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06And then I forgot that the homework was in my pocket
0:22:06 > 0:22:10and when I stood up, it went into the toilet and I flushed it.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13- We've all done it. - We've all done it.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15I'll buy that for a dollar!
0:22:16 > 0:22:20It's not to me. Whose excuse did the audience prefer?
0:22:20 > 0:22:24If you're a big fan of Jude's excuse that involves my own father,
0:22:24 > 0:22:26please cheer now.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28CHEERING
0:22:31 > 0:22:35Or if you preferred Sonia's panda-toilet-chocolate story,
0:22:35 > 0:22:36cheer now!
0:22:36 > 0:22:38CHEERING
0:22:39 > 0:22:43- Come on!- Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo!
0:22:43 > 0:22:45I'm a little bit biased,
0:22:45 > 0:22:48because it involves Roger Stirling, I'm going to give it to Jude's team.
0:22:48 > 0:22:51So, Jude, please hand in your homework.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54Up you come!
0:22:56 > 0:23:00OK, we have got just enough time for one more round.
0:23:00 > 0:23:01It's Sprint Finish.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04In this round, one member of each team
0:23:04 > 0:23:06has to demonstrate all things sport,
0:23:06 > 0:23:10using nothing but their nimble limbs and noises.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13The rest of your team have to guess what you're on about.
0:23:13 > 0:23:17Every correct answer is another piece of homework in the bank.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19Is everyone up to speed?
0:23:19 > 0:23:20- Yeah.- Yes!- OK.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23Then Sonia's team, we'll have Des playing this one.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25Make your way to the Sports Spot, please.
0:23:29 > 0:23:32OK, your time starts when Sonia flips the first card.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34Three, two, one...on you go!
0:23:34 > 0:23:36- OK.- Cycling.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38Bike.
0:23:38 > 0:23:39HE WHINNIES
0:23:39 > 0:23:42- Horse riding.- What type of horse riding?- Long jump... Jumping!
0:23:42 > 0:23:44Yes, show jumping, we'll give you that.
0:23:44 > 0:23:45Next one.
0:23:45 > 0:23:48- Motorcycling.- Hoovering.
0:23:48 > 0:23:50It's a small version of something that you play.
0:23:50 > 0:23:53Mini golf.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55Yeah! No, of course not!
0:23:55 > 0:23:57- Mini football. - Yes, but what is mini football?
0:23:57 > 0:24:00- What is this called?- Table!
0:24:00 > 0:24:02- Table. Desk football.- Desk football?
0:24:02 > 0:24:04Table football.
0:24:04 > 0:24:05Yes, next one.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07OK. Um...
0:24:07 > 0:24:09Golf.
0:24:09 > 0:24:12Yeah!
0:24:12 > 0:24:14Surfing. Hula hooping.
0:24:14 > 0:24:15Yes, there you go.
0:24:15 > 0:24:16Who surfs like that?
0:24:19 > 0:24:23Des, let me help you out. This is tricky.
0:24:23 > 0:24:24Here we go...
0:24:24 > 0:24:26- Wrestling.- No.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28Wrestling.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31HIGH-PITCHED LAUGHTER
0:24:31 > 0:24:34- Taekwondo!- Four letters.
0:24:35 > 0:24:37- Judo!- Yeah!
0:24:39 > 0:24:41Rowing.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43- Canoeing!- Yeah, canoeing.
0:24:43 > 0:24:44BELL RINGS
0:24:46 > 0:24:49Give it up for Des Clarke, everyone.
0:24:50 > 0:24:53OK, that means, Jude, your team is up next.
0:24:53 > 0:24:56Ore, please make your way to the Sport Spot.
0:25:00 > 0:25:03- I've got a lot to live up to here. - OK. Ore, you feeling confident?
0:25:03 > 0:25:05Mmm...no!
0:25:05 > 0:25:08Good. Well, in that case, let's do it.
0:25:08 > 0:25:09Three, two, one...flip over!
0:25:09 > 0:25:11What's that?!
0:25:11 > 0:25:13Badminton. Tennis.
0:25:13 > 0:25:15Tap dancing.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17- Skating.- It's a team sport.
0:25:17 > 0:25:20- Ice hockey!- Yeah!
0:25:20 > 0:25:22Next one. Oh, this'll be fun.
0:25:22 > 0:25:25Eh, you are on a bike. You're on a BMX.
0:25:25 > 0:25:26BMX biking - I'll give you that.
0:25:26 > 0:25:29- On you go.- Football.
0:25:29 > 0:25:32- What are you wearing?- Football boots.- Yes, correct.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34There we go. I want you to commit to this one.
0:25:34 > 0:25:38- Diving.- Yeah, diving.
0:25:38 > 0:25:40- Surfing.- What is he on?
0:25:40 > 0:25:42- Surfboard.- Yeah.
0:25:42 > 0:25:44- Oh, here we go.- Fencing.
0:25:44 > 0:25:47- Yes!- Ooh!
0:25:47 > 0:25:49Skating again. Figure skating.
0:25:49 > 0:25:52- Roller skating!- Yeah!
0:25:52 > 0:25:54OK...
0:25:56 > 0:25:58- Dressage.- Dressage!
0:26:01 > 0:26:03BELL RINGS
0:26:03 > 0:26:04Time is up.
0:26:04 > 0:26:07OK, it could have made all the difference,
0:26:07 > 0:26:09so please head back to your desk
0:26:09 > 0:26:11till I work out who scored top marks.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13Give it up for Ore Oduba, everybody!
0:26:13 > 0:26:15APPLAUSE
0:26:18 > 0:26:21It's nearly time to put our losing team into detention,
0:26:21 > 0:26:24so let's just make sure Mr Smash is ready for them.
0:26:24 > 0:26:26You all right, mate?
0:26:26 > 0:26:28HE GRUNTS
0:26:28 > 0:26:32Aw, bless him, he borrowed that cotton bud off his mum!
0:26:32 > 0:26:35It's time to find out which team are swotty and which team are...
0:26:35 > 0:26:38- AUDIENCE:- Naughty!
0:26:38 > 0:26:40OK.
0:26:40 > 0:26:42DRUM ROLL
0:26:43 > 0:26:45The winners are...
0:26:45 > 0:26:46Jude's team!
0:26:46 > 0:26:48CHEERING
0:26:49 > 0:26:53Well done, Jude's team, which sadly means, Sonia's team,
0:26:53 > 0:26:55you guys are going have to take the walk of shame.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57Off you go!
0:26:57 > 0:26:58# Nah, nah, nah-nah, losers
0:26:58 > 0:27:00# Nah, nah, nah-nah, losers
0:27:00 > 0:27:02# Nah, nah, nah-nah, losers
0:27:02 > 0:27:03# Nah, nah, nah, nah-nah
0:27:03 > 0:27:04# Losers. #
0:27:04 > 0:27:05Oh, look!
0:27:05 > 0:27:08Today, you're helping Mr Smash sort through his dirty gym
0:27:08 > 0:27:10kit before he sticks it in the wash.
0:27:11 > 0:27:13Aw, Dodge is loving it.
0:27:13 > 0:27:15Before we go, please give it up for the losing team -
0:27:15 > 0:27:17Sonia, Des and Dodge.
0:27:17 > 0:27:21Give it up for our star pupils - Jude, Susan and Ore.
0:27:22 > 0:27:24Thank you all for watching, and remember,
0:27:24 > 0:27:27we didn't learn much but it was fun trying.
0:27:27 > 0:27:28See you all next time on...
0:27:28 > 0:27:32- AUDIENCE:- The Dog Ate My Homework!
0:27:32 > 0:27:34See-he ya!