0:00:02 > 0:00:05THEY SPEAK NONSENSE
0:00:31 > 0:00:33APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:00:40 > 0:00:44Welcome to The Dog Ate My Homework,
0:00:44 > 0:00:46CBBC's best excuse for a panel show.
0:00:46 > 0:00:51I'm Iain Stirling and I'm here to put the "K" into "bad spelling".
0:00:51 > 0:00:54But before we get started, here are the school announcements.
0:00:54 > 0:00:57The principal has just released this photo-fit of the person
0:00:57 > 0:01:00suspected of stealing plates from the canteen.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06As part of the school's new health drive,
0:01:06 > 0:01:09all pupils are required to quite literally catch the bus.
0:01:12 > 0:01:16And can we remind the javelin club that they are not allowed to
0:01:16 > 0:01:17practise during lessons?
0:01:21 > 0:01:24Now, it's time we get things going by taking the register
0:01:24 > 0:01:27and find out who's screechin' for a teachin' today.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30- On my left we have Lucy.- Hello.
0:01:30 > 0:01:34On her team we have CBBC's comedy queen, Susan Calman.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36Here, Mr Stirling.
0:01:36 > 0:01:40- And Friday Downloader Cel Spellman. - Yes, sir.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43Squish them together and what you get is Lucelan!
0:01:44 > 0:01:48- Good cheek bones.- Very good cheek bones.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51- What do you think, Lucy? - It's interesting.
0:01:51 > 0:01:55- It is, isn't it? - That's actually Susan's brother.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58- And on my right we have Jude. - Wazzup!
0:01:58 > 0:02:02On his team is a comedian who's introduced as "not that one" -
0:02:02 > 0:02:05- Chris Martin. - Here, Dad, I mean, sir.
0:02:05 > 0:02:09- And she's let the dogs out, it's Ashleigh Butler.- Hee-ar!
0:02:09 > 0:02:12Put them all together and what you get is...Crashude.
0:02:14 > 0:02:19- It looks like a sloth.- A sloth! Have you ever seen a sloth?
0:02:19 > 0:02:24It looks like a really badly dressed rocker.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26Yes.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29If ours and yours teamed up together that's a couple of people
0:02:29 > 0:02:30you wouldn't mess with.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Please give it up for today's teams.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Right, here's how this works.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43Each team has homework to hand in.
0:02:43 > 0:02:44The team that hands in the most by
0:02:44 > 0:02:46the end of the show will be the winner,
0:02:46 > 0:02:49but as ever, the losing side will be put into detention
0:02:49 > 0:02:53under the supervision of our PE teacher.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56He works hard, he plays hard, he is hard.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59It's Mr Smash.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02You all right over there, Mr Smash?
0:03:02 > 0:03:06Oh, snacks. Can I have some, please, Smashie? Is that all right?
0:03:06 > 0:03:09HE GRUNTS
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Could you rustle me up a few more?
0:03:11 > 0:03:13HE LAUGHS
0:03:13 > 0:03:17Cheers, mate. I'm going to chat to Susan for a bit.
0:03:17 > 0:03:23- How's it going?- It's going all right. I'm having a nice time.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26- Show going well so far, yeah? - Iain, it's...
0:03:28 > 0:03:31SMASH GROANS
0:03:31 > 0:03:32Enjoy that there.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35Oh, thanks, mate.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Oh, they're cheesy flavour.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45Oh, extra mature.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48- Want one?- No, I'm all right.
0:03:48 > 0:03:53Well, remember, as far as the points go it's Iain's school, so it's...
0:03:55 > 0:03:57Let's start this thing already! Come on!
0:04:03 > 0:04:06So first up, The round that jumps about more than
0:04:06 > 0:04:09a kangaroo on a pogo stick, it's Shed Loads.
0:04:09 > 0:04:13I'll ask you questions that have shed loads of right answers,
0:04:13 > 0:04:17you have to give me as many correct as is humanly possible.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20When I feel like a change, I'll move along to the next question.
0:04:20 > 0:04:24The team I think does the best can hand in their homework.
0:04:24 > 0:04:28OK, we'll start with your team, Lucy. The first topic is biology.
0:04:30 > 0:04:31Cats.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33- Yes.- Bats.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36- Yes. - Bunny ears, like toy bunny ears.
0:04:36 > 0:04:37Correct.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Fluffy pencil case.
0:04:39 > 0:04:40Very feminine.
0:04:40 > 0:04:41Bees.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43You are so strange.
0:04:43 > 0:04:44Chris.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Ah-ha! Any more?
0:04:46 > 0:04:49- Monkeys.- For an extra point, monkey impression.
0:04:49 > 0:04:50Ooh, ooh, ooh, ah, ah.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53Furry friends.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56- Any more?- Fur coats.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58Fur coats have fur, correct.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01- Mouldy bread.- Yes!- Good one.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03I can't top that, that is good.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06Let's move on. We'll go to school stuff.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10- Bananas. - You do.
0:05:10 > 0:05:11- Napkins.- OK.
0:05:11 > 0:05:12Bread and butter pudding.
0:05:12 > 0:05:13Yes.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15- Litter. - Correct.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Cold soup.
0:05:17 > 0:05:18- Trays.- OK.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21Dinner ladies' hair in your food.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24I hate when you get a hair in your food
0:05:24 > 0:05:27and it's longer than you were expecting.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29You feel like you're doing a magic trick.
0:05:31 > 0:05:35- Next.- Dinner ladies shoving you to the back of the line.
0:05:35 > 0:05:36What did you do?
0:05:36 > 0:05:39My friend was saving me a space, you go to the front and they go,
0:05:39 > 0:05:40"Back of the line."
0:05:42 > 0:05:43- Next.- Magicians.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46Where did you go to school? Hogwarts?
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Let's move on.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53- Ssh.- Good.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56- Be quiet.- You are too good at this.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58- Zip.- Very good.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01- Shut up.- We were getting on so well.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Hup, hup, hup.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06Hup. Hup.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09Hup.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12- Yes?- Talk to the hand.
0:06:12 > 0:06:13Because the face ain't listening.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16Yeah?
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Down.
0:06:18 > 0:06:22Magic if you were in a lift when you did that and you went, "Down."
0:06:22 > 0:06:25Wow, she's moving us, she's a magician.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Any more?
0:06:27 > 0:06:29My parents used my middle name.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31Susan Grace Calman!
0:06:32 > 0:06:36When you were at school and you were talking to your friend
0:06:36 > 0:06:39and your friend goes really quiet
0:06:39 > 0:06:42and you look around and the teacher is just staring.
0:06:42 > 0:06:43- Yeah.- "Would you like to share with
0:06:43 > 0:06:46"the class what you were talking about?"
0:06:46 > 0:06:47Oh.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50BELL RINGS
0:06:54 > 0:06:55It was a good round.
0:06:55 > 0:06:59I think I'm going to have to give the points to Lucy's team.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02Lucy, hand in your homework.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09KNOCKING
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Hello, who is it?
0:07:11 > 0:07:14- It's Eddie, Class 4B.- In you come, Eddie, from class 4B.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18Hello, Eddie. That's a nice costume.
0:07:18 > 0:07:22- Are you in a production of A Midsummer Night's Dream?- Afraid not.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25Oh, is it a biology lesson?
0:07:25 > 0:07:28- No.- What is it then?
0:07:28 > 0:07:31- I'm having camouflage lessons. - Oh, who's teaching you?
0:07:31 > 0:07:33I've no idea.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35I can't find them.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38- Note for you, Iain. - Give it up for Eddie, everybody.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Got a little school announcement for everybody.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45We'd like you all to know that
0:07:45 > 0:07:49all the rats and cockroaches in the school kitchen have now died.
0:07:49 > 0:07:53We didn't need an exterminator. They ate some of the chef's lasagne.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55What do you make of that, Pudsey?
0:07:55 > 0:07:58WOOF
0:07:58 > 0:08:00Oh, Susan, everyone's a critic.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06The room is filled with excitement because it's time
0:08:06 > 0:08:09for everybody's favourite part of the show,
0:08:09 > 0:08:11who do you think I am?
0:08:11 > 0:08:15- Oh, no. Come on, pal. - Feel the excitement.
0:08:15 > 0:08:19Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to be astounded, astonished and then
0:08:19 > 0:08:23astounded some more as I bring historical figures back to life.
0:08:23 > 0:08:26If you correctly identify who I am, you can hand in your homework.
0:08:26 > 0:08:31We've got some serious props and I've got some serious acting chops.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Let's do this already.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39OK.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42As well as my amazing acting abilities I've got some
0:08:42 > 0:08:43top-notch props as well.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46You need all the help you can get.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Is that the accent?
0:08:48 > 0:08:50No, mate! It's my own voice!
0:08:50 > 0:08:53I just didn't know if you'd started it.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56Are you Gingerman about to get on an aeroplane?
0:08:56 > 0:08:57No!
0:08:57 > 0:08:59Are you little orphan Annie?
0:08:59 > 0:09:01Orphan Annie!
0:09:01 > 0:09:04On an aeroplane.
0:09:04 > 0:09:08- Drop the aeroplane thing. - You're wearing a neck pillow.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11It's not... It's a costume!
0:09:13 > 0:09:16OK, here we go.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19I am a very famous...
0:09:19 > 0:09:25Very famous English lady.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28Why are you Bulgarian, then?
0:09:28 > 0:09:30I'm not Bulgarian.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32- What's the last one?- We can't hear it.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Listen to it then!
0:09:34 > 0:09:38- You're a very angry English lady. - Of course I am.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41We've got no idea what you're going on about.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43INAUDIBLE
0:09:43 > 0:09:47SQUEAKY VOICE: My teeth were black.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50Don't know why, probably...
0:09:50 > 0:09:53because I ate too much sweets.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Sweets.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57- The sweet queen.- Oh, yes.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59I'll take out the gum shield because
0:09:59 > 0:10:02no-one understands what I'm saying. And it's affecting the acting.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05Yes, that's the problem with the acting.
0:10:05 > 0:10:09- Let's go.- People say...- Put the mouthguard back in.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12..I had black teeth.
0:10:12 > 0:10:16- Buck teeth?- Black teeth. - Black teeth!
0:10:16 > 0:10:20Are you one of the Weasleys?
0:10:23 > 0:10:26And instead of going on a plane you're on a broomstick.
0:10:26 > 0:10:30- Drop the plane thing!- I just did.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Broomsticks are basically uncomfortable.
0:10:32 > 0:10:36I'm giving you clue number three. I know what you're thinking, team.
0:10:36 > 0:10:40I wonder if she's single? Well, I am.
0:10:40 > 0:10:44But I wouldn't marry you, or you, or you.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47Because there's not enough room on your broomstick.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52I wouldn't marry anybody, actually.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55It don't matter, I've got loads of posh houses.
0:10:55 > 0:10:56Sharon Osbourne!
0:11:00 > 0:11:02That's not a bad guess.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04- It is a bad guess!- Thank you.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07I'm a significant historical figure.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09Sharon Osbourne is important.
0:11:09 > 0:11:13- And she's historical. - She's an English lady.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17Who am I?
0:11:17 > 0:11:19- She sounds a bit chavvy. - Queen Elizabeth.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21I'm Queen Elizabeth.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26Yes, daughter of King Henry VIII and Anne Boleyn
0:11:26 > 0:11:28and Queen of England for 45 years.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30Lucy's team, you guys are in for a treat
0:11:30 > 0:11:33because I am known as the "human chameleon".
0:11:33 > 0:11:36- Is that just in your house? - By my mother.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38That's a nose bandage. I had one once
0:11:38 > 0:11:40when I had a nosebleed that wouldn't stop
0:11:40 > 0:11:42and they tied a nose bandage around my face.
0:11:42 > 0:11:46Did you go and see a doctor or a vet?
0:11:46 > 0:11:49- Right, here we go.- Oh!
0:11:49 > 0:11:50This guy is from a few places
0:11:50 > 0:11:53so the accent might be a bit all over the place.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55It would have been all over the place.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59OK, here we go.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02I am a German,
0:12:02 > 0:12:05Swiss, American man
0:12:05 > 0:12:08depending on when you ask me.
0:12:08 > 0:12:12- Why are you Italian?- I'm not an Italian man.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14Is that Italian?
0:12:14 > 0:12:17No, I have this Swiss-German thing.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20What's the band thing?
0:12:20 > 0:12:23It's quite clearly a moustache.
0:12:23 > 0:12:27ALL: Oh!
0:12:27 > 0:12:29Let's do clue number two.
0:12:29 > 0:12:30I'm a bit of a smarty-pants,
0:12:30 > 0:12:34so some people use my name as a compliment
0:12:34 > 0:12:36if you do a clever thing.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38You done a clever thing? Here's my name.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40Jedward, you're Jedward!
0:12:41 > 0:12:44Well done, you've done a Jedward.
0:12:45 > 0:12:49OK, now, it's time for the final "caul".
0:12:49 > 0:12:50Final cloud?
0:12:50 > 0:12:52Final "claul".
0:12:52 > 0:12:53Cloak? "Clau".
0:12:53 > 0:12:54Cloud?
0:12:54 > 0:12:56Final "clau".
0:12:56 > 0:12:58Final "clau".
0:12:58 > 0:13:00Cloud?
0:13:00 > 0:13:02- It's time for the final call.- Cloud?
0:13:02 > 0:13:05I was known for having crazy hair.
0:13:05 > 0:13:08This is my crazy hair.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11I came up with something called the theory of relativity.
0:13:11 > 0:13:15I'm also dead famous and that for doing this.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18Oh, it's Miley Cyrus!
0:13:22 > 0:13:25I think Lucy knows who it is.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27- Who am I?- Is it Albert Einstein?
0:13:27 > 0:13:29I'm only Albert Einstein!
0:13:30 > 0:13:33The Nobel prize-winning scientist was clearly handy to
0:13:33 > 0:13:36have around if you were licking stamps.
0:13:36 > 0:13:39So, well done, both teams got the correct answer because
0:13:39 > 0:13:42I am so very talented, so both teams can hand in their homework.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44Come on!
0:13:49 > 0:13:53Right, before we move on, it's time to ask Smash for the scores.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56Smashie, how many bits of homework have Jude's team handed in?
0:13:56 > 0:13:59SMASH GRUNTS
0:13:59 > 0:14:01OK, and what about Lucy's team?
0:14:01 > 0:14:05Grrrr! GRRRR!
0:14:05 > 0:14:08So, Jude, Your team-mates are letting you down
0:14:08 > 0:14:11at the moment, so you'd better give them a talking-to,
0:14:11 > 0:14:13or it's detention with Mr Smash.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15- Just look at him go.- Grrrrr!
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Star jumps - impressive.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20And also what to do if the school's missing tarantula
0:14:20 > 0:14:23gets in your tracksuit. Anyway, enough of that.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25Let's get on with the next round!
0:14:25 > 0:14:26APPLAUSE
0:14:30 > 0:14:33OK, time for the round where logic meets lunacy -
0:14:33 > 0:14:35it's Guesstimate. And this is a round
0:14:35 > 0:14:38where you could totally clean up. Let's see what you're up against.
0:14:41 > 0:14:45So we've got a container full of tennis balls, a collection box,
0:14:45 > 0:14:47and a vacuum cleaner for your back.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49AKA, a backuum cleaner.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52- LAUGHTER - Anyway, the question is:
0:14:52 > 0:14:54using the backuum cleaner, how many tennis balls can
0:14:54 > 0:14:57one of your team's grown-ups get
0:14:57 > 0:15:01from that red container into the green container in 30 seconds?
0:15:01 > 0:15:04- Ashleigh, are you a tidy person? - No, I get Pudsey to do it.
0:15:04 > 0:15:05LAUGHTER
0:15:05 > 0:15:09Normally when someone said that you'd be like, "Funny joke,"
0:15:09 > 0:15:12but I reckon Pudsey can operate machinery.
0:15:12 > 0:15:16- Lots of cat hair in your house, Susan.- Lots of cat hair.
0:15:16 > 0:15:17I vacuum a lot.
0:15:17 > 0:15:21- I imagine you do. - Yes, I've got all the nozzles.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24You wear them as a necklace. Do you get excited by vacuuming, Cel?
0:15:24 > 0:15:29I wouldn't say I get excited, but I do it when I have to.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32Right, Luce, one of them loves vacuuming,
0:15:32 > 0:15:35she's got all the nozzles. The other one does it when he has to.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37What are you thinking?
0:15:37 > 0:15:40Yeah, lower centre of gravity as well, it's an invaluable tool
0:15:40 > 0:15:42when it comes to something like this.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44In fact, it's something, as they say on the X Factor,
0:15:44 > 0:15:46I've been waiting for... all my life.
0:15:46 > 0:15:48LAUGHTER
0:15:48 > 0:15:50How worryingly true that is. Good.
0:15:50 > 0:15:54Right, Jude, you're looking at Ashleigh, you're looking at Chris.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57Who do you reckon is best with the backuum cleaner? Ash?
0:15:57 > 0:16:00- What makes you say that?- I think she's a bit taller than Chris.
0:16:00 > 0:16:02- I think... - LAUGHTER
0:16:02 > 0:16:07I'm medium height and it's difficult for people like me.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10OK, to give you guys a better idea of how many you reckon you can get,
0:16:10 > 0:16:11everyone up on your feet.
0:16:11 > 0:16:14You've got 10 seconds to transfer the ping-pong balls from one
0:16:14 > 0:16:16bowl to another using your tongs.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19Your time starts now.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21Just give me a feel for what you're capable of.
0:16:23 > 0:16:28So, this is three people. You've got 10 seconds.
0:16:28 > 0:16:31- BELL - Oh, time's up.
0:16:33 > 0:16:37Take a sit down. Luce, how many ping-pong balls did you get in?
0:16:37 > 0:16:39- 11.- 11.
0:16:39 > 0:16:4211 in 10 seconds, and there's three of you.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45- Jude, how many did you guys get?- 13.- 13 in 10 seconds.
0:16:45 > 0:16:49So, using all the information available to you, write down
0:16:49 > 0:16:52in your answers book how many balls you reckon you could
0:16:52 > 0:16:56get into the second container in 30 seconds.
0:16:56 > 0:17:00The team that guesstimates the highest will take on the challenge.
0:17:00 > 0:17:04And if you hit your target you can hand in your homework. All set?
0:17:04 > 0:17:08We'll reveal your guesstimates now.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11ALL EXCLAIM
0:17:11 > 0:17:13Lucy's gone for 12!
0:17:13 > 0:17:17Which means it is my absolute delight to say, Susan Calman,
0:17:17 > 0:17:20please make your way to the backuum cleaner.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31So, Susan Calman, you've got a shirt on and that.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33You look like the Ghostbusters' accountant.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35LAUGHTER
0:17:35 > 0:17:38Just a reminder for the people at home,
0:17:38 > 0:17:42please do not stick a vacuum cleaner on your back.
0:17:42 > 0:17:43And why would you do that?
0:17:45 > 0:17:52OK, Susan, you have to get 12 in 30 seconds. Your time starts now. Go!
0:17:52 > 0:17:55ALL SHOUT ENCOURAGEMENT
0:18:06 > 0:18:07They are moving fast!
0:18:11 > 0:18:15Use that law degree, Susan! Use that law degree!
0:18:18 > 0:18:20Come on, Susan!
0:18:21 > 0:18:23BELL
0:18:23 > 0:18:25Time's up!
0:18:25 > 0:18:27Time's up!
0:18:27 > 0:18:29Turn off the backuum cleaner.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34LAUGHTER
0:18:35 > 0:18:40So, Susan, your target was 12. You scored 9.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43Which means you failed to meet your target, so please go back
0:18:43 > 0:18:47to your team, whilst, Jude, your team can hand in their homework.
0:18:47 > 0:18:48Give it up!
0:18:48 > 0:18:50APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:18:53 > 0:18:56OK, it's time for What Happened Was - the round
0:18:56 > 0:18:59where we ask our teams to cobble together an incredible
0:18:59 > 0:19:02excuse for not handing in their homework.
0:19:02 > 0:19:03And to get things started,
0:19:03 > 0:19:07let's grab some words from our wonderful studio audience.
0:19:07 > 0:19:08CHEERING
0:19:12 > 0:19:15# I'm getting some words from the studio audience! #
0:19:16 > 0:19:18Surprise mum attack!
0:19:19 > 0:19:21- Agh! Verruca.- Verruca?
0:19:21 > 0:19:25I'm not getting in a pool with you, young lady! What's your name?
0:19:25 > 0:19:30- Sophie.- And what's your word, Sophie?- Jumper.- Jumper. Oooh!
0:19:30 > 0:19:33- What's your name, mate?- Robert. - And what's your word, Robert?
0:19:33 > 0:19:38- Experiment.- Oh, that's a good one! What's your name?- Marcia.
0:19:38 > 0:19:42- What's your word, Marcia?- Doughnut.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44You're a doughnut!
0:19:44 > 0:19:47So, Lucy's team, your words are...
0:19:52 > 0:19:56While you're digging up an excuse we'll get some more words for Jude.
0:19:56 > 0:20:00- What's your name, mate?- Keir. - And what's your word?- Smelly socks.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02Smelly socks!
0:20:02 > 0:20:06Let's get some more... Come on! Come on!
0:20:06 > 0:20:09- There we go. What's your name? - Olivia.- What's your word, Olivia?
0:20:09 > 0:20:12- Caterpillar.- Caterpillar!
0:20:12 > 0:20:16Well done, thank you very much. OK, get some quick ones now.
0:20:16 > 0:20:22- What's your word, my man? - Rrrrhinos!- Rrrrhinos!
0:20:22 > 0:20:25Controversial, but for the first time, I'm going
0:20:25 > 0:20:28to put my own word in. Here I'm going to stick in Mr Smash.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30Grrrrr!
0:20:30 > 0:20:31OK, so, Jude, your words are...
0:20:37 > 0:20:40So let's get fibbing. Let's go!
0:20:48 > 0:20:51- So, Lucy.- Iain, can I stop you? This is actually quite serious.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54Lucy is in a fragile state because of something that happened to her.
0:20:54 > 0:20:57Just give me the homework.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59Well, I didn't do my homework because I read online that
0:20:59 > 0:21:01if you put your foot in a jumper,
0:21:01 > 0:21:05and rub your verruca with a doughnut, as an experiment,
0:21:05 > 0:21:06it might go away.
0:21:06 > 0:21:10And it completely did the opposite and spread all over my hands
0:21:10 > 0:21:14and all down my arms and up my neck, everywhere.
0:21:14 > 0:21:17And I was off school for several months because it's contagious.
0:21:17 > 0:21:21- But you gave me that doughnut. - LAUGHTER
0:21:21 > 0:21:24That's disgusting, but entirely believable, Lucy.
0:21:24 > 0:21:27But I'm going to go and speak to Jude.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29So, Jude, homework, hand it in.
0:21:29 > 0:21:33- Well, you see, I don't have mine either.- You don't?
0:21:33 > 0:21:38- I do have a good excuse.- Good. - I was in PE with Mr Smash, right?
0:21:38 > 0:21:44But outside the window I saw a caterpillar with a
0:21:44 > 0:21:47smelly sock on the end of its heel.
0:21:47 > 0:21:51But then, when I looked a bit further into the distance,
0:21:51 > 0:21:54I saw a rhino charging towards the caterpillar.
0:21:54 > 0:21:56I would have noticed the rhino first!
0:21:56 > 0:21:58LAUGHTER
0:21:58 > 0:22:01But then because the caterpillar was so unique,
0:22:01 > 0:22:03with its smelly sock on, I ran out...
0:22:03 > 0:22:06- In imminent danger of the rhino. - Yeah.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08So I ran out to save the caterpillar,
0:22:08 > 0:22:12and I did and I put it on the grass. But I forgot about the rhino.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14Famously, rhinos are not allowed on grass.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19- And the rhino charged into me. - Good answer!
0:22:19 > 0:22:24Well, they are both very believable, but which one is the best?
0:22:24 > 0:22:28One way to find out is using our wonderful studio audience.
0:22:28 > 0:22:31If you're a fan of Lucy's verrucas, cheer now.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:22:36 > 0:22:40Or if you thought Jude's rhino deserves a clap, cheer now.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:22:45 > 0:22:48It was close, but I think I'm going to have to give it,
0:22:48 > 0:22:52marginally, to Jude's team. Well done, Jude! Hand in your homework!
0:22:52 > 0:22:54APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:22:56 > 0:23:01Here we go, it's the sprint to the finish. Yes, it's Mental Maths.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04Each correct answer is one piece of homework in the bank.
0:23:04 > 0:23:08But the other team will be trying to distract you by any means necessary.
0:23:08 > 0:23:13Cel, you're going first, so please make your way to the Sum Seat!
0:23:17 > 0:23:22- Take a seat, young man. How are your numeracy skills?- Average.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24- Average?- Yeah, not great, not bad.
0:23:24 > 0:23:27Yeah, I know what average means, thank you. OK.
0:23:27 > 0:23:30Jude's team, are you ready to distract?
0:23:30 > 0:23:31You can use any means necessary,
0:23:31 > 0:23:35and by "any means", the stuff that's on that trolley.
0:23:35 > 0:23:39OK, your time starts in three, two, one, go!
0:23:39 > 0:23:40HOOTER
0:23:43 > 0:23:4440.
0:23:44 > 0:23:45ALL YELL
0:23:47 > 0:23:4812.
0:23:48 > 0:23:51Bananas are so good for you!
0:23:51 > 0:23:53One!
0:23:53 > 0:23:56LOUD YELLING
0:23:56 > 0:23:5736.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02190.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06Zero.
0:24:06 > 0:24:07Come on, Cel!
0:24:10 > 0:24:1274.
0:24:12 > 0:24:13Put your wig back on!
0:24:14 > 0:24:16BELL
0:24:16 > 0:24:17108!
0:24:18 > 0:24:20Thank you, thank you.
0:24:20 > 0:24:24Guys, take a seat by your tables. Chris, you look lovely.
0:24:24 > 0:24:27- Thanks, mate. - On your way now, pal.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29Five years in drama school!
0:24:30 > 0:24:35- What's your character at the minute?- This is a hoarder.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38- LAUGHTER - This is just some of his collection.
0:24:38 > 0:24:41Cel, well done, mate. Please take a seat back by your team.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:24:46 > 0:24:50OK, Chris, it is time for you to make your way to the Sum Seat!
0:24:54 > 0:24:57- Put on your safety goggles.- OK.
0:24:57 > 0:24:59Lovely.
0:24:59 > 0:25:02Lucy's team, you can distract Chris by any means necessary.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05All right, Chris, your time starts when I say so.
0:25:05 > 0:25:08And your time stars in three, two, one, I say so!
0:25:08 > 0:25:10HOOTER
0:25:10 > 0:25:11LUCY'S TEAM YELLS
0:25:13 > 0:25:1417!
0:25:17 > 0:25:19Look at the horsey!
0:25:19 > 0:25:21Aaagh! Next one.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25YELLING AND WHOOPING
0:25:25 > 0:25:274?
0:25:31 > 0:25:3224.
0:25:35 > 0:25:3774.
0:25:41 > 0:25:43Chris, will you marry me? Will you marry me?
0:25:44 > 0:25:46BELL
0:25:47 > 0:25:48APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:25:48 > 0:25:50Time's up.
0:25:52 > 0:25:56Chris, well done, mate. Go back to your seat. On you go!
0:25:58 > 0:26:01Well, those points made all the difference,
0:26:01 > 0:26:04but as far as the scores go, I'm at sixes and sevens,
0:26:04 > 0:26:07so I'm going to go back to my desk and see who scored top marks.
0:26:07 > 0:26:09APPLAUSE
0:26:12 > 0:26:14OK!
0:26:14 > 0:26:17So, who is walking out with their heads held high and who is
0:26:17 > 0:26:21walking straight into detention for some quality time with Mr Smash?
0:26:21 > 0:26:24GRRRR!
0:26:24 > 0:26:25LAUGHTER
0:26:25 > 0:26:28You should see how he flosses!
0:26:28 > 0:26:30Anyway, here we go.
0:26:30 > 0:26:33Let's find out which team are swotty and which team are...
0:26:33 > 0:26:35ALL: Naughty!
0:26:35 > 0:26:37AUDIENCE: Oooooooh...
0:26:40 > 0:26:42The winners are...
0:26:42 > 0:26:44Lucy's team!
0:26:44 > 0:26:46APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:26:46 > 0:26:48Well done, Lucy's team.
0:26:48 > 0:26:51Sadly, Jude's team, you have to make your way to detention.
0:26:51 > 0:26:54It's time to take the walk of shame.
0:26:54 > 0:26:55On you go.
0:26:59 > 0:27:02Grrrr! Grrrrr!
0:27:02 > 0:27:06And today, you guys will be scraping old chewing gum off the desks.
0:27:06 > 0:27:11Remember, grey is chewing gum, red is bubble gum and green is...
0:27:11 > 0:27:14Well, best not to think about it.
0:27:14 > 0:27:18OK, please give it up for Jude, Chris and Ashleigh in detention!
0:27:18 > 0:27:20APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:27:20 > 0:27:24And our winners this week, Lucy, Susan and Cel!
0:27:24 > 0:27:25APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:27:25 > 0:27:27Thank you all for watching and remember,
0:27:27 > 0:27:30we didn't learn much, but it was fun trying.
0:27:30 > 0:27:36- See you all next time on... - ALL: The Dog Ate My Homework!
0:27:36 > 0:27:37See ya.