0:00:47 > 0:00:49Hello!
0:00:53 > 0:00:57Hello. Welcome to The Dog Ate My Homework,
0:00:57 > 0:00:58a panel show all about school.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01I'm Iain Stirling. Thanks all for coming, guys.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04Although school is good, the best bit about school
0:01:04 > 0:01:05has got to be the breaks.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Big fan of a break. I like lunches.
0:01:07 > 0:01:11But school lunches have got one issue and that is the dinner ladies.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14Whatever school you go to, there's always one miserable dinner lady.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17Every time you ask her a question she looks at you like you've
0:01:17 > 0:01:19given her terrible news.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21I go, "Can I have a burger, please?"
0:01:21 > 0:01:22She's looking at me like that.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26I might as well have gone up to her and said, "Hi, can I
0:01:26 > 0:01:28"sniff your feet?" It's really weird!
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Then they always serve the food using a ladle,
0:01:30 > 0:01:32no matter what you asked for.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34I'll go, "Can I have the chicken, please?"
0:01:34 > 0:01:36She gets a ladle out!
0:01:36 > 0:01:38How you serving chicken with a ladle?
0:01:38 > 0:01:41You never get chicken that runny in real life!
0:01:41 > 0:01:44Let's have the school bell to start the show...
0:01:44 > 0:01:45ICE CREAM BELL TINKLES
0:01:50 > 0:01:51I'm going to have to get that fixed.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53Right, let's meet the teams!
0:01:53 > 0:01:56CHEERING
0:01:58 > 0:02:01On my left, we have a girl who worked hard to get
0:02:01 > 0:02:03to the top of her school. It took two fire trucks
0:02:03 > 0:02:06to get her off the roof! It's Sarah, everyone.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10And on Sarah's team, we have the winner of The Voice.
0:02:10 > 0:02:14He worked with will.i.am, now he's working with E-I-N.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16It's Jermain Jackman!
0:02:18 > 0:02:20And joining them is a Canadian comedienne who was
0:02:20 > 0:02:23a bit of a class clown, which is just as well, because she went
0:02:23 > 0:02:25to circus school - it's Katherine Ryan.
0:02:25 > 0:02:29- Here!- Please give it up for Sarah's team, everybody!
0:02:31 > 0:02:36And over on my right we've got a boy who finds school very easy...
0:02:36 > 0:02:38It's just at the bottom of his street! It's Michael.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40I'm here.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44And on Michael's team - his teacher kept telling him to keep
0:02:44 > 0:02:46the noise down, but now he's on the radio,
0:02:46 > 0:02:47he's got to turn the noise up -
0:02:47 > 0:02:50it's BBC Asian Network's Nihal Arthanayake!
0:02:54 > 0:02:57And joining them - this guy's drama teacher told him
0:02:57 > 0:02:59that acting opportunities come once a blue moon -
0:02:59 > 0:03:01just as well he's a werewolf -
0:03:01 > 0:03:02it's only Bobby Lockwood!
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Where's Bobby?
0:03:04 > 0:03:06Where's Bobby Lockwood?
0:03:06 > 0:03:08- Haven't seen him. - Going to have to mark him late...
0:03:08 > 0:03:10- KNOCK ON DOOR - Come in?
0:03:14 > 0:03:17Sorry I'm late. I was just mobbed by fans
0:03:17 > 0:03:20outside the school gate. You know what it's like!
0:03:20 > 0:03:25CHURCH BELL TOLLS
0:03:25 > 0:03:26Sit down.
0:03:28 > 0:03:32Make some noise for today's teams, everybody!
0:03:32 > 0:03:36CHEERING
0:03:36 > 0:03:39Right, teams - listen up. Here's how we do things.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42I'll be giving out gold stars for every game you win.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44ALL: Ooooooooh!
0:03:44 > 0:03:47"Oooh" indeed. And if something you do really tickles me,
0:03:47 > 0:03:49I might even award a bonus gold star.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52QUIET "OOOH."
0:03:52 > 0:03:55You're not as keen on the bonus gold stars. That's fine.
0:03:55 > 0:03:59Now, remember, as far as the points go, it's Iain's School, so it's...
0:03:59 > 0:04:01ALL: Iain's rules!
0:04:01 > 0:04:02You've got that right!
0:04:02 > 0:04:05At the end of the show, the team who bring the most bling get to
0:04:05 > 0:04:07hand in their homework.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10The losers will have their homework munched for lunch by my canine
0:04:10 > 0:04:12companion - and on top of that,
0:04:12 > 0:04:17they'll end up in detention with our ever-furious PE teacher, Mr Smash!
0:04:17 > 0:04:19But luckily, I think they're playing nicely today.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Ah-ha! Hey!
0:04:29 > 0:04:31Ha-ha!
0:04:35 > 0:04:38Oh, nooooo!
0:04:40 > 0:04:44Right - enough of that, let's get down to business...
0:04:49 > 0:04:52It's time for the round that spells disaster - Body Language!
0:04:52 > 0:04:56I have questions. Each answer is three letters long. All you
0:04:56 > 0:04:58guys have to do is spell it out using your bodies!
0:04:58 > 0:05:01I tried this one earlier on and I did a P on stage...
0:05:02 > 0:05:04The letter, guys!
0:05:04 > 0:05:08All right. So, first up is Sarah's team, so bring on the letterbox!
0:05:14 > 0:05:17Letterbox! Letterbox!
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Letterbox! Letterbox!
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Oh, wow.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Are you feeling pretty confident, Sarah?
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Yes! I always have the confidence.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35What, is that the confidence?
0:05:35 > 0:05:37The confidence.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40You are the most confident person I think I've ever met.
0:05:40 > 0:05:41And I know me!
0:05:42 > 0:05:45Guys, you know the drill. I'm going to ask you some questions,
0:05:45 > 0:05:48you've got to spell out the answers "udding your bodises".
0:05:48 > 0:05:52- Do you understand?- Yes. - Yup!- 3, 2, 1, here we go!
0:05:52 > 0:05:54It's like an ostrich, but only shorter.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Shout it out if you know it.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00Emu. Do an E, Jermain!
0:06:01 > 0:06:03The other way, mate!
0:06:04 > 0:06:07- What are you doing?! - You're letting the team down!
0:06:07 > 0:06:10Do the middle bit, like that!
0:06:15 > 0:06:18I tell you what, he's lucky he's a singer.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21What someone jumps out and shouts at you after they've been hiding
0:06:21 > 0:06:23in your cupboard all afternoon waiting for you to come home.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25- ALL: Boo! - Well done.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29You're O!
0:06:29 > 0:06:31Katherine and Sarah look like they're doing poos...
0:06:31 > 0:06:33What's that?!
0:06:36 > 0:06:37It's a B!
0:06:37 > 0:06:39It's a B!
0:06:39 > 0:06:42You look like you're having something thrown at you.
0:06:42 > 0:06:43OK.
0:06:43 > 0:06:47- Bald people use this to pretend they're not bald.- Wig.
0:06:47 > 0:06:51Yeah? G? G's a hard one.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56Katherine's gone for the crane.
0:06:56 > 0:07:00Yeah, I'll give you that, I'll give you that. The cat sat on the...?
0:07:00 > 0:07:02ALL: Mat!
0:07:02 > 0:07:06Did someone just say wall?! That's four letters!
0:07:07 > 0:07:10Well done, Katherine. Vogueing, I like it!
0:07:10 > 0:07:13- BELL RINGS - Yes. Time's up!
0:07:13 > 0:07:15APPLAUSE
0:07:15 > 0:07:19Well done, guys. Sarah's team, make your way back to the desk.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Well done Sarah's team, everybody!
0:07:22 > 0:07:25Michael's team, come and join me at the letterbox.
0:07:26 > 0:07:30- Bobby, how are you feeling? What are you wearing?- My shorts.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33It gets warm in here under the lights. Look, I can lunge.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36I'm ready for anything you throw at them. I'm prepared.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39That's what my dad would wear on holiday. OK, everybody ready?
0:07:39 > 0:07:41I've got words, you've got to spell them out.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43We're going to start with the cheapest way to get to
0:07:43 > 0:07:46Australia if you own a spade.
0:07:47 > 0:07:51- What?- The G has been an absolute killer today.
0:07:53 > 0:07:54Oh, I like it!
0:07:55 > 0:07:59Nihal's getting a gold star for a unique use of the G.
0:07:59 > 0:08:00Well done, Nihal.
0:08:00 > 0:08:01Yes!
0:08:04 > 0:08:06A religious person dressed like a penguin.
0:08:10 > 0:08:11Oh, yesssss!
0:08:11 > 0:08:14CHEERING
0:08:14 > 0:08:16Leave your legs up, leave your legs up!
0:08:16 > 0:08:18So good...
0:08:19 > 0:08:21It's just like A.
0:08:21 > 0:08:25Nihal, I'll give you that. You might have this at the end of your garden.
0:08:25 > 0:08:26It's a sort of shed.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29ALL: Hut!
0:08:29 > 0:08:30- A hut?- A hut.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38CHEERING
0:08:38 > 0:08:39I'll give you that one.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41The main ingredient in porridge.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43ALL: Oats!
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Ha! In a Scottish accent, "OATS!"
0:08:46 > 0:08:49Did someone mention porridge? I'm awake.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52OATS, it's OATS!
0:08:52 > 0:08:54- What are you doing?- It's an O!
0:08:55 > 0:08:59How am I supposed...? I've got a body in the way. I can't...
0:08:59 > 0:09:00Do that again. What is that?
0:09:03 > 0:09:05I'll give you that, I'll give you that.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07- BELL RINGS - Time's up!
0:09:07 > 0:09:08CHEERING
0:09:08 > 0:09:12Get back to your seats. Give it up for Michael's team one more time.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Well done to both teams. It was close.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23In fact, it was so close, you both scored the same points.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25So you both get a gold star. Well done!
0:09:25 > 0:09:28CHEERING
0:09:31 > 0:09:35It's time for everyone's favourite part of the show.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38It's time for Who Do You Think I Am?
0:09:38 > 0:09:42Aww, guys, thanks for the support.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45I've stood in the wings of some of the country's finest theatres,
0:09:45 > 0:09:47watching and learning my craft from the greats.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50In fact, people often say to me, "Iain, what are you doing here?
0:09:50 > 0:09:53"You're not meant to be here. Get lost."
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Just like today.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Sarah's team, you get a bonus gold star.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03CHEERING
0:10:03 > 0:10:05I tell you what I'm going to do - I am going to get lost,
0:10:05 > 0:10:07but I'm going to get lost...in character.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16Michael's team - you lucky people, you're up first, OK.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18You ready for this?
0:10:18 > 0:10:20I'm going to get into the zone...
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Pharrell?
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Pharrell? Not bad.
0:10:25 > 0:10:26# I'm so happy!
0:10:26 > 0:10:29# Do-do-loo-boo-boo... #
0:10:29 > 0:10:31Don't make me sing this song any more!
0:10:31 > 0:10:33It's been on all summer, I hate this song!
0:10:33 > 0:10:35That's my Pharrell impression.
0:10:35 > 0:10:36LAUGHTER
0:10:36 > 0:10:39OK, I'm going to get into character, very powerful.
0:10:39 > 0:10:40I'm going to become a new person -
0:10:40 > 0:10:42you might not recognise me, but here I go...
0:10:42 > 0:10:44HE CLEARS THROAT
0:10:44 > 0:10:46- HIGH VOICE:- I am an English woman.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48LAUGHTER
0:10:48 > 0:10:56During my life, I wrote 70 detective novels, as I love the mystery genre.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58Or do I?
0:10:58 > 0:10:59- NORMAL VOICE:- I do.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01- HIGH VOICE:- But do I?
0:11:01 > 0:11:02- NORMAL:- No, I'm serious.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05- HIGH:- Do I?
0:11:05 > 0:11:11My two most well-known characters are both detectives.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14One of whom - I've remembered my voice -
0:11:14 > 0:11:18one of whom is a Belgian man with a snazzy moustache.
0:11:18 > 0:11:21The other is an old lady,
0:11:21 > 0:11:25just like your grandmother with a regular moustache.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28All grandmothers have moustaches.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31Who am I? Who am I?
0:11:31 > 0:11:33Who am I?
0:11:33 > 0:11:36I think you should grow a moustache, like a proper, thick one like that.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38WHAT DO YOU CALL THAT?!
0:11:39 > 0:11:42Oh, is this a bit of fun(?)
0:11:42 > 0:11:46- I thought it was a bit of food.- Oh!
0:11:46 > 0:11:48Right, final clue.
0:11:48 > 0:11:49Got my prop.
0:11:49 > 0:11:50LAUGHTER
0:11:50 > 0:11:52I've got a mouse.
0:11:52 > 0:11:57Pretty much everything I'd write was a success.
0:11:57 > 0:12:03My play, The Mousetrap, holds the record for the longest-running
0:12:03 > 0:12:05unbroken run in a London theatre.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07Who am I?
0:12:07 > 0:12:10Rastamouse?
0:12:11 > 0:12:13No!
0:12:13 > 0:12:15- Hastamouse?- No!
0:12:15 > 0:12:16Moustache Mouse.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18No! Forget the mouse!
0:12:21 > 0:12:23CHEERING
0:12:25 > 0:12:29Stop! Stop laughing at it!
0:12:29 > 0:12:33- If you were wearing shorts... - SHUT UP!
0:12:33 > 0:12:35Put your legs away!
0:12:35 > 0:12:38One final question - Michael, who am I?
0:12:38 > 0:12:40Are you Agatha Christie?
0:12:41 > 0:12:43- CHEERING - I'm Agatha Christie!
0:12:47 > 0:12:50The crime novelist and playwright whose books have been making people
0:12:50 > 0:12:53guess whodunnit since the 1920s.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55Well done, Michael's team!
0:12:55 > 0:12:56CHEERING
0:12:59 > 0:13:02OK, so, Sarah's team. You now know what's in store.
0:13:02 > 0:13:06So...get my stuff together. Got to do accent number two,
0:13:06 > 0:13:08so get ready for this.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11- HARSH VOICE:- I am an Englishman.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14I can often look quite grumpy, despite my long
0:13:14 > 0:13:16and successful career.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19- AMERICAN ACCENT:- I've also now come from America, for no good reason.
0:13:19 > 0:13:22- LAUGHTER - Who am I!
0:13:22 > 0:13:24- Are you a guy this time? - I'm an Englishman.
0:13:24 > 0:13:28An Englishman disgruntled with his career and he has a lisp...
0:13:28 > 0:13:29- Jonathan Ross.- Oh...
0:13:29 > 0:13:30CROWD GROANS
0:13:30 > 0:13:33Look at the... The crowd have turned.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35I can say that. I love Jonathan Ross.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38I'm going to give you a clue at number two, here we go...
0:13:39 > 0:13:41That's nice.
0:13:41 > 0:13:45OK. I was an MP for over 60 years, although it took me 59 years
0:13:45 > 0:13:48to realise that MP didn't stand for mince pie.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51Do you have any idea how hard it is to buy a mince pie this
0:13:51 > 0:13:53time of the year?
0:13:53 > 0:13:56Who am I?
0:13:56 > 0:13:59- LAUGHTER - A clown. - A what?- A clown.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01- A clow...- A clown.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03A clo-I...?
0:14:03 > 0:14:04A clown.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06- MIMICS HER ACCENT:- A clo-in...
0:14:06 > 0:14:08A clown!
0:14:08 > 0:14:09A cloin?
0:14:09 > 0:14:11LAUGHTER
0:14:11 > 0:14:13MP, not a cloin.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15- Don't know!- Mince pie, mmm.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17SHE LAUGHS
0:14:17 > 0:14:20- Need another clue?- Yes.- Last one.
0:14:20 > 0:14:25I helped Britain win the Second World War.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28Most people like to go sunbathing on the beaches,
0:14:28 > 0:14:29I like to make sandcastles.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31But you can't say that in public,
0:14:31 > 0:14:35so in my speech in 1940 I said you had to fight them on the beaches.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37Who am I? Who am I?
0:14:37 > 0:14:40- Looks a bit like Harry Hill. - Harry Hill?!
0:14:40 > 0:14:41LAUGHTER
0:14:41 > 0:14:43I've got hair.
0:14:43 > 0:14:46Yeah...oh, Harry Hill doesn't have hair, does he?
0:14:46 > 0:14:50Anyone? MP 60 years. Fight them on the beaches. Come on, guys...
0:14:50 > 0:14:52Winston Churchill!
0:14:53 > 0:14:56- CHEERING - I'm Winston Churchill!
0:14:58 > 0:15:01The former Prime Minister who led the country
0:15:01 > 0:15:03to victory in World War II, yeah!
0:15:07 > 0:15:11So, at the end of that round, you've both got a gold star!
0:15:12 > 0:15:14CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:15:20 > 0:15:22It's time now for the next round.
0:15:22 > 0:15:26ANNOUNCER: It's time for Smashy - Oke!
0:15:26 > 0:15:27APPLAUSE
0:15:27 > 0:15:30Here he comes, this is Smashy - Oke, so this is a gold star to the
0:15:30 > 0:15:34first person who guesses what Mr Smash is singing.
0:15:34 > 0:15:35CHEERING
0:15:35 > 0:15:36Yeah, Jermain...this is in your...
0:15:36 > 0:15:40- This is my...- Give him a little note and he'll give you one back. Give him a little, quick note.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42# Oh! #
0:15:42 > 0:15:43Give him it back.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46- LOW GRUNT:- Ugh!!
0:15:46 > 0:15:49- LAUGHTER - How was that?
0:15:49 > 0:15:51One more... Another note.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53# Oh! #
0:15:54 > 0:15:57UGH!
0:15:57 > 0:16:00Getting a bit of cabbage for dinner so just don't breathe that in.
0:16:00 > 0:16:02OK. Mr Smash, you ready to go?
0:16:02 > 0:16:04- Yes.- Take it away.
0:16:04 > 0:16:05What's he singing?
0:16:06 > 0:16:08# Ugh, ugh, ugh...
0:16:08 > 0:16:10# Ugh, ugh...
0:16:11 > 0:16:14# Aagh
0:16:14 > 0:16:17# Oh, oh, ahhgh...
0:16:17 > 0:16:20# Agh, agh...
0:16:20 > 0:16:23# Aaaagh! #
0:16:23 > 0:16:26OK, we'll go to Michael's team first...
0:16:28 > 0:16:30Is it Roar by Katy Perry?
0:16:30 > 0:16:33We're now going to have to ask Sarah's team what they think it is.
0:16:33 > 0:16:34Roar by Katy Perry.
0:16:34 > 0:16:38Let's find out if it's Roar by Katy Perry, Mr Smash...
0:16:38 > 0:16:40MUSIC: Roar by Katy Perry
0:16:40 > 0:16:42# Ragh!!
0:16:44 > 0:16:49# Oh, agh, agh, agh
0:16:49 > 0:16:52# Ragh!
0:16:52 > 0:16:53CHEERING
0:16:53 > 0:16:55Mr Smash, everybody!
0:16:59 > 0:17:03Well, you both got that right, so you both get a gold star!
0:17:03 > 0:17:04CHEERING
0:17:08 > 0:17:12Next up, it's time for Say Whaaaaaaat?
0:17:12 > 0:17:14ANNOUNCER: SAY WHAAAAAAAT?
0:17:14 > 0:17:15Nice(!)
0:17:15 > 0:17:19OK, words from around the world, or maybe even from out of this world,
0:17:19 > 0:17:21will pop up on the screens.
0:17:21 > 0:17:26But what do they mean? Best answers get a shiny, gold star.
0:17:26 > 0:17:30OK, here is your first word - but what does it mean?
0:17:33 > 0:17:35Buzz in if you know what it means.
0:17:35 > 0:17:36What do you think it means?
0:17:36 > 0:17:38BELL
0:17:38 > 0:17:39Yes, Sarah...
0:17:39 > 0:17:42Is it a fancy word for a toilet plunger?
0:17:42 > 0:17:43No!
0:17:43 > 0:17:46- But it should be.- It should!
0:17:46 > 0:17:50Margaret, pass me the bumbershoot, for I've got a massive poo!
0:17:50 > 0:17:52LAUGHTER
0:17:52 > 0:17:53HOOTER
0:17:53 > 0:17:58- Nihal?- If you sit down for a long time in the park...
0:17:58 > 0:18:00and then you get up and you go home...
0:18:00 > 0:18:02it's a plant that grows out of your backside
0:18:02 > 0:18:04cos you've been sitting in a park for too long...
0:18:04 > 0:18:07Actually, I'm going to give you a gold star for that. I like that.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10It's not the right answer, but I like the idea of that.
0:18:10 > 0:18:14Bumbershoot is an old English colloquial term meaning umbrella.
0:18:14 > 0:18:18What's that, Jermain? How do you pronounce it?
0:18:18 > 0:18:20Thanks for asking.
0:18:20 > 0:18:21- HIGHER-PITCHED VOICE:- Bumbershoot!
0:18:23 > 0:18:26OK, next word. What does this word mean? What does this word mean?
0:18:26 > 0:18:29This word. Buzz in, buzz in.
0:18:29 > 0:18:32Is it a dance?
0:18:32 > 0:18:33Chacalacalaca!
0:18:33 > 0:18:36# Chachalaca
0:18:36 > 0:18:38# Chachalaca
0:18:38 > 0:18:39# Chachalaca. #
0:18:39 > 0:18:42TOOT
0:18:42 > 0:18:45It's not what I've got written here. Yes, Michael.
0:18:45 > 0:18:48- It's a dance for making tea. Cupacha.- I do like that.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50I'm going to give you a gold star for that.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52APPLAUSE
0:18:54 > 0:18:57It does sound like something you could order in a coffee shop.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00"I'll have a skinny, triple-shot chachalacalaca."
0:19:00 > 0:19:03- Anyone else? - DING
0:19:03 > 0:19:07- Yes, young lady. - Is it a Mexican bug?
0:19:07 > 0:19:08Oh! Oh!
0:19:08 > 0:19:12- Is it a bug or is it Mexican? - Is it a spider?
0:19:12 > 0:19:14Oh... Ah...
0:19:14 > 0:19:17Ah, come on!
0:19:17 > 0:19:19Oh, a Spanish...
0:19:19 > 0:19:22- Animal?- No.- Dog?- No.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24Sarah, get back in it.
0:19:24 > 0:19:28- Spanish dessert, like a trifle.- No!
0:19:28 > 0:19:32- Talkative person, a Spanish... - Oh, me!
0:19:32 > 0:19:35- Yes, yes!- It's Sarah?
0:19:35 > 0:19:36- Chatterbox.- Yes!
0:19:38 > 0:19:40APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:19:45 > 0:19:48It's a South American Spanish word for a chatty person.
0:19:48 > 0:19:51- I'm one of those. - Yes, so Sarah is a...
0:19:52 > 0:19:55- DEEP VOICE:- Chachalaca!
0:19:55 > 0:19:59- Yes, I am.- There you go. Next one. What does this word mean?
0:19:59 > 0:20:01TOOT
0:20:01 > 0:20:04- Yes, Bobby?- (Passing wind while...) - Bobby?
0:20:04 > 0:20:07It's a type of fart, like, it's a special type of fart.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10So when you run-d-fart...
0:20:10 > 0:20:14You run and then the fart projects you faster.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17- It's like nitrous.- Yeah, it is. Exactly, it's like nitrous.
0:20:17 > 0:20:21And you go, "Oh, this is getting a bit..." And then you just, pffft.
0:20:21 > 0:20:25Run-d-fart! Run-d-fart! Run-d-fart!
0:20:25 > 0:20:27I like it, I like it.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29I'm going to give you a gold star for that explanation.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31APPLAUSE
0:20:31 > 0:20:34- It's not what I've got.- What? - It's not what I've got here.
0:20:34 > 0:20:37- DING - Yes, Sarah?
0:20:37 > 0:20:40Is it when somebody farts and you don't want to go near the gas
0:20:40 > 0:20:44- so you just walk about? - You go round-d-fart.- Yeah.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48Don't go through the fart, go round the fart.
0:20:48 > 0:20:50TOOT
0:20:50 > 0:20:53Oh, Gosh. Get round the fart.
0:20:53 > 0:20:56- It's German for roundabout.- Oh!
0:20:56 > 0:20:59Oh, my days, it is a German word.
0:20:59 > 0:21:00Bus.
0:21:00 > 0:21:05- If you were on a bus, what would you be on?- A seat.- Wheels.
0:21:05 > 0:21:06A journey, it's the route.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09I'm going to give you it.
0:21:09 > 0:21:11It is a German word that means to go on tour.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13I'm going to give you the gold star.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15APPLAUSE
0:21:17 > 0:21:19Wait, wait, guys...
0:21:19 > 0:21:23Guys, what was that? How do you pronounce it?
0:21:23 > 0:21:26Funny you asked, because it's pronounced like this...
0:21:26 > 0:21:28Rrrundfahrt!
0:21:31 > 0:21:34OK, time for the next one. The next one...
0:21:34 > 0:21:37MAN'S VOICE: School disco!
0:21:37 > 0:21:39School disco!
0:21:39 > 0:21:41DISCO MUSIC PLAYS
0:21:54 > 0:21:57DISCO MUSIC ENDS ABRUPTLY
0:21:58 > 0:22:01OK, your next word. What does this word mean?
0:22:01 > 0:22:02This is actually a fictional word,
0:22:02 > 0:22:06in the sense that it's from the High Elvish language...
0:22:06 > 0:22:08- TOOT - Oh, Michael?
0:22:08 > 0:22:12It's baby horses singing covers of other people's songs.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:22:19 > 0:22:22You're getting a gold star for that, that is incredible.
0:22:22 > 0:22:26It's a High Elvish word from JRR Tolkien's Middle Earth novels
0:22:26 > 0:22:30that means a dragon guarding treasure.
0:22:30 > 0:22:31- Oh...- Bobby...
0:22:31 > 0:22:34You seem confused. You probably want to know how it's pronounced.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36- Yeah.- Yeah, please.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38It's pronounced a little something...
0:22:38 > 0:22:40like this...
0:22:41 > 0:22:43- WOMAN'S VOICE:- Fo-a-lo-kay.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45LORD OF THE RINGS MUSIC PLAYS
0:22:47 > 0:22:49APPLAUSE
0:22:49 > 0:22:51BELL RINGS
0:22:51 > 0:22:53Well done, you both get the gold star. Well done.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:23:00 > 0:23:05Our next game is going to be world famous, it's Globe Hoppers.
0:23:05 > 0:23:09We're not leaving you to sit at your desks and point at maps,
0:23:09 > 0:23:10that would be too easy.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13No, we're going to make you bounce around and point at maps.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16OK, Bobby, Jermain, you are playing this game,
0:23:16 > 0:23:19so let's bring on the world.
0:23:19 > 0:23:22APPLAUSE
0:23:26 > 0:23:29Whoo, go, Jermain!
0:23:29 > 0:23:31OK, guys, I hope you've packed your passport.
0:23:31 > 0:23:34Luckily, Bobby's only got his trunks on.
0:23:34 > 0:23:38So there's no going back now, three, two, one, hop it and get going.
0:23:39 > 0:23:41OK, first question...
0:23:41 > 0:23:45If mummies were to come alive, what country should I avoid?
0:23:45 > 0:23:48There's mummies, where would I avoid?
0:23:48 > 0:23:51Oh, bring it back, first one to bring it back. Bring it back.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54Egypt, correct!
0:23:54 > 0:23:57APPLAUSE
0:23:57 > 0:24:00All right, three, two, one, hop around.
0:24:00 > 0:24:04Not only can you find loads of normal walls in this country,
0:24:04 > 0:24:05it's got a Great one.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07SHOUTING
0:24:08 > 0:24:10China!
0:24:12 > 0:24:14Keep on hopping, keep on hopping!
0:24:14 > 0:24:17The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in this country.
0:24:17 > 0:24:20SHOUTING
0:24:22 > 0:24:24Italy!
0:24:26 > 0:24:30- Bobby!- Get hopping, get hopping, spin that round.
0:24:30 > 0:24:34OK, my national symbol is a maple leaf.
0:24:34 > 0:24:35Canada!
0:24:35 > 0:24:37Argh!
0:24:39 > 0:24:40Canada!
0:24:42 > 0:24:45Cape Town can be found in what country?
0:24:48 > 0:24:49He's got another one!
0:24:51 > 0:24:53Jermain got one, South Africa!
0:24:54 > 0:24:58Where can you find the emperor penguin?
0:24:58 > 0:25:02- Antarctica!- Down at the bottom. - Bash it, bash it.
0:25:04 > 0:25:06Antarctica.
0:25:08 > 0:25:11BELL RINGS Time's up.
0:25:11 > 0:25:14APPLAUSE
0:25:14 > 0:25:17Guys, come over here. Come over here.
0:25:17 > 0:25:19You are sweating.
0:25:19 > 0:25:23I'm hot! It's a good job I'm in my shorts, otherwise I'd be pouring.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:25:26 > 0:25:28And the winner of that game was Bobby,
0:25:28 > 0:25:30which means Michael's team gets the gold star.
0:25:30 > 0:25:33APPLAUSE
0:25:36 > 0:25:38It's time to count the stars
0:25:38 > 0:25:42and see who's getting some quality time with Mr Smash.
0:25:42 > 0:25:44APPLAUSE
0:25:46 > 0:25:48You are beautiful.
0:25:48 > 0:25:52So it's time to find out which teams are swotty and which teams are...
0:25:52 > 0:25:55AUDIENCE: NAUGHTY!
0:25:55 > 0:25:57Oooh...
0:26:01 > 0:26:03The winners are...
0:26:03 > 0:26:05Michael's team!
0:26:05 > 0:26:07CHEERING
0:26:09 > 0:26:14Well done, Michael, you are this week's smarty pants
0:26:14 > 0:26:18while Sarah's team... Sadly, you were just pants.
0:26:18 > 0:26:20Jermain, Sarah and Katherine,
0:26:20 > 0:26:23hand your homework over to The Dog Ate My Homework Dog.
0:26:23 > 0:26:25APPLAUSE
0:26:30 > 0:26:33BARKING AND GOBBLING
0:26:33 > 0:26:36And it's time for the losers to take their walk of shame.
0:26:38 > 0:26:40# La-la-la-la-la-la Losers!
0:26:40 > 0:26:42# La-la-la-la-la-la Losers!
0:26:42 > 0:26:44# La-la-la-la-la-la Losers!
0:26:44 > 0:26:46# La-la-la-la-la-la Losers!
0:26:46 > 0:26:48# La-la-la-la-la-la Losers!
0:26:48 > 0:26:49# Losers. #
0:26:49 > 0:26:53Well done to the winners, Nihal, Michael and Bobby.
0:26:53 > 0:26:56You can hand in your homework, come over.
0:26:59 > 0:27:00# La-la-la-la-la-la
0:27:00 > 0:27:02# You are the winners
0:27:02 > 0:27:04# La-la-la-la-la-la
0:27:04 > 0:27:06# You are the winners. #
0:27:07 > 0:27:12OK, let's have the losers back on for detention with Mr Smash.
0:27:12 > 0:27:14# La-la-la-la-la-la Losers... #
0:27:14 > 0:27:15Not a good look.
0:27:15 > 0:27:18# La-la-la-la-la-la Losers!
0:27:18 > 0:27:19# Losers. #
0:27:19 > 0:27:22COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYS
0:27:23 > 0:27:27There you go, detention is a little bit of line dancing.
0:27:27 > 0:27:29Swing your hats, guys.
0:27:32 > 0:27:36OK, well, we didn't learn much, but it was fun trying.
0:27:36 > 0:27:37See you all next time on..
0:27:37 > 0:27:41The Dog Ate My Homework!
0:27:42 > 0:27:44See ya!
0:27:44 > 0:27:46THE DOG BURPS