0:00:02 > 0:00:04SCHOOL BELL RINGS THEY SPEAK GIBBERISH
0:00:30 > 0:00:34APPLAUSE
0:00:42 > 0:00:43CHEERING
0:00:47 > 0:00:50Oh, hi. It was out of tune, it was out of tune.
0:00:50 > 0:00:55- Hello, everyone. Hello. - CHEERING
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Hello, welcome to The Dog Ate My Homework,
0:00:57 > 0:01:00a panel show all about school. I'm Iain Stirling.
0:01:00 > 0:01:04One of my favourite aspects of school was the school disco.
0:01:04 > 0:01:05I liked it.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Well, I say I like it, there's a few issues.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09The music's always so loud that you've got to...
0:01:09 > 0:01:12- SHOUTING:- ..shout at the next person very loudly so they can hear you!
0:01:12 > 0:01:16There's also that weird thing that every girl in every photo
0:01:16 > 0:01:19that has ever been taken of her at a school disco always does
0:01:19 > 0:01:21this weird pose where she goes...
0:01:23 > 0:01:26"Oh, yeah. I look so good."
0:01:27 > 0:01:31You look like you've broken your leg, it's weird.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34And also in school discos there's always a weird divide, isn't there?
0:01:34 > 0:01:37Because the girls are always stood over here
0:01:37 > 0:01:41and the boys are always stood way over here.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43And you just have a dance floor in the middle.
0:01:43 > 0:01:47One time, my mate John, right, he went over enemy lines.
0:01:47 > 0:01:51He went to see the girls. I know, scary time.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54The weird thing is, you can't just walk over a dance floor, can you?
0:01:54 > 0:01:59That's odd. So instead he's got to do this weird, like, walk-dance.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01LAUGHTER
0:02:01 > 0:02:05"Hey, ladies. Where are you going?" It's awful.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08I mean, I'm not the best dancer in the world.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10I'm getting dad dancing now.
0:02:10 > 0:02:15I've got one of two options, I either dance not enough or too much.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18I've basically got the stand-still dancing. It's that one.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21Or if a song that I like comes on, I just go...
0:02:21 > 0:02:24- HE SCREAMS - Nothing in between.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26Now that you've all seen my dancing, let's get on with it.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29- Let's hear the school bell... - BELCHING
0:02:29 > 0:02:30LAUGHTER
0:02:30 > 0:02:33That needs fixed. All right, let's meet the teams, come on.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35APPLAUSE
0:02:38 > 0:02:40On my left, we have a girl that can always be found
0:02:40 > 0:02:44in the school library, that's why she's rubbish at hide-and-seek.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46Yes, it's Amirah, everybody.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48APPLAUSE
0:02:48 > 0:02:53And on Amirah's team is a woman who learned to play the guitar at three.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56She's been playing for an hour now, so she's getting pretty good.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59- It's Pippa Evans.- Here. - APPLAUSE
0:02:59 > 0:03:02And we're also joined by a comedian who used to live in Wales.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04That's the country, not the big fish.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06Although whales are technically a mammal.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09- It's Lloyd Langford. - APPLAUSE
0:03:09 > 0:03:12Give it up for Amirah's team, everybody.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14APPLAUSE
0:03:15 > 0:03:18And getting on my right side is a girl who
0:03:18 > 0:03:19runs to school every morning.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22- That's because she's missed her bus. It's Holly.- Here.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24APPLAUSE
0:03:24 > 0:03:27On Holly's team, he shot to fame in Britain's Got Talent,
0:03:27 > 0:03:30he's about to graduate to big school with David Walliams,
0:03:30 > 0:03:33but only if he gets his homework done. It's Jack Carroll.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36APPLAUSE
0:03:36 > 0:03:38And joining them is a man who stars in Wolfblood
0:03:38 > 0:03:40but he's on this show no-o-w-w!
0:03:40 > 0:03:43- LAUGHTER - It's Bobby Lockwood.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45- APPLAUSE - Here.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Please give it up for today's teams, everybody.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50APPLAUSE
0:03:52 > 0:03:55So, how does it work? Well, it's easy.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57I throw lots of crazy games at you
0:03:57 > 0:04:01and hand out sparkling gold stars for every winner.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03- AUDIENCE:- Ooh!
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Yes.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08If you really amaze me, I will give you a bonus, for I am a keeper
0:04:08 > 0:04:12of the gold star, but don't annoy me because I might just take some away.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Get away.
0:04:14 > 0:04:15- Just like that. - LAUGHTER
0:04:15 > 0:04:20- And remember, it's Iain's school so it's...- AUDIENCE: Iain's rules.
0:04:20 > 0:04:21But what about the losers?
0:04:21 > 0:04:24Well, our Dog Ate My Homework dog will be devouring
0:04:24 > 0:04:27all their homework and they'll also suffer a fate worse than death.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30Detention with our scary PE teacher.
0:04:30 > 0:04:34He's big, he's bald, he's built like Cumbernauld, it's Mr Smash.
0:04:34 > 0:04:38APPLAUSE HE GROWLS
0:04:42 > 0:04:45GIGGLING
0:04:45 > 0:04:47OK, let's get on with the show.
0:04:47 > 0:04:51APPLAUSE
0:04:54 > 0:04:57Now it's time for me to unleash my major talent.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00Yes, it's time for everyone's favourite round,
0:05:00 > 0:05:02it's time for Who Do You Think I Am?
0:05:02 > 0:05:04- Not again!- No.
0:05:04 > 0:05:05I love how excited everyone is.
0:05:05 > 0:05:09Some actors reach for greatness, some are just great.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11LAUGHTER
0:05:11 > 0:05:14I will now step into the transformation zone
0:05:14 > 0:05:16and the man you once knew will vanish.
0:05:18 > 0:05:19Here we go.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21APPLAUSE
0:05:24 > 0:05:30- OK, Amirah, are you a fan of acting?- Yes.- Favourite actor?- Er...
0:05:31 > 0:05:34- You?- Gold star to Amirah's team, well done.- Yes!
0:05:36 > 0:05:40- Just get my costume on. - Are you a tennis racket?
0:05:40 > 0:05:41LAUGHTER
0:05:44 > 0:05:46It IS historical.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49TENNIS BALL THWACKS
0:05:49 > 0:05:52LAUGHTER
0:05:52 > 0:05:54OK, erm... There we go.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58- Just got to get into character, give me a second.- OK.
0:06:00 > 0:06:04- Here we go.- No laughing, because it's actually quite serious now.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10- COMICAL VOICE:- I am an Egyptian man.
0:06:10 > 0:06:15When I was a teenager, I died a horrible death.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17No-one knows quite who killed me.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20I think it was Professor Plum in the library with the lead piping.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23Who am I?
0:06:23 > 0:06:26- SIMILAR COMICAL VOICE: - Antony Worrall Thompson?
0:06:26 > 0:06:27What accent was that?
0:06:27 > 0:06:29That was my Egyptian accent.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31- COMICAL VOICE:- I do Egyptian, you don't do Egyptian.
0:06:31 > 0:06:37- I was trying to copy your Egyptian. - Oh, you be quiet, please.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41- Yes, sorry, Iain.- Right, I'm going to give you a second clue.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43I'm going to give you a second clue. Here we go, OK.
0:06:43 > 0:06:47Just get a few more of the old props on.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50I don't know any celebrities that cook in toilets, I don't get it.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53Oh, yeah! Flipping burgers... Oh, poo-poo.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Hey, have a burger. Nom-nom nom-nom.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00- HE BLOWS A RASPBERRY - Oh, dear.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03- You really don't want to get those two mixed up.- Imagine that.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06Cleaning the poo, get the... Oh, no!
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Anybody want a burger?
0:07:11 > 0:07:14That's why you should all eat salad. OK.
0:07:14 > 0:07:18Much like Madonna, I was only known by one name.
0:07:18 > 0:07:23I was preserved for over 3,000 years so that my remains can still be seen
0:07:23 > 0:07:28today, which is why I still look great for my age. Who am I?
0:07:28 > 0:07:29Cleopatra?
0:07:29 > 0:07:33# Comin' atcha, comin' atcha. #
0:07:33 > 0:07:37OK, final clue. OK.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40- Have some coins. - THEY SCREAM
0:07:40 > 0:07:45They were harder than I was expecting. Have some coins.
0:07:45 > 0:07:49Hey, people. Have just one coin for health and safety reasons.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52Here we go.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55Though I was made of skin and bone and all that boring stuff,
0:07:55 > 0:07:57I acted like I was made of gold.
0:07:57 > 0:08:01And when I was buried in my tomb, I was buried with all my treasures.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04Because you know my famous phrase, join in,
0:08:04 > 0:08:08"Why not get buried in a massive tomb full of treasures?"
0:08:08 > 0:08:09Am I right, guys?
0:08:09 > 0:08:11LAUGHTER
0:08:11 > 0:08:13- Who am I?- Are you Tutankhamun?
0:08:13 > 0:08:17- I'm only Tutankhamun.- Yeah! - Well done, high five.
0:08:20 > 0:08:24Tutankhamun was the Egyptian pharaoh made famous by Howard Carter
0:08:24 > 0:08:27when he discovered my tomb with all my bling.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29OK, well done. Amirah's team got that right.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31APPLAUSE
0:08:31 > 0:08:36OK, Holly's team, it's time for your first character. Here we go.
0:08:36 > 0:08:40Just get my costume on, don't want to look stupid.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43Time to get into character, here we go.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48- STRONG SCOTTISH ACCENT: - I'm a Scottish lady.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51I'm a Scottish lady with a very strong...
0:08:51 > 0:08:54- FRENCH ACCENT:- ..with a very strong French accent.
0:08:55 > 0:09:01A French "acc-son", which I think you'll find is historically correct.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06A French accent, so I say, "Oui, oui," a lot,
0:09:06 > 0:09:08which sometimes means, "Yes, yes,"
0:09:08 > 0:09:12but it can also mean, "Ooh, la-la, I've got this
0:09:12 > 0:09:15"wee-wee hat on, it looks great on my wee-wee head, non?"
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Who am I?
0:09:19 > 0:09:22- Rupert Grint.- Rupert Grint?!- Yeah.
0:09:22 > 0:09:27- The Scottish lady with a French accent, Rupert Grint?- Yeah.
0:09:27 > 0:09:32OK, it's time for a clue number two. Here we go. Clue number two.
0:09:33 > 0:09:38I returned to my home country, naming no names...
0:09:38 > 0:09:40HE PLAYS BAGPIPES BADLY
0:09:41 > 0:09:43- Oh. - AUDIENCE CLAPS ALONG
0:09:48 > 0:09:52I was hoping it was going to be a... really good, you know, bagpipe solo.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55LAUGHTER
0:09:55 > 0:09:57Get involved!
0:09:57 > 0:09:59LAUGHTER Whoo-hoo!
0:09:59 > 0:10:02Sometimes this music gives me earache
0:10:02 > 0:10:05but not as bad as the earache I got from my cousin, Queen Elizabeth I,
0:10:05 > 0:10:09banging on about how she wanted me out of the picture.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11I couldn't be more confused at the moment.
0:10:11 > 0:10:15- Maybe Elizabeth, like, hated her. - Yes, she hated her.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18And didn't she, like, behead her or something?
0:10:18 > 0:10:20I'll give you a final clue, I'll give you a final clue.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23Here we go, back into character.
0:10:23 > 0:10:24Here we go, final clue.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27And then all of a sudden, the Queen thinks I'm plotting
0:10:27 > 0:10:29to get rid of her.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31As if I'd try to get rid of my own cousin!
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Yeah, I did this in history.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39Hashtag treason.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41LAUGHTER
0:10:41 > 0:10:45- Is it Mary something? - Queen of...
0:10:45 > 0:10:47Queen of where?
0:10:47 > 0:10:51- Queen Mary of Scotland. - I have no idea.
0:10:51 > 0:10:55- Mary Queen of Scots. - Jack is correct.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57APPLAUSE
0:10:59 > 0:11:01- Yeah!- High-five.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04Yes, I was Mary Queen of Scots, I had a claim to the English throne
0:11:04 > 0:11:07but my cousin, Elizabeth I of England, got jealous
0:11:07 > 0:11:09and chopped my head off. So, at the end of that round you've both
0:11:09 > 0:11:12done very well, you've both got the correct answer, so you both
0:11:12 > 0:11:14get a gold star, well done.
0:11:14 > 0:11:18APPLAUSE
0:11:21 > 0:11:23Well, if you thought things couldn't get any weirder,
0:11:23 > 0:11:25it is time now for Weird Science.
0:11:25 > 0:11:29I'll show you some scientific facts but with words blanked out,
0:11:29 > 0:11:31all you have to do is fill in the missing words.
0:11:31 > 0:11:35The team that I think does the best wins a gold star.
0:11:35 > 0:11:40If you know the answer, use your buzzers. Our first question is...
0:11:40 > 0:11:43Otters hold BLANK when they BLANK.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45- What do otters hold when they BLANK? - BELL DINGS
0:11:45 > 0:11:50- Yes, Lloyd?- Otters hold tribunals when they have a disagreement.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52They make the office themselves out of wood.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54- AUDIENCE GROANS - Anyone else?
0:11:54 > 0:11:55- HORN HONKS - Bobby?
0:11:55 > 0:11:58Otters hold each other when they dance. You can picture them.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01- You know, like earlier, talking about school discos and that?- Yeah.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04I remember it being, like, girls, boys,
0:12:04 > 0:12:07until the very last dance, when you'd go over and go,
0:12:07 > 0:12:11"Can I have a dance, please?" And then you'd stand there and you'd...
0:12:11 > 0:12:14LAUGHTER
0:12:14 > 0:12:15Erm, Bobby?
0:12:15 > 0:12:18- HIGH PITCHED VOICE:- Yes? - Can I have a dance, please?
0:12:18 > 0:12:20- GIGGLING:- OK!
0:12:20 > 0:12:21Come here.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26- We'll give you some music. - SHE SINGS
0:12:26 > 0:12:28Is this how you dance? Oh, right, OK.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31This is the strangest dance...
0:12:31 > 0:12:33I was not prepared for that.
0:12:34 > 0:12:38- A gold star for Bobby, everybody. - APPLAUSE
0:12:38 > 0:12:40- Anyone else? They do hold something. - BILL DINGS
0:12:40 > 0:12:45- Yes, Amirah? - Otters hold fish when they get angry.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47"Oh, you come into my dam, I'm furious!
0:12:47 > 0:12:48"I'm going to slap you with my haddock."
0:12:48 > 0:12:51That's my impression of an otter, everybody.
0:12:51 > 0:12:52- HORN HONKS - Yes, Jack?
0:12:52 > 0:12:54Right, is it otters hold their gaze
0:12:54 > 0:12:56when they have a staring competition?
0:12:58 > 0:13:00LAUGHTER
0:13:00 > 0:13:02This is... Oh!
0:13:02 > 0:13:05Oh.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07I don't even care if this isn't getting on telly, I am not blinking.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10- You blinked!- Oh!
0:13:10 > 0:13:13He blinked and he tried to pass it off as a semi-blink, but I know,
0:13:13 > 0:13:17because I was watching, because I had my eyes open, unlike you.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20Oh, point for Jack there.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22APPLAUSE
0:13:22 > 0:13:24Right, I'll give you both a go each.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26What do otters hold when they sleep?
0:13:26 > 0:13:27Oh, this team?
0:13:27 > 0:13:29They hold each other's hands.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32- Lloyd Langford is correct. - APPLAUSE
0:13:32 > 0:13:35Otters hold hands when they sleep.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38- That is cute.- Next one.
0:13:38 > 0:13:41BLANK BLANK can last up to 40 years.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43BLANK BLANK can last up to 40 years.
0:13:43 > 0:13:44- HORN HONKS - Yes, Bobby?
0:13:44 > 0:13:4840 birthdays can last up to 40 years.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50- I see what you've tried to do there...- Almost.
0:13:50 > 0:13:54- ..but a birthday is one day so that would be 40 days.- But spread it...
0:13:54 > 0:13:57You don't celebrate, you know, one after the other.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00- Oh, so you celebrate your birthday over a year?!- Yeah.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02Every day is my birthday.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05Oh, well, when you look as good as you, mate, who could argue?
0:14:05 > 0:14:07BLANK BLANK lasts up to 40 years.
0:14:07 > 0:14:08- HORN HONKS - Yes?
0:14:08 > 0:14:11- A boy band can last up to 40 years. - Yeah.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13I mean, you're still in the stage where you think boy bands
0:14:13 > 0:14:15can last up to 40 years.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18One Direction have got about three weeks left.
0:14:18 > 0:14:19- BELL DINGS - Yes?
0:14:19 > 0:14:23- A mum's temper can last up to 40 years.- Oh!
0:14:24 > 0:14:27Oh, dear, that is true. My mum's still angry.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32Right, OK, it's something to do with seasons.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34A SOMETHING season can last 40 years.
0:14:34 > 0:14:35BELL DINGS
0:14:36 > 0:14:38Welsh winters?
0:14:42 > 0:14:45Is that why your resting face is sort of slightly angry?
0:14:47 > 0:14:49JACK LAUGHS
0:14:49 > 0:14:51Do angry face.
0:14:51 > 0:14:55Back to resting face.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57They're exactly the same.
0:14:57 > 0:14:58He's not got much range.
0:14:58 > 0:15:02OK, the answer is Neptune's seasons can last up to 40 years.
0:15:02 > 0:15:03SCHOOL BELL RINGS
0:15:03 > 0:15:05Time's up, it's the end of the round.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08APPLAUSE
0:15:10 > 0:15:12The points go to Holly's team.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14APPLAUSE
0:15:21 > 0:15:25'It's time for... Smash-e-oke.'
0:15:25 > 0:15:29All right, team? You can get yourself a bonus gold star
0:15:29 > 0:15:32if you guess what Mr Smash is singing.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34Mr Smash, take it away.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39HE GRUNTS IN TUNE
0:15:39 > 0:15:41BELL DINGS
0:15:41 > 0:15:46HE CONTINUES GRUNTING
0:15:48 > 0:15:51LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:15:51 > 0:15:54Wow, that was amazing.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57It was powerful, Mr Smash, thank you very much.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00Amirah's team, you're up first. What was he singing? What was he singing?
0:16:00 > 0:16:03- Bob the Builder - Can We Fix It? - Bob the Builder...
0:16:03 > 0:16:07Oh, he's not happy about that. Er, Holly's team, what are you thinking?
0:16:07 > 0:16:11- The Sun'll Come Out Tomorrow. - The Sun'll Come Out Tomorrow.
0:16:11 > 0:16:12HE GRUNTS
0:16:12 > 0:16:15All right, well, let's see if either of you are right.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17Mr Smash, let us hear what you were singing.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19# The story of my life
0:16:19 > 0:16:21# I take her home
0:16:21 > 0:16:23# I drive all night
0:16:23 > 0:16:27# To keep her warm And time
0:16:27 > 0:16:31# Is frozen. #
0:16:31 > 0:16:32Mr Smash, everyone.
0:16:35 > 0:16:39Thank you very much, see you later, Smashy. See you later.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41Yes, Mr Smash was singing Story Of My Life by One Direction.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43Neither of you got it right, I'm afraid, so neither of you
0:16:43 > 0:16:46get a gold star, but well done to Mr Smash, everyone.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49APPLAUSE
0:16:54 > 0:16:57Right, it's time for the Memo-ray.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59BOOMING VOICE: 'The Memo-ray.'
0:16:59 > 0:17:04That is creepy. This is a round that is a memory test.
0:17:04 > 0:17:05I've got a great memory.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08I was talking to this old lady the other day, actually, er...
0:17:08 > 0:17:11What's her name again? Curly hair, cooks...
0:17:11 > 0:17:13Mum. Mum, that's her.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15Anyway, this is a tricky round
0:17:15 > 0:17:17because you don't answer the question that I'm asking you,
0:17:17 > 0:17:21you answer the question that I asked the person before, right?
0:17:21 > 0:17:24So, whoever gets the first question, you don't answer it.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27- Do you understand?- Yeah.
0:17:27 > 0:17:31Holly's team, you guys are up first so make your way to the Memo-ray.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33BOOMING VOICE: 'The Memo-ray.'
0:17:36 > 0:17:38OK, so, Smashy, hit the lights.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40BUZZING
0:17:40 > 0:17:43OK, guys, here we go. Three, two, one, go!
0:17:45 > 0:17:48What's another name for a thick piece of wood?
0:17:52 > 0:17:54Correct.
0:17:54 > 0:17:57Who is the princess in Star Wars?
0:17:58 > 0:18:00- Leia.- Incorrect. - BUZZER DRONES
0:18:00 > 0:18:03Who do you go to when you have teethache?
0:18:05 > 0:18:08- Princess Leia.- Correct.
0:18:08 > 0:18:12What's the stuffed doll on top of a bonfire?
0:18:14 > 0:18:16- Dentist.- Correct.
0:18:16 > 0:18:20If a woman's daughter had a baby, she becomes...?
0:18:22 > 0:18:24- Guy Fawkes.- Correct.
0:18:25 > 0:18:29So who's got a big S on their chest and flies at the speed of sound?
0:18:32 > 0:18:34- Grandmother.- Correct.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37Who serves your school dinners?
0:18:39 > 0:18:42- Superman.- Correct.
0:18:42 > 0:18:46Finish this sentence - Doctor Who and the...?
0:18:48 > 0:18:50- Dinner lady.- Correct.
0:18:51 > 0:18:55Who comes down the chimney with a present at Christmas?
0:18:58 > 0:19:00- Dalek.- Correct.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03Who do you call to fix a broken sink?
0:19:05 > 0:19:07- Santa.- Correct.
0:19:07 > 0:19:11Who leaves money under your pillow when all your teeth fall out?
0:19:12 > 0:19:15- The plumber.- Correct!
0:19:15 > 0:19:18- SCHOOL BELL RINGS - That's the end of the round.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20APPLAUSE
0:19:20 > 0:19:24Very good round, guys. Come and take a seat.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26All right, guys. Well done, Holly's team.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29Now, Amirah's team, please make your way to the Memo-ray.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31BOOMING VOICE: 'The Memo-ray.'
0:19:31 > 0:19:34- APPLAUSE - On you go, on you go, on you go.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37All right, Smashy, lights, please, mate.
0:19:38 > 0:19:41OK, here we go. Three, two, one, go!
0:19:42 > 0:19:46Who is the nursery rhyme character famous for sitting on a tuffet?
0:19:49 > 0:19:50Correct.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53Name the superhero who developed spiderlike superpowers
0:19:53 > 0:19:55after being bitten by a spider.
0:19:57 > 0:20:00- Little Miss Muffet.- Correct.
0:20:00 > 0:20:04What is someone who studies science called?
0:20:04 > 0:20:07- Spider-Man.- Correct.
0:20:07 > 0:20:12What can walk through walls and mainly goes, "Wooo!"?
0:20:13 > 0:20:16- Scientist.- Correct.
0:20:16 > 0:20:19What are fruits, vegetables and hamburgers all types of?
0:20:21 > 0:20:26- Wee ghosties.- Yes. Extra gold star for the Scottishness.
0:20:26 > 0:20:27What is a kitten?
0:20:29 > 0:20:32- Food.- Correct.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35What does superhero Bruce Banner turn into when he's angry?
0:20:38 > 0:20:39Er...
0:20:39 > 0:20:43- BUZZER - Incorrect, he turns into a baby cat.
0:20:43 > 0:20:47Complete the book title - The Lion, The Witch And The...?
0:20:47 > 0:20:49- Incredible Hulk.- Correct.
0:20:50 > 0:20:54When you're desperate for the loo, where would you go?
0:20:56 > 0:21:00- The wardrobe. - You disgusting woman! Correct.
0:21:00 > 0:21:04What wonderful, magic, faraway place is Harry Potter trying to get
0:21:04 > 0:21:05to when he uses a flying car?
0:21:07 > 0:21:10- Pass.- It's the toilet.
0:21:11 > 0:21:14What do teenage pigs worry about instead of spots?
0:21:16 > 0:21:17Hogwarts.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19SCHOOL BELL RINGS CHEERING
0:21:19 > 0:21:20Time's up.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23That was a memorable performance.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25Amirah's team, please make your way back to the desks.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28On you go. Well done, Amirah's team.
0:21:28 > 0:21:34Hey, guys. Hey, guys, you both put in memorable performances.
0:21:34 > 0:21:38You're welcome. But the point and the gold star in that round
0:21:38 > 0:21:40goes to Holly's team.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42APPLAUSE
0:21:48 > 0:21:50'School... disco!'
0:21:50 > 0:21:52School disco!
0:21:52 > 0:21:53# I don't care
0:21:53 > 0:21:55# I love it
0:21:55 > 0:21:57# I don't care
0:21:57 > 0:21:59# I love it I love it
0:21:59 > 0:22:01# I don't care
0:22:01 > 0:22:03# I love it... #
0:22:03 > 0:22:05RECORD SUDDENLY STOPS
0:22:05 > 0:22:08It's time now, for Bin Busters, the game where we recycle more
0:22:08 > 0:22:11rubbish than you find in your dad's music collection.
0:22:11 > 0:22:14One panellist from each team will race to pick up as much
0:22:14 > 0:22:18rubbish as they can using a vacuum cleaner that's on their back.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20You could call it a back-uum cleaner.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23SOME AUDIENCE MEMBERS LAUGH
0:22:23 > 0:22:24Thanks, guys.
0:22:24 > 0:22:29Holly, who do you think handles the most garbage out of your group?
0:22:29 > 0:22:30Definitely Bobby.
0:22:30 > 0:22:34Amirah, who is the luckiest and the muckiest in your group?
0:22:34 > 0:22:38- I think it would be Pippa.- Yes.- Yeah? Are you good with the old rubbish?
0:22:38 > 0:22:40I love a rummage.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43All right, cool. Well, I'll tell you what, guys.
0:22:43 > 0:22:46Pippa, Bobby, get your back-uum cleaners on
0:22:46 > 0:22:47and let's get up there. Come on!
0:22:47 > 0:22:50APPLAUSE
0:22:54 > 0:22:57OK, so, Bobby, you'll be collecting plastic bottles, mate.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00- Thank you.- And you'll put them in your little recycle bin over there.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02Pippa, you'll be collecting cans
0:23:02 > 0:23:06and placing your cans in the recycle bin over there.
0:23:06 > 0:23:09Three, two, one, go!
0:23:10 > 0:23:13CHEERING
0:23:13 > 0:23:15Bobby's had an early lead.
0:23:15 > 0:23:19Bobby's in an early lead. Pippa's going to have to up the pace.
0:23:19 > 0:23:22Come on, Bobby. Pippa, you need to be quicker.
0:23:24 > 0:23:26Come on! Oh!
0:23:26 > 0:23:29Pippa tried to cheat, cheating is allowed.
0:23:30 > 0:23:34Get him. Get... Oh, no, he's dropping it.
0:23:34 > 0:23:37Oh, and Pippa's back in it. Pippa's back in it.
0:23:40 > 0:23:41Oh, no! Bobby!
0:23:43 > 0:23:45Go on, Pippa, you're smashing it.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47AUDIENCE: Bobby, Bobby!
0:23:47 > 0:23:48Come on!
0:23:48 > 0:23:51There's not much time left now, guys. Come on.
0:23:53 > 0:23:56Bobby's going to... Oh, it's going to be tight!
0:23:56 > 0:24:00- SCHOOL BELL RINGS - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
0:24:00 > 0:24:02Wait, wait, go over by your recycle bins.
0:24:02 > 0:24:06Turn that off, I feel you could have my eye out.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08Turn off your suckage.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11- Are you off?- I think so. - Right, Pippa.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13We took that way too seriously.
0:24:13 > 0:24:16I know. You've got a back-uum cleaner on your back.
0:24:16 > 0:24:20- Right, you put one in after the bell.- I didn't even hear the bell.
0:24:20 > 0:24:24- I was so full of rage. - IAIN SCREAMS ANGRILY
0:24:24 > 0:24:26It's the vacuum, it does something to your head.
0:24:26 > 0:24:29OK, so let's find out how many everyone got.
0:24:29 > 0:24:33- Bobby, how did you find it? - Knackering, I'm tired.- OK.
0:24:34 > 0:24:38Bobby got one, two, three, four,
0:24:38 > 0:24:40five, six, seven,
0:24:40 > 0:24:42eight, nine, ten.
0:24:42 > 0:24:45- APPLAUSE - Ten for Bobby.
0:24:49 > 0:24:54- Feeling confident?- 100% confident. - All right, OK. That's good.
0:24:54 > 0:24:58Here we go. One, two, three, four,
0:24:58 > 0:25:01five, six, seven,
0:25:01 > 0:25:03eight, nine.
0:25:03 > 0:25:06CHEERING
0:25:08 > 0:25:12AUDIENCE: Bobby, Bobby!
0:25:12 > 0:25:14There you go, there you go.
0:25:14 > 0:25:17All right, all right, don't forget whose show it is.
0:25:17 > 0:25:20- LAUGHTER - OK.
0:25:20 > 0:25:21APPLAUSE
0:25:21 > 0:25:24Bobby, you got the most points there, which means you won,
0:25:24 > 0:25:27which means the gold star goes to Holly's team, well done!
0:25:27 > 0:25:30CHEERING
0:25:34 > 0:25:37Well, it's time to find out who's dripping with gold
0:25:37 > 0:25:40and who's going to be out in the cold with Mr Smash,
0:25:40 > 0:25:43a man so wild, he lives in a safari park.
0:25:43 > 0:25:45MR SMASH GROWLS
0:25:45 > 0:25:48Oh, he's a lovely man, really.
0:25:48 > 0:25:51So, let's see which teams are swotty and which team are...
0:25:51 > 0:25:54AUDIENCE: Naughty!
0:25:54 > 0:25:56AUDIENCE: Ooh!
0:25:58 > 0:25:59The winners are...
0:25:59 > 0:26:03- Holly's team! - CHEERING
0:26:08 > 0:26:11Well done, Holly's team.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13Unfortunately, Amirah's team,
0:26:13 > 0:26:17you have got to hand your homework over to the dog.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21CHEERING
0:26:21 > 0:26:24DOG MUNCHES
0:26:24 > 0:26:26So, Pippa, Amirah and Lloyd,
0:26:26 > 0:26:27it's time to head to detention
0:26:27 > 0:26:29and take the walk of shame.
0:26:29 > 0:26:31- Off you go. - MR SMASH GROWLS
0:26:31 > 0:26:33- # La-la la la-la la - Losers
0:26:33 > 0:26:34- # La-la la la-la la - Losers
0:26:34 > 0:26:36- # La-la la la-la la - Losers
0:26:36 > 0:26:38- # La-la la la-la la - Losers
0:26:38 > 0:26:40- # La-la la la-la la - Losers
0:26:40 > 0:26:43# La, losers. #
0:26:43 > 0:26:46So, unlucky, guys, but well done to Bobby, Holly and Jack,
0:26:46 > 0:26:48you guys get to hand in your homework!
0:26:48 > 0:26:51- CHEERING - Bring your homework over.
0:26:51 > 0:26:53# La-la la-la la-la la
0:26:53 > 0:26:54# You are the winners
0:26:54 > 0:26:56# La-la la-la la-la la
0:26:56 > 0:26:59# You are the winners. #
0:26:59 > 0:27:03OK, let's have the losers back on for detention with Mr Smash.
0:27:03 > 0:27:05- # La-la la la-la la - Losers
0:27:05 > 0:27:07- # La-la la la-la la - Losers
0:27:07 > 0:27:09- # La-la la la-la la - Losers
0:27:09 > 0:27:10- # La-la la la-la la - Losers
0:27:10 > 0:27:12- # La-la la la-la la - Losers
0:27:12 > 0:27:15# La, losers. #
0:27:16 > 0:27:20There you go, they certainly look like losers.
0:27:20 > 0:27:22Well, we didn't learn much, but it was fun trying,
0:27:22 > 0:27:25see you all next time on...
0:27:25 > 0:27:28AUDIENCE: The Dog Ate My Homework!
0:27:28 > 0:27:31- See you! - DOG MUNCHES AND BELCHES