0:00:02 > 0:00:04CHEERING
0:00:08 > 0:00:09DOG PANTING
0:00:09 > 0:00:11SCHOOL BELL RINGS
0:00:39 > 0:00:42CHEERING
0:00:50 > 0:00:53Hello, everyone, and welcome to The Dog Ate My Homework,
0:00:53 > 0:00:56the panel show where we add some guests, multiply it by games,
0:00:56 > 0:00:59subtract the boring bits, and the answer is...
0:01:00 > 0:01:02ELECTRONIC BEEPING
0:01:02 > 0:01:04LAUGHTER
0:01:04 > 0:01:06..a whole heap of fun.
0:01:06 > 0:01:10First up, it's time to take the register and to meet our classmates.
0:01:10 > 0:01:14On the right is a young man whose interests include marshmallows,
0:01:14 > 0:01:18chocolates and biscuit, so he's already on a rocky road.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20- It's Callum!- Yes, sir!
0:01:20 > 0:01:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:22 > 0:01:25And joining Callum is someone who's a wizard in the kitchen,
0:01:25 > 0:01:27although if he spent less time dressing like a wizard
0:01:27 > 0:01:30and more time cooking, he'd probably do a lot better.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33- It's Mawaan Rizwan, everyone! - All right, sir.
0:01:33 > 0:01:34CHEERING
0:01:34 > 0:01:37And on Callum's team, finally, someone who loves fractions
0:01:37 > 0:01:40so much we're only paying her half of her fee.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43- It's Ellie Taylor.- Yes, sir!
0:01:43 > 0:01:46Give it up for Callum's team, everyone.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49APPLAUSE
0:01:49 > 0:01:53And to my left, a young lady who always obeys the rules of no
0:01:53 > 0:01:56running in school, which is why she comes last on sports day.
0:01:56 > 0:01:57- It's Caitlin!- Yes, sir!
0:01:57 > 0:01:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:59 > 0:02:00And in Caitlin's team,
0:02:00 > 0:02:03a man who went to school made entirely of ice cream.
0:02:03 > 0:02:07It was a sundae school. Stop it. It's Marlon Davis.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Present, sir!
0:02:09 > 0:02:12And finally, someone who always misses the morning bell
0:02:12 > 0:02:16because he was told it's never too late to learn. It's Sam Fletcher!
0:02:16 > 0:02:20- Here, sir.- Give it up for Caitlin's team, everyone.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22APPLAUSE
0:02:22 > 0:02:25Also, Callum, I can't help noticing you've got
0:02:25 > 0:02:27a Dog Ate My Homework T-shirt.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29- AUDIENCE:- Oooh!
0:02:29 > 0:02:30Because... This is true.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33Ellie, you were a model back in the day, weren't you?
0:02:33 > 0:02:37Iain, I can't believe you've brought it up, but, yes, I was.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39- Should we do a little catwalk? - We're going to have to, aren't we?
0:02:39 > 0:02:42- Yeah, we are.- Everyone, give them a round of applause.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:02:44 > 0:02:46So, what you need to do if you're on a catwalk,
0:02:46 > 0:02:49you have to imagine there's an imaginary line on the floor
0:02:49 > 0:02:52and you have to just walk, both feet on that line.
0:02:52 > 0:02:56And then you have to look straight ahead. Own it, Callum, own it.
0:02:56 > 0:02:57And then when you get to the end,
0:02:57 > 0:03:01we look at the camera like we love it, but also we hate it.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04- And then you... - LAUGHTER
0:03:04 > 0:03:06And then whip the head. And back.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09WHOOPING AND APPLAUSE
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Yes, this is a panel show all about school,
0:03:14 > 0:03:16and a big part of school was clubs.
0:03:16 > 0:03:20Was anyone in any school clubs at school? Caitlin, yes?
0:03:20 > 0:03:21Well, I went to the badminton club,
0:03:21 > 0:03:24and no offence to the person who taught that, it was probably
0:03:24 > 0:03:27one of the worst places I have ever been in my life.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29I love that thing when you say, "No offence to the person,"
0:03:29 > 0:03:32and then are just incredibly offensive to that person.
0:03:32 > 0:03:36"No offence, mate, but you stink." Anyone else?
0:03:36 > 0:03:39When I was at school, it was chess club or chess club.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41- And I went to chess club. - LAUGHTER
0:03:41 > 0:03:44I was there for two years, I went nearly every day,
0:03:44 > 0:03:48- and I still don't know how to play chess.- Sir?- Yes.- I was in a choir.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50- Really?- Yeah.
0:03:50 > 0:03:51IAIN LAUGHS
0:03:51 > 0:03:54I was in a choir until my voice dropped.
0:03:54 > 0:03:55LAUGHTER
0:03:55 > 0:03:58- Wait, this is your voice dropped? - My voice has dropped.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00What did you sound like before it dropped?
0:04:00 > 0:04:02HE SINGS A HIGH NOTE
0:04:02 > 0:04:04IAIN LAUGHS
0:04:04 > 0:04:05Like an angel, Marlon.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08APPLAUSE
0:04:08 > 0:04:12OK. How about we all just get on with the show?!
0:04:12 > 0:04:14CHEERING
0:04:16 > 0:04:18OK, guys, here's how the show works.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21Our teams have a number of rounds in which to win as many
0:04:21 > 0:04:23stars as possible.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26And in case you're wondering, here is what the stars look like.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Aw!
0:04:30 > 0:04:34It actually looks weirdly like Sam Fletcher.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37Look down camera two. Hair off.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Hair on. LAUGHTER
0:04:39 > 0:04:43Hair off. Hair on. All right, I'm only joking.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46Actually, the stars look a little bit like this.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48TWINKLING
0:04:48 > 0:04:49- AUDIENCE:- Oooh!
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Yes, but that's not all.
0:04:51 > 0:04:56If you make me chuckle or cheer, then I'll drop you a bonus star.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58- AUDIENCE:- Oooh!
0:04:58 > 0:05:00And in fact, do you know what, Callum?
0:05:00 > 0:05:03For your catwalk earlier, I'm going to give you one right now.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Bonus star for Callum, everyone. Right away.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07CHEERING
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Good work.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12But don't twist my lemons, or I'll turn sour
0:05:12 > 0:05:15and just take them away.
0:05:15 > 0:05:16- AUDIENCE:- Aw!
0:05:16 > 0:05:19Hey, before you start grumbling, remember, it's Iain's school,
0:05:19 > 0:05:22- so it's... ALL:- Iain's rules!- Yes.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25At the end of the show, the team with the most stars wins,
0:05:25 > 0:05:30and the losers get to spend quality time with this guy.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32You all right, Mr Smash?
0:05:32 > 0:05:33HE GRUNTS
0:05:33 > 0:05:36What are you doing, mate? A jigsaw?
0:05:36 > 0:05:38HE GRUNTS Let's have a little look.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40HE LAUGHS
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Oh! No!
0:05:45 > 0:05:48HE YELLS
0:05:52 > 0:05:54I was only asking.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57OK, time for Round One!
0:05:57 > 0:06:00CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:06:02 > 0:06:06OK, it is time now for English round, it is The Last Word.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09- 'The Last Word.'- Ho-ho!
0:06:09 > 0:06:12I'll ask both teams a series of questions.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14I want the answer to the previous question,
0:06:14 > 0:06:18not the answer to the question I've just asked.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Do you understand? Ellie?
0:06:20 > 0:06:24- No.- You clearly don't because you're not meant to answer that question.
0:06:24 > 0:06:28- Ah!- The team that messes up the least will get a gold star.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31Do we understand this? Of course we don't, who cares?
0:06:31 > 0:06:36Let's do this. OK, first question for Callum.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38What superhero dresses like a bat?
0:06:39 > 0:06:40Oh, very well done.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Mawaan, you brush or teeth with a...?
0:06:42 > 0:06:45- A Batman.- You do.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47Marlon, London is the capital of...?
0:06:47 > 0:06:49- Toothbrush.- Yes.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51Ellie, what is the opposite of up?
0:06:51 > 0:06:53- The UK.- Correct.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56Caitlin, which Pixar film has talking dogs
0:06:56 > 0:06:58and a house that floats using balloons?
0:06:58 > 0:07:00- Down.- Correct.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Sam, what natural satellite can you see at night?
0:07:02 > 0:07:05- Up.- Yes.
0:07:05 > 0:07:09Ellie, finish the title, Harry Potter And The Chamber Of...
0:07:09 > 0:07:10Venus.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13Incorrect. Marlon, the milkman delivers...?
0:07:13 > 0:07:16- Planet. - LAUGHTER
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Ellie, what would you find with a leprechaun
0:07:18 > 0:07:20at the end of the rainbow?
0:07:20 > 0:07:21- Milk.- Correct.
0:07:21 > 0:07:25Ellie, in Wolfblood, Bobby Lockwood turns into...?
0:07:25 > 0:07:26Oh, you tricker.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28LAUGHTER
0:07:28 > 0:07:30I can't remember what it was!
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Callum is going to punch you.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34- A werewolf.- Werewolf.
0:07:34 > 0:07:35No, incorrect.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40I think the next answer might be quite easy.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43The Cookie Monster loves, Sam?
0:07:43 > 0:07:44He just said it!
0:07:44 > 0:07:48Sorry, I was thinking about something else.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51Mawaan, a takeaway by the sea might serve fish and...?
0:07:51 > 0:07:55- I'm not... I wasn't listening. - Incorrect!
0:07:55 > 0:07:58Marlon, fishermen love catching...?
0:07:58 > 0:07:59Seas.
0:07:59 > 0:08:00LAUGHTER
0:08:00 > 0:08:02We've lost it, we've completely lost it.
0:08:02 > 0:08:06Caitlin, NASA's famous saying goes, "Houston, we have a..."?
0:08:06 > 0:08:09- Chips.- No!
0:08:09 > 0:08:13- You're two behind now.- No. - Sam, spell "lava".
0:08:13 > 0:08:17- Oh, I can spell "lava".- No, that's not the point of the game!
0:08:17 > 0:08:19It is so easy, but I want to... Er...
0:08:19 > 0:08:21- Fish. No.- No!
0:08:21 > 0:08:23- Planet.- No!
0:08:23 > 0:08:25That's about five questions ago!
0:08:25 > 0:08:27- Werewolf.- Werewolf.- No!
0:08:27 > 0:08:30Right, this guy knows how to play this game.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33Callum, what's David Beckham's first name?
0:08:33 > 0:08:35- Problem.- It's "lava"!
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Spell "lava"!
0:08:39 > 0:08:41What's David Beckham's first name?
0:08:41 > 0:08:44- Next question.- OK.
0:08:44 > 0:08:49- Ellie Taylor...- Yes! - ..what noise do sheep make?
0:08:49 > 0:08:51- David.- Yes!
0:08:51 > 0:08:53CHEERING
0:08:56 > 0:08:59Caitlin, what would a ghost say to make you jump?
0:08:59 > 0:09:02- Baaa!- Yes!
0:09:02 > 0:09:06Marlon, what letter comes after S in the alphabet?
0:09:06 > 0:09:09- Boo!- Yes.
0:09:09 > 0:09:10Sam, what do pirates say?
0:09:10 > 0:09:12L-A-V-A.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14That's ages ago!
0:09:14 > 0:09:19That is literally age... Look, there's the answers! Read them!
0:09:19 > 0:09:22Iain, that is how you spell "lava", I'm sorry.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25- MAWAAN:- I'm going to have to stand up for Sam. That was quite correct.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27- Thank you.- Callum, spell "star".
0:09:27 > 0:09:29HE MAKES HIGH-PITCHED NOISE
0:09:29 > 0:09:30Buda...
0:09:30 > 0:09:33"Bu-da"?! "Bu-da"?! LAUGHTER
0:09:33 > 0:09:36This round has turned from getting the answer right to just
0:09:36 > 0:09:40screaming at one another. So you got "spell star" wrong.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43Sam, what do you wear on your feet?
0:09:43 > 0:09:46S-T-A-R.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48Correct! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:09:48 > 0:09:52Mawaan, you can't teach dogs new...?
0:09:52 > 0:09:54- New shoes.- Yes.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Ellie, lights, camera...?
0:09:56 > 0:10:01- Tricks.- Correct. Marlon, 1D are also known as...?
0:10:01 > 0:10:03- Boo. - BUZZER, LAUGHTER
0:10:03 > 0:10:07I'm going to give you a bonus star because that is true.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Barack Obama is known for, Caitlin?
0:10:09 > 0:10:11- One Direction.- He is, famously.
0:10:11 > 0:10:16He replaced Zayn Malik. Ellie, actions speak louder than...?
0:10:16 > 0:10:18- The American President.- Correct.
0:10:18 > 0:10:22- And, Sam, what do you keep in your wallet?- Words.- Correct.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24SCHOOL BELL RINGS That is the end of the round.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26CHEERING
0:10:28 > 0:10:33Well, guys, I can reveal, amazingly, at the end of that round
0:10:33 > 0:10:37you both got the same amount wrong and neither of you get a gold star.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40- AUDIENCE:- Aw! - But well done for trying.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:10:45 > 0:10:49It's time now for a bit of drama. It's time for Mime Craft.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52- 'Mime Craft.'- Oh, hello.
0:10:52 > 0:10:56Now, obviously, I'm a trained mime artist. As you can see.
0:10:57 > 0:11:00SLURPING
0:11:00 > 0:11:01GLASS BREAKS
0:11:01 > 0:11:02CAT MEOWS
0:11:02 > 0:11:05Sorry about that. But can our teams do better?
0:11:05 > 0:11:09One member of each team will have one minute to act out as many
0:11:09 > 0:11:11sporting activities as they can.
0:11:11 > 0:11:15All their team-mates have to do is guess what it is they are miming.
0:11:15 > 0:11:19So, Callum, you can go first, mate. I think...
0:11:19 > 0:11:22I think you might have do stand up for this bit. There we go.
0:11:22 > 0:11:26Callum, who do you want to not speak for the next minute?
0:11:26 > 0:11:29Well, it was a very hard decision.
0:11:29 > 0:11:33- But I think Ellie.- Thanks.
0:11:33 > 0:11:37Mawaan, as a performer, what do you spend a lot of your time doing?
0:11:37 > 0:11:40I just did a show in Edinburgh which was all mime.
0:11:40 > 0:11:41LAUGHTER
0:11:41 > 0:11:44- Which I didn't know. - I think Callum read the reviews.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47- Fair enough.- I went.- Touche, Callum.
0:11:47 > 0:11:51OK, Ellie, please make your way to the mime spot.
0:11:51 > 0:11:52CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:11:54 > 0:11:57OK, it is time to mime. Your minute starts
0:11:57 > 0:11:59when they flip over the first mime.
0:11:59 > 0:12:00Three, two, one, here we go.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02KLAXON
0:12:02 > 0:12:04- Football.- Football.- Yes.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08- Volleyball.- Yes. Volleyball.
0:12:12 > 0:12:13Golf.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16Hockey. Ice hockey.
0:12:16 > 0:12:17Yes.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22What's that?! Curling you hair?
0:12:22 > 0:12:24- Oh.- Curling.- Yes!
0:12:24 > 0:12:28- What's curling? - What's curling?! Get out.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30- Ghosts.- Ghosts.- Rock climbing.
0:12:30 > 0:12:35- Rock climbing.- Yes!- Yes. The famous sport of ghosts.- Golf.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38- You're in the club.- Snooker.
0:12:38 > 0:12:42- Slow dance.- Snooker?!- Pool. Pool.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44- Billiards.- Scrabble.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49- Snakes & Ladders.- Come on! - You really should know this.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51- What?- You started talking.- Mime?
0:12:56 > 0:12:57- Oh, chess.- Yes!
0:13:00 > 0:13:03- Have a seat.- I got it.- Have a seat.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06- You're in chess club. - I know. It's been a while.
0:13:06 > 0:13:07It's been six years, guys.
0:13:07 > 0:13:11- Have you just forgotten what chess is completely?- Yeah.
0:13:11 > 0:13:15All right, Caitlin, if I'm being honest, you've not got much to beat.
0:13:15 > 0:13:19So, who do you want to be miming this one? Sam or Marlon?
0:13:19 > 0:13:21Probably going to have to be Sam.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24All right, OK, Sam, make your way to the miming spot.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26- I'll just go down here. - APPLAUSE
0:13:26 > 0:13:28Oh, lovely.
0:13:30 > 0:13:34Didn't think it through. Didn't think it through. Oh, no.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36Oh, get the door, get the door.
0:13:36 > 0:13:39- I've fallen through it. I've fallen through it.- OK.
0:13:39 > 0:13:43The time starts when you flip over your first one, so let's go.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45KLAXON
0:13:46 > 0:13:49Basketball. Ah!
0:13:51 > 0:13:54- Golf. Golf. Hockey.- Yes.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58- Jumping.- What is that?!- Diving.
0:13:58 > 0:14:02- Diving.- Long jump.- Long jump.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05- No, it's not. Keep going. - Triple jump.- What's the difference?
0:14:05 > 0:14:08- Triple jump.- Next, next, next.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10- Rowing.- Rowing.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12SAM IMITATES RACE CAR
0:14:12 > 0:14:13Driving a car.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16- Formula One.- Formula One, yes.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21- Standing still.- Put it down!
0:14:24 > 0:14:26HE MAKES SWISHING SOUND
0:14:26 > 0:14:28- Oh, oh! Oh!- It's the other way round, it's front.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31What's that called? What is that called?
0:14:31 > 0:14:32Swimming.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34LAUGHTER
0:14:34 > 0:14:35- Penguin.- Next!
0:14:37 > 0:14:41Synchronised swimming. Ah! Oh, no.
0:14:41 > 0:14:44- Hey, hey! Hey, hey! - Cheerleading.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:14:49 > 0:14:51OK, at the end of that round,
0:14:51 > 0:14:54I can reveal that the winners by one
0:14:54 > 0:14:57are Callum's team.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:15:04 > 0:15:08Oh, hello, everyone, it's time for Pie The Supply.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10'Pie The Supply.'
0:15:10 > 0:15:12Sounded like Sean Connery just then.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15We're about to meet four people who all claim to be real
0:15:15 > 0:15:18supply teachers, but only one of them is telling the truth.
0:15:18 > 0:15:22My advice is to look for the clues, like badly-fitting clothes
0:15:22 > 0:15:23and excess nasal hair.
0:15:23 > 0:15:28And if they're women, badly-fitting clothes and excess nasal hair.
0:15:28 > 0:15:33Either way, the teams must identify and then pie the supply.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35'Pie The Supply.'
0:15:35 > 0:15:37This is, I mean, this is our chance to pie a teacher,
0:15:37 > 0:15:39so let's do this properly.
0:15:39 > 0:15:42Everyone, please, welcome on the teachers!
0:15:44 > 0:15:46BOOING
0:15:51 > 0:15:53Nasty teachers.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56Today's supply teachers all claim to be English teachers,
0:15:56 > 0:15:58but which one is telling the truth?
0:15:58 > 0:16:01I'm going to give you a few interesting facts
0:16:01 > 0:16:03about our teachers. Here we go.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06Teacher number one is called Mrs Gerken.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09She's been an English teacher for four years. Embarrassingly,
0:16:09 > 0:16:13she often misspells her own name in front of her whole class.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16Teacher number two is Miss Barbour, and she's been a teacher for a year.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19She likes to experiment with fashion,
0:16:19 > 0:16:23and once went to school with her top inside out and back to front.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25Teacher number three is Miss White.
0:16:25 > 0:16:26Her most embarrassing story is
0:16:26 > 0:16:30when she once slept in and missed two of her classes.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32Naughty.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35'School disco.'
0:16:35 > 0:16:36School disco!
0:16:36 > 0:16:39MUSIC: Waiting For Love by Avicii
0:16:54 > 0:16:55MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY
0:16:57 > 0:16:59Teacher number four is Mr Saggu.
0:16:59 > 0:17:03He's been a teacher for six years. His proudest achievement
0:17:03 > 0:17:06is coming fifth in an English Teacher of the Year award.
0:17:06 > 0:17:09Everyone, give it up for the teachers!
0:17:10 > 0:17:12APPLAUSE AND BOOING
0:17:12 > 0:17:16OK, who do you think is the real supply teacher?
0:17:16 > 0:17:18Caitlin, it's over to your team first.
0:17:18 > 0:17:22I'm going to go up the row and ask you to give me an adverb.
0:17:22 > 0:17:23GASPING
0:17:23 > 0:17:26Oh, what a question! Do you know what, Caitlin?
0:17:26 > 0:17:29Bonus star for that question. What a question.
0:17:29 > 0:17:32Right, you're all English teachers. Adverbs. Nice and easy.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34If you say a wrong one, Caitlin will have to tell us
0:17:34 > 0:17:37if you're right or not cos I don't know what one is.
0:17:37 > 0:17:38Adverb, number one.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40To do.
0:17:40 > 0:17:41Number two.
0:17:41 > 0:17:42Slowly.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44- Number three.- Fastly.
0:17:44 > 0:17:47- Number four.- Impossibly.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49I mean, I think they cottoned onto the L-Y at the end.
0:17:49 > 0:17:50LAUGHTER
0:17:50 > 0:17:53OK, number one, no.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56- No. No, that's not right. - No?- Not right?- No.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58- So you're writing off number one? - Yeah.
0:17:58 > 0:17:59Callum's team?
0:17:59 > 0:18:02- I've got the ultimate test. - Oh, yeah? Go.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06- SAM:- Very good. Yes.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08Number four looked furious when I did that.
0:18:08 > 0:18:09LAUGHTER
0:18:09 > 0:18:12- It's definitely four. - OK. Any more questions, Caitlin?
0:18:12 > 0:18:14Erm, what made you get into teaching?
0:18:14 > 0:18:16Oh, good question. One.
0:18:16 > 0:18:22I came into teaching because I love to educate little minds.
0:18:22 > 0:18:23"Little!"
0:18:23 > 0:18:26"I like little minds!"
0:18:26 > 0:18:28Not big minds, eurgh!
0:18:28 > 0:18:30Number three.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32It's simple. The school holidays.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34LAUGHTER
0:18:34 > 0:18:36APPLAUSE
0:18:36 > 0:18:39A bonus star to number three!
0:18:39 > 0:18:40Number four?
0:18:40 > 0:18:42I hate children.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44LAUGHTER
0:18:44 > 0:18:46APPLAUSE
0:18:49 > 0:18:50And number two.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53To cultivate a love of literature and the money.
0:18:53 > 0:18:58Aw, boring! Right, anyway, Callum, final question.
0:18:58 > 0:19:01What is your favourite novel, number two?
0:19:01 > 0:19:03Nineteen Eighty-Four by George Orwell.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05- Three.- Jane Eyre.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07- Four.- Er, I don't do novels.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10"I don't do novels!" You're an English teacher!
0:19:10 > 0:19:12"I don't do novels?!"
0:19:12 > 0:19:16"We're not reading this, it's got no pictures in it. This is rubbish."
0:19:16 > 0:19:20Before we pie the supply, audience, we want you to tell us
0:19:20 > 0:19:22who you think the real teacher is.
0:19:22 > 0:19:25On the count of three, who do you think the real supply teacher is?
0:19:25 > 0:19:28AUDIENCE SHOUT ANSWERS
0:19:31 > 0:19:32OK, calm down.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35Caitlin, you've heard what the audience have got to say,
0:19:35 > 0:19:38but let's see what your team think. Please come over and...
0:19:38 > 0:19:40'Pie the supply.'
0:19:40 > 0:19:41Yes, please.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43CHEERING
0:19:43 > 0:19:46Caitlin, one of them's a supply teacher. Get them pied!
0:19:46 > 0:19:49Follow your heart, Caitlin. Follow your heart.
0:19:49 > 0:19:50Who's it going to be?
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Ooooh...
0:19:52 > 0:19:54LAUGHTER
0:19:54 > 0:19:56APPLAUSE
0:20:00 > 0:20:01All right, Callum,
0:20:01 > 0:20:03you've heard the audience, you've spoken to your team.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06- It's time to...- Pie the supply.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08CHEERING
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Off you go, big man.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12Ooooh...
0:20:14 > 0:20:16No, he won't...?!
0:20:17 > 0:20:19CHEERING
0:20:22 > 0:20:24LAUGHTER
0:20:29 > 0:20:31Your face is the same colour as your hair.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35Right, now, this is the real moment.
0:20:35 > 0:20:38Let's see if we actually did pie a supply teacher.
0:20:38 > 0:20:42Would the real supply teacher please step forward?
0:20:43 > 0:20:45CHEERING
0:20:48 > 0:20:50Which means at the end of that round,
0:20:50 > 0:20:53the gold stars go to Callum's team.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:20:58 > 0:21:02It's time now for Who Do You Think You Are?
0:21:02 > 0:21:05I know who I am, I'm a Z-list celebrity with very nice hair.
0:21:05 > 0:21:08I know who I think you are, I think you're someone who likes
0:21:08 > 0:21:12watching Z-list celebrities stick their heads through a hole.
0:21:12 > 0:21:14Well, you're in luck cos we're going to project the body
0:21:14 > 0:21:18of a much more famous person onto our celebs' faces.
0:21:18 > 0:21:22They then have to guess who they are by asking yes-no questions.
0:21:22 > 0:21:25The teams that ask the fewest questions win the game.
0:21:25 > 0:21:29This week, all our celebrities are taken from the world of music.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31So, Callum's team, you're up first.
0:21:31 > 0:21:37So, Mawaan, please put your head in the Hole of Fame.
0:21:37 > 0:21:38'The Hole of Fame.'
0:21:38 > 0:21:40CHEERING
0:21:42 > 0:21:43Hey!
0:21:43 > 0:21:45The hair's in as well. Good.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48Mawaan, it's time to make you famous.
0:21:48 > 0:21:49Hrrrezap!
0:21:49 > 0:21:51LAUGHTER
0:21:51 > 0:21:55Oh, Mawaan, lovely! Lovely.
0:21:55 > 0:21:56Lovely.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59- Is this your girlfriend you're with now?- Erm, yeah.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03This is my best friend.
0:22:04 > 0:22:08Mawaan, you have to work out who you are by asking
0:22:08 > 0:22:10yes and no questions to your team.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13And don't forget, it's from the world of music.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15Am I a woman?
0:22:15 > 0:22:16- No.- No.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18Am I a pop singer?
0:22:18 > 0:22:19- Yeah.- Yeah.
0:22:19 > 0:22:23Am I more famous than Girls Aloud?
0:22:23 > 0:22:26- Yeah.- Yep.- Yes, everyone's more famous than Girls Aloud.- Fair point.
0:22:26 > 0:22:27LAUGHTER
0:22:27 > 0:22:31Do I sell loads of records currently?
0:22:31 > 0:22:33- Yes.- Yep.
0:22:33 > 0:22:35Ooh... Am I in a band?
0:22:35 > 0:22:36- No.- No.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38- Am I good?- Yes.- Yes.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40Thanks, guys.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43Wait, are you talking about you or the...artist?
0:22:43 > 0:22:44The artist who I am.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46Yeah, HE'S good.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49LAUGHTER
0:22:50 > 0:22:53Bonus gold star for Callum, everyone. Well done, mate.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56- Am I Justin Bieber?- No.- Oh.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58I said you were someone good.
0:22:58 > 0:23:00LAUGHTER
0:23:00 > 0:23:02APPLAUSE
0:23:02 > 0:23:05- Another gold star.- Zinger, zinger.
0:23:05 > 0:23:07Do I make songs about...
0:23:07 > 0:23:09- love?- Yes.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11- Do I have long hair?- No.
0:23:11 > 0:23:14- His hair's quite famous. - You've got quite distinctive hair.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16Oh, oh, am I Jedward?
0:23:16 > 0:23:18- No! - LAUGHTER
0:23:18 > 0:23:21- It's a fair enough guess. - Girls Aloud, Jedward?
0:23:21 > 0:23:24Oh, mate, this is going to crumble. It's like a Lego house, this.
0:23:24 > 0:23:25- Honestly.- I'm trying.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27He's giving you the answer.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29Listen to what Iain's saying.
0:23:29 > 0:23:32- OK. Crumble.- No! - LAUGHTER
0:23:32 > 0:23:34The famous artist Crumble!
0:23:34 > 0:23:37- I think I'm going to have to tell you the answer, mate.- No, la-la!
0:23:37 > 0:23:41- One last guess. - Am I... Rod Stewart?
0:23:41 > 0:23:43No! LAUGHTER
0:23:43 > 0:23:44I can't think of anyone.
0:23:44 > 0:23:48No, no, no. Mawaan Rizwan, you were Ed Sheeran.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52- That's what I meant.- Useless, mate.
0:23:54 > 0:23:55OK, Sam, you're up next.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58Please assume the position in the Hole of Fame.
0:23:58 > 0:24:00'The Hole of Fame.'
0:24:03 > 0:24:08There he is. OK, Sam Fletcher, it's time to make you famous.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11Zabakay!
0:24:11 > 0:24:12LAUGHTER Oh!
0:24:14 > 0:24:17Oh. Whoohoo!
0:24:17 > 0:24:19Where have you put your hands?
0:24:19 > 0:24:21Where they naturally go.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23OK.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25Yes-no questions, Sam Fletcher, who do you think you are?
0:24:25 > 0:24:30Well, I feel like a totally new person, and so am I a boy?
0:24:30 > 0:24:32- Yup.- Yeah.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34- Am I in a band?- Yeah.
0:24:34 > 0:24:35Am I in a really famous band?
0:24:35 > 0:24:37- Yes!- Yes!
0:24:37 > 0:24:40- One Direction.- Yes!- Yes!
0:24:40 > 0:24:41The whole problem is, though,
0:24:41 > 0:24:44I don't really know any of the members of One Direction.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46No, you do, you do. Name the names.
0:24:46 > 0:24:47Liam?
0:24:47 > 0:24:49Oh!
0:24:49 > 0:24:51There's Niall.
0:24:51 > 0:24:54- No, no.- No.- Am I the one who has the big hair?
0:24:54 > 0:24:55Famous for the big hair?
0:24:55 > 0:24:56No.
0:24:56 > 0:25:02- Not Harry?- No.- Harry, Niall, Liam, Fabio and Kyle.
0:25:02 > 0:25:04- No!- No!- Come on! Come on!
0:25:04 > 0:25:09I love there's so many girls in the audience going, "You idiot!"
0:25:09 > 0:25:10The first letter of his name.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12L.
0:25:12 > 0:25:13Liam.
0:25:13 > 0:25:15- No! - LAUGHTER
0:25:15 > 0:25:18Liam and Leroy.
0:25:18 > 0:25:19Come on! Go on!
0:25:19 > 0:25:23Leroy, La... Law... La... Larry.
0:25:23 > 0:25:24Lawrence.
0:25:24 > 0:25:27- Do you know what? You don't know it.- No, no!
0:25:27 > 0:25:28No idea, sorry.
0:25:28 > 0:25:31You are Louis from One Direction.
0:25:33 > 0:25:35CHEERING
0:25:36 > 0:25:37Well done to both teams,
0:25:37 > 0:25:40but the person with the most correct answers in the least amount
0:25:40 > 0:25:46of questions and thereby getting the gold star, it is Callum's team.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48CHEERING
0:25:50 > 0:25:56OK, it's the end of the show and the tensions are running high.
0:25:56 > 0:26:00It's about time to do the scores. Callum, how are you feeling?
0:26:00 > 0:26:04- Er...- I'll take that as not confident.
0:26:04 > 0:26:07Caitlin's team, how do you think it's going to go?
0:26:07 > 0:26:09Yes! Yes!
0:26:11 > 0:26:12What was that?!
0:26:12 > 0:26:14Oh, it's just, if we were to high-five,
0:26:14 > 0:26:17- we might slap Caitlin in the face.- Yeah.
0:26:17 > 0:26:21OK. It is now time to tot up the scores,
0:26:21 > 0:26:26so bring down the stars.
0:26:26 > 0:26:28- AUDIENCE:- Ooooh!
0:26:28 > 0:26:32And the winners are...
0:26:32 > 0:26:34Callum's team!
0:26:34 > 0:26:36CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:39 > 0:26:40Well done, Callum's team.
0:26:40 > 0:26:43Unfortunately, Caitlin's team, the dog gets to eat your homework
0:26:43 > 0:26:46and I'm afraid it is detention with Mr Smash.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48Walk of shame, please.
0:26:48 > 0:26:50- # La-la-la, la-la-la - Losers!
0:26:50 > 0:26:52- # La-la-la, la-la-la - Losers!
0:26:52 > 0:26:53- # La-la-la, la-la-la - Losers!
0:26:53 > 0:26:56- # La-la-la, la-la-la - Losers!
0:26:56 > 0:26:58- # La-la-la, la-la-la - Losers!
0:26:58 > 0:26:59# Losers. #
0:26:59 > 0:27:02There you go. Guys, that's all we've got time for.
0:27:02 > 0:27:05As always, we didn't learn much, but it sure was fun trying.
0:27:05 > 0:27:07See you all next time on...
0:27:07 > 0:27:11- AUDIENCE:- The Dog Ate My Homework!
0:27:11 > 0:27:14Teacher!
0:27:14 > 0:27:15CHEERING
0:27:15 > 0:27:17THEME MUSIC PLAYS
0:27:45 > 0:27:47CHEERING