0:00:02 > 0:00:03CHEERING
0:00:43 > 0:00:45CHEERING
0:00:50 > 0:00:52Yes, hello!
0:00:52 > 0:00:54Hello, I'm Iain Stirling and welcome to The Dog Ate My Homework,
0:00:54 > 0:00:57the show that is all about... I don't know,
0:00:57 > 0:01:02I just sit here and talk nonsense and hope that nobody notices.
0:01:02 > 0:01:06Oh, you have. OK, let's get on with the show and take the register.
0:01:06 > 0:01:09On my right, a boy who misread the sports day rules and, at last
0:01:09 > 0:01:13year's egg-and-spoon race, ended up running with a chicken on a fork.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15It's Eddie, everyone! APPLAUSE
0:01:15 > 0:01:16Here!
0:01:16 > 0:01:18And also on Eddie's team, a man who says
0:01:18 > 0:01:20he gets recognised at least once a day.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22Although if his mum's not wearing her glasses that number
0:01:22 > 0:01:25goes down to around about zero.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28- From Blue Peter, it's Radzi! - Here, Sir!
0:01:28 > 0:01:29APPLAUSE
0:01:29 > 0:01:32And also on Eddie's team, a woman who walked five miles to school
0:01:32 > 0:01:36every morning. It was only round the corner but she's got
0:01:36 > 0:01:39a terrible sense of direction. It's comedian Suzi Ruffell.
0:01:39 > 0:01:40- APPLAUSE - Here, Sir!
0:01:40 > 0:01:43Please give it up for Eddie's team, everybody!
0:01:45 > 0:01:49And to my left, a girl that thanks her lucky stars
0:01:49 > 0:01:52she wasn't born in France, because she can't speak French.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54- It's Angel, everyone! - Here, Sir!
0:01:54 > 0:01:55APPLAUSE
0:01:55 > 0:01:58And in Angel's team, a comedian who makes
0:01:58 > 0:02:01jokes on Twitter, around about 140 characters.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04The gags aren't great but the costume changes take for ever!
0:02:04 > 0:02:06- It's Ellie Taylor. - Here, Miss!
0:02:07 > 0:02:10"Here, Miss" indeed!
0:02:10 > 0:02:12And joining them, someone whose career advisor suggested
0:02:12 > 0:02:16they become a binman, because they always talk rubbish.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19- It's Art Ninja, Ricky Martin. - Present, Mr Stirling!
0:02:19 > 0:02:21APPLAUSE
0:02:21 > 0:02:24So, this is a panel show all about school.
0:02:24 > 0:02:28A big part of school is the uniform, I am wearing a blazer today.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31- Do I look pretty good? - Classy.- Oh, yeah!
0:02:31 > 0:02:34About three people sarcastically going, "Yeah."
0:02:34 > 0:02:37- Have you got uniform in your school, Eddie?- Yeah.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40You're a cool dude, man, I bet you make it look dead trendy.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Yeah, I make it look like dope, right. So, what I do...
0:02:42 > 0:02:46Make it look dope, man!
0:02:46 > 0:02:49When I can, in summer usually, I take off my blazer,
0:02:49 > 0:02:52wrap it around my torso area, roll up my sleeves,
0:02:52 > 0:02:56loosen up my tie to try make it work. If I walk, I'm making it work.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59- Yes.- Oh, yes!
0:02:59 > 0:03:00WOLF WHISTLES
0:03:00 > 0:03:03All right! Thanks, Mum.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07- This is it, this is cool, is it? - Yeah.- What else do you do?
0:03:07 > 0:03:11- How can I make it more cool? - Well, I just walk like I own it.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14Didn't you say you sometimes unbutton the shirt, as well?
0:03:14 > 0:03:15Yeah, I unbutton the shirt.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18- Does he need to mess his hair up a little bit?- Yeah.
0:03:18 > 0:03:19And put your glasses on your head.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22- There we go. - Have you got roll-ups?
0:03:22 > 0:03:23Whoo!
0:03:23 > 0:03:25APPLAUSE
0:03:25 > 0:03:28Not bad, I feel good.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33I now look like a teacher that's just been sacked.
0:03:35 > 0:03:39- Angel, Angel, Angel...- Yes? - How do make your uniform look cool?
0:03:39 > 0:03:41I don't.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44She's like, "I can't bear the thought of you in a skirt, Stirling,
0:03:44 > 0:03:45"so I'm not saying anything."
0:03:45 > 0:03:48Can you not customise your uniform?
0:03:48 > 0:03:50No, I think I look pretty fabulous in my uniform
0:03:50 > 0:03:53- without having to do anything to it. - Ohh!
0:03:53 > 0:03:56- That's told you, Iain!- Yeah, I mean, I look pretty fabulous now, I think.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59Let's just say women are better than men, we are flawless,
0:03:59 > 0:04:01perfectly, instantly.
0:04:01 > 0:04:02Not as humble, apparently(!)
0:04:02 > 0:04:04LAUGHTER
0:04:04 > 0:04:07Let's get on with the game.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09APPLAUSE
0:04:12 > 0:04:15OK, now, for those of you from Planet Zog
0:04:15 > 0:04:17here's how the game show works.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20We set the teams various challenges to see whose
0:04:20 > 0:04:23brains are in zinging, and whose brains are minging.
0:04:23 > 0:04:24And remember,
0:04:24 > 0:04:26what they're playing for - they're playing for these
0:04:26 > 0:04:28attractive gold stars.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30- AUDIENCE:- Whoo!
0:04:31 > 0:04:35Whoo, indeed! But if you rub me the wrong way, those stars are going
0:04:35 > 0:04:39back in the incredibly affordable special effects bin.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41- AUDIENCE:- Aww!
0:04:41 > 0:04:44Yes, that's how I roll. And why? I'll tell you why.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Cos it's Iain's school so it's...
0:04:46 > 0:04:48- AUDIENCE:- Iain's rules!
0:04:48 > 0:04:49You've got it!
0:04:49 > 0:04:52At the end of the show, one team will be flying high as winners,
0:04:52 > 0:04:57the others will be grounded by our resident gym bunny - a man so dense
0:04:57 > 0:05:01he thinks the days of the week that begin with T are today and tomorrow.
0:05:01 > 0:05:05It's our PE teacher, Mr Smash.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07- AUDIENCE:- Boo!
0:05:07 > 0:05:09So, Smashy, what are you up to today?
0:05:09 > 0:05:11I heard you've been balloon modelling, is that right?
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Ha-ha, yes.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16Mate, I thought you said you were balloon modelling?
0:05:16 > 0:05:18HE GROANS AND MUMBLES
0:05:21 > 0:05:23- BALLOON POPS - Argh!
0:05:26 > 0:05:29That gets weirder every time we do it.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31OK, let's get on with the show!
0:05:36 > 0:05:41Now, it's time for a bit of science, it's Lost Words.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43- DEEP VOICE:- 'Lost Words.'
0:05:43 > 0:05:44Oh, hello.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47Where I give the teams a fact with words missing.
0:05:47 > 0:05:52For example, Iain Stirling is the most BLANK man on the planet.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55- So you could have had beautiful... - Blank?
0:05:55 > 0:05:57..intelligent. Yes, or blank.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00Thank you, Ricky Martin, you have just lost yourself a gold star.
0:06:00 > 0:06:05- Oh!- OK. So, teams, get your fingers on the buzzers.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08This week's topic is Biology.
0:06:08 > 0:06:09Let's go! BELL RINGS
0:06:09 > 0:06:13A BLANK can BLANK for up to 18 hours a day.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15HORN HONKS Angel?
0:06:15 > 0:06:18A child can burp for up to 18 hours a day.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21I will need to see an example.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24- Oh, really? - You said it, mate, not me.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27Go on, make your mother proud, go on. Right now, Angel.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29I'll harmonise.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31- Count to three, ready? - One, two, three.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33SHE BURPS
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Oh!
0:06:35 > 0:06:37BELL RINGS Radzi from Blue Peter.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39A massive tin of baked beans can make you fart for up
0:06:39 > 0:06:40to 18 hours a day.
0:06:40 > 0:06:44I am going to have to see some working for that.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46Shall I go for it? Yeah.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48It's a silent but deadly.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51Any more that maybe doesn't include bodily functions?
0:06:51 > 0:06:52HORN HONKS
0:06:52 > 0:06:56- Ellie Taylor?- Is it a Blue Peter presenter can break-dance?- Oh!
0:06:56 > 0:06:57Oh!
0:06:57 > 0:06:59- No!- Well, let's see if he can.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02- Radzi?- OK. - Yes!
0:07:02 > 0:07:03APPLAUSE
0:07:03 > 0:07:06I thought it was going to be... Oh, look, he's got it.
0:07:06 > 0:07:07Radzi! Radzi!
0:07:07 > 0:07:09- ALL:- Radzi!
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Oh, that's good.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13CHEERING
0:07:13 > 0:07:16Yes! Radzi!
0:07:16 > 0:07:17Very good!
0:07:19 > 0:07:20I've got another one. BELL RINGS
0:07:20 > 0:07:23A Blue Peter presenter can...
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Yes, Eddie?
0:07:25 > 0:07:27An Art Ninja can sing for up to 18 hours a day.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Oh!
0:07:29 > 0:07:32- Ricky Martin, can you sing? - What do you want me to sing?
0:07:32 > 0:07:34I think we all know what song that is going to be.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37- Livin' La Vida Loca! - Yeah!
0:07:39 > 0:07:43# Upside inside out She's livin' la vida loca
0:07:43 > 0:07:48# She'll push and pull you down She's livin' la vida loca! #
0:07:50 > 0:07:52I can see the way this is going,
0:07:52 > 0:07:53so I'm going to give you the first word.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56It is a koala can what for up to 18 hours a day?
0:07:56 > 0:07:57- BELL RINGS - Sleep!
0:07:57 > 0:08:01A koala can sleep for 18 hours a day!
0:08:02 > 0:08:06The next one is, you are BLANK in the morning than you are at BLANK.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08BELL RINGS Yes, Suzi Ruffell?
0:08:08 > 0:08:11You are grumpier in the morning then you are at night.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14My dad in the morning, man. I think a dad in the morning is maybe
0:08:14 > 0:08:17the angriest thing in the world.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20Your dad trying to get you to school on a Monday morning.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22My dad used to drag me by my feet out of the bed.
0:08:22 > 0:08:26"Get in the... Get in the car!
0:08:26 > 0:08:28"Get in the car!"
0:08:28 > 0:08:32"Dad, we're going to school, not the war!"
0:08:32 > 0:08:34BELL RINGS Radzi?
0:08:34 > 0:08:37You are younger in the morning then you are at night.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40Oh, that's great! APPLAUSE
0:08:40 > 0:08:43- A bonus star, Radzi. Bonus star.- Thank you.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Right, the final BLANK is night.
0:08:45 > 0:08:46Come on, guys. BELL RINGS
0:08:46 > 0:08:47- Yes, Suzi?- Taller?
0:08:47 > 0:08:51Correct, you are taller in the morning then you are at night!
0:08:51 > 0:08:54Apparently, a Texas University study in 2008 also
0:08:54 > 0:08:57revealed morning people who wake up earlier also achieve
0:08:57 > 0:08:59higher grades.
0:08:59 > 0:09:00Oh!
0:09:00 > 0:09:03All the kids are like, "Urgh", and parents are going,
0:09:03 > 0:09:05"I'm using that later on."
0:09:05 > 0:09:10We'll do one more, here we go. Just like humans, BLANKS have BLANK.
0:09:10 > 0:09:11BELL RINGS
0:09:11 > 0:09:14- Suzi Ruffell. - Cats have enemies.
0:09:14 > 0:09:18- My cat has an enemy.- Who is it?
0:09:18 > 0:09:21My cat doesn't like the cat that lives in the flat upstairs
0:09:21 > 0:09:24and they just stare at each other and occasionally hiss.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26- Enemies.- Do you know who I think who would do a good
0:09:26 > 0:09:28impression of that? Angel.
0:09:28 > 0:09:29Really?
0:09:29 > 0:09:31Look down camera one and do an angry cat hissing.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33SHE HISSES
0:09:33 > 0:09:35- Perfect.- Was that OK?- Perfect.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37I think she's my enemy.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40Just like humans, BLANKS have BLANK. Anyone?
0:09:40 > 0:09:41BELL RINGS
0:09:41 > 0:09:43- Eddie.- Just like humans, plants have mouths.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46Have you seen it in cartoons where a plant gets really happy
0:09:46 > 0:09:48and it will start to sing?
0:09:49 > 0:09:52Do you know that cartoons aren't real?
0:09:52 > 0:09:53HORN HONKS
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Yes, Angel?
0:09:55 > 0:09:58Just like humans, plants have roots.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00- Oh, that's deep. - That IS deep.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03- I'm going to give you a gold star for that.- Oh, good work.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06- Thank you very much. - I've got roots.
0:10:06 > 0:10:07That's all I've got on that.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09I'm going to give you the first word.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Just like humans, cows have what?
0:10:11 > 0:10:14BELL RINGS Yes, Ellie?
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Birthdays?
0:10:16 > 0:10:19# Happy birthday to moo... #
0:10:19 > 0:10:22BELL RINGS Radzi?
0:10:22 > 0:10:23Cows have calves.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25They do!
0:10:25 > 0:10:27Yeah, like that?
0:10:27 > 0:10:30I'm giving you a gold star for that.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32- Yes!- That's a great pun.
0:10:34 > 0:10:38I'm going to give you the answer. Just like humans, cows have accents.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41Ohhhh!
0:10:41 > 0:10:43Och, aye, the moo! Scottish cow.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Get out of it!
0:10:46 > 0:10:50Och, aye, the moo! Och, aye, the moo!
0:10:50 > 0:10:53That's the best joke you're going to 'ear.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55None of you got that, unfortunately.
0:10:55 > 0:10:59At the end of that round, the gold star goes to Eddie's team.
0:11:05 > 0:11:10- Yep, it's time for Pie The Supply. - 'Pie The Supply.'
0:11:10 > 0:11:13Here at Iain's School of Extreme Handsomeness,
0:11:13 > 0:11:17we're a teacher down, so our teams must pick a replacement.
0:11:17 > 0:11:21However, out of the four candidates, only one of them is a real teacher.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23They must identify them and then...
0:11:23 > 0:11:27- AUDIENCE:- Pie The Supply!
0:11:27 > 0:11:31It's how you choose teachers in the real world, honestly.
0:11:31 > 0:11:35So, let's send in the supply teachers!
0:11:35 > 0:11:38BOOING
0:11:42 > 0:11:46So, today, we need to plug a gap in our PE Department.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49So, I need to identify the correct PE teacher.
0:11:49 > 0:11:53You then get a pie like this, make your way over to the PE
0:11:53 > 0:11:57teachers like this. Hi guys, you all right?
0:11:57 > 0:12:00You look lovely. All you have to do is get the pie and...
0:12:01 > 0:12:03..right in the face.
0:12:07 > 0:12:12That's what we are going for. So, let's meet our PE teachers.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14Teacher number one is Mrs Webster.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16She's been a teacher for eight years
0:12:16 > 0:12:19and in her spare time, she does weightlifting.
0:12:19 > 0:12:23Teacher number two is Mr Cassie, he's been a teacher for five years.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25In the school fashion show,
0:12:25 > 0:12:28he had to wear ladies knee-length pop socks.
0:12:28 > 0:12:29LAUGHTER
0:12:29 > 0:12:33Yes, please. Teacher number three is Mr Gray.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35He's been a PE teacher for 12 years.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38In his spare time he does yoga. SILENCE
0:12:38 > 0:12:40They didn't like that as much.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43Teacher number four, Mr Begley, he's been a teacher for two years
0:12:43 > 0:12:47and in his spare time he runs ultra marathons.
0:12:47 > 0:12:50- AUDIENCE:- Oooh!
0:12:50 > 0:12:54OK, we'll go over to Angel's team first.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57Who looks like a PE teacher, who disnae?
0:12:57 > 0:12:58What are we thinking?
0:12:58 > 0:13:00I cannot remember names. I am awful at this.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03- Number one and number two... - They don't deserve names, Angel,
0:13:03 > 0:13:05they're teachers. Give them their numbers.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07One and two, you do look like PE teachers.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10- OK.- But I'm not too sure about the shoes on number one.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13- That's what I was thinking.- Ohhhh!
0:13:13 > 0:13:16- Because they are lovely shoes, but they are fashion-y.- Exactly.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19But they would rub if you went for a run.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21You would get blisters on the back of your shoes
0:13:21 > 0:13:24- like no-one's business.- Yes.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27Eddie, first impressions, what do you think, mate? Have a look.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30Stare them down, apart from number two who's massive.
0:13:30 > 0:13:33I would avoid eye contact with him.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35We've got number one, she looks a bit like a school nurse
0:13:35 > 0:13:38because school nurses wear flats, you see.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40Number two, PE teachers, most PE teachers,
0:13:40 > 0:13:43you get them really tall, hench PE teachers,
0:13:43 > 0:13:45but you don't get a lot of them.
0:13:45 > 0:13:50- He just looks too sporty. - You're too hench, mate!
0:13:50 > 0:13:53You're too hench, big man!
0:13:53 > 0:13:56You want a bit of this. Yeah? Yeah?
0:13:56 > 0:13:59That's PE teacher, right there. Hmmmm.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02I regret that.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Number three, although he's wearing the right
0:14:04 > 0:14:06uniform, he looks like he could tell students what to do,
0:14:06 > 0:14:09but they will probably listen to you because he has a beard.
0:14:09 > 0:14:13- Everybody knows to listen to the guy with the beard.- Everyone knows that.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15Always listen to the man with the beard.
0:14:15 > 0:14:19Number four, he's wearing a polo T-shirt with a collar on it.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21Most teachers don't wear polo T-shirt with collars
0:14:21 > 0:14:23because they're restrictive.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25Yes, silly head.
0:14:25 > 0:14:29Angel's team, have you got any questions?
0:14:29 > 0:14:32We would like you to tell us off one at a time.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34We are going to mix up the order.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37- We've been talking in class, number three.- Stop that now. Stop.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39LAUGHING
0:14:39 > 0:14:43- OK, oh, that finger. - That was very good.- Two.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45I've told you before, outside!
0:14:45 > 0:14:49- Oh, my goodness. - Terrifying.- You! Outside!
0:14:51 > 0:14:52- One.- Quiet!
0:14:52 > 0:14:55Oh, no. Definitely not. Four.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57Get out of my class now.
0:14:57 > 0:15:02- That's very good.- Go over to Eddie's team, let them ask questions.
0:15:02 > 0:15:06What questions have you got for our PE supply teachers?
0:15:06 > 0:15:08You might need to spread out a bit,
0:15:08 > 0:15:12can each one of you do a tuck jump with your legs up into the air.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15- Everyone else close their eyes. - OK.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17Good.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20- Mm-hm.- Good.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23- Great form.- Very good.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25OK, let's see what the audience thinks.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28Audience, don't forget, one of these is a supply teacher
0:15:28 > 0:15:30and they might get pied so give us
0:15:30 > 0:15:33a number from one to four who you think the supply teacher is.
0:15:33 > 0:15:34Ready, one, two, three,
0:15:34 > 0:15:36shout out who you think the supply teacher is...
0:15:36 > 0:15:38SHOUTING
0:15:41 > 0:15:44OK, calm down. This is a big moment in our lives.
0:15:44 > 0:15:47OK, guys it is time for Eddie to...
0:15:47 > 0:15:49Pie The Supply!
0:15:49 > 0:15:52Here we go. It's happening, guys.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54Oooooh!
0:15:57 > 0:16:00LAUGHTER
0:16:01 > 0:16:05Number three's beard is even more impressive now. Look at that.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07Looks like Santa Claus.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11Angel, please come over here. It's time for you to...
0:16:11 > 0:16:14Pie The Supply!
0:16:14 > 0:16:18OK, Angel, there you go. Who do you think is the real supply teacher?
0:16:18 > 0:16:21Ooooooh!
0:16:21 > 0:16:25- Menacing.- Probably all a bit too tall for me. Erm...
0:16:27 > 0:16:30LAUGHTER
0:16:31 > 0:16:34Double whammy!
0:16:34 > 0:16:37It's still on his face.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39Are you all right?
0:16:39 > 0:16:43If it's not number three now, I am so sorry, mate.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46OK, time to find out who the supply teacher is.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49Will the real supply teacher please step forward.
0:16:51 > 0:16:54GASPS AND CHEERS
0:16:58 > 0:17:01Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for our supply teacher.
0:17:03 > 0:17:07Tell you what, no-one gets a gold star.
0:17:13 > 0:17:16- What do you actually do, number three?- I'm a retired police officer.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18SHRIEKS
0:17:21 > 0:17:22I'm really sorry!
0:17:24 > 0:17:26CHEERING
0:17:26 > 0:17:32- It's time for Mime Craft. - 'Mime Craft!'
0:17:32 > 0:17:34And it is a craft.
0:17:34 > 0:17:39I can prove it by showing you my certificate of professional mime.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45I'll just fold it up now.
0:17:45 > 0:17:51RUSTLING NOISES
0:17:53 > 0:17:56I'm just such a purist.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59OK, so each team chooses one person to act out as many sporting
0:17:59 > 0:18:02activities as they can in 60 seconds.
0:18:02 > 0:18:07Their team-mates have to guess what sport it is they are doing.
0:18:07 > 0:18:12- Eddie, who do you want to be miming for your team?- Radzi.
0:18:12 > 0:18:17Yeah? OK. So, Radzi, please make your way to the mime area.
0:18:20 > 0:18:2360 seconds to get as many as possible, your time starts
0:18:23 > 0:18:25when Eddie turns over the first card.
0:18:25 > 0:18:28Eddie, take it away. KLAXON
0:18:29 > 0:18:30- Yoga.- Yes!
0:18:32 > 0:18:34Tennis.
0:18:34 > 0:18:35- Baseball.- Yes!
0:18:36 > 0:18:38- Hurdles.- Yes.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43- Ice skating.- No.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45- Erm...- Roller skating.- Yes.
0:18:47 > 0:18:50- Dancing.- Hula hoop.- Erm...
0:18:50 > 0:18:53Oh, erm...
0:18:53 > 0:18:54What are you doing?!
0:18:54 > 0:18:57Get your hand off your bottom!
0:18:57 > 0:19:00Horse riding.
0:19:03 > 0:19:07- Unicycle riding.- Ohhhh! Unicycle... Unicycle...
0:19:07 > 0:19:10Unicycle tennis.
0:19:10 > 0:19:13Unicycle Polo. Move on.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20- Bobsleighing.- Yes.
0:19:23 > 0:19:24- Badminton.- Yay!
0:19:24 > 0:19:26BELL RINGS
0:19:30 > 0:19:34OK, Angel, who are you getting to mime for your team?
0:19:34 > 0:19:36I think I'm going to go for Ricky.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39Ricky, please make your way to the miming area.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46- OK, Ricky, 60 seconds starts... - 'School disco!'
0:19:46 > 0:19:47School disco!
0:19:47 > 0:19:52# I got bills I gotta pay
0:19:52 > 0:19:55# So I can work, work, work every day
0:19:55 > 0:19:59# I got mouths I gotta feed
0:19:59 > 0:20:03# So I'm gonna make sure everybody eats
0:20:03 > 0:20:05# I got... #
0:20:05 > 0:20:06SONG STOPS ABRUPTLY
0:20:08 > 0:20:10So, Ricky, you've got 60 seconds.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13Your time starts as soon as Angel puts up the first card.
0:20:13 > 0:20:17Angel, take it away. KLAXON
0:20:18 > 0:20:20- Tennis.- Badminton. Shot put.- No.- Javelin.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22Yes.
0:20:24 > 0:20:28- Yoga. Ballerina.- Karate. Dancing. - Karate?!
0:20:30 > 0:20:33- Dancing ballet.- Yes!
0:20:34 > 0:20:36- Wrestling!- Yes.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41- Eating. Swimming.- Scuba diving.
0:20:43 > 0:20:46You can pass. BUZZER
0:20:46 > 0:20:50- Swimming.- Underwater... Tennis.- No.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52- Hockey.- Yes!
0:20:53 > 0:20:55- Skipping.- Yes!
0:20:56 > 0:20:59- Skateboarding.- Yes.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03- Backswimming.- Backswimming?! Backstroke.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09- Bowls.- Bowling. - What type?
0:21:09 > 0:21:11Lawn bowls.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13Ten bowls.
0:21:13 > 0:21:16- Ten-bowl pinning.- Tenpin bowling. - Yes!
0:21:16 > 0:21:19- Come on! - BELL RINGS
0:21:19 > 0:21:22What was that? What type of bowling did you go for, Ellie?
0:21:22 > 0:21:25I think I said ten-bowl pinning.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28After this we'll go ten-bowl pinning.
0:21:29 > 0:21:32OK, guys, I can reveal that, at the end of that round,
0:21:32 > 0:21:36the team with the most correct answers was...
0:21:36 > 0:21:39Angel's team!
0:21:45 > 0:21:51- English now, it's time for body language.- 'Body Language.'- Yes!
0:21:51 > 0:21:53The game you can play at home.
0:21:53 > 0:21:57I'll be asking questions that all have three-letter answers.
0:21:57 > 0:22:01Each team has 60 seconds to spell out as many words as they can.
0:22:01 > 0:22:05It's barmy, it's bendy, and in a small room, it gets very friendly.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08So... I like that very much.
0:22:08 > 0:22:12Angel's team, you're up first, so please get ready to spell the beans!
0:22:15 > 0:22:17CHEERING
0:22:22 > 0:22:26OK, guys, how are you feeling, Angel? Do you like to be in lights?
0:22:26 > 0:22:29- Yes.- Ellie, I can imagine this is what your house is like.
0:22:29 > 0:22:32- Everywhere.- Every door is this. Ricky?
0:22:32 > 0:22:35- I feel like I have been put in the box.- OK.
0:22:35 > 0:22:38I'm going to ask you some questions, your time starts
0:22:38 > 0:22:40when I asked the first one.
0:22:40 > 0:22:44If you're sent to detention you've probably been pretty...
0:22:44 > 0:22:46- Bad.- Bad.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48How do I do a D?
0:22:50 > 0:22:52I'll give you that.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54You might have this for dinner. Corn on the...
0:22:54 > 0:22:56- Cob.- Cob. Ohhhh.
0:22:59 > 0:23:00Yes!
0:23:00 > 0:23:02The pointy bit of a shark's back...
0:23:02 > 0:23:04Fin!
0:23:04 > 0:23:08Yes. Don't trump, Ricky, whatever you do.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10Correct. This product gives you spiky hair...
0:23:10 > 0:23:12- Gel.- Yes.- How do you do a G?
0:23:12 > 0:23:14Watch Ellie do a G.
0:23:14 > 0:23:17Come on, hurry up!
0:23:17 > 0:23:18I don't know what a G looks like.
0:23:18 > 0:23:21Looks like Angel is going to kick Ricky in the head. Do a G!
0:23:21 > 0:23:26- I don't know how.- You're wasting time.- That's the kicky-up bit.
0:23:26 > 0:23:27I'll give you that.
0:23:27 > 0:23:31If I was a magician where would I pull a rabbit from?
0:23:31 > 0:23:33Hat.
0:23:33 > 0:23:34Correct.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36Time is up.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38Well done, guys.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40Take a sit down.
0:23:40 > 0:23:44Eddie's team, please make your way down the front, please.
0:23:44 > 0:23:45CHEERING
0:23:49 > 0:23:52- Eddie, you ready?- Yes. Amazing rhyming by the way.
0:23:52 > 0:23:55I didn't even mean it, Eddie, you ready?
0:23:55 > 0:23:57If you ever go on one leg, make sure you keep steady.
0:23:57 > 0:24:01At night, do you sleep with any cuddly toys or anything or...?
0:24:01 > 0:24:03- A teddy!- Ohhhh!
0:24:03 > 0:24:05Bonus star to Eddie.
0:24:05 > 0:24:09- Well done. Radzi, are you all right? - I am very well.
0:24:09 > 0:24:11- Ever done body shapes on Blue Peter?- Never before, there is
0:24:11 > 0:24:14- a first time for everything. - Yeah. And, Suze?- Yeah, good?
0:24:14 > 0:24:16- Feeling great?- I'm excited.
0:24:16 > 0:24:18Your time starts when I ask the first question.
0:24:18 > 0:24:21First question is Tyrannosaurus's second name?
0:24:21 > 0:24:23- Rex.- Yes.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25- Do the shape!- Oh, yeah!
0:24:26 > 0:24:29Like a carpet but smaller.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31- Rug.- Rug.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33That's the G.
0:24:33 > 0:24:36The centre of this star can reach temperatures
0:24:36 > 0:24:38of 15 million degrees Centigrade.
0:24:38 > 0:24:40Sun.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42Oh, yeah!
0:24:46 > 0:24:49Radzi looks like a scared little boy.
0:24:49 > 0:24:52If I had two dogs, three elephants and a giraffe
0:24:52 > 0:24:55and 14 zebras, how many dogs would I have?
0:24:55 > 0:24:57Two!
0:24:57 > 0:24:59- How many?- It's a zoo!
0:24:59 > 0:25:02If I had two dogs, three elephants a giraffe and 14 zebras,
0:25:02 > 0:25:04how many dogs would I have?
0:25:04 > 0:25:05Zero.
0:25:05 > 0:25:09- If I had two dogs, how many dogs would I have?- Two!
0:25:09 > 0:25:10Yes.
0:25:10 > 0:25:15- What's that?- It's W. - This is the middle of a W.
0:25:15 > 0:25:19All right. Made by bees and by ears.
0:25:19 > 0:25:21Wax.
0:25:21 > 0:25:24Hurry up. If you're... Oh! BELL RINGS
0:25:27 > 0:25:29That last one was really cruel.
0:25:29 > 0:25:33I know, if I had two dogs, how many dogs would I have? Two!
0:25:33 > 0:25:38Right, apart from that, well done. Make your way back to the desks.
0:25:38 > 0:25:41CHEERING
0:25:44 > 0:25:46After that closely fought battle,
0:25:46 > 0:25:50I can reveal you both scored the same so you both get a gold star.
0:25:56 > 0:25:58And that's it for the show,
0:25:58 > 0:26:01all that is left for me to do is tot up the scores.
0:26:01 > 0:26:06PHONE RINGS Just a second. Hi, Mum? Yeah.
0:26:06 > 0:26:08Have you been keeping the scores?
0:26:08 > 0:26:10PHONE BURBLES Yeah, oh, good.
0:26:10 > 0:26:13I've not been paying any attention. OK, thanks, Mum.
0:26:13 > 0:26:16Yeah, mm-hm. Yeah, mm-hm. PHONE BURBLES
0:26:16 > 0:26:18OK, you're boring me now.
0:26:18 > 0:26:22OK, let's have a look and bring down the stars.
0:26:24 > 0:26:26AUDIENCE: Oooooooh!
0:26:26 > 0:26:28And the winners are...
0:26:29 > 0:26:31Eddie's team!
0:26:31 > 0:26:34CHEERING
0:26:36 > 0:26:38Well done, Eddie's team!
0:26:38 > 0:26:42As for Angel's team, you lot are in the doghouse and you're going
0:26:42 > 0:26:46to have the dog eat your homework and it's detention with Mr Smash.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48Off you go.
0:26:48 > 0:26:50Time to take the walk of shame.
0:26:50 > 0:26:51MUSIC PLAYS
0:26:51 > 0:26:54Losers!
0:26:54 > 0:26:57Losers!
0:26:57 > 0:26:59Losers!
0:26:59 > 0:27:01Losers!
0:27:01 > 0:27:02That's all for now.
0:27:02 > 0:27:05As always, we didn't learn much, but it was fun trying.
0:27:05 > 0:27:10See you next time on.... The Dog Ate My Homework!
0:27:10 > 0:27:14# Sees ya! #
0:27:14 > 0:27:15APPLAUSE