0:00:09 > 0:00:11BELL RINGS
0:00:50 > 0:00:53Helloooooo!
0:00:53 > 0:00:55Yeah!
0:00:55 > 0:00:58Yes! Hello, I'm Iain Stirling
0:00:58 > 0:01:01and welcome to The Dog Ate My Homework, where we're limbering up
0:01:01 > 0:01:03because it's a sports day special!
0:01:05 > 0:01:08And to show you how good we are at sports,
0:01:08 > 0:01:09we're going to have a few shots.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Lads, put that down, get your racket out.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Come on, mate. Here we go.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Ready? Three, two, one.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19Good shot. I just took a lady's eye out.
0:01:21 > 0:01:23Guys, can I have my ball back?
0:01:23 > 0:01:25IAIN SCREAMS
0:01:25 > 0:01:28Actually... Actu...
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Ow! Ow!
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Stop it, stop it!
0:01:33 > 0:01:35Right, let's take the register.
0:01:41 > 0:01:45OK, on my right, a girl whose favourite sport is squash,
0:01:45 > 0:01:48which is why we gave her a really small dressing room.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51- It's Kitty, everybody. - Here, sir.
0:01:51 > 0:01:56And on Kitty's team, a comedian who says, "In sport there's no prize for
0:01:56 > 0:02:00"coming second," and on this show there's no prize for coming first.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02It's my pal Tom Craine.
0:02:02 > 0:02:03Here, sir.
0:02:05 > 0:02:09Also on Kitty's team, a presenter who has travelled the world trying
0:02:09 > 0:02:11all sorts of sports, which is why
0:02:11 > 0:02:13he knows the word loser in 58 languages.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15It's All Over The Place's Ed Petrie.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18Here, sir.
0:02:18 > 0:02:22And to my left, there is a girl who's obsessed with not being able
0:02:22 > 0:02:24to do the high jump, but now she's over it.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26It's Olive.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Here, sir.
0:02:28 > 0:02:32And on Olive's team is a wildlife presenter who once organised
0:02:32 > 0:02:35a sports day for animals where a centipede teamed up with an octopus
0:02:35 > 0:02:39to run a three-legged race. It was absolute pandemonium.
0:02:39 > 0:02:40It's Naomi Wilkinson.
0:02:40 > 0:02:41Here, sir.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46And finally, on Olive's team, there's an actor and top triathlete,
0:02:46 > 0:02:48in that he tries to be an athlete, but he is absolutely rubbish at it.
0:02:48 > 0:02:52From Class Dismissed, it's Richard David-Caine.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55- Here, sir.- Can we please have a round of applause
0:02:55 > 0:02:57for both of today's teams?
0:02:57 > 0:03:00APPLAUSE
0:03:02 > 0:03:03So, how does it all work?
0:03:03 > 0:03:05Well, let me tell you.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08It's a bit like the Olympics, only I get slightly more sweaty.
0:03:08 > 0:03:12But who needs gold medals when you have these golden stars?
0:03:12 > 0:03:15AUDIENCE: Ooh!
0:03:15 > 0:03:19I'll award bonus stars for sporting prowess.
0:03:19 > 0:03:20For example...
0:03:20 > 0:03:23(Come, come in, come to me.)
0:03:24 > 0:03:28WHACK! WHACK! WHACK!
0:03:28 > 0:03:31Thank you. Thank you.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33I'm a real talent, but be warned,
0:03:33 > 0:03:35if you're less of a champ and more of a chump,
0:03:35 > 0:03:38I can shoo those golden stars away.
0:03:38 > 0:03:39AUDIENCE: Aww!
0:03:39 > 0:03:41Hey!
0:03:41 > 0:03:44It might be sports day, but it's still Iain's school, so it's...
0:03:44 > 0:03:46AUDIENCE: Iain's rules!
0:03:46 > 0:03:49The team with the most stars at the end of the show are the winners,
0:03:49 > 0:03:52while the losers face detention with a man so strong he uses a javelin
0:03:52 > 0:03:55as a toothpick - it's Mr Smash.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57HE ROARS
0:04:00 > 0:04:02Huh?!
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Ha! Ha-ha-ha!
0:04:04 > 0:04:06MR SMASH CHUCKLES
0:04:08 > 0:04:10HE LAUGHS
0:04:13 > 0:04:15GYM BALL DEFLATES
0:04:21 > 0:04:23Let's get on with the show.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Time now for Stick To The Point.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Stick To The Point.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34A quickfire round for quickfire people who'll quickly answer
0:04:34 > 0:04:37quickly asked questions. Are you guys quickfire people?
0:04:37 > 0:04:40- Yeah.- Not quick enough. OK. I'll ask them questions.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43If our teams are too slow, repeat an answer or just talk rubbish,
0:04:43 > 0:04:45then I'll put them in the shush position.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48Can I see your shush positions, please?
0:04:48 > 0:04:49Lovely stuff.
0:04:49 > 0:04:53But first, I need my stick of pointiness.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56MUSIC: Chariots Of Fire theme
0:05:12 > 0:05:14OK, last team speaking wins.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16You know the rules. Your first question is,
0:05:16 > 0:05:21things that might get you into trouble during sports day, Richard?
0:05:21 > 0:05:26- Not doing sports day.- Unless you've got a letter from your parents.
0:05:26 > 0:05:30- Ed?- Eating all the eggs in the egg and spoon race.
0:05:30 > 0:05:34- Naomi?- Gluing your egg to your spoon for the egg and spoon race.
0:05:34 > 0:05:35Do you still do egg and spoon?
0:05:35 > 0:05:37AUDIENCE: Yes.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Some kids are like, "What?!"
0:05:39 > 0:05:43- Tom?- Catching a taxi during the cross-country run.
0:05:43 > 0:05:44LAUGHTER
0:05:44 > 0:05:47He's earning, he's earning.
0:05:47 > 0:05:52- Naomi?- Fixing the beanbag into your ponytail bobble, so it doesn't fall
0:05:52 > 0:05:55- off when you're supposed to balance it on your head.- Naomi is a schemer.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57Don't be fooled by her demeanour.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59She will do anything to win.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02Kitty, watch your back, that's all I'm saying.
0:06:02 > 0:06:03Wilkinson's on you.
0:06:03 > 0:06:08- OK, Richard. - Being a distracting person in the...
0:06:08 > 0:06:12- Oh, don't matter. - BUZZER
0:06:12 > 0:06:16- Tom.- Getting a piggyback from Usain Bolt.
0:06:16 > 0:06:17He's quick, is that lad.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19- Olive.- Cheating.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Yes! That's the simple answer.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23- Kitty.- Tripping someone up when they're running.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25Yes. Naomi.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Tying your sports teacher's shoelaces together.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30You have thought this through in such detail.
0:06:30 > 0:06:34- Kitty.- Er...- Shush position.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37- Tom.- Wearing flippers in the swimming.
0:06:37 > 0:06:38Yeah! Ed Petrie.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41Putting springs on the bottom of your shoes in the high jump.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Yes. Naomi.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46- Having a jet pack in the sprint.- Oh!
0:06:46 > 0:06:48- Ed.- Saying to all the other kids,
0:06:48 > 0:06:52"School's closed today," and then winning all the races yourself.
0:06:52 > 0:06:56- Naomi.- Erm...- Shush position.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59Olive. Olive, you are carrying this team. Here we go, Ed.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02- Erm...- Shush position.
0:07:02 > 0:07:03It's Olive versus Tom.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06Who's going to win? Let's find out. Olive.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09Loads of gum on someone else's shoes so they can, like, walk like this.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Oh, yeah.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Tom.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15- I'm beaten.- Shush position.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17Gold star to Olive's team.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26Finally, things you would do in PE.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28- Ed?- Not get picked for teams.
0:07:28 > 0:07:29Aww!
0:07:29 > 0:07:32To be honest with you, he is terrible at all sports.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34- Naomi.- A cartwheel.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36A cartwheel. Olive.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Hiding in the loos so you don't have to do PE.
0:07:38 > 0:07:39Yeah, good one. Kitty.
0:07:39 > 0:07:44- Jumping up and down. - Bit of a boring PE class.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47"Can we stop yet?"
0:07:47 > 0:07:49"No, you need to get an A in jumping up and down."
0:07:49 > 0:07:52- Richard. - Getting picked last every time.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55- I think, did you say that? - Yeah, pretty much.- We've had that.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58Oh, so it's more painful than that, as well.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01I know, you actually said it last.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05Shush position, Richard. I'm so sorry.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07- Kitty.- Running.
0:08:07 > 0:08:08Yes. Olive.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11When you, like, get a ball and then you chuck it at them.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13- Dodge ball? - Yeah, that's the one I meant.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16Or you just walk into a class, everyone's doing, like, gymnastics.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20- Kitty.- Erm...cartwheel.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23- Shush position.- That's my fault!
0:08:23 > 0:08:26- Olive.- Any gymnastics.- Yes.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29- Tom.- I've forgotten the question, was it should or shouldn't do?
0:08:29 > 0:08:32That's a good point, so have I.
0:08:33 > 0:08:34- Things you would do.- But anyway...
0:08:34 > 0:08:36- That is hesitation, shush position. - Oh!
0:08:38 > 0:08:39Just Petrie left.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41- Olive.- Eating chocolate.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43You wouldn't do that in PE.
0:08:43 > 0:08:44- I would.- You would.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47I'm going to put you in the shush position, Olive.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50It's Ed Petrie versus Naomi Wilkinson.
0:08:50 > 0:08:51Who will come out triumphant?
0:08:51 > 0:08:52I'm guessing Wilkinson.
0:08:52 > 0:08:56Like I said before, she'll do anything to succeed.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59- Ed Petrie.- Er... Erm...
0:08:59 > 0:09:01Shush position, please.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03Gold star goes to Olive's team.
0:09:03 > 0:09:04BELL RINGS
0:09:07 > 0:09:10At the end of that round, the gold stars go to...
0:09:10 > 0:09:11Olive's team.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21This should be an Olympic event.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23It is time for Mime Craft.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25Mime Craft.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27The rules are simpler than Mr Smash.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30One member of each team has to act out an activity for their other
0:09:30 > 0:09:33team-mates to guess, activities which will appear
0:09:33 > 0:09:34on the flippy thing.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37The flippy thing.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40Yes. I was going to say we'll do the whole thing on roller blades,
0:09:40 > 0:09:43but Mr Smash tried it earlier and it didn't go well.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51And, today's teams, all the activities are like me,
0:09:51 > 0:09:53very sporty in their nature.
0:09:53 > 0:09:57So, Kitty, who do you want to take on their miming?
0:09:57 > 0:09:59I think I'm going to go with Tom.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02OK, Tom Craine, please make your way to the mime spot.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04The mime spot.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08- You ready, Tom? - I am.- You feeling confident?
0:10:08 > 0:10:09- Not at all.- Good.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12Kitty, your time starts when you flip over your first one
0:10:12 > 0:10:14on your flippy thing. Here we go.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17- Boxing.- Boxing.- Yes.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21- Cycling.- No, more...
0:10:21 > 0:10:23- Mountain biking.- Yes!
0:10:25 > 0:10:28- Diving.- Yes.- Diving. - That was brilliant!
0:10:28 > 0:10:32- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.- Yeah.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35Hurdles.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37- No!- Riding.
0:10:37 > 0:10:38- Horse riding.- No!- Gymnastics.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Come on, it's got horse in it.
0:10:40 > 0:10:44- Dressage.- No! Dressage?!
0:10:44 > 0:10:46- Horse racing. Racing.- Skip it.
0:10:46 > 0:10:47Skip it.
0:10:51 > 0:10:52Speed walking?
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Yes, race walking, I'll give you that.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59- Fanning.- Fanning?!
0:11:00 > 0:11:02- Flipping pancakes.- No!
0:11:02 > 0:11:05It's a sport! More dancing sort of thing.
0:11:05 > 0:11:06You spin it round...
0:11:08 > 0:11:10Pass, pass, pass.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15- Next one.- Next one, next one.
0:11:17 > 0:11:18- Arm wrestling.- Yes!
0:11:21 > 0:11:23- Naomi would be good at this. - Egg and spoon!
0:11:23 > 0:11:24- Egg and spoon race!- Yes!
0:11:28 > 0:11:31- Come on. That's easy! - Wheelbarrow race.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33BELL RINGS Oh, time up.
0:11:36 > 0:11:41Bonus gold star for Tom Craine, that was brilliant!
0:11:41 > 0:11:44I have never seen someone get more into that than you just did.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46It's the only exercise I've done this year.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49Olive's team, you're up next.
0:11:49 > 0:11:53Who do you think can rival Tom on the miming front?
0:11:53 > 0:11:55- Richard.- Richard.- Yes.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57Time to make your way to the mime spot.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59The mime spot.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04Olive, your time starts when you flip over your first one
0:12:04 > 0:12:06on your flippy thing. Here we go.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10- Karate.- Yes!
0:12:13 > 0:12:14Cycling. Speed cycling.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17- Velodrome.- Yeah, I'll give you that. It's track cycling,
0:12:17 > 0:12:19I'll give you that. Wait, wait, wait.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22- Dodge ball.- Yes!
0:12:24 > 0:12:27He's not playing it well.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31- Relay?- No.
0:12:31 > 0:12:32- Sumo.- Going to the toilet.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38You don't throw the ball backwards, you throw the ball forwards.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40- Rugby.- Yeah, rugby.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43Look at... Naomi was like, "Rugby?"
0:12:43 > 0:12:46Next, next, next.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48- Cricket.- Golf.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51- Cricket. Golf. - You're playing the sports weird.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53- Netball, basketball. - No. What is this?
0:12:53 > 0:12:56- Handball.- Handball, yes.
0:12:56 > 0:12:57Oh, right!
0:12:59 > 0:13:01Diving... Synchronised swimming.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04- No, it's another type, it's the other one.- Oh, yeah.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09- Diving. - Yes, synchronised diving, yeah.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11You've got to do it, you've got to do it, try.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14- What's the ring? - BELL RINGS
0:13:17 > 0:13:19What was that?
0:13:19 > 0:13:23OK, and at the end of that round, the team with the most right answers
0:13:23 > 0:13:25and getting themselves a gold star is...
0:13:25 > 0:13:26Olive's team.
0:13:34 > 0:13:39Time to limber up your pie-throwing arms, it's now Pie The Supply.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41Pie The Supply.
0:13:41 > 0:13:46And for today's show, we've found four people all claiming to be real
0:13:46 > 0:13:50PE teachers. Obviously - this is a sports day special.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52But only one teacher is telling the truth,
0:13:52 > 0:13:57so our teams have to identify and then pie the supply.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00Teacher number one is Ms Ellis.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03Teacher number two, Mr Adams.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06Teacher number three, Mrs Robertson.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09And teacher number four, Mr Mame.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12And then teacher number f... Mr Smash.
0:14:12 > 0:14:14What are you doing here, mate?
0:14:14 > 0:14:17Do you know what? I'm going to teach you a lesson.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20MR SMASH YELLS
0:14:21 > 0:14:23APPLAUSE
0:14:26 > 0:14:29Mr Smash, did we do that in rehearsals?
0:14:29 > 0:14:31NO!
0:14:31 > 0:14:33OK, guys.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35Kitty's team, you're up first.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37School disco.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39School disco!
0:14:39 > 0:14:42MUSIC: Titanium by David Guetta feat Sia
0:14:58 > 0:15:01Kitty... Look at Tom Craine!
0:15:01 > 0:15:04- You're covered in it!- I hit Mr Smash with an inflatable guitar and then
0:15:04 > 0:15:07he did this to me. This is what happened, it's, er... Yeah.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09We have not got another T-shirt.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12Kitty, first impressions?
0:15:12 > 0:15:16Four teachers there, one is a PE teacher.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18From the look of them, they're all beautiful people,
0:15:18 > 0:15:20but who do you think is the PE teacher?
0:15:20 > 0:15:23I think it's either one or two.
0:15:23 > 0:15:28- Why?- They look very sporty and ready to go.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31Ready to... At any minute they could take off.
0:15:32 > 0:15:35Olive, you're still at school, aren't you?
0:15:35 > 0:15:36- Yes.- Well done.
0:15:36 > 0:15:37You do PE, don't you?
0:15:37 > 0:15:39- Yes.- Well, you're an expert.
0:15:39 > 0:15:41Which one of them do you think is a PE teacher?
0:15:41 > 0:15:44I think it's either one, two, three or four.
0:15:46 > 0:15:48Olive, you are like a young Sherlock Holmes.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Pie them all!
0:15:52 > 0:15:54I thought it might be number two,
0:15:54 > 0:15:56but now he looks too nice to be a PE teacher.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58He's smiling, isn't he?
0:15:58 > 0:16:01Whereas number one's still got that cold look about her.
0:16:01 > 0:16:02Shall we find something out? Number two,
0:16:02 > 0:16:05let's say I'm lagging in a cross-country run and you want to
0:16:05 > 0:16:07kind of motivate me to run faster.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09Yell at me, make me feel I can do it. Go on.
0:16:09 > 0:16:12You need to do...more work there.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14- You're not the fastest... - LAUGHTER
0:16:14 > 0:16:16Look how kind!
0:16:16 > 0:16:19- He's so sweet!- Not to be rude, but have you ever spoken before?
0:16:20 > 0:16:23He couldn't get angry. He's like, "I'm going to just...
0:16:23 > 0:16:25"I just think everyone wins.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27"Just... Tom, I know you're behind,
0:16:27 > 0:16:29"but as long as you're enjoying yourself, that's the main thing."
0:16:29 > 0:16:31"It's the taking part that counts."
0:16:31 > 0:16:33Right, we're going to tell Tom he's behind in the race,
0:16:33 > 0:16:36- we'll speed him up. Number four. - Come on, I want you to go, come on!
0:16:36 > 0:16:38Come on! Let's go!
0:16:38 > 0:16:41Faster! Faster! I want more right now!
0:16:41 > 0:16:45Come on! Now! I want more, more, more, more!
0:16:48 > 0:16:50Number one, speed Tom up.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53Right, you can this. Come on, put your oar in it!
0:16:53 > 0:16:56Your oar in it?!
0:16:56 > 0:16:58And finally, number three.
0:16:58 > 0:16:59Come on! Chop, chop, chop, chop!
0:16:59 > 0:17:02- I've got snails run faster than you. Come on, chop chop!- Oh!
0:17:02 > 0:17:04AUDIENCE GROANS
0:17:04 > 0:17:06- She went a bit ad-libbed.- Very good.
0:17:06 > 0:17:07Right, Olive's team.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10- Yes, Olive? - PE teachers tend to have, like,
0:17:10 > 0:17:13have done some kind of big thing, like a marathon.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15- Yeah.- Oh, yeah.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17What achievements have you made?
0:17:17 > 0:17:19Oh, wow, it's become like a job interview.
0:17:19 > 0:17:20OK.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23Big sporting achievements, number three.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25I have climbed Mount Fuji in Japan.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27Wow. Impressive.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29- Number one?- Goat Fell.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31- Sorry?- Goat Fell?
0:17:31 > 0:17:33- Coat Vell?- Goat Fell, it's in Arran.
0:17:33 > 0:17:36- Goat Fell!- Goat Fell. She went up Mount Fuji, mate.
0:17:36 > 0:17:37Come on!
0:17:38 > 0:17:41- OK, number two? - I ran the London Marathon last year.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43What time did you do?
0:17:43 > 0:17:45Four hours 25?
0:17:45 > 0:17:47He's lying!
0:17:47 > 0:17:50"OK, two hours off the time."
0:17:50 > 0:17:51And finally, number four.
0:17:51 > 0:17:55I've done 100 metres, 200 metres and 400 metres.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58Wow.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00"I mean, I walked them all, but..."
0:18:01 > 0:18:03"..I've done them." Right, audience,
0:18:03 > 0:18:06it's now your turn to let us know what you think.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08One, two, three or four? Make your voices heard.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11Guys, who do you think is the real PE teacher? Vote now!
0:18:11 > 0:18:13ALL SHOUT
0:18:13 > 0:18:15- What do you think? - What are they all saying?
0:18:15 > 0:18:17A lot of two and three.
0:18:17 > 0:18:23OK, lots of ones, lots of twos, lots of threes, not so many fours.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27Your story of the 100 metres has impressed nobody.
0:18:29 > 0:18:34But, Kitty, who do you think totally lied and who's about to get pied?
0:18:34 > 0:18:37Kitty, it's time to pie the supply!
0:18:37 > 0:18:39Pie the supply.
0:18:39 > 0:18:42Off you go, Kitty, let's do this.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45There you go. Come on, Kitty. Pie one of them.
0:18:52 > 0:18:57Olive, who do think it is? It's now your turn to pie the supply!
0:18:57 > 0:18:59Pie the supply.
0:18:59 > 0:19:03Oh, wow, it's a big one. OK, Olive.
0:19:03 > 0:19:07- I mean, that is needlessly big, that pie, isn't it?- It's quite big.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19Yeah, I bet you all wish you'd said the 100 metres now.
0:19:20 > 0:19:21That was massive. That was, like,
0:19:21 > 0:19:24bigger than that weird mountain you tried to describe.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26It's like Goat Fell all over again.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28Right, let's... Please be one or two.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31Would the real PE teacher please step forward?
0:19:37 > 0:19:40Which means, at the end of that round, the gold star goes
0:19:40 > 0:19:41- to Olive's team!- Yeah!
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Time now for Globe Hoppers.
0:19:52 > 0:19:53Globe Hoppers!
0:19:53 > 0:19:55Ed, you're a bit of a globe hopper...
0:19:55 > 0:19:58- I am.- ..on All Over The Place. How many countries have you visited?
0:19:58 > 0:20:00Oh, in the 40s, probably.
0:20:00 > 0:20:0340s? How many have you travelled to via space hopper?
0:20:03 > 0:20:06- Absolutely none of them. - Well, I win, then!
0:20:08 > 0:20:09CRASH!
0:20:09 > 0:20:11OK, what's going to happen is,
0:20:11 > 0:20:13I'll call out clues to different countries around the world.
0:20:13 > 0:20:16All the teams have to do is grab the right names of the country
0:20:16 > 0:20:18and bring it back to me,
0:20:18 > 0:20:21all on said space hoppers.
0:20:21 > 0:20:25Kitty, who from your team do you want to do some hopping about?
0:20:25 > 0:20:26I think it's going to be Ed.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29Ed Petrie, OK.
0:20:29 > 0:20:30- Olive...- Well...
0:20:30 > 0:20:32Do you want Richard or do you want Naomi to bounce around?
0:20:32 > 0:20:35Well, due to the competitiveness of the two,
0:20:35 > 0:20:36I'm going to get Naomi.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38Oh! They present together.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41They are now mortal enemies!
0:20:41 > 0:20:45Ed and Naomi, let's go Globe Hopping!
0:20:50 > 0:20:53OK, guys, are you both ready to get hopping?
0:20:53 > 0:20:55- Yeah!- Yeah! - This is a geography round.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57Time starts when I ask the first question.
0:20:57 > 0:20:58Here we go. Are you ready?
0:20:58 > 0:21:03- Yeah.- Yes.- What country is decorated Olympian Michael Phelps from?
0:21:03 > 0:21:07- Where is Michael Phelps from? - America!- America!
0:21:07 > 0:21:11Get back. You've got to get back. It is the USA!
0:21:12 > 0:21:15The Nou Camp football stadium can be found in which country?
0:21:15 > 0:21:16The Nou Camp, where?
0:21:16 > 0:21:18The Nou Camp?
0:21:18 > 0:21:19The Nou Camp.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21Football stadium. There we go.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24Get back, get back, get back, get back...
0:21:24 > 0:21:26Spain's correct!
0:21:26 > 0:21:30OK, what country does England play in the cricketing series The Ashes?
0:21:30 > 0:21:32Go!
0:21:32 > 0:21:35Oh, Ed! Ed, you're brutal!
0:21:35 > 0:21:39Oh, it's going high. It's going to break something.
0:21:43 > 0:21:46Oh, you got it! Australia!
0:21:46 > 0:21:48Come on, Naomi!
0:21:48 > 0:21:50Sprinter Usain Bolt represents what country?
0:21:53 > 0:21:55You're brutal, Ed.
0:21:57 > 0:22:00- Ed!- Get it back here.- Yeah!
0:22:02 > 0:22:03Come on, Naomi.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06Jamaica's correct.
0:22:06 > 0:22:10What country is due to host the 2020 Olympic Games?
0:22:10 > 0:22:11Oh!
0:22:14 > 0:22:17Yes! Naomi!
0:22:18 > 0:22:22Oh, she's down! Hurry up!
0:22:22 > 0:22:25- Tired!- Japan!
0:22:28 > 0:22:32- Is this the end?- Not yet.
0:22:32 > 0:22:36The Bird's Nest sports stadium can be found in which country?
0:22:38 > 0:22:41Go, go, go! Keep going!
0:22:41 > 0:22:46- What is it?- Oh!- Yes, yes! - Where is it?
0:22:46 > 0:22:48Is it on the floor?
0:22:54 > 0:22:56China's correct!
0:22:56 > 0:22:58BELL RINGS
0:22:58 > 0:23:00OK, I can tell you that at the end of that round,
0:23:00 > 0:23:03the gold star goes to...
0:23:03 > 0:23:05Kitty's team!
0:23:12 > 0:23:17After so many rounds of sporting excellence, our teams now have
0:23:17 > 0:23:19one final chance to go for gold.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21It's the School Run.
0:23:21 > 0:23:24The School Run!
0:23:24 > 0:23:26This is a relay race involving all you guys.
0:23:26 > 0:23:29OK? First team to drop all their kids off at school wins.
0:23:29 > 0:23:32So, teams, if you'd like to join me at the start line,
0:23:32 > 0:23:35let's get ready to run!
0:23:35 > 0:23:36Come on.
0:23:40 > 0:23:44OK, guys, remember, the first team to drop all their children,
0:23:44 > 0:23:46like these little guys...
0:23:48 > 0:23:51..off at school and cross the finish line are the winners.
0:23:51 > 0:23:52Richard, are you ready?
0:23:52 > 0:23:54- Yes.- Tom Craine, are you ready?
0:23:54 > 0:23:56- You best believe.- OK.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58Start on school. Ready? Get your kids to school.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01Three, two, one, go!
0:24:01 > 0:24:06Go, go, go, go!
0:24:06 > 0:24:07Here we go, here we go.
0:24:07 > 0:24:10It's the first day. I imagine you're nervous.
0:24:19 > 0:24:21Get in, get in, get in.
0:24:22 > 0:24:26Oh, he didn't get it in straight away.
0:24:26 > 0:24:27Tom's taking him. Tom's taking him.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31Oh, they've crashed.
0:24:40 > 0:24:43Here he comes, here he comes, here he comes. Go, go, go.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46Stop, stop, stop. Olive, get going...
0:24:46 > 0:24:49Stop, stop. Come on.
0:24:49 > 0:24:51Go, go, go, go, go.
0:24:57 > 0:25:00Oh, she's looking fastest. Looking fastest.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20Right. Oh!
0:25:22 > 0:25:25- Right, go on, Naomi, go on. - Go, go, go!
0:25:26 > 0:25:29Go, go, go, go, go. Go, Ed. Ed, go. Ed, go.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31Go, go, go, go.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36He's going to spin.
0:25:36 > 0:25:37I'm going to smash!
0:25:37 > 0:25:40Whoa! On two wheels.
0:25:41 > 0:25:44It's so close!
0:25:49 > 0:25:52It's quite close. It's quite close. It's neck and neck!
0:25:52 > 0:25:54It's neck and neck! It's neck and neck!
0:25:54 > 0:25:58It's neck and neck! It's neck and neck!
0:25:59 > 0:26:01Who's out first?
0:26:06 > 0:26:08Which means, at the end of the round,
0:26:08 > 0:26:10the gold star goes to Olive's team!
0:26:18 > 0:26:22And so, we stumble over the finish line of our first sports day,
0:26:22 > 0:26:26but before we reach for the deodorant, let's add up the scores.
0:26:37 > 0:26:40And the winners are...
0:26:40 > 0:26:42Olive's team!
0:26:44 > 0:26:46Congratulations to you lot.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48You will go down in sporting history, kind of.
0:26:48 > 0:26:50And there's a medal ceremony coming up.
0:26:50 > 0:26:52For the losers, however, Kitty's team,
0:26:52 > 0:26:54not only does the dog eat your homework,
0:26:54 > 0:26:56but you have got detention with Mr Smash.
0:26:56 > 0:26:59It's time to take the walk of shame!
0:26:59 > 0:27:01# La, la, la, la-la-la... ALL: Losers!
0:27:01 > 0:27:04# La, la, la, la-la-la... ALL: Losers!
0:27:04 > 0:27:05# La, la, la, la-la-la... ALL: Losers!
0:27:05 > 0:27:09# La, la, la, la-la-la... ALL: Losers!
0:27:09 > 0:27:11# Losers! #
0:27:11 > 0:27:12So, that's your lot.
0:27:12 > 0:27:15As ever, we didn't learn much, but it was fun trying.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17See you next time on...
0:27:17 > 0:27:21ALL: The Dog Ate My Homework!
0:27:21 > 0:27:23Sees ya!