0:00:02 > 0:00:04Hi, guys. Just came in to wish you all the best of luck.
0:00:04 > 0:00:05Mr Smash, no scaring the children, please.
0:00:05 > 0:00:07That'd be really appreciated.
0:00:07 > 0:00:10And Dog, no practical jokes, OK, mate?
0:00:10 > 0:00:13No practical jokes before the show. Good luck, everyone!
0:00:19 > 0:00:22HE SCREAMS
0:00:22 > 0:00:24BELL RINGS
0:00:24 > 0:00:25TEACHER SHOUTS
0:00:28 > 0:00:30DINOSAUR SCREECHES
0:00:32 > 0:00:33SHARK GROWLS
0:00:38 > 0:00:40MONSTER ROARS
0:00:40 > 0:00:43PHONE RINGS
0:00:44 > 0:00:46OCTOPUS ROARS
0:00:49 > 0:00:51DOG BARKS
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Hola, amigos!
0:01:04 > 0:01:07I'm Ian Stirling. And welcome to The Dog Ate My Homework.
0:01:07 > 0:01:12Yes. Let me be your captain on the good ship Entertainment.
0:01:12 > 0:01:16HIGH-PITCHED: Honk, honk! Next stop, Laughterville.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19So, let's take the register.
0:01:19 > 0:01:23On my right, a girl who says she's great at making decisions.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26No, no, wait. She says she's not good at making decisions.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28No, no - she's good at making decisions.
0:01:28 > 0:01:32She's changed her mind again. Ladies and gentlemen, it is Tiah!
0:01:32 > 0:01:34Here, sir!
0:01:34 > 0:01:38And on Tiah's team, a man who's burst onto the comedy scene.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40Basically, he's terrible at making balloon animals
0:01:40 > 0:01:43but, luckily, brilliant at school-based panel shows.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45It's Matthew Crosby!
0:01:45 > 0:01:47Here, sir.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Also on Tiah's team,
0:01:49 > 0:01:52someone who became an actress so she didn't have a job that involved her
0:01:52 > 0:01:55spending all day sat behind a desk.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57That's her there, sat behind a desk.
0:01:57 > 0:02:02- It's Dominique Moore! - Here, sir!
0:02:02 > 0:02:07And to my left, the boy whose ambition is to live at Number 10.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09He currently lives at number eight.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11But Number 10 is just a little bit nearer the sweet shop.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14- It's Noah!- Here, sir.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17And on Noah's team,
0:02:17 > 0:02:20a CBBC presenter who has been described as much better than that
0:02:20 > 0:02:24Scottish bloke who used to blether on to a stuffed dog all day -
0:02:24 > 0:02:26I have no idea who they're talking about.
0:02:26 > 0:02:30- It's Lauren Layfield! - Here, sir.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32And finally, on Noah's team,
0:02:32 > 0:02:36a fashion blogger who once set up a business selling origami clothing.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39Not surprisingly, it folded!
0:02:39 > 0:02:42She's actually very successful. It's Saima Chowdhury, everybody!
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Here, sir.
0:02:44 > 0:02:49Please give it up for both today's teams!
0:02:52 > 0:02:55So what's it all about, then?
0:02:55 > 0:02:56Thanks for asking.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59Our teams are going to battle it out to see who cuts the mustard,
0:02:59 > 0:03:01and whose brains are like custard.
0:03:01 > 0:03:06And what they're all after are these gold stars made of actual gold.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08AUDIENCE: OOH!
0:03:08 > 0:03:11A very camp audience today, I like it.
0:03:11 > 0:03:15As ever, I'll award bonus stars if you do something amazing
0:03:15 > 0:03:16and I get a little tickle in my tummy.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19Although sometimes that might just be wind.
0:03:19 > 0:03:20HE PASSES WIND
0:03:20 > 0:03:25Sorry about that. But any cheek and I can send them right back again.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27AUDIENCE: AW!
0:03:27 > 0:03:30I know it's harsh, but, hey, I don't make the rules.
0:03:30 > 0:03:31No, wait, I do make the rules.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Otherwise I wouldn't have my awesome catchphrase -
0:03:33 > 0:03:35because it's Ian's school, so it's...
0:03:35 > 0:03:38ALL: Ian's rules!
0:03:38 > 0:03:40The team with the most stars at the end of the show
0:03:40 > 0:03:43are crowned the winners while the losers face detention with a man
0:03:43 > 0:03:47so dense that even when he wears ten rubber rings, he still sinks.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49It's Mr Smash!
0:03:49 > 0:03:51HE ROARS
0:03:51 > 0:03:52AUDIENCE BOOS
0:03:52 > 0:03:55Smashy, if you're ready, mate,
0:03:55 > 0:03:58because we got an e-mail earlier from a top telly magazine.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00They want you to be on the front cover of their magazine,
0:04:00 > 0:04:03they love you so much. MR SMASH LAUGHS BASHFULLY
0:04:03 > 0:04:04Yeah.
0:04:11 > 0:04:15Wait, wait. Wait, stop, stop, stop. Stop. Smash? Smash!
0:04:15 > 0:04:17They're saying they've just seen you in action,
0:04:17 > 0:04:19and they want to revoke the offer.
0:04:19 > 0:04:23Yeah, they've changed their mind and they want £50 for the cleaning bill.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25You just made them throw up on their shoes.
0:04:25 > 0:04:26HE SHOUTS AND SCREAMS
0:04:33 > 0:04:35That's a real camera.
0:04:35 > 0:04:39Let's get on with the show!
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Time now for Stick To The Point.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47- VOICEOVER:- Stick To The Point!
0:04:47 > 0:04:49I'll ask questions and if the teams are too slow,
0:04:49 > 0:04:53repeat an answer or just go "ah-bleh-blah-blah-bleh",
0:04:53 > 0:04:55I'll put them in the shush position.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Please show me your shush positions, guys!
0:04:57 > 0:05:01Shushy positions. Shush position, Noah.
0:05:01 > 0:05:05Thank you. But first, I need my stick of Pointiness.
0:05:05 > 0:05:09Stick of Pointiness, reveal yourself!
0:05:09 > 0:05:11DRAMATIC MUSIC
0:05:20 > 0:05:22HE CACKLES
0:05:22 > 0:05:24HE COUGHS
0:05:28 > 0:05:32I mean, there was a lot more smoke than anyone was anticipating.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35There's been a fire, everyone evacuate!
0:05:35 > 0:05:39Hang on. That's not even the right stick.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41This is the right stick.
0:05:41 > 0:05:45OK, guys. The last team speaking wins.
0:05:45 > 0:05:49Subject one is things you can pick.
0:05:49 > 0:05:50- Saima!- Nose.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52- Matthew.- Strawberries.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54- Lauren.- Toenails.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Pick your toenails?
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Yeah, because sometimes it gets a bit
0:05:58 > 0:06:01- of your sock material stuck under the nail.- Ew!- It does!
0:06:01 > 0:06:03And then you just tie them all together
0:06:03 > 0:06:05and you make yourself a fetching shirt!
0:06:07 > 0:06:09- Dominique!- A team name,
0:06:09 > 0:06:13because wait, listen for it, our team name is...
0:06:13 > 0:06:16- The Winning Team! - Yeah!
0:06:16 > 0:06:19We've decided to call ourselves The Winning Team, so even if we lose,
0:06:19 > 0:06:22we can still say, "Yes, we were on The Winning Team."
0:06:22 > 0:06:24- Yeah, and I'm feeling really confident about this team.- Yeah.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27For the first time, I think I might be on a winning team.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Oh, yeah. I should mention to Tiah at this point that Dominique
0:06:30 > 0:06:32has been on four series of Dog Ate My Homework
0:06:32 > 0:06:33and how many times have you won?
0:06:33 > 0:06:36Well, I haven't actually won yet, so that's what I'm saying, is...
0:06:36 > 0:06:38Tiah, Tiah, we're shifting teams.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40- We're going over there.- No, no, because I feel really positive
0:06:40 > 0:06:42about this team, and I've got tactics...
0:06:42 > 0:06:45- We're off, we're. Sorry, we're off. - ..up my sleeves!- We're leaving.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48- Guys!- We're going.- We'll do one round. Come this side, actually.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50We'll do five on one and see how Dominique does.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Yeah! Yeah, let's do it.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55- Here we go.- All right. - Things you can pick.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58- How are you feeling, Dominique? - I feel lonely.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Right here we go, Matthew!
0:07:00 > 0:07:02- Your nose. - BUZZER
0:07:02 > 0:07:04You've already had that, shush position!
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Dominique, it's looking good.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08- Back to the other team.- Noah! Noah!
0:07:08 > 0:07:11- Um...- Hesitation, shush position. - OH!- Dominique!
0:07:11 > 0:07:15- Yeah?- Dominique.- Handwriting styles, because I've been doodling.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18Here, I've written doodle, "doodle, doodle, doodle"
0:07:18 > 0:07:21and I've chosen different handwriting styles
0:07:21 > 0:07:24- for each time I've written doodle.- Lauren!
0:07:24 > 0:07:27- Good, that's good. - Hesitation, shush position!
0:07:27 > 0:07:29It's two on one! Dominique might do this!
0:07:29 > 0:07:31- Saima!- Ears.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34- Dominique?- A husband.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38I mean, you can pick one of them.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40You must get consent first when picking a husband.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Oh, OK, OK!
0:07:42 > 0:07:45- Tiah.- Birds pick seeds!
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Birds pick seeds?
0:07:47 > 0:07:50It's things YOU can pick, shush position!
0:07:50 > 0:07:51BUZZER
0:07:51 > 0:07:54We might have a five on one victory here!
0:07:54 > 0:07:56- Saima...- Come on, Saima! - ..Versus Dominique.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58- Here we go.- Let's do it, let's do it.- Saima!
0:07:58 > 0:08:00- Pizza toppings.- Yes.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02- Dominique!- Places to go on holiday!
0:08:02 > 0:08:04- Saima!- My favourite actor.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07- Saima.- What?
0:08:07 > 0:08:10- Oh, no!- Hesitation, Dominique wins!
0:08:14 > 0:08:16Come on over. Come back over!
0:08:16 > 0:08:18SAIMA: This is unfair!
0:08:18 > 0:08:20- Thank you. - A gold star to Tiah's team.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22- Thank you.- And Dominique,
0:08:22 > 0:08:26I'm giving you a bonus gold star for your first ever five-on-one victory!
0:08:33 > 0:08:36Time now for some general knowledge with...
0:08:36 > 0:08:37- VOICEOVER:- Watch Your Mouth.
0:08:37 > 0:08:41- Yes. It's time for Watch Your Mouth. VOICEOVER:- Watch Your Mouth.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44Where our teams have to try and talk properly while they've got one of
0:08:44 > 0:08:46these in their gobs.
0:08:46 > 0:08:51It is a Mr Smash growl maker.
0:08:51 > 0:08:56So, teams, can you please insert your Mr Smash growl makers.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59Lovely. That looks very handsome.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01OK, it's very simple, I'm going to
0:09:01 > 0:09:03ask some general knowledge questions.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05All you have to do is buzz in and give me the answer.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08If I understand your answer, you get yourself a gold star.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10Are you guys ready? Fingers on the buzzers.
0:09:10 > 0:09:15What word beginning with B is used to describe a large rock?
0:09:15 > 0:09:16- VOICEOVER:- Tiah. - Tiah's team.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18OW!
0:09:18 > 0:09:20SHE MUMBLES
0:09:20 > 0:09:22What?
0:09:22 > 0:09:24A boulder.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26- Boulder, I'll give you that! - Yeah! Yeah!
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Now, all you have to do now is name the three things
0:09:28 > 0:09:30bigger than a boulder.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33- The Statue of Liberty.- Good.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36- The Statue of Liberty's bigger than a boulder. What else?- A mountain?
0:09:36 > 0:09:37A mountain!
0:09:37 > 0:09:39The mountain, she looks so stupid!
0:09:39 > 0:09:41- Mount Everest!- Huh?
0:09:41 > 0:09:44- Mount Everest!- Mount Everest!
0:09:45 > 0:09:48This is the most mad thing that's ever happened to me!
0:09:48 > 0:09:50OK, I'll give you that. I'll give you that as well.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Yay! But fingers back on the buzzers.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54Name the Little Mix song...
0:09:54 > 0:09:56- VOICEOVER:- Tiah, Tiah.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59- Oh, no. - Right, wait, wait.
0:09:59 > 0:10:03Name the Little Mix song title to these lyrics.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05- "Take a sip of a..." VOICEOVER:- Noah.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08- A sweet sensation!- Black Magic. - Black Magic's correct!
0:10:10 > 0:10:12# Take a sip of a secret... #
0:10:12 > 0:10:16And for a bonus point, can you sing the song to me?
0:10:16 > 0:10:18- Yes, OK.- Go.
0:10:18 > 0:10:22# Take a sip of my secret potion, I'll make you fall in love
0:10:22 > 0:10:26# For a spell that can't be broken, one sip will be enough.
0:10:26 > 0:10:31# You belong to me, I've got the recipe, it's called black magic,
0:10:31 > 0:10:34# It's called black magic, yeah! #
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Lauren looks like the girl band member
0:10:36 > 0:10:39that they just sort of keep at the back.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42She's just there dribbling.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Lauren, what would your girl band be called?
0:10:44 > 0:10:48- Dribble Mix! - Dribble Mix, is that right?
0:10:48 > 0:10:51OK. You're insane.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53Next one. Fingers on buzzers.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56What happens to ice when heated above 0 Celsius?
0:10:56 > 0:10:59- VOICEOVER:- Tiah. - Water.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02- Huh?- It turns to water. - It tastes like water?
0:11:02 > 0:11:06- No! It melts. It melts, into water. - It melts.
0:11:06 > 0:11:10OK. For a bonus point, have a little drink of water for a gold star.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12- Oh, dear.- Oh. Go.- Everyone.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15All three of you, drink of water for a gold star.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17Here we go. Little drink of water.
0:11:20 > 0:11:24Oh, no! It looks like she's weed herself!
0:11:26 > 0:11:31- It looks like she's weed herself! - Matthew's weed his pants!
0:11:33 > 0:11:37- Can I take it out? - Have a little sit down, everyone.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40You all get yourself three bonus gold stars for drinking the water.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42- Well done.- Three?- Three.
0:11:46 > 0:11:50OK. Fingers on buzzers, we've still got more questions!
0:11:50 > 0:11:53What small, flightless bird is native to New Zealand,
0:11:53 > 0:11:55- where it is... VOICEOVER:- Noah.
0:11:55 > 0:12:02- Yes?- The kiwi. Is it the kiwi?- Kiwi!
0:12:02 > 0:12:05Ki...
0:12:06 > 0:12:08Kiwi.
0:12:08 > 0:12:09THEY LAUGH
0:12:12 > 0:12:17Say it again! Say it again! Say "kiwi"!
0:12:17 > 0:12:22Say it again! Lauren's trying to say "kiwi"!
0:12:22 > 0:12:26- Say "kiwi" again. - It's the ki...
0:12:26 > 0:12:28THEY LAUGH
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Give you a gold...
0:12:32 > 0:12:35I mean, a bonus gold star for that as well.
0:12:35 > 0:12:36The kiwi is a bird.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38So for three bonus stars,
0:12:38 > 0:12:42name me three animals beginning with the letter B.
0:12:42 > 0:12:43- VOICEOVER:- Noah.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46- A bee.- A bee, correct.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48Baboon. Baboon!
0:12:48 > 0:12:50A what?
0:12:50 > 0:12:52A baboon.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54LAUGHTER
0:13:00 > 0:13:03- Baboon!- A Baboon, I'll give you that one! And finally...
0:13:03 > 0:13:09Lauren's lost it! She's absolutely lost it! Lauren.
0:13:09 > 0:13:10One more animal beginning with B.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13For the gold star, Lauren.
0:13:13 > 0:13:15- Quick!- Go ahead!- Lauren, go.
0:13:15 > 0:13:16Bear.
0:13:16 > 0:13:21- Bear.- Bear!- She's crying!
0:13:23 > 0:13:25Are you upset or enjoying yourself?
0:13:25 > 0:13:28- I'm really happy right now! - Right, I'll give you...
0:13:28 > 0:13:29BUZZER RINGS
0:13:29 > 0:13:31Oh, that's the end of the round, everyone!
0:13:31 > 0:13:34CHEERING
0:13:34 > 0:13:37You can take them out. You can take them out.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40And I can reveal that at the end of that round,
0:13:40 > 0:13:42the gold star for winning the round goes to...
0:13:42 > 0:13:45Tiah's team, everybody!
0:13:52 > 0:13:55This next round is flan-tastic!
0:13:55 > 0:13:58It's only Pie the Supply.
0:13:58 > 0:14:03- VOICEOVER:- Pie the Supply. School disco!
0:14:03 > 0:14:05School disco!
0:14:05 > 0:14:07# Oh, oh, oh
0:14:07 > 0:14:11# I was a king under your control
0:14:11 > 0:14:15# Oh, oh, oh
0:14:15 > 0:14:19# I want to feel like you've let me go
0:14:19 > 0:14:21# So let me go... #
0:14:23 > 0:14:25OK. As you can see,
0:14:25 > 0:14:29waiting nervously over yonder are four people all claiming to be
0:14:29 > 0:14:33geography teachers, but only one is the real deal.
0:14:33 > 0:14:37The other three I just grabbed off the street!
0:14:37 > 0:14:42All our teams have to do is identify and then Pie The Supply.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45So here are our geography teachers.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48Teacher one, Mrs March,
0:14:48 > 0:14:50teacher two, Mr Wilson,
0:14:50 > 0:14:53teacher three, Miss McCall,
0:14:53 > 0:14:56and teacher four, Mr Gralanda.
0:14:56 > 0:15:00OK. Tiah's team, first impressions.
0:15:00 > 0:15:04You're looking at them. Who has a whiff of teacher about them?
0:15:04 > 0:15:07Well, I'll say Mr Gralanda. He's got a brand-new shirt.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10You can still see the folds from where he's taken it out the packet.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12That is a nice new shirt.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14So he's certainly dressed up for the occasion.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17Tiah, you're still at school.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19Any of these lot, can you imagine walking in,
0:15:19 > 0:15:22seeing them writing their name on their interactive whiteboard.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24Hi, 2016, how are you?
0:15:24 > 0:15:27Teacher number two looks like a teacher
0:15:27 > 0:15:28I've been taught by in school.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30Really?
0:15:30 > 0:15:33- Oh.- Is that your teacher? - No.- That's cheating.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36- Well, it's fine because you're on my team.- No.- That's fine, we can...
0:15:36 > 0:15:39- Yeah.- Dominique wants to win so bad, it's hilarious!
0:15:39 > 0:15:42So you're thinking two or four. What about Noah's team?
0:15:42 > 0:15:49Three's giving me quite evil vibes. Like she might put me in detention.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52Like you've been colouring in and you've gone over the lines.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54I've gone over them lines! She's noticed.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57- She's heading over.- So we've got a few options here.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59We're going to get to the question section now.
0:15:59 > 0:16:03So Tiah's team, what sort of questions do you want to ask?
0:16:03 > 0:16:06I didn't get to do geography at my school.
0:16:06 > 0:16:11- Right.- So I'm not 100% sure, you know, what you cover
0:16:11 > 0:16:15but can any of you tell me where I live?
0:16:15 > 0:16:17Oh, good question!
0:16:17 > 0:16:20Matthew, you can go through the teachers in a random order, please.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22OK, so let's start with...
0:16:22 > 0:16:24We'll start with our favourite, number two.
0:16:24 > 0:16:27OK. Where does Dominique live, number two?
0:16:27 > 0:16:29Dominique sounds as if she lives in London.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32- Oh.- That's cheating!
0:16:32 > 0:16:34- Why?- Because that's obvious.
0:16:34 > 0:16:35You need to be more specific.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38- If you're a geography teacher... - We want a postcode.
0:16:38 > 0:16:40Yeah, don't you use those compass things?
0:16:40 > 0:16:43Where you... they have to... On the map?
0:16:43 > 0:16:45Dominique, you really didn't do geography, did you?
0:16:45 > 0:16:48- No. No.- Right, next teacher.- Next teacher?
0:16:48 > 0:16:50We'll go with number one. Where do you think,
0:16:50 > 0:16:52more specifically than London, Dominique leaves?
0:16:52 > 0:16:55OK, what about the west side of London?
0:16:55 > 0:16:57- West side?- The west side!
0:16:57 > 0:16:59- Is it west side? - Dominique's getting freaked out!
0:16:59 > 0:17:01- Oh!- She's good, number one!
0:17:01 > 0:17:03Number three. We've gone as far as west side.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05Can you be more specific than that?
0:17:05 > 0:17:07I would say the west of the west.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10- Oh!- West the best in the west of the west.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12West west side.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14Number four, where does Dominique live?
0:17:14 > 0:17:16I would say East End.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18East End.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20No, OK! What about Noah's team?
0:17:20 > 0:17:22Any questions for our geography teachers?
0:17:22 > 0:17:25- Any question.- We have a riddle. - OK, a riddle.- Yes.
0:17:25 > 0:17:30So, what was the highest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered?
0:17:30 > 0:17:32I mean, wow. That's a good question!
0:17:32 > 0:17:35I don't know if you think they're geography teachers
0:17:35 > 0:17:36or actual geniuses!
0:17:36 > 0:17:38Highest mountain before
0:17:38 > 0:17:41Mount Everest was discovered, number three?
0:17:41 > 0:17:43I'm far too young to know the answer to that.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45Can't even be bothered. Doesn't get paid enough.
0:17:45 > 0:17:49- OK, number four. - I would say Mount Kilimanjaro.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51Oh! OK, and number one?
0:17:51 > 0:17:53I would say Mauna Kea,
0:17:53 > 0:17:57because below sea level, it's actually the highest mountain.
0:17:57 > 0:17:58THEY GASP
0:17:58 > 0:18:01Number one is back in the running!
0:18:01 > 0:18:05- Number two.- It was Mount Everest, it just hadn't been discovered.
0:18:05 > 0:18:09Oh! No, he didn't!
0:18:09 > 0:18:11What?
0:18:11 > 0:18:17Unbelievably, that's a bonus gold star to number two!
0:18:17 > 0:18:20He is now ahead of Noah's team.
0:18:20 > 0:18:24Any more questions? Lauren, you seem like you were a naughty kid.
0:18:24 > 0:18:28What about any questions for, like, if someone's misbehaving?
0:18:28 > 0:18:30I would like to know if, hypothetically,
0:18:30 > 0:18:35I took this glass of water and I just poured it straight over Noah.
0:18:35 > 0:18:39- Yeah?- What would you say to stop me? Because I'm going to do it.- OK.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41- Quick, number one! - I'll say numbers at random.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43- Number four!- Don't do it!
0:18:43 > 0:18:46I would so disobey that!
0:18:46 > 0:18:50- Number one!- Lauren, put that glass down right now!
0:18:52 > 0:18:54Number two! Quick, number two!
0:18:54 > 0:18:57Lauren, I'm laughing so much that I can't tell you to stop,
0:18:57 > 0:18:58so you might as well do it.
0:18:58 > 0:19:02We're getting burned by number two constantly.
0:19:02 > 0:19:06Number two doesn't teach geography, he teaches bants!
0:19:06 > 0:19:10"All right, kids, today we're going to learn how to trip someone up
0:19:10 > 0:19:13"when they're running down the corridor!"
0:19:13 > 0:19:15- And finally, number three? - Whoa! Whoa!
0:19:15 > 0:19:17I would just give you my evil look and say,
0:19:17 > 0:19:20"Remember what happened the last time you did that, Lauren."
0:19:20 > 0:19:23I do remember. Oh, it was bad. I'll just put that down.
0:19:23 > 0:19:26Lauren went to the shops afterwards and bought that shirt.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31What do our audience think? This is very important, guys.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34You can vote now using your voices.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37One, two, three or four. Vote now!
0:19:37 > 0:19:40AUDIENCE SHOUT NUMBERS
0:19:47 > 0:19:49OK. OK.
0:19:49 > 0:19:53A lot of ones, a lot of threes and some twos and fours.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55It's a split decision by the audience.
0:19:55 > 0:19:56But what do our teams think?
0:19:56 > 0:19:59Tiah, you're about to get a real honour.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02You're about to pie a teacher in the face.
0:20:02 > 0:20:08- It's time for you to Pie The Supply! VOICEOVER:- Pie The Supply.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11- Off you go, Tiah. Come on. - OK.- Go on, do it!
0:20:11 > 0:20:13- Here we go.- Go on, Tiah.
0:20:13 > 0:20:17Here we go. Gently, gently, catchy monkey, Tiah.
0:20:17 > 0:20:21- Here we go.- Are you going to be tall enough?- Yeah!
0:20:21 > 0:20:23Or bend down a bit, maybe.
0:20:25 > 0:20:26Yeah!
0:20:26 > 0:20:28ALL: Oh!
0:20:34 > 0:20:36Well done, Tiah.
0:20:38 > 0:20:42OK, Noah. Pie your supply, my friend!
0:20:42 > 0:20:45- VOICEOVER:- Pie The Supply.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47On you go, mate. Nice and gently.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49Right, there's plenty of cream to go around.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52- Oh, it's sloppy, isn't it? - Oh, here we go!
0:20:52 > 0:20:54Go on.
0:20:54 > 0:20:56ALL: OOH!
0:21:05 > 0:21:07I said gently!
0:21:08 > 0:21:11- And he's licking his fingers! - He flew back about 15 feet!
0:21:11 > 0:21:14- That was amazing. - Are you all right, number two?
0:21:16 > 0:21:21OK, let's hope it's number two, because you broke the man, Noah.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23Please. Honestly, please be number two.
0:21:23 > 0:21:27Would the real geography teacher please step forward?
0:21:29 > 0:21:31ALL: No!
0:21:34 > 0:21:38Ladies and gentlemen, it's the end of the round.
0:21:38 > 0:21:42No-one gets a gold star, but two adults got pied in the face!
0:21:47 > 0:21:49Our panel are looking lost,
0:21:49 > 0:21:52and not just because they've no idea what's going on.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55It's time now for Lost Property.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57- VOICEOVER:- Lost Property.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59Our teams have to rummage around in a lost property,
0:21:59 > 0:22:02looking for items I call out.
0:22:02 > 0:22:06They then have to run and put the items on our mannequins
0:22:06 > 0:22:09which just happen to be their own team-mates.
0:22:09 > 0:22:13The team-mate with the most items on their mannequins...
0:22:13 > 0:22:16manne-wins.
0:22:16 > 0:22:21Thank you. You'll play till the bell manne-rings.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24- Oh, my goodness! - That's all I've got left.
0:22:24 > 0:22:25OK, it's time to get lost.
0:22:25 > 0:22:28Your time starts when I say the first item -
0:22:28 > 0:22:32and you are looking for snow trousers, go!
0:22:32 > 0:22:36- Quickly.- Snow trousers, come on, get them on your mannequins!
0:22:36 > 0:22:38Get them on your mannequins!
0:22:38 > 0:22:40Next item is a sombrero!
0:22:40 > 0:22:42Sombrero! Sombrero, need a sombrero. Need a sombrero.
0:22:42 > 0:22:45I need a sombrero.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47I need some armbands, some armbands, some armbands!
0:22:47 > 0:22:50I need armbands, I need armbands. Two armbands ideally.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53Some armbands. Get in there! Get in amongst it!
0:22:53 > 0:22:55Armbands, we need armbands.
0:22:55 > 0:22:58OK, next is schoolbag. Schoolbag, schoolbag and armbands,
0:22:58 > 0:23:01schoolbag and armbands. Schoolbag. Schoolbag.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04Get the schoolbag on. What about a string of onions?
0:23:04 > 0:23:06String of onions, have you got a string of onions?
0:23:06 > 0:23:08There's an armband, put the armband on.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10String of onions. String of onions.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12- We're now looking for a string of onions.- What is this?
0:23:12 > 0:23:15Right, a foam hand. A foam hand, we need a foam hand.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17Foam hand, a foam hand. A foam hand.
0:23:17 > 0:23:21OK, a large bone. We only have one, we need a large bone.
0:23:21 > 0:23:22Oh, that's it! Vase.
0:23:22 > 0:23:25A vase, a vase, we need a vase.
0:23:25 > 0:23:26Be careful with the vase!
0:23:26 > 0:23:28VASE SMASHES
0:23:29 > 0:23:35OK, clogs, clogs, clogs! Clogs! We need clogs.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37Clogs? Here's one.
0:23:37 > 0:23:40Clogs. Clogs. Clogs, we need clogs.
0:23:40 > 0:23:43We also need a globe. A globe, have you got a globe?
0:23:43 > 0:23:46Two globes. Let's say two globes. Two globes.
0:23:46 > 0:23:48Two globes. Two globes.
0:23:48 > 0:23:51A rubber chicken. Get me a rubber chicken.
0:23:51 > 0:23:53Get me a rubber chicken.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55Get me a rubber chicken, do we have a rubber chicken?
0:23:55 > 0:23:57No? A burger!
0:23:57 > 0:23:59A burger. There's one burger.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01We want a burger. OK, a tutu.
0:24:01 > 0:24:04A tutu. We want a tutu on our contestants.
0:24:04 > 0:24:07Get a tutu on! Get the tutu on.
0:24:07 > 0:24:08A traffic cone!
0:24:08 > 0:24:10A traffic cone is next!
0:24:10 > 0:24:13Traffic cone, traffic cone.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15OK, next, tennis rackets.
0:24:15 > 0:24:18We need tennis rackets, we need tennis rackets!
0:24:18 > 0:24:20Tennis rackets. Pirate swords!
0:24:20 > 0:24:22Pirate swords.
0:24:22 > 0:24:25There's some onions, there's some onions!
0:24:25 > 0:24:26Saima, get that on.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28Get it on. Onions.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30OK. A rubber ring.
0:24:30 > 0:24:32A rubber ring is next!
0:24:32 > 0:24:35A rubber ring. There's one there. Rubber ring, Dominique.
0:24:35 > 0:24:37There's a rubber ring, rubber ring.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40OK, a bowling pin. There's only one bowling pin.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42Bowling pin, we need a bowling pin.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44We need a bowling pin.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46We need a bowling pin.
0:24:46 > 0:24:47OK, a globe, another...
0:24:47 > 0:24:49BUZZER
0:24:49 > 0:24:51Oh, stop, stop, stop, stop! Put the pin down.
0:24:52 > 0:24:56OK. Well done, teams.
0:24:56 > 0:24:59Well, it's time to count up the items.
0:24:59 > 0:25:02- Lauren... You may kiss the bride! - Huh?
0:25:02 > 0:25:04- Hiya!- Oh hey, pal! OK.
0:25:04 > 0:25:09So let's see how many items you got. One, two, three, four...
0:25:09 > 0:25:11- Oh, you dropped my onions. - I know, I got that.
0:25:11 > 0:25:14..five, six, seven, eight..
0:25:14 > 0:25:19- ..nine, ten. - Ten, and the clog!- 11.
0:25:19 > 0:25:2111 items, OK.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26- You need to beat 11. Let's see if you can do it.- OK.
0:25:26 > 0:25:30One, two, three, four,
0:25:30 > 0:25:36five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten,
0:25:36 > 0:25:3811, 12, 13!
0:25:38 > 0:25:40They've won! They've got it!
0:25:40 > 0:25:45The gold star goes to Tiah's team!
0:25:49 > 0:25:54It's time to add up the scores, so let's bring down the stars!
0:25:54 > 0:25:58ALL: OOH!
0:26:06 > 0:26:08The winners are...
0:26:08 > 0:26:12Tiah's side! Team Teah!
0:26:14 > 0:26:23Dominique has won for the first time in four whole series!
0:26:26 > 0:26:30Congratulations, you get to run around the entire...
0:26:30 > 0:26:34- Dominique...- I'm so happy!
0:26:34 > 0:26:38Normally we have to calm the child down, but today...
0:26:38 > 0:26:41- Thanks so much, Tiah! - Well done, your side...
0:26:41 > 0:26:44She's all right. She's all right. Give it up for Dominique, everyone.
0:26:44 > 0:26:47OK. Well done, Tiah's side.
0:26:47 > 0:26:49Well done, Dominique, in particular.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51Noah's team, unfortunately you have lost,
0:26:51 > 0:26:53which means not only does the dog eat your homework,
0:26:53 > 0:26:56but you have detention with Mr Smash.
0:26:56 > 0:26:58It's time to take the walk of shame.
0:26:58 > 0:27:01- # La, la, la, la, la, la - Losers!
0:27:01 > 0:27:03- # La, la, la, la, la, la - Losers!
0:27:03 > 0:27:05- # La, la, la, la, la, la - Losers!
0:27:05 > 0:27:07- # La, la, la, la, la, la - Losers!
0:27:07 > 0:27:09- # La, la, la, la, la, la - Losers!
0:27:09 > 0:27:11# Losers! #
0:27:11 > 0:27:14So, that's your lot. As ever, we didn't learn much,
0:27:14 > 0:27:17but it was fun trying. See you next time on...
0:27:17 > 0:27:21AUDIENCE: The Dog Ate My Homework!
0:27:21 > 0:27:23See ya!
0:27:28 > 0:27:31- Dommy!- Yes, yes, yes!