0:00:02 > 0:00:06Huh? Ha-ha-ha!
0:00:06 > 0:00:10Huh! Hi-ho! Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!
0:00:10 > 0:00:12What are you up to? Smash, what you doing, mate?
0:00:12 > 0:00:14- What's happening?- Walam!
0:00:14 > 0:00:17- Polishing? Yeah?- Uh!- Cool.
0:00:17 > 0:00:19- Keep up the good work mate, all right?- Ra-ra-ra!
0:00:19 > 0:00:21Good, right, cool.
0:00:23 > 0:00:26He-he-he-he! Ooh!
0:00:26 > 0:00:28Ay-he-hey-he-hen. Sh!
0:00:28 > 0:00:29Oi!
0:00:29 > 0:00:31I can see ya. Get out of it!
0:00:31 > 0:00:33Come here!
0:00:33 > 0:00:35BELL RINGS
0:00:39 > 0:00:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:13 > 0:01:14Hello, I'm Iain Stirling,
0:01:14 > 0:01:17and welcome to The Dog Ate My Homework,
0:01:17 > 0:01:20where the forecast is it'll be raining knowledge.
0:01:20 > 0:01:24But, looking at our guests, I'm expecting some light DRIVEL.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26So let's take the register.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28On my right, a girl whose school
0:01:28 > 0:01:30gets all its electricity from wind power,
0:01:30 > 0:01:33especially when it's baked beans for lunch!
0:01:33 > 0:01:36- It's Honey, everyone!- Here, sir.
0:01:36 > 0:01:37She's here, eh?
0:01:37 > 0:01:39And on Honey's team,
0:01:39 > 0:01:43a comedian described as deep, thoughtful and intellectual.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46Sorry, mate, but on this show we do jokes about baked beans.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48- It's Ahir Shah!- Here, sir.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:50 > 0:01:53Also on Honey's team, a comedian who loves singing
0:01:53 > 0:01:56and will break into song at the drop of a hat,
0:01:56 > 0:01:58so, please, nobody drop a hat!
0:01:58 > 0:02:00It's Charlie Baker.
0:02:00 > 0:02:01Here, sir.
0:02:03 > 0:02:07And on my left, a boy who was so noisy in cookery class,
0:02:07 > 0:02:08he was told to put a sock in it.
0:02:08 > 0:02:13And who knew? His lemon and sock cake was absolutely to die for!
0:02:13 > 0:02:15It's Callum, everyone!
0:02:15 > 0:02:17- Here, sir. - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:02:17 > 0:02:21And on Callum's team, a girl famous for her beauty vlogs.
0:02:21 > 0:02:25Well, get vlogging, cos there's some beauty right here.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27It's Saima Chowdhury, everybody!
0:02:27 > 0:02:30- Here, sir. - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:02:30 > 0:02:34And finally, on Callum's team, a presenter who was gutted to learn
0:02:34 > 0:02:37that becoming head boy meant having to check everyone's head for nits.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40At least he wasn't bottom of the class!
0:02:40 > 0:02:42It's Rory Crawford!
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Here, sir.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47Guys, let's give it up for both of today's teams!
0:02:49 > 0:02:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:02:53 > 0:02:55As usual, it's a battle of the brains,
0:02:55 > 0:02:56so I'm hoping the teams
0:02:56 > 0:02:59have actually brought their brains along with them.
0:02:59 > 0:03:04But brains or not, they'll all be playing for these, golden stars.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07AUDIENCE OOHS
0:03:07 > 0:03:10The more you impress me, the more stars you win, but be warned,
0:03:10 > 0:03:13any cheek and you'll suffer
0:03:13 > 0:03:17the penalty of doom!
0:03:17 > 0:03:23Har-har-har-har-har! Har-har-har-har-har!
0:03:23 > 0:03:25That's a bit much!
0:03:28 > 0:03:32Har-har-har-har-har-har-har!
0:03:32 > 0:03:35Don't mess with me, Honey,
0:03:35 > 0:03:37or I will take your golden stars away.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39AUDIENCE AWS
0:03:39 > 0:03:42Hey, whatever happens, it's Iain's school, so it's...
0:03:42 > 0:03:45- AUDIENCE:- Iain's rules!
0:03:45 > 0:03:46That's my catchphrase.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48You got a catchphrase, Charlie Baker?
0:03:48 > 0:03:50- No, I've got...- Loser!
0:03:50 > 0:03:53The team with the most stars at the end of the show are the winners,
0:03:53 > 0:03:56while the losers face detention of the man
0:03:56 > 0:03:59who's clumsier than my baked bean joke I done earlier.
0:03:59 > 0:04:00It's Mr Smash!
0:04:00 > 0:04:04- Aaarrrggghhhh! - AUDIENCE BOOS
0:04:04 > 0:04:07Argh! Huh? Rar! Ha-ha-ha!
0:04:07 > 0:04:10Rar, rar, rar-rar.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Rar-rar-ra!
0:04:17 > 0:04:18LAUGHTER
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Ra-rar!
0:04:20 > 0:04:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:04:23 > 0:04:26That's the weirdest one we've done yet!
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Let's get on with the show!
0:04:28 > 0:04:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:04:33 > 0:04:35This round is called Stick To The Point.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38'Stick To The Point.'
0:04:38 > 0:04:40I'll ask questions and if our teams are too slow,
0:04:40 > 0:04:42repeat an answer or just sit there looking stupid,
0:04:42 > 0:04:45I'll put them in the shush position.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Can I please see all your shush positions?
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Some lovely shushing there.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52But first, I need my Stick of Pointiness...
0:04:54 > 0:04:58..but such are the pointy powers! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:04:58 > 0:05:01Wa-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:05:01 > 0:05:04SLOWER: Wa-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:05:04 > 0:05:08OK, the last team speaking wins, and the first topic for this game is...
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Things You Might Find In A Bin.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12- Saima?- Smelly socks.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14- Yes, please. Honey?- Your brain.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17AUDIENCE OOHS
0:05:17 > 0:05:19- CHARLIE:- In the bin!
0:05:19 > 0:05:21My brain in the bin?!
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Well, you clearly don't have one.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Honey, minus one gold star.
0:05:27 > 0:05:28OK.
0:05:28 > 0:05:33And also, how could I not have a brain, and it be in the bin?
0:05:33 > 0:05:36Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:05:36 > 0:05:38I just slammed a child!
0:05:38 > 0:05:40OK. Callum?
0:05:40 > 0:05:42An old football.
0:05:42 > 0:05:43Yes. Charlie?
0:05:43 > 0:05:45A bin liner.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47V-v-very good. Very good.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49- Saima?- Bananas.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52- Bananas in the bin?- That are rotten.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55"Bananas in the bin" sounds like a CBeebies programme.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58HIGH VOICE: Hi, kids, we're bananas in the bin.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01How many bananas are in the bin today?
0:06:01 > 0:06:03One, two, three bananas in the bin.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05LAUGHTER
0:06:05 > 0:06:06- Good show.- Good show.
0:06:06 > 0:06:07Available on CBeebies -
0:06:07 > 0:06:09it's like CBBC, but more people watch it. OK.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12LAUGHTER
0:06:12 > 0:06:13Loads of DVD money.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Right, let's start talking about stuff
0:06:15 > 0:06:16that will make it into a television programme.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18- Honey?- A bin liner.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20We've had that. We've had a bin liner.
0:06:20 > 0:06:21Well, I can say it again.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23You can, and I can put you in the shush position.
0:06:23 > 0:06:27OK. Honey, you've got some attitude. I like you.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29You remind me of my mother.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32She hated me as well.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35- Saima?- Snotty tissues.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38- Snotty tissues.- That's what I thought you said.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40- Ahir?- I thought you said "Scottish issues"!
0:06:40 > 0:06:43LAUGHTER
0:06:43 > 0:06:44- Ahir?- Empty bottle.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47- Yes! Rory?- Old chicken skin.
0:06:47 > 0:06:48LAUGHTER
0:06:48 > 0:06:50From a dead chicken
0:06:50 > 0:06:52which has been eaten and the person didn't like the skin,
0:06:52 > 0:06:55cos it's too crunchy, so it's in the bin.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58OK. We did not need the explanation.
0:06:58 > 0:07:02- Charlie?- The bit when you open the margarine and there's a layer on top
0:07:02 > 0:07:05and you take that top off and you put that in the bin.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07I leave that and flap it back down.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09- Do you?- You take the flap right out?
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Take it off, away.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13It's keeping it fresh, mate.
0:07:13 > 0:07:17Maybe that's why I'm constantly buying butter.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20Charlie's earning. That's what you need to know about Charlie.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23Uses the butter once, chucks it in the bin.
0:07:23 > 0:07:24- Saima?- Dirty nappies.
0:07:24 > 0:07:28Oh, dirty nappies, yes, please. Not yes, please! I mean, that is...
0:07:28 > 0:07:30LAUGHTER
0:07:30 > 0:07:31OK! Ahir?
0:07:31 > 0:07:33- Broken glasses.- Yes, please!
0:07:33 > 0:07:35- Rory?- Scrapings from a burnt bit of toast.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37Yes. Charlie? BUZZER
0:07:37 > 0:07:38Shush position!
0:07:38 > 0:07:40- Callum?- A full coke can.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42A full one?!
0:07:42 > 0:07:44- Yeah.- You are a renegade, Callum, and I like it.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46- Ahir?- A bag of sugar.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48What?! You don't find sugar in the bin, get in the shush position!
0:07:48 > 0:07:50BUZZER, BELL RINGS
0:07:50 > 0:07:53Gold star goes to Callum's team there, everybody!
0:07:53 > 0:07:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:07:58 > 0:08:01Just a second, sorry. Ahem, ahem.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04- It's time for...- Argh! Argh! Argh!
0:08:04 > 0:08:05'Watch Your Mouth.'
0:08:05 > 0:08:07Yes, Watch Your Mouth.
0:08:07 > 0:08:08'Watch Your Mouth.'
0:08:08 > 0:08:11Where our teams have to try and talk properly,
0:08:11 > 0:08:16while doing their best impression of Mr Smash using one of these.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19It's a Mr Smash Growl Maker.
0:08:19 > 0:08:23So, teams, please insert your growl makers into your faces.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30So fingers on buzzers, this is your first question. Here we go.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33What musical wind instrument is also known as a mouth organ?
0:08:33 > 0:08:35- 'Honey!'- Yes, Honey's team? - Har'onica.- What?
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Har'onica.
0:08:37 > 0:08:38- What?- HAR'ONICA!
0:08:38 > 0:08:41OK. And, Ahir, for a bonus gold star,
0:08:41 > 0:08:44all you have to do is play this harmonica.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47LAUGHTER
0:08:47 > 0:08:49That's for a gold star, mate, off you go.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Come on, mate. Gold star!
0:08:54 > 0:08:55Go on, Ahir!
0:08:56 > 0:08:58He didn't do it.
0:08:58 > 0:08:59- He didn't do it.- Can I try?
0:08:59 > 0:09:02- Do you want to give it a go?- Yeah. - Well done, mate.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04I'm sure Cambridge are very proud!
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Give it a wipe on that awful shirt.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12HARMONICA PLAYS
0:09:12 > 0:09:13CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:09:15 > 0:09:16Rory, bonus gold star.
0:09:16 > 0:09:20Well done, mate. Fingers back on buzzers, yes, indeed.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23What footwear do footballers use to increase their grip and control...
0:09:23 > 0:09:26- 'Callum.'- Yes, Callum's team?- Beets!
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Huh?
0:09:28 > 0:09:29Beets?
0:09:29 > 0:09:31Leets?
0:09:31 > 0:09:34Hoots!
0:09:34 > 0:09:36- Boots?- Yeah.- OK.
0:09:36 > 0:09:40List three things that are as smelly as a football boot
0:09:40 > 0:09:41for a bonus gold star.
0:09:41 > 0:09:42Thocks!
0:09:42 > 0:09:44- Huh?- Thocks!
0:09:45 > 0:09:46Thocks!
0:09:46 > 0:09:48Are you saying socks?
0:09:48 > 0:09:50- Yes!- I thought that!
0:09:52 > 0:09:55OK. Two... Two more. Two more.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57Old pants.
0:09:57 > 0:10:00Old...pants.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02Old Pants. One more, Callum?
0:10:02 > 0:10:04My dog's farts.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Your dog's farts?
0:10:06 > 0:10:08- Yeah.- OK.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10What name is given to this instrument?
0:10:10 > 0:10:13What name is given to this instrument?
0:10:13 > 0:10:15- 'Honey.'- Charlie?
0:10:15 > 0:10:18- Kazoo.- And for a bonus point, Charlie,
0:10:18 > 0:10:21- think you could play the kazoo? - Yeah.
0:10:21 > 0:10:22Yeah?
0:10:22 > 0:10:23Charlie's a musician.
0:10:25 > 0:10:31Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha...
0:10:31 > 0:10:32Haaa!
0:10:32 > 0:10:35Haaa, haaa!
0:10:35 > 0:10:38Haaaaaaaaaaaa!
0:10:38 > 0:10:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:10:40 > 0:10:43This is the dumbest thing I've ever done.
0:10:45 > 0:10:49I'm going to give you a bonus gold star for doing that, OK, well done.
0:10:49 > 0:10:50OK, next one.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53Foxtrot, Quickstep, Tango, the waltz.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56- Honey!- Honey's team. - Allroom dancing.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59Not all the rooms, one specific room.
0:10:59 > 0:11:03Not all rooms, one room in particular, what room is that?
0:11:03 > 0:11:06The hallhoom.
0:11:06 > 0:11:07LAUGHTER
0:11:07 > 0:11:10And for a bonus point, Charlie, have a drink of your water.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Oh, yeah!
0:11:14 > 0:11:16He's done it!
0:11:16 > 0:11:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:11:17 > 0:11:18Yeah!
0:11:20 > 0:11:21Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:11:21 > 0:11:23BELL RINGS
0:11:25 > 0:11:27And at the end of that round,
0:11:27 > 0:11:29I mean "winners" is a strong term, isn't it?
0:11:29 > 0:11:34At the end of that round, the gold star goes to Honey's team.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:11:40 > 0:11:43Guys, it's time for Pie The Supply.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45'Pie The Supply.'
0:11:45 > 0:11:46By the end of this round,
0:11:46 > 0:11:49one or more of these four grown adults over there
0:11:49 > 0:11:52are going to get a pie right in their mush.
0:11:52 > 0:11:56As usual, it's our teams' job to identify and then pie the supply.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59And here are our technical teachers.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01Teacher one, Miss Clarke.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04Teacher two, Mr Golan.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07Teacher three, Mrs Brady.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09Or teacher four, Mr Hanrahan.
0:12:09 > 0:12:13So, Honey's team, first impressions?
0:12:13 > 0:12:16Which one jumps out at you, metaphorically speaking?
0:12:16 > 0:12:18- Honey?- Number two.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21- Why's that?- He's got, like, this hard-working face.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23A hard-working face?
0:12:23 > 0:12:27Can I just say a very big welcome to number four?
0:12:27 > 0:12:29It's lovely you can join us from Lapland.
0:12:30 > 0:12:34And I've always wondered what he did the rest of the year.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36So you think number two, possibly?
0:12:36 > 0:12:38- Just first impressions?- Yeah.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41OK. Callum's team, what are you thinking?
0:12:41 > 0:12:43One, two, three or four?
0:12:43 > 0:12:46Just some first impressions, we can delve deeper later on.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49But right now we are going prima facie, on the face of things.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51I've just used Latin.
0:12:51 > 0:12:52I have no idea how I know that word.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54I've impressed myself.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56Callum, who do you think it is?
0:12:56 > 0:12:58We're not that sure at the moment,
0:12:58 > 0:13:01but we're thinking number three.
0:13:01 > 0:13:02Number three!
0:13:02 > 0:13:04OK. Let's ask some questions.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06Honey's team, you're up first.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08Well, I think that we need to see all of their hands.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10Oh, good one.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12We'll start with number one.
0:13:12 > 0:13:13Show us your hands.
0:13:13 > 0:13:15Are they hard-working hands?
0:13:15 > 0:13:17OK. Number two.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
0:13:19 > 0:13:23Hard-working hands to go with a hard-working face.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26Number three? Look at them!
0:13:27 > 0:13:29- OK. Number four.- Toy-making hands!
0:13:31 > 0:13:33Yeah, and riding your reindeer.
0:13:33 > 0:13:37OK. Callum's team, have you got any questions for our teachers?
0:13:37 > 0:13:39This is more of a challenge, a physical challenge.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41Oh, there we go, I like a physical challenge.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43Right, I'd like all of them to pretend
0:13:43 > 0:13:44they're sawing this bench.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46I want to see their technique.
0:13:46 > 0:13:51Right, I want you to air saw, all at the same time, one, two, three, go.
0:13:51 > 0:13:52Oh, they're all good at it.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55- One-handed. Did you see that? - They're all good at it.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57Aw, it's good, strong sawing, that.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59There are some lovely angles.
0:13:59 > 0:14:00OK, Callum.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03You're at school. You know teachers.
0:14:03 > 0:14:04Have you got any questions for the guys?
0:14:04 > 0:14:07Anything you've ever wanted to ask a teacher?
0:14:07 > 0:14:09Don't worry if you don't. It doesn't matter.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12But if you've got anything you want to ask, ask away.
0:14:12 > 0:14:14Don't think of me as a teacher, man, call me by my real name.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17I'm Iain, I'm a cool guy.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19I'm not sure I want to ask a question now.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21LAUGHTER
0:14:21 > 0:14:23I got slammed. I got slammed.
0:14:25 > 0:14:26Right, audience,
0:14:26 > 0:14:28these guys can't quite get to the bottom of it.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30Let's see what you lot think.
0:14:30 > 0:14:31Who do you think is a real, genuine teacher?
0:14:31 > 0:14:35On the count of three, vote. One, two, three, let's hear you!
0:14:35 > 0:14:37AUDIENCE SHOUTS
0:14:41 > 0:14:42OK. OK.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45OK. Lots of twos.
0:14:45 > 0:14:46And lots of threes.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48That's what the audience think. But it's decision time.
0:14:48 > 0:14:52Who's totally lied and who's about to get pied?
0:14:52 > 0:14:55Honey, it's time for you to Pie The Supply.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58'Pie The Supply.'
0:14:58 > 0:14:59There we go, Honey.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03OK. OK, Honey.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05Who are you going to pie?
0:15:05 > 0:15:06There's plenty of pie.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09- AUDIENCE:- Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
0:15:09 > 0:15:12Oh... No!
0:15:17 > 0:15:20APPLAUSE
0:15:20 > 0:15:23Number three looks like number four, now!
0:15:23 > 0:15:25LAUGHTER
0:15:25 > 0:15:28OK! Callum, not leaving you out, mate.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30It's time for you to Pie The Supply.
0:15:30 > 0:15:34'Pie The Supply.'
0:15:34 > 0:15:38Nice and calm, Callum. Gently, gently, catchy-monkey.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40OK? There we go.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42Who's it going to be?
0:15:42 > 0:15:45- AUDIENCE:- Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
0:15:45 > 0:15:47Oh, no!
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Come on. Sit down.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54IAIN LAUGHS
0:15:54 > 0:15:56I feel really bad now.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58Don't feel bad. It's fine.
0:15:58 > 0:16:01It's their own fault(?) I don't know.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04Don't feel bad. If it's not number three, let's all start feeling bad.
0:16:04 > 0:16:08OK. Would the real technical teacher please step forward.
0:16:09 > 0:16:12Oh!
0:16:15 > 0:16:16Nooooo!
0:16:16 > 0:16:17APPLAUSE
0:16:17 > 0:16:19Oh! At the end of that round,
0:16:19 > 0:16:23no-one gets a gold star, but we did pie someone in the face!
0:16:23 > 0:16:25APPLAUSE
0:16:28 > 0:16:30Time now for... Charlie, please.
0:16:30 > 0:16:34HE PLAYS FANFARE
0:16:36 > 0:16:38APPLAUSE
0:16:38 > 0:16:40Yeah. It's time for High School Drop-Out.
0:16:40 > 0:16:43'High School Drop-Out.'
0:16:43 > 0:16:45In a moment, two of our adult guests
0:16:45 > 0:16:47will go head-to-head on the dreaded
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Dog Ate My Homework Drop Zone.
0:16:54 > 0:16:58So, Honey's team, who is taking on The Drop?
0:16:58 > 0:17:00- Charlie.- Charlie.
0:17:00 > 0:17:04OK. And Callum, who are we going for on your team?
0:17:04 > 0:17:05Saima!
0:17:05 > 0:17:07OK, Saima and Charlie,
0:17:07 > 0:17:11please take your positions on The Drop Zone.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14APPLAUSE
0:17:16 > 0:17:18OK, and don't forget, when I ask you the questions now,
0:17:18 > 0:17:20the first person to get three wrong gets dropped,
0:17:20 > 0:17:23and the person left standing wins themselves a gold star.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25You can confer with your team.
0:17:25 > 0:17:29Our first question is for Charlie Baker.
0:17:29 > 0:17:34Charlie, roughly, what percentage of people are left-handed?
0:17:34 > 0:17:36A, 12%,
0:17:36 > 0:17:39or B, 22%.
0:17:39 > 0:17:43- What do we think?- I'm thinking 22%, Honey. What do you think?
0:17:43 > 0:17:45- No.- You think 12%?
0:17:45 > 0:17:48No. Cos I bet most of these people are right-handed.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50Oh, that's a good question.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52Yeah, most of them would be - maybe 78% of them!
0:17:52 > 0:17:54Yeah.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56Go with what your heart says.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59I'm going with what my legs are currently saying.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01I'm going to say B, Iain.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03B, 22.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05Charlie, you'll be delighted to know...
0:18:05 > 0:18:09that Honey was correct. It was 12%.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11Honey, I'm so sorry, I will listen to you from now on.
0:18:11 > 0:18:16- OK. Saima.- Mm.- A koala bear is a type of bear.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19A, true, B, false.
0:18:19 > 0:18:20You can confer.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22Rory is a koala bear expert, you'll be glad to know.
0:18:22 > 0:18:26It's true. No. It's true that I'm an expert, but it's false.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28- It's false?- False.- OK. False.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31- A little fact about koala bears, they stink.- Oh.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33Honest, I held one, it stunk.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35LAUGHTER
0:18:35 > 0:18:37So is a koala bear a type of bear?
0:18:37 > 0:18:39- A, true, B, false.- B, false.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41And I can tell you...
0:18:41 > 0:18:43you're correct, it is false.
0:18:43 > 0:18:44- CHARLIE:- Well done.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46Yes.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48So your light stays green.
0:18:48 > 0:18:49Charlie, you're on amber lights.
0:18:49 > 0:18:50Here we go!
0:18:50 > 0:18:53A word or sequence of words that reads the same
0:18:53 > 0:18:58backwards and forwards is called a palindrome or a pangram.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00Palindrome or a pangram?
0:19:00 > 0:19:04- I'm thinking palindrome.- It is. - A, palindrome, Iain.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06Is correct!
0:19:06 > 0:19:07Yes!
0:19:07 > 0:19:10APPLAUSE
0:19:10 > 0:19:14Saima, the world's largest recorded snowflake
0:19:14 > 0:19:19was 38cm wide or 24cm wide?
0:19:19 > 0:19:21Callum, what are you thinking?
0:19:21 > 0:19:24- I'm going to go with 24. - You're thinking 24?- Yeah.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27- I agree. 24.- You're going to go 24? - 24.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30Callum, you clever, clever man. You just got Saima...
0:19:30 > 0:19:32one closer to a drop.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35It's 38 centimetres.
0:19:35 > 0:19:36You go amber, Saima.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39Over to Charlie Baker, here we go.
0:19:39 > 0:19:44A group of lemurs is called a scheme or a conspiracy?
0:19:44 > 0:19:46Honey, what sounds more plausible?
0:19:46 > 0:19:48- The first one.- A scheme?
0:19:48 > 0:19:50- Yeah.- What do you think, Ahir?
0:19:50 > 0:19:53- I have no idea.- No. But I'm going to go with Honey's answer,
0:19:53 > 0:19:56- completely trusting my team captain. - OK.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58If I'm wrong, I'll feel really bad.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00No, don't feel bad, Honey, it's my own fault,
0:20:00 > 0:20:02I didn't listen to you earlier on, so...
0:20:02 > 0:20:04You've learned from the error of your ways.
0:20:04 > 0:20:07- You've listened to Honey.- Yeah. - I'm delighted to tell you...
0:20:07 > 0:20:09- you've got the wrong answer!- Yeah.
0:20:09 > 0:20:13It's a conspiracy! It's a conspiracy of lemurs.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15Saima,
0:20:15 > 0:20:18in the USA, how many acres of pizza
0:20:18 > 0:20:21are estimated to be eaten every day?
0:20:21 > 0:20:24100 acres, or 150 acres?
0:20:24 > 0:20:25Oh!
0:20:25 > 0:20:26How many acres of pizza, are...
0:20:26 > 0:20:29BAD AMERICAN ACCENT: ..eaten by those there Americans?
0:20:29 > 0:20:30I feel like it's 150.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32They eat a lot of pizza there.
0:20:32 > 0:20:36We eat quite a bit of pizza in the USA.
0:20:36 > 0:20:40I don't know where in the USA I'm from...
0:20:40 > 0:20:42but I'm sure from there.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45And I love me some pizza! Blah-lah-lah!
0:20:46 > 0:20:49I think it's got to be the bigger one. What do you think, Callum?
0:20:49 > 0:20:51Yeah, 150, come on!
0:20:51 > 0:20:52OK. Let's do it. 150.
0:20:52 > 0:20:56OK, in America, every day, they eat...
0:20:56 > 0:21:00100...acres of pizza!
0:21:00 > 0:21:04- Oh!- Oh, yes!- Saima's gone red! - Get in there.
0:21:04 > 0:21:08Both are one wrong answer away from being binned.
0:21:08 > 0:21:12Charlie, which is the largest body of water?
0:21:12 > 0:21:15A, Atlantic Ocean, B, Pacific Ocean.
0:21:15 > 0:21:20- Ahir Shah? - I think it's the Atlantic.
0:21:20 > 0:21:21Ahir reckons Atlantic.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24I'm thinking Atlantic. I'm saying Atlantic.
0:21:24 > 0:21:25- Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.- Atlantic Ocean.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27Atlantic Ocean?
0:21:27 > 0:21:31Can I go back on my answer and say Pacific Ocean?
0:21:31 > 0:21:32- RORY:- No.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34Because I just saw a man in the audience go...
0:21:36 > 0:21:37LAUGHTER
0:21:37 > 0:21:40- APPLAUSE RORY:- Where is that man?
0:21:40 > 0:21:43You said Atlantic Ocean.
0:21:43 > 0:21:44I did.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46Charlie Baker, the answer is...
0:21:49 > 0:21:50..the Pacific Ocean!
0:21:50 > 0:21:52CHEERING
0:21:54 > 0:21:56APPLAUSE
0:22:02 > 0:22:05Right, Saima, in order to get the gold star,
0:22:05 > 0:22:07you must get this question correct.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09- OK.- What is faster -
0:22:09 > 0:22:11a grizzly bear,
0:22:11 > 0:22:14or the world's largest dumper truck?
0:22:14 > 0:22:16- What do you think, Saima? - I don't know.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19I've seen some videos of grizzly bears, and they can be fast.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21But I'm not sure how fast, though.
0:22:21 > 0:22:22I think it's got to be grizzly.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24Yeah. Same.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26It's got to be grizzly. Hairy and fast.
0:22:26 > 0:22:27I trust you. Grizzly.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29- You going grizzly bear?- Yep.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31I can tell you that the answer...
0:22:32 > 0:22:33..is...
0:22:34 > 0:22:36..the world's largest dumper truck!
0:22:36 > 0:22:38- Oh, no! - CHEERING
0:22:38 > 0:22:41She's getting binned. She's getting binned!
0:22:47 > 0:22:48And at the end of that round,
0:22:48 > 0:22:50none of you get a gold star, but wasn't that fun?
0:22:50 > 0:22:52Give it up for both of our teams!
0:22:52 > 0:22:54CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:22:59 > 0:23:01Enough of all this brainy stuff already.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03It's time for The School Run.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06'The School Run.'
0:23:06 > 0:23:10HIGH VOICE: Oh, no, we're really late for school.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12How are we going to get there?
0:23:12 > 0:23:15Maybe that talented Iain Stirling can help?
0:23:15 > 0:23:17Yay!
0:23:18 > 0:23:20CRASH!
0:23:20 > 0:23:22This is a relay race,
0:23:22 > 0:23:25and the first team to drop all their kids at the school wins.
0:23:25 > 0:23:29So, teams, if you'd like to join me at the start line,
0:23:29 > 0:23:31- let's do this.- Yes!
0:23:35 > 0:23:39All right. Saima, Charlie, are you feeling good?
0:23:39 > 0:23:42- Very good.- Yes.- Very excited.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44Let's get ready to race, guys. Here we go.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46'School Disco!'
0:23:46 > 0:23:48School Disco!
0:23:48 > 0:23:51MUSIC PLAYS
0:24:03 > 0:24:06RECORD SCRATCH, MUSIC STOPS
0:24:06 > 0:24:10OK. The first team to drop all the kids off at school
0:24:10 > 0:24:13and make it back are the winners.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15Saima, Charlie -
0:24:15 > 0:24:19three, two, one, go!
0:24:19 > 0:24:21AIR HORN BLARES
0:24:24 > 0:24:28CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:24:39 > 0:24:40Here comes Charlie!
0:24:45 > 0:24:47What's happening? He's barely moving!
0:24:49 > 0:24:50You've done it!
0:24:52 > 0:24:55Switch it, switch it, switch it!
0:24:55 > 0:24:57Go, go, go, go, go!
0:25:00 > 0:25:03Oh! Hurry up! Get up, get up, get up, get up!
0:25:03 > 0:25:05Go, go, go, go, go!
0:25:05 > 0:25:07Go, Honey, go, go, go, go, go!
0:25:15 > 0:25:17Honey's ripping it! Look at this!
0:25:19 > 0:25:21Honey's caught right up!
0:25:25 > 0:25:28Go, go, go, go!
0:25:28 > 0:25:30Go! He's caught her up!
0:25:30 > 0:25:33Go, go, go, go!
0:25:33 > 0:25:36This is neck and neck! It's neck and neck!
0:25:36 > 0:25:37It's neck and neck!
0:25:38 > 0:25:39Woohoo!
0:25:50 > 0:25:53He's not dropped it off! He's not dropped it off!
0:25:55 > 0:25:58It's neck and neck! It's neck and neck!
0:26:05 > 0:26:07This last corner.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17AIR HORN BLARES
0:26:17 > 0:26:20Oh! And at the end of that round,
0:26:20 > 0:26:24the winning team are getting a gold star - it's Callum's team!
0:26:24 > 0:26:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:30 > 0:26:32LIP SYNCS: And that's just about it.
0:26:32 > 0:26:34And once again,
0:26:34 > 0:26:37I've got away with lip-syncing the entire show!
0:26:38 > 0:26:41So let's add up the scores.
0:26:41 > 0:26:48- AUDIENCE:- Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!
0:26:48 > 0:26:50And the winners are...
0:26:50 > 0:26:52Callum's team.
0:26:53 > 0:26:56CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:56 > 0:26:58As for Honey's team,
0:26:58 > 0:27:00not only does the dog eat your homework,
0:27:00 > 0:27:02but you have got detention with Mr Smash.
0:27:02 > 0:27:05It's time to take The Walk of Shame.
0:27:05 > 0:27:07- # La, la, la, la-la-la - AUDIENCE:- Losers!
0:27:07 > 0:27:09- # La, la, la, la-la-la - AUDIENCE:- Losers!
0:27:09 > 0:27:11- # La, la, la, la-la-la - AUDIENCE:- Losers!
0:27:11 > 0:27:13- # La, la, la, la-la-la - AUDIENCE:- Losers!
0:27:13 > 0:27:17- # La, la, la, la-la-la, la, la, la. - AUDIENCE:- Losers! #
0:27:17 > 0:27:18So that's your lot.
0:27:18 > 0:27:21As ever, we didn't learn much, but do you know what?
0:27:21 > 0:27:22It was fun trying.
0:27:22 > 0:27:24See you all next time on...
0:27:24 > 0:27:28- AUDIENCE:- ..The Dog Ate My Homework.
0:27:28 > 0:27:29Sees ya!