0:00:02 > 0:00:04CHEERING
0:00:11 > 0:00:13GIBBERISH
0:00:49 > 0:00:52Hello, everyone watching this television programme.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55I am Iain Stirling, and welcome to The Dog Ate My Homework,
0:00:55 > 0:00:58the show that says come in, put your feet up!
0:00:58 > 0:01:01Do you know what, I'm going to put my feet up right now.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03HE GROANS
0:01:03 > 0:01:06BONES CRUNCH
0:01:06 > 0:01:07Let's take the register.
0:01:07 > 0:01:11APPLAUSE
0:01:11 > 0:01:14Thank you for that unprompted round of applause.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18On my right, a girl who did a cookery school project
0:01:18 > 0:01:20on Belgian pastries.
0:01:20 > 0:01:21It was mostly waffle.
0:01:21 > 0:01:22It's Sara, everybody.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Here, sir.
0:01:24 > 0:01:28And on Sara's team, a presenter who says success is
0:01:28 > 0:01:3110% inspiration, 90% perspiration.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34Basically, he's very successful, but he stinks.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36It's Sam Dixon.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38Here, sir.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41Also on Sara's team is a comedy actress
0:01:41 > 0:01:43who remembers being at school like it was yesterday.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45She has a very good memory.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47It's Sam Battersea.
0:01:47 > 0:01:48Here, sir.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53And on my left, a boy who failed his maths test
0:01:53 > 0:01:56for handing in photos of himself doing press-ups.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59A bit unfair cos they did ask him to show his working out.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02- It's Mykee-D.- Here, sir.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06And on Mykee-D's team,
0:02:06 > 0:02:08a CBBC legend who's always up to scratch
0:02:08 > 0:02:11because the dirty mutt's got fleas.
0:02:11 > 0:02:12It's Dodge T Dog.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17Thank you. Thank you. Yes, Miss!
0:02:17 > 0:02:18And finally, on Mykee-D's team,
0:02:18 > 0:02:22a presenter who says he won't let fame go to his head.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25We'll be all right for a couple more years yet.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28It's Mark Rhodes, everyone.
0:02:28 > 0:02:29Here, sir.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Let's give it up for both of today's teams!
0:02:34 > 0:02:37CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:02:37 > 0:02:40So what's this all about, then? I'll tell you.
0:02:40 > 0:02:44Our teams play games to try and win my special gold stars,
0:02:44 > 0:02:47and just like bees who are attracted to flowers,
0:02:47 > 0:02:50so are gold stars - they're attracted to pretty things.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Pretty things like this.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Come in, my golden stars.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59Look how they flock to his gorgeous face!
0:03:01 > 0:03:04But give me any nonsense and this'll happen.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06HE SCREAMS
0:03:06 > 0:03:08They've all gone away! Oh!
0:03:08 > 0:03:11HE RETCHES
0:03:11 > 0:03:14But don't knock it, cos it's Iain's school, so it's...
0:03:14 > 0:03:17- ALL:- Iain's rules!
0:03:17 > 0:03:19The team with the most stars at the end of the show
0:03:19 > 0:03:22are so good they don't even need a prize.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26(Come here. Come here. Yeah, get in here.)
0:03:27 > 0:03:29(We haven't got any prizes!)
0:03:29 > 0:03:31LAUGHTER
0:03:33 > 0:03:35While the losers face detention with a man so scary
0:03:35 > 0:03:39that if he stares at milk long enough, it turns into cheese.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41It's Mr Smash.
0:03:41 > 0:03:45HE GRUNTS
0:03:48 > 0:03:49Huh?
0:03:50 > 0:03:53HE YELLS
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Ha-ha-ha!
0:03:56 > 0:04:00BONGO BREAKS WIND
0:04:05 > 0:04:09BONGOS BREAK WIND AND BURP IN RHYTHM # Smooth operator
0:04:09 > 0:04:11# Smooth operator
0:04:13 > 0:04:16# Smooth operator... #
0:04:16 > 0:04:18RECORD SKIPS
0:04:18 > 0:04:20I think we can all agree none of us saw that coming.
0:04:20 > 0:04:25OK, guys, let's get on with the show!
0:04:25 > 0:04:27CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:04:29 > 0:04:32Time now for Stick To The Point.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34- ANNOUNCER:- Stick To The Point.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36This is a quickfire round.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38I'll ask questions, and if our teams are too slow,
0:04:38 > 0:04:41repeat an answer or just go... HE SPEAKS GIBBERISH
0:04:41 > 0:04:43..then I'll put them in the shush position.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45Can I see your shush positions, please.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48Good, strong shushing, apart from Dodge.
0:04:48 > 0:04:52- I'm trying. I don't have any fingers.- Good point.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54And exciting news, stick fans,
0:04:54 > 0:04:58because today I have an all-new improved stick of pointiness.
0:04:58 > 0:05:02May I present to you, the stick of pointiness mark two.
0:05:02 > 0:05:07- FANFARE AUDIENCE:- Ooh!- It's amazing.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10It's recently painted. I can't wait to try it out.
0:05:10 > 0:05:11Here we go.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14HE SCREAMS
0:05:14 > 0:05:16It's not supposed to be like that, actually.
0:05:16 > 0:05:17Don't even like that one.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20We'll just use the old stick of pointiness!
0:05:20 > 0:05:23CHEERING I just didn't want to use that one.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25OK, quickfire questions. You know the rules.
0:05:25 > 0:05:26Here's your first question.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29Things you would do at the beach, Mark.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31- Sunbathe.- Yes, please.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34- Dodge.- Dig a hole in the sand and hide things in it.
0:05:34 > 0:05:38- LAUGHTER What things?- Nothing...
0:05:40 > 0:05:43Every time Dodge is on the show and he gives the wrong answer,
0:05:43 > 0:05:44he does this thing with his hands to be cute.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46No, I don't! Ah...
0:05:48 > 0:05:52- Sara.- Uh...play football. - Yeah, I'll give you that.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55- Sam!- Do that strange crab walk to the sea when the sand's too hot.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58Ah! Eeh! Ooh! Ah! Ah! Ah!
0:05:58 > 0:06:00- Mark.- Pretend you're in a music video
0:06:00 > 0:06:01and run really slowly down the beach.
0:06:03 > 0:06:04Or, in Sam's case...
0:06:08 > 0:06:10- Sara.- Oh...
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Oh, shush position. BUZZER
0:06:12 > 0:06:15- Dodge.- Jumping in the sea and seeing, like, a rock
0:06:15 > 0:06:18and thinking it's a shark and running back to your mum and dad.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Bonus gold star for an impression of that.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Uh...
0:06:23 > 0:06:26HE SCREAMS
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Bonus gold star for Mykee-D's team.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:06:32 > 0:06:35I'm going to do a Mark versus Sam stick of pointiness-off.
0:06:35 > 0:06:36Here we go. Sam.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39Make that face when you accidentally swallow sea water.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42- I'll give you that. Mark. - Sunbathe...
0:06:42 > 0:06:45- We've had it!- Oh, no!- Yes!
0:06:45 > 0:06:47Shush position. Bonus gold star to Sara's team
0:06:47 > 0:06:49cos Sam won the competition. OK.
0:06:51 > 0:06:52Woo! Yay.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55- Sam.- Body boarding. - Body boarding.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58- Mykee-D.- Going to...the shops.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03BUZZER Shush position. Come on.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06- Dodge, it's all on you, mate. Sam.- Playing volleyball.- Yes!
0:07:06 > 0:07:08- Dodge.- Playing football.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10- We've had it. Shush position.- Yay!
0:07:10 > 0:07:12Gold star goes to Sara's team.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:07:15 > 0:07:19OK, musical instrument...noises.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Sam. Say...
0:07:22 > 0:07:24SHE BLOWS RASPBERRY Shush position, shush position.
0:07:24 > 0:07:28There was a delay then a fart, Sam. That's not what we're after.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31- Sara.- Drums.
0:07:31 > 0:07:32Very clever.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35- OK, Mykee-D.- Guitar. Wow-wow-wow...
0:07:36 > 0:07:38A guitar that's underwater.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Wow-wow-wow...
0:07:41 > 0:07:43- Dodge the dog.- A trumpet.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46HE BELLOWS
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Or a distressed lady! One of the two.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52- Sara!- Piano.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55SHE IMITATES PIANO
0:07:55 > 0:07:57It's good. Mykee-D.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Microphone. Hello.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Brilliant.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Bonus gold star.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06- Sam!- Penny whistle. - HE WHISTLES
0:08:06 > 0:08:09- Mykee-D.- Um...bongos.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Oh, shush position for the hesitation.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14- Sara.- Uh...- Shush position.
0:08:14 > 0:08:15Here we go. Sam!
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Tambourine.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19HE IMITATES TAMBOURINE
0:08:20 > 0:08:22- Mark!- Saxophone.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24HE IMITATES SAXOPHONE
0:08:25 > 0:08:28Mark is more into this than the entire audience.
0:08:30 > 0:08:31- Sam.- Flute.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33HE IMITATES FLUTE
0:08:33 > 0:08:36- What noise was that?- Flute!
0:08:36 > 0:08:39- Dodge.- One of those things that has lots of beads on it
0:08:39 > 0:08:42that you shake that goes, chaka-chaka-choo, chaka-chaka-choo.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44- Mark.- A violin.
0:08:44 > 0:08:48HE IMITATES VIOLIN
0:08:48 > 0:08:51Even Mykee-D's like, dude, I know you're going to get me a gold star,
0:08:51 > 0:08:53but this is embarrassing.
0:08:53 > 0:08:57- Dodge.- A smaller trumpet. - HE SCREECHES
0:08:57 > 0:09:01No, no. We've had it. Shush position.
0:09:01 > 0:09:02- Mark.- The orchestra man.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07- That's not an instrument! - Hey! With that attitude, it isn't.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Right, I'm going to go up to the powers above.
0:09:11 > 0:09:12Is it a musical instrument?
0:09:12 > 0:09:15- AUDIENCE:- Yes! - The audience are saying yes.
0:09:15 > 0:09:16Let's give him it.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19They just want you to carry on...
0:09:19 > 0:09:22You're like a dad dancing at a wedding.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25- Sam!- Banjo.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28Jang-jang-jang-jang, jang-jang, jang-jang!
0:09:28 > 0:09:30- Mark!- Sir! Oh...! I've lost it.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35That means the gold star goes to Sara's team.
0:09:36 > 0:09:37SCHOOL BELL RINGS
0:09:37 > 0:09:40Oh, that is school bell and, at the end of that round,
0:09:40 > 0:09:42the gold star goes to...
0:09:42 > 0:09:44- Sara's team.- Yes!
0:09:51 > 0:09:54- It's now time for Watch Your Mouth. ANNOUNCER:- Watch Your Mouth.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57Yes, it's Mr Smash's favourite round,
0:09:57 > 0:10:00where our teams show their best Mr Smash growls.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02Here, Smashy, give us a growl.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04HE GROWLS
0:10:04 > 0:10:05Do a happy growl.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07- GROWLING:- Ha-ha-ha.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Do a fabulous growl.
0:10:09 > 0:10:13HE GROWLS EXCITEDLY
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Exactly. That's the sort of thing we're looking for.
0:10:15 > 0:10:19So teams will have to try and talk properly while wearing one of these.
0:10:19 > 0:10:24It is the Mr Smash growl maker. OK?
0:10:24 > 0:10:28So, teams, growl makers in your mush, if you wouldn't mind.
0:10:28 > 0:10:29Stick them right in.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32- Iain.- What?- "Cheese, Gromit."
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Do "Wensleydale" in your accent.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38"Wensleydale, Gromit."
0:10:40 > 0:10:43Right, guys, it is general knowledge.
0:10:43 > 0:10:46- ANNOUNCER:- School disco!- Oh! School disco!
0:10:46 > 0:10:48# I need your love
0:10:54 > 0:10:55# I need your love... #
0:11:02 > 0:11:04RECORD SKIPS
0:11:04 > 0:11:06OK. Fingers on buzzers.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09Anyone can buzz in. The first question is,
0:11:09 > 0:11:11what word beginning with S is the name given
0:11:11 > 0:11:16to the watery substance formed in the mouth of humans and animals?
0:11:16 > 0:11:18- Yes, Sara's team.- Saliva.- Huh?
0:11:18 > 0:11:20Saliva.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22OK, for a bonus point,
0:11:22 > 0:11:26name three delicious things that make your mouth water, Sara's team.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29- Lemon.- LAUGHING: What?!
0:11:30 > 0:11:32- Lemons.- Lemons?- Yeah.
0:11:32 > 0:11:36- What's next?- Lions. - IAIN LAUGHS
0:11:36 > 0:11:38- Earrings.- Earrings?
0:11:38 > 0:11:42- Err-angs.- Err-angs. I can't say it, I can't say it!
0:11:42 > 0:11:45- "Err-angs"?- No, err-angs.
0:11:45 > 0:11:46- Meringues!- Yes!
0:11:46 > 0:11:49OK! OK, bonus, here we go. Fingers on buzzers.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51Which well-known Disney animation
0:11:51 > 0:11:55featuring the song Colours Of The Wind is the...
0:11:55 > 0:11:56Yes, Mykee-D.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59Hocahontas!
0:11:59 > 0:12:00One more time?
0:12:00 > 0:12:02Hocahontas!
0:12:03 > 0:12:04- Pocahontas.- Yeah!
0:12:04 > 0:12:07OK, for a bonus point, give me three things you shouldn't poke.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09- A bear.- A bear.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Lady Gaga's face.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14Lady Gaga's face. Yes.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17- Eez.- Leaves?
0:12:17 > 0:12:19Eez!
0:12:19 > 0:12:20Leeds?
0:12:22 > 0:12:26- Eez!- Bees. Bees!
0:12:26 > 0:12:27Bonus there, bonus for you guys.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29Fingers on buzzers.
0:12:29 > 0:12:34What do blueberries, the Smurfs and the sky all have in common?
0:12:34 > 0:12:35Yeah, Sara's team.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37They're blue.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42- Say it again. - They are blue.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44- Sam, what colour is your shirt? - Blue.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49For a bonus point, name three shades of blue, Sam Nixon.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52- Navy.- Yeah.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54- Royal blue.- Yeah.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56- And sky blue.- Yes!
0:12:56 > 0:13:00Bonus gold star. Round of applause.
0:13:00 > 0:13:01Fingers on buzzers.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04Spell the word pronunciation.
0:13:04 > 0:13:05Yes, Mykee-D.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07- T.- T?
0:13:08 > 0:13:10"Pronunciation". Go.
0:13:10 > 0:13:11- P.- Yeah.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13- P.- R.
0:13:13 > 0:13:15- O.- O, yeah.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17- N.- Yeah.- O...
0:13:17 > 0:13:20No, I can't give you it. Sara's team.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22HE SPEAKS GIBBERISH
0:13:24 > 0:13:27- Is that right?- Yeah. - I'll give you that.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29Bonus point. Repeat this word.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31- Phenomenon.- Phenomenon.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36- It's good. Good.- That was good.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38Sara, you're up next.
0:13:38 > 0:13:41- Phenomenon.- That was great!
0:13:41 > 0:13:43He's got a lot to follow. Can he do it? Sam Nixon.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45Phenomenon.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48Bonus gold star. There we go.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50OK, next question.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53What name is given to the family of musical instruments
0:13:53 > 0:13:55that include flutes, clarinets and oboes?
0:13:55 > 0:13:57Yes?
0:13:57 > 0:14:00- Woodwind.- Is correct.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02And for a bonus gold star, Sam Nixon,
0:14:02 > 0:14:05can you play this recorder?
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Give it a go. There we go.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14RECORDER PLAYS WEAKLY
0:14:15 > 0:14:18- Use your nose!- Use your nose!
0:14:18 > 0:14:19Oh, yeah!
0:14:20 > 0:14:22RECORDER PLAYS WEAKLY
0:14:22 > 0:14:24Yeah!
0:14:24 > 0:14:27SCHOOL BELL RINGS OK, school bell there.
0:14:27 > 0:14:32With the most correct answers and getting the gold star, it is...
0:14:32 > 0:14:34Sara's team!
0:14:40 > 0:14:42It is time now for Pie The Supply.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44- ANNOUNCER:- Pie The Supply.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47Yes, welcome to the studio four more cheerful chumps,
0:14:47 > 0:14:49all claiming to be maths teachers.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51But get this - one of them...
0:14:51 > 0:14:53is a vampire!
0:14:53 > 0:14:55THUNDERCLAP
0:14:56 > 0:14:58Huh? Sorry, what?
0:14:58 > 0:15:02Oh, sorry. One of them is a real teacher.
0:15:02 > 0:15:03I get them mixed up all the time.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06It ruins Twilight. Ruined it for me.
0:15:06 > 0:15:11As usual, our teams must identify and then Pie The Supply.
0:15:11 > 0:15:16So our maths teachers are, teacher one, Mr Williamson.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19Teacher two, Miss Ahmed.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21Teacher three, Mr Yanga.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24Teacher four, Mr Barber.
0:15:24 > 0:15:30So, Sara's team, let's delve deeper, metaphorically speaking.
0:15:30 > 0:15:31Have you got any questions for our teachers?
0:15:31 > 0:15:34- I've got one. - All right, Sam, off you go.
0:15:34 > 0:15:35Start with number one.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38- Hi, sir.- Hey, Mark.
0:15:38 > 0:15:39Sam, but...
0:15:39 > 0:15:41LAUGHTER
0:15:41 > 0:15:44Yes! Bonus gold star for teacher number one.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49- Clue's right there. - Sam, he's not an English teacher.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51I'm a maths teacher, not an English teacher.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54He'll call you number two. Right.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57Sir, number one, could you possibly just say...?
0:15:57 > 0:15:59Could you spit out your chodification, please.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02- Sam Dixon...- Nixon.
0:16:05 > 0:16:09Another bonus gold star for teacher number one.
0:16:09 > 0:16:10Sorry, go on, sir.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13Sam Nixon, will you spit out your spudification this minute!
0:16:13 > 0:16:16Spu..?! OK!
0:16:16 > 0:16:18- Number two.- You!
0:16:20 > 0:16:22Spit that chudification out.
0:16:22 > 0:16:26- "Chudification"! - This is the best game ever!
0:16:26 > 0:16:28- Three.- Zip it, Sam.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30It's not what I asked for.
0:16:31 > 0:16:36- Four.- Stand up, go to the front of the class and put that gum in a bin.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38- ALL:- Ooh!
0:16:40 > 0:16:42- I've got a question.- Right, Mark.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44Number one, 7 x 7, go.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50Mark, if I told you that, you'd be as clever as me.
0:16:51 > 0:16:54You can't give that answer having spent five minutes going...
0:16:57 > 0:17:00- Number two.- 4 x 20.
0:17:00 > 0:17:01- 40... 60.- Brilliant.
0:17:01 > 0:17:06- Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant. - Sit down.- That is brilliant.
0:17:06 > 0:17:09More than 40. That's my final answer.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11Number four. Next one, Mark.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14Number four, 14 x 6.
0:17:14 > 0:17:15Number four. Number four.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17- Oh, me? - Doesn't even know what number he is.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19Oh, sorry about that.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22- 14 x 6.- 14 x 6.
0:17:22 > 0:17:2384.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25- AUDIENCE:- Ooh!- Wow.
0:17:25 > 0:17:29OK. 4 x 24.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31- 4 x 24?- Yeah.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34- 48 x 2.- Yeah.
0:17:34 > 0:17:3680... 72?
0:17:36 > 0:17:40- Is it 83?- Really not close. - No, that's wrong.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42Tell you what, let's see what the audience have got to say.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44Audience, I mean, good luck...
0:17:46 > 0:17:47Is it one, two, three or four?
0:17:47 > 0:17:50All vote now using numbers.
0:17:50 > 0:17:51Go!
0:17:51 > 0:17:53THEY ALL SHOUT ANSWER
0:17:55 > 0:17:57A lot of people thinking it's four.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00OK, the decision is totally up to you guys.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02So who's lied, and who's about to get pied?
0:18:02 > 0:18:05Sara, it's time for you to pie the supply!
0:18:05 > 0:18:08- ANNOUNCER:- Pie The Supply!
0:18:08 > 0:18:11OK, Sara, who do you think's a maths teacher?
0:18:11 > 0:18:13There's plenty of cream on there to go round.
0:18:13 > 0:18:16- Look at how happy she is! - Look how smiley she is.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19- Who's it going to be? ALL:- Oh...!
0:18:22 > 0:18:25Number four, you got pied!
0:18:27 > 0:18:29OK, Mykee-D, we're not leaving you out, mate.
0:18:29 > 0:18:32It's time for you to pie the supply!
0:18:32 > 0:18:34- ANNOUNCER:- Pie The Supply.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37Get it rubbed in. There's loads of cream on them pies.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39- Ah...- Mykee-D is dressed...
0:18:39 > 0:18:42I mean, you're dressed Essex, mate, I love it.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46Oh, he's had a wee taste.
0:18:46 > 0:18:50Who's going to get pied? Who's going to get pied?
0:18:50 > 0:18:53- ALL:- Oh...!
0:18:59 > 0:19:02Look at number three's smug little face.
0:19:04 > 0:19:05Bring in another pie!
0:19:07 > 0:19:09OK, let's find out if they were right.
0:19:09 > 0:19:13Would the real maths teacher please step forward?
0:19:15 > 0:19:20Number four! We pied a teacher!
0:19:22 > 0:19:24That means, at the end of that round,
0:19:24 > 0:19:26the gold star goes to Sara's team!
0:19:33 > 0:19:35Time to find the High School Drop-out.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38- ANNOUNCER:- High School Drop-out.
0:19:38 > 0:19:41In this round, two of our celeb guests go head-to-head
0:19:41 > 0:19:45on the mildly terrifying Dog Ate My Homework drop zones!
0:19:45 > 0:19:50OMINOUS MUSIC
0:19:50 > 0:19:53Our panellists will have to answer general knowledge questions
0:19:53 > 0:19:56while standing, legs trembling, on their drop zones.
0:19:56 > 0:20:01The first one to get three wrong answers is then totally binned.
0:20:01 > 0:20:04Sara, who from your team do you want to take the drop?
0:20:04 > 0:20:08- Sam.- Oh, man.- So we're going for Sam Nixon first.- Yes.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10And Mykee-D, what are we going to do?
0:20:10 > 0:20:12A Sam and Mark head-to-head.
0:20:12 > 0:20:16- Oh!- I... Wha...?
0:20:16 > 0:20:19Lads, take your positions on the drop zone!
0:20:21 > 0:20:23CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:20:25 > 0:20:28OK, there they are, standing on the drop zones.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30It's really high!
0:20:30 > 0:20:31I can't even see you.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35- OK, Sam.- Yeah? - You get the first question.
0:20:35 > 0:20:41Which weighs more? Hot water or cold water.
0:20:41 > 0:20:45- Ha-ha! OK.- Can you help your team-mate out, guys?
0:20:45 > 0:20:47Sara's just said hot.
0:20:47 > 0:20:48Why do you think that, Sara?
0:20:48 > 0:20:51- I'm just picking, just randomly. - Feels right, Sam, it feels right!
0:20:51 > 0:20:53It's a hunch, it's a hunch, I think.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55You're double bluffing me.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58- Cold.- That's locked in now.
0:20:58 > 0:20:59I mean...
0:21:01 > 0:21:02Cold, I'm going cold. Sorry, Sara, sorry, Sara.
0:21:02 > 0:21:05Sara said hot water, and I can tell you the answer is...
0:21:05 > 0:21:07hot water!
0:21:09 > 0:21:12- Sorry, Sara.- What are you doing, Mark?- You should have listened.
0:21:12 > 0:21:15Sorry, it's my premature victory dance.
0:21:16 > 0:21:20- Next question. In 1982...- Ooh...
0:21:20 > 0:21:24..Steven Spielberg's film ET originally started life
0:21:24 > 0:21:27as a screenplay with which title?
0:21:27 > 0:21:31A, Night Skies, B, Out Of This World.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34Night Skies or Out Of This World.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36- Out Of This World. - You think Out Of This World?
0:21:36 > 0:21:40- It kind of makes sense. - I can't decide.- Thanks, Dodge(!)
0:21:40 > 0:21:41I've got a headache.
0:21:41 > 0:21:45We are going to go with Out Of This World.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48And I can tell you that the correct answer is...
0:21:48 > 0:21:49it's Night Skies.
0:21:49 > 0:21:53- Oh, no!- No! SARA:- Yay!- Oh!
0:21:54 > 0:21:57What was that victory dance you were doing?
0:21:57 > 0:21:58Next question.
0:21:58 > 0:22:01Sam, Oliver Cromwell reportedly banned
0:22:01 > 0:22:04which of the following Christmas traditions in England?
0:22:04 > 0:22:08Was it A, the eating of mince pies and Christmas puddings,
0:22:08 > 0:22:12or B, the singing of Christmas carols after midnight?
0:22:12 > 0:22:14I think it'd be the Christmas carol one.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16I think it would be. Don't you think?
0:22:16 > 0:22:19- Sara? - Now, can we just check with...?
0:22:19 > 0:22:22Yeah, I know, Sara, you're smashing it at the minute.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24- Yeah, I agree with you. - You agree?- Yeah.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26So the singing of Christmas carols at midnight, B.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28Yes, please. Oh, no!
0:22:28 > 0:22:31You know that Oliver Cromwell banned...
0:22:31 > 0:22:33the eating of mince pies and Christmas pudding!
0:22:36 > 0:22:38Look how nervous he is!
0:22:39 > 0:22:42Sam is one wrong question away from the drop.
0:22:42 > 0:22:46- Sam, Sam, just...just in case.- No!
0:22:47 > 0:22:50Stop it, because you might knock it by accident.
0:22:50 > 0:22:51Oh!
0:22:52 > 0:22:54Put the lid on it, put the lid on it!
0:22:56 > 0:22:58Mark Rhodes, this is to stay on amber.
0:22:58 > 0:23:01Which structure in London is taller?
0:23:01 > 0:23:06The London Eye, or the arch above Wembley Stadium?
0:23:06 > 0:23:08- A.- It's got to be the Eye?
0:23:08 > 0:23:10I would go Wembley arch,
0:23:10 > 0:23:13but you're in charge, as team captain.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15Yeah, let's go with the arch.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17- You're going to go Wembley arch. - You're going Wembley arch?
0:23:17 > 0:23:20- Yeah.- OK. Right.
0:23:22 > 0:23:25Do you know why Mykee-D said London Eye straight off the bat?
0:23:25 > 0:23:28- He said that because...- It's right. - ..London Eye is the correct answer!
0:23:28 > 0:23:30Yes!
0:23:30 > 0:23:34Mark Rhodes and Sam Nixon are both on red.
0:23:34 > 0:23:37The next wrong answer, they are dropped.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39- I'm so sorry.- OK, Sam.
0:23:39 > 0:23:42- In the human body...- Can I just check one last thing?- Yeah.
0:23:42 > 0:23:46- If I get it wrong, do I go straightaway?- You're gone.
0:23:46 > 0:23:49Or we might keep it for a bit, and then you're gone.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52- One other thing...- Right.
0:23:52 > 0:23:55Is your button genuinely connected to this,
0:23:55 > 0:23:57or is it a TV prop?
0:23:57 > 0:23:59- All I'm going to say is this.- Yep.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01- Imagine this is your feet, right? - Yep.
0:24:01 > 0:24:03- Make sure your feet are right on... - Argh!
0:24:03 > 0:24:06- ..right on the thing. - Stop it! Next question.
0:24:06 > 0:24:09Don't be walking about. That's health and safety.
0:24:09 > 0:24:13- Got to get this right.- I wish I'd not worn these heavy shoes.
0:24:13 > 0:24:17- Sam.- Yeah?- In the human body, what is the hallux?
0:24:17 > 0:24:20A, the big toe, B, the smallest toe.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23- Oh, what?- What is the hallux?
0:24:23 > 0:24:26Guys, have you ever taken your shoe off...?
0:24:26 > 0:24:28It makes me think of a small toe.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31"Hallix", "harlux", makes Sara think of a little toe.
0:24:31 > 0:24:34- Good luck.- So you're 100% small toe?
0:24:34 > 0:24:37Well, I'm not 100%, but that's the answer I'm going for.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39- That's your final answer? - That's my final answer.
0:24:39 > 0:24:40- Good luck.- Oh...
0:24:40 > 0:24:43This is going to hurt my hallux, this, isn't it?
0:24:44 > 0:24:46- Sam...- Yeah?
0:24:46 > 0:24:49We asked you, in the human body what is the hallux?
0:24:49 > 0:24:52- A, big toe, B, the small toe.- Yeah.
0:24:52 > 0:24:53You went with the small toe.
0:24:53 > 0:24:55The answer is...
0:24:55 > 0:24:56- Oh, no.- Written down...
0:24:58 > 0:25:00- ..on this card. - My ankles have gone weak.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02- It's A, big toe!- No!
0:25:10 > 0:25:12I've think I've broke my hallux!
0:25:13 > 0:25:18- Sam, are you all right? - I've broke my hallux!
0:25:19 > 0:25:22- Oh...- Mark, this is to win. - Oh, come on.
0:25:22 > 0:25:26How many strings does a mandolin have?
0:25:26 > 0:25:28A, seven, or B, eight.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30Mark, we love you, and we're sorry.
0:25:31 > 0:25:36- I think...seven. - Why?- Just on a whim.- I don't know.
0:25:36 > 0:25:38Cos he's sat down there and doesn't really care.
0:25:38 > 0:25:40That's true.
0:25:40 > 0:25:44Due to the fact that I don't know what I'm saying...
0:25:44 > 0:25:47let's go with seven.
0:25:47 > 0:25:48- Yes.- Seven.
0:25:48 > 0:25:50Hold on to your hallux!
0:25:50 > 0:25:52Oh, man.
0:25:52 > 0:25:55How many strings does a mandolin have?
0:25:56 > 0:25:58- You said seven.- Come on.
0:25:58 > 0:26:01If it's seven, you've won the game, you get a gold star.
0:26:04 > 0:26:07Let's say Sam Nixon plays a lot of musical instruments
0:26:07 > 0:26:09and he's pretty excited to see the outcome of this.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13A, seven, or B, eight. You said seven.
0:26:13 > 0:26:16- The answer is... - Nice meeting you, Mark.
0:26:19 > 0:26:20It's B, eight!
0:26:22 > 0:26:24No!
0:26:29 > 0:26:31At the end of that round, neither survived getting binned
0:26:31 > 0:26:34so you both get yourselves a gold star!
0:26:34 > 0:26:36CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:26:41 > 0:26:45And that's just about it. Let's add up the scores.
0:26:45 > 0:26:52- AUDIENCE:- Oooh...!
0:26:53 > 0:26:56And the winners are...
0:26:56 > 0:26:57Sara's team!
0:27:01 > 0:27:06Congratulations, you lot. You are billionaires on the inside.
0:27:06 > 0:27:09As for Mykee-D's team, not only does the dog eat your homework,
0:27:09 > 0:27:11but you get detention with Mr Smash.
0:27:11 > 0:27:14It's time to do the walk of shame.
0:27:14 > 0:27:17- # La-la-la, la-la-la - Losers!
0:27:17 > 0:27:18- # La-la-la, la-la-la - Losers!
0:27:18 > 0:27:20- # La-la-la, la-la-la - Losers!
0:27:20 > 0:27:22- # La-la-la, la-la-la - Losers!
0:27:22 > 0:27:25- # La-la-la, la-la-la - Losers!
0:27:25 > 0:27:26# Losers. #
0:27:26 > 0:27:27So that's your lot.
0:27:27 > 0:27:30As ever, we didn't learn much, but it was fun trying.
0:27:30 > 0:27:31See you next time on...
0:27:31 > 0:27:35The Dog Ate My Homework!
0:27:35 > 0:27:36Sees ya!