Episode 2

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04CHEERING

0:00:11 > 0:00:13GIBBERISH

0:00:49 > 0:00:52Hello, everyone watching this television programme.

0:00:52 > 0:00:55I am Iain Stirling, and welcome to The Dog Ate My Homework,

0:00:55 > 0:00:58the show that says come in, put your feet up!

0:00:58 > 0:01:01Do you know what, I'm going to put my feet up right now.

0:01:01 > 0:01:03HE GROANS

0:01:03 > 0:01:06BONES CRUNCH

0:01:06 > 0:01:07Let's take the register.

0:01:07 > 0:01:11APPLAUSE

0:01:11 > 0:01:14Thank you for that unprompted round of applause.

0:01:15 > 0:01:18On my right, a girl who did a cookery school project

0:01:18 > 0:01:20on Belgian pastries.

0:01:20 > 0:01:21It was mostly waffle.

0:01:21 > 0:01:22It's Sara, everybody.

0:01:22 > 0:01:24Here, sir.

0:01:24 > 0:01:28And on Sara's team, a presenter who says success is

0:01:28 > 0:01:3110% inspiration, 90% perspiration.

0:01:31 > 0:01:34Basically, he's very successful, but he stinks.

0:01:34 > 0:01:36It's Sam Dixon.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38Here, sir.

0:01:38 > 0:01:41Also on Sara's team is a comedy actress

0:01:41 > 0:01:43who remembers being at school like it was yesterday.

0:01:43 > 0:01:45She has a very good memory.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47It's Sam Battersea.

0:01:47 > 0:01:48Here, sir.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53And on my left, a boy who failed his maths test

0:01:53 > 0:01:56for handing in photos of himself doing press-ups.

0:01:56 > 0:01:59A bit unfair cos they did ask him to show his working out.

0:01:59 > 0:02:02- It's Mykee-D.- Here, sir.

0:02:03 > 0:02:06And on Mykee-D's team,

0:02:06 > 0:02:08a CBBC legend who's always up to scratch

0:02:08 > 0:02:11because the dirty mutt's got fleas.

0:02:11 > 0:02:12It's Dodge T Dog.

0:02:14 > 0:02:17Thank you. Thank you. Yes, Miss!

0:02:17 > 0:02:18And finally, on Mykee-D's team,

0:02:18 > 0:02:22a presenter who says he won't let fame go to his head.

0:02:23 > 0:02:25We'll be all right for a couple more years yet.

0:02:25 > 0:02:28It's Mark Rhodes, everyone.

0:02:28 > 0:02:29Here, sir.

0:02:30 > 0:02:32Let's give it up for both of today's teams!

0:02:34 > 0:02:37CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

0:02:37 > 0:02:40So what's this all about, then? I'll tell you.

0:02:40 > 0:02:44Our teams play games to try and win my special gold stars,

0:02:44 > 0:02:47and just like bees who are attracted to flowers,

0:02:47 > 0:02:50so are gold stars - they're attracted to pretty things.

0:02:50 > 0:02:52Pretty things like this.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56Come in, my golden stars.

0:02:56 > 0:02:59Look how they flock to his gorgeous face!

0:03:01 > 0:03:04But give me any nonsense and this'll happen.

0:03:04 > 0:03:06HE SCREAMS

0:03:06 > 0:03:08They've all gone away! Oh!

0:03:08 > 0:03:11HE RETCHES

0:03:11 > 0:03:14But don't knock it, cos it's Iain's school, so it's...

0:03:14 > 0:03:17- ALL:- Iain's rules!

0:03:17 > 0:03:19The team with the most stars at the end of the show

0:03:19 > 0:03:22are so good they don't even need a prize.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26(Come here. Come here. Yeah, get in here.)

0:03:27 > 0:03:29(We haven't got any prizes!)

0:03:29 > 0:03:31LAUGHTER

0:03:33 > 0:03:35While the losers face detention with a man so scary

0:03:35 > 0:03:39that if he stares at milk long enough, it turns into cheese.

0:03:39 > 0:03:41It's Mr Smash.

0:03:41 > 0:03:45HE GRUNTS

0:03:48 > 0:03:49Huh?

0:03:50 > 0:03:53HE YELLS

0:03:53 > 0:03:55Ha-ha-ha!

0:03:56 > 0:04:00BONGO BREAKS WIND

0:04:05 > 0:04:09BONGOS BREAK WIND AND BURP IN RHYTHM # Smooth operator

0:04:09 > 0:04:11# Smooth operator

0:04:13 > 0:04:16# Smooth operator... #

0:04:16 > 0:04:18RECORD SKIPS

0:04:18 > 0:04:20I think we can all agree none of us saw that coming.

0:04:20 > 0:04:25OK, guys, let's get on with the show!

0:04:25 > 0:04:27CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

0:04:29 > 0:04:32Time now for Stick To The Point.

0:04:32 > 0:04:34- ANNOUNCER:- Stick To The Point.

0:04:34 > 0:04:36This is a quickfire round.

0:04:36 > 0:04:38I'll ask questions, and if our teams are too slow,

0:04:38 > 0:04:41repeat an answer or just go... HE SPEAKS GIBBERISH

0:04:41 > 0:04:43..then I'll put them in the shush position.

0:04:43 > 0:04:45Can I see your shush positions, please.

0:04:45 > 0:04:48Good, strong shushing, apart from Dodge.

0:04:48 > 0:04:52- I'm trying. I don't have any fingers.- Good point.

0:04:52 > 0:04:54And exciting news, stick fans,

0:04:54 > 0:04:58because today I have an all-new improved stick of pointiness.

0:04:58 > 0:05:02May I present to you, the stick of pointiness mark two.

0:05:02 > 0:05:07- FANFARE AUDIENCE:- Ooh!- It's amazing.

0:05:07 > 0:05:10It's recently painted. I can't wait to try it out.

0:05:10 > 0:05:11Here we go.

0:05:11 > 0:05:14HE SCREAMS

0:05:14 > 0:05:16It's not supposed to be like that, actually.

0:05:16 > 0:05:17Don't even like that one.

0:05:17 > 0:05:20We'll just use the old stick of pointiness!

0:05:20 > 0:05:23CHEERING I just didn't want to use that one.

0:05:23 > 0:05:25OK, quickfire questions. You know the rules.

0:05:25 > 0:05:26Here's your first question.

0:05:26 > 0:05:29Things you would do at the beach, Mark.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31- Sunbathe.- Yes, please.

0:05:31 > 0:05:34- Dodge.- Dig a hole in the sand and hide things in it.

0:05:34 > 0:05:38- LAUGHTER What things?- Nothing...

0:05:40 > 0:05:43Every time Dodge is on the show and he gives the wrong answer,

0:05:43 > 0:05:44he does this thing with his hands to be cute.

0:05:44 > 0:05:46No, I don't! Ah...

0:05:48 > 0:05:52- Sara.- Uh...play football. - Yeah, I'll give you that.

0:05:52 > 0:05:55- Sam!- Do that strange crab walk to the sea when the sand's too hot.

0:05:55 > 0:05:58Ah! Eeh! Ooh! Ah! Ah! Ah!

0:05:58 > 0:06:00- Mark.- Pretend you're in a music video

0:06:00 > 0:06:01and run really slowly down the beach.

0:06:03 > 0:06:04Or, in Sam's case...

0:06:08 > 0:06:10- Sara.- Oh...

0:06:10 > 0:06:12Oh, shush position. BUZZER

0:06:12 > 0:06:15- Dodge.- Jumping in the sea and seeing, like, a rock

0:06:15 > 0:06:18and thinking it's a shark and running back to your mum and dad.

0:06:19 > 0:06:21Bonus gold star for an impression of that.

0:06:21 > 0:06:23Uh...

0:06:23 > 0:06:26HE SCREAMS

0:06:26 > 0:06:28Bonus gold star for Mykee-D's team.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

0:06:32 > 0:06:35I'm going to do a Mark versus Sam stick of pointiness-off.

0:06:35 > 0:06:36Here we go. Sam.

0:06:36 > 0:06:39Make that face when you accidentally swallow sea water.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42- I'll give you that. Mark. - Sunbathe...

0:06:42 > 0:06:45- We've had it!- Oh, no!- Yes!

0:06:45 > 0:06:47Shush position. Bonus gold star to Sara's team

0:06:47 > 0:06:49cos Sam won the competition. OK.

0:06:51 > 0:06:52Woo! Yay.

0:06:52 > 0:06:55- Sam.- Body boarding. - Body boarding.

0:06:55 > 0:06:58- Mykee-D.- Going to...the shops.

0:07:01 > 0:07:03BUZZER Shush position. Come on.

0:07:03 > 0:07:06- Dodge, it's all on you, mate. Sam.- Playing volleyball.- Yes!

0:07:06 > 0:07:08- Dodge.- Playing football.

0:07:08 > 0:07:10- We've had it. Shush position.- Yay!

0:07:10 > 0:07:12Gold star goes to Sara's team.

0:07:12 > 0:07:15CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

0:07:15 > 0:07:19OK, musical instrument...noises.

0:07:19 > 0:07:21Sam. Say...

0:07:22 > 0:07:24SHE BLOWS RASPBERRY Shush position, shush position.

0:07:24 > 0:07:28There was a delay then a fart, Sam. That's not what we're after.

0:07:28 > 0:07:31- Sara.- Drums.

0:07:31 > 0:07:32Very clever.

0:07:32 > 0:07:35- OK, Mykee-D.- Guitar. Wow-wow-wow...

0:07:36 > 0:07:38A guitar that's underwater.

0:07:38 > 0:07:40Wow-wow-wow...

0:07:41 > 0:07:43- Dodge the dog.- A trumpet.

0:07:43 > 0:07:46HE BELLOWS

0:07:48 > 0:07:50Or a distressed lady! One of the two.

0:07:50 > 0:07:52- Sara!- Piano.

0:07:52 > 0:07:55SHE IMITATES PIANO

0:07:55 > 0:07:57It's good. Mykee-D.

0:07:57 > 0:07:59Microphone. Hello.

0:07:59 > 0:08:02LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Brilliant.

0:08:02 > 0:08:04Bonus gold star.

0:08:04 > 0:08:06- Sam!- Penny whistle. - HE WHISTLES

0:08:06 > 0:08:09- Mykee-D.- Um...bongos.

0:08:09 > 0:08:11Oh, shush position for the hesitation.

0:08:11 > 0:08:14- Sara.- Uh...- Shush position.

0:08:14 > 0:08:15Here we go. Sam!

0:08:15 > 0:08:17Tambourine.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19HE IMITATES TAMBOURINE

0:08:20 > 0:08:22- Mark!- Saxophone.

0:08:22 > 0:08:24HE IMITATES SAXOPHONE

0:08:25 > 0:08:28Mark is more into this than the entire audience.

0:08:30 > 0:08:31- Sam.- Flute.

0:08:31 > 0:08:33HE IMITATES FLUTE

0:08:33 > 0:08:36- What noise was that?- Flute!

0:08:36 > 0:08:39- Dodge.- One of those things that has lots of beads on it

0:08:39 > 0:08:42that you shake that goes, chaka-chaka-choo, chaka-chaka-choo.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44- Mark.- A violin.

0:08:44 > 0:08:48HE IMITATES VIOLIN

0:08:48 > 0:08:51Even Mykee-D's like, dude, I know you're going to get me a gold star,

0:08:51 > 0:08:53but this is embarrassing.

0:08:53 > 0:08:57- Dodge.- A smaller trumpet. - HE SCREECHES

0:08:57 > 0:09:01No, no. We've had it. Shush position.

0:09:01 > 0:09:02- Mark.- The orchestra man.

0:09:04 > 0:09:07- That's not an instrument! - Hey! With that attitude, it isn't.

0:09:09 > 0:09:11Right, I'm going to go up to the powers above.

0:09:11 > 0:09:12Is it a musical instrument?

0:09:12 > 0:09:15- AUDIENCE:- Yes! - The audience are saying yes.

0:09:15 > 0:09:16Let's give him it.

0:09:16 > 0:09:19They just want you to carry on...

0:09:19 > 0:09:22You're like a dad dancing at a wedding.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25- Sam!- Banjo.

0:09:25 > 0:09:28Jang-jang-jang-jang, jang-jang, jang-jang!

0:09:28 > 0:09:30- Mark!- Sir! Oh...! I've lost it.

0:09:32 > 0:09:35That means the gold star goes to Sara's team.

0:09:36 > 0:09:37SCHOOL BELL RINGS

0:09:37 > 0:09:40Oh, that is school bell and, at the end of that round,

0:09:40 > 0:09:42the gold star goes to...

0:09:42 > 0:09:44- Sara's team.- Yes!

0:09:51 > 0:09:54- It's now time for Watch Your Mouth. ANNOUNCER:- Watch Your Mouth.

0:09:54 > 0:09:57Yes, it's Mr Smash's favourite round,

0:09:57 > 0:10:00where our teams show their best Mr Smash growls.

0:10:00 > 0:10:02Here, Smashy, give us a growl.

0:10:02 > 0:10:04HE GROWLS

0:10:04 > 0:10:05Do a happy growl.

0:10:05 > 0:10:07- GROWLING:- Ha-ha-ha.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09Do a fabulous growl.

0:10:09 > 0:10:13HE GROWLS EXCITEDLY

0:10:13 > 0:10:15Exactly. That's the sort of thing we're looking for.

0:10:15 > 0:10:19So teams will have to try and talk properly while wearing one of these.

0:10:19 > 0:10:24It is the Mr Smash growl maker. OK?

0:10:24 > 0:10:28So, teams, growl makers in your mush, if you wouldn't mind.

0:10:28 > 0:10:29Stick them right in.

0:10:29 > 0:10:32- Iain.- What?- "Cheese, Gromit."

0:10:34 > 0:10:36Do "Wensleydale" in your accent.

0:10:36 > 0:10:38"Wensleydale, Gromit."

0:10:40 > 0:10:43Right, guys, it is general knowledge.

0:10:43 > 0:10:46- ANNOUNCER:- School disco!- Oh! School disco!

0:10:46 > 0:10:48# I need your love

0:10:54 > 0:10:55# I need your love... #

0:11:02 > 0:11:04RECORD SKIPS

0:11:04 > 0:11:06OK. Fingers on buzzers.

0:11:06 > 0:11:09Anyone can buzz in. The first question is,

0:11:09 > 0:11:11what word beginning with S is the name given

0:11:11 > 0:11:16to the watery substance formed in the mouth of humans and animals?

0:11:16 > 0:11:18- Yes, Sara's team.- Saliva.- Huh?

0:11:18 > 0:11:20Saliva.

0:11:20 > 0:11:22OK, for a bonus point,

0:11:22 > 0:11:26name three delicious things that make your mouth water, Sara's team.

0:11:26 > 0:11:29- Lemon.- LAUGHING: What?!

0:11:30 > 0:11:32- Lemons.- Lemons?- Yeah.

0:11:32 > 0:11:36- What's next?- Lions. - IAIN LAUGHS

0:11:36 > 0:11:38- Earrings.- Earrings?

0:11:38 > 0:11:42- Err-angs.- Err-angs. I can't say it, I can't say it!

0:11:42 > 0:11:45- "Err-angs"?- No, err-angs.

0:11:45 > 0:11:46- Meringues!- Yes!

0:11:46 > 0:11:49OK! OK, bonus, here we go. Fingers on buzzers.

0:11:49 > 0:11:51Which well-known Disney animation

0:11:51 > 0:11:55featuring the song Colours Of The Wind is the...

0:11:55 > 0:11:56Yes, Mykee-D.

0:11:56 > 0:11:59Hocahontas!

0:11:59 > 0:12:00One more time?

0:12:00 > 0:12:02Hocahontas!

0:12:03 > 0:12:04- Pocahontas.- Yeah!

0:12:04 > 0:12:07OK, for a bonus point, give me three things you shouldn't poke.

0:12:07 > 0:12:09- A bear.- A bear.

0:12:09 > 0:12:11Lady Gaga's face.

0:12:11 > 0:12:14Lady Gaga's face. Yes.

0:12:14 > 0:12:17- Eez.- Leaves?

0:12:17 > 0:12:19Eez!

0:12:19 > 0:12:20Leeds?

0:12:22 > 0:12:26- Eez!- Bees. Bees!

0:12:26 > 0:12:27Bonus there, bonus for you guys.

0:12:27 > 0:12:29Fingers on buzzers.

0:12:29 > 0:12:34What do blueberries, the Smurfs and the sky all have in common?

0:12:34 > 0:12:35Yeah, Sara's team.

0:12:35 > 0:12:37They're blue.

0:12:39 > 0:12:42- Say it again. - They are blue.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44- Sam, what colour is your shirt? - Blue.

0:12:46 > 0:12:49For a bonus point, name three shades of blue, Sam Nixon.

0:12:49 > 0:12:52- Navy.- Yeah.

0:12:52 > 0:12:54- Royal blue.- Yeah.

0:12:54 > 0:12:56- And sky blue.- Yes!

0:12:56 > 0:13:00Bonus gold star. Round of applause.

0:13:00 > 0:13:01Fingers on buzzers.

0:13:01 > 0:13:04Spell the word pronunciation.

0:13:04 > 0:13:05Yes, Mykee-D.

0:13:05 > 0:13:07- T.- T?

0:13:08 > 0:13:10"Pronunciation". Go.

0:13:10 > 0:13:11- P.- Yeah.

0:13:11 > 0:13:13- P.- R.

0:13:13 > 0:13:15- O.- O, yeah.

0:13:15 > 0:13:17- N.- Yeah.- O...

0:13:17 > 0:13:20No, I can't give you it. Sara's team.

0:13:20 > 0:13:22HE SPEAKS GIBBERISH

0:13:24 > 0:13:27- Is that right?- Yeah. - I'll give you that.

0:13:27 > 0:13:29Bonus point. Repeat this word.

0:13:29 > 0:13:31- Phenomenon.- Phenomenon.

0:13:33 > 0:13:36- It's good. Good.- That was good.

0:13:36 > 0:13:38Sara, you're up next.

0:13:38 > 0:13:41- Phenomenon.- That was great!

0:13:41 > 0:13:43He's got a lot to follow. Can he do it? Sam Nixon.

0:13:43 > 0:13:45Phenomenon.

0:13:46 > 0:13:48Bonus gold star. There we go.

0:13:48 > 0:13:50OK, next question.

0:13:50 > 0:13:53What name is given to the family of musical instruments

0:13:53 > 0:13:55that include flutes, clarinets and oboes?

0:13:55 > 0:13:57Yes?

0:13:57 > 0:14:00- Woodwind.- Is correct.

0:14:00 > 0:14:02And for a bonus gold star, Sam Nixon,

0:14:02 > 0:14:05can you play this recorder?

0:14:05 > 0:14:07Give it a go. There we go.

0:14:11 > 0:14:14RECORDER PLAYS WEAKLY

0:14:15 > 0:14:18- Use your nose!- Use your nose!

0:14:18 > 0:14:19Oh, yeah!

0:14:20 > 0:14:22RECORDER PLAYS WEAKLY

0:14:22 > 0:14:24Yeah!

0:14:24 > 0:14:27SCHOOL BELL RINGS OK, school bell there.

0:14:27 > 0:14:32With the most correct answers and getting the gold star, it is...

0:14:32 > 0:14:34Sara's team!

0:14:40 > 0:14:42It is time now for Pie The Supply.

0:14:42 > 0:14:44- ANNOUNCER:- Pie The Supply.

0:14:44 > 0:14:47Yes, welcome to the studio four more cheerful chumps,

0:14:47 > 0:14:49all claiming to be maths teachers.

0:14:49 > 0:14:51But get this - one of them...

0:14:51 > 0:14:53is a vampire!

0:14:53 > 0:14:55THUNDERCLAP

0:14:56 > 0:14:58Huh? Sorry, what?

0:14:58 > 0:15:02Oh, sorry. One of them is a real teacher.

0:15:02 > 0:15:03I get them mixed up all the time.

0:15:03 > 0:15:06It ruins Twilight. Ruined it for me.

0:15:06 > 0:15:11As usual, our teams must identify and then Pie The Supply.

0:15:11 > 0:15:16So our maths teachers are, teacher one, Mr Williamson.

0:15:16 > 0:15:19Teacher two, Miss Ahmed.

0:15:19 > 0:15:21Teacher three, Mr Yanga.

0:15:21 > 0:15:24Teacher four, Mr Barber.

0:15:24 > 0:15:30So, Sara's team, let's delve deeper, metaphorically speaking.

0:15:30 > 0:15:31Have you got any questions for our teachers?

0:15:31 > 0:15:34- I've got one. - All right, Sam, off you go.

0:15:34 > 0:15:35Start with number one.

0:15:35 > 0:15:38- Hi, sir.- Hey, Mark.

0:15:38 > 0:15:39Sam, but...

0:15:39 > 0:15:41LAUGHTER

0:15:41 > 0:15:44Yes! Bonus gold star for teacher number one.

0:15:46 > 0:15:49- Clue's right there. - Sam, he's not an English teacher.

0:15:49 > 0:15:51I'm a maths teacher, not an English teacher.

0:15:51 > 0:15:54He'll call you number two. Right.

0:15:54 > 0:15:57Sir, number one, could you possibly just say...?

0:15:57 > 0:15:59Could you spit out your chodification, please.

0:15:59 > 0:16:02- Sam Dixon...- Nixon.

0:16:05 > 0:16:09Another bonus gold star for teacher number one.

0:16:09 > 0:16:10Sorry, go on, sir.

0:16:10 > 0:16:13Sam Nixon, will you spit out your spudification this minute!

0:16:13 > 0:16:16Spu..?! OK!

0:16:16 > 0:16:18- Number two.- You!

0:16:20 > 0:16:22Spit that chudification out.

0:16:22 > 0:16:26- "Chudification"! - This is the best game ever!

0:16:26 > 0:16:28- Three.- Zip it, Sam.

0:16:28 > 0:16:30It's not what I asked for.

0:16:31 > 0:16:36- Four.- Stand up, go to the front of the class and put that gum in a bin.

0:16:36 > 0:16:38- ALL:- Ooh!

0:16:40 > 0:16:42- I've got a question.- Right, Mark.

0:16:42 > 0:16:44Number one, 7 x 7, go.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50Mark, if I told you that, you'd be as clever as me.

0:16:51 > 0:16:54You can't give that answer having spent five minutes going...

0:16:57 > 0:17:00- Number two.- 4 x 20.

0:17:00 > 0:17:01- 40... 60.- Brilliant.

0:17:01 > 0:17:06- Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant. - Sit down.- That is brilliant.

0:17:06 > 0:17:09More than 40. That's my final answer.

0:17:09 > 0:17:11Number four. Next one, Mark.

0:17:11 > 0:17:14Number four, 14 x 6.

0:17:14 > 0:17:15Number four. Number four.

0:17:15 > 0:17:17- Oh, me? - Doesn't even know what number he is.

0:17:17 > 0:17:19Oh, sorry about that.

0:17:19 > 0:17:22- 14 x 6.- 14 x 6.

0:17:22 > 0:17:2384.

0:17:23 > 0:17:25- AUDIENCE:- Ooh!- Wow.

0:17:25 > 0:17:29OK. 4 x 24.

0:17:29 > 0:17:31- 4 x 24?- Yeah.

0:17:31 > 0:17:34- 48 x 2.- Yeah.

0:17:34 > 0:17:3680... 72?

0:17:36 > 0:17:40- Is it 83?- Really not close. - No, that's wrong.

0:17:40 > 0:17:42Tell you what, let's see what the audience have got to say.

0:17:42 > 0:17:44Audience, I mean, good luck...

0:17:46 > 0:17:47Is it one, two, three or four?

0:17:47 > 0:17:50All vote now using numbers.

0:17:50 > 0:17:51Go!

0:17:51 > 0:17:53THEY ALL SHOUT ANSWER

0:17:55 > 0:17:57A lot of people thinking it's four.

0:17:57 > 0:18:00OK, the decision is totally up to you guys.

0:18:00 > 0:18:02So who's lied, and who's about to get pied?

0:18:02 > 0:18:05Sara, it's time for you to pie the supply!

0:18:05 > 0:18:08- ANNOUNCER:- Pie The Supply!

0:18:08 > 0:18:11OK, Sara, who do you think's a maths teacher?

0:18:11 > 0:18:13There's plenty of cream on there to go round.

0:18:13 > 0:18:16- Look at how happy she is! - Look how smiley she is.

0:18:16 > 0:18:19- Who's it going to be? ALL:- Oh...!

0:18:22 > 0:18:25Number four, you got pied!

0:18:27 > 0:18:29OK, Mykee-D, we're not leaving you out, mate.

0:18:29 > 0:18:32It's time for you to pie the supply!

0:18:32 > 0:18:34- ANNOUNCER:- Pie The Supply.

0:18:34 > 0:18:37Get it rubbed in. There's loads of cream on them pies.

0:18:37 > 0:18:39- Ah...- Mykee-D is dressed...

0:18:39 > 0:18:42I mean, you're dressed Essex, mate, I love it.

0:18:44 > 0:18:46Oh, he's had a wee taste.

0:18:46 > 0:18:50Who's going to get pied? Who's going to get pied?

0:18:50 > 0:18:53- ALL:- Oh...!

0:18:59 > 0:19:02Look at number three's smug little face.

0:19:04 > 0:19:05Bring in another pie!

0:19:07 > 0:19:09OK, let's find out if they were right.

0:19:09 > 0:19:13Would the real maths teacher please step forward?

0:19:15 > 0:19:20Number four! We pied a teacher!

0:19:22 > 0:19:24That means, at the end of that round,

0:19:24 > 0:19:26the gold star goes to Sara's team!

0:19:33 > 0:19:35Time to find the High School Drop-out.

0:19:35 > 0:19:38- ANNOUNCER:- High School Drop-out.

0:19:38 > 0:19:41In this round, two of our celeb guests go head-to-head

0:19:41 > 0:19:45on the mildly terrifying Dog Ate My Homework drop zones!

0:19:45 > 0:19:50OMINOUS MUSIC

0:19:50 > 0:19:53Our panellists will have to answer general knowledge questions

0:19:53 > 0:19:56while standing, legs trembling, on their drop zones.

0:19:56 > 0:20:01The first one to get three wrong answers is then totally binned.

0:20:01 > 0:20:04Sara, who from your team do you want to take the drop?

0:20:04 > 0:20:08- Sam.- Oh, man.- So we're going for Sam Nixon first.- Yes.

0:20:08 > 0:20:10And Mykee-D, what are we going to do?

0:20:10 > 0:20:12A Sam and Mark head-to-head.

0:20:12 > 0:20:16- Oh!- I... Wha...?

0:20:16 > 0:20:19Lads, take your positions on the drop zone!

0:20:21 > 0:20:23CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

0:20:25 > 0:20:28OK, there they are, standing on the drop zones.

0:20:28 > 0:20:30It's really high!

0:20:30 > 0:20:31I can't even see you.

0:20:32 > 0:20:35- OK, Sam.- Yeah? - You get the first question.

0:20:35 > 0:20:41Which weighs more? Hot water or cold water.

0:20:41 > 0:20:45- Ha-ha! OK.- Can you help your team-mate out, guys?

0:20:45 > 0:20:47Sara's just said hot.

0:20:47 > 0:20:48Why do you think that, Sara?

0:20:48 > 0:20:51- I'm just picking, just randomly. - Feels right, Sam, it feels right!

0:20:51 > 0:20:53It's a hunch, it's a hunch, I think.

0:20:53 > 0:20:55You're double bluffing me.

0:20:56 > 0:20:58- Cold.- That's locked in now.

0:20:58 > 0:20:59I mean...

0:21:01 > 0:21:02Cold, I'm going cold. Sorry, Sara, sorry, Sara.

0:21:02 > 0:21:05Sara said hot water, and I can tell you the answer is...

0:21:05 > 0:21:07hot water!

0:21:09 > 0:21:12- Sorry, Sara.- What are you doing, Mark?- You should have listened.

0:21:12 > 0:21:15Sorry, it's my premature victory dance.

0:21:16 > 0:21:20- Next question. In 1982...- Ooh...

0:21:20 > 0:21:24..Steven Spielberg's film ET originally started life

0:21:24 > 0:21:27as a screenplay with which title?

0:21:27 > 0:21:31A, Night Skies, B, Out Of This World.

0:21:31 > 0:21:34Night Skies or Out Of This World.

0:21:34 > 0:21:36- Out Of This World. - You think Out Of This World?

0:21:36 > 0:21:40- It kind of makes sense. - I can't decide.- Thanks, Dodge(!)

0:21:40 > 0:21:41I've got a headache.

0:21:41 > 0:21:45We are going to go with Out Of This World.

0:21:45 > 0:21:48And I can tell you that the correct answer is...

0:21:48 > 0:21:49it's Night Skies.

0:21:49 > 0:21:53- Oh, no!- No! SARA:- Yay!- Oh!

0:21:54 > 0:21:57What was that victory dance you were doing?

0:21:57 > 0:21:58Next question.

0:21:58 > 0:22:01Sam, Oliver Cromwell reportedly banned

0:22:01 > 0:22:04which of the following Christmas traditions in England?

0:22:04 > 0:22:08Was it A, the eating of mince pies and Christmas puddings,

0:22:08 > 0:22:12or B, the singing of Christmas carols after midnight?

0:22:12 > 0:22:14I think it'd be the Christmas carol one.

0:22:14 > 0:22:16I think it would be. Don't you think?

0:22:16 > 0:22:19- Sara? - Now, can we just check with...?

0:22:19 > 0:22:22Yeah, I know, Sara, you're smashing it at the minute.

0:22:22 > 0:22:24- Yeah, I agree with you. - You agree?- Yeah.

0:22:24 > 0:22:26So the singing of Christmas carols at midnight, B.

0:22:26 > 0:22:28Yes, please. Oh, no!

0:22:28 > 0:22:31You know that Oliver Cromwell banned...

0:22:31 > 0:22:33the eating of mince pies and Christmas pudding!

0:22:36 > 0:22:38Look how nervous he is!

0:22:39 > 0:22:42Sam is one wrong question away from the drop.

0:22:42 > 0:22:46- Sam, Sam, just...just in case.- No!

0:22:47 > 0:22:50Stop it, because you might knock it by accident.

0:22:50 > 0:22:51Oh!

0:22:52 > 0:22:54Put the lid on it, put the lid on it!

0:22:56 > 0:22:58Mark Rhodes, this is to stay on amber.

0:22:58 > 0:23:01Which structure in London is taller?

0:23:01 > 0:23:06The London Eye, or the arch above Wembley Stadium?

0:23:06 > 0:23:08- A.- It's got to be the Eye?

0:23:08 > 0:23:10I would go Wembley arch,

0:23:10 > 0:23:13but you're in charge, as team captain.

0:23:13 > 0:23:15Yeah, let's go with the arch.

0:23:15 > 0:23:17- You're going to go Wembley arch. - You're going Wembley arch?

0:23:17 > 0:23:20- Yeah.- OK. Right.

0:23:22 > 0:23:25Do you know why Mykee-D said London Eye straight off the bat?

0:23:25 > 0:23:28- He said that because...- It's right. - ..London Eye is the correct answer!

0:23:28 > 0:23:30Yes!

0:23:30 > 0:23:34Mark Rhodes and Sam Nixon are both on red.

0:23:34 > 0:23:37The next wrong answer, they are dropped.

0:23:37 > 0:23:39- I'm so sorry.- OK, Sam.

0:23:39 > 0:23:42- In the human body...- Can I just check one last thing?- Yeah.

0:23:42 > 0:23:46- If I get it wrong, do I go straightaway?- You're gone.

0:23:46 > 0:23:49Or we might keep it for a bit, and then you're gone.

0:23:50 > 0:23:52- One other thing...- Right.

0:23:52 > 0:23:55Is your button genuinely connected to this,

0:23:55 > 0:23:57or is it a TV prop?

0:23:57 > 0:23:59- All I'm going to say is this.- Yep.

0:23:59 > 0:24:01- Imagine this is your feet, right? - Yep.

0:24:01 > 0:24:03- Make sure your feet are right on... - Argh!

0:24:03 > 0:24:06- ..right on the thing. - Stop it! Next question.

0:24:06 > 0:24:09Don't be walking about. That's health and safety.

0:24:09 > 0:24:13- Got to get this right.- I wish I'd not worn these heavy shoes.

0:24:13 > 0:24:17- Sam.- Yeah?- In the human body, what is the hallux?

0:24:17 > 0:24:20A, the big toe, B, the smallest toe.

0:24:20 > 0:24:23- Oh, what?- What is the hallux?

0:24:23 > 0:24:26Guys, have you ever taken your shoe off...?

0:24:26 > 0:24:28It makes me think of a small toe.

0:24:28 > 0:24:31"Hallix", "harlux", makes Sara think of a little toe.

0:24:31 > 0:24:34- Good luck.- So you're 100% small toe?

0:24:34 > 0:24:37Well, I'm not 100%, but that's the answer I'm going for.

0:24:37 > 0:24:39- That's your final answer? - That's my final answer.

0:24:39 > 0:24:40- Good luck.- Oh...

0:24:40 > 0:24:43This is going to hurt my hallux, this, isn't it?

0:24:44 > 0:24:46- Sam...- Yeah?

0:24:46 > 0:24:49We asked you, in the human body what is the hallux?

0:24:49 > 0:24:52- A, big toe, B, the small toe.- Yeah.

0:24:52 > 0:24:53You went with the small toe.

0:24:53 > 0:24:55The answer is...

0:24:55 > 0:24:56- Oh, no.- Written down...

0:24:58 > 0:25:00- ..on this card. - My ankles have gone weak.

0:25:00 > 0:25:02- It's A, big toe!- No!

0:25:10 > 0:25:12I've think I've broke my hallux!

0:25:13 > 0:25:18- Sam, are you all right? - I've broke my hallux!

0:25:19 > 0:25:22- Oh...- Mark, this is to win. - Oh, come on.

0:25:22 > 0:25:26How many strings does a mandolin have?

0:25:26 > 0:25:28A, seven, or B, eight.

0:25:28 > 0:25:30Mark, we love you, and we're sorry.

0:25:31 > 0:25:36- I think...seven. - Why?- Just on a whim.- I don't know.

0:25:36 > 0:25:38Cos he's sat down there and doesn't really care.

0:25:38 > 0:25:40That's true.

0:25:40 > 0:25:44Due to the fact that I don't know what I'm saying...

0:25:44 > 0:25:47let's go with seven.

0:25:47 > 0:25:48- Yes.- Seven.

0:25:48 > 0:25:50Hold on to your hallux!

0:25:50 > 0:25:52Oh, man.

0:25:52 > 0:25:55How many strings does a mandolin have?

0:25:56 > 0:25:58- You said seven.- Come on.

0:25:58 > 0:26:01If it's seven, you've won the game, you get a gold star.

0:26:04 > 0:26:07Let's say Sam Nixon plays a lot of musical instruments

0:26:07 > 0:26:09and he's pretty excited to see the outcome of this.

0:26:11 > 0:26:13A, seven, or B, eight. You said seven.

0:26:13 > 0:26:16- The answer is... - Nice meeting you, Mark.

0:26:19 > 0:26:20It's B, eight!

0:26:22 > 0:26:24No!

0:26:29 > 0:26:31At the end of that round, neither survived getting binned

0:26:31 > 0:26:34so you both get yourselves a gold star!

0:26:34 > 0:26:36CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

0:26:41 > 0:26:45And that's just about it. Let's add up the scores.

0:26:45 > 0:26:52- AUDIENCE:- Oooh...!

0:26:53 > 0:26:56And the winners are...

0:26:56 > 0:26:57Sara's team!

0:27:01 > 0:27:06Congratulations, you lot. You are billionaires on the inside.

0:27:06 > 0:27:09As for Mykee-D's team, not only does the dog eat your homework,

0:27:09 > 0:27:11but you get detention with Mr Smash.

0:27:11 > 0:27:14It's time to do the walk of shame.

0:27:14 > 0:27:17- # La-la-la, la-la-la - Losers!

0:27:17 > 0:27:18- # La-la-la, la-la-la - Losers!

0:27:18 > 0:27:20- # La-la-la, la-la-la - Losers!

0:27:20 > 0:27:22- # La-la-la, la-la-la - Losers!

0:27:22 > 0:27:25- # La-la-la, la-la-la - Losers!

0:27:25 > 0:27:26# Losers. #

0:27:26 > 0:27:27So that's your lot.

0:27:27 > 0:27:30As ever, we didn't learn much, but it was fun trying.

0:27:30 > 0:27:31See you next time on...

0:27:31 > 0:27:35The Dog Ate My Homework!

0:27:35 > 0:27:36Sees ya!