0:00:02 > 0:00:04Right. OK. Let's go. Thank you. Thank you.
0:00:04 > 0:00:05Let's go for rehearsal, please.
0:00:05 > 0:00:07Who's in charge today?
0:00:07 > 0:00:09HE SCREAMS AND ROARS
0:00:11 > 0:00:14This is going to be a long show.
0:00:14 > 0:00:15And...action!
0:00:46 > 0:00:47APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:00:56 > 0:00:58Hola, amigos.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01I'm Iain Sterling and welcome to The Dog Ate My Homework.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04If you're worried the show's going to be a little too clever for you,
0:01:04 > 0:01:08look at our guests and realise that you're probably wrong.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10OK. Let's take the register.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13On my right, a girl who, in physics class,
0:01:13 > 0:01:16invented a time machine so she could travel into the future.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19And she did, all the way to home time.
0:01:19 > 0:01:20It's Charlotte, everyone.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22Here, Sir!
0:01:22 > 0:01:26And, on Charlotte's team, we had a chair to fill,
0:01:26 > 0:01:29and who better to fill it than an actual Phil?
0:01:29 > 0:01:31It's Phil Wang.
0:01:31 > 0:01:32Here, Sir.
0:01:33 > 0:01:37And on Charlotte's team, a man who eats comedy for breakfast - well,
0:01:37 > 0:01:39at least until he gets his toaster fixed.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42It's one half of Johnny and Inel, it's Johnny Cochrane.
0:01:42 > 0:01:43Here, Sir!
0:01:44 > 0:01:47And, to my left, a boy who's looking forward
0:01:47 > 0:01:49to his 15 seconds of fame.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52I'd tell you more about him but that would take 12 seconds.
0:01:52 > 0:01:53It's Harrison.
0:01:53 > 0:01:54Here, Sir.
0:01:55 > 0:02:00And on Harrison's team, a man whose comedy's all over the place.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03From All Over The Place, it's Inel Tomlinson.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Here, Sir.
0:02:05 > 0:02:09And, finally, on Harrison's team, an actress and impressionist
0:02:09 > 0:02:12whose impressions of her teacher used to get her laughs, cheers,
0:02:12 > 0:02:14and detention.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17- It's Jess Robinson.- Here, Sir!
0:02:17 > 0:02:20Can we please have a round of applause for both of our teams?
0:02:20 > 0:02:22APPLAUSE
0:02:26 > 0:02:28So, what's it all about?
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Like I've got any idea!
0:02:30 > 0:02:32No, I absolutely do have an idea.
0:02:32 > 0:02:36Sorry. Our teams will battle it out to see who are the big thinkers
0:02:36 > 0:02:37and who are the big stinkers,
0:02:37 > 0:02:43and what they're trying to sniff out are my sweet-smelling golden stars.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45- AUDIENCE:- Ooh!
0:02:45 > 0:02:47As ever, there's bonus stars
0:02:47 > 0:02:49up for grabs, so everyone stay on their toes.
0:02:49 > 0:02:50Even though you're sat down.
0:02:50 > 0:02:54And remember, any cheek and I can shoo those stars away.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57- Get away. AUDIENCE:- Aww.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Wait! Whoa! Eh?
0:02:59 > 0:03:00It's coming.
0:03:00 > 0:03:04- It's Iain's school, so it's... AUDIENCE:- Iain's rules!
0:03:04 > 0:03:05Yes, please. The team with
0:03:05 > 0:03:07the most stars at the end of the show are the winners,
0:03:07 > 0:03:11while the losers face detention with a man with the strength
0:03:11 > 0:03:13of ten large men...
0:03:15 > 0:03:16..one average sized elephant...
0:03:18 > 0:03:21..something else that sounds impressive.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23It's Mr Smash.
0:03:23 > 0:03:24HE ROARS AUDIENCE BOO
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Oh! Ha-ha! Ah!
0:03:28 > 0:03:30Ah-ha-HA!
0:03:31 > 0:03:36- Ah-ah-ah-ah... - NO SOUND
0:03:36 > 0:03:37Huh?
0:03:37 > 0:03:38HE ROARS
0:03:40 > 0:03:42NO SOUND
0:03:42 > 0:03:45HE ROARS
0:03:50 > 0:03:52TRUMPET SOLO
0:03:52 > 0:03:54MR SMASH ROARS
0:03:56 > 0:03:58CHEERING
0:04:00 > 0:04:03And, on that note, let's get on with the show.
0:04:06 > 0:04:07APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:04:09 > 0:04:12It's time now for Stick To The Point.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Stick To The Point.
0:04:14 > 0:04:15This is a quickfire round.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18I'll ask questions. If our teams are too slow, repeat an answer,
0:04:18 > 0:04:21then I will just put them in the shush position.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24Can I see your shush positions, please?
0:04:24 > 0:04:27School disco.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Go!
0:04:29 > 0:04:30DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
0:04:42 > 0:04:44MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY
0:04:47 > 0:04:51First, I need my stick of pointiness.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53- AUDIENCE:- Ooh!
0:04:53 > 0:04:55OK. You know the rules, guys.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Last team speaking wins, and the first topic is...
0:04:58 > 0:05:01Things Associated With Australia.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04Every answer must be given in an Australian accent.
0:05:06 > 0:05:07Johnny.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Kangaroo.
0:05:09 > 0:05:10Jess.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13- Kylie Minogue.- Lovely.
0:05:13 > 0:05:14Phil Wang.
0:05:14 > 0:05:15Upside down.
0:05:18 > 0:05:19Inel.
0:05:19 > 0:05:20Koala.
0:05:20 > 0:05:21Yup. Charlotte.
0:05:21 > 0:05:22Australians.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Well done, Charlotte.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26- Harrison.- Great white sharks.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28That's your actual accent,
0:05:28 > 0:05:31you just make it sound like a question at the end.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Great white sharks?
0:05:33 > 0:05:35Good, mate, good.
0:05:35 > 0:05:36- Johnny.- Neighbours.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Yes, please. Inel.
0:05:38 > 0:05:39Home And Away.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41- That... - LAUGHTER
0:05:41 > 0:05:43- Geordie!- You went Geordie.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45- Say it again.- Home And Away, lad.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47LAUGHTER
0:05:53 > 0:05:55I'll have to put you in the shush position, I'm afraid.
0:05:55 > 0:05:56Phil.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Surfing.
0:05:58 > 0:05:59I'll give you it. Jess.
0:05:59 > 0:06:00- Danni Minogue.- Yep.
0:06:01 > 0:06:02Charlotte.
0:06:02 > 0:06:03Koala bears.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06- Have we had that?- Yeah.
0:06:06 > 0:06:07We have. Shush position. Harrison.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10- Kangaroos.- Oh, have we had that?
0:06:10 > 0:06:12- Yeah.- Shush position.
0:06:12 > 0:06:13Johnny.
0:06:13 > 0:06:14Barbecue.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16LAUGHTER
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Harder than it looks, this.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20- Jess.- Shrimp.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Yes. Put one on the...
0:06:22 > 0:06:23- ..Barbie.- Yes, please.
0:06:23 > 0:06:24- Johnny.- Snakes.
0:06:24 > 0:06:25LAUGHTER
0:06:28 > 0:06:31- It's better than Geordie.- Jess.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33- Boomerang.- Yes, please.
0:06:33 > 0:06:34Phil.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37Uluru, Ayers Rock.
0:06:37 > 0:06:38LAUGHTER
0:06:38 > 0:06:40It's the "rock" that makes it go a touch Glaswegian.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Rock.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44- Ayers Rock.- Shush position.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47Accent went. But I did like it.
0:06:47 > 0:06:48- Jess.- Didgeridoo.
0:06:48 > 0:06:49Yes. Johnny.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51Um...
0:06:51 > 0:06:53Oh.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Gold star goes to Harrison's team.
0:06:55 > 0:06:56CHEERING
0:06:59 > 0:07:03OK. Things you would take to a desert island.
0:07:03 > 0:07:04- Inel.- Water.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07Going to need that because it's hot on a desert island.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10What about the Shetland Islands?
0:07:10 > 0:07:14Well, you're going to need water to stay dehydrated anyway.
0:07:14 > 0:07:17- Cos like... - Water to stay dehydrated?
0:07:17 > 0:07:18Hydrated.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20To stay hydrated.
0:07:20 > 0:07:21Stay in school, children.
0:07:24 > 0:07:25Charlotte.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27Sombreros.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30I'm going to give you a bonus gold star for that amazing accent.
0:07:30 > 0:07:31- AUDIENCE:- Ooh!- Yes.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33- Inel.- A book.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35Yeah, A good book. Phil?
0:07:35 > 0:07:36Oh, a record player.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39I'll give you that, just. Jess.
0:07:39 > 0:07:40Sun cream.
0:07:40 > 0:07:41Yes, please. Johnny.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44A TV so I could watch Dog Ate Your Homework.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46Oh.
0:07:46 > 0:07:47It's Dog Ate MY Homework.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49LAUGHTER
0:07:50 > 0:07:53Minus one gold star. OK.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56- Harrison.- My bed.
0:07:56 > 0:07:57Yes, please.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59- Charlotte.- Swimming costume.
0:07:59 > 0:08:00Yes, please. Harrison.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02- My family.- Aww.
0:08:02 > 0:08:05Lovely. What, cos you can leave them all there?
0:08:05 > 0:08:07See you later, suckers.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09I'm keeping the house.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Bye-bye. Johnny.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14- Um.- Shush position, please.
0:08:14 > 0:08:15- Jess.- A mosquito net.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Oh, yes. Charlotte.
0:08:17 > 0:08:18- A lilo.- Harrison.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20A fishing rod, to fish.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22- Phil.- A phone charger.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26You plug it into the...
0:08:26 > 0:08:27Into the sand.
0:08:29 > 0:08:33- Inel.- A mosquito swatter.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35You know, those electric ones.
0:08:35 > 0:08:39You press it and then it electrifies the racket,
0:08:39 > 0:08:43and then you swat them, and they get electrified by it.
0:08:43 > 0:08:44You're like, "Take that!
0:08:44 > 0:08:47"You tried to bite me but I've got you instead."
0:08:47 > 0:08:49And then you put it down.
0:08:49 > 0:08:54You plug your charger into the sand and plug it back in.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56Iain, I'm worried about him. I think he's had too much water.
0:08:56 > 0:08:57He's dehydrated.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04OK. Charlotte.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06I don't know.
0:09:06 > 0:09:07"I can't be bothered."
0:09:09 > 0:09:10- Jess.- The internet.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12- Phil.- Swimming trunks.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Phil, we've already had swimming costume, I'm afraid.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Shush position.
0:09:16 > 0:09:17BELL
0:09:17 > 0:09:20And the gold star in that round goes to...
0:09:20 > 0:09:21Harrison's team.
0:09:21 > 0:09:22CHEERING
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Time now for Pie The Supply.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Pie The Supply.
0:09:30 > 0:09:34We're going to meet four people, all claiming to be real PE teachers,
0:09:34 > 0:09:36but only one is telling the truth.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39Well, the other three, it's your own time you're wasting.
0:09:39 > 0:09:43OK. Our teams must identify and then pie the supply.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46So, let's meet today's PE teachers.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48Teacher one, Mr Francis.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51Teacher two, Miss McNeelage.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54Teacher three, Mr Cunningham.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Teacher four, Ms O'Hara.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59OK. Charlotte's team.
0:09:59 > 0:10:00First impressions.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02One of these is a PE teacher.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04Charlotte, you're at school.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Which one of the four do you think looks like a teacher?
0:10:06 > 0:10:07First impressions.
0:10:07 > 0:10:10Number four, cos she's got her hair up.
0:10:10 > 0:10:11Oh.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Harrison's team, first impressions.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15That's all we're after. Who are you thinking?
0:10:15 > 0:10:16Number three.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18- He's quite fit.- Quite fit!
0:10:18 > 0:10:19LAUGHTER
0:10:19 > 0:10:21OK. Question. Charlotte's team.
0:10:21 > 0:10:25Have you any got questions you think will identify the PE teacher?
0:10:25 > 0:10:27- Charlotte.- Do your shouty voice.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30If someone's not running, they're just walking,
0:10:30 > 0:10:32- what would you say to them? - Number one.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Get the kid to speed up.
0:10:34 > 0:10:35On the count of three. One, two, three.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37I'd say, "You're walking well
0:10:37 > 0:10:39"but you could do a lot better if you ran."
0:10:39 > 0:10:42There you go. Very logical approach.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47You'll get there quicker if you are quicker.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54- Number four.- Now, little lady, if you don't pick up your step,
0:10:54 > 0:10:57I want you to go down and do me some push-ups.
0:10:57 > 0:10:58ASAP.
0:10:58 > 0:10:59Ooh!
0:11:00 > 0:11:04When you said little lady, you were talking to Charlotte, not me?
0:11:06 > 0:11:08- I was talking to you both.- OK.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10Oh, slammed it!
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Slammed by number four.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14You get back up, little girl.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17Come on!
0:11:17 > 0:11:19You're my little girl today.
0:11:19 > 0:11:20Do some push-ups.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24Any more questions on this team?
0:11:24 > 0:11:27If I forgot my kit, what would you make me do?
0:11:27 > 0:11:29Would you let me go home?
0:11:30 > 0:11:31Number one.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33I'd let you do it in your bare feet.
0:11:37 > 0:11:38Number three.
0:11:38 > 0:11:41I'd make you wear the school leotard.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44- JESS:- Not the school leotard!
0:11:46 > 0:11:48That thing's NEVER been washed.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51Remember that fateful day when you forget your kit?
0:11:51 > 0:11:54You've got to go to the office and get out the school leotard.
0:11:56 > 0:12:00One size fits all. School leotard.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02- Harrison's team.- Hm.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05What would you do if someone answered you back?
0:12:05 > 0:12:07Oh, great question.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10If a kid answered you back, what would you do, number two?
0:12:10 > 0:12:13I would just let them. I would just let them.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19- Number one?- I'd do a cartwheel.
0:12:22 > 0:12:26He would! If I answered someone back and he'd done a cartwheel,
0:12:26 > 0:12:28I'd be like, "Fair play, mate."
0:12:28 > 0:12:30OK, guys, to the audience.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33Who do you think it is? One, two, three or four?
0:12:33 > 0:12:34Vote now.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36One, two, three or four?
0:12:36 > 0:12:37SHOUTING
0:12:40 > 0:12:43OK. OK. OK.
0:12:43 > 0:12:47Lots of fours, lots of threes.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49But what do you guys think?
0:12:49 > 0:12:53Let's see who's totally lied and let's see who's about to get pied.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55Charlotte, it's time to pie the supply!
0:12:55 > 0:12:58Pie The Supply.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00There we go, Charlotte.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02Your moment in the sun has come.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04There you go.
0:13:04 > 0:13:08Get that... Get that teacher pied.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11Oh...
0:13:11 > 0:13:12CHEERING
0:13:14 > 0:13:16Good pie-ing.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22Right, Harrison. I'm not leaving you out, mate.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24It's time for you to pie the supply.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26Pie The Supply.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28Go on, son. There we go.
0:13:31 > 0:13:34- Gently, gently.- He's ready!
0:13:34 > 0:13:36Number one wants the pie.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38- Who's getting the pie? - Will you bend down, please?
0:13:38 > 0:13:39LAUGHTER
0:13:39 > 0:13:41CHEERING
0:13:49 > 0:13:50Right. Number one and four,
0:13:50 > 0:13:53I apologise, but let's see if we got the right PE teacher.
0:13:53 > 0:13:57Would the real PE teacher please step forward?
0:13:59 > 0:14:00CHEERING
0:14:03 > 0:14:05We got a teacher!
0:14:07 > 0:14:09Which means, at the end of that round,
0:14:09 > 0:14:13the gold star goes to Charlotte's team.
0:14:13 > 0:14:14CHEERING
0:14:17 > 0:14:20Time to find a High School Dropout.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22High School Dropout.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25In this round, two of our panellists go head-to-head on these.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28The Dog Ate My Homework drop zones.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34They each stand on top of their school bins
0:14:34 > 0:14:36and answer general knowledge questions.
0:14:36 > 0:14:39The first to get three wrong is binned.
0:14:39 > 0:14:40FLIES BUZZ
0:14:43 > 0:14:45It's funny and we don't know why.
0:14:45 > 0:14:49Charlotte, who do you want to be your bin monitor?
0:14:49 > 0:14:52I'm really sorry, Phil, but I'm going to have to go with Johnny.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54Johnny, you're up first.
0:14:54 > 0:14:55And Harrison.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57Inel or Jess?
0:14:57 > 0:14:58Who do you want to see binned?
0:14:58 > 0:15:01- I want to go Inel. - It's Inel versus Johnny.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04Please take your positions on the drop zone.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11Johnny, we will start with you.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13Your first question is this.
0:15:13 > 0:15:17What type of breed is Hacker T Dog?
0:15:17 > 0:15:19A, a cairn terrier,
0:15:19 > 0:15:22or B, a border terrier.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24You can confer with your team-mates.
0:15:24 > 0:15:27Phil Wang, are you a Hacker T Dog expert?
0:15:27 > 0:15:29- Yes.- Good.
0:15:29 > 0:15:30Then you'll know what he is.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33He is the first one.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35The cairn.
0:15:35 > 0:15:36Cairn terrier.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38The carey taker.
0:15:39 > 0:15:42- The caretaker. - I'll go with caretaker.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44Hacker T Dog is a caretaker.
0:15:44 > 0:15:45That's what you're going with.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48- Yeah, yeah. - What do you think, Charlotte?
0:15:48 > 0:15:50- Number one.- Cairn terrier.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53You're going to go with A, cairn terrier.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56- Cairn terrier.- I can tell you, the answer is,
0:15:56 > 0:15:57B, border terrier.
0:16:01 > 0:16:02Ha-ha!
0:16:04 > 0:16:07My stomach just felt like I was going over a hill.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11Right. Johnny, you've gone to amber.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13Inel, here is your first question.
0:16:13 > 0:16:18Which of these is a real call sign used by NASA?
0:16:18 > 0:16:20A, Kittyhawk,
0:16:20 > 0:16:22or B, Tomahawk?
0:16:22 > 0:16:24A, Kittyhawk,
0:16:24 > 0:16:26or B, Tomahawk?
0:16:26 > 0:16:28Any of you experts in space?
0:16:28 > 0:16:29Are you?
0:16:29 > 0:16:33- No.- I am. It is actually one of my hobbies.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35Oh, nice. Thank you, Jess.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37It's OK. I'm lying.
0:16:40 > 0:16:43Any ideas? Kittyhawk or Tomahawk?
0:16:43 > 0:16:46You can imagine Tom Hanks saying Tomahawk in a movie,
0:16:46 > 0:16:47like a space movie.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50Or if he mistook himself as a bird of prey.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53My team seem to be leaning towards Tomahawk.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55I'm leaning towards Tomahawk.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58You definitely don't want to go A, Kittyhawk.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00- No, I don't.- 100% no.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03Forgetting the Kittyhawk, it's done.
0:17:03 > 0:17:06- It's all about Tomahawk. - It's all about Tomahawk.
0:17:06 > 0:17:07It's all about Tomahawk.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10Funny that, because the answer is A, Kittyhawk.
0:17:13 > 0:17:14Inel, you're on Amber.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17OK. Johnny Cochrane...
0:17:17 > 0:17:20what Pokemon is heavier?
0:17:20 > 0:17:23A, Weedle or B, Diglett?
0:17:23 > 0:17:26A, Weedle or B, Diglett.
0:17:26 > 0:17:28Weedle's like the little caterpillar one.
0:17:28 > 0:17:31A little caterpillar with a little Cornetto on his head.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33Yep. But I don't know what a Diglett is.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35It's a little mole looking...
0:17:35 > 0:17:39- Why am I helping? - Yeah, you're helping them out.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41It's a giant mole.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45- We're going to go Diglett. - Is heavier.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47- I think Diglett. - Yeah, sounds heavier.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49So, you don't think it's A, Weedle?
0:17:49 > 0:17:50LAUGHTER
0:17:53 > 0:17:56He enjoys it too much, that's what gets me.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59I can tell you... I asked you, what Pokemon is heavier?
0:17:59 > 0:18:02A, Weedle or B, Diglett.
0:18:02 > 0:18:05I then told you to pick A, Weedle.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07You went with B, Diglett.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09And the answer is A, Weedle.
0:18:14 > 0:18:19After two questions, Johnny Cochrane is already on red.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21You're in the red, baby.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23I hope you get this wrong.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25I really do. I want to see him in the bin.
0:18:25 > 0:18:26I've been wanting it for years.
0:18:29 > 0:18:30- Inel...- Yes.
0:18:30 > 0:18:31You're currently on amber.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33Johnny's on red.
0:18:33 > 0:18:34Here is your question.
0:18:34 > 0:18:40In the TV series, Scooby-Doo, what colour are Daphne's eyes?
0:18:40 > 0:18:44A, dark blue, or B, black?
0:18:44 > 0:18:46What colour are Daphne's eyes?
0:18:46 > 0:18:48A, dark blue, or B, black.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50She's the one with glasses, yeah?
0:18:50 > 0:18:53- You're thinking of Velma with the glasses.- I thought she was the one
0:18:53 > 0:18:55- with the long hair. - That's Velma, yeah. OK, cool.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57- Daphne's the ginger one. - It's dark blue.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00- What do you think? - Harrison's going for dark blue.
0:19:00 > 0:19:05OK. I'm going with team captain Harrison's dark blue eyes.
0:19:05 > 0:19:09- OK. You're not going to go with B, black?- Oh!
0:19:09 > 0:19:11So, you're going with dark blue.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13- Dark blue.- Not B, black.
0:19:13 > 0:19:14Aargh!
0:19:14 > 0:19:18OK. In the TV series, Scooby-Doo, what colour is Daphne's eyes?
0:19:18 > 0:19:21A, dark blue or B, black?
0:19:21 > 0:19:24I told you to pick B, black.
0:19:24 > 0:19:25You said dark blue.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27The answer was...
0:19:27 > 0:19:28B, black.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34Yeah!
0:19:34 > 0:19:38- Black! I never knew. - Your legs have gone, haven't they?
0:19:38 > 0:19:41I know because mine went a minute ago.
0:19:42 > 0:19:46Johnny Cochrane, you have to get this right.
0:19:46 > 0:19:47In fact,
0:19:47 > 0:19:50not that I'm not confident, but...
0:19:50 > 0:19:51LAUGHTER
0:19:53 > 0:19:55Come on.
0:19:55 > 0:19:59In athletics, which men's world record is faster?
0:19:59 > 0:20:03(Pre Rio 2016).
0:20:03 > 0:20:06The 4x100 metres relay
0:20:06 > 0:20:08or the 400 metres?
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Which is faster?
0:20:10 > 0:20:12The 4x100 metres...
0:20:12 > 0:20:14- I know this.- How? What is it?
0:20:14 > 0:20:15I just know this.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17I'm quite clued up on athletics.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20- What do you think it is? - It is the 4x100.
0:20:20 > 0:20:23Yeah, I was going to say that.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25You liar.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27I'm also really into sports, yeah.
0:20:28 > 0:20:29So what are you going to go with?
0:20:29 > 0:20:32- 4x1.- You are not going to go with...?
0:20:32 > 0:20:34You can do it. I'm confident on this.
0:20:34 > 0:20:35Gutted.
0:20:37 > 0:20:40I can tell you the answer is...
0:20:40 > 0:20:42A, the 4x100 metres.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44You were correct. CHEERING
0:20:48 > 0:20:51It has started to get a little quiet over there.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55Don't worry. Nice, easy question for you as well, mate, OK.
0:20:55 > 0:20:58- OK, nice one. - Lovely, easy question for Inel.
0:20:58 > 0:21:01Sorry, Iain, can you cover my button up, please, and open Inel's?
0:21:01 > 0:21:03Good question.
0:21:04 > 0:21:09- What?- Which country is environmentally greener?
0:21:09 > 0:21:12A, Spain or B, Switzerland?
0:21:12 > 0:21:14Harrison, what are you thinking?
0:21:14 > 0:21:15Are you an environmentally friendly guy?
0:21:15 > 0:21:18I think it's Switzerland.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21I'm going to go with what you say again this time, Harrison.
0:21:21 > 0:21:25OK, Switzerland and you don't want to go with...
0:21:25 > 0:21:27A, Spain?
0:21:27 > 0:21:30No, Iain, I don't want to go with Spain.
0:21:30 > 0:21:33Final chance, A, Spain, you don't want to go with that?
0:21:36 > 0:21:40Inel, if this is wrong, you are going to drop.
0:21:40 > 0:21:41So bad...
0:21:42 > 0:21:46Can you please... Not saying you're wrong, but if you could stand still
0:21:46 > 0:21:49on the allotted place you are meant to stand and bend your knees.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55Can I change my answer?
0:21:55 > 0:21:59No! No, you said Switzerland.
0:21:59 > 0:22:04I said to you out loud for the third time,
0:22:04 > 0:22:05"Pick A, Spain."
0:22:05 > 0:22:09You said, "No, B, Switzerland."
0:22:09 > 0:22:12- The answer written down...- Yeah.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14- ..on this card...- Yeah.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16..is A, Spain.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18Get in the bin!
0:22:18 > 0:22:19CHEERING
0:22:24 > 0:22:26Get in there!
0:22:30 > 0:22:33- Inel, are you OK?- No!
0:22:33 > 0:22:34LAUGHTER
0:22:35 > 0:22:37And at the end of that round, still standing is Johnny,
0:22:37 > 0:22:40which means the gold star goes to Charlotte's team.
0:22:40 > 0:22:41CHEERING
0:22:46 > 0:22:48Johnny, we've got a little question for the audience now.
0:22:48 > 0:22:49Here we go.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54Here we go. How would you like Johnny to get down from the bin?
0:22:54 > 0:22:55LAUGHTER
0:22:56 > 0:23:00A, via the button, or B, via a ladder?
0:23:00 > 0:23:01SHOUTING
0:23:07 > 0:23:09Johnny Cochrane, you're getting binned!
0:23:16 > 0:23:18Time for The School Run.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20The School Run.
0:23:20 > 0:23:24You won't believe it, but little Tommy's late for school.
0:23:24 > 0:23:26Quickly, Inel, take him.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31I don't mean to alarm you, but this ain't my kid, man.
0:23:33 > 0:23:34APPLAUSE
0:23:37 > 0:23:38This is a relay race.
0:23:38 > 0:23:41The team that drops the kid off at school and makes it back first
0:23:41 > 0:23:46is the winner. So, teams, let's do this thing.
0:23:50 > 0:23:53OK, guys, don't forget it is a relay race.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55First team back wins.
0:23:55 > 0:23:56Guys, are you good to go?
0:23:56 > 0:24:01- Yes.- Yes.- OK, three, two, one, let's go!
0:24:03 > 0:24:05Go, go, go.
0:24:19 > 0:24:20Oh, she's quick!
0:24:24 > 0:24:25Go on, Phil.
0:24:27 > 0:24:28She's ripping it round.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36Go, go, go, go.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39Race, race, race.
0:24:41 > 0:24:44Come on, Phil.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46Stop, stop.
0:24:46 > 0:24:47Go, go, go.
0:24:57 > 0:24:58She's ripping it.
0:25:11 > 0:25:12She is quick.
0:25:14 > 0:25:17It's neck and neck! It's neck and neck!
0:25:24 > 0:25:27Be careful with Tommy! Be careful with Tommy!
0:25:27 > 0:25:29Be careful with Tommy! Go, go, go!
0:25:30 > 0:25:33It's Johnny and Inel! It's neck and neck!
0:25:33 > 0:25:34It's neck and neck!
0:25:44 > 0:25:46Oh, he's gone too far!
0:25:52 > 0:25:53Johnny's missed.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59Neck and neck! It's neck and neck!
0:25:59 > 0:26:01It's neck and neck!
0:26:06 > 0:26:07Yeah!
0:26:10 > 0:26:13There you go. Inel got over the line first
0:26:13 > 0:26:17which means the gold star in that round goes to Harrison's team.
0:26:17 > 0:26:18CHEERING
0:26:23 > 0:26:25Well, guys, you must be tired
0:26:25 > 0:26:28of looking at this old face for so long.
0:26:28 > 0:26:30What? You could look at it all day?
0:26:30 > 0:26:32Oh, go away with you!
0:26:32 > 0:26:36Anyway, it's now time to add up the scores.
0:26:36 > 0:26:39- Ooh. AUDIENCE:- Ooh!
0:26:47 > 0:26:48And the winner is...
0:26:48 > 0:26:49Charlotte's team.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51CHEERING
0:26:54 > 0:26:55Congratulations, you lot.
0:26:55 > 0:26:59You are literally the best people on the planet right now.
0:26:59 > 0:27:03As for Harrison's team, not only does the dog eat your homework,
0:27:03 > 0:27:05but you have got detention with Mr Smash.
0:27:05 > 0:27:08It is time to take the walk of shame.
0:27:08 > 0:27:11- # La, la, la, la-la-la-la - Losers!
0:27:11 > 0:27:12- # La, la, la, la-la-la-la - Losers!
0:27:12 > 0:27:14- # La, la, la, la-la-la-la - Losers!
0:27:14 > 0:27:16- # La, la, la, la-la-la-la - Losers!
0:27:16 > 0:27:18- # La, la, la, la-la-la-la - Losers!
0:27:18 > 0:27:20# Losers. #
0:27:20 > 0:27:24There you go, everyone. As ever, we didn't learn much,
0:27:24 > 0:27:27but do you know what? It was fun trying.
0:27:27 > 0:27:32- See you all next time on... AUDIENCE:- The Dog Ate My Homework!
0:27:32 > 0:27:33Sees ya!
0:27:40 > 0:27:42We won.
0:27:42 > 0:27:43Well done, young lady.