0:00:02 > 0:00:03HE SHOUTS, CROWD BOO
0:00:07 > 0:00:09Ohh!
0:00:42 > 0:00:44CHEERING
0:00:51 > 0:00:53Hello, everyone. I'm Iain Stirling,
0:00:53 > 0:00:54and welcome to The Dog Ate My Homework,
0:00:54 > 0:00:56the show that's a bit like a sandwich.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58Our two teams are the bread,
0:00:58 > 0:01:00and I'm the cheesy filling.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Savoury, mature,
0:01:03 > 0:01:04and a little bit tangy.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08So, let's take the register!
0:01:08 > 0:01:12On my right, a boy who on his Bring A Pet To School Day
0:01:12 > 0:01:15took five snakes, three crocodiles and a man-eating tiger.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18There were droppings everywhere, and that was just his teacher.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20- It's Toby, everyone!- Here, sir!
0:01:23 > 0:01:27And on Toby's team, a comedian who once had a stand-up gig in a lift.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29It was wrong on so many levels.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31- It's Suzi Ruffell.- Here, sir!
0:01:33 > 0:01:34And also on Toby's team,
0:01:34 > 0:01:37a presenter who hold the record for the world's longest smile.
0:01:37 > 0:01:41Seriously. He hasn't stopped smiling since 1985.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44- It's Officially Amazing's Ben Shires!- Here, Sir!
0:01:46 > 0:01:50And on my left, a girl who wants to be the smartest person in Britain.
0:01:50 > 0:01:54Well, talk to me later and I'll tell you what that's like.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57- It's Daisy, everyone!- Here, sir!
0:01:58 > 0:02:01And on Daisy's team, a comedian who says when she grows up,
0:02:01 > 0:02:05she wants to be the Prime Minister or a unicorn. It's either-or.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07- It's Bec Hill!- Present!
0:02:09 > 0:02:10And finally, on Daisy's team,
0:02:10 > 0:02:13a comedian who's name suggests he works with gold.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16Well, today, mate, you're working with dynamite.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19- It's Stu Goldsmith!- Yes, please!
0:02:20 > 0:02:24Can we please have a round of applause for both of today's teams?!
0:02:24 > 0:02:26CHEERING
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Here's how the thing works.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33In a moment, I'll think of some questions to ask.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36Maybe I should have thought of some earlier, but, hey,
0:02:36 > 0:02:39I'm the one that brought the snacks.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41Iain, can I have one?
0:02:42 > 0:02:45- Ohh!- One more, one more, one more.- One more.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47That was to...
0:02:47 > 0:02:49- Yeah!- Oh, my days! Oh, my days!
0:02:52 > 0:02:54Well, who thought that would have ended up
0:02:54 > 0:02:57- on the television programme? OK. - Was that an official round?
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Feel like we were overlooked for that.
0:02:59 > 0:03:03No, that was just a little bit of bonus gold for the people at home.
0:03:03 > 0:03:04OK!
0:03:04 > 0:03:06And what are the teams playing for?
0:03:06 > 0:03:09They're playing for my special golden stars.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11- AUDIENCE:- Ooh!
0:03:11 > 0:03:15I'll award bonus stars if you bowl me over with your brains,
0:03:15 > 0:03:16but stump me with your stupidity,
0:03:16 > 0:03:19and I can take those stars right back.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21- AUDIENCE:- Aww!
0:03:21 > 0:03:24Hey, you can hiss, you can boo for all the good it'll do.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Cos it's Iain's school, so it's...
0:03:26 > 0:03:29- ALL:- Iain's rules!- Yes, please.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32The team with the most stars at the end of the show are the winners,
0:03:32 > 0:03:34while the losers face detention with a man who recently won
0:03:34 > 0:03:37the award for the angriest man on television.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40I just hope the award hasn't gone to his head.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42It's Mr Smash.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44FANFARE PLAYS
0:03:44 > 0:03:45Boo! Boo!
0:03:51 > 0:03:54Oh, I see the award has gone to your head. So, eh...
0:03:54 > 0:03:58Smashy, what's it feel like to be crowned the angriest man...?
0:03:58 > 0:04:02What? So, I'm not allowed to speak to you any more just cos...
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Fine, we'll I've got a memo here, mate, actually,
0:04:04 > 0:04:07that tells me that the guy who came second
0:04:07 > 0:04:10in the angriest man competition was so angry that he's now the winner,
0:04:10 > 0:04:12so you've got to give your award back.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14HE SHOUTS AND BARKS
0:04:17 > 0:04:19HE SHOUTS INCOHERENTLY
0:04:22 > 0:04:25- Boo!- Boo!- Boo!
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Guys, let's get on with the show!
0:04:32 > 0:04:35- Yes, it's time for Watch Your Mouth...- 'Watch Your Mouth!'
0:04:35 > 0:04:37..where our panel are going to try and talk properly whilst
0:04:37 > 0:04:39wearing a constant growl like Mr Smash.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42Using one of these.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45It is a Mr Smash growl maker. Lovely stuff.
0:04:45 > 0:04:49So, teams, please insert your growl makers into your faces,
0:04:49 > 0:04:51thank you very much.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54- Get them right in. Lovely.- Ohh. - Ah-ah-ah.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57Oh, it's very, very attractive.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59Toby's gone upside down with his.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02THEY LAUGH
0:05:02 > 0:05:05- I like it.- His nose is squished against his face.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08Don't do it the wrong way, mate, or you'll look silly. OK!
0:05:08 > 0:05:10It's general knowledge, the whole team can answer.
0:05:10 > 0:05:14And remember, pronounce your Ps. Can I hear your Ps, please? Ps?
0:05:14 > 0:05:16- ALL:- Eeee!- Lovely!
0:05:16 > 0:05:19So, fingers on buzzers, this is your first question. Here we go.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22What traditional Italian food usually consists of a flatbread
0:05:22 > 0:05:24- covered with Tomato sauce, cheese and...? BUZZER:- 'Daisy.'
0:05:24 > 0:05:27- Yes, Daisy's team?- Eezza.- Eezza.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29- What?- Pizza.- Pizza is correct.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31And then for a bonus point,
0:05:31 > 0:05:33name three pizza toppings beginning with P.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36- Epperoni!- Epperoni.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39- Ushrooms.- What?- Ushrooms.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42- Mushrooms?- Yes.- Beginning with P.
0:05:42 > 0:05:43Ah.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48Rrred pepper and Grrreen pepper.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50IAIN LAUGHS
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Well done, I'll give you that. Fingers on buzzers.
0:05:52 > 0:05:57OK. What spiced baked good often takes the shape of men or houses?
0:05:57 > 0:06:01- BUZZER:- 'Toby.'- Yes.- Ingerebed! - Yeah, gingerbread men.- Yeah!- Yeah!
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Congrats. And, for a bonus gold star.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Suzi, Ben and Toby, all you have to do
0:06:05 > 0:06:07is eat these gingerbread men!
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Ahhh...
0:06:09 > 0:06:12There we go. I'll let you...
0:06:12 > 0:06:14On the count of three, heads off.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17Ready? One, two, three, go.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19You have to eat the whole thing.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23I... I...
0:06:23 > 0:06:26I think I can see... Ah!
0:06:28 > 0:06:32Are you all right? Wash it down with a glass of water.
0:06:32 > 0:06:36- Ha-ha! No, no! No, you don't. - IAIN LAUGHS
0:06:36 > 0:06:38- Right, OK. Next... I'll give you...- Oh!
0:06:38 > 0:06:40THEY LAUGH
0:06:40 > 0:06:43- Oh, no!- Don't look at me!
0:06:43 > 0:06:46Don't look at me!
0:06:46 > 0:06:49OK. I'm going to give you a bonus gold star for doing that. Well done.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51OK.
0:06:51 > 0:06:52Next question. Fingers on buzzers.
0:06:52 > 0:06:56Which 2015 film featured actor Chris Pratt in the lead role...?
0:06:56 > 0:06:58- BUZZER:- 'Toby.'- Yes?
0:06:58 > 0:07:01- Jurassic A-owwrm! - IAIN LAUGHS
0:07:01 > 0:07:04- Jurassic Arrgh! Dinosaurs!- Yes!
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Well, for a bonus gold star, all your team have to do is your best
0:07:06 > 0:07:07dinosaur impression.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10- Rrrawrr!- Rrraw!- Rrawwr! Arrlll!
0:07:10 > 0:07:14- Oh! Get a close-up on Ben's tongue when he does that!- Arrrwwwl!
0:07:14 > 0:07:15Do it, Ben.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17Arrrlllll!
0:07:17 > 0:07:21- Oh!- I've still got ingerbred in there! I can taste that a lot.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23I can... It's nice. You can save that for your tea.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25I'll give that... Final question.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28Which '90s girl group had hit singles with Say You'll Be There...
0:07:28 > 0:07:30- BUZZER:- 'Toby.'- Yes, Suzi?
0:07:30 > 0:07:32- Spice Grrl!- Sice Girls!
0:07:32 > 0:07:34Say it in unison like a girl band.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37- One, two, three...- ALL:- Sice Grrrls!
0:07:37 > 0:07:38Correct!
0:07:38 > 0:07:42And for a bonus gold star, give us your best rendition of Wannabe.
0:07:42 > 0:07:46- # ALL:- If you want to be my lovrrr You got to get with my friends
0:07:46 > 0:07:50# Make it last frrrver Frrrndship never ends
0:07:50 > 0:07:54# If you want to be my lovvvr You have got to give
0:07:54 > 0:07:58# Taking is too easy But that's the way it is. #
0:07:58 > 0:08:01- Bonus gold star for Toby's team! - Yay!
0:08:01 > 0:08:03BELL RINGS Ohh!
0:08:03 > 0:08:08That is the bell, and at the end of that round, the gold star goes to...
0:08:08 > 0:08:10- Toby's team! ALL:- YEAH!
0:08:15 > 0:08:18It's time for everyone's favourite part of the show,
0:08:18 > 0:08:20it's time for Pie The Supply.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22'Pie The Supply!'
0:08:22 > 0:08:26In a moment, we'll meet four people all claiming to be English teachers,
0:08:26 > 0:08:28but only one is telling the truth.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31So, all our teams have to do is identify and then Pie The Supply.
0:08:31 > 0:08:35So, let's say hello to our lovely English teachers.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Teacher one, Ms Wiseman.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40Teacher two, Mr Divers.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43Teacher three, Ms Ursia.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Or teacher four, Ms Cull.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47So, one of these, our English teacher,
0:08:47 > 0:08:49three of them of them are FILTHY LIARS!
0:08:50 > 0:08:51Who do you think it is?
0:08:51 > 0:08:54So, Toby's team, purely first impressions,
0:08:54 > 0:08:55you're looking at them...
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Well, they've all got friendly eyes.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59But who is the real teacher?
0:08:59 > 0:09:02Toby, who are you thinking?
0:09:02 > 0:09:05- Number one.- Why's that? Why's that? - I don't know.
0:09:05 > 0:09:09- He's got the vibes.- Yeah.- You've got the teacher vibes?- Yeah.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12OK. And Daisy's team. Just first impressions. Who are you thinking?
0:09:12 > 0:09:13One, two, three or four?
0:09:13 > 0:09:17Two looks like he could run the entire school on his own.
0:09:17 > 0:09:18Like, he'd be the only teacher in the school.
0:09:18 > 0:09:23Number two looks like he could carry the school on his wide shoulders.
0:09:24 > 0:09:25OK, Toby's team, let's delve deeper.
0:09:25 > 0:09:29Have you got any questions for our English teachers?
0:09:29 > 0:09:31You can ask them all, you can ask individual questions.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33What do you want to ask?
0:09:33 > 0:09:35- OK. Teacher number four...- Here we go.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38..what is your favourite Shakespeare play?
0:09:38 > 0:09:40- Hamlet.- Hamlet?
0:09:40 > 0:09:42- What about number three?- Macbeth.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44And number two?
0:09:44 > 0:09:46Macbeth, as well.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49- Ohhh!- Number two just went. Erm...
0:09:49 > 0:09:51whatever she just said.
0:09:51 > 0:09:55- And teacher number one?- Midsummer's Night's Dream.- Lovely stuff.
0:09:55 > 0:09:59Any more questions? Toby. Got any questions, mate?
0:09:59 > 0:10:01If you had to choose a book to read to the class,
0:10:01 > 0:10:02what book would you choose?
0:10:02 > 0:10:04OK. We'll go in random order. Let's go...
0:10:04 > 0:10:08We'll start with number two, and you can't say The Hungry Caterpillar.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10Eh... MacBeth?
0:10:13 > 0:10:15- STU:- He's too funny to be a teacher!
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Er, number four, favourite book.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19- Hamlet.- Ohhh! - IAIN LAUGHS
0:10:19 > 0:10:23Oh, you can't rip off other people's material, come on. Eh, number one?
0:10:23 > 0:10:26- Big Friendly Giant.- Big Friendly Giant. STU:- BFG.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28- That's BFG to you and me.- Yeah, who calls it by the full name?
0:10:28 > 0:10:31- That's weird. - BEC:- An English teacher.- Yeah!
0:10:31 > 0:10:34Finally, number three, favourite book?
0:10:34 > 0:10:38- Um, I always enjoy Of Mice And Men. - Of Mice And Men.
0:10:38 > 0:10:42- STU:- Very convincing. Yes.- That's a very English-teacher book. OK.
0:10:42 > 0:10:46Daisy's team, have you got any questions for our teachers?
0:10:46 > 0:10:47What does a dab look like?
0:10:47 > 0:10:49What does a dab look like?!
0:10:49 > 0:10:52A teacher would know this! I want to see your...
0:10:52 > 0:10:54- And can we ask the others to close their eyes...- Yes.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56..so that they can't copy each others' dab.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59Everyone, the one, two, three and four, all close your eyes.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02Everyone close their eyes. And then, Stu, you can pick numbers at random.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05OK, so, number three. Can we see a dab, please?
0:11:05 > 0:11:08- What do you think a dab is? - Just go for one.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10ALL: Yeah!
0:11:10 > 0:11:12- OK.- No, stop. Keep your eyes shut! Keep your eyes shut.
0:11:12 > 0:11:16With your eyes still closed. Number two, let's see a dab.
0:11:19 > 0:11:23A very interesting attempt. And quite a game attempt on his part.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26- Like, very interesting...- Eyes closed, still, everyone, please.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28Number one!
0:11:28 > 0:11:30LAUGHTER
0:11:30 > 0:11:31Fascinating. And number four.
0:11:31 > 0:11:35What do you think a dab looks like?
0:11:35 > 0:11:37Classic teacher evasion.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39- That's a good question.- That was a great... All Daisy's own work.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42You're getting a bonus gold star for a good question. That was good.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44Good question.
0:11:44 > 0:11:45Right. OK. Audience...
0:11:45 > 0:11:48You've had some questions, you've had a look at them.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50Who do you think is the real English teacher?
0:11:50 > 0:11:53On the count of three, vote. One, two, three, VOTE!
0:11:53 > 0:11:56THEY SHOUT OUT NUMBERS
0:11:58 > 0:12:02OK. OK, OK, OK. Quiet.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05Quiet, please, it's your own time you're wasting.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09Right, decision time. There's a lot of...
0:12:09 > 0:12:11There was actually very varied, so no-one's...
0:12:11 > 0:12:13The audience don't really know, either. But, Toby...
0:12:13 > 0:12:16it is time to Pie The Supply!
0:12:16 > 0:12:18Pie The Supply!
0:12:18 > 0:12:22On you go, big man. Nice and gentle, let's do this, mate. Go on, Tobes.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24Go on, Tobes.
0:12:24 > 0:12:25Oh, yeah.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28- AUDIENCE:- Ooooooh...
0:12:31 > 0:12:35Yeah! It's a big one!
0:12:35 > 0:12:38Put it down, number three! Put it down!
0:12:38 > 0:12:40Put it down!
0:12:40 > 0:12:43- Good one, Toby. That was a fun pieing.- Very good. Very good.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46Daisy, you're up next. It's time to Pie The Supply!
0:12:46 > 0:12:49'Pie The Supply!'
0:12:49 > 0:12:51Go, Daisy. There we go.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54- Good luck, Daisy.- OK, Daisy. Nice and gentle, Dais.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56- Get it in the mush.- Really go for it, in a gentle way.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58THEY LAUGH
0:12:58 > 0:13:01- Oh, is it going to be...? AUDIENCE:- Ooooh...
0:13:01 > 0:13:03Look at them...
0:13:04 > 0:13:07The big man's down!
0:13:07 > 0:13:08The big man's down!
0:13:12 > 0:13:15I tell you what, Daisy, you're a lot braver than me. OK.
0:13:16 > 0:13:21She didn't even pie him. He just slowly lowered his face...
0:13:21 > 0:13:24That's actually how he reacts every time he's in a restaurant.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26"Here's your spaghetti, sir."
0:13:28 > 0:13:32Right. If it's not number two, Daisy, hide behind Stu. OK!
0:13:32 > 0:13:35Would the real English teacher please step forward?
0:13:38 > 0:13:40We got him! WE GOT HIM!
0:13:42 > 0:13:45- We got him!- Yes!
0:13:45 > 0:13:48At the end of that round, the gold star goes to...Daisy's team!
0:13:48 > 0:13:50ALL: Yay!
0:13:54 > 0:13:56Time to find a High School Dropout?
0:13:56 > 0:13:58'High School Dropout!'
0:13:58 > 0:14:01In this round, two celebrities go head-to-head on this...
0:14:01 > 0:14:04The Dog Ate My Homework Drop Zone!
0:14:08 > 0:14:10The chosen celebs each stand on their drop zone
0:14:10 > 0:14:13and answer general knowledge questions.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16First to get three wrong is binned.
0:14:16 > 0:14:20Toby, who do you think would be the best bin monitor?
0:14:20 > 0:14:22- Ben.- Ben? Cool.
0:14:22 > 0:14:26And Daisy, Stu or Bec? Who do you want to take on the drop?
0:14:26 > 0:14:31- Bec.- Ben and Bec, please make your way to your drop zone.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36OK, our contestants are in position.
0:14:36 > 0:14:39Ben and Bec, how are you guys feeling?
0:14:39 > 0:14:41- You guys all right?- Terrified! - Ben?- More terrified.
0:14:41 > 0:14:44Oh, yes, I like you being up that high. Like a...
0:14:44 > 0:14:47'School disco!'
0:14:47 > 0:14:49Let's go!
0:14:49 > 0:14:51MUSIC: Salute by Little Mix
0:15:18 > 0:15:20NEEDLE SCRATCHES
0:15:22 > 0:15:25Right, remember, if you get three questions wrong, you are dropped.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27Toby's team, you're up first.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29Ben... You're up high.
0:15:29 > 0:15:30You're feeling good.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32- No.- Good.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34Here's your first question.
0:15:34 > 0:15:39In 2016, what sporting event had more viewers on UK television?
0:15:39 > 0:15:42A, Andy Murray's Wimbledon final,
0:15:42 > 0:15:47or, B, Euro 2016 final which saw Portugal beat France?
0:15:47 > 0:15:50I'm quite...going with Andy Murray.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52You think Andy Murray.
0:15:52 > 0:15:53So, you're saying Andy Murray, Toby.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55I think it's Andy Murray.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57OK, so, Andy Murray.
0:15:57 > 0:16:01I can tell you, the most-watched sporting event of 2016 in the UK
0:16:01 > 0:16:05was B, Euro 2016 final.
0:16:05 > 0:16:09You're wrong. Don't trust Toby!
0:16:09 > 0:16:11You go to amber. And now we go over to Bec.
0:16:11 > 0:16:14Bec, you're up next. Here we go. First question.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17You feeling pumped? SHE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
0:16:17 > 0:16:19Good. Please don't cry during the recording.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21OK, what happened first?
0:16:21 > 0:16:26A, Apollo XI blasted off, or B, Concorde's first flight?
0:16:27 > 0:16:29I think...
0:16:29 > 0:16:32What came first? I think Apollo.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35Apollo 11 was 1969.
0:16:35 > 0:16:36That is correct.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39I'll give you a bonus gold star knowing that.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41Well done.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43Apollo 11 or Concorde?
0:16:43 > 0:16:44You don't know what either of these things are?
0:16:44 > 0:16:47The P1 Apollo, so...
0:16:47 > 0:16:48The P1 A-pollo.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50A pollo.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53A single pollo!
0:16:53 > 0:16:56Going to go up the moon on ma pollo!
0:16:56 > 0:16:59"Yo, bruv, that's a sweet pollo you got there, yeah?"
0:16:59 > 0:17:02"Yeah, it's my mum's, but I ride it on the weekend!"
0:17:05 > 0:17:07Thank you, bonus gold star to me.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10I'm really enjoying how long we're taking to do this.
0:17:10 > 0:17:14- Seeing as I'm afraid of heights. - Apollo or Concorde, now.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16Apollo. I can tell you, the answer is...
0:17:18 > 0:17:20..Concorde's first flight!
0:17:20 > 0:17:22I knew it! Trick question.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25Apollo 11 blasted off on 6th July 1969.
0:17:25 > 0:17:31- Concorde took its first flight 2nd March 1969.- Oh!
0:17:31 > 0:17:33OK, you're both on amber.
0:17:33 > 0:17:36You're up next, Ben. This is to keep you from the red.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38What animal is heavier?
0:17:38 > 0:17:41A hippopotamus or a black rhinoceros?
0:17:41 > 0:17:46A hippopotamus or a black rhinoceros.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48- I reckon a rhino.- Oh, do you?
0:17:48 > 0:17:51They do have the big horns, don't they? So that's...
0:17:51 > 0:17:52SHE TOOTS
0:17:52 > 0:17:55- The musical ones do, yeah. - Rhinos, assemble!
0:17:55 > 0:18:00- Ha-ha! I like that.- I don't know. - What do you think, Toby?
0:18:00 > 0:18:03I'm stepping back for this one.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05LAUGHTER
0:18:05 > 0:18:08Now, THAT's how you captain a team!
0:18:08 > 0:18:10I thought Toby was going to leave.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12"No, these are stupid, actually..."
0:18:14 > 0:18:16Right, so Toby's refusing to comment.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18Which is great, on this television programme.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20- It'll be wrong.- What do you think? Just go with your instinct.
0:18:20 > 0:18:23And then you'll be wrong. Hippo or rhino?
0:18:23 > 0:18:27- Hippo.- It must be a rhino - you know, Toby's always wrong.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30- OK.- You better be wrong! Absolutely wrong.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33OK, so you're going with rhino.
0:18:33 > 0:18:34- Yes.- Because Toby said hippo.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36- Yes.- OK.
0:18:36 > 0:18:40Well, I can tell you that the heaviest animal,
0:18:40 > 0:18:41by nearly double, is...
0:18:41 > 0:18:44- A, hippopotamus.- Argh!
0:18:45 > 0:18:47How dare you be right?!
0:18:47 > 0:18:49- Oh...- Toby!
0:18:49 > 0:18:54I've not just let myself down, I've let my team-mates down.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57You could never let us down, Toby.
0:18:57 > 0:19:01Bec, you're on amber, Ben is one question away from the drop.
0:19:01 > 0:19:02Here's your question.
0:19:02 > 0:19:05Which of these words defines a building
0:19:05 > 0:19:08between 300-600 metres in height?
0:19:08 > 0:19:12A mega tall or a super tall?
0:19:12 > 0:19:15A mega tall or a super tall?
0:19:15 > 0:19:16They are both nonsense.
0:19:16 > 0:19:17No-one says that about buildings.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20They're both coffee sizes as well, aren't they?
0:19:20 > 0:19:24"Oh, a mega tall with whipped cream. And hazelnut stuff."
0:19:24 > 0:19:26And I pick it up in me pollo!
0:19:28 > 0:19:31Do a drive-thru, order me mega tall, sip it down,
0:19:31 > 0:19:34I'm off to the moon because Concorde's not been invented yet!
0:19:36 > 0:19:40- Iain, where are you from? - I'm from many places, Stu.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43I grew up on the mean streets of America,
0:19:43 > 0:19:47but sometimes I sound a bit French!
0:19:47 > 0:19:48I'm going to push you for an answer.
0:19:48 > 0:19:52- Mega tall... - 600 metres is over half a kilometre.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54That's a tall building.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57Yeah. I think mega's better than super.
0:19:57 > 0:20:00Where I'm from, we'd just say "heaps". Oh, that's heaps tall!
0:20:00 > 0:20:03So, between 300 metres and 600 metres -
0:20:03 > 0:20:05A, mega tall, or B, super tall?
0:20:05 > 0:20:07What do you want to go with, Bec Hill?
0:20:07 > 0:20:10I like comic books, so I'm going to say super.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12Super tall. OK.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14I can tell you that a building
0:20:14 > 0:20:18between 300 and 600 metres in height is...
0:20:18 > 0:20:19- B, super tall.- Yeah!
0:20:22 > 0:20:27I can tell you that over 600 metres is mega tall.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30- And is there another one up from that?- Yes.
0:20:30 > 0:20:31Heaps tall!
0:20:33 > 0:20:36OK, Ben, if you get this question wrong,
0:20:36 > 0:20:38you are getting dropped.
0:20:38 > 0:20:42- I'm keenly aware of that, Iain. - I press this little button here.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45In fact, do you know what? I'll just...
0:20:45 > 0:20:49- Don't!- OK, here we go. This is to stay up.
0:20:49 > 0:20:57The dot above a lower case letter i is known as a jot or tittle?
0:20:58 > 0:21:01- A tittle...- Or a jot.- Or a jot?
0:21:01 > 0:21:03- I think it's a jot. - Suzi thinks it's a jot.
0:21:03 > 0:21:06How sure are you, Suzi? Are you sure...?
0:21:06 > 0:21:08- I'm guessing. - What do you think it is, Tobes?
0:21:10 > 0:21:12He's not getting involved.
0:21:12 > 0:21:15All right, I'm going a bit loopy up here, I have to say.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18It's getting to me, Iain. What are we going for, guys?
0:21:18 > 0:21:20A tittle or a jot?
0:21:20 > 0:21:22- Jot.- Jot?- Jot.
0:21:22 > 0:21:25Toby, say one of them. Tell me.
0:21:25 > 0:21:26- Tittle.- Tittle!
0:21:26 > 0:21:30- Oh...! - Oh, no, the oracle has spoken!
0:21:30 > 0:21:32- What are you going with? - Ben, it's up to you.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35Ben, going to have to push you. A jot or a tittle?
0:21:35 > 0:21:38I will not be pushed. I will fall my own accord!
0:21:38 > 0:21:41All right...I think jot.
0:21:41 > 0:21:47OK, I can tell you that Toby told you to say tittle.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49- Yes.- You went with jot.
0:21:49 > 0:21:53- Yeah.- And I can tell you the dot above a lower case letter i
0:21:53 > 0:21:56is known as a...
0:21:59 > 0:22:00..tittle!
0:22:00 > 0:22:02SCREAMING AND LAUGHTER
0:22:15 > 0:22:19OK, Bec, you have to get two wrong, which means you cannot be dropped,
0:22:19 > 0:22:25which means that the gold star goes to Daisy's team.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31# Drop her anyway Drop her anyway... #
0:22:31 > 0:22:32What?
0:22:32 > 0:22:36I think... I think her hair is a funny...
0:22:36 > 0:22:40AUDIENCE: Drop her! Drop her! Drop her!
0:22:40 > 0:22:41Get dropped!
0:22:47 > 0:22:49All aboard the school run.
0:22:49 > 0:22:52- ANNOUNCER:- 'The school run!'
0:22:52 > 0:22:55This is a relay race with each team having to drop
0:22:55 > 0:23:00as many of these adorable schoolkids off at school as possible.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02CRASH!
0:23:02 > 0:23:06The team who all make it to the finish line first wins.
0:23:06 > 0:23:09Simple as that. So, teams, if you'd like to join me at the start line,
0:23:09 > 0:23:11let's do this!
0:23:16 > 0:23:18OK, guys, everyone's in position,
0:23:18 > 0:23:20remember, the first team to drop everyone off at school
0:23:20 > 0:23:23and get back to the finish line is the winner.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25- So, Stu, are you ready? - I've never been more ready.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27- Yeah, Suzi, are you ready? - I'm ready.
0:23:27 > 0:23:31In that case, three, two, one, get those kids to school!
0:23:31 > 0:23:33KLAXON AND CHEERING
0:23:39 > 0:23:42Stu's flicking it round.
0:23:42 > 0:23:43Whoo!
0:23:45 > 0:23:46It's neck and neck.
0:23:49 > 0:23:53Does she drop the kids off?
0:23:55 > 0:23:59Stu, good throw. Stu's back in the race!
0:24:01 > 0:24:03Right, big crossover, big crossover, a big crossover.
0:24:05 > 0:24:10Suzi's spun it! Suzi's spun it! Oh, Stu's back in the race.
0:24:10 > 0:24:13Change, change, change!
0:24:13 > 0:24:15SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT
0:24:45 > 0:24:48Here we go, here we go, here we go.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51It's neck and neck, it's neck and neck!
0:24:53 > 0:24:55It's so close!
0:25:08 > 0:25:10Oh, this is so close.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT
0:25:37 > 0:25:39Right on the line! He's done it! He's done it!
0:25:44 > 0:25:46That's expensive! That is expensive!
0:25:51 > 0:25:53KLAXON AND CHEERING
0:25:53 > 0:25:59And that the end of that round, the gold star goes to Toby's team!
0:26:04 > 0:26:07Guys, doesn't time fly when I'm being hilarious?
0:26:07 > 0:26:10But before we go, I need to add up the stars.
0:26:21 > 0:26:22And the winners are...
0:26:24 > 0:26:26..Daisy's team!
0:26:26 > 0:26:30- CHEERING - Yay!
0:26:30 > 0:26:32Congratulations, you lot.
0:26:32 > 0:26:35You get to cheer constantly for the next ten years.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38As for Toby's team, not only does the dog eat your homework,
0:26:38 > 0:26:41but you've got detention with Mr Smash.
0:26:41 > 0:26:43It's time to take the walk of shame.
0:26:45 > 0:26:47- # La-la-la-la-la... # - AUDIENCE: Losers!
0:26:47 > 0:26:49- # La-la-la-la-la... # - Losers!
0:26:49 > 0:26:51- # La-la-la-la-la... # - Losers!
0:26:51 > 0:26:53- # La-la-la-la-la... # - Losers!
0:26:53 > 0:26:56# Losers...lose. #
0:26:56 > 0:26:59So, there you go. As ever, we didn't learn much, but do you know what?
0:26:59 > 0:27:02It was fun trying. See you next time on...
0:27:02 > 0:27:05AUDIENCE: The Dog Ate My Homework!
0:27:05 > 0:27:07Sees ya!
0:27:10 > 0:27:13CHEERING AND APPLAUSE