0:00:02 > 0:00:04HE GRUNTS AND SHOUTS
0:00:07 > 0:00:10HE SHOUTS LOUDLY
0:00:10 > 0:00:13LAUGHTER
0:00:16 > 0:00:18BELL RINGS
0:00:48 > 0:00:50CHEERING
0:00:57 > 0:01:00Hola, amigos. Como estas?
0:01:00 > 0:01:03I'm Iain Stirling, and welcome to The Dog Ate My Homework,
0:01:03 > 0:01:07the show that's 30 minutes of nonstop entertainment.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10Well, apart from, like, the scores, the credits,
0:01:10 > 0:01:12and this bit's not ideal...
0:01:12 > 0:01:13I mean, it's...
0:01:13 > 0:01:16It's about four minutes of entertainment,
0:01:16 > 0:01:18but what a four minutes.
0:01:18 > 0:01:21And we're kicking things off by taking the register.
0:01:21 > 0:01:25On my right, a boy who said his cookery exam was easy peasy,
0:01:25 > 0:01:29lemon squeezy, which meant his omelette tasted awful.
0:01:29 > 0:01:33- It's Luca!- Here, sir!
0:01:33 > 0:01:37And on Luca's team, the exciting new face of CBBC.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40Quite what was wrong with the old one, I have no idea.
0:01:40 > 0:01:45- It's Lauren Layfield!- Here, sir!
0:01:45 > 0:01:50Also on Luca's team, a comedian who wrote his first joke aged three.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53And we're expecting the second joke any time soon.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56- It's Matthew Crosby.- Here, sir.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01On my left, a girl who made sure she got the highest pass marks
0:02:01 > 0:02:04in English by gluing her essay to the ceiling.
0:02:04 > 0:02:05It's Amara.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07Here, sir!
0:02:07 > 0:02:10And on Amara's team, a comedian who's been described
0:02:10 > 0:02:12as one to watch.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Especially if you lend him money.
0:02:14 > 0:02:15It's Marlon Davis.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Here, sir!
0:02:17 > 0:02:19And, finally, on Amara's team, a man who
0:02:19 > 0:02:22when it comes to acting skills has none.
0:02:22 > 0:02:27He plays Mr Nunn in the 4 O'Clock Club, it's Dan Wright!
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Here, sir!
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Give it up for both of today's teams, everyone!
0:02:31 > 0:02:34APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:02:37 > 0:02:39Guys, I'll tell you how the show works.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42I ask a question and then pretend to listen to the answer.
0:02:42 > 0:02:46I am not, I'm thinking about what I'm having for my dinner.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48'Spaghetti carbonara.'
0:02:48 > 0:02:51'I look so handsome when I'm thinking.'
0:02:54 > 0:02:56And what are the teams playing for?
0:02:56 > 0:02:58I'll tell you what they're playing for,
0:02:58 > 0:03:00they're playing for these gold stars.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02AUDIENCE OOHS
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Yes, you can win them with wit,
0:03:04 > 0:03:07but lose them with larking around like a loony.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10In which case, I can shoo them right back again.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12AUDIENCE AWWS
0:03:12 > 0:03:15Hey, you can moan till you're blue in the face,
0:03:15 > 0:03:17at which point I will call you an ambulance.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20But still, it's Iain's school, so it's...
0:03:20 > 0:03:22- AUDIENCE:- Iain's rules!
0:03:22 > 0:03:24I've got a catchphrase.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26The team with the most stars at the end of the show
0:03:26 > 0:03:28are the winners, while the losers face detention
0:03:28 > 0:03:30with a man who's got less brain cells
0:03:30 > 0:03:31than a sticky toffee pudding.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33It's Mr Smash!
0:03:33 > 0:03:36HE GRUNTS AND SHOUTS
0:03:36 > 0:03:37I can't believe it.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40Turns out Mr Smash has gone and won the award
0:03:40 > 0:03:43for being the world's most intelligent teacher!
0:03:43 > 0:03:45HE GRUNTS EXCITEDLY
0:03:45 > 0:03:48Um...what's that? They've even made you a T-shirt?
0:03:48 > 0:03:50GRUNTS HAPPILY Can we have a look at it?
0:03:50 > 0:03:52The world's most intelligent teach...
0:03:52 > 0:03:55LAUGHTER
0:03:55 > 0:03:57It says "twit," mate.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00HE SHOUTS ANGRILY
0:04:00 > 0:04:03METALLIC CLANG
0:04:05 > 0:04:09He just smashed the... He smashed a bronze trophy!
0:04:09 > 0:04:11Let's get on with the show!
0:04:11 > 0:04:14APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:04:16 > 0:04:18Time now for Stick To The Point.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21- LOUDSPEAKER:- Stick To The Point.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23I'll ask questions and if the teams are too slow,
0:04:23 > 0:04:27repeat an answer or just blank me, I'll put them in the shush position.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30Can I please see your shush positions, please?
0:04:32 > 0:04:34OK. First, I need my stick of pointiness.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37Which is right here.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39It was just down there.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41We normally have a joke, but...
0:04:41 > 0:04:42It was just there.
0:04:43 > 0:04:47OK, the last team speaking wins and our first topic is...
0:04:47 > 0:04:50Things you might find in France.
0:04:50 > 0:04:54Things you might find dans le France.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58- Iain.- Oui? Yes?- Why did you do that in a Welsh accent?
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Je ne comprends pas...
0:05:02 > 0:05:03muppette.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07- OK. Marlon.- French people.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Yes, they are there, lots of them.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11- Matthew?- Cheese.
0:05:11 > 0:05:12Yes, please. Amara?
0:05:12 > 0:05:14- Croissants.- Ooh. Lauren?
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Just streets.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18- AMARA:- Streets?! - That are French.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21- Rues.- What is it?- Rue.- La rue.
0:05:22 > 0:05:26- Dan?- A train to come back home.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29That's a very English way of describing France.
0:05:29 > 0:05:30Best thing about France?
0:05:30 > 0:05:33You can get back home!
0:05:33 > 0:05:34Really easy. Luca?
0:05:34 > 0:05:36- Moustaches.- Moustaches.
0:05:36 > 0:05:37Yes, please. Amara?
0:05:37 > 0:05:39People speaking French.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41Bonus gold star, well done.
0:05:41 > 0:05:42Thank you.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45- Matthew?- The Eiffel Tower.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47You can find that there.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49- Amara?- Iain on holiday.
0:05:49 > 0:05:50I am there all the time.
0:05:50 > 0:05:54J'adore le French people.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56- Luca?- Iain.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58I'm there, yeah.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00I'm there normally, on my holidays.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Just kicking about.
0:06:02 > 0:06:06- Marlon?- You're here now, you're not over there.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Good point. Luca?
0:06:08 > 0:06:10- Get in the shush position, please. - I just can't hear you.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Dans le shush position.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15- I don't understand you. - In the shush position, please.
0:06:15 > 0:06:16- I think I understand you.- Oh, OK.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Thank you. Dan?
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Le Mona Lisa.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Oh, yeah. My auntie.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24- Auntie Lisa.- Always moaning.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27- Always going on. - Always. What a moaner, Lisa.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29"Can you not draw my body?"
0:06:29 > 0:06:31- Matthew?- The Louvre.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34- The Louvre.- The Louvre.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37That's where you find the Mona Lisa. You find my Auntie Lisa in the loo.
0:06:37 > 0:06:41- Your auntie in the loo, yeah. - Yes, please. Lauren?
0:06:41 > 0:06:42Frenchies, the dogs.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45Little Frenchies. The French ones.
0:06:46 > 0:06:47- Shush position, please.- What?!
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Shush position! Amara?
0:06:49 > 0:06:51Students on a school trip.
0:06:51 > 0:06:52Yes, please. Matthew?
0:06:52 > 0:06:55Oh, frogs on crutches.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57You have eaten my legs!
0:06:57 > 0:06:59- My poor legs!- Dan?
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Snails with slings?
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Oh, my arm hurts so much.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05- They don't eat snails' arms! - Do snails have arms?!
0:07:05 > 0:07:07They eat frogs' legs, Daniel.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10- Who here has seen a snail with arms? - IAIN LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY
0:07:10 > 0:07:13I thought you were just saying an animal with some sort of ailment.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15- Frogs' legs!- It's not frogs' legs and snails' arms.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17You obviously haven't been to France, then.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19It's all about snails' arms.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21I like the idea that Dan, his whole life,
0:07:21 > 0:07:24thinks that snails haven't got arms, because the French ate them.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27- That's the reason why. - You learn. You learn on this show.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29- Shush position. AMARA:- Oh, no.
0:07:29 > 0:07:30Amara?
0:07:30 > 0:07:32- Ice cream. - Oh...I mean, it's there.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34You can't deny it.
0:07:34 > 0:07:35It's there. Matthew.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38People learning English as a second language.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41You find that in Scotland!
0:07:43 > 0:07:44Marlon?
0:07:44 > 0:07:48French frogs.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Shush position, please.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52That's Amara versus Crosby.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54- Matthew.- Croque monsieur.
0:07:54 > 0:07:55Amara?
0:07:55 > 0:07:56Desks.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58You can find desks in France!
0:07:58 > 0:08:00- It's true.- I mean, they are there.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02Can I say one thing, this will be a very long game if you go down
0:08:02 > 0:08:05the route of, you can find everything in France.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07Matthew?
0:08:07 > 0:08:09- Croque madame.- Amara?
0:08:09 > 0:08:12- The beach.- Matthew?
0:08:12 > 0:08:13Calais.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16- Amara?- Houses.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19I mean, you've got to run out of French things soon,
0:08:19 > 0:08:21cos Amara's going to be here all day.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23She's picked an absolute blinder here.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25- Amara, you're going to rinse this. - Thank you.- Matthew?
0:08:25 > 0:08:28Le Boulevard Saint-Germain.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30- Amara?- Roads.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34- Oh!- She's not wrong.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37Oh, we've had roads already! We've had roads!
0:08:37 > 0:08:41Matthew wins! And Luca gets a gold star!
0:08:41 > 0:08:45BELL RINGS Oh, that is the bell.
0:08:45 > 0:08:49And, at the end of that round, the gold star goes to Luca's team!
0:08:57 > 0:08:59Time now for some general knowledge.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01In a round with...
0:09:01 > 0:09:03- HE MUTTERS AND GROWLS LOUDSPEAKER:- Watch Your Mouth.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06Yes, it's time for Watch Your Mouth.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Where our teams have to try and talk properly
0:09:08 > 0:09:11while they've got one of these in their gob.
0:09:11 > 0:09:15It is a Mr Smash growl maker.
0:09:15 > 0:09:16Check it out.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18So, teams, are we ready to Smash up?
0:09:18 > 0:09:23Please insert into your mouth your Mr Smash growl maker.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25Get them right in there.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27- Oh, get it right in. - Oh, mine fell out!
0:09:27 > 0:09:28Matthew, how's that feeling?
0:09:28 > 0:09:30- All right?- Oh, it feels fantastic.
0:09:30 > 0:09:34This is the best... SHE MUMBLES
0:09:34 > 0:09:35What was that, Amara?
0:09:35 > 0:09:38- MUMBLING:- This is the best...toy...ever!
0:09:38 > 0:09:39OK, whatever she said.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41It's time now for some questions...
0:09:41 > 0:09:44- LOUDSPEAKER:- School Disco!
0:09:44 > 0:09:46School Disco!
0:09:46 > 0:09:50MUSIC: A Sky Full Of Stars by Coldplay
0:10:01 > 0:10:03VINYL RECORD SCRATCHES, MUSIC STOPS
0:10:03 > 0:10:05AMARA LAUGHS
0:10:05 > 0:10:08OK, guys, general knowledge. Fingers on the buzzer.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10First one to buzz in gets to answer
0:10:10 > 0:10:14and then you've got three bonus questions for some more gold stars.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Question one. What character never grows up,
0:10:16 > 0:10:18wears green and has adventures in Never...?
0:10:18 > 0:10:20- LOUDSPEAKER:- Amara. - Yes, Amara's team.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23- Heter Han.- Sorry, who?
0:10:23 > 0:10:25- Peter Pan.- That's the man.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28And for a bonus gold star,
0:10:28 > 0:10:30give me three words that contain the word pan.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Frying pan.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Frying pan. Yes?
0:10:34 > 0:10:35Hantomime.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37Yeah, pantomime.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40You sound like you're really far away with that on.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43- Right, OK.- Pandemonium!
0:10:43 > 0:10:44Pandemonium's great.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Right, give you the points, gold star.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48Next question. Fingers on buzzer.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51What large, edible fruit has a green rind and a red, juicy flesh?
0:10:51 > 0:10:53- LOUDSPEAKER:- Amara.- Yes, Amara?
0:10:53 > 0:10:55Watermelon!
0:10:55 > 0:10:58Yes, and for a bonus point, name three other juicy fruits.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00- Melon.- Melon.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02- And an orange.- Yeah.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04And a lemon.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06Well done. Smashed it. Another gold star.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08- Well done, that was great. - LAUREN:- Come on, guys.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10Question number three, finger on buzzers.
0:11:10 > 0:11:14Adding washing-up liquid to water creates lots of...?
0:11:14 > 0:11:16- LOUDSPEAKER:- Luca. - Yes, Luca's team?
0:11:16 > 0:11:17- Huh-huls.- What?
0:11:17 > 0:11:19- Hubbles.- What?
0:11:19 > 0:11:23- Hubbles!- Hubbles!- What?- Bubbles!
0:11:23 > 0:11:25- Bubbles?- Hubbles!
0:11:25 > 0:11:26- OK. And, Lauren...- Yeah?
0:11:26 > 0:11:29For your bonus gold star, all I need you to do
0:11:29 > 0:11:30is just blow these bubbles.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33SHE LAUGHS Blow the bubbles.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35- OK. Ready?- Yeah.- Ssshh.
0:11:35 > 0:11:39LAUGHTER
0:11:39 > 0:11:42Do it again!
0:11:49 > 0:11:50Sshhh!
0:11:50 > 0:11:52LAUGHTER
0:11:52 > 0:11:55You can't do the lips together.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:12:02 > 0:12:05Unbelievable! Next question.
0:12:05 > 0:12:09The abbreviation "www." stands for what?
0:12:09 > 0:12:11- LOUDSPEAKER:- Amara. - Yes, Amara's team?
0:12:11 > 0:12:13- World Wide Web. - What he said.
0:12:13 > 0:12:18And for a bonus gold star, three places you might find a web?
0:12:18 > 0:12:19A tree.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21A tree, yeah.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23A corner.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25- What?- A corner of a room.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28He sounds like the X Factor man.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30- Oh, yeah.- I do.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Say Rachel Adedeji.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34Rachel Adedeji.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41Bonus gold star there. Marlon.
0:12:41 > 0:12:44The car. The car window.
0:12:44 > 0:12:49- Yes, the wing mirror! - The window of a car.- Wing mirror!
0:12:49 > 0:12:52Right, I'll give you a bonus gold star.
0:12:52 > 0:12:55You have more than enough there.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58Next question. What optical instrument helps you to see
0:12:58 > 0:13:00into the distance and looks...?
0:13:00 > 0:13:01- LOUDSPEAKER:- Luca.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03A telescope?
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Oh. ..and looks like two small telescopes?
0:13:05 > 0:13:07- Oh!- Ahh!- You've got to be kidding me! That's not fair.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09- LOUDSPEAKER:- Amara.- Yeah?
0:13:09 > 0:13:10- Dinocular.- Huh?
0:13:10 > 0:13:12- Dinocular.- Dracula?
0:13:12 > 0:13:15- Dracula?- Binoculars.- Dinocular!
0:13:15 > 0:13:19OK, OK. Give me three other things that can help you see.
0:13:19 > 0:13:22- Glasses.- Yes, please. - And contact lenses.
0:13:22 > 0:13:23Yes, please.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25X-ray vision.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29You're suddenly from a superhero film?
0:13:29 > 0:13:31X-ray vision!
0:13:31 > 0:13:34Hi, I'm X-ray vision man.
0:13:34 > 0:13:37Hi, I'm X-ray vision man. I can see everything.
0:13:37 > 0:13:41There you go, points, gold star. Well done.
0:13:41 > 0:13:44BELL RINGS Oh, guys, that is the buzzer,
0:13:44 > 0:13:46which means, at the end of that round,
0:13:46 > 0:13:49the gold star for the most correct answers goes to Amara's team!
0:13:49 > 0:13:53- Yeah! - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:13:58 > 0:14:05Guys, it's only time for the best round on panel show TV history.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07It's time for Pie The Supply.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10- LOUDSPEAKER:- Pie The Supply.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13Yes, Mr Smash has been baking.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16Four people are quaking.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18Three of them are faking.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21And, if we're not very much mistaken,
0:14:21 > 0:14:23well, the rest of it is there's some questions,
0:14:23 > 0:14:25answers, someone gets splatted.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27I couldn't make it all rhyme.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29But we're going to go right in someone's face with a pie.
0:14:29 > 0:14:34OK, let's meet our maths teachers.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36Teacher number one, Mr McCall.
0:14:36 > 0:14:39Teacher number two, Ms Stewart.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42Teacher number three, Mr Rasmussen.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45And teacher four, Miss Madigan.
0:14:45 > 0:14:49One's a maths teacher, three are LIARS!
0:14:49 > 0:14:52You're liars and we'll find you!
0:14:54 > 0:14:56Luca, one of them's a maths teacher.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58What one? Does any of them jump out at you?
0:14:58 > 0:15:01Number one does, cos my maths teacher looks pretty much the same.
0:15:01 > 0:15:02I thought you were going to go,
0:15:02 > 0:15:04"Number one, cos he's my maths teacher."
0:15:04 > 0:15:07Just pie him right in the face.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09He's got a bit of a maths teacher look about him, doesn't he?
0:15:09 > 0:15:13- Yes.- Maths teacher, where his tie is as thin as his belt.
0:15:16 > 0:15:17It's an unusual look.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19How would you like your tie?
0:15:19 > 0:15:21Like my belt, but vertical.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26What about Amara's team? Anyone jump out at you?
0:15:26 > 0:15:28- Maths teachers.- Well, number one...
0:15:28 > 0:15:31- Right.- ..he looks more presentable.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33LAUGHTER
0:15:33 > 0:15:36- Oh! LAUREN:- Burn! - Two, three, four, slam!
0:15:36 > 0:15:40And number four is sort of slouching.
0:15:40 > 0:15:41LAUGHTER
0:15:41 > 0:15:43Teachers don't tend to slouch.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45- MARLON:- Posture. - Amara's got a good point,
0:15:45 > 0:15:47- because maths is all about angles, isn't it?- Yes.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50If you're, like, slouched over, you can't teach about angles.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53- AMARA:- Exactly. - Whereas number one, so precise.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55- LAUREN:- Very perpendicular.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57The tie to belt is a perfect right angle.
0:15:57 > 0:15:58Yes!
0:15:58 > 0:16:01It's x-axis and y-axis.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03He's a walking graph!
0:16:03 > 0:16:05Number one seems to be jumping out.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08- Dan?- Maths teachers are often very strict, aren't they?
0:16:08 > 0:16:10So the obvious thing would be to go for number one.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13- But I'm thinking number three. - AMARA:- Ehh.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15He won't give me eye contact. Oh, he will. He will.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18- LAUREN:- Oh, dead in the eye. - He looks like he could tell me off.
0:16:18 > 0:16:22If you could tell me off in your teacher's voice for being late,
0:16:22 > 0:16:23how would you do it?
0:16:23 > 0:16:26Don't be late again. Why were you late today?
0:16:26 > 0:16:28- ALL:- Oh!
0:16:28 > 0:16:30- I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - LAUREN:- Look at his eyes!
0:16:30 > 0:16:32Number three came with a follow-up question.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35- MARLON:- Don't muck about with him.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37- He's like a very angry lumberjack. - That's it.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42I think number three is like the dad from every American movie.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44He is!
0:16:44 > 0:16:45You're not going to the prom!
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Listen, we've got to find out who these guys are.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51But what do our audience think?
0:16:51 > 0:16:53Do you think it's one, two, three or four?
0:16:53 > 0:16:56Vote on the count of three. One, two, three. Audience, vote now!
0:16:56 > 0:16:59SHOUTING
0:17:02 > 0:17:04Right, decision time.
0:17:04 > 0:17:06There was a lot of ones and some threes.
0:17:06 > 0:17:12Now, Luca. It's time for you now to pie the supply.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14- LOUDSPEAKER:- Pie The Supply.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18There we go.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20That face. He's got an evil look in his eye.
0:17:32 > 0:17:35- Amara?- I'm ready! - I...I know you are.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38- I'm ready!- Pie the supply, Amara.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40I've been waiting for this my whole life.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42- LOUDSPEAKER:- Pie The Supply. - Thank you very much.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45OK, what a good girl.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48Just saying, you all did your hair for nothing.
0:17:48 > 0:17:51- AUDIENCE:- Oooooh....
0:17:51 > 0:17:54AUDIENCE GASPS
0:17:54 > 0:17:58- Oh! LAUREN:- What?! Oh, my God!
0:17:58 > 0:18:01Amara! Step away!
0:18:01 > 0:18:04OK, let's find out who the real teacher is.
0:18:04 > 0:18:08I hope it's number two. I really hope it's number two.
0:18:08 > 0:18:12- Would the real... AMARA:- Sorry!
0:18:12 > 0:18:15Would the real teacher please step forward?
0:18:17 > 0:18:19- LUCA:- Please don't tell me it's...
0:18:19 > 0:18:21CHEERING
0:18:21 > 0:18:25- AMARA:- Oh, no! - LAUREN:- No way!
0:18:25 > 0:18:29Oh, which means at the end of that round, no-one gets a gold star,
0:18:29 > 0:18:32but we did pie two people in the face!
0:18:38 > 0:18:40Now, regular viewers will know that it's been a while
0:18:40 > 0:18:43since I've demonstrated my acting skills.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46But I cannot deprive you of my genius,
0:18:46 > 0:18:48so back by popular demand,
0:18:48 > 0:18:51it's the return of Who Do You Think I Am?!
0:18:52 > 0:18:55Who Do You Think I Am?
0:18:55 > 0:18:58This is where I act out a famous person and the teams
0:18:58 > 0:19:00have to guess who I am,
0:19:00 > 0:19:03so excuse me while I haul my massive talent
0:19:03 > 0:19:05over to the prop box.
0:19:05 > 0:19:06OK, here we go.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12OK. Luca's team.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14There we go. OK.
0:19:14 > 0:19:15Argh!
0:19:18 > 0:19:22Oh! I'm two brothers!
0:19:22 > 0:19:25We were born in the United States of America!
0:19:27 > 0:19:28I've not got my prop.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30It'll make no sense without the prop.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33- Is that a shield? It's two shields. - No!
0:19:33 > 0:19:35No, you've got to have a sword, not two shields. Oh! Oh!
0:19:35 > 0:19:38- You're a bumblebee.- Bumblebee! Bumblebee! You're a bumblebee.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40- No!- Bumblebee. The Brothers Bumblebee.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43I'm not the Brothers Bumblebee!
0:19:43 > 0:19:45We are widely credited with being the inventors
0:19:45 > 0:19:47of modern controlled flight.
0:19:47 > 0:19:51That is not modern, is it? Look at that.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54Putting our bicycle engineering skills and funds into the venture,
0:19:54 > 0:19:58we got it right and we properly flew in the air...
0:19:58 > 0:20:00- Oh, I've got it! I've got it! - ..in 1903.
0:20:00 > 0:20:03- Yes.- You're Mark Wright from The Only Way Is Essex.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06- No! He's my friend! - Mark Wright is...- He's my co-host...
0:20:06 > 0:20:08- He's your friend.- ..on Dengineers. - Well, there we go.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11Lauren has got Mark Wright's phone number in her phone.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13- Who wants to get him on later? - Give him a call right now.
0:20:13 > 0:20:16Shall we call Mark Wright from The Only Way Is Essex?
0:20:16 > 0:20:17Wait...
0:20:17 > 0:20:20AUDIENCE: Yes!
0:20:24 > 0:20:27- MARK:- Hello? - AUDIENCE SHOUT HELLO
0:20:27 > 0:20:30Ian Stirling is here off of the telly.
0:20:30 > 0:20:33I'm from America!
0:20:33 > 0:20:37I'm a brother, I flew a plane in 1903.
0:20:37 > 0:20:40- Who am I?- Can you help us, right? We've got this question, right?
0:20:40 > 0:20:43Where we were asked about two brothers who, like,
0:20:43 > 0:20:46invented aeroplanes or something back in, like, 1903.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48His name's significant.
0:20:48 > 0:20:50- Oh, his name's significant.- It's the...- Your name is significant.
0:20:50 > 0:20:53- Huh?- It's the Wright Brothers. - The Wright brothers!
0:20:53 > 0:20:56- Is correct!- Yeah!
0:20:58 > 0:21:02We love you, Mark Wright. Thank you! Bye!
0:21:05 > 0:21:07That's right, I am a Wright brother,
0:21:07 > 0:21:10widely credited with being the fathers
0:21:10 > 0:21:12of modern controlled powered flight.
0:21:12 > 0:21:13Gold star to Luca's team!
0:21:13 > 0:21:17APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:21:17 > 0:21:21Right, Amara, your turn now.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25OK, here we go.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27Here we go. OK.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29I am a woman...
0:21:31 > 0:21:33..I was born in 1965.
0:21:33 > 0:21:37- Sorry, what are you doing? - Where are we...?- Are you dancing?
0:21:37 > 0:21:38I'm dancing.
0:21:38 > 0:21:41When I was aged just six I wrote my first story
0:21:41 > 0:21:45about a rabbit called...Rabbit!
0:21:45 > 0:21:47Took me ages to come up with the name.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49- Right.- Who am I?
0:21:49 > 0:21:52Are you a magician trying to pull a rabbit out of a hat,
0:21:52 > 0:21:54but instead you turn into the rabbit?
0:21:54 > 0:21:58I don't think that's a particularly well-known celebrity, that one.
0:21:59 > 0:22:02- My books...- Your books? - Have been trans...
0:22:02 > 0:22:05LAUGHTER Right.
0:22:05 > 0:22:07- And you run a zoo?- No!
0:22:09 > 0:22:13My books have been translated into 67 languages, although parseltongue,
0:22:13 > 0:22:16right, is not one of them yet.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18Habajaca...speesh, comja.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20Subtly sneak away.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25Who am I?
0:22:26 > 0:22:27- Iain?- Amara.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29Are you JK Rowling?
0:22:29 > 0:22:31Amara, I regret to inform you that...
0:22:31 > 0:22:34you've got yourself a gold star! That's correct!
0:22:34 > 0:22:36- APPLAUSE AND CHEERING - Whoo!
0:22:36 > 0:22:38I am Joanne Kathleen Rowling!
0:22:38 > 0:22:44The writer of the Harry Potter books.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46Well done to Amara's team. Well done to Luca's team.
0:22:46 > 0:22:50You both get yourself gold stars!
0:22:55 > 0:22:57Come on, guys. We're late.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59It's time for The School Run.
0:22:59 > 0:23:02- LOUDSPEAKER:- The School Run.
0:23:02 > 0:23:03I was always late for school,
0:23:03 > 0:23:07but then I didn't have six guests racing around on tricycles to help.
0:23:07 > 0:23:11It's a relay race involving all team members and all they have to do is
0:23:11 > 0:23:15drop these incredibly lifelike schoolkids...
0:23:16 > 0:23:17..off at school.
0:23:17 > 0:23:21So join me at the start line, let's go.
0:23:26 > 0:23:30OK, first team to drop everyone off at school and get home first
0:23:30 > 0:23:31is the winner. So, are you ready?
0:23:31 > 0:23:36- Yes!- Guys, in three, two, one, go!
0:23:36 > 0:23:40KLAXON BLARES, CHEERING
0:23:40 > 0:23:42- LAUREN:- Go, go, go, go, go!
0:23:42 > 0:23:46- AMARA:- Come on! Marlon!
0:23:46 > 0:23:48THEY CHEER THEM ON
0:23:59 > 0:24:02THEY CONTINUE CHEERING THEM ON
0:24:11 > 0:24:14CHEERING Oh, wait, wait, wait.
0:24:15 > 0:24:18OK, OK, OK, OK, OK.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20Change, change, change.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22This one's ruined. Needs a tyre change!
0:24:22 > 0:24:24Go, go, go!
0:24:24 > 0:24:26THEY CHEER THEM ON
0:24:28 > 0:24:30Get off, get off. Get off, get off, get off.
0:24:30 > 0:24:35Go, go, go. Go, go, go, go, go!
0:24:35 > 0:24:37THEY CHEER THEM ON
0:24:37 > 0:24:42- Whoo!- LAUREN:- Yes! Go on, Luca!
0:24:42 > 0:24:47- He is absolutely...- Don't crash it.
0:24:54 > 0:24:56- Quick!- Go on, Lauren.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58- LUCA:- Go, go, go, go, go!
0:25:05 > 0:25:08LAUREN SCREAMS
0:25:08 > 0:25:11THEY CHEER THEM ON
0:25:14 > 0:25:16Come on, come on!
0:25:21 > 0:25:23- LAUREN:- The child's in danger!
0:25:23 > 0:25:25Dan's child's legs are hanging out the back.
0:25:33 > 0:25:35THEY CHEER THEM ON
0:25:40 > 0:25:41Come on! Come on!
0:25:45 > 0:25:49CHEERING
0:25:50 > 0:25:53The gold star goes to...
0:25:53 > 0:25:56DAN LAUGHS
0:25:59 > 0:26:02- Yes! - KLAXON BLARES
0:26:03 > 0:26:06It wasn't that close, but at the end of that round
0:26:06 > 0:26:08the gold star goes to Luca's team.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15Well, that's just about it.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17All I need to do now is...
0:26:17 > 0:26:20Sorry, but my chair's really uncomfortable.
0:26:20 > 0:26:24I have something... I think I'm sitting on something.
0:26:24 > 0:26:27LAUGHTER Oh, yeah. Sorry. Cactus.
0:26:27 > 0:26:29Eurgh! No wonder. Right, time to find out the winner.
0:26:29 > 0:26:33Let's add up the stars.
0:26:33 > 0:26:36Whoo!
0:26:36 > 0:26:39Oooh...
0:26:43 > 0:26:46And the winners are...
0:26:46 > 0:26:48Amara's team!
0:26:48 > 0:26:50CHEERING
0:26:52 > 0:26:54Well done, Amara's team.
0:26:54 > 0:26:58You all get to lie in a vat of your own brain juice.
0:26:58 > 0:27:00As for Luca's team,
0:27:00 > 0:27:04sadly the dog will be eating your homework and you've got to spend
0:27:04 > 0:27:07detention with Mr Smash.
0:27:07 > 0:27:09It's time to take the walk of shame.
0:27:09 > 0:27:12- # La-la-la-la-la... - ALL:- Losers!
0:27:12 > 0:27:14- # La-la-la-la-la - Losers!
0:27:14 > 0:27:16- # La-la-la-la-la - Losers!
0:27:16 > 0:27:18- # La-la-la-la-la - Losers!
0:27:18 > 0:27:20- # La-la-la-la-la - Losers!
0:27:20 > 0:27:22# Losers. #
0:27:22 > 0:27:23So that's your lot.
0:27:23 > 0:27:26As ever, we didn't learn much, but do you know what?
0:27:26 > 0:27:27It was fun trying.
0:27:27 > 0:27:28See you next time on...
0:27:28 > 0:27:32- AUDIENCE:- The Dog Ate My Homework!
0:27:32 > 0:27:34See ya!