0:00:04 > 0:00:07Oh, dog! Good work, mate.
0:00:07 > 0:00:08Loving it. Loving it.
0:00:08 > 0:00:11What about you, Smashie, how are you doing?
0:00:11 > 0:00:13Ha-ha!
0:00:13 > 0:00:14Oh, that's not right at all, is it?
0:00:16 > 0:00:18Aaaaarrrgh!
0:00:18 > 0:00:19BELL RINGS
0:00:50 > 0:00:52CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:57 > 0:00:59Oh, my days! Hello!
0:00:59 > 0:01:01I'm Iain Stirling. How you doing?
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Good. Glad to hear it.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Someone in the audience actually answered.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Incredible. Welcome to The Dog Ate My Homework,
0:01:07 > 0:01:10the show that gives funny answers to serious questions,
0:01:10 > 0:01:11serious answers to funny questions,
0:01:11 > 0:01:14and sometimes I seriously question what everyone's going on about.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16So let's take the register.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19On my right, a girl who tried to learn the hoola hoop,
0:01:19 > 0:01:22but ended up going round in circles, it's Poppy!
0:01:22 > 0:01:24- Here, sir. - APPLAUSE
0:01:24 > 0:01:27And on Poppy's team, a presenter who loves reading and says
0:01:27 > 0:01:29there's nothing like a good book.
0:01:29 > 0:01:32Like this book, my autobiography,
0:01:32 > 0:01:35Iain Stirling: How It All Went Handsome.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38She says this is nothing like a good book.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41It's Katie Thistleton, everyone!
0:01:41 > 0:01:43- Here, sir! - APPLAUSE
0:01:43 > 0:01:46Also on Poppy's team, a comedian who likes to use big, long words,
0:01:46 > 0:01:48what make him look all clever and that!
0:01:48 > 0:01:50- Hello.- It's Ivo Graham.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52Here, sir.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54APPLAUSE
0:01:54 > 0:01:55And on my left,
0:01:55 > 0:02:00a boy whose teacher made him sit all his exams on a school camping trip,
0:02:00 > 0:02:03he described it as "in-tents"...
0:02:03 > 0:02:04GROANING AND LAUGHTER
0:02:04 > 0:02:07"In-tents"! Come on, it's Ben!
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Here, sir!
0:02:12 > 0:02:15And, on Ben's team, a street performer turned stand-up comedian,
0:02:15 > 0:02:18means he now craves people's attention indoors,
0:02:18 > 0:02:20it's Stu Goldsmith.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22Here, sir.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24And, finally, on Ben's team,
0:02:24 > 0:02:26a comedian who's been described as "going places".
0:02:26 > 0:02:29Not tonight - she's contractually required to stay here.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31- It's Suzi Ruffell.- Here, sir.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34Can you please give it up for both of our teams?
0:02:34 > 0:02:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Here's how we roll, Iain-style! LAUGHTER
0:02:42 > 0:02:45Our teams quiz it out... I don't regret saying that!
0:02:45 > 0:02:48Our teams quiz it out to see who scores the most
0:02:48 > 0:02:50and who's thick as a post,
0:02:50 > 0:02:54and what they're all playing for are these magical gold stars.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57- ALL:- Oooooh!
0:02:57 > 0:02:58Along the way, I can also award
0:02:58 > 0:03:01bonus stars for pretty much anything,
0:03:01 > 0:03:04like, for example, who can say "Iain"
0:03:04 > 0:03:06in the highest possible voice.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08- ALL HIGH-PITCHED:- Iain.- Iain.- Iain.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10- Iain.- Iain.- Iain.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12Do that again, Ben?
0:03:12 > 0:03:14- SQUEAKILY:- Iain.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16It sounds like a squirrel. You've got yourself a bonus gold star, Ben.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Well done.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24But be warned - any nonsense and I can take those stars away, get away.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Get away.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29Hey, don't moan, cos it's Iain's school, so it's...
0:03:29 > 0:03:31- ALL:- Iain's rules!
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Yes, the team with the most gold stars at the end of the show
0:03:33 > 0:03:36are the winners, whilst the losers face detention with a man
0:03:36 > 0:03:40who makes more growling noises than your dad's belly - it's Mr Smash!
0:03:40 > 0:03:43HE ROARS
0:03:45 > 0:03:48HE GRUNTS AND LAUGHS
0:03:50 > 0:03:51BZZT!
0:03:51 > 0:03:52Argh!
0:03:52 > 0:03:54LAUGHTER
0:03:54 > 0:03:55BZZT!
0:03:55 > 0:03:56Argh!
0:04:00 > 0:04:03WHIRRING
0:04:06 > 0:04:07Ha-ha-ha!
0:04:10 > 0:04:12Hmm...
0:04:12 > 0:04:14BZZT!
0:04:14 > 0:04:17Aaaargh!
0:04:20 > 0:04:21Er, let's get on with the show!
0:04:24 > 0:04:27CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Time now for Stick To The Point.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32- VOICE-OVER:- Stick To The Point.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35This is a quickfire round, and if our teams are too slow, or repeat,
0:04:35 > 0:04:38or just talk rubbish, then I'll put them in the shush position.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41Can I see you in your shush positions, please, teams?
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Very well played.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46But first, I need my stick of pointiness.
0:04:46 > 0:04:50Bringeth inneth the stick of the pointiness!
0:04:50 > 0:04:52CEREMONIAL MUSIC
0:05:03 > 0:05:04APPLAUSE
0:05:07 > 0:05:10OK. The last team speaking wins, you all know the rules.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13Your first topic is...things that are sticky.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15Things that are sticky, Stu?
0:05:15 > 0:05:17- A stick.- Yes!
0:05:17 > 0:05:20- Katie?- Situations.
0:05:20 > 0:05:25Ooh! I find myself in a sticky situation.
0:05:25 > 0:05:26- Ben?- Sellotape.- Yes.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28- Poppy?- Honey.
0:05:28 > 0:05:29Honey? Yes, please.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32- Suzi?- Chewing gum.- Yes. Katie?
0:05:32 > 0:05:33- Lip gloss.- Stu?
0:05:33 > 0:05:35Er, octopus tentacles.
0:05:35 > 0:05:36Oh, they are very sticky.
0:05:36 > 0:05:37- Katie?- Jam.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Yes. Suzi?
0:05:39 > 0:05:41- Marmalade.- Marmalade, yes.
0:05:41 > 0:05:42- Ivo.- Bark from a tree.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45No-one saw that coming, but I had it.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47He's in the locker! Ben?
0:05:47 > 0:05:48Jelly.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50You're not sure about this at all, are you?
0:05:50 > 0:05:54- Poppy?- Flora butter from Asda.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Can we stop naming brands?!
0:05:56 > 0:05:58More brands, please.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00Stu?
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Generic rhubarb chutney.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05Yes! Bonus gold star for non-specification.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Aww!
0:06:07 > 0:06:09- Katie?- I haven't named a brand the whole time, I want a star.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Well, you just got in the shush position,
0:06:11 > 0:06:13cos that's not what I asked you. Learn the rules, young lady.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16- Ivo?- I don't want any part of this any more.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19- I'm walking.- Shush position!
0:06:19 > 0:06:21- Ben?- Slugs.- Yes.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24- Poppy?- Snails.- Yes, Ben?
0:06:24 > 0:06:26BUZZER Shush position.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28- Poppy?- Pomegranate.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Pomegranate?!
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Suzi?
0:06:32 > 0:06:33- Er...- Shush position!
0:06:33 > 0:06:35It's Stu versus Poppy.
0:06:35 > 0:06:39They said it wasn't going to happen. It is happening, right now.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41- Poppy?- Cereal.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46You just named the driest thing ever!
0:06:47 > 0:06:50The cereal that's honey nut flavoured.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53Shush position, Poppy. The gold star goes to Ben's team!
0:06:56 > 0:07:00Our next question - things that are awkwardly shaped.
0:07:00 > 0:07:01Ivo Graham?
0:07:01 > 0:07:04- A pear.- Yes, Suzi?
0:07:04 > 0:07:07- A wedding cake.- Yes, please.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10- Katie?- Me after the Christmas period.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14We've all been there, sister, we've all been there.
0:07:14 > 0:07:15Ben?
0:07:15 > 0:07:18Toy cars.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21Wha... What? Do you mean if you're trying to get into one?
0:07:21 > 0:07:23He was trying to get into a toy car back stage earlier on.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25It's too small. I'll give you that, then.
0:07:25 > 0:07:26- Ivo?- Travel plug adaptors.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28What a good answer!
0:07:29 > 0:07:31Ben?
0:07:31 > 0:07:32Wires?
0:07:33 > 0:07:35I like it when you don't know an answer,
0:07:35 > 0:07:36you just say the first word that
0:07:36 > 0:07:40comes into your head, but in a really quizzical way - "Wires?"
0:07:40 > 0:07:43I'm going to put your in the shush position, my friend.
0:07:43 > 0:07:44- Poppy?- Christmas trees.
0:07:44 > 0:07:45Yes, please. Stu?
0:07:45 > 0:07:48Plutonium, the atom.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50It's not an atom, is it? It's an element.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55- I'll put myself in the shush position.- Katie?
0:07:55 > 0:07:57- Pine cones.- Yes! Suzi?
0:07:57 > 0:07:59- A crown.- A crown.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01- Ivo?- The FA Cup.
0:08:03 > 0:08:04Suzi?
0:08:04 > 0:08:07- Your stick.- It IS quite awkwardly shaped.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09You can't really get any nose pickage.
0:08:09 > 0:08:14- Eww.- What?! I'm saying you CAN'T get any nose pickage!
0:08:14 > 0:08:16Poppy?
0:08:16 > 0:08:18Toothpicks.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20Hesitation. Shush position, please.
0:08:20 > 0:08:21Suzi?
0:08:21 > 0:08:23- A typewriter.- Ooh, yes. Katie?
0:08:23 > 0:08:24Giraffe.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Suzi.
0:08:26 > 0:08:27- Donkey.- Ivo?
0:08:27 > 0:08:30No.
0:08:30 > 0:08:31- Nothing.- Katie versus Suzi. Suzi?
0:08:31 > 0:08:33- A car.- We had that.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36- No, we had a TOY car. - OK, I'll give you that. Katie?
0:08:36 > 0:08:37Iain's hair.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43Minus one gold star, Katie Thistleton.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45AUDIENCE MOAN Hey! It's Iain's School, so it's...
0:08:45 > 0:08:47- ALL:- Iain's rules!
0:08:47 > 0:08:50- Suzi?- A snail.- A snail, yes, Katie?
0:08:50 > 0:08:51BUZZER
0:08:51 > 0:08:55The gold star goes to Ben's team, there.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58BELL RINGS
0:08:58 > 0:09:01And at the end of that round, the gold star goes to...
0:09:01 > 0:09:02Ben's team!
0:09:04 > 0:09:05CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:09:09 > 0:09:12Time now for Judge A Book By Its, erm...
0:09:12 > 0:09:15Ahh, don't tell me, don't tell me... I know this one.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17- Cover!- Yep, that's it.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20- It's time for Judge A Book. - Judge A Book.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23Judging a book by its cover is exactly the idea,
0:09:23 > 0:09:26as our teams have to guess the title of a book
0:09:26 > 0:09:28just by looking at it, OK? These are all...
0:09:28 > 0:09:31School disco!
0:09:31 > 0:09:32Go!
0:09:32 > 0:09:34# Tell me that you need me
0:09:34 > 0:09:37# Tell me that you want me
0:09:37 > 0:09:40# Tell me that you need me
0:09:40 > 0:09:43# Tell me that you want me
0:09:43 > 0:09:46# Tell me that you need me... #
0:09:48 > 0:09:52OK. These are all genuine books, available to buy in any shop.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54Here is your first book.
0:09:55 > 0:10:00OK. And the title is: Be blank With blank.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02Buzz in if you think you know the answer.
0:10:02 > 0:10:03Yes, Ben's team?
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Be Horrible With Food.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08No! It's not what we've got here.
0:10:08 > 0:10:09Poppy?
0:10:09 > 0:10:12Be Happy With Frying Pans.
0:10:12 > 0:10:13BUZZER
0:10:14 > 0:10:17I love the idea of being happy with a frying pan.
0:10:17 > 0:10:18- Ben.- Yes?
0:10:18 > 0:10:21Be Inventive With Slices.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23BUZZER
0:10:23 > 0:10:24Not miles away.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27- Ivo?- Be Comfortable With Who You Are As A Person.
0:10:28 > 0:10:32Nothing to do with the book. Just an important... Just a good message.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34- Yes, Ben?- Be Inventive With Edible Things.
0:10:34 > 0:10:35BUZZER
0:10:35 > 0:10:38- Nice.- Nice. It's in the right ball park.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41- Yes, Ivo?- Be Part Of The Losing Team With Ben.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Oh, trash talking!
0:10:46 > 0:10:48- Ben.- Be Privileged With Ivo.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Oh!
0:10:51 > 0:10:53Poppy?
0:10:53 > 0:10:55Be...Awesome With Vegetables.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57BUZZER
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Right, I'm going to give you one of the words, just so you know,
0:10:59 > 0:11:01and the final word is Bananas.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04- Ben? Yes, Stu?- Behave With Bananas.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07- Poppy?- It's good, but not what we're after.
0:11:07 > 0:11:08Be Bananas With Bananas.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10- Oh!- Ben.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12- Yes, Suzi?- Be Creative With Bananas.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14Oh! A lot of alliteratives.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16- Stu?- Be 'Nanas With Bananas.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20I'm going to give you a bonus gold star for that, Stu Goldsmith.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22- Well played.- Ben.
0:11:22 > 0:11:23- Yes?- Be Bold With Bananas?
0:11:23 > 0:11:27Is the right answer!
0:11:27 > 0:11:29CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:11:32 > 0:11:35Next, book, this is the cover.
0:11:35 > 0:11:38This is the title, it is: Blank blank. Blank blank.
0:11:38 > 0:11:39Yes, Ben?
0:11:39 > 0:11:40Pink dolls.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44- Poppy?- That's a cat!
0:11:45 > 0:11:47- Yes?- Depressed Cats.
0:11:47 > 0:11:52- Depressed Cats. That is the saddest book of all time.- Ben.
0:11:52 > 0:11:53Yes, Ben's team?
0:11:53 > 0:11:55Fashionate Cats.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57- Sorry?- Fashionate Cats.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59"Fashionate"? He's invented the word "fashionate".
0:11:59 > 0:12:01You've invented the word "fashionate",
0:12:01 > 0:12:04but I'm going to give you it, Ben - it is Fashion Cats.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07- Whoa!- Well done!
0:12:11 > 0:12:13OK. Next book. Here is the cover.
0:12:14 > 0:12:19OK. And it is Anybody Can Be blank But blank Takes Practice.
0:12:19 > 0:12:20Poppy?
0:12:20 > 0:12:26Anybody Can Be Loving But Helping Takes Practice.
0:12:26 > 0:12:29- Aww!- I mean, it's cute, but it's not what I've got on the card.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Yes, anyone else? Anyone else?
0:12:32 > 0:12:34Yes, Ben's team.
0:12:34 > 0:12:38Anyone Can Be Interesting But Jumpers Takes Practice.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40That is a strong jumper game.
0:12:40 > 0:12:41Yes, anyone else?
0:12:41 > 0:12:45Yes, Poppy's team? Anybody Can Be Iain But That Hair Takes Practice.
0:12:45 > 0:12:48- Ben.- Ben, you've got stop buzzing in!
0:12:48 > 0:12:51Cos at the minute, everyone's answer on this team has been
0:12:51 > 0:12:55Anyone Can Be... Ben!
0:12:55 > 0:12:57- Poppy.- Poppy.
0:12:57 > 0:13:01Anybody Can Be Good But It Takes Awesome Prac...
0:13:01 > 0:13:03Ben.
0:13:04 > 0:13:08Unbelievably, Poppy's throwing-stuff-against-the-wall technique
0:13:08 > 0:13:10has got her "Awesome".
0:13:10 > 0:13:13- "Awesome" is in there!- What...?
0:13:13 > 0:13:16- Suzi?- Anyone Can Be Cool But Awesome Takes Practice.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18Suzi Ruffell's got it right!
0:13:18 > 0:13:20CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:13:20 > 0:13:22BELL RINGS
0:13:24 > 0:13:30And, for winning that round, the gold star goes to Ben's team!
0:13:30 > 0:13:32CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:13:37 > 0:13:39It is now time for Pie The Supply.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41Pie The Supply.
0:13:41 > 0:13:45Yes, we have once again persuaded four more people to come into the
0:13:45 > 0:13:47studio and play our favourite round.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50Also they wanted to meet me, and I get that!
0:13:50 > 0:13:53Hi, guys. Lovely to meet you all.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55They really are excited about it, however,
0:13:55 > 0:13:57only one of them is a real English teacher.
0:13:57 > 0:14:02All our teams have to do is to identify and then pie the supply.
0:14:02 > 0:14:03OK. Here are our teachers.
0:14:03 > 0:14:07They are, number one, Mr Main,
0:14:07 > 0:14:10number two, Mrs McMenemy,
0:14:10 > 0:14:13number three, Mr Oazie,
0:14:13 > 0:14:16or number four, Ms Di Mambro.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18OK. Those are your teachers.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20Poppy's team, I just want first impressions.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23I think number two seems too sweet to be a teacher.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25I already think she's too nice
0:14:25 > 0:14:27to put up with secondary-school students.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30Not like the rest of them, who are all horrible!
0:14:33 > 0:14:38If you walked into your classroom, which one of those would you be...
0:14:38 > 0:14:39Would you think was a teacher?
0:14:39 > 0:14:41Number three, because he has a blazer on.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43Oh, the old blazer routine!
0:14:43 > 0:14:46Number three's going, "I know I shouldn't have worn that blazer."
0:14:46 > 0:14:48OK, Ben's team, one, two, three or four?
0:14:48 > 0:14:52It can't really be number three, because he's got too cool hair!
0:14:52 > 0:14:56- Look!- Ah!- Look, number three is like, "Goodnight.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58"See yous later!"
0:14:58 > 0:15:00Let's delve deeper.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02Poppy's team, you're first up. You can ask questions.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05Number three, I want to hear about your elbows.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08Are there any patches on those blazer elbows?
0:15:08 > 0:15:10Let's see the elbows.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12- Actually, they're real. - It's a patch-free zone.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Oh, no patches.
0:15:14 > 0:15:18Number one, tell me exactly why you put a tie on today?
0:15:20 > 0:15:22Why the tie?
0:15:22 > 0:15:24Because it looks smart.
0:15:24 > 0:15:25There you go, it looks smart.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28- OK, Ben's team.- What's a pronoun?
0:15:28 > 0:15:31- What is a pronoun?- Wow!- Ohh!
0:15:32 > 0:15:34- What did he say?- "What's a pronoun?"
0:15:34 > 0:15:37We'll start with number three, what is a pronoun?
0:15:38 > 0:15:40- A pronoun. - LAUGHTER
0:15:40 > 0:15:45I don't like my pupils making noise in class when I'm talking.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49OK. Number two, what is a pronoun?
0:15:49 > 0:15:52Well, I know, but do you know, Ben?
0:15:52 > 0:15:54- Ohh!- That's a good teacher answer!
0:15:54 > 0:15:56Number four, what is a pronoun?
0:15:56 > 0:16:00- It is a noun that is very positive. - Yeah.
0:16:00 > 0:16:02She's faking! She's faking!
0:16:02 > 0:16:05She would know that if she was a teacher, and if she gets it right,
0:16:05 > 0:16:07we'll know she's a teacher, she'll get a pie in the face.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10She's pretending not to know what a pronoun is!
0:16:10 > 0:16:13And, finally, number one, what is a pronoun?
0:16:18 > 0:16:21He might as well have gone, "What am I, a teacher?"
0:16:23 > 0:16:26Right, listen, let's see what our audience think.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28One, two, three, or four, please vote now!
0:16:28 > 0:16:31AUDIENCE SHOUT ANSWERS
0:16:38 > 0:16:41I think the audience might think it's number four.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45Poppy, it's time to Pie The Supply.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47Pie The Supply.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50Go, go, go, Pops. OK, Poppy.
0:16:52 > 0:16:55Oh, that's a big, old pie!
0:16:55 > 0:16:58- Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho! - Ooh, who's getting pied?
0:17:01 > 0:17:03Get off him!
0:17:03 > 0:17:04APPLAUSE
0:17:04 > 0:17:05Yes, Pops!
0:17:14 > 0:17:16- Wow.- Number three tried to duck!
0:17:18 > 0:17:20Poppy still got him!
0:17:20 > 0:17:22Ben, we're not leaving you out, mate.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25- Off you go, Pie The Supply. - Pie The Supply.
0:17:27 > 0:17:31Gently, gently, Ben, catchee, catchee monkey. OK.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34- ALL:- Ooooooh...
0:17:39 > 0:17:41APPLAUSE
0:17:44 > 0:17:47Ben, too nice to pie!
0:17:49 > 0:17:52Ben! Ben! Come back over.
0:17:52 > 0:17:53Stop admiring your work!
0:17:55 > 0:17:57Ben was just sitting there going,
0:17:57 > 0:18:00"Yeah, I really pied her in the face!"
0:18:02 > 0:18:04OK. Was it two or three?
0:18:04 > 0:18:07Let's find out. Would the real English teacher
0:18:07 > 0:18:08please step forward?
0:18:12 > 0:18:14No! We missed again!
0:18:17 > 0:18:20- We missed again!- We knew!
0:18:20 > 0:18:22We just wanted to pie number three.
0:18:22 > 0:18:25Wait, you deliberately pied number three?
0:18:25 > 0:18:27Yes, we thought it would look funny in the hair and it does!
0:18:29 > 0:18:31OK. At the end of that round,
0:18:31 > 0:18:36no-one got any gold stars, but we pied two people in the face!
0:18:36 > 0:18:37APPLAUSE
0:18:40 > 0:18:43Time now for High School Dropout.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45High School Dropout.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47In this round, two of our adult guests
0:18:47 > 0:18:49will go head-to-head on this -
0:18:49 > 0:18:52The Dog Ate My Homework Drop Zone!
0:18:52 > 0:18:55DUN-DUN-DUUUNN!
0:18:55 > 0:18:56- ALL:- Ooooh!
0:18:56 > 0:18:59Yes, the chosen guest each stand on the drop zone
0:18:59 > 0:19:02and then have to answer general knowledge questions.
0:19:02 > 0:19:05The first to get three wrong is then dropped
0:19:05 > 0:19:08into a pit of Iain Stirling lookalikes.
0:19:08 > 0:19:11Yes, it's death...
0:19:11 > 0:19:13by handsome!
0:19:13 > 0:19:14DING!
0:19:18 > 0:19:23So, who are you choosing to face this well-chiselled fate?
0:19:23 > 0:19:26Poppy, out your team, you have Ivo, you have Katie,
0:19:26 > 0:19:29who do you want to see get binned?
0:19:29 > 0:19:31I'm going to go with Katie.
0:19:31 > 0:19:32OK, Katie.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34APPLAUSE
0:19:34 > 0:19:37And Ben? Stu. Suzi.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40Suzi.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43OK, Suzi. In that case, Katie and Suzi,
0:19:43 > 0:19:47take your positions on the drop zone!
0:19:50 > 0:19:53OK. Guys, you can confer with your team-mates,
0:19:53 > 0:19:56but get three questions wrong and you're binned.
0:19:56 > 0:20:00All right? Cool. So, first question is for Katie.
0:20:00 > 0:20:03Don't forget, you can confer. Here we go.
0:20:03 > 0:20:10As of the end of 2015, which reality show had the most series on UK TV,
0:20:10 > 0:20:13not including celebrity specials -
0:20:13 > 0:20:17Strictly Come Dancing or The X Factor?
0:20:17 > 0:20:20Ivo, Poppy, Katie, what are you thinking?
0:20:20 > 0:20:22I'm thinking X Factor. What do you guys think?
0:20:22 > 0:20:23I think it's Strictly.
0:20:23 > 0:20:27Oh, because we're not counting Pop Idol, and there was the whole...
0:20:27 > 0:20:30Well, we're not counting Pop Idol, because that's a different show...
0:20:30 > 0:20:33and the general rule is, if it's a different word, different thing.
0:20:34 > 0:20:37- Are we counting The Apprentice?- No!
0:20:37 > 0:20:40Sadly, The Adventures Of Scooby-Doo do not contribute.
0:20:40 > 0:20:44- No.- Poppy, what do you think? - X Factor.- I think it is Strictly.
0:20:44 > 0:20:47You think X Factor? I think Poppy's on my side more than you are, Ivo.
0:20:47 > 0:20:50OK, so the girls think X Factor.
0:20:50 > 0:20:51I'm going to go X Factor.
0:20:51 > 0:20:55Big, silly boy Ivo thinks Strictly Come Dancing?
0:20:55 > 0:20:57- You daftie.- I've seen 'em all.
0:20:57 > 0:21:01Girls, you'll be glad to know, the answer is...
0:21:01 > 0:21:04- Strictly Come Dancing!- Yes!
0:21:04 > 0:21:08That's the wrong answer, you go to amber, Katie on your first question.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11Two more and you're getting binned!
0:21:11 > 0:21:12OK, Suzi.
0:21:12 > 0:21:17In the Harry Potter series of novels, who is older?
0:21:17 > 0:21:21A, Harry Potter or B, Ron Weasley?
0:21:21 > 0:21:23Who is older?
0:21:23 > 0:21:26- Ben, are you a Harry Potter fan? - No, not at all.
0:21:26 > 0:21:29It's a shame, cos we could have drawn a scar on your head.
0:21:29 > 0:21:32- I am, but...- Yeah, I am as well, but I don't know.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34- I've no idea.- I wonder if anyone in the audience...
0:21:34 > 0:21:39- No, don't help them out! Don't you dare help her out!- Do! Do!
0:21:39 > 0:21:41- I want to see her get binned! - Harry or Ron?
0:21:41 > 0:21:43AUDIENCE SHOUT ANSWERS No!
0:21:43 > 0:21:45Is it Ron?
0:21:45 > 0:21:46SHOUTING
0:21:48 > 0:21:49They're my friends! I've got one big team!
0:21:49 > 0:21:52We are suddenly very confident that it's Ron.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54OK, Ron.
0:21:54 > 0:21:56I can tell you that Ron Weasley...
0:21:56 > 0:21:57is the correct answer!
0:21:57 > 0:21:58APPLAUSE
0:22:00 > 0:22:01Thank you, Ben.
0:22:01 > 0:22:05- Thanks, Ben.- Ron was born on the 1st of March, 1980,
0:22:05 > 0:22:09whereas Harry was born on the 31st of July, 1980.
0:22:09 > 0:22:10OK, Katie Thistleton.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13- OK.- What is the minimum number of strokes
0:22:13 > 0:22:17with which a tennis player can win a set?
0:22:17 > 0:22:20A, 24 or B, 12?
0:22:20 > 0:22:23- Do you know, Katie?- I haven't got a clue. I went to Wimbledon this year
0:22:23 > 0:22:25and I feel like I should have paid more attention now.
0:22:25 > 0:22:26All right, name-drop.
0:22:27 > 0:22:31- It's 24.- Do you know what, Ivo? You got it right last time,
0:22:31 > 0:22:33so I'm going to go with your answer. Do you think 24?
0:22:33 > 0:22:37- I think 24.- 24?- 24 it is.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40OK. You said 24. You ignored Ivo last time.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42- Yes.- It bit you on the bottom.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44This time, you've listened to Ivo.
0:22:44 > 0:22:47It's bit you on the bottom again - the answer is 12.
0:22:49 > 0:22:53- Four aces on each of their serves for three games...- Yeah.
0:22:53 > 0:22:57..and their opponent double-faulting all three of their games.
0:22:57 > 0:22:58No!
0:23:00 > 0:23:02Oh, just throw me in the bin and get it over with.
0:23:02 > 0:23:04I didn't think about double faults!
0:23:04 > 0:23:06Ivo, you overlooked the double faults.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08OK, Suzi, you're up next.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10You're looking good thus far.
0:23:10 > 0:23:14Which planet is larger by mass?
0:23:14 > 0:23:17A, Neptune or B, Uranus?
0:23:17 > 0:23:19LAUGHTER
0:23:19 > 0:23:21Which planet is larger by mass?
0:23:21 > 0:23:23A, Neptune or B, Uranus?
0:23:23 > 0:23:27- Stu, I've got no idea.- Erm, I...
0:23:27 > 0:23:31From what I remember in science classes, they're quite similar.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33Thanks for that, that really helps(!)
0:23:33 > 0:23:36That's really narrowed it down for me(!)
0:23:36 > 0:23:38- I think... I feel like Neptune is a giant.- Yeah, Neptune.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40Neptune was one of the gods.
0:23:40 > 0:23:44- I think it's Neptune. - Yep.- What do you think?
0:23:44 > 0:23:46- We think it's Neptune. - Cos Uranus isn't that big.
0:23:46 > 0:23:51Cos Uranus isn't that big, says Ben, with a cheeky smile!
0:23:51 > 0:23:54- OK, OK.- I trust my team. I'm going with Neptune.
0:23:54 > 0:23:58- Neptune.- Neptune. OK, you said Neptune, or very similar.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02But the larger one by mass...
0:24:02 > 0:24:04is Neptune!
0:24:05 > 0:24:07Suzi's going nowhere!
0:24:07 > 0:24:10Come on, guys. We are rubbish!
0:24:10 > 0:24:12- Katie Thistleton.- Yes?
0:24:12 > 0:24:14You are one wrong answer away
0:24:14 > 0:24:20from getting binned in the quickest possible time.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23- I can see that. - Which artist was born first?
0:24:23 > 0:24:27- Ugh!- Van Gogh or Claude Monet?
0:24:27 > 0:24:28- Oh!- Any thoughts, Katie Thistleton?
0:24:28 > 0:24:31- I notice the audience aren't chipping in on this one.- Yeah!
0:24:31 > 0:24:35"We've all read Harry Potter, but we haven't studied any Monet plays!"
0:24:35 > 0:24:38- No-one's got a clue. Van Gogh, you're thinking?- I think it's Monet.
0:24:38 > 0:24:43- Van Gogh! Van Gogh! Van Gogh!- Ivo thinks Monet, Poppy thinks Van Gogh!
0:24:43 > 0:24:44Let's just go for it. Let's get this over with.
0:24:44 > 0:24:47- Put me out of my misery.- You need to give me an answer first!
0:24:47 > 0:24:49You don't even know how to play the game!
0:24:49 > 0:24:51- It's a double default! - Van Gogh or Monet?
0:24:51 > 0:24:54- I think it's Monet. I think it's Monet.- Van Gogh!
0:24:54 > 0:24:56- He got it wrong last time! - I'm going Van Gogh.
0:24:56 > 0:24:59- So you're going to ignore Ivo...? - And listen to me!
0:24:59 > 0:25:01Does that feel like a good idea?
0:25:01 > 0:25:03It's got me far in life so far. I'm going to continue with that.
0:25:03 > 0:25:06So, originally, you ignored Ivo.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08- Yes.- You got the answer wrong.
0:25:08 > 0:25:12- Yes.- You then listened to Ivo. You got the answer wrong.
0:25:12 > 0:25:16- Yes.- You then ignored Ivo again.
0:25:16 > 0:25:21- Yes.- And I can tell you that the answer is...
0:25:22 > 0:25:24..on this card here...
0:25:25 > 0:25:28..the artist that was born first was...
0:25:30 > 0:25:31..B, Claude Monet!
0:25:35 > 0:25:37CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:25:40 > 0:25:43Which means Suzi wins and Ben's team get a gold star!
0:25:47 > 0:25:51Audience, do we let Suzi come down on the ladder or do we get her...?
0:25:51 > 0:25:53- AUDIENCE:- No!
0:25:53 > 0:25:56- CHANTING:- Drop her! Drop her! Drop her!
0:26:03 > 0:26:04APPLAUSE
0:26:08 > 0:26:10Guys...that's just about it.
0:26:10 > 0:26:12SAD VIOLIN MUSIC
0:26:12 > 0:26:14TEARFUL: Guys... But don't cry...
0:26:16 > 0:26:18Don't be sad, and...
0:26:19 > 0:26:21Could you not do that?!
0:26:22 > 0:26:24You're making me really upset.
0:26:24 > 0:26:26HE GRUMBLES
0:26:27 > 0:26:31OK, guys, it's time now to add up the scores!
0:26:32 > 0:26:36- ALL:- Ooooh!
0:26:39 > 0:26:41And the winners are...
0:26:41 > 0:26:43Ben's team!
0:26:43 > 0:26:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:47 > 0:26:50Congratulations, you lot.
0:26:50 > 0:26:52As for Poppy's team,
0:26:52 > 0:26:54not only does the dog eat your home work,
0:26:54 > 0:26:56but you have detention with Mr Smash.
0:26:56 > 0:26:58It's time to do the walk of shame.
0:27:00 > 0:27:01This way, guys.
0:27:01 > 0:27:02# Losers! #
0:27:02 > 0:27:04- Come on. - # Losers! #
0:27:04 > 0:27:06- Get going! - # Losers! #
0:27:06 > 0:27:08- Get going! - # Losers!
0:27:08 > 0:27:10# Losers!
0:27:10 > 0:27:12# Losers! #
0:27:12 > 0:27:13So, that's your lot.
0:27:13 > 0:27:16As ever, we didn't learn much, but it was fun trying.
0:27:16 > 0:27:19See you all next time on...
0:27:19 > 0:27:22- ALL:- The Dog Ate My Homework!
0:27:22 > 0:27:24See ya!
0:27:24 > 0:27:27CHEERING AND APPLAUSE