0:00:02 > 0:00:05CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:05 > 0:00:07DOG PANTS
0:00:09 > 0:00:11BELL RINGS
0:00:12 > 0:00:14GARBLED SPEECH
0:00:17 > 0:00:19PTERODACTYL SCREECHES
0:00:20 > 0:00:22SHARK CRUNCHES
0:00:22 > 0:00:24WHISTLING
0:00:27 > 0:00:30DRAGON ROARS
0:00:30 > 0:00:32BEEPING
0:00:34 > 0:00:36ROARING
0:00:37 > 0:00:40DOG MUNCHES
0:00:42 > 0:00:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:51 > 0:00:52Hello, I'm Iain Stirling,
0:00:52 > 0:00:54and welcome to The Dog Ate My Homework -
0:00:54 > 0:00:56the show that treats your brain like a sponge.
0:00:56 > 0:01:01We either soak it full of fun facts or wring it out and leave it to dry.
0:01:01 > 0:01:02It's really up to you.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05So, let's take the register.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08On my right, a girl who once sat in the sun all day
0:01:08 > 0:01:09with a pile of books.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11By the end, she was well-READ.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13It's Lian, everyone.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15- Here, sir. - APPLAUSE
0:01:15 > 0:01:17And on Lian's team,
0:01:17 > 0:01:20normally it takes years to make a good Blue Peter presenter,
0:01:20 > 0:01:23but, luckily, here's one I made earlier.
0:01:23 > 0:01:27- It's Radzi.- Here, sir. - APPLAUSE
0:01:27 > 0:01:31And also on Lian's team, a dog who reckons the secret to success
0:01:31 > 0:01:34is a good handshake and the secret to a good lav-lav
0:01:34 > 0:01:36is a good legshake.
0:01:36 > 0:01:37It's Hacker T Dog.
0:01:37 > 0:01:41- Yes, Miss.- Do the... Do the leg. APPLAUSE
0:01:41 > 0:01:42Do the leg.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45HACKER STRAINS
0:01:45 > 0:01:47- Oh, Iain! - LAUGHTER
0:01:49 > 0:01:51Lian's team, everybody.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:53 > 0:01:57And on my left, a boy who's doing a science project on black holes.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59A bit dull at first, but you soon get sucked into it.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02- It's Cody.- Here, sir! - APPLAUSE
0:02:02 > 0:02:06And on Cody's team, a woman who says she can't put a price on comedy,
0:02:06 > 0:02:10which is weird cos tickets to her show cost exactly £12.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12- It's Ellie Taylor.- Here, sir. - APPLAUSE
0:02:12 > 0:02:15And finally on Cody's team,
0:02:15 > 0:02:19an artist who when he left school didn't go into higher education,
0:02:19 > 0:02:21he went to hi-ya...education.
0:02:21 > 0:02:22It's the Art Ninja, Ricky Martin.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25- Here, sir. - APPLAUSE
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Give it up for Cody's team, everybody.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:02:32 > 0:02:34So, here's how the game works.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Questions are going to go flying out of this beautiful face
0:02:36 > 0:02:38at quite an alarming rate.
0:02:38 > 0:02:42All the teams have to do is answer. Answer like the wind.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44FARTING, BURPING
0:02:46 > 0:02:50And, as ever, they'll be competing for these beautiful gold stars.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52- AUDIENCE:- Ooh!
0:02:52 > 0:02:56I'll award bonus stars for extra wittiness but be warned -
0:02:56 > 0:02:58if I catch you secretly texting...
0:02:58 > 0:03:01PHONE VIBRATES Sorry.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04"Yeah, you're right, Gran. My hair does look beautiful today."
0:03:04 > 0:03:08..I can take those gold stars straight away.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10- Get away. AUDIENCE:- Aw!
0:03:10 > 0:03:14Hey, deal with it, cos you know what? It's Iain's school, so it's...
0:03:14 > 0:03:16- AUDIENCE:- Iain's rules!
0:03:16 > 0:03:18I've got a catchphrase.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20The team with the most stars at the end of the show
0:03:20 > 0:03:23are the winners while the losers face detention
0:03:23 > 0:03:27with a man so scary rumour has it he smiled at Zayn Malik once
0:03:27 > 0:03:29and that's the reason he left One Direction.
0:03:29 > 0:03:30It's Mr Smash!
0:03:30 > 0:03:34- HE SHOUTS ANGRILY AUDIENCE:- Boo!
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Big news, folks. Look at this.
0:03:36 > 0:03:40Today, Mr Smash released his autobiography.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42- HE CHUCKLES AUDIENCE:- Ooh!- Yeah.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45Look, it says, "Mr Smash - I Love PE."
0:03:45 > 0:03:48HE CHUCKLES Oh, no. Hang on, mate.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50There's been a spelling mistake here.
0:03:50 > 0:03:51- MR SMASH:- Huh?- It doesn't say PE.
0:03:51 > 0:03:55It says, "Mr Smash - I Love Pee." LAUGHTER
0:03:56 > 0:03:58- You love urine, mate.- What?!
0:03:58 > 0:04:00HE SHOUTS ANGRILY
0:04:02 > 0:04:04LAUGHTER
0:04:05 > 0:04:08I don't think he likes pee that much, actually.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Let's get on with the show!
0:04:11 > 0:04:14APPLAUSE
0:04:15 > 0:04:17This round is Stick To The Point.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20'Stick To The Point.'
0:04:20 > 0:04:22I'll ask questions and if our teams are too slow,
0:04:22 > 0:04:25repeat an answer or just sit there looking stupid,
0:04:25 > 0:04:28then I'll put them in the shush position.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Can I see your shush positions, please?
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Shh!
0:04:32 > 0:04:36OK, but first I need my magic stick of pointiness.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39- Wah-ya!- Oh, it's there. - It's so pointy.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41It's so sticky and so pointy.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43The last team speaking wins
0:04:43 > 0:04:46and our first topic is items you would take
0:04:46 > 0:04:47to the North Pole.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49- Radzi.- A compass.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51- Yes. Cody.- Coat.- Yes.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53- Hacker.- My legs.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55LAUGHTER
0:04:55 > 0:04:58- How many?- Four.- Four, good.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01- Ellie.- A present for Santa. - Ooh, lovely.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03- Lian.- Some carrots for his reindeer.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05- Oh, it's a...- Yes.- ..theme.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08- Ricky.- A sleigh.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10- A sleigh?- Yeah.- OK.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13- Radzi.- Bear Grylls.- Bear Grylls.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15What, and just get him to do it all for you?
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Yep. I'm going to have a good time there.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19He would eat the reindeer.
0:05:19 > 0:05:20- AUDIENCE:- Aw!
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Bit dark, you're right.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25- OK, Ellie.- Thermal underpants.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27- Lian.- Snow boots.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29S'no boots? You'd need some boots.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Come on!
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Oh, up your game.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35No boots.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Oh, if he'd said it, you'd have laughed.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40Watch, I'll show you. You need to take some boots.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43LAUGHTER No. No.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46No! No! No! LAUGHTER CONTINUES
0:05:46 > 0:05:48I'm not having it. I'm not having it.
0:05:48 > 0:05:49I am not having it.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52- OK. Hacker.- What? - BUZZER
0:05:52 > 0:05:55Shush position. Don't mess with me.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57- I'm sorry for messing. - LAUGHTER
0:05:57 > 0:05:59- Ellie.- Gloves.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01- Radzi.- A... - BUZZER
0:06:01 > 0:06:02Shush position. Ricky.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05- Husky.- Yes. Lian.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08- Some cookies.- For what?
0:06:08 > 0:06:10- For Santa.- You're obsessed with him.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12- Ellie.- Scarf.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14- Yes. Lian.- Milk.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16- Oh! Cody.- Warm milk.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19LAUGHTER
0:06:20 > 0:06:22How are you warming that milk?
0:06:22 > 0:06:24A hot water bottle.
0:06:25 > 0:06:26That's two in one he just gave you.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28How are you warming the hot water bottle?
0:06:28 > 0:06:31- With a microwave. - LAUGHTER
0:06:31 > 0:06:33- Three things!- Lian.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35- A snow pole. - BUZZER
0:06:35 > 0:06:37I'm putting you in the shush position.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39I'm giving the point to Cody's team there.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:06:44 > 0:06:47Next it's things that come with warning labels.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Things that come with warning labels.
0:06:49 > 0:06:53- Radzi.- Apple pies. - Yes, they get very hot.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56- Cody.- Bleach.- Bleach, yes.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59- Hacker.- Sue Barker. - LAUGHTER
0:06:59 > 0:07:01What does the warning label say?
0:07:01 > 0:07:03"Don't lick my leg."
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Hacker learned that the hard way.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10- Ellie.- Big machinery.
0:07:10 > 0:07:14- Yes, please. Lian. - Fire extinguisher.- Oh, yes.
0:07:14 > 0:07:17- Ricky.- Hacker.- Yeah.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20- "Don't leave near Sue Barker." Hacker.- What?
0:07:20 > 0:07:22- BUZZER - No!
0:07:22 > 0:07:23Oh, mate!
0:07:23 > 0:07:26- Ellie.- Iain's haircut.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29- OTHERS:- Ooh!
0:07:29 > 0:07:31I think it's fabulous.
0:07:31 > 0:07:35- Bonus gold star for Lian. AUDIENCE:- Ooh!
0:07:35 > 0:07:38And shush position for Ellie. BUZZER
0:07:38 > 0:07:40- Radzi.- Electronic power tools.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Yes, please. Ricky.
0:07:42 > 0:07:43Volcanoes.
0:07:45 > 0:07:46Radzi.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48BUZZER Shush position!
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Lian is carrying your team.
0:07:50 > 0:07:51- Ricky.- The ocean.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55What? The ocean has loads of warning signs.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Elaborate or get in the shush position.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59There's loads of warning signs on the beach -
0:07:59 > 0:08:00where to swim, not to swim, don't swim.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02There's loads of warning signs for the ocean.
0:08:04 > 0:08:05I'll give you that. Lian.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08That sign, you know, outside the teacher's office.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11- What?- You know, "Do this so you don't get detention.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13"If you do, you'll be in detention."
0:08:13 > 0:08:16- It's a big sign, isn't it?- Yeah.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18LAUGHTER
0:08:18 > 0:08:20Ricky's hat should come with a warning.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22- Oi, shush position, Hacker.- I know. - BUZZER
0:08:22 > 0:08:24I'm putting Lian in the shush position.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Points go again to Cody's team there.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32OK, one more. Here we go.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35Things that are usually wet.
0:08:35 > 0:08:36- Cody.- Ice cubes.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38Yes. Hacker.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40- What? - BUZZER
0:08:40 > 0:08:42No. Oh, stupid animal!
0:08:42 > 0:08:45- What?- Nothing.- I'll give you another go.- Will you?- Hacker.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47- What? - BUZZER
0:08:47 > 0:08:49Shush position.
0:08:49 > 0:08:50- Cody.- Frogs.- Yes. Lian.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52- A fishbowl.- Yes.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54- Ellie.- Lemonade.
0:08:54 > 0:08:55Yes. Radzi.
0:08:55 > 0:08:59- A wet suit.- Oh, very nice. Ricky.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01- Ducks.- Radzi. BUZZER
0:09:01 > 0:09:03Shush position.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06Lian again. Get them told.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09- Ellie.- Tom Daley.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Yes!
0:09:11 > 0:09:15He's dry for about a second and then, oh, he's wet.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17- Lian.- Swimming trunks. - Yes. Cody.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20- Towels.- Yes. Lian.
0:09:20 > 0:09:24BUZZER Oh! points go to Cody's team again.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29BELL RINGS Oh, that is the bell,
0:09:29 > 0:09:30which means the end of that round.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33The gold star goes to...Cody's team!
0:09:33 > 0:09:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:09:40 > 0:09:44Flans at the ready, it's time for Pie The Supply.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46'Pie The Supply.'
0:09:46 > 0:09:48In a jiffy, we'll meet four people
0:09:48 > 0:09:51all claiming to be real-life modern language teachers,
0:09:51 > 0:09:53but only one is telling the truth.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56All our teams have to do is decide which one
0:09:56 > 0:09:59and then flan them right in the face.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01So, here are our teachers.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04Number one, Mr Brooks.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07Number two, Mr Wilkie.
0:10:07 > 0:10:10Number three, Mrs McLaren.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13And number four, Ms Watson.
0:10:13 > 0:10:17One of these is a teacher, but which one?
0:10:17 > 0:10:20Lian's team, first impressions. Have a look at them.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23One of them is a teacher, but which one?
0:10:23 > 0:10:25What do you think? Hacker, what are you thinking?
0:10:25 > 0:10:28I think number one's got a teacher's jumper on.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31He's got a teacher's jumper on.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33It's the jumper of a teacher, that.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36Let's see. Can I see the elbows? Can I see the elbows of your jumper?
0:10:36 > 0:10:39- There is no patch.- Oh, I was wrong. - There's no patch.- I was wrong.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41It's the jumper of just a gardener.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44First impressions, you're thinking, number one?
0:10:44 > 0:10:46- I think number one. - I think number three, by the way.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48I think three or two.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50- Number three's got that vibe of authority.- So, at the minute,
0:10:50 > 0:10:52your first impression is it could be any of them.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54- Yeah.- Any of them, yeah.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57I'm glad I got involved in that bit of banter.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Cody's team, what do you think?
0:10:59 > 0:11:03I think number two looks very legit.
0:11:03 > 0:11:06Legit! LAUGHTER
0:11:06 > 0:11:08I don't think it is number one
0:11:08 > 0:11:11cos I think number one looks like he's kind of a cool dude, like,
0:11:11 > 0:11:14"Hey, kids, sit down when I tell you about how I used to surf."
0:11:14 > 0:11:18- "Don't use a seat, man, just sit on the floor."- Yeah.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20And I don't think it's number two, cos...
0:11:20 > 0:11:23- I think it is number two. - I don't.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26I think number two has come... He's dressed like a teacher.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28It's like, fancy dress, "I'm dressing like a teacher."
0:11:28 > 0:11:30I would hate it if number two's just come from a night out.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33LAUGHTER
0:11:33 > 0:11:36- I think I'm going for number four. - I think four, too.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39Right, OK. So, you're thinking four.
0:11:39 > 0:11:41You lot haven't got a clue.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43We think it's definitely one of them!
0:11:43 > 0:11:45- It's one of those people. - It could be...
0:11:45 > 0:11:47'School disco!'
0:11:47 > 0:11:49School disco!
0:11:49 > 0:11:54# Everything is changing and I've been here for too long
0:11:54 > 0:11:58# Going through the same things I've been hurting so long
0:11:58 > 0:12:00# Got to move on
0:12:00 > 0:12:02# Say I-I-I-I
0:12:02 > 0:12:05# I can't do this any more... #
0:12:05 > 0:12:07RECORD SCRATCHES, MUSIC STOPS
0:12:07 > 0:12:09Ellie. Questions.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11You can ask them all questions, you can ask an individual question,
0:12:11 > 0:12:12you can do what you want.
0:12:12 > 0:12:15OK. Can they each tell us what language they teach,
0:12:15 > 0:12:18- starting with...? - Wait, in the language.
0:12:18 > 0:12:19Oh, my days.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22Oui, oui, ja, ja, si.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24Ellie, I'll let you pick the numbers.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27OK, two.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29Deutsch.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32LAUGHTER
0:12:32 > 0:12:34- He's so cool he could pull that back.- Can I just say one thing?
0:12:34 > 0:12:40Any modern language in a Glaswegian accent is the best thing.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43GLASWEGIAN ACCENT: "Je voudrais une baguette."
0:12:43 > 0:12:44"Just take the money!"
0:12:44 > 0:12:46Sprechen Sie Deutsch?
0:12:46 > 0:12:47- Right.- Number one.
0:12:47 > 0:12:50- Dansk.- Dansk.
0:12:50 > 0:12:53- Dansk. What's that?- What's that? - No-one knows.- That's Danish.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55No-one teaches Danish!
0:12:55 > 0:12:57- Yes, yes.- What?!
0:12:57 > 0:13:00Right. Carry on, Ellie. OK, number three.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02- Italiano.- Oh!
0:13:02 > 0:13:05- Very enthusiastic. - Is that Spanish?- No, Italian.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07Number four.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09- Espana.- Espana.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13- Have you got any questions? - I've got a question, yeah.
0:13:13 > 0:13:15- This is to number one.- OK.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17Are you the supply teacher?
0:13:18 > 0:13:20Maybe.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23- Oh, he's good.- Useless. Useless. - What a waste of a question.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26This is for three and four.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29Imagine a ten-year-old Radzi is talking too much
0:13:29 > 0:13:30at the back of the class.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32What do you do?
0:13:32 > 0:13:35- Radzi, stand at the front so they can aim it at you.- OK.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38- Radzi's chatting away. - Radzi, get on your knees!
0:13:38 > 0:13:40Sit down like you're a naughty school kid.
0:13:40 > 0:13:44Oh, I don't care about this lesson, this lesson's rubbish.
0:13:44 > 0:13:45Number three.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47SHE TUTS
0:13:47 > 0:13:50Did it...? What? You just did a dance move!
0:13:50 > 0:13:52LAUGHTER
0:13:52 > 0:13:57Hey. Hey, Radzi. Hey, Radzi, don't be naughty.
0:13:57 > 0:13:58Let's just all boogie! Come on.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01LAUGHTER
0:14:01 > 0:14:04Number four, you can either tell him off or breakdown,
0:14:04 > 0:14:06it's your choice.
0:14:06 > 0:14:07OK, any more of that, Radzi,
0:14:07 > 0:14:10- you'll be staying back on your break.- Ooh.- Oh!
0:14:10 > 0:14:13- We've found our winner.- Do you want to do one and two while you're here?
0:14:13 > 0:14:16- Number two. - Radzi, come on. Sit in your seat.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18Oh, he's very reasonable.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20Number one.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23- Cool it or you'll get detention.- Oh.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26- AUDIENCE:- Ooh!- I've... - HE LAUGHS
0:14:26 > 0:14:29- I'm going to do what you say, number one.- So you should.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31OK. Cody's team, any quick last questions?
0:14:31 > 0:14:33Cody, you've got a question.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35- Yeah.- Well, yeah, I'd like a sentence...
0:14:35 > 0:14:37Can you say "hello" to me in what language you speak?
0:14:37 > 0:14:40- "Hello", and "How are you?"- "How are you?" in your language of choice.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42OK, here we go.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44Number two.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46- Wie gehts?- Oh, yeah.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49- Number one?- I'm retired.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51LAUGHTER
0:14:51 > 0:14:55Yes! Yes!
0:14:55 > 0:14:56Yes!
0:14:56 > 0:15:00- Number four?- Hola. - LAUGHTER
0:15:00 > 0:15:02They're very brief in Spain.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04They just say hi and you know what it means.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06Number four, could you say
0:15:06 > 0:15:09"What time it is?" in the language of your choice?
0:15:09 > 0:15:12- Hola?- I'm going to say no, you can't.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16And number three, "How are you?" in the language of your choice.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18- Come va?- Come va.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21Right, OK. We need to find out what our audience think.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23Audience, one, two, three or four?
0:15:23 > 0:15:26Who do you think is a real teacher? Tell us now!
0:15:26 > 0:15:29AUDIENCE SHOUTS DIFFERENT NUMBERS
0:15:33 > 0:15:36OK. OK. OK.
0:15:36 > 0:15:40OK, it looks like our audience think it might be number three,
0:15:40 > 0:15:42but what do our panel think?
0:15:42 > 0:15:46Lian, it is time for you now to pie the supply!
0:15:47 > 0:15:50'Pie the supply!'
0:15:50 > 0:15:52OK, Lian. Gentle, gentle.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54- AUDIENCE:- Oh!
0:15:56 > 0:15:58Oh, my days.
0:15:58 > 0:16:01LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:16:06 > 0:16:10Cody, very quickly, time for you to pie the supply!
0:16:10 > 0:16:13'Pie the supply!'
0:16:13 > 0:16:16- AUDIENCE:- Oh!
0:16:17 > 0:16:19Go on, Cody. Let it drip, let it drip!
0:16:19 > 0:16:22LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:16:27 > 0:16:31Right, could the real supply teacher please step forward now?
0:16:31 > 0:16:34Yes! APPLAUSE
0:16:37 > 0:16:39In that case, at the end of that round,
0:16:39 > 0:16:42the gold star goes to Cody's team.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:16:47 > 0:16:48Yes, make some noise.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50Actually don't, stop.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53Don't make any noise, because it's time for Mime Craft.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55'Mime Craft.'
0:16:55 > 0:16:57And today's subject is PE.
0:16:57 > 0:16:58One member of each team
0:16:58 > 0:17:01has to act out an activity for the others to guess -
0:17:01 > 0:17:05activities which will appear on the flippy things.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07- AUDIENCE:- Ooh!
0:17:07 > 0:17:10Yes, no expense spent.
0:17:10 > 0:17:14OK, today all the activities are sport-related, so, Lian...
0:17:14 > 0:17:19who out of your team do you want to step forward and do some miming?
0:17:19 > 0:17:22- I want to do it.- You want to do it? - I don't want to tire you out.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25- Oh, thanks, Lian. - So, Radzi.- I'm up for it!
0:17:25 > 0:17:28OK, Radzi, please make your way into the Mime Spot.
0:17:28 > 0:17:29'The Mime Spot.'
0:17:30 > 0:17:35OK, Radzi. Your sporting subjects start when Lian flips over
0:17:35 > 0:17:37her first flippy thing flipper.
0:17:37 > 0:17:38Lian, off you go.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42- Football.- Yes. Correct! Quick, quick, quick!
0:17:43 > 0:17:45- Basketball.- Yes!- Yeah!
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Oh, no. Um...
0:17:47 > 0:17:49Volleyball?
0:17:49 > 0:17:50- Oh, handball?- Oh, um...
0:17:52 > 0:17:54- Pass.- Hacker?- What?
0:17:54 > 0:17:56- Any thoughts?- Do you have any idea? - Netball.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58- Yes!- Yes!- Oh!
0:17:59 > 0:18:02- Oh. Wait, wait, wait! - Is this like...? Is this like...?
0:18:02 > 0:18:06- Riverdance! Riverdance! Riverdance! - Is this like...?
0:18:06 > 0:18:08- Yoga? Is that Zumba.- No!
0:18:08 > 0:18:11- Athletic...- What have we got? What have we got? What have we got?
0:18:11 > 0:18:14- Pilates.- No!- Pilates.
0:18:14 > 0:18:18- Ah, la-la!- Cheerleading.- Yes!- Yay!
0:18:18 > 0:18:21- Bowling.- Oh, um...- Golfing.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23- Golfing?- Rah!
0:18:24 > 0:18:27- Are you, like, boxing?- Rah! - Rugby.- Are you, like, diving?- Rugby.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29- Rugby, yes! Rugby.- Yeah.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33- Hah!- Golf.- Wah! Wah!
0:18:33 > 0:18:36- What the heck? Are you swimming? - Lunging!- Rah!- Lunging.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39- Oh, is it that...- Yeah. - ..thing on the horse?- No!- No!
0:18:39 > 0:18:43- LAUGHTER - Polo. Polo. Polo.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46- I've no clue what you're doing. - Pass, pass, pass!
0:18:46 > 0:18:48- Oh, no!- Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait!
0:18:48 > 0:18:50- Wait, wait, wait!- Swimming. - Wait, wait.
0:18:55 > 0:18:58Swimming. It's that swimming thing where you do...
0:18:58 > 0:18:59Yes! Yeah, at the same time.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01- Synchronised swimming.- Yes!
0:19:01 > 0:19:03- Next one!- Speed driving.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05- Driving at speed...- Speed driving?
0:19:05 > 0:19:08- BELL RINGS - Speed driving.- Radzi, everyone.
0:19:08 > 0:19:11APPLAUSE
0:19:11 > 0:19:14Lian's invented a new term for Formula 1.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16It's called "speed driving."
0:19:16 > 0:19:19That was speed driving. I saw it, speed driving.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22It's Formula 1. OK. I am very unfit.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24- I am tired. Cody!- Yes?
0:19:24 > 0:19:28Who from your team would you like to take a little bit of a mime?
0:19:28 > 0:19:30- Ellie.- Ellie?
0:19:30 > 0:19:33- Ellie, please make your way to the Mime Spot.- Yes!
0:19:33 > 0:19:35'The Mime Spot.'
0:19:35 > 0:19:38Ellie, I believe in you.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40- I believe in you guys.- OK, guys. - That's why we're a team.
0:19:40 > 0:19:41This is so romantic.
0:19:41 > 0:19:44Your time starts when Cody flips over his first flip.
0:19:44 > 0:19:47- I can't get hold of it. - Cody, take it away.- OK, wait.- Go.
0:19:49 > 0:19:52- Er...- Volleyball.- Yes!
0:19:52 > 0:19:55- Er...- Hurry up! Hurry up!- Get ready.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57Go, go!
0:19:57 > 0:19:58- Gymnastics.- Yes!
0:20:00 > 0:20:04- Horse riding.- Yes! - Yes.- Horse racing.- Yes!
0:20:04 > 0:20:05Oh, racing.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07- Swimming.- Swimming.- Yes!
0:20:07 > 0:20:09- Good mum swimming there, as well, Ellie.- Thank you.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11Didn't get my hair wet.
0:20:12 > 0:20:13- Tennis.- Yes!
0:20:16 > 0:20:17- Oh.- Give me the flip.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19Huh! Huh!
0:20:19 > 0:20:20- Triple jump.- Yes!
0:20:20 > 0:20:22Triple jump, yes.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26- Rock climbing.- Yes!- Oh, blimey!
0:20:27 > 0:20:29- Psshhh!- Diving.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31Oh, it's a big jump on a ski jump, isn't it?
0:20:31 > 0:20:32No!
0:20:32 > 0:20:33Skydiving.
0:20:33 > 0:20:38- Yes!- Is that a sport?- Yeah. - It is now!- Jumping out of a plane!
0:20:38 > 0:20:40Rowing. Not rowing. Erm...
0:20:40 > 0:20:44- Skiing.- Canoeing?- Mountain skiing. - Turny, turny.- Yes.
0:20:44 > 0:20:47Oh, wait. Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49- Bobsleigh.- Bobsleigh.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51- Oh, it's rowing.- Yes!
0:20:51 > 0:20:53Good.
0:20:53 > 0:20:54What?!
0:20:55 > 0:20:57- It's...frisbee!- Ah!
0:20:57 > 0:21:00- Oh, boomerang.- Yes!- Yes!- Boomerang!
0:21:01 > 0:21:04- Golf.- Hockey.- Yes! Hockey!
0:21:04 > 0:21:06BELL RINGS Oh, time's up.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08APPLAUSE Ellie smashed it!
0:21:10 > 0:21:11Woo!
0:21:13 > 0:21:15Well, Ellie, you have got a real natural talent.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18- We only had three left. - Thank you so much.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20My favourite was the skydiving.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23- It was so nice. - Ellie, you really...
0:21:23 > 0:21:25- ..that. - Knocked it out of the park?- Yeah!
0:21:25 > 0:21:27You guys are so cute.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30OK, I can tell you at the end of that round,
0:21:30 > 0:21:32the team with the most right answers that get themselves
0:21:32 > 0:21:34a gold star is...
0:21:34 > 0:21:36..Cody's team.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38- Yes! - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:21:43 > 0:21:45Geography now, with Globe Hoppers.
0:21:45 > 0:21:47- 'Globe Hoppers!'- Yes.
0:21:47 > 0:21:51It's space hopper time. Welcome to the '70s.
0:21:51 > 0:21:52When I say "space hopper,"
0:21:52 > 0:21:55if you're trying to travel to actual space on this thing,
0:21:55 > 0:21:58you might want to, like, paint it silver first, or something.
0:21:58 > 0:22:02CLATTERING Sorry, Jupiter.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04I'll call out clues to different countries
0:22:04 > 0:22:05around the world.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08All the teams have to do is grab the name
0:22:08 > 0:22:11of the right country and bring it back to moi,
0:22:11 > 0:22:13which is Spanish for Iain.
0:22:13 > 0:22:17OK, Lian, who is playing for you?
0:22:17 > 0:22:19Is Hacker going to take on the challenge?
0:22:19 > 0:22:23I'll do it, I'll do it. I can do it, I'll...
0:22:23 > 0:22:25Radzi can do it.
0:22:25 > 0:22:28OK, Radzi, and for Cody's team, who's playing -
0:22:28 > 0:22:30the ninja or the comedian?
0:22:30 > 0:22:32We'll have...a ninja.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35I've never heard someone say "ninja" like...
0:22:35 > 0:22:36"We'll have ninja."
0:22:37 > 0:22:39I need a wee as well, so...
0:22:39 > 0:22:41OK, well, this is going to be interesting.
0:22:41 > 0:22:46In that case, Radzi and Ricky, let's go global!
0:22:46 > 0:22:48CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:22:51 > 0:22:53OK. Radzi, are you ready?
0:22:53 > 0:22:57- Absolutely ready. - Let's check your helmet for safety.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59Ricky. There we go, that's fine.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01OK, if you're both ready, then your time will start
0:23:01 > 0:23:03- when I ask you the first question.- Yes.
0:23:03 > 0:23:04- Are you ready?- Yeah!
0:23:04 > 0:23:06Justin Bieber, Drake and Michael Buble
0:23:06 > 0:23:08were all born in which country? Go!
0:23:08 > 0:23:11- THEY SHOUT SUGGESTIONS - Canada!- Canada!
0:23:11 > 0:23:16- Canada, Radzi!- Stop! You can use your hands! Stop.
0:23:16 > 0:23:17Yes, got one.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20I'm coming to you, baby.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22It's Canada. Correct! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:23:24 > 0:23:28In which country would you find the Uluru, Ayers Rock?
0:23:28 > 0:23:30- THEY SHOUT SUGGESTIONS - Australia!- Australia!- Go, go, go!
0:23:30 > 0:23:32- Australia.- Pick it up. Pick it...
0:23:32 > 0:23:33- Go on. What are you doing? - Come on, Radz!
0:23:33 > 0:23:36Radzi! Useless.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38Australia, correct! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:23:40 > 0:23:42Where is the most populated country on earth?
0:23:42 > 0:23:46- China! China! China!- Wigan!- China! - Wigan!- It is China, believe me!
0:23:46 > 0:23:48What do you mean by popular?
0:23:48 > 0:23:49- Wigan!- Populated!
0:23:49 > 0:23:52- Populated.- It's Wigan.
0:23:52 > 0:23:55Get back! Get back! Come back. Go back there.
0:23:55 > 0:24:00- Stop there!- Oh, he's down.
0:24:00 > 0:24:04- Go, go!- China, correct! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:24:04 > 0:24:05How is that popular?!
0:24:05 > 0:24:07In Europe, where would you find Minnie Mouse,
0:24:07 > 0:24:09Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy?
0:24:09 > 0:24:12Wigan! It's Wigan!
0:24:12 > 0:24:14Like, America! I don't know!
0:24:14 > 0:24:16Wigan! It's Wigan!
0:24:16 > 0:24:20- What is he asking...? - LAUGHTER
0:24:20 > 0:24:22- Stop!- Radzi, quick! - LAUGHTER
0:24:24 > 0:24:26That's mean!
0:24:26 > 0:24:30- Come on!- Come on! Come on!
0:24:30 > 0:24:32Grab it. Grab it, Radzi.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34Come on, come on, come on.
0:24:34 > 0:24:37It's France! Correct! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:24:37 > 0:24:39- This is so difficult!- Come on!
0:24:39 > 0:24:41If I were a samurai warrior, which country would I be from?
0:24:41 > 0:24:43Japan, Japan, Japan, Japan!
0:24:43 > 0:24:45- THEY SHOUT SUGGESTIONS - Wigan!
0:24:45 > 0:24:47Got it!
0:24:47 > 0:24:48Flipping heck!
0:24:50 > 0:24:53Japan is correct! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:24:55 > 0:24:58The Coliseum, from which country?
0:24:58 > 0:25:02- Wigan!- Greece! - Stop saying "Wigan."- Wigan!
0:25:02 > 0:25:04Is that Greece or Rome? I'm not sure!
0:25:04 > 0:25:08- Just grab anything. - The Coliseum... Stop!
0:25:08 > 0:25:09Get...!
0:25:09 > 0:25:14- I can see it! - Stop knocking it around!- Oh!
0:25:14 > 0:25:16No! LAUGHTER
0:25:18 > 0:25:21- LAUGHTER - No! Why?
0:25:21 > 0:25:23- Come on, come on.- Oh, I give up.
0:25:23 > 0:25:24Stay down, Radzi!
0:25:29 > 0:25:33Italy is correct! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:25:33 > 0:25:36In which country might you traditionally be served
0:25:36 > 0:25:39guacamole, salsa and tortillas?
0:25:39 > 0:25:41- Wigan!- Mexico, Mexico!
0:25:41 > 0:25:42I got one!
0:25:44 > 0:25:47Radzi got Mexico! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:25:48 > 0:25:51- BELL RINGS - Yay! We won.
0:25:51 > 0:25:52Gather round.
0:25:52 > 0:25:54OK, at the end of that,
0:25:54 > 0:25:58the team that got the most correct answers was...Ricky,
0:25:58 > 0:26:02so you get a gold star for Cody's team.
0:26:02 > 0:26:04CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:06 > 0:26:07And that's just about it.
0:26:07 > 0:26:11All I need to do now is reveal who smashed their exams
0:26:11 > 0:26:13and who's heading for Smash.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15Let's bring down the stars.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17- AUDIENCE:- Oh!
0:26:23 > 0:26:26And the winners are...Cody's team!
0:26:26 > 0:26:29CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:30 > 0:26:33Well done, you lot.
0:26:33 > 0:26:37You get a one-way ticket to Smugsville.
0:26:37 > 0:26:39As for Lian's team,
0:26:39 > 0:26:41not only does the dog eat your homework,
0:26:41 > 0:26:44but you get detention with Mr Smash.
0:26:44 > 0:26:46Time to do the walk of shame.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48# La, la, la, la-la-la Losers!
0:26:48 > 0:26:51# La, la, la, la-la-la Losers!
0:26:51 > 0:26:52# La, la, la, la-la-la Losers!
0:26:52 > 0:26:54# La, la, la, la-la-la Losers!
0:26:54 > 0:26:57# La, la, la, la-la-la Losers!
0:26:57 > 0:26:59# Losers. #
0:26:59 > 0:27:01Oh, can't believe we lost!
0:27:01 > 0:27:05So, that's your lot. We didn't learn much, but it was fun trying.
0:27:05 > 0:27:07See you next time on...
0:27:07 > 0:27:10- AUDIENCE:- The Dog Ate My Homework.
0:27:10 > 0:27:13Sees ya!
0:27:13 > 0:27:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE