0:00:02 > 0:00:03BELL RINGS
0:00:29 > 0:00:33WILD CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:00:42 > 0:00:46Hi, I'm Iain Stirling and welcome to The Dog Ate My Homework.
0:00:46 > 0:00:50Yes, you have entered my magical funfair of comedy delights.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52Basically, it's some folks sat behind a desk, talking rubbish,
0:00:52 > 0:00:55but the production values are excellent.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57So let's take the register.
0:00:57 > 0:01:01On my right, a keen physics student who before the show asked
0:01:01 > 0:01:03if I knew anything about magnetism.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06Well, yes, I do know about magnetism.
0:01:06 > 0:01:09And then charm and chiselled good looks.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13Hello. That's not that type of magnetism.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16I knew that, I knew that. It was just a little joke.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18It's Abdul, everyone!
0:01:18 > 0:01:19Here, sir!
0:01:20 > 0:01:25And on Abdul's team, a comedian whose show is intellectual,
0:01:25 > 0:01:30philosophical and other long words I researched for this joke.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32It's my good friend, Ivo Graham.
0:01:32 > 0:01:33Here, sir.
0:01:35 > 0:01:39Also on Abdul's team, a presenter, an actual real-life doctor,
0:01:39 > 0:01:44which is just as well because my hosting skills are sick!
0:01:44 > 0:01:45Sick.
0:01:45 > 0:01:49They are so sick, man, you've got to give 'em like...
0:01:49 > 0:01:50..medicine and that.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55- It's Dr Ranj Singh! - Here, sir.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Sick, sick, sick.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04And on my left, a girl who can tell the time in 75 different languages.
0:02:04 > 0:02:08Although by the time she's finished, it's three hours too late. Ha-ha!
0:02:08 > 0:02:10- It Sophie. - Here, sir!
0:02:12 > 0:02:16And on Sophie's team, a CBBC star who says that the secret to
0:02:16 > 0:02:20presenting is imagine that only one person is watching.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22And in fairness, on most of her shows, there is
0:02:22 > 0:02:24only one person watching.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27If you are watching, Lauren's mum. Hi. It's Lauren Layfield.
0:02:27 > 0:02:28Here, sir.
0:02:31 > 0:02:35And on Sophie's team, a comedian who only feels at home
0:02:35 > 0:02:37in front of an audience, which is why his living room
0:02:37 > 0:02:39is so full of people.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41- It's Funmbi Omotayo!- Here, sir.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47So, please, can we have a round of applause for today's teams?
0:02:52 > 0:02:55So, it is now time for two teams to answer questions.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58Or as I like to call it, a comedy panel show,
0:02:58 > 0:03:01a format, I really think is quick to catch on.
0:03:01 > 0:03:06But what everyone is really after are my precious golden stars.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08- AUDIENCE:- Ooh!
0:03:08 > 0:03:13As usual, I will award bonus stars to anyone that makes me go...
0:03:13 > 0:03:15"Hm, very good."
0:03:15 > 0:03:20Or perhaps I go, "That's really interesting."
0:03:20 > 0:03:24Or I might even go... LAUGHS: "..That's hilari..."
0:03:26 > 0:03:28But be warned!
0:03:28 > 0:03:31Give me any flack, not my good friend Caroline Flack,
0:03:31 > 0:03:35but flack-flack and I will take those stars flack back.
0:03:35 > 0:03:36- AUDIENCE:- Aw!
0:03:36 > 0:03:39Look, I don't want to have to... No, I do want to say this.
0:03:39 > 0:03:40It's Iain's school, so it's...
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Iain's Rules!
0:03:42 > 0:03:45Well done, everyone in this room tonight.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48You are all special in your own individual ways. You too, Lauren.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51The team with the most stars at the end of the show are our winners
0:03:51 > 0:03:54while the losers face detention with the man scarier than finding a
0:03:54 > 0:03:56piranha in your soup.
0:03:58 > 0:03:59It's Mr Smash.
0:03:59 > 0:04:03- BOOING - Arrgh!
0:04:05 > 0:04:08Arrgh, arrgh, arrgh.
0:04:08 > 0:04:09MR SMASH LAUGHS
0:04:09 > 0:04:11- Sh, sh! - CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS
0:04:11 > 0:04:13MR SMASH LAUGHS
0:04:13 > 0:04:15- Sh, sh! - CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS
0:04:15 > 0:04:19MR SMASH SHOUTS
0:04:19 > 0:04:22Sh, sh!
0:04:22 > 0:04:24MR SMASH SHOUTS
0:04:25 > 0:04:28THE DOG PANTS
0:04:31 > 0:04:34- AUDIENCE:- Aw!
0:04:37 > 0:04:40LAUGHTER
0:04:40 > 0:04:43Do you know what happened, qualified doctor?
0:04:43 > 0:04:45OK!
0:04:45 > 0:04:47I don't think he will be taking over for David Attenborough
0:04:47 > 0:04:49any time soon.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52Anyway, on that note, let's get on with the show.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59Time now for Stick To the Point.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01- ANNOUNCER:- Stick to the Point.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04I will ask questions and if our teams are too slow, repeat an answer
0:05:04 > 0:05:07or make less sense than that Mr Smash sketch,
0:05:07 > 0:05:10then I will put them in the shush position.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13Can I see your shush positions?
0:05:13 > 0:05:18Lovely. But first I need, I need my stick of pointy-ness.
0:05:18 > 0:05:22LIVELY FLUTE TUNE PLAY
0:05:24 > 0:05:27I'm not even going to use that because we've got a better one!
0:05:27 > 0:05:31We've got a better stick! We've got the alphabet stick!
0:05:33 > 0:05:36We are jazzing things up. The alphabet stick.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39The last team to speak wins and don't forget,
0:05:39 > 0:05:44all your answers have to begin with the same letter.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47- Oh, no.- OK. Alphabet game.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50And we want things you can do on your holiday
0:05:50 > 0:05:53beginning with the letter S.
0:05:53 > 0:05:58- Lauren.- Say I'm having a great time on holiday.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00- Oh, that's quite good. - OK, I'll give you it. Abdul.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03- Sing in the shower. - Sing in the shower. Sophie.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05- Sunbathe..- Yes, please. Ivo.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07- Solitaire.- Yeah. I mean...
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Really building up Ivo's character.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Some solitary solitaire. Funmbi.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14- Sleep.- Lovely stuff. Abdul.
0:06:14 > 0:06:18- Swim with sharks. - Oh, lovely stuff. Sophie.
0:06:18 > 0:06:22- Speed boating.- Yes. Dr Ranj.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25BUZZER Shush position, please.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28- Lauren, you are in shush position, aren't you?- No, I'm not!- Lauren.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Sandcastle build.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33- Yes, that's right. - Sandcastle building.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35AS ROBOT: I am. I am sandcastle build.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37My name is Lauren and I sandcastle build.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41- Ivo.- Science.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44Yes, please. Science on holiday. The old classic.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46- Funmbi.- Skydiving.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Oh, yes, please. Abdul.
0:06:48 > 0:06:53Seeing...different...international people.
0:06:53 > 0:06:58Yes! AS ROBOT: Seeing different international people.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01Help me sandcastle build. Sophie.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04- Singing.- Yes, please. Ivo.
0:07:04 > 0:07:05Scuba.
0:07:05 > 0:07:06Yes, scuba, scuba.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09- Lauren...is in the shush position. - No, I'm not yet.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12- Stop making me go in it!- Lauren.
0:07:12 > 0:07:17Scrape the sand from beneath your feet when you've been on the beach.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Lovely stuff. Abdul.
0:07:19 > 0:07:20Scuba diving.
0:07:20 > 0:07:21BUZZER
0:07:21 > 0:07:24- We've had it.- Shush position. - He said scuba.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27Abdul, get in the shush position and stay in it. Funmbi.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29- Speed boating. - BUZZER
0:07:29 > 0:07:31- We've had it. Shush position! - Oh, sorry, that was me.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Ivo.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35- Snorkelling.- Yes. Lauren.
0:07:35 > 0:07:39Skirt around the issue of going home.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41- BUZZER Shush position.- No!
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Shush position! Ivo.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Sociology.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48Come on, to go with the science.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50- Sophie.- Swallow saltwater.
0:07:50 > 0:07:51Yes, please. Ivo.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55BUZZER Shush position.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57SCHOOL BELL DINGS
0:07:57 > 0:08:02At the end of that round, I can tell you the gold star goes to...
0:08:02 > 0:08:04..Sophie's team!
0:08:08 > 0:08:13- Time now for Pie the Supply. ANNOUNCER:- Pie the Supply.
0:08:13 > 0:08:14An incredible game.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17We are about to meet four people, all claiming to be real teachers,
0:08:17 > 0:08:19but only one is telling the truth.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21The question is can our team see through
0:08:21 > 0:08:24the lies before they grab the pies?
0:08:24 > 0:08:28And if both teams fail to identify and pie the supply,
0:08:28 > 0:08:31then there will be a penalty pieing.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Whoo!
0:08:33 > 0:08:37So here are our four chemistry teachers.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40Teacher one, Ms Morris.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45Teacher two, Mr Singh.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49Don't build up your part, Mr Singh.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52Teacher three, Miss Kirk.
0:08:52 > 0:08:56Or teacher four, Miss Greenhill.
0:08:56 > 0:08:57OK, there's your four teachers.
0:08:57 > 0:09:02Abdul's team, nothing more, nothing less, I just want first impressions.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Come on, guys. Anything.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06What do you think, captain?
0:09:06 > 0:09:10I want to go for number one, but she looks too smiley to be a teacher.
0:09:11 > 0:09:15OK, Sophie's team. Just first impressions. That's all I want.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18- Funmbi.- I'm going to go with number three
0:09:18 > 0:09:22cos she just looks like a chemistry teacher.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Now, Abdul's team. Chemistry teachers.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27What question have you got for our teachers? It can be anything.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30You can ask them individually, you can ask them as a group,
0:09:30 > 0:09:32you can ask just one person, one question.
0:09:32 > 0:09:33It is all up to you.
0:09:33 > 0:09:37If I was misbehaving, what would you say to us?
0:09:37 > 0:09:39OK, let's do your best stop talking voices.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41We will start with number two.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43You both are going out!
0:09:43 > 0:09:45LAUGHTER
0:09:45 > 0:09:48- OK, number three. - Stop talking now.
0:09:48 > 0:09:49Very literal.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Number one.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54I have the loudest voice in the class.
0:09:54 > 0:09:58I don't know what that means. And finally, number four.
0:09:58 > 0:09:59- Quiet!- What!
0:09:59 > 0:10:01- ALL:- Whoa!
0:10:01 > 0:10:06Ho! Ho! Sophie's team. Chemistry teachers.
0:10:06 > 0:10:07OK, so my question is this -
0:10:07 > 0:10:10it's chemistry, it's dangerous, there is a fire, there's a fire.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12- There's a fire!- There is a fire.
0:10:12 > 0:10:17Can you please do an impression of your best putting out of a fire?
0:10:19 > 0:10:22It makes no sense. Number four, put out that fire.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26LAUGHTER
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Oh, there's a fire. Oppan Gangnam style.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Number one, put out the fire.
0:10:34 > 0:10:38SHE BLOWS VERY HARD
0:10:38 > 0:10:39HE BLOWS It's a building,
0:10:39 > 0:10:41not your birthday cake.
0:10:42 > 0:10:43Number three.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49- I don't feel like they're passionate about this fire.- No.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51She's wafting it. Naughty fire.
0:10:51 > 0:10:55- And we've saved the best for last. - Come on, number two.- Number two.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57I raise the alarm, break the fire.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02OK, audience, this is important.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05Vote now on the count of three. One, two, three excellent
0:11:05 > 0:11:08THEY SHOUT DIFFERENT ANSWERS
0:11:10 > 0:11:13OK. OK. Sh, sh, sh. Sh, sh, sh.
0:11:13 > 0:11:17Decision time. Who lied and who is about to get pied?
0:11:17 > 0:11:22OK, Abdul, you are first. It is time pie the supply!
0:11:22 > 0:11:25- ANNOUNCER:- Pie the supply!
0:11:25 > 0:11:27Go on, Abdul, nice and gently, remember.
0:11:27 > 0:11:30Gently, gently, catch your monkey.
0:11:30 > 0:11:34Place it in the face of the person you think is the real
0:11:34 > 0:11:36chemistry teacher.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38Look at number one, she's scowling.
0:11:40 > 0:11:41Oh!
0:11:44 > 0:11:46He's launched it.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50I love that number two ducked down like anyone was
0:11:50 > 0:11:52going to pie him in the face.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55OK, Sophie, it is your time to pie the supply!
0:11:55 > 0:12:00Pie the supply!
0:12:00 > 0:12:02- OK, Soph.- Thank you.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05Nice and gentle, place that pie in the person... Oh!
0:12:05 > 0:12:07Gangnam style.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14I'm so sorry.
0:12:14 > 0:12:18Nice little apology there. You can wipe your face down, guys.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20OK, let's put them out their misery.
0:12:20 > 0:12:23Would the real supply teacher please step forward?
0:12:23 > 0:12:25Please be right.
0:12:25 > 0:12:29CHEERING
0:12:29 > 0:12:31We pied the teacher.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36And because you guys got it correct, at the end of that round,
0:12:36 > 0:12:39the gold stars go to Abdul's team.
0:12:45 > 0:12:49Time for A History of Stirling.
0:12:49 > 0:12:53A History of Stirling!
0:12:53 > 0:12:54HE INHALES DEEPLY
0:12:54 > 0:12:58BAGPIPE PLAYS
0:13:13 > 0:13:16Stop it. Stop the mu... Stop the mu...
0:13:17 > 0:13:21Hi, everyone. Sorry. I don't mean the Scottish town of Stirling.
0:13:21 > 0:13:25I mean me! Iain Stirling.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27CHEERING
0:13:27 > 0:13:30Yes, much better. Two lucky players are about to get the honour of
0:13:30 > 0:13:33answering questions all about me, Iain Stirling.
0:13:33 > 0:13:39So, Abdul, who do you want to answer questions about me? Iain Stirling?
0:13:39 > 0:13:40I'm going to go for...
0:13:41 > 0:13:45Genuine pain.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48- Ivo.- Ivo.- You're going to go with Ivo.- Yes.- Sophie.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50Sorry, but I've got to go with Lauren.
0:13:50 > 0:13:57OK, we've got Lauren against Ivo in the History of Iain Stirling!
0:14:02 > 0:14:05I will ask you questions in turn and whoever knows the most about me,
0:14:05 > 0:14:09Iain Stirling, at the end, will be crowned the winner.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11- Do you both understand? STAMMERS:- Yes...- Yes, sir, yes.
0:14:11 > 0:14:16Yes, yes, yes! OK. Let's start. Question number one.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18To Ivo Graham.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21Ivo, what is my dad's name?
0:14:21 > 0:14:28- Oh!- A, Iain Senior. B, Angus. Or C, Roger.
0:14:28 > 0:14:33I'm going to say Angus. Even though it sounds like a Scottish joke.
0:14:33 > 0:14:34My dad's name...
0:14:34 > 0:14:38..is Roger Stirling! BUZZER
0:14:38 > 0:14:39Lauren.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42What advise would I give my younger self?
0:14:42 > 0:14:45SHE BLOWS RASPBERRIES Always eat your vegetables,
0:14:45 > 0:14:47don't show up to school dressed in a Halloween costume
0:14:47 > 0:14:51unless you're absolutely sure everyone else is doing it...
0:14:51 > 0:14:54- We've all been there. - ..or C, stay weird.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56SHE LAUGHS
0:14:56 > 0:14:58I love the idea of you just going round, going like,
0:14:58 > 0:15:00- "Stay weird, kids." - It's my catchphrase.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02"Hey, guys, stay weird. Boop!"
0:15:02 > 0:15:04Vegetables, dress up, weird.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06I'm going to say stay weird.
0:15:06 > 0:15:07The answer is...
0:15:07 > 0:15:10..stay weird, kids. Boop! Correct.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12SHE LAUGHS
0:15:12 > 0:15:15- That's great. - I can't believe that's your advice.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17- Who says that? - You're not even weird!
0:15:20 > 0:15:21Uh, what?!
0:15:21 > 0:15:23- Stay weird, kids.- Stay weird, kids.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25- Hey, you ready for this one?- Yes.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27What has been my proudest moment?
0:15:27 > 0:15:29LAUGHTER
0:15:29 > 0:15:31Do you want to tell me now or should I give you the options?
0:15:31 > 0:15:34I'd like to hear the options. But I've got a few ideas.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36Running the London Marathon,
0:15:36 > 0:15:41winning a BAFTA or winning a haggis eating competition at school.
0:15:41 > 0:15:44Imagine if after Angus, I then went for the haggis.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48No, I'm going to go for winning a BAFTA.
0:15:48 > 0:15:51Because you didn't do the London marathon.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54I watched it once.
0:15:55 > 0:15:59The answer is winning a BAFTA.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05- Lauren. Which of these instruments do I NOT play?- OK.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08- Which ones do I NOT play.- I didn't know you played any, but go on.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10Well, I don't play one of these.
0:16:10 > 0:16:14Violin, saxophone, guitar.
0:16:14 > 0:16:15Which do I not play?
0:16:15 > 0:16:19Not what do I do play. I don't want what I do do. What I don't do.
0:16:19 > 0:16:20- I think you do do the guitar. - I do do?
0:16:20 > 0:16:22Because you like people busking and stuff.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25- So I feel like he would play... - Like? Worship!
0:16:25 > 0:16:28- So, the other ones were saxophone and...- Violin.
0:16:28 > 0:16:31Violin. He's not about playing the violin, Iain Stirling, is he?
0:16:31 > 0:16:32Can you imagine that at home?
0:16:32 > 0:16:36- He probably does. He's so weird. - LAUGHTER
0:16:36 > 0:16:38Stay weird, kids.
0:16:38 > 0:16:42I think it's... I think you don't play the violin.
0:16:42 > 0:16:43I don't play...
0:16:43 > 0:16:45..the saxophone.
0:16:45 > 0:16:46No! What?
0:16:46 > 0:16:48I was in the Scottish Youth Orchestra.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50BUZZER
0:16:50 > 0:16:52And a few kids at school used to shout,
0:16:52 > 0:16:54"Oh, you've got a tiny guitar."
0:16:56 > 0:16:59"You are playing it with a bow, you are weird!"
0:16:59 > 0:17:00See?
0:17:00 > 0:17:04As a child, what was my most embarrassing story?
0:17:04 > 0:17:07Darren pulled my trousers down once at football.
0:17:07 > 0:17:12I accidentally called my P7 teacher dad.
0:17:12 > 0:17:15Not even mum, she had just had her hair cut.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19I was walking home with a girl, I tried to impress her,
0:17:19 > 0:17:22- and I farted very loudly.- Oh!
0:17:22 > 0:17:23It could be any of those three things.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26"Well, tell you what, Susan, I actually play the vio..."
0:17:26 > 0:17:28HE FARTS
0:17:29 > 0:17:31"..I meant saxophone."
0:17:31 > 0:17:34Trousers down, calling teacher dad,
0:17:34 > 0:17:37farting in front of the old lass.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40They've all happened to me.
0:17:40 > 0:17:45I'm going to say it was farting in front of the girl he fancied, Iain.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47You've met him already, it was Darren
0:17:47 > 0:17:48and the trousers incident.
0:17:48 > 0:17:54You were so close. Lauren, what is my favourite film?
0:17:54 > 0:17:56This is going to be good.
0:17:56 > 0:18:02Aladdin, Frozen, the Lego Movie. Whoo!
0:18:02 > 0:18:06I'm going to say Frozen. Who doesn't like Frozen?
0:18:06 > 0:18:08Me! The answer is Aladdin.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11BUZZER Tie-break. Tie-break.
0:18:11 > 0:18:12It's a tie-break situation.
0:18:12 > 0:18:16If I could sing a duet with anyone, who would it be?
0:18:16 > 0:18:18Shout out the answer.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20Matt from Busted, James from Busted or Charlie from Busted.
0:18:20 > 0:18:21Charlie from Busted!
0:18:21 > 0:18:24It's correct!
0:18:24 > 0:18:26He's the best one!
0:18:26 > 0:18:28- SCHOOL BELL RINGS - He is the best one.- Time's up,
0:18:28 > 0:18:31which means, at the end of that round, the person who got the most
0:18:31 > 0:18:33right answers and gets himself a gold star is
0:18:33 > 0:18:35Lauren for Sophie's team!
0:18:40 > 0:18:43Time to play my favourite round ever in the history
0:18:43 > 0:18:45of The Dog Ate My Homework.
0:18:45 > 0:18:49- This is High School Dropout. - High School Dropout.
0:18:51 > 0:18:52Nice.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55In a moment, two of our guests will go head-to-head on this
0:18:55 > 0:19:01the dastardly, the dreaded, The Dog Ate My Homework drop zone!
0:19:01 > 0:19:05SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC
0:19:05 > 0:19:08While stood on top of our giant bins, each of our guests
0:19:08 > 0:19:12will face the dastardly general knowledge questions,
0:19:12 > 0:19:15but get three wrong and they will get binned.
0:19:15 > 0:19:19Abdul, which of the two do you think should be on top of the bin?
0:19:19 > 0:19:23Sorry, but I'm going to go for the more educated person.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25Dr Ranj.
0:19:25 > 0:19:28Soph, who of the two do want to see binned?
0:19:28 > 0:19:31I think, Funmbi, you can take one for the team.
0:19:31 > 0:19:32I'll do one for the team.
0:19:32 > 0:19:38OK, so it is, a qualified medical professional against a clown.
0:19:38 > 0:19:39Who will win?
0:19:39 > 0:19:44Please take your positions on the drop zone!
0:19:48 > 0:19:51OK, guys, remember, get three questions wrong
0:19:51 > 0:19:53and you will be binned.
0:19:53 > 0:19:57But I would encourage you to confer with your teams just to make
0:19:57 > 0:20:01sure you are definitely getting the best answer possible.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03So, guys, are you ready for your first questions? Yes?
0:20:03 > 0:20:06- ANNOUNCER:- School...disco! - School disco.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08MUSIC: Glitterball by Sigma
0:20:08 > 0:20:12- # So in love with you-ooh-ooh-ooh - Singing
0:20:12 > 0:20:15- # You-ooh-ooh-ooh - Singing
0:20:15 > 0:20:18- # You-ooh-ooh-ooh - Singing
0:20:18 > 0:20:23# Oh, I'm so in love with you... #
0:20:23 > 0:20:24MUSIC ABRUPTLY STOPS
0:20:26 > 0:20:33OK, so our first question is for Dr Ranj.
0:20:33 > 0:20:37According to a study about lost remote controls....
0:20:47 > 0:20:494%.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51I really need the toilet, so hurry up.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55Ivo, how confident are you?
0:20:55 > 0:20:58I don't know, Iain, it's a difficult question!
0:20:58 > 0:21:00I've never lost a remote control.
0:21:00 > 0:21:02I can't get inside the mind of these people.
0:21:05 > 0:21:08Abdul, team leader, are we going fridge/freezer?
0:21:08 > 0:21:10- We are going fridge/freezer. - No pressure.
0:21:10 > 0:21:14OK, Abdul said fridge/freezer. HE SHRIEKS
0:21:14 > 0:21:16I can tell you.
0:21:16 > 0:21:19Please don't wet yourself until after the record.
0:21:19 > 0:21:20I don't want to do this.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22You are, Ranj, I'm so sorry,
0:21:22 > 0:21:25you are not going to the toilet any time soon.
0:21:25 > 0:21:26That's correct.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33OK, Funmbi...
0:21:43 > 0:21:46165 million or 205 million.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48Well, I think the 200 is to throw me off.
0:21:48 > 0:21:51- Do you?- I think 165 is an adequate number of tea drinkers.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54Yeah, but Great Britain love their tea.
0:21:54 > 0:21:59- I have like about 100 cups a day myself.- So what do you reckon?
0:21:59 > 0:22:00- I'd go up.- I'd go up. Yeah. - You'd go up?
0:22:00 > 0:22:03I'm going to go with my team cos, you know, it's a team effort.
0:22:03 > 0:22:07- I'm going to say 200 and... What was that?- Five.- 205 million.
0:22:07 > 0:22:11OK, so Funmbi thought it was 165 million,
0:22:11 > 0:22:13he was pretty sure.
0:22:13 > 0:22:14- Don't start...- Don't tell us.
0:22:14 > 0:22:19Luckily, Lauren Layfield famously queen of all things
0:22:19 > 0:22:22knowledge. She stepped up with 205 million.
0:22:22 > 0:22:26That was based on absolutely nothing.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28You went with 205 million.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30The answer was...
0:22:30 > 0:22:32..165 million.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34BUZZER
0:22:34 > 0:22:38Which means, Funmbi go to the amber zone. Dr Ranj.
0:22:44 > 0:22:47Oh, this isn't fair.
0:22:47 > 0:22:48Which fruit has the highest water count?
0:22:48 > 0:22:50Over to Ivo for his quick answer again.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53I think Ranj's water content is getting higher with every minute.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57I think it is strawberry, but I'm not so sure.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00- I'm going to go with strawberry. - Strawberry.
0:23:00 > 0:23:01Strawberry or watermelon?
0:23:03 > 0:23:05- Strawberry.- Strawberry. The answer is...
0:23:05 > 0:23:07..both. Incorrect.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10BUZZER They both have 92% water.
0:23:10 > 0:23:14- No! No! - ALL SPEAK AT SAME TIME
0:23:14 > 0:23:17You've been stitched up, mate.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19You can't do that.
0:23:19 > 0:23:22No, you go to orange. You go to orange, mate. You go to orange.
0:23:22 > 0:23:23Hang on a minute.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26- OK.- Welcome to orange, Ranji!
0:23:26 > 0:23:27Funmbi.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29OK, you are in amber zone, Funmbi.
0:23:34 > 0:23:38I honestly think it is a tie, I do think it is a tie,
0:23:38 > 0:23:41but I feel Germany has won just one more.
0:23:41 > 0:23:44Well, Lauren is obviously smashing this round so far.
0:23:44 > 0:23:47I've got a theory for you. Italy hasn't won that much.
0:23:47 > 0:23:51- Yeah, when have Italy won anything? - In recent years.- In recent years.
0:23:51 > 0:23:53And they won a few years... Going to say Germany.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55- Germany.- Germany.- Let's go.
0:23:55 > 0:23:57OK, you said both, your team said...
0:23:57 > 0:23:59- No, no, no! I said Germany. - He said Germany.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01- You went Germany.- Yes. - The answer is...
0:24:01 > 0:24:05..both! BUZZER
0:24:05 > 0:24:08- This is an outrage.- They both won five times. Four times, sorry.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10Four times.
0:24:10 > 0:24:13Funmbi, you've been stitched up and you go to the red zone.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15BOOING
0:24:15 > 0:24:18Red zone. OK, Dr Ranj.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31- I was going to say Birmingham. - Ivo, any thoughts on this?
0:24:31 > 0:24:34Both! Both!
0:24:34 > 0:24:36- I think it's Birmingham. - I'm going to say Birmingham.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39IN MANCHESTER ACCENT: Not Manchester?
0:24:39 > 0:24:40What about Birmingham?
0:24:40 > 0:24:42IN BIRMINGHAM ACCENT: Birmingham.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46OK, Ranj. Manchester or Birmingham?
0:24:46 > 0:24:48Should we say Birmingham? Three for Birmingham.
0:24:48 > 0:24:49- Yeah.- OK, the answer is Manchester.
0:24:49 > 0:24:52- BUZZER - What!
0:24:52 > 0:24:54You go to the red zone.
0:24:54 > 0:24:56- OK, here we go. Funmbi.- Yeah!
0:24:59 > 0:25:00OK.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07- Whose older?- Oh, hang on, I was getting confused.
0:25:07 > 0:25:09Novak Djokovic isn't that one.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12That's Roger Federer. He's well old.
0:25:13 > 0:25:17Lauren has managed to take Roger Federer out of the equation.
0:25:17 > 0:25:20I'm just going to leave you to it because I can't be of any help.
0:25:20 > 0:25:22- You just be down there.- See you.
0:25:22 > 0:25:24Bye then. Give a round of applause for Lauren.
0:25:24 > 0:25:28APPLAUSE
0:25:28 > 0:25:30You've got no Lauren this round, which means you've got
0:25:30 > 0:25:32a better chance of getting the correct answer.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34I'll give you... They're both born in the same year.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37- That's how close it is. - I'm going to say...- Oh!
0:25:37 > 0:25:41- No, never mind. - LAUGHTER
0:25:41 > 0:25:43She was thinking Roger Federer again. We've all done it.
0:25:43 > 0:25:46- What are you going to go, Funmbi? - I think Djokovic is older.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48You think Djokovic is older? I can tell you...
0:25:49 > 0:25:51..the answer is...
0:25:51 > 0:25:52..by seven days...
0:25:55 > 0:25:57..Andy Murray!
0:25:57 > 0:25:59BUZZER
0:26:00 > 0:26:03You are getting...
0:26:03 > 0:26:04..dropped!
0:26:11 > 0:26:15Yeah, which means everyone, Ranj wins. And he doesn't get dropped!
0:26:15 > 0:26:17MIX OF BOOING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:17 > 0:26:18Do it anyway?
0:26:20 > 0:26:22HE SHRIEKS
0:26:23 > 0:26:26Ranj is the winner and Abdul's team gets a gold star.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32Sadly, that is just about it.
0:26:32 > 0:26:35All we need to do now is add up the golden stars.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38Oh!
0:26:45 > 0:26:48And the winners are...
0:26:48 > 0:26:49..Abdul's team!
0:26:54 > 0:26:57Congratulations, Abdul's team.
0:26:57 > 0:26:59As for Sophie's team, not only does the dog eat your homework,
0:26:59 > 0:27:02but you get to do detention with Mr Smash.
0:27:02 > 0:27:05It is time to take The Walk Of Shame.
0:27:05 > 0:27:07- # La-la-la-la-la - ALL:- Loser!
0:27:07 > 0:27:09- # La-la-la-la-la - ALL:- Loser!
0:27:09 > 0:27:11- # La-la-la-la-la - ALL:- Loser!
0:27:11 > 0:27:13- # La-la-la-la-la - ALL:- Loser!
0:27:13 > 0:27:15- # La-la-la-la-la - ALL:- Loser!
0:27:15 > 0:27:17# Loser! #
0:27:17 > 0:27:19So that's your lot. As ever, we probably didn't learn much,
0:27:19 > 0:27:23but it was fun trying. See you next time on...
0:27:23 > 0:27:26- ALL:- The Dog Ate My Homework!
0:27:26 > 0:27:29Seez ya!