0:00:02 > 0:00:05MR SMASH GRUNTS AND GROANS
0:00:10 > 0:00:12LAUGHTER
0:00:12 > 0:00:14SCHOOL BELL RINGS
0:00:39 > 0:00:42CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:52 > 0:00:54Guten tag.
0:00:54 > 0:00:57I'm Iain Stirling and welcome to The Dog Ate My Homework,
0:00:57 > 0:00:59the show where dreams come true.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02Though, last night, I had a nightmare that I was in a spaceship
0:01:02 > 0:01:04being chased by a giant gorilla popping balloons.
0:01:04 > 0:01:08That probably might not happen. But I'm not even scared of gorillas.
0:01:08 > 0:01:09I'm actually scared of balloons.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11POPPING
0:01:11 > 0:01:14LAUGHTER
0:01:15 > 0:01:16Let's take the register.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19On my right, a boy who, in maths class,
0:01:19 > 0:01:21tried to work out how many loo rolls it would take to reach the moon.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24I'd probably get through most of them during takeoff.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27- PARP It's Rohan, everybody.- Here, sir.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29And on Rohan's team,
0:01:29 > 0:01:33a performer who's been described as a comedy volcano -
0:01:33 > 0:01:37hot, unpredictable and gives off a rather unpleasant gas.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40- It's Matthew Crosby.- Here, sir.
0:01:40 > 0:01:45Also on Rohan's team, a comedian, actor, singer, impressionist.
0:01:45 > 0:01:49She's probably a classically trained musician too. But can she do this?
0:01:49 > 0:01:52LAUGHTER
0:01:52 > 0:01:54- Didn't think so. It's Jess Robinson. - Here, sir.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56Oh, she can.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58She can do it. She can do it.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01On my left, a girl who persuaded her teacher
0:02:01 > 0:02:04to keep a pet shark in the swimming pool.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06The other pupils weren't happy about it
0:02:06 > 0:02:08but they can all swim much faster now.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11- It's Cainwen, everyone.- Here, sir.
0:02:12 > 0:02:16And on Cainwen's team, a fashion vlogger on a search for style,
0:02:16 > 0:02:19class, elegance and grace.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Saima, look no further.
0:02:23 > 0:02:27- LAUGHTER It's Saima Chowdhury.- Here, sir.
0:02:28 > 0:02:32Also on Cainwen's team, a presenter who has watched every CBBC show,
0:02:32 > 0:02:36which means she watches me more times than anybody else.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39No wonder she's always got a smile on that face.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42- It's Lauren Layfield.- Here, sir.
0:02:42 > 0:02:46Can we please applaud both teams?
0:02:46 > 0:02:49APPLAUSE
0:02:52 > 0:02:55As usual, the teams are here to talk flimflam,
0:02:55 > 0:02:58maybe get flan-faced and generally mess about,
0:02:58 > 0:03:01but there's also the very serious business
0:03:01 > 0:03:05of winning my lovely and jaggy golden stars.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08- AUDIENCE:- Ooh!
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Along the way, I'll be awarding bonus stars
0:03:10 > 0:03:13to anyone who can make me go...
0:03:13 > 0:03:15POP
0:03:15 > 0:03:19# Don't you worry, don't you worry, child
0:03:19 > 0:03:23# See heaven's got a plan for you
0:03:23 > 0:03:26# Don't you worry, don't you worry now... #
0:03:26 > 0:03:28Oh, my goodness.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30Be warned, any party poopers,
0:03:30 > 0:03:34and I'll shoo those stars straight back in their box.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36- AUDIENCE:- Oh...
0:03:36 > 0:03:39Don't "Oh", because it's in school, so it's...
0:03:39 > 0:03:41- AUDIENCE:- Iain's rules.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Thank you. The team with the most stars
0:03:43 > 0:03:45at the end of the show are our winners,
0:03:45 > 0:03:48while the losers face detention with a man
0:03:48 > 0:03:50tougher than a flip-flop sandwich.
0:03:50 > 0:03:51It's Mr Smash.
0:03:51 > 0:03:55MR SMASH ROARS
0:03:59 > 0:04:01MR SMASH LAUGHS
0:04:06 > 0:04:09MR SMASH LAUGHS
0:04:12 > 0:04:15MR SMASH LAUGHS
0:04:17 > 0:04:19A-ha-ha!
0:04:21 > 0:04:24MR SMASH LAUGHS
0:04:27 > 0:04:29LAUGHTER
0:04:29 > 0:04:33MR SMASH YELLS
0:04:34 > 0:04:37Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the stupidest of them all?
0:04:37 > 0:04:39That guy.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42Let's get on with the show!
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Time now for Judge A Book.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51Judge A Book!
0:04:51 > 0:04:55Look at you! Your writing's too small. There's no pictures.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58You're a hardback. No-one likes hardbacks.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00You should have been written by me.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Sorry, but I'm just judging this book.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Yeah!
0:05:09 > 0:05:12- It's the worst thing I've ever read.- Oi!
0:05:12 > 0:05:16It just says over and over again, "Watch how Iain Stirling does it."
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Oh!
0:05:18 > 0:05:19Burn!
0:05:19 > 0:05:23Anyway, our teams will see some real-life books
0:05:23 > 0:05:25with parts of the title missing.
0:05:25 > 0:05:29All you guys have to do is guess what the book is actually called.
0:05:29 > 0:05:33So, stand by to buzz in. Your first book is this one.
0:05:33 > 0:05:37- VOICEOVER:- School disco! - School disco!
0:05:37 > 0:05:40# Live my day as if there was no past
0:05:40 > 0:05:42# Doin' it all night, all summer
0:05:42 > 0:05:45# Doin' it the way I want to
0:05:45 > 0:05:47# Yeah, I'm-a dance my heart out till the dawn
0:05:47 > 0:05:50# But I won't be done when morning comes
0:05:50 > 0:05:52# Doin' it all night, all summer
0:05:52 > 0:05:56# Gonna spend it like no other
0:05:56 > 0:05:58# Now I've found another crush
0:05:58 > 0:06:01# The lush life's given me a rush
0:06:01 > 0:06:03# Had one chance to make me blush
0:06:03 > 0:06:05# Second time is one too late
0:06:05 > 0:06:07# Now I've... #
0:06:09 > 0:06:13As I said, your first book is this one.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16All My "Blank" Are "Blank.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18- Rohan.- Yes.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Is it All Of My Scarves Are Massive?
0:06:20 > 0:06:22LAUGHTER
0:06:22 > 0:06:25It's good. He'd have quite the turtleneck.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27- He really would.- Any more?
0:06:27 > 0:06:29- Cainwen.- Cainwen?
0:06:29 > 0:06:31All My Friends Are Leaving?
0:06:31 > 0:06:35Ooh! Is "Friends" correct?
0:06:35 > 0:06:37- All My Friends Are what?- Rohan.
0:06:37 > 0:06:41- All My Friends Are Gone.- Gone?
0:06:41 > 0:06:45It's very close. It's a kids show. Let's get darker.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48- Rohan.- Jess. - All My Friends Are Farting.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51No! Cainwen.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53All My Friends Are Dead, cos it's a dinosaur?
0:06:53 > 0:06:55All My Friends Are Dead?
0:06:56 > 0:07:00That's obviously the correct answer!
0:07:00 > 0:07:03APPLAUSE
0:07:03 > 0:07:05A lovely children's book there
0:07:05 > 0:07:08called All My Friends Are Dead. Moving on.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11Next book. Here it is.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14It's a classic grandmother book.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16You'd find that in your granny's loo.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19Buzz in with some possible answers.
0:07:19 > 0:07:20- Cainwen.- Cainwen.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23Flower Arranging With A Leprechaun?
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Are they particularly good at flower arranging?
0:07:26 > 0:07:31- I think so, cos they like rainbows and things.- Good point.
0:07:31 > 0:07:32You've absolutely smashed it.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35You are the cutest person that's ever been on this show.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38Leprechauns and rainbows. Rohan's team.
0:07:38 > 0:07:42- I think she was on the right lines. - You were on the right lines.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45I think Flower Arranging With A Platypus instead.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Oh, yeah, leprechaun was stupid.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50OK, this is hard, this is hard,
0:07:50 > 0:07:52so I'm going to give you the first word.
0:07:52 > 0:07:56- It is Flower Drying with a what? - Cainwen.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58What would people dry?
0:07:58 > 0:08:01- Hairdryer.- No. Think more outside the box,
0:08:01 > 0:08:03or IN the box, if you know what I'm saying.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07- Good one, good one.- Cainwen.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09- Yes?- It was the one we discussed.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12Flower Drying With A Microwave cos you can dry things in microwaves.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15I think. I don't know.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18- A microwave?- Yeah!
0:08:19 > 0:08:21Is correct!
0:08:21 > 0:08:23CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Very good!
0:08:25 > 0:08:28OK, next book. Here it is here.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30- Rohan.- Yes?
0:08:30 > 0:08:33- We Found A Tiny Cowboy.- No!
0:08:33 > 0:08:36- No.- Rohan.
0:08:36 > 0:08:37- Yeah.- Is it We Found...
0:08:37 > 0:08:40# A love in a tortoise place
0:08:40 > 0:08:43# We found a love in a tortoise place
0:08:43 > 0:08:46# We found love in a tortoise place
0:08:46 > 0:08:50# We found love in a tortoise place
0:08:50 > 0:08:53# Da, da, da, da, da, da Da, da, da, da, da, da... #
0:08:53 > 0:08:57- Rohan.- Rohan's on a run.- Rohan.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59We Found A Hat.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01Is correct!
0:09:01 > 0:09:04- It was kind of obvious. - BELL RINGS
0:09:04 > 0:09:07That was a bell and, at the end of that round, the gold star goes to...
0:09:09 > 0:09:12..Cainwen's team!
0:09:12 > 0:09:14APPLAUSE
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Never mind the invention of the wheel,
0:09:19 > 0:09:22man's first flight or even walking on the moon -
0:09:22 > 0:09:25if that even actually happened.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29This is the crowning achievement of humankind.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32It is Pie The Supply.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34- VOICEOVER:- Pie The Supply.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36We're about to meet four people
0:09:36 > 0:09:39all claiming to be real English teachers.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41But only one is telling the truth,
0:09:41 > 0:09:44which isn't just scandalous,
0:09:44 > 0:09:46it's flan-gelous.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49WIND BLOWS
0:09:49 > 0:09:50Anyone?
0:09:50 > 0:09:55No, OK. All our teams have to do is pick and then pie the real teacher.
0:09:55 > 0:09:59But if both teams fail, then there will be consequences.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01- AUDIENCE:- Ooh!
0:10:01 > 0:10:06Yeah, we all love consequences. So, let's meet our teachers.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08We have Mr Rowan...
0:10:10 > 0:10:12..Miss Hardy,
0:10:12 > 0:10:15Mr Morrison
0:10:15 > 0:10:17and Mrs Miller.
0:10:17 > 0:10:21OK, so, Rohan's team, first impressions?
0:10:21 > 0:10:23Number one looks like my big brother.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25LAUGHTER
0:10:25 > 0:10:28Or the gamekeeper at Hogwarts.
0:10:28 > 0:10:29- Hagrid?- Yeah.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31- He is a bit Hagridy, actually. - Yeah, I love him.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34That's what Hagrid looks like once he gets the headteacher position.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36- He's not buying it.- He doesn't move!
0:10:36 > 0:10:39That's a hell of a poker face he's got.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42Oh, don't! Argh!
0:10:42 > 0:10:44- Oh, I'm scared! - Go and stand next to him.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49LAUGHTER
0:10:53 > 0:10:57Bonus gold star for Matthew and number one. They both get one.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02Cainwen's team. First impressions, that's all I want.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05- Mr Morrison sounds like a shop. - Yeah!
0:11:05 > 0:11:09You're not a human being, mate, you're a shop.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11Who's your wife? Mrs Sainsbury's?
0:11:13 > 0:11:18Number two looks like the teacher that's just graduated,
0:11:18 > 0:11:19the cool teacher.
0:11:19 > 0:11:23Hey, kids, put the books down. Let's all go on Instagram.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25LAUGHTER
0:11:25 > 0:11:27Hey, guys, what even is class?
0:11:27 > 0:11:30Let's, like, go outside and do a boomerang.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33OK, now, let's delve deeper. Rohan's team.
0:11:33 > 0:11:40I would like to ask what your favourite piece of stationery is.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43- Great question. - Let's start with number three.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45Favourite piece of stationery?
0:11:45 > 0:11:49- A punch.- A punch. Number one?
0:11:49 > 0:11:53- A ruler, for pointing and getting attention.- Ooh!
0:11:53 > 0:11:57- Number two?- A folder, so you can keep everything neat and tidy.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00- And number four? - A pencil for colouring in.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03- Colouring in? That's not English. - She's an art teacher!
0:12:03 > 0:12:05She's a primary school teacher!
0:12:05 > 0:12:06We've cut her out.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09- I think we can immediately disclude number four.- OK.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12We'll go over to this side of the room.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14- Any questions for the teachers?- OK.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16Lauren, off you go, off you pop.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18What would you do if I was in your class
0:12:18 > 0:12:21and started ripping out a page of a book?
0:12:21 > 0:12:24- Ooh, tell me off, why don't you? - Lauren, go down the front.- Yeah.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26Act out ripping a book
0:12:26 > 0:12:28and we'll go through everyone getting you to stop doing it.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31- Oh, look at the swagger. - She's doing acting.
0:12:31 > 0:12:35- I know, I can act.- OK, number four. Get her to stop.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38Ooh, you're going to the headteacher.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41Not massively convincing. Number two?
0:12:41 > 0:12:43What you going to do, number two?
0:12:43 > 0:12:47That's it, Lauren! Give me that book right now!
0:12:47 > 0:12:50LAUGHTER
0:12:50 > 0:12:52- You're getting detention. - Number three?
0:12:52 > 0:12:54Lauren, not only have you ripped your book,
0:12:54 > 0:12:56but you appear to have ripped your trousers.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59- Now, get to the headmaster! - LAUGHTER
0:12:59 > 0:13:01Boom!
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Whoa!
0:13:07 > 0:13:09Bonus gold star for number three.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11They're the worst teachers that outbanter you.
0:13:11 > 0:13:15And finally, keep ripping the book. Number one.
0:13:15 > 0:13:19Lauren, you have no respect for yourself. Leave the class now!
0:13:19 > 0:13:22Oh, no respect for yourself!
0:13:22 > 0:13:24Lauren's gone, she's gone.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26I will come back and play though.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29OK, audience, you've heard the questions,
0:13:29 > 0:13:30you've heard our first impressions,
0:13:30 > 0:13:32but who do you think is the real teacher?
0:13:32 > 0:13:36Please vote now. In one, two, three. Vote away.
0:13:36 > 0:13:40AUDIENCE MEMBERS SHOUT OUT
0:13:42 > 0:13:46Decision time right now. Who's lied and is about to get pied?
0:13:46 > 0:13:49OK, Rohan, it's time to pie the supply.
0:13:49 > 0:13:52- VOICEOVER:- Pie the supply!
0:13:55 > 0:13:58- It's good.- Place it. - It's definitely good.- OK, place it.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02Oh, oh...
0:14:03 > 0:14:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:14:08 > 0:14:12- Pop it down, pop it down. - Deliciously good.
0:14:12 > 0:14:17Cainwen, it is now time for you to pie the supply.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19- VOICEOVER:- Pie the supply!
0:14:19 > 0:14:22OK, Cainwen, nice and gently.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25That cream has not been kept at room temperature.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27It's on you, it's on you.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30Number one, you might want to take your glasses off.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32And you might need a step ladder.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34Oh!
0:14:34 > 0:14:36LAUGHTER Number two.
0:14:38 > 0:14:42- Poor number two. - I feel so bad.- Sit down.
0:14:42 > 0:14:49OK, would the real supply teacher please step forward.
0:14:52 > 0:14:56CHEERING
0:14:59 > 0:15:01Well done. Because you got the correct teacher,
0:15:01 > 0:15:04the gold star goes to Rohan's team.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07APPLAUSE
0:15:09 > 0:15:12Time now for some High School Dropout.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15- VOICEOVER:- High School Dropout!
0:15:15 > 0:15:18Two of our guests are about to quake
0:15:18 > 0:15:20in their Z-list celebrity boots
0:15:20 > 0:15:25on this, The Dog Ate My Homework drop zones.
0:15:29 > 0:15:34Whilst atop their bins, the chosen victims - sorry guests -
0:15:34 > 0:15:38have to answer some fiendish general knowledge questions.
0:15:38 > 0:15:42The first to get three wrong will then be dropped into a bin
0:15:42 > 0:15:45full of the old Dumping Ground cast.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47So that's what happened to them.
0:15:48 > 0:15:54Rohan, you're up first. Please pick your victim - I mean, nominee.
0:15:54 > 0:15:59- Sorry, Jess.- Oh! - Jess. OK, it's Jess.
0:15:59 > 0:16:04- Cainwen?- Er, Lauren. - Oh, I'm not good with heights!
0:16:04 > 0:16:06So, it's Lauren against Jess.
0:16:06 > 0:16:10It's time to take your positions on your drop zones.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13APPLAUSE
0:16:15 > 0:16:17OK, guys. Remember, the first person
0:16:17 > 0:16:20to get three answers wrong is getting dumped.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23Not by text, by button.
0:16:23 > 0:16:26- No! - JESS LAUGHS
0:16:26 > 0:16:30Here we go. Rohan, your team can go first.
0:16:38 > 0:16:39Anyone got any ideas?
0:16:39 > 0:16:43- Feathers are kind of weird, aren't they? They're tickly.- Yeah.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45They come on chickens and chickens are scary.
0:16:45 > 0:16:49So, I think... Mud - no-one's scared of mud.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51- I love mud.- Everyone loves mud.
0:16:51 > 0:16:55My dog rolls about in mud and sometimes something worse.
0:16:55 > 0:17:00- You're team captain.- OK, feathers. - Feathers.- You went with feathers.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02The answer is...
0:17:02 > 0:17:05Feathers. Correct!
0:17:06 > 0:17:07Well done, mate.
0:17:07 > 0:17:13You stay at green, Jess. Over to Lauren Lay-in-a-field.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15OK, Lauren, very easy, this question.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23I mean, who's got time to be doing this?
0:17:23 > 0:17:24No-one's got time.
0:17:24 > 0:17:28That's why you've got to do it fast, if you know what I'm saying.
0:17:33 > 0:17:36OK, I feel like 9 seconds. 7 is just, no.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38No, look. One, two, three, four...
0:17:38 > 0:17:41My own team is, like, in disagreement.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43- This doesn't bode well, guys. - I'm going to go to Lauren.
0:17:43 > 0:17:467.8, or 9.8, Lauren? I'm going to push you for an answer now.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49I'm going to go for the 7.
0:17:49 > 0:17:52- No!- Saima said 9.8.
0:17:52 > 0:17:56- She said 7 was ridiculous. What did you say?- Nothing.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58- She said nothing. - Nothing - great, good.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00- You went with 7.8.- Oh, no.
0:18:00 > 0:18:04You should have listened to Saima. It's 9.8.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07- You go amber, Lauren. - She's on orange.- Oh, no!
0:18:07 > 0:18:08It compliments your jumper
0:18:08 > 0:18:13but it does mean you're closer to the dreaded drop. Over to you, Jess.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26- I'm going to say Crystal Palace. - You think Crystal Palace.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29- I live in Crystal Palace. - Crystal Palace?
0:18:29 > 0:18:33- Let's go with Crystal Palace because that's my home team.- OK, yeah.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35- Crystal Palace.- Let's do it.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38The answer is B, Stoke city.
0:18:38 > 0:18:41- Oh, no!- No!
0:18:41 > 0:18:44- You go to amber, Jess. - I don't like this amber.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46But it makes my stars look nice.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48OK, next question is,
0:18:48 > 0:18:52at the time of the original construction in 1889...
0:18:58 > 0:19:01- I literally don't understand what you've just said.- That's in France.
0:19:05 > 0:19:09- Why didn't I think of counting them when I was there?- Cheers, Saima!
0:19:09 > 0:19:11- I'm sorry.- That's no good now, is it, love?
0:19:11 > 0:19:13- I was seven!- OK.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16What do we think? I'm going to have to push you for an answer.
0:19:16 > 0:19:20- 1,700. Yeah, 1,700.- 1,710?
0:19:20 > 0:19:23I don't know why I'm playing with my jumper like I'm a five-year-old.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25What's going on? This is protection
0:19:25 > 0:19:29- from the fall, like a parachute. - Oh, no.- Yeah, 1,710.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31I can tell you the answer is 1,710 steps.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34- You're correct.- Yes!
0:19:34 > 0:19:39Here we go. CBBC favourites Sam and Mark started their showbiz career
0:19:39 > 0:19:43on the hit talent show Pop Idol in 2003.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45But who finished higher?
0:19:49 > 0:19:52- Good question. - The winner was Michelle McManus.
0:19:52 > 0:19:57- Yes, I remember her.- They finished second and third, respectively.
0:19:57 > 0:20:00Did they finish in order? Cos they're always called Sam and Mark.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02They're never Mark and Sam.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05So, by rights, they should be second place Sam, third place Mark.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07I think Mark, by guess.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10I'm going to go for cutie Sam. What do you think?
0:20:10 > 0:20:12- OK, Cutie Sam. - We've done it with, we've done it.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15We locked that in. You said cutie Sam.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17The answer is Mark.
0:20:17 > 0:20:21- No! - AUDIENCE GROAN
0:20:21 > 0:20:26- He's going to hate me! - If you're watching Mark, hiya.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29- Right, Jess, you're in the red zone. - I can see that.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31OK, Lauren...
0:20:39 > 0:20:43OK, I'm trying to think. I'm 24. Could I be a Prime Minister?
0:20:43 > 0:20:45- I don't think so.- No.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48Don't underdo yourself, Saima. Of course you could.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52- Let's just go with 26. - OK, you went with 26.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54I can tell you the answer was...
0:20:54 > 0:20:57- 24. Incorrect. AUDIENCE MEMBER:- Yes.
0:20:57 > 0:21:02- Lauren goes to the red zone. - Yes? Who said yes?
0:21:02 > 0:21:07William Pitt the Younger was 24 when he became Prime Minister in 1783.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09That's just too young, that.
0:21:09 > 0:21:16OK, Jess, if you get this wrong, you are binned and Lauren is victorious.
0:21:29 > 0:21:33- We think it's live maggots.- Yeah. - What makes you think that?
0:21:33 > 0:21:36Because I've eaten it and my belly's been wriggling all day.
0:21:36 > 0:21:40- It's still going right now.- Yeah. - So, you went live maggots?
0:21:40 > 0:21:43- I think so. I think I've heard of it, yeah.- OK, the answer is...
0:21:43 > 0:21:48- live maggots.- Ooh!- Yes!
0:21:48 > 0:21:50You stay at red.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52I've never been so happy to hear that.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54With the cheese, you have to check to make sure
0:21:54 > 0:21:57the maggots are still alive, otherwise it's unsafe to eat.
0:21:57 > 0:22:02Genuinely true, that. Lauren, which of these colours does not feature...
0:22:06 > 0:22:09Romanian flag. It's a country.
0:22:09 > 0:22:11I thought it had both those colours in it.
0:22:11 > 0:22:14Lauren, any idea? You're in red right now.
0:22:14 > 0:22:15I'm in the red right now.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17If you get this wrong, you're going to get dumped.
0:22:17 > 0:22:20- OK, shall we go for red cos you're on red?- Someone say it for me.
0:22:20 > 0:22:24- Just do it. - You've got to say it, Lauren.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27- Red.- So, you said red. We'll lock that in.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30No, don't lock it in. It makes it too nerve-racking.
0:22:30 > 0:22:31Just do it!
0:22:31 > 0:22:33Argh!
0:22:33 > 0:22:36- LAUGHTER - No! No!
0:22:36 > 0:22:39- OK, Lauren, Lauren...- Yes.
0:22:39 > 0:22:42I asked which colour does NOT feature.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44You said red.
0:22:44 > 0:22:50Now, the answer that I have, written on the card here...
0:22:50 > 0:22:53- Boy, are you dragging it! - Lauren, what is it?
0:22:53 > 0:22:56LAUREN SCREAMS Lauren, what is it?
0:22:56 > 0:22:58LAUGHTER
0:22:58 > 0:23:01- Lauren...- Stop it!
0:23:01 > 0:23:03- The answer is...- No!
0:23:03 > 0:23:06White. You're wrong! LAUGHTER
0:23:06 > 0:23:10I can't look, I can't look, I can't look, I can't look. Just do it!
0:23:10 > 0:23:13Bye, Lauren. Bye.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:23:20 > 0:23:25- Jess is safe, everyone.- Yay! - Right, guys, you've got a choice.
0:23:25 > 0:23:29- The ladder's going to take about ten minutes to source.- Don't you do it!
0:23:29 > 0:23:34AUDIENCE SHOUT OUT
0:23:38 > 0:23:43At the end of that round, the gold star goes to Rohan's team.
0:23:46 > 0:23:50Let's end with some fun at the School Run.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52- VOICEOVER:- The School Run!
0:23:52 > 0:23:54Yes, it's a relay race around the studio,
0:23:54 > 0:23:59the aim being to drop my two little friends here off at school.
0:23:59 > 0:24:02But they're not my only friends. I have other friends.
0:24:02 > 0:24:05- AUDIENCE:- Aw...- I'm so lonely.
0:24:09 > 0:24:13OK, the first team to drop everyone off at school
0:24:13 > 0:24:15and make it home first are the winners.
0:24:15 > 0:24:19- So, teams, let's get these kids to school. Guys, ready to go?- Yes.
0:24:19 > 0:24:22Time starts in three, two, one. Go!
0:24:22 > 0:24:26- Come on, come on, come on! - Go, go, go, go, go!
0:24:26 > 0:24:28Let's go.
0:24:30 > 0:24:34JESS SCREAMS
0:24:36 > 0:24:40It's neck and neck. THEY BOTH SCREAM
0:24:42 > 0:24:45Lauren's spun! Lauren's spun!
0:24:47 > 0:24:51- Get ready, guys. Get ready. - Get ready, I'm coming for you.
0:24:51 > 0:24:54JESS SCREAMS
0:24:54 > 0:24:57Go, go, go, go! Change, change, change, change!
0:24:57 > 0:24:59Go, go, go, go!
0:24:59 > 0:25:01Get in, get in, get in!
0:25:01 > 0:25:03He's off. Go, go, go!
0:25:03 > 0:25:06Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
0:25:11 > 0:25:14Oh, we've got a crash. ROHAN SHRIEKS
0:25:14 > 0:25:18MR SMASH YELLS
0:25:23 > 0:25:26It's rapid with a kid on it.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30Here he comes, here he comes.
0:25:31 > 0:25:34CHEERING
0:25:34 > 0:25:37Go, go, go, go!
0:25:37 > 0:25:38Hurry, hurry, hurry!
0:25:38 > 0:25:41Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry! Hurry!
0:25:41 > 0:25:44Hurry! Go, go, go, go!
0:25:44 > 0:25:48- Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go! - Argh!
0:25:54 > 0:25:57MR SMASH YELLS
0:25:57 > 0:25:59Lauren's off.
0:26:01 > 0:26:02Lauren's off.
0:26:05 > 0:26:09No!
0:26:13 > 0:26:16It's a health and safety nightmare.
0:26:16 > 0:26:20SHOUTING AND CHEERING DROWN OUT SPEECH
0:26:22 > 0:26:24KLAXON
0:26:24 > 0:26:27APPLAUSE
0:26:27 > 0:26:29And at the end of that round,
0:26:29 > 0:26:33the gold star goes to Rohan's team!
0:26:33 > 0:26:36APPLAUSE
0:26:39 > 0:26:43And that's just about it. All we need to do now is add up the stars.
0:26:43 > 0:26:51- AUDIENCE:- Ooh...
0:26:51 > 0:26:53And today's winners are...
0:26:54 > 0:26:57..Rohan's team!
0:26:57 > 0:27:00APPLAUSE
0:27:00 > 0:27:03As for Cainwen's team, not only did the dog eat your homework
0:27:03 > 0:27:05but you have to face detention with Mr Smash.
0:27:05 > 0:27:09It's time for you guys to do the walk of shame.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11- # La, la, la, la, la, la - Losers!
0:27:11 > 0:27:13- # La, la, la, la, la, la - Losers!
0:27:13 > 0:27:15- # La, la, la, la, la, la - Losers!
0:27:15 > 0:27:17- # La, la, la, la, la, la - Losers!
0:27:17 > 0:27:19- # La, la, la, la, la, la - Losers!
0:27:19 > 0:27:21# Losers! #
0:27:21 > 0:27:23So, that's your lot.
0:27:23 > 0:27:26As ever, we probably didn't learn much, but do you know what?
0:27:26 > 0:27:29It was fun trying. See you next time on...
0:27:29 > 0:27:32- AUDIENCE:- The Dog Ate My Homework.
0:27:32 > 0:27:34See ya.
0:27:34 > 0:27:37APPLAUSE
0:27:52 > 0:27:55APPLAUSE DROWNS OUT SPEECH