0:00:03 > 0:00:07MR SMASH GROWLS
0:00:07 > 0:00:09SILENCE
0:00:12 > 0:00:16MR SMASH GROWLS
0:00:16 > 0:00:18SILENCE
0:00:21 > 0:00:23MR SMASH GROWLS
0:00:26 > 0:00:28SCHOOL BELL RINGS
0:00:57 > 0:01:00CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:07 > 0:01:10Oh, hi, there. Thanks for joining us.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13I'm Iain Stirling and welcome to The Dog Ate My Homework,
0:01:13 > 0:01:16where we hope to paint the whole world with laughter.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Maybe not the whole world.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20We'll start with the dog's kennel and we'll take it from there.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22Let's take the register.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24On my right, a girl who, in science class,
0:01:24 > 0:01:27is trying to build a robot TV presenter.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30Thankfully, while you might be able to build artificial intelligence,
0:01:30 > 0:01:34you can't build artificial handsomeness.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36LAUGHTER
0:01:36 > 0:01:39- It's Tilly!- Here, sir.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42And on Tilly's team,
0:01:42 > 0:01:45a comedian who came into showbiz with a pocketful of dreams.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47Well, I say dreams. It was a half-eaten choccy bar
0:01:47 > 0:01:50and a dirty snot rag. It's George Lewis.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52Here, sir.
0:01:52 > 0:01:56Also on Tilly's team, an actress who took the path to glory,
0:01:56 > 0:01:57the road to success,
0:01:57 > 0:02:00and she ended up on a panel show with a six-foot dancing dog.
0:02:00 > 0:02:04I think she might have taken a wrong turn. It's Dominique Moore.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Here, sir.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10To my left, a boy who passed his dance exams
0:02:10 > 0:02:13with what the teachers called a beguiling mix
0:02:13 > 0:02:16of cha-cha-cha, paso doble and quickstep.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19It turns out he just really needed a toilet.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21- It's Josh.- Here, sir.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Nice touch.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27And on Josh's team, a comedian who, at her last gig,
0:02:27 > 0:02:29had them rolling in the aisles. Actually, that was me.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31I dropped a packet of gobstoppers.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34- It's Lou Sanders.- Here, sir.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38Finally but not leastly, on Josh's team,
0:02:38 > 0:02:41a comedian whose second name is Christmas. Yes, Christmas.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43And if you think that's weird,
0:02:43 > 0:02:46you should speak to my mate Derek Pancake Tuesday.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49- It's Jarred Christmas. - Good day, sir.
0:02:49 > 0:02:53Can we please applaud both of the teams?
0:02:53 > 0:02:55APPLAUSE
0:03:01 > 0:03:03Yeah, yeah, I've got my flask of warm milk
0:03:03 > 0:03:06and my scarf and my gloves in case it gets cold, yeah.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08No, I'll tell them if I need the toilet this time.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11I'm not going to wet myself again, I promise.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13OK, love you too, Mum. Bye-bye.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Oh, sorry about that.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17Thankfully, our teams are in this cosy studio.
0:03:17 > 0:03:21All they have to worry about is winning my precious golden stars.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24- AUDIENCE:- Whoo!
0:03:24 > 0:03:26As usual, I'll award bonus stars
0:03:26 > 0:03:28to anyone who knocks it out the comedy park.
0:03:28 > 0:03:32But be warned, any cheek and I'll knock your stars into next week.
0:03:33 > 0:03:37- AUDIENCE:- Ah...- Aye, you can kick up a stink but you know what I think?
0:03:37 > 0:03:41- It's Iain's school, so it's... AUDIENCE:- Iain's rules!
0:03:41 > 0:03:42I'm so warm with this on.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45The teams with the most stars at the end of the show are our winners,
0:03:45 > 0:03:48while the losers face detention with a man so scary
0:03:48 > 0:03:52even Lord Voldemort refuses to say his name.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55Although, apparently, he's a big fan of Pie The Supply.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58It's Mr Smash.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00AUDIENCE BOOS
0:04:00 > 0:04:03SHUTTER CLICKS
0:04:03 > 0:04:05MR SMASH CHUCKLES
0:04:06 > 0:04:09MR SMASH GROWLS
0:04:12 > 0:04:15SHUTTER CLICKS
0:04:17 > 0:04:20DRILLING
0:04:22 > 0:04:26MR SMASH GRUNTS WITH EFFORT
0:04:33 > 0:04:35LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:04:35 > 0:04:38You fell over! You fell over!
0:04:38 > 0:04:42Anyway, guys, let's get on with the show!
0:04:42 > 0:04:44APPLAUSE
0:04:46 > 0:04:50Time to go judgmental with Judge A Book.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52- VOICEOVER:- Judge A Book!
0:04:52 > 0:04:55We'll show our teams a real-life book that was published
0:04:55 > 0:04:58in the real-life actual world - whatever that means -
0:04:58 > 0:04:59with some of the title missing.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02All you guys and girls have got to do is guess
0:05:02 > 0:05:04what the book is actually called.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06So, this is the first book. Have a look at it.
0:05:06 > 0:05:10Here it is. All you have to tell me is what is the title of that book?
0:05:10 > 0:05:12Buzz in if you think you've got an idea.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15- VOICEOVER:- Josh.- Josh's team.
0:05:15 > 0:05:1850 Broken Couches.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20It's a good call.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Oh, we're in the right ballpark, but it's not what I'm after.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24- VOICEOVER:- Tilly. - Yes, Tilly's team.
0:05:24 > 0:05:2650 Affordable Homes.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30- VOICEOVER:- Josh.- Yes, Josh.
0:05:30 > 0:05:3450 Ways To Ruin Your Parents' Chair.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37Chair? Let's have a look.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40"Chairs" is there.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42- So, it's 50 something Chairs. VOICEOVER:- Tilly.- Tilly?
0:05:42 > 0:05:4450 Rubbish Chairs.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46- No, we're getting near. VOICEOVER:- Josh.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48Josh's team?
0:05:48 > 0:05:4950 Sad Chairs.
0:05:49 > 0:05:5250 Sad Chairs is correct!
0:05:52 > 0:05:55APPLAUSE
0:05:57 > 0:06:00Jarred, because you got that right, for a bonus gold star,
0:06:00 > 0:06:03you have 40 seconds to find your twin in the audience.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05One, two, three, go.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08- At the front, at the front. - He's there!- There, there.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11- Right next to the blonde lady. - I can see him straight away.
0:06:11 > 0:06:15Stand up. Bring him down the front.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19APPLAUSE
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Come back. You've got a bonus gold star, mate.
0:06:25 > 0:06:30Next book, please!
0:06:30 > 0:06:31Blank + Blank.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33- VOICEOVER:- Josh.- Josh?
0:06:33 > 0:06:37- Boy + Robot.- Classic.- Ooh!
0:06:37 > 0:06:40This could be a quick round because "Boy" is right.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42- VOICEOVER:- Tilly.- OK, George?
0:06:42 > 0:06:45Ah, I was going to say Pride And Prejudice.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47LAUGHTER
0:06:47 > 0:06:49- VOICEOVER:- Josh.- Josh?
0:06:49 > 0:06:53Boy + His Weird Fridge.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56LAUGHTER
0:06:56 > 0:06:59- I wish it was, but it ain't. VOICEOVER:- Tilly.- Tilly?
0:06:59 > 0:07:02- Boy + Machine?- Oh, we're very... Think similar.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05- Mirror of the word "boy". VOICEOVER:- Josh.- Yes?
0:07:05 > 0:07:08Boy + His Rubbish C-3PO.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10- No. VOICEOVER:- Tilly.- Tilly's team?
0:07:10 > 0:07:15- Boy + Invention?- Sort of. Get it right down. B... VOICEOVER:- Josh.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17- Boy + Rob.- No.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20- VOICEOVER: Tilly. JOSH:- Boy + Toy.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22- Boy + Toy.- Plus Bot.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24Boy + Bot is correct!
0:07:24 > 0:07:27APPLAUSE
0:07:28 > 0:07:31- VOICEOVER:- School Disco!
0:07:31 > 0:07:32School Disco!
0:07:32 > 0:07:34# Everything is changing
0:07:34 > 0:07:37# And I've been here for too long
0:07:37 > 0:07:40# Going through the same things
0:07:40 > 0:07:43# I've been hurting too long Got to move on
0:07:43 > 0:07:48# Say I, I can't do this any more
0:07:48 > 0:07:51# If everything is changing
0:07:51 > 0:07:54# And I know, yeah, you gotta let go
0:07:54 > 0:07:57# Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
0:07:57 > 0:08:00# Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
0:08:00 > 0:08:02# Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh... #
0:08:03 > 0:08:06BELL RINGS
0:08:06 > 0:08:08At the end of that round, the gold star goes to...
0:08:09 > 0:08:13It's a draw. They both get gold stars!
0:08:13 > 0:08:15APPLAUSE
0:08:18 > 0:08:20Fear not, we hadn't forgotten about it.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22It's now time for Pie The Supply.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24- VOICEOVER:- Pie The Supply!
0:08:24 > 0:08:26We're about to meet four cheeky monkeys,
0:08:26 > 0:08:28all claiming to be real PE teachers.
0:08:28 > 0:08:32All our teams have to do is spot the actual cheeky teacher
0:08:32 > 0:08:35and if both teams fail to pie the real one,
0:08:35 > 0:08:39- then there will be consequences. AUDIENCE:- Ooh!
0:08:39 > 0:08:44So, you have been warn-ed. So, let's meet our teachers.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46We have Mr Milne,
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Mr Cassy,
0:08:48 > 0:08:49Ms McGee,
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Mr Ray.
0:08:51 > 0:08:55Tilly's team, first from you, all I need, first impressions.
0:08:55 > 0:09:00- I think it's interesting if you think about their names.- Yeah, OK.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03Some of them are really short, like Mr Milne,
0:09:03 > 0:09:07- Mr...- Ray.- Ray. Mr Gee.
0:09:07 > 0:09:11Mr Ray sounds like he's a mystery.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13LAUGHTER
0:09:13 > 0:09:16Hi, class, I'm Mr Ray. Will I be teaching PE? Who knows?
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Right, Josh's team.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22Number three has gone for the superhero look,
0:09:22 > 0:09:23as in underpants on the outside.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26LAUGHTER
0:09:26 > 0:09:27They are PE teachers.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30You've got your first impressions, but we need some questions.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32We think it might be number two. I reckon, if we ask him...
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Do you know the capital of Iceland?
0:09:34 > 0:09:37- Yeah, the capital of Iceland, please, number two.- Reykjavik.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40- A PE teacher wouldn't know that. - Dominique, anything?
0:09:40 > 0:09:42- I've got a question.- Oh, good.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45What's your favourite sport and can you show us?
0:09:45 > 0:09:47I tell you what, don't tell us what it is.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49Act it out and we'll see if we can guess.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Number three, favourite sport.
0:09:51 > 0:09:52Hockey, field hockey.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55- Sweeping.- Oh, curling.- Curling.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58Curling? Welcome to Scotland!
0:09:58 > 0:10:01Number four, favourite sport? Act it out.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04- Oh!- Dancing.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07No, it's football, I think.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09- Oh, right.- Not dancing, but that was funny, Dominique.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Number one, favourite sport? Act it out.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13- Boxing.- Boxing, I think.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15And finally, number two?
0:10:17 > 0:10:19- Golf.- Bowling?- Cricket!
0:10:19 > 0:10:21You were playing forward then, weren't you?
0:10:21 > 0:10:23What he came in with was a bit of a slow ball,
0:10:23 > 0:10:25wanting to get more of a googly on you,
0:10:25 > 0:10:27bounce over your ball, take out the wicket.
0:10:27 > 0:10:31So, as a batsman, you judge the angle coming in and think,
0:10:31 > 0:10:33"I'm going to step forward and drive this straight to the bowler
0:10:33 > 0:10:35"who won't be expecting that
0:10:35 > 0:10:38"and, hopefully, I can get a four on the long run there."
0:10:38 > 0:10:41- What HE said. - LAUGHTER
0:10:41 > 0:10:43That's a very teacher response.
0:10:43 > 0:10:47Jarred, bonus gold star. Josh's team.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50What does WA stand for in netball?
0:10:50 > 0:10:52WA stand for in netball?
0:10:52 > 0:10:55Women Allowed.
0:10:55 > 0:10:59OK, four, go. WA in netball? PE teacher, you'll know this.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01- Women Allowed?- No!
0:11:01 > 0:11:03- Number three?- Wild Angles?
0:11:03 > 0:11:07- Number two?- Wing Attack.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10OK! And number one?
0:11:10 > 0:11:11Wing Attack.
0:11:11 > 0:11:15LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:11:15 > 0:11:20Number one might as well have gone, "What the PE teacher just said."
0:11:20 > 0:11:25- Any more questions? Josh. - It's a statement.- A statement, wow.
0:11:25 > 0:11:29OK, I was always told that if you can't teach, you teach gym.
0:11:29 > 0:11:33- Number two is looking daggers at you right now.- I'm really confused.
0:11:33 > 0:11:36Number two is going,
0:11:36 > 0:11:40"I don't need to take this level of harassment on my day off."
0:11:40 > 0:11:41That is one way to find out.
0:11:41 > 0:11:45OK, let's ask the audience, who seem like intelligent people.
0:11:45 > 0:11:49Who do you think is the teacher? One, two, three or four?
0:11:49 > 0:11:51Please vote now.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54AUDIENCE MEMBERS SHOUT OUT
0:12:02 > 0:12:06There was a real variety of choices there from the audience.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09Tilly, it's time for you to pie the supply.
0:12:09 > 0:12:13- VOICEOVER:- Pie the supply! - Up you go, Tilly.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15Gently place the pie into the face
0:12:15 > 0:12:19of the person you think is the teacher.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22- Over we go, Tilly.- Go, Tilly. - Go, Tilly.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24Gently, gently, catchy monkey.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33- Well done!- Good work, Tilly.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35Well done, Tilly. You did it.
0:12:36 > 0:12:41OK, Josh, it's time for you to pie the supply.
0:12:41 > 0:12:44- VOICEOVER:- Pie the supply! - Nice and gently.
0:12:44 > 0:12:48Remember, if you get the wrong person, you will face consequences.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51OK, Josh, nice and gently.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54Gently, gently, into the face. Gently!
0:12:54 > 0:12:59- Oh!- That is not what we talked about at all!- No!
0:12:59 > 0:13:02APPLAUSE
0:13:02 > 0:13:04I mean, no-one was expecting that,
0:13:04 > 0:13:06mainly number two, the PE teacher.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08I think he's an actor. I dunno.
0:13:08 > 0:13:13Never in my life has there been quite more obviously a teacher.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16It's 100% number two!
0:13:16 > 0:13:20- They were trying to confuse us. - They were trying to confuse you?
0:13:20 > 0:13:23What, by training for five years to be a PE teacher?
0:13:25 > 0:13:29Would the real supply teacher please step forward?
0:13:30 > 0:13:32Oh!
0:13:32 > 0:13:35LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:13:42 > 0:13:46It is time for the Teacher's Revenge.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48- VOICEOVER:- Teacher's Revenge!
0:13:48 > 0:13:55Both team captains now may get pied in the face by our PE teacher.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58Josh, for your own sake, son, I hope it's not you.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00LAUGHTER
0:14:00 > 0:14:01Here we go.
0:14:01 > 0:14:06- AUDIENCE:- Ooh...
0:14:11 > 0:14:16- Tilly! Up you come, Tilly. - Oh, Tilly!- I'm ready.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19- Go on, Tilly, you can do it. - I've lived a great life.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22LAUGHTER
0:14:22 > 0:14:25- Bonus gold star for Tilly.- Yay!
0:14:25 > 0:14:27- Come on, sir.- Oh! - TEACHER:- This is so wrong.
0:14:27 > 0:14:32Look at that! You're a cruel PE teacher. What are you doing?
0:14:32 > 0:14:36- Can I get him up? - Josh, you come up as well.- Hmm?
0:14:36 > 0:14:39You go up as well.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:14:42 > 0:14:44It's the first ever double pie!
0:14:44 > 0:14:47- DOMINIQUE:- Double pie.- Do one each.
0:14:47 > 0:14:50- JARRED:- I can see him picturing the worst students he's ever had.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52- He's channelling.- You go first.- OK.
0:14:52 > 0:14:56Oh, and a bit to Josh as well. Get Josh as well.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58Ooh...
0:14:58 > 0:15:00LAUGHTER
0:15:00 > 0:15:02On you go.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05APPLAUSE
0:15:05 > 0:15:09That was the teacher's revenge!
0:15:09 > 0:15:11APPLAUSE
0:15:13 > 0:15:17Time to find another High School Dropout.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20- VOICEOVER:- High School Dropout!
0:15:20 > 0:15:23In a moment, two of our brave guests will face this -
0:15:23 > 0:15:26the dreaded Dog Ate My Homework drop zone!
0:15:30 > 0:15:33The chosen guests will stand on their giant bins
0:15:33 > 0:15:35to face fiendish general knowledge questions.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38But beware, the first to get three wrong
0:15:38 > 0:15:41meets a rather smelly end.
0:15:41 > 0:15:42PARP
0:15:42 > 0:15:45LAUGHTER
0:15:45 > 0:15:48Not that smelly! I'm talking about getting binned. Honestly!
0:15:48 > 0:15:52So, Tilly, who do you want to see stood on a bin?
0:15:52 > 0:15:54George.
0:15:54 > 0:15:55Oh.
0:15:55 > 0:15:58OK. And Josh?
0:15:58 > 0:16:01- Jarred.- OK, so it's George against Jarred.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04It's time to take your positions on the drop zone.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07APPLAUSE
0:16:07 > 0:16:11OK, guys, remember the first to get three questions wrong is binned,
0:16:11 > 0:16:14but you can confer with your team.
0:16:14 > 0:16:18So, George, you're up first. The first question is...
0:16:27 > 0:16:29What do you think, Tilly?
0:16:29 > 0:16:32What's your gut telling you? USA or Mexico?
0:16:32 > 0:16:35- I think USA cos it's bigger. - What do you think, George?
0:16:35 > 0:16:37USA or Mexico? What's your gut telling you?
0:16:37 > 0:16:41Well, I saw how Tilly did with the PE teachers.
0:16:41 > 0:16:45- I'll go Mexico. - I can tell you the answer is...
0:16:45 > 0:16:47- Mexico.- Yay!
0:16:48 > 0:16:51- Well done!- Jarred?- Yes.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01The stakes for me are very low
0:17:01 > 0:17:04cos I quite want to see you fall in.
0:17:04 > 0:17:06- I'm going to go Oliver Twist anyway. - OK, you went Oliver Twist.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08I can tell you the correct answer is...
0:17:08 > 0:17:10Oliver Twist.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12No!
0:17:23 > 0:17:29- Any idea, George?- Um... Tilly, what do you think?
0:17:29 > 0:17:32I think lower cos I read a book and you have to make it hands,
0:17:32 > 0:17:35- so I'm going to go lower. - You said 84.
0:17:35 > 0:17:37Are you going to go 84 or are you going to change it to 91?
0:17:37 > 0:17:41- Sorry, Tilly, I'm going 91.- 91? Tilly told you 84 million.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44You changed to 91 million. The answer is...
0:17:44 > 0:17:47- 84 million.- Oh!
0:17:47 > 0:17:51Always trust Tilly. You go to amber, George.
0:17:51 > 0:17:54I think you're going to be using a few more of those toilet rolls
0:17:54 > 0:17:56after you go in there, mate.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59Actually, speaking of using toilet rolls, I need to get my...
0:17:59 > 0:18:01I need to get my...
0:18:01 > 0:18:06- This out. Ooh.- What is it? - The buttons.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11- This is the buttons I'm going to press if you get dropped.- Oh.
0:18:11 > 0:18:14- Jarred?- Yes.- Here we go.
0:18:24 > 0:18:27- Who would go to that? - People with moustaches.- Yeah.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30I wasn't allowed to go. They said I was too hairy.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33So I'm going to go a thousand something.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36- 1,000?- No, 7,000.- 7,000. - World record.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38- Higher or lower? - Higher.- Higher, higher.
0:18:38 > 0:18:41The team think it's 7,000, you said 1,000.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43I'm going to go 7,000. I'm going with the team.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45OK, I can tell you the answer is...
0:18:45 > 0:18:49- 1,131.- Sorry!
0:18:49 > 0:18:52You go to amber, mate. OK, George.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07- Lizard or tarantula? - Team, what do you reckon?- Any ideas?
0:19:07 > 0:19:10- We think lizard.- You think lizard? - Why do you think that, Tilly?
0:19:10 > 0:19:12Just guessing.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15- There you go.- OK. - She got the last one right.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17Are you going to stick with lizard?
0:19:17 > 0:19:20I'm going to trust you, Tilly, and if I hurt myself here,
0:19:20 > 0:19:21it's your fault.
0:19:21 > 0:19:26- OK.- We'll go with lizard.- OK, so, I can tell you the answer is...
0:19:26 > 0:19:28B, tarantula.
0:19:28 > 0:19:29No!
0:19:29 > 0:19:32You're into the danger zone, George!
0:19:32 > 0:19:34- No!- Jarred?- Yes.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37Tunarama, an arts and culture festival,
0:19:37 > 0:19:41and home of the world-famous tuna toss competition,
0:19:41 > 0:19:44is celebrated in which country?
0:19:47 > 0:19:49And before you answer this question, can you please tell me
0:19:49 > 0:19:51where you come from?
0:19:51 > 0:19:53I am from New Zealand
0:19:53 > 0:19:57and I don't think we do that.
0:19:57 > 0:20:00It seems a very Australian thing to do,
0:20:00 > 0:20:03because they're very lonely people, Australians. They've got no friends.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06Why else would they invent a stick that comes back to them?
0:20:06 > 0:20:08LAUGHTER
0:20:08 > 0:20:11There's less to do in New Zealand than Australia, right?
0:20:11 > 0:20:15- But we've got mountains and bungee jumping and stuff.- And orcs.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17And orcs. True story. And what?
0:20:17 > 0:20:19Sheep. More sheep than humans there.
0:20:19 > 0:20:23- That's a true story, mate, that's a true story.- That sounds baa-aad.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25LAUGHTER
0:20:25 > 0:20:29- So, we're going to go with Australia or New Zealand?- Australia.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31OK, I can tell you the answer is...
0:20:31 > 0:20:33indeed Australia.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35No!
0:20:35 > 0:20:37APPLAUSE
0:20:37 > 0:20:39So, George, I think that was a bit unfair.
0:20:39 > 0:20:42That was a question involving his own country,
0:20:42 > 0:20:44so I'll make it easier for you.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46The National Diet is the name...
0:20:55 > 0:20:58The... Er...I don't understand that at all.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00If you get this wrong, you are getting dropped.
0:21:00 > 0:21:04- I've got two blank faces looking right at me.- Don't ask me!
0:21:04 > 0:21:08- Any idea, Dominique?- No.- OK.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10Thanks, guys!
0:21:10 > 0:21:13- Japan or China, mate? - I'm going China.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15OK.
0:21:15 > 0:21:20- Oh...- If this is wrong, you're getting dropped.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23If I press this button...
0:21:23 > 0:21:26The National Diet is the name of parliament in which country?
0:21:26 > 0:21:30You said China. The correct answer,
0:21:30 > 0:21:32written here...
0:21:32 > 0:21:34on this card...
0:21:34 > 0:21:36is...
0:21:36 > 0:21:38Japan! You're wrong!
0:21:41 > 0:21:43LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:21:46 > 0:21:48Which means, at the end of that round,
0:21:48 > 0:21:51the gold star goes to Josh's team!
0:21:54 > 0:21:57- AUDIENCE CHANT:- Drop him! Drop him! Drop him!
0:21:57 > 0:22:00Wait! What is happening here?
0:22:00 > 0:22:04- Drop him! Drop him!- Don't you dare! - Shall I do it?- Yeah!
0:22:06 > 0:22:09APPLAUSE
0:22:14 > 0:22:17Time to get buzzy with Spelling Bees.
0:22:17 > 0:22:20- VOICEOVER:- Spelling Beee-sss.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23Prepare for the most fun you can have with two celebrities,
0:22:23 > 0:22:25some bumblebee costumes and a bungee cord.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27And there's a smidgen of spelling as well.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30Team captains, you're the beekeepers.
0:22:30 > 0:22:33So, Tilly, who's your bee going to be?
0:22:33 > 0:22:36- Dominique.- Yay! - Dominique. Lovely stuff.
0:22:36 > 0:22:40OK, and Josh, who do you want your bee to be?
0:22:40 > 0:22:43- Who's got a sting in their tail?- Me!
0:22:43 > 0:22:46- No, Lou.- Lou!- Yay!- There you go.
0:22:46 > 0:22:52It's Lou against Dominique. Let's get ready to bumble!
0:22:52 > 0:22:55APPLAUSE
0:22:56 > 0:22:59OK, guys, I'll shout out words and our two teams need to grab
0:22:59 > 0:23:04the letters to spell those words. So simple a bee could do it.
0:23:04 > 0:23:08The team who spell the most correct answers at the end are the winners.
0:23:08 > 0:23:11Are you guys ready?
0:23:11 > 0:23:13You'd better bee-lieve it!
0:23:13 > 0:23:15APPLAUSE
0:23:15 > 0:23:18Bonus gold star to Lou for using a pun.
0:23:18 > 0:23:21- Beekeepers, are we ready? BOTH:- Yeah.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23Your time starts when I say the first word,
0:23:23 > 0:23:25and the first word is "smiley". Go!
0:23:25 > 0:23:27KLAXON
0:23:29 > 0:23:31One letter at a time, one letter at a time.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33Come on, Dominique!
0:23:33 > 0:23:35LAUGHTER
0:23:35 > 0:23:37Dominique...
0:23:38 > 0:23:41Get up, Dominique. Get up. I'll help.
0:23:44 > 0:23:47- What letters do I need?- What do you need? What do you need?- M.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49An M. Come on, Dom.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55Go on, Dominique!
0:23:58 > 0:23:59Lou, Lou!
0:24:01 > 0:24:04Come on, come on, Dom! You can do this!
0:24:04 > 0:24:07I've done it! I've done it!
0:24:07 > 0:24:10- You need a Y.- I've done it!
0:24:10 > 0:24:12Y, Y.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15Y, Y. Oh, you've done it!
0:24:15 > 0:24:17"Face". "Face" is next.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19Come on, Dominique.
0:24:19 > 0:24:21Hold my hands.
0:24:33 > 0:24:36Get letters! Get letters!
0:24:44 > 0:24:46- Dominique, you can do this. - Get it, quick!
0:24:46 > 0:24:49- Get it! Lou! - Dominique, you can do this.
0:24:49 > 0:24:51Face, face, face.
0:24:58 > 0:25:00Stay on your square!
0:25:02 > 0:25:05Get some letters, Dominique! Dominique!
0:25:12 > 0:25:15- Are you OK?- I want to go home.
0:25:15 > 0:25:18Time out. Let's ask for time out.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20LAUGHTER
0:25:20 > 0:25:22BELL RINGS
0:25:22 > 0:25:25APPLAUSE
0:25:25 > 0:25:27Stop.
0:25:27 > 0:25:30I really don't want to be a bee any more.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34- Did I play too rough?- No.
0:25:35 > 0:25:39Right, well, let's very quickly... Let's, um...
0:25:43 > 0:25:44Let's find out who won.
0:25:44 > 0:25:47LAUGHTER
0:25:47 > 0:25:52We'll go to George first. George, we were looking for "smiley face".
0:25:52 > 0:25:55George, do you want to read out the word that you spelled?
0:25:55 > 0:25:57Fs.
0:25:58 > 0:26:00And what did you get, Jarred?
0:26:00 > 0:26:04I got "smiley face", with a bonus "R".
0:26:04 > 0:26:06CHEERING
0:26:06 > 0:26:08Which means, at the end of that round,
0:26:08 > 0:26:11the gold star goes to Josh's team!
0:26:11 > 0:26:14APPLAUSE
0:26:16 > 0:26:21That's just about it. All we need to do now is add up the stars.
0:26:21 > 0:26:24- AUDIENCE:- Ooh...
0:26:31 > 0:26:33And the winners are...
0:26:34 > 0:26:37..Josh's team!
0:26:37 > 0:26:39APPLAUSE
0:26:39 > 0:26:41Congratulations, you lot.
0:26:41 > 0:26:44I always knew you'd win, or at least come second.
0:26:44 > 0:26:47As for Tilly's team, not only does the dog eat your homework
0:26:47 > 0:26:49but you have detention with Mr Smash.
0:26:49 > 0:26:53It's time to take the walk of shame.
0:26:53 > 0:26:54- # La-la-la-la-la - Losers
0:26:54 > 0:26:57- # La-la-la-la-la - Losers
0:26:57 > 0:26:59- # La-la-la-la-la - Losers
0:26:59 > 0:27:01- # La-la-la-la-la - Losers
0:27:01 > 0:27:03- # La-la-la-la-la - Losers
0:27:03 > 0:27:04# Losers. #
0:27:04 > 0:27:06So, that's your lot.
0:27:06 > 0:27:09As ever, we probably didn't learn much but it was fun trying.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11See you next time on...
0:27:11 > 0:27:14- AUDIENCE:- The Dog Ate My Homework.
0:27:14 > 0:27:17See ya!
0:27:17 > 0:27:20APPLAUSE