0:01:01 > 0:01:04I'm Iain Stirling and welcome to The Dog Ate My Homework.
0:01:04 > 0:01:09Yes, you're watching ground-breaking television of tomorrow today.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12Unless you're watching it on Catch Up, tomorrow, in which case,
0:01:12 > 0:01:15you're watching yesterday's television today, or if it's...
0:01:15 > 0:01:18A week... Today's...
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Tomorrow's television yesterday...
0:01:20 > 0:01:22Doesn't matter. Let's take the register.
0:01:22 > 0:01:26OK, on my right, a boy whose art teacher asked him to paint
0:01:26 > 0:01:28the school, so if you pass a big pink building with yellow
0:01:28 > 0:01:30polka-dots, you know who to blame.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33- It is Dylan.- Here, Sir!
0:01:34 > 0:01:37And on Dylan's team, the presenter of Officially Amazing,
0:01:37 > 0:01:42who broke the world record yesterday for eating the most mushy peas.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Today, he's breaking something else.
0:01:44 > 0:01:45..wind.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47It's Ben Shires.
0:01:47 > 0:01:48Here, Sir!
0:01:49 > 0:01:51Also on Dylan's team,
0:01:51 > 0:01:54a comedian who hopes she's still telling her favourite jokes
0:01:54 > 0:01:55ten years from now.
0:01:55 > 0:01:59Hopefully by then, she'll have maybe got to the punch line!
0:01:59 > 0:02:01It's Victoria Cook.
0:02:01 > 0:02:02Here, Sir!
0:02:04 > 0:02:08And on my left, a girl whose school is so hi-tech,
0:02:08 > 0:02:12even the PE teachers are developing artificial intelligence.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18Never going to happen. It's Farrah!
0:02:18 > 0:02:20Here, Sir!
0:02:20 > 0:02:21On Farrah's team,
0:02:21 > 0:02:24a lady who always wanted to be an actress, because it's a chance
0:02:24 > 0:02:26to walk in somebody else's shoes.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30That's where my trainers have got to!
0:02:30 > 0:02:33- It's Dominique Moore.- Here, Sir.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36And finally on Farrah's team,
0:02:36 > 0:02:40a comedian whose stage act involves singing in a one-man band.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43I was in a one-man band once, but I had to leave due to musical
0:02:43 > 0:02:44differences.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48It's Gareth Richards!
0:02:48 > 0:02:49Here, Sir!
0:02:50 > 0:02:53Could you please applaud both teams with appropriate levels
0:02:53 > 0:02:54of enthusiasm?
0:03:01 > 0:03:05So, this is my panel show, but how does it work on my panel show,
0:03:05 > 0:03:08the panel show that is mine, belongs to me?
0:03:08 > 0:03:11Well, as usual, our teams are going to battle it out for these,
0:03:11 > 0:03:13my golden stars.
0:03:13 > 0:03:14AUDIENCE OOHS
0:03:16 > 0:03:18So shiny!
0:03:18 > 0:03:21Along the way, I'll award bonus stars to anyone who makes me clap
0:03:21 > 0:03:23like an overexcited sea lion.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26Gold star to anyone that can do an overexcited sea lion.
0:03:26 > 0:03:27THEY BARK LIKE SEA LIONS
0:03:29 > 0:03:30I'm slightly...
0:03:32 > 0:03:34You... Yours sounds like a mouse.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37What... Do yours again, Victoria?
0:03:41 > 0:03:44Congratulations, gold star to Victoria Cook.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49But be warned, if you do anything too weird,
0:03:49 > 0:03:52I can just take those golden stars away.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54AUDIENCE SIGHS
0:03:54 > 0:03:59Hey, I'd be sea LYING to you if I didn't tell you it's Iain's school,
0:03:59 > 0:04:00so it's...
0:04:00 > 0:04:02ALL: Iain's rules!
0:04:02 > 0:04:05The team with the most stars at the end of the show are the winners,
0:04:05 > 0:04:08while the losers face detention with a man so scary,
0:04:08 > 0:04:11even his own hair is hiding from him.
0:04:11 > 0:04:12It's Mr Smash.
0:04:13 > 0:04:14HE GROWLS
0:04:14 > 0:04:16BOOING
0:04:16 > 0:04:20Actually, actually, today, Mr Smash is going to show us a magic trick.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26I know. Take it away, the Great Smash-dini.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Ah-ha!
0:04:30 > 0:04:31OK.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34MR SMASH CHUCKLES
0:04:44 > 0:04:45Oh!
0:04:46 > 0:04:47APPLAUSE
0:04:50 > 0:04:52I mean, that is amaze...
0:04:52 > 0:04:55No-one has any idea how you done that,
0:04:55 > 0:04:58but I don't think the dog's going to be very happy when he sees
0:04:58 > 0:05:01you've shrunk his Best in Show at Crufts trophy.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04In fact, mate, he's coming right now.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06HE WHIMPERS
0:05:08 > 0:05:09CHEERING
0:05:11 > 0:05:12THUNDER CLAPS
0:05:15 > 0:05:16HE GROWLS
0:05:25 > 0:05:26I'm crying!
0:05:28 > 0:05:29HE GROWLS
0:05:31 > 0:05:34Brilliant. Well, wait, let's just get on with the show!
0:05:39 > 0:05:41Time now for Stick To The Point.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Stick To The Point!
0:05:43 > 0:05:46I'll ask questions, and if our teams are too slow repeating an answer,
0:05:46 > 0:05:49or just fill me with sheer befuddlement,
0:05:49 > 0:05:51which looks a little something like this...
0:05:55 > 0:05:57Then I'll put them in the shush position.
0:05:57 > 0:06:01Can I see your shush positions, please?
0:06:01 > 0:06:03OK, but first, I need my stick of pointiness,
0:06:03 > 0:06:06as delivered by Mr Smash.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Thank you, Mr Smash.
0:06:11 > 0:06:12Mr Smash, everyone!
0:06:15 > 0:06:17Oh, it's the best thing I've ever seen.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20OK, this is the alphabet stick,
0:06:20 > 0:06:23so I'll be looking for words that start with the same letter.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26The last team speaking at the end wins.
0:06:26 > 0:06:30- Do you understand this game, Dominique?- Yes.
0:06:30 > 0:06:31I'll take that as an absolute no.
0:06:31 > 0:06:36OK, we're looking for things you might see in an airport.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39The letter they have to begin with is letter S.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42Things you might see in an airport beginning with the letter S.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44- Ben Shires?- Suitcases.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46Lovely stuff. Gareth?
0:06:46 > 0:06:47Sky plane.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53- As opposed to those land planes? - Yes, not a land plane.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55- Or a car?- A plane for the sky.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Sky plane. You can have it.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59- Dylan?- Shoes.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Shoes! There's loads of them.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04Double the shoes to people.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Hey!
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Double the shoes to people. You've got two shoes.
0:07:10 > 0:07:11What is wrong with you?
0:07:13 > 0:07:15- Dominique?- It's sky.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20- Erm...- For the sky planes. - Yes, when you...
0:07:20 > 0:07:22- You know when you're waiting to get on the aeroplane?- Yeah.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24There's always those beautiful, like... No...
0:07:24 > 0:07:26- Skies?- Sky.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29- The windows, they've got those huge windows.- Oh, yeah, windows.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31- I've heard of them. - And you can see the sky.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33That's a lovely story.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35BUZZER Shush position, please.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38- Victoria?- Scanner.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Yeah, very good, actually. Farrah?
0:07:40 > 0:07:41Socks?
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Yeah, there's double the socks to people.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46CHEERING
0:07:47 > 0:07:50Thank you, thank you.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53Erm, I'd like to thank my parents,
0:07:53 > 0:07:55everyone here at BBC Scotland, erm...
0:07:55 > 0:07:59The joke couldn't be done with just me. It's the team around me.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01I'd like to congratulate all the other nominees,
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Victoria's scanner comment,
0:08:03 > 0:08:06not so much Dominique's mention about the sky, it was weird.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Thank you, erm, goodnight. Thank you.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16- Dylan?- Slippers.- Lovely. There's double...
0:08:16 > 0:08:17Doesn't matter.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19Doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22- Farrah?- Sushi.- Yes.
0:08:22 > 0:08:23Dylan?
0:08:23 > 0:08:24BUZZER Shush position, please.
0:08:26 > 0:08:27- Gareth?- Oh!
0:08:29 > 0:08:31BUZZER No, shush position.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34There's only Farrah left, holding out for her team. Victoria?
0:08:34 > 0:08:36Sand.
0:08:36 > 0:08:37Farrah?
0:08:37 > 0:08:42Shush position. Points go to Dylan's team.
0:08:42 > 0:08:43CHEERING
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Next one.
0:08:47 > 0:08:48OK, here we go.
0:08:48 > 0:08:52Things that are really expensive, beginning with the letter D.
0:08:52 > 0:08:53Dominique?
0:08:53 > 0:08:57- Dominique's birthday presents? - Oh, lovely stuff.
0:08:57 > 0:08:58- Dylan?- Diamonds.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Yes, please. Gareth?
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Doors, expensive doors.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05I'll give you that. I'll give you that. Victoria?
0:09:05 > 0:09:08Darth Vader's spaceship.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12- I mean, you could have said Death Star.- Death Star!
0:09:15 > 0:09:16Erm, Gareth?
0:09:16 > 0:09:17Devonshire.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22I'm going to give you a bonus gold star for that. Erm, Dylan?
0:09:22 > 0:09:25- Drums.- Drums are expensive.
0:09:25 > 0:09:26Farrah?
0:09:26 > 0:09:28BUZZER Shush position. Ben?
0:09:28 > 0:09:32Double cream is twice the price of single cream.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36I like that. I'm going to give you a bonus gold star.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38Dominique?
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Diamante...
0:09:40 > 0:09:43..designer accessories.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46- BUZZER No, shush position.- Oh!
0:09:46 > 0:09:48Gareth, it's you on your own.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51Let's hope you can open some expensive doors for your team.
0:09:52 > 0:09:53Victoria?
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Darts made of solid gold.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57Lovely stuff. Gareth?
0:09:57 > 0:09:59Dough!
0:09:59 > 0:10:01Dough, it's another word for money.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03It's... Valuable.
0:10:04 > 0:10:05You can have it. Dylan?
0:10:05 > 0:10:07Designer clothes.
0:10:07 > 0:10:08Gareth?
0:10:08 > 0:10:09THEY CHUCKLE
0:10:09 > 0:10:10- Dollars.- Dollars.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15No, shush position. Points go to Dylan's team!
0:10:17 > 0:10:19BELL RINGS
0:10:19 > 0:10:23And at the end of that round, the gold star goes to...
0:10:24 > 0:10:26..Dylan's team!
0:10:32 > 0:10:35Hi, time now for Tune In.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37Tune In!
0:10:37 > 0:10:39This is a musical round,
0:10:39 > 0:10:43where two members of each team will be given songs to perform using only
0:10:43 > 0:10:47this. All the remaining team members have to do is guess what song
0:10:47 > 0:10:50is being performed on your kazoo.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52So, Dylan, who would you like to kazoo with you?
0:10:52 > 0:10:55- Victoria.- OK, in that case, Dylan and Victoria,
0:10:55 > 0:10:56please make your way to the floor.
0:10:56 > 0:11:00Please welcome to the floor, Dylan and his kazoo partner,
0:11:00 > 0:11:01Victoria Cook.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03HE PLAYS A TUNE
0:11:13 > 0:11:15Dylan, are you.... Are you actually a dancer?
0:11:15 > 0:11:17- Yeah.- Do you actually?- Yeah.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20Do, can you do a cool bit of dancing now?
0:11:20 > 0:11:22Here we go.
0:11:22 > 0:11:23No way!
0:11:23 > 0:11:24CHEERING
0:11:26 > 0:11:27What?!
0:11:33 > 0:11:34Bonus gold star for that.
0:11:36 > 0:11:40- Ben.- Yes?- You have to guess as many songs as you can. Your time starts
0:11:40 > 0:11:42when you flip over your flipper thing, so flip it at will,
0:11:42 > 0:11:45- my friend.- OK, are we ready, guys? - Yeah, go.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47- Use those moves, Dylan. All right.- Go.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49HE PLAYS THE KAZOO
0:11:55 > 0:11:56Oh.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59Have you two been together as a band long?
0:12:03 > 0:12:05Oh, erm... It's... Is it Black Eyed Peas?
0:12:05 > 0:12:08- Yeah.- Tonight's going to be a good night, that one?
0:12:08 > 0:12:11- I've Gotta Feeling. - Yeah, next one.- Yeah!
0:12:11 > 0:12:13THEY PLAY THE KAZOO
0:12:13 > 0:12:16Is it... Is it the tune from the circus?
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Can you sort of bring it to life with action as well?
0:12:21 > 0:12:23HE PLAYS THE KAZOO
0:12:26 > 0:12:28CLAPPING
0:12:36 > 0:12:38HUMMING
0:12:44 > 0:12:46What is it?
0:12:46 > 0:12:48- I don't know.- No!
0:12:48 > 0:12:51All right, move on. Next one, next one.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54A disconnect, what was it? Oh, "Galway Girl," yeah.
0:12:54 > 0:12:55THEY PLAY THE KAZOO
0:12:58 > 0:13:00Oh, I know it!
0:13:00 > 0:13:02- Coronation Street. - What?!
0:13:02 > 0:13:04What?!
0:13:04 > 0:13:10How dare you mention ITV filth on this television show?
0:13:10 > 0:13:13- Erm, it's that London one, innit? EastEnders.- Yeah.
0:13:13 > 0:13:14HE PLAYS THE KAZOO
0:13:21 > 0:13:23BELL RINGS Oh!
0:13:23 > 0:13:26If I told you, Shawn Mendes, you would say to me...?
0:13:26 > 0:13:28Did I go to school with him?
0:13:30 > 0:13:33- Unlucky. Guys, sit back down, OK? - Well done, guys.
0:13:36 > 0:13:39OK, so Farrah, who from your team do you want to join you on the kazoo,
0:13:39 > 0:13:41Gareth or Dominique?
0:13:41 > 0:13:45- Dominique!- Yes!- Yeah, OK.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48Please welcome to the floor, Farrah and her kazoo partner,
0:13:48 > 0:13:50Dominique Moore.
0:13:50 > 0:13:51HE PLAYS THE KAZOO
0:13:53 > 0:13:56School disco!
0:13:56 > 0:13:58School disco!
0:13:58 > 0:14:00MUSIC: Coming Home by Sigma
0:14:16 > 0:14:19OK, Gareth Richards, your time starts when you flip over
0:14:19 > 0:14:23your first flipper thing, so please flip away at your own speed.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25Oh, tune!
0:14:25 > 0:14:26THEY PLAY THE KAZOO
0:14:35 > 0:14:38# ..I'm crazy. You've got my number
0:14:38 > 0:14:39# Call me maybe. #
0:14:39 > 0:14:43- Call me...- Call me.- Yes, Gareth! - Call me!
0:14:45 > 0:14:49By my favourite artist, Carly Rae Jepsen!
0:14:49 > 0:14:51Who's from Canada.
0:14:53 > 0:14:57Hey, hey, it's not all funny. Sometimes, we're learning.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00- Nice one.- OK, I know this one.- Oh.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02THEY PLAY THE KAZOO
0:15:06 > 0:15:08HE HUMS ALONG
0:15:09 > 0:15:10Oh, I know that one.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14- What is it?- Erm...
0:15:14 > 0:15:17- Ed Sheeran.- Yes!- Triangles.
0:15:17 > 0:15:18- The Shape Of You!- Yes!
0:15:20 > 0:15:23Gareth Richards is a bright... Quickly, flip it round!
0:15:23 > 0:15:25THEY PLAY THE KAZOO
0:15:27 > 0:15:31# Young and green, only 17! # Dancing Queen!
0:15:31 > 0:15:32- Yes!- That was perfect!
0:15:34 > 0:15:36THEY PLAY THE KAZOO
0:15:38 > 0:15:39HE HUMS ALONG
0:15:39 > 0:15:42- Harry Potter theme tune.- Yes!
0:15:44 > 0:15:46I mean, if you get this...
0:15:46 > 0:15:49..you can have a gold star and my house.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Oh, my God, what is it?
0:15:52 > 0:15:53SHE PLAYS THE KAZOO
0:15:57 > 0:16:00Take that. Wait, please. Stop, Farrah. Stop, Farrah.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03We're going to change a bit. You can have a gold star,
0:16:03 > 0:16:05my house, my parents' house...
0:16:06 > 0:16:10..you can have this entire building if you get this right.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12Carry on.
0:16:12 > 0:16:13SHE PLAYS THE KAZOO
0:16:18 > 0:16:19HE HUMS ALONG
0:16:19 > 0:16:22# ..don't let go # In the... Symphony! #
0:16:22 > 0:16:24CHEERING
0:16:30 > 0:16:32- Yes!- No, no!
0:16:32 > 0:16:35I'm rich! I'm rich!
0:16:37 > 0:16:38How...?
0:16:38 > 0:16:40How have you heard of that?
0:16:40 > 0:16:43My finger, mate, is on the pulse.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46- Right, carry on, we're losing time! - Pop music.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48BELL RINGS
0:16:49 > 0:16:50CHEERING
0:16:54 > 0:16:56And at the end of that round,
0:16:56 > 0:17:00the gold star and my life savings goes to Farrah's team!
0:17:01 > 0:17:03We did it!
0:17:08 > 0:17:13Now time for the greatest thing to happen to television since me.
0:17:13 > 0:17:14It's Pie The Supply.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17Pie The Supply!
0:17:17 > 0:17:20We're about to meet four crafty characters, all claiming to be real
0:17:20 > 0:17:23teachers, but only one actually lives the dream
0:17:23 > 0:17:26and needs splatting with cream.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29However, if both teams fail to identify the real teacher,
0:17:29 > 0:17:31then there will be a penalty!
0:17:31 > 0:17:33AUDIENCE OOHS
0:17:34 > 0:17:36Going "Oooh!" people, I like it.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38Let's meet our teachers.
0:17:38 > 0:17:41We have Ms Miller...
0:17:41 > 0:17:42..Ms Ali...
0:17:42 > 0:17:45..Mr Wiley...
0:17:45 > 0:17:47..Mrs Morrison.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49So, Dylan's team, look at these guys.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51One of them is a biology teacher.
0:17:51 > 0:17:54They must know something about biology, or being a teacher,
0:17:54 > 0:17:56or anything. Ask them questions. Victoria?
0:17:56 > 0:17:59Well, what I've always wondered is have you ever seen the film
0:17:59 > 0:18:01- Jurassic Park?- Yeah.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03They made a dinosaur out of a fly.
0:18:04 > 0:18:09Can you explain the biology behind that?
0:18:09 > 0:18:10That's to number one.
0:18:10 > 0:18:16- Number one, please explain the documentary Jurassic Park.- Yes.
0:18:16 > 0:18:21Well, it's all about DNA, which is deoxyribonucleic acid.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23AUDIENCE GASPS
0:18:23 > 0:18:26Bonus gold star to number one.
0:18:27 > 0:18:31I mean, you have just definitely got yourself pied in the face.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33Any more questions, Dylan's team? Dylan, maybe...
0:18:33 > 0:18:35You're at school, mate!
0:18:35 > 0:18:37- I have a question for all of you.- OK.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39A child is being naughty.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41What is your face to tell him off without saying anything?
0:18:41 > 0:18:43- Oh, that's a great question, Dylan. - Number four first.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46We'll do number one first, number one. One, two, three, go.
0:18:52 > 0:18:53That's just went...
0:18:53 > 0:18:54"I'm happy...
0:18:55 > 0:18:56..I'm angry."
0:18:58 > 0:19:01OK, number two, do your angry face.
0:19:03 > 0:19:06Number two just looks like she caught number three's smell.
0:19:08 > 0:19:12OK, number three, do your angry face into camera three. One, two, three.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14ALL: Oooh!
0:19:14 > 0:19:17Not like this, I'm a regular teacher. Like this...
0:19:17 > 0:19:18..catwalk model.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23OK, and finally, number four, do your angry face, one, two, three.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28Sadly, number four's got to leave the studio because she's just
0:19:28 > 0:19:29wet herself. OK!
0:19:31 > 0:19:33- I've got a question.- Yes?
0:19:33 > 0:19:38Can you just go through the basics of biology, one at a time?
0:19:41 > 0:19:44We'll all name a core principle from biology.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46We'll start with number two.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48Looking at the function of the body and how...
0:19:48 > 0:19:51Looking at the function of the body.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53Yup, that's a fart. Next one.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57See, it's fun! Biology's fun, Dominique.
0:19:57 > 0:20:00You missed out at school. Number four?
0:20:00 > 0:20:02Some animals have fur?
0:20:02 > 0:20:04LAUGHTER
0:20:04 > 0:20:07Some animals are covered in fur.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09There you go. Number four, congratulations,
0:20:09 > 0:20:12you are no longer getting pied in the face.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14Number one, a core principle of biology?
0:20:14 > 0:20:18Everything in the living world from the beginning to the end...
0:20:18 > 0:20:20..or to where we are now.
0:20:20 > 0:20:23You're living, all the way until your inevitable demise.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29Some animals have fur, then they die.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33I can't breathe!
0:20:33 > 0:20:37And finally, number three, a core principle of biology is...?
0:20:37 > 0:20:39As number one previously said, it's all about DNA.
0:20:40 > 0:20:43- I have a question for three. - OK, a question for three.
0:20:43 > 0:20:45- What does DNA stand for?- Oh!
0:20:47 > 0:20:48Don't know answer?
0:20:48 > 0:20:50LAUGHTER
0:20:50 > 0:20:52Very good. Very good, actually.
0:20:52 > 0:20:56Very good, actually, number three, very good, actually.
0:20:56 > 0:20:57OK, I'm not going to lie to you, everyone,
0:20:57 > 0:21:01but this is one of the easier ones we've had.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04Audience, who do you think could be the teacher?
0:21:04 > 0:21:06I, I can't for the life of me tell.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09On the count of three, please vote. One, two, three, vote!
0:21:09 > 0:21:10YELLING
0:21:20 > 0:21:23I love the handful of people that voted for three.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25You're all heroes to me.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28Dylan, it is now time to find out who's lying.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30It's time for you to Pie The Supply.
0:21:30 > 0:21:33Pie The Supply.
0:21:33 > 0:21:37Just nice and gently place that pie into the face of the person
0:21:37 > 0:21:39you think is the teacher.
0:21:39 > 0:21:40AUDIENCE GROANS
0:21:40 > 0:21:41Place that pie.
0:21:49 > 0:21:50Sit back down, Dylan!
0:21:54 > 0:21:58I mean, no-one saw that coming, least of all number two.
0:21:59 > 0:22:02Farrah, you're up next. It's your turn to Pie The Supply.
0:22:02 > 0:22:06Pie The Supply.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08OK, Farrah, like I said,
0:22:08 > 0:22:14gently place the pie in the face of the person you think is the teacher.
0:22:14 > 0:22:15I'm so sorry!
0:22:20 > 0:22:23- I'm so sorry!- Come back down. Come back down. Come down!
0:22:23 > 0:22:25FARRAH LAUGHS
0:22:25 > 0:22:27I felt awful!
0:22:27 > 0:22:30Like a Beatrix Potter novel.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32"Oh, Wendy, I must pie one in the face!"
0:22:32 > 0:22:33Plop!
0:22:35 > 0:22:38OK, let's find out if you've pied the right teacher.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40Don't forget, if you're wrong,
0:22:40 > 0:22:42one of you is getting a pie in the face yourself.
0:22:42 > 0:22:46Would the real supply teacher please step forward?
0:22:49 > 0:22:50No way!
0:22:53 > 0:22:54What?
0:22:57 > 0:22:59I'm so sorry.
0:22:59 > 0:23:02- Oh, no!- Oh, no!
0:23:02 > 0:23:04Who's going to get pied in the face?
0:23:04 > 0:23:06Farrah or Dylan?
0:23:06 > 0:23:09Let's spin the wheel of revenge.
0:23:12 > 0:23:13Here we go.
0:23:18 > 0:23:19AUDIENCE GROANS
0:23:20 > 0:23:22Right, Dylan, up you get.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24It's time for the Teacher's Revenge!
0:23:26 > 0:23:28Number four, up you come.
0:23:29 > 0:23:32Remember, gently place the pie into the face of the child.
0:23:34 > 0:23:37- Oh!- Stay strong. - Go get him.- Go, Dylan!
0:23:38 > 0:23:40Yay!
0:23:42 > 0:23:44That was the Teacher's Revenge!
0:23:49 > 0:23:52Tricycles at the ready. It's time for the School Run.
0:23:52 > 0:23:55The School Run!
0:23:55 > 0:23:58This is a very simple relay race around the studios,
0:23:58 > 0:24:02the aim being to drop these little monkeys off at school.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04"Wow, Iain, you're my hero!"
0:24:04 > 0:24:05I know.
0:24:05 > 0:24:10So, teams, if you can stop fooling, these kids need schooling.
0:24:10 > 0:24:13OK, guys, the first team to make it round, drop everyone off at school,
0:24:13 > 0:24:16and get back here first are the winners.
0:24:16 > 0:24:19Your time starts in three, two, one, go!
0:24:19 > 0:24:20BUZZER
0:24:21 > 0:24:23THEY CHEER
0:24:33 > 0:24:34Go over the hump.
0:24:40 > 0:24:43Dump! Get in school!
0:24:43 > 0:24:45There we go. The kid has been dropped off.
0:24:47 > 0:24:48Where's Dominique?
0:24:49 > 0:24:51What is Dominique doing?
0:24:54 > 0:24:56Quick, get another one, get another one.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58You might need to go get Dominique.
0:24:58 > 0:25:00Go, go, go, go. Go, go, go, go.
0:25:02 > 0:25:03Where's Dominique?
0:25:03 > 0:25:07- Hurry up!- I don't like going fast!
0:25:07 > 0:25:08THEY SHOUT
0:25:10 > 0:25:11Hurry up!
0:25:11 > 0:25:13I don't want to fly over.
0:25:13 > 0:25:14No, not too fast!
0:25:17 > 0:25:19Not too fast!
0:25:19 > 0:25:22Get back! Get back!
0:25:22 > 0:25:27Go, go, go, go!
0:25:27 > 0:25:28Not too fast!
0:25:30 > 0:25:32CHEERING
0:25:35 > 0:25:38High-five, mate. Go, go, go.
0:25:38 > 0:25:42Go, go, go, go.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48YELLING
0:25:50 > 0:25:52Get in, get in. Get in, get in, get in.
0:25:52 > 0:25:54Get in, get in, get in.
0:25:54 > 0:25:56Go, go, go, go, go.
0:25:56 > 0:25:57IAIN SCREAMS
0:26:11 > 0:26:12He's spun out!
0:26:13 > 0:26:15Yeah!
0:26:15 > 0:26:16BUZZER
0:26:16 > 0:26:21At the end of the round, the winners is Dylan's team!
0:26:26 > 0:26:27And that's just about it.
0:26:27 > 0:26:31All I need to do now is add up the stars.
0:26:31 > 0:26:32AUDIENCE OOHS
0:26:39 > 0:26:41And the winners are...
0:26:42 > 0:26:44..Dylan's team!
0:26:46 > 0:26:48Congratulations, you lot.
0:26:48 > 0:26:51You are officially the brainiest people behind the desk.
0:26:51 > 0:26:55As for Farrah's team, not only does the dog eat your homework,
0:26:55 > 0:26:57you get detention with Mr Smash today.
0:26:57 > 0:27:00He's dressed in one of our spelling bees outfits.
0:27:00 > 0:27:02Nice look, Smash.
0:27:02 > 0:27:04HE GROWLS
0:27:04 > 0:27:07Time to take The Walk Of Shame.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11ALL: Losers!
0:27:11 > 0:27:13ALL: Losers!
0:27:13 > 0:27:15ALL: Losers!
0:27:15 > 0:27:17ALL: Losers!
0:27:17 > 0:27:18ALL: Losers!
0:27:18 > 0:27:20ALL: Losers!
0:27:20 > 0:27:21So, that's your lot.
0:27:21 > 0:27:23As ever, we probably didn't learn much, but you know what?
0:27:23 > 0:27:25It was fun trying.
0:27:25 > 0:27:26See you next time on...
0:27:26 > 0:27:30ALL: The Dog Ate My Homework!
0:27:30 > 0:27:32Sees ya!