0:00:02 > 0:00:04- You are a lucky girl, ain't ya?- Yeah. - It's time you two were going!
0:00:04 > 0:00:07- We haven't been here long. - Family comes first.
0:00:07 > 0:00:09It's worse when his mates are around.
0:00:09 > 0:00:11All shouting and yelling and driving their cars.
0:00:11 > 0:00:13Doesn't your mum stop them?
0:00:13 > 0:00:14She is too scared.
0:00:14 > 0:00:16Your mum is scared of him?
0:00:16 > 0:00:18Jody is doing so well that I don't want to disrupt her.
0:00:18 > 0:00:20It's good to have occasional contact...
0:00:20 > 0:00:22She lives here now with her real family
0:00:22 > 0:00:25and we don't want her mixing with the care kids any more.
0:00:27 > 0:00:29Haven't you punished her enough yet?
0:00:29 > 0:00:31She's still got to learn, we've got to be able to trust her.
0:00:31 > 0:00:33OK, Kingsley, but don't lock me in.
0:00:33 > 0:00:35You can come out when you learn some respect.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37Kingsley, Kingsley!
0:00:40 > 0:00:42Jody?
0:00:42 > 0:00:43Carmen.
0:00:43 > 0:00:45What has happened to your room?
0:00:45 > 0:00:49I am not allowed to see you any more, if Kingsley knew you were here...
0:00:49 > 0:00:50He wouldn't do anything.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52If you breathe a word of this to the law,
0:00:52 > 0:00:55the social or any of your mates down at the kid's home and she gets it.
0:00:55 > 0:00:56Do you understand?
0:01:17 > 0:01:20Hey, you lot, come and give me a hand with this, will you?
0:01:20 > 0:01:23Get these bags into the house. Come on, give me a hand.
0:01:26 > 0:01:27Denise, good morning. What can we do?
0:01:27 > 0:01:29- Have they asked her?- Sorry?
0:01:29 > 0:01:32The cops. They've asked me and Luke to give statements.
0:01:32 > 0:01:33Have they asked Jody, too?
0:01:33 > 0:01:36I haven't had a chance to talk to her yet, OK?
0:01:36 > 0:01:37- Well, let's go in.- No...
0:01:37 > 0:01:40Denise, it doesn't matter if you and Luke aren't doing it.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42I still have to discuss it with Jody.
0:01:42 > 0:01:43There's nothing to discuss!
0:01:43 > 0:01:46Denise, I'm sorry, I have had a formal request from the police.
0:01:46 > 0:01:47I have to talk to her.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50I'm her mother! Don't I get a say in it?
0:01:56 > 0:01:58You ready?
0:01:58 > 0:02:01Jody? I thought you wanted to come to the hairdressers?
0:02:02 > 0:02:05She's been like that since she found it in the junk room.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07And it's the third time she's read it.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14- Jody!- What?
0:02:14 > 0:02:16Look. I've seriously got to go, or I'll be late.
0:02:16 > 0:02:20I'm nearly ready. Just let me finish this bit about Humpty Dumpty.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22Humpty Dumpty's for babies.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24He might be in the nursery rhyme but he's not
0:02:24 > 0:02:25when he meets Alice in here.
0:02:25 > 0:02:29I love the Queen of Hearts, she's so grouchy.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32No, the Mad Hatter's way better, cos he's just so bonkers.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34- You can't stop me talking to her! - Wait!
0:02:34 > 0:02:37- Jody?- Mum?- Denise.- Jody?
0:02:37 > 0:02:38- Mum?- Jody! Listen.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41He's going to ask you something and you're not to do it. You hear me.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44- Do what? What's going on?- Let's talk about this in the office, shall we?
0:02:44 > 0:02:46- She is not doing it! - Mum, what's happening?
0:02:46 > 0:02:48Go, please. Go!
0:02:48 > 0:02:53So the police want me to give a witness statement against Kingsley?
0:02:53 > 0:02:54Crazy, right?
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Let her decide, Denise, please.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58There's nothing to decide!
0:02:59 > 0:03:02Why didn't you tell me about this?
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Your Liaison Officer only called me last night.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07I was going to discuss it with you this morning.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09What's he done this time?
0:03:09 > 0:03:13Just breaking and entering. And handling stolen goods.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16It's from when you were living at home.
0:03:16 > 0:03:17Doesn't mean she saw nothing.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23So what's going on then?
0:03:23 > 0:03:25- Has Kingsley been nicked again? - Your mum's in a right state.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27It's complicated.
0:03:32 > 0:03:33Hi.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Who are you?
0:03:35 > 0:03:38May-Li. What can I do for you?
0:03:38 > 0:03:39Where's Mike and Gina?
0:03:39 > 0:03:44Well, Mike's in the office. And Gina doesn't work here any more.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46- Your turn. - Oh, sorry. Jody's brother.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51Not that one. I'm Luke.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56If you want to know more about what's involved,
0:03:56 > 0:03:59we can get a policewoman to come and have a chat.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01You don't need to chat with no policewoman, do you, love?
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Let her think about it.
0:04:03 > 0:04:04The police are very sensitive...
0:04:04 > 0:04:07It isn't the police I'm worried about!
0:04:07 > 0:04:09They won't put any pressure on you.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12And I hoping your family will do the same thing.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15KNOCK AT THE DOOR
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Oh, you took your time. Tell her.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19He's ain't doing it, either.
0:04:19 > 0:04:20Is that true?
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Imagine what'd happen if you're a witness,
0:04:22 > 0:04:25the case goes to court and Kingsley gets off?
0:04:26 > 0:04:28He would make our lives misery.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30You know what he'd do to you for snitching?
0:04:30 > 0:04:32- I can't do it, Mike. - That's my girl.
0:04:32 > 0:04:36Hang on. What if Kingsley's found guilty?
0:04:36 > 0:04:38He can't do anything to you in prison.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40Does that mean I could I go home?
0:04:40 > 0:04:42I would work my hardest to try and make that happen.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45But as you know, I can't make any promises.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47It's too big a risk.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Don't you want me back, Mum?
0:04:50 > 0:04:51Course I do, darling!
0:04:51 > 0:04:54It's just there's no guarantees Kingsley'll go down.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56And we don't snitch.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59Don't think of it as snitching. Think of it as...
0:04:59 > 0:05:03as, er...freedom for your mum, for Luke, for you.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06Except you don't know that's how it's going to go.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09No. No-one knows how it's going to go.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12So why doesn't everyone back off and give Jody the space
0:05:12 > 0:05:14to make up her own mind?
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Don't do it, Jodes.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26Hey. Hey. Wait there.
0:05:26 > 0:05:27Don't forget this.
0:05:30 > 0:05:34Alice in Wonderland looks like it could do with some TLC, eh?
0:05:34 > 0:05:36The same goes for you.
0:05:36 > 0:05:37I'm here if you need me.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15SHE SNIFFS
0:06:28 > 0:06:33Oh, my paws and whiskers! I'm going to be late.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05Wait! Where am I?
0:07:05 > 0:07:08Buy a map. I haven't got time to give directions!
0:08:48 > 0:08:50BEES BUZZ AND BIRDS CHIRP
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Drink me.
0:09:19 > 0:09:20Drink me!
0:10:33 > 0:10:38'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
0:10:38 > 0:10:41All mimsy were the borogroves, And the mome raths outgrabe.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43The Queen of Hearts!
0:10:46 > 0:10:47Kingsley!
0:10:59 > 0:11:01If it pleases, Your Majesty...
0:11:01 > 0:11:03It doesn't, I'm busy.
0:11:03 > 0:11:08His Majesty sent me, to cast your royal eye over the invitations.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11Invitations?! Why didn't you say?
0:11:27 > 0:11:29Snitch and you'll be sorry.
0:11:37 > 0:11:38Who's taken my tarts?
0:11:41 > 0:11:42Off with his head!
0:11:46 > 0:11:48Who's that? Come back with my tarts!
0:11:54 > 0:11:57STATUE BREATHES
0:12:05 > 0:12:07THUNDER PEALS
0:12:19 > 0:12:20It is polite to say hello.
0:12:20 > 0:12:24First the White Rabbit, then the Queen of Hearts and now you.
0:12:24 > 0:12:25And now I what?
0:12:25 > 0:12:27You're just as grumpy as in the book.
0:12:27 > 0:12:28Great to meet you, Caterpillar!
0:12:28 > 0:12:31Indeed. And who are you?
0:12:31 > 0:12:33I'm Jody.
0:12:33 > 0:12:36And yet I am none the wiser.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38Shame. I was hoping to ask you why I'm here.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41- You already know. - I wouldn't ask if I already knew.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43Don't snap at me.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45I may be fictional, but I do have feelings.
0:12:45 > 0:12:46Sorry.
0:12:47 > 0:12:50I thought this was like my dream, where I could say what I liked
0:12:50 > 0:12:51and it didn't matter.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55Ouch!
0:12:55 > 0:12:58You are already awake. And what you say matters.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01Sorry.
0:13:01 > 0:13:02What are you doing?
0:13:03 > 0:13:07Preparing for the future. I would advise you to do the same.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09I'm only young! I don't need to think about all that yet.
0:13:09 > 0:13:15A pebble dropped in a pool sends ripples further than you think.
0:13:15 > 0:13:16I've not heard that one.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18I know the one about the raven and the...
0:13:18 > 0:13:21Think! About what brought you here.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24Then decide what you want to do about it.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27How can I do that when I don't know?!
0:13:27 > 0:13:30Who...are...you?
0:13:30 > 0:13:31I told you - I'm Jody.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33Yes, that's now.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35But what kind of Jody are you going to be?
0:13:35 > 0:13:37How do I know?
0:13:37 > 0:13:42Because you're the only one who can. Have faith in yourself.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45Then decide who you want to be.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50# You are old, Mother William... #
0:13:50 > 0:13:53Wait... Shouldn't that be Father William?
0:13:53 > 0:13:56Shouldn't you be listening, instead of interrupting?
0:13:56 > 0:13:57Sorry.
0:13:59 > 0:14:03# You are old Mother William, the young man said
0:14:06 > 0:14:10# And your hair's going to get very white
0:14:10 > 0:14:15# Unless we stand up to Kingsley Maybe show him the door
0:14:15 > 0:14:18# He's a bully Bark's worse than his bite
0:14:19 > 0:14:23# I so used to love him yet with each day it dies
0:14:23 > 0:14:26# Cos his thieving's the cause of such pain
0:14:26 > 0:14:29# And his threats make me fearful for all of our lives
0:14:29 > 0:14:31# So I lie for him, time and again
0:14:33 > 0:14:35# 'Twas brillig and the slithy toves
0:14:35 > 0:14:37# Did gyre and gimble in the wabe
0:14:37 > 0:14:40# All mimsy were the borogroves And the mome raths outgrabe
0:14:49 > 0:14:53# Are we wrong? Should we rethink and quit being weak?
0:14:53 > 0:14:56# Is our loyalty totally misplaced?
0:14:56 > 0:14:58# Should we stop being bullied?
0:14:58 > 0:15:02# As a group, we should speak, change our home to a happier place?
0:15:09 > 0:15:10# I know what I'm doing
0:15:10 > 0:15:12# Enough is enough
0:15:12 > 0:15:16# I'm your mother Don't make me despair
0:15:16 > 0:15:19# My head aches, stop talking Or your ears I'll cuff
0:15:19 > 0:15:24# Yes, be off... or I'll lock you upstairs! #
0:15:30 > 0:15:32Why did you change the words?
0:15:32 > 0:15:35I sang the song I know. You heard it as you chose.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38Are you saying you didn't put Mum and Luke in it?
0:15:38 > 0:15:42How could I put them in, when I don't know who they are?
0:15:42 > 0:15:43I don't believe you!
0:15:43 > 0:15:47You don't believe anyone. Including yourself.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50What's that supposed to mean?
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Trust your instincts.
0:15:52 > 0:15:56If you heard something in my song, what was it trying to tell you?
0:15:56 > 0:15:58I don't know.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00Then I suggest you go and find out.
0:16:00 > 0:16:01Good day.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05It is polite to say goodbye.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28FROG CROAKS
0:16:34 > 0:16:37HE CROAKS
0:16:38 > 0:16:42From the most royal of all Red Majesties...
0:16:42 > 0:16:44God save the Queen.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46..comes an invitation...
0:16:46 > 0:16:48for the Duchess to play croquet.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53- Thank you. - JODY LAUGHS
0:16:53 > 0:16:55Sorry, I didn't mean to laugh!
0:16:58 > 0:17:00You can't undo things you didn't mean to do, once they're done.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02All right, but I did say I was sorry.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04- That's enough pepper! - How do you know?
0:17:04 > 0:17:06Because I'm watching you.
0:17:06 > 0:17:09- Doesn't mean you know what it tastes like.- I can guess.
0:17:09 > 0:17:10That has to be the Duchess.
0:17:10 > 0:17:14You've heard about her fights with the cook then? Never stops.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16Would you like to meet her?
0:17:16 > 0:17:19I won't announce you - she'd never hear us over this racket.
0:17:25 > 0:17:28Actually, I think I'll leave it.
0:17:28 > 0:17:31Oh. I thought you'd be more curious than that.
0:17:31 > 0:17:32Curious?
0:17:34 > 0:17:36About what?
0:17:36 > 0:17:37HE CROAKS
0:17:37 > 0:17:38Everything.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01Come in, come in, you're letting the heat out!
0:18:01 > 0:18:03Sorry. Shall I shut the window?
0:18:03 > 0:18:05Stupid girl.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08That's how you get rid of the pepper, not the heat!
0:18:08 > 0:18:11For the last time, no more pepper!
0:18:11 > 0:18:13I'm the cook, I decide.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15I'm eating it, I decide.
0:18:17 > 0:18:18You crazy...
0:18:18 > 0:18:20Ha-ha, you missed.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24Shouldn't that be a baby?
0:18:24 > 0:18:25- You're looking at it.- No.
0:18:25 > 0:18:29It's a baby until Alice takes it outside, then it's a pig.
0:18:29 > 0:18:32How dare you! My pig is a baby.
0:18:32 > 0:18:33Yes, but in the book it says...
0:18:33 > 0:18:34What book?
0:18:41 > 0:18:43A very good day to you.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46The Cheshire Cat, I was hoping I'd get to meet you!
0:18:46 > 0:18:51Don't encourage him. He's impudent enough as it is.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54Wretched thing thinks it funny that the cook's trying to poison us.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56I am not trying to poison you. It just needs more...
0:18:58 > 0:18:59..pepper!
0:18:59 > 0:19:02If you put any more pepper in that, I'm going to grind you up
0:19:02 > 0:19:04and I'm going to put you in! What's she doing?
0:19:09 > 0:19:11Missed...
0:19:17 > 0:19:19Ha-ha! Missed me!
0:19:19 > 0:19:21And again! Missed me!
0:19:21 > 0:19:22Missed me!
0:19:25 > 0:19:28Stop! Stop! You're not meant to steal the pig!
0:19:28 > 0:19:30Who stole the pig? Who stole my pig?
0:19:30 > 0:19:31I don't know.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34You just stood by and watched someone steal my baby.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36- It's a pig! - It's a baby pig! Get it.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38Can't you get the Queen's Guards?
0:19:38 > 0:19:41Yes, to arrest you, if you don't get me my baby back!
0:19:47 > 0:19:49- Oh!- Thanks.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53You didn't enjoy meeting the Duchess then?
0:19:53 > 0:19:56No. It's not my fault her rotten pig got nicked.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58You could have stopped him.
0:19:58 > 0:20:01Why didn't you? You must have seen him come out.
0:20:01 > 0:20:04I didn't know it was stolen. I didn't witness it.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08Why do I have to find it? It's so unfair!
0:20:08 > 0:20:10- So is the Duchess losing her baby. - It's a pig.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13Doesn't matter what it's called. It's still been stolen.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17I don't know how to find it.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20Already giving up when you haven't even started?
0:20:20 > 0:20:22Where's your fighting spirit, huh?
0:20:46 > 0:20:48FROG CROAKS
0:21:08 > 0:21:11DUCK QUACKS
0:21:28 > 0:21:31BIRDS SQUAWK
0:21:34 > 0:21:35Let the Caucus Race begin.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39You weren't listening.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41Sorry! What were you saying?
0:21:41 > 0:21:44She was going to say we're having a Caucus Race to get dry.
0:21:44 > 0:21:48I can't remember what it says in the book. What are the rules?
0:21:48 > 0:21:50You don't need a rule book.
0:21:50 > 0:21:55You just need to know the one simple rule - that is to keep running, OK?
0:21:55 > 0:21:56OK.
0:21:58 > 0:22:00OK, everyone ready?
0:22:00 > 0:22:03BIRDS SQUAWK
0:22:04 > 0:22:05And... Go!
0:22:27 > 0:22:28Stop!
0:22:30 > 0:22:32I can't keep running like this in circles.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34Then why don't you kindly decide who's won?
0:22:34 > 0:22:36Um...
0:22:41 > 0:22:44She should give everyone a prize for our efforts.
0:22:44 > 0:22:45I know in the book you all get sweets
0:22:45 > 0:22:49but they make your beaks stick together, but I don't have any...
0:22:50 > 0:22:51Oh...
0:22:53 > 0:22:58Here you go. A reward for all your great efforts.
0:23:00 > 0:23:01You should get a prize, too.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04- I don't need a prize. - Indeed you do.
0:23:04 > 0:23:08What else do you have in your pockets?
0:23:08 > 0:23:12Um... Just a photo and some sticky tape.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14A photo of my brother.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28I don't want it!
0:23:28 > 0:23:32It's family, you can't throw it away.
0:23:32 > 0:23:35You don't know my family so keep your beaks out!
0:23:50 > 0:23:53'Stop! Stop! I can't keep running like this in circles.'
0:23:58 > 0:24:03'A pebble dropped in a pool sends ripples further than you think.'
0:24:16 > 0:24:19Kingsley? Gimme that pig!
0:25:01 > 0:25:02Aargh! Get off!
0:25:05 > 0:25:06Good afternoon.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08SHE LAUGHS
0:25:08 > 0:25:10Is there a problem?
0:25:10 > 0:25:14I'm looking for the Duchess' pig. Has Kingsley run by?
0:25:14 > 0:25:15Who?
0:25:15 > 0:25:17The Knave.
0:25:17 > 0:25:19I don't see him.
0:25:19 > 0:25:21I wonder where he could have gone.
0:25:21 > 0:25:25Where would you go, if you'd stolen a pig?
0:25:25 > 0:25:29It's not about where I'd go. It's where my rotten brother would go.
0:25:31 > 0:25:34What's the worst thing he could do with a pig?
0:25:34 > 0:25:35The butchers!
0:25:35 > 0:25:36Is there one near here?
0:25:36 > 0:25:40That way. Hurry.
0:25:40 > 0:25:47You don't want to hand it back to the Duchess as a bacon sandwich.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59Cheers.
0:26:18 > 0:26:19Creeps me out when you do that.
0:26:33 > 0:26:35Someone let me out! Help!
0:26:37 > 0:26:38All right, Sis?
0:27:21 > 0:27:23Why is a raven like a writing desk?
0:27:23 > 0:27:25I don't know, why is a raven like a...
0:27:25 > 0:27:29JODY YELLS
0:27:41 > 0:27:43Let me out.
0:27:43 > 0:27:46We can't, we're having tea.
0:27:46 > 0:27:48You're always having tea!
0:27:48 > 0:27:50It's a very important part of our day.
0:27:50 > 0:27:52And we're very busy doing it.
0:27:52 > 0:27:54Please let me out.
0:27:54 > 0:27:55Soon as we've finished our tea.
0:27:55 > 0:27:58I'm looking for a pig, have you seen it?
0:28:00 > 0:28:02This isn't a pig...
0:28:02 > 0:28:03it's a dormouse.
0:28:03 > 0:28:06Hey! It's me from the race.
0:28:06 > 0:28:07Please let me out!
0:28:10 > 0:28:11It's two days wrong.
0:28:11 > 0:28:13I told you butter wouldn't fix it.
0:28:13 > 0:28:15But it was the very best butter.
0:28:17 > 0:28:19Did the Knave tell you not to?
0:28:19 > 0:28:20He doesn't mend watches.
0:28:20 > 0:28:23Not about the watch, about not letting me out of here!
0:28:25 > 0:28:27Let me out!
0:28:30 > 0:28:32Let me out! Please!
0:28:35 > 0:28:39Help! Somebody! Help! Please let me out!
0:28:39 > 0:28:41Let me out! Let me out!
0:28:41 > 0:28:42She's got a temper.
0:28:42 > 0:28:44She was like that at the Caucus Race.
0:28:44 > 0:28:46I do hate noisy guests.
0:28:52 > 0:28:54Aren't we popular today?
0:28:55 > 0:28:57No room! No room!
0:28:58 > 0:29:00- I'm not staying for tea. - Please let me out.
0:29:03 > 0:29:04Good, because it's time for tea.
0:29:04 > 0:29:06Hang on, I'll get you out in a sec.
0:29:13 > 0:29:15What are you doing?
0:29:21 > 0:29:22- Thanks. - But we were about to have tea.
0:29:22 > 0:29:25Aren't you going to stay and have a cup?
0:29:26 > 0:29:28Huh? All the more for us.
0:29:31 > 0:29:33Breathe in and sing!
0:29:33 > 0:29:38Twinkle twinkle, little bat. How I wonder...
0:29:42 > 0:29:45Can you believe the Cheshire Cat set me up for that trap?!
0:29:45 > 0:29:48He never does anything for free, someone must have bribed him.
0:29:48 > 0:29:50Who's got it in for you?
0:29:50 > 0:29:52The Knave. He's trying to stop me getting the piglet back.
0:29:52 > 0:29:54Now do you believe he stole it?
0:29:54 > 0:29:56The evidence is building up.
0:29:56 > 0:29:58I don't want him to get away with it, though.
0:29:58 > 0:29:59Will you help me?
0:29:59 > 0:30:02I'm supposed to be partnering the Duchess at croquet with the Queen.
0:30:02 > 0:30:04I was on my way there when I heard you calling.
0:30:04 > 0:30:08I have to go, otherwise the Queen will have my head.
0:30:08 > 0:30:12Wait! At least give me a clue about where to go next?
0:30:12 > 0:30:15- Try the Twins.- Twins?
0:30:15 > 0:30:16Twins!
0:30:36 > 0:30:39"To Tweedledum's House" and "To the House of Tweedledee".
0:30:39 > 0:30:41Finally!
0:30:53 > 0:30:55If you think we're waxworks, you should pay.
0:30:55 > 0:30:57And if you think we're alive, you should speak to us.
0:30:57 > 0:31:02You look much fa... bigger than in the books!
0:31:03 > 0:31:04What book?
0:31:04 > 0:31:08If you're going to speak to us, you have to say things that make sense.
0:31:08 > 0:31:10I need to ask you something.
0:31:10 > 0:31:12Oh, she's going to ask us a question.
0:31:12 > 0:31:14- Let me answer! - You're in disgrace.
0:31:14 > 0:31:17- I didn't break your rattle. - It didn't break itself, did it?
0:31:18 > 0:31:20What would you like to ask?
0:31:20 > 0:31:21The Knave stole a piglet...
0:31:21 > 0:31:23That's not a question. That's a statement.
0:31:23 > 0:31:25I know, I hadn't finished yet.
0:31:25 > 0:31:26She hadn't finished.
0:31:28 > 0:31:30Have you seen the Knave or a piglet?
0:31:32 > 0:31:33I don't like the Knave.
0:31:33 > 0:31:35I haven't seen the piglet.
0:31:35 > 0:31:37OINKING
0:31:38 > 0:31:40That sounds like a piglet.
0:31:42 > 0:31:45# The Carpenter followed the Walrus
0:31:45 > 0:31:50# To keep him close at hand
0:31:50 > 0:31:55#Frowned as the fellow jumped for joy at the sight of so much sand
0:31:58 > 0:32:00# If my sister talks and I find out
0:32:00 > 0:32:02# This hiding place'd be grand!
0:32:02 > 0:32:05# If seven forces of seventy cops dug here for half a year
0:32:05 > 0:32:07# They'd have no chance wherever they peered
0:32:07 > 0:32:09# Of finding my sister dear
0:32:09 > 0:32:12# You won't get that far
0:32:12 > 0:32:15# I tell you straight I'd stop you
0:32:15 > 0:32:17# Is that clear?
0:32:24 > 0:32:26# The cops can't know our business!
0:32:30 > 0:32:32# Hey, Oysters, come and walk with me
0:32:32 > 0:32:34# I'm about to make a speech
0:32:35 > 0:32:38# A forthright talk with a bracing walk
0:32:38 > 0:32:42# Along this briny beach
0:32:42 > 0:32:49# As I make sure you're all aware of promises I'll keep
0:32:50 > 0:32:56# The eldest oyster stared at him, but not a word she said
0:32:58 > 0:33:05# With no sign of joy, she winked her eye, then shook her heavy head
0:33:05 > 0:33:11# To show him that she'd not speak out, but leave his crimes unsaid
0:33:18 > 0:33:20# The cops can't know our business!
0:33:25 > 0:33:26# The time has come
0:33:26 > 0:33:27# I'm telling you
0:33:27 > 0:33:29# To talk of many things
0:33:29 > 0:33:30# Of thieves and cops and time inside
0:33:30 > 0:33:32# Of families who sing
0:33:32 > 0:33:36# You know my temper's boiling hot and what I'll do if I'm dobbed in
0:33:42 > 0:33:44# The cops can't know our business!
0:33:49 > 0:33:51# Oh, oysters, I implore you
0:33:51 > 0:33:56# Your future could be fun
0:33:56 > 0:33:58# If you'd ditch this stone around your necks!
0:33:59 > 0:34:03# But answer came there none
0:34:03 > 0:34:07# With a gasp I realised why... #
0:34:07 > 0:34:11MUNCHING
0:34:13 > 0:34:14It was horrible!
0:34:14 > 0:34:16If you disliked it so much, wouldn't you rewrite it
0:34:16 > 0:34:18so it turns out differently.
0:34:18 > 0:34:20PIG SQUEALS
0:34:20 > 0:34:23# Twinkle, twinkle, little... #
0:34:23 > 0:34:26Stop it! Where's the pig?
0:34:26 > 0:34:27I don't know what you're talking about...
0:34:27 > 0:34:29Don't be so dumb, Dee, we can all hear it.
0:34:29 > 0:34:31What did you do that for?
0:34:31 > 0:34:33We could have got rid of her and then we could have kept it.
0:34:33 > 0:34:36Why would you want to keep a pig that you didn't ask for anyway?
0:34:36 > 0:34:38As an apology.
0:34:38 > 0:34:41To say sorry if I did break the rattle.
0:34:41 > 0:34:42Which I didn't.
0:34:42 > 0:34:47I don't care about the stupid rattle, where's the pig?
0:34:47 > 0:34:49So whose rattle did you break?
0:34:49 > 0:34:51Nobody's.
0:34:57 > 0:34:59It's your fault he took the pig.
0:35:00 > 0:35:03Hello, boy!
0:35:03 > 0:35:04I paid good money for that pig!
0:35:04 > 0:35:06And I bet you knew it was stolen.
0:35:08 > 0:35:12Thought so. Let's get you back to the Duchess.
0:35:12 > 0:35:15How do I get to the croquet lawn from here?
0:35:26 > 0:35:29'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
0:35:29 > 0:35:33All mimsy were the borogroves, And the mome raths outgrabe.
0:35:34 > 0:35:35Oh, no, you've already done it!
0:35:35 > 0:35:36Done what?
0:35:36 > 0:35:39Painted the roses red.
0:35:39 > 0:35:40Red was what she ordered, Miss.
0:35:40 > 0:35:41But white was what we got.
0:35:41 > 0:35:43So we're doing what needs doing.
0:35:43 > 0:35:45Otherwise we get the chop.
0:35:45 > 0:35:47- Why are we talking in rhyme?- Nerves?
0:35:47 > 0:35:49FANFARE PLAYS
0:35:54 > 0:35:56Name, child?
0:35:56 > 0:35:57Jody, Your Majesty.
0:36:01 > 0:36:03Duchess, I found your pig.
0:36:04 > 0:36:05And where is it?
0:36:05 > 0:36:06Back in the kitchens.
0:36:07 > 0:36:08You're welcome.
0:36:22 > 0:36:24What is the meaning of this?
0:36:25 > 0:36:27White roses - when I ordered RED!
0:36:29 > 0:36:30Guards!
0:36:30 > 0:36:32Off with their heads!
0:36:32 > 0:36:34That's a bit harsh, isn't it?
0:36:35 > 0:36:37The Queen doesn't like to be defied.
0:36:37 > 0:36:38I don't care!
0:36:38 > 0:36:41You're cruel. They haven't even done anything wrong.
0:36:41 > 0:36:44They bought white roses!
0:36:44 > 0:36:47That deserves punishment and so do you.
0:36:49 > 0:36:51Now, what shall it be?
0:36:51 > 0:36:52WHAT...
0:36:53 > 0:36:55..is it, my dear?
0:36:55 > 0:36:57We should get the game of croquet under way
0:36:57 > 0:36:59while the hedgehogs are still fresh.
0:37:00 > 0:37:01An excellent suggestion!
0:37:04 > 0:37:07- Do you play?- No.
0:37:07 > 0:37:09Of course you do. Everyone's a player.
0:37:13 > 0:37:15I'd do a runner, if I were you.
0:37:15 > 0:37:17Thank you for your words you said to the Queen.
0:37:17 > 0:37:19The punishment she gave just seemed too extreme.
0:37:21 > 0:37:23- I just rhymed!- Come on.
0:37:27 > 0:37:29Let the games begin!
0:37:37 > 0:37:40Well done, Your Majesty. Immaculate playing.
0:37:40 > 0:37:43Excellent, superb.
0:37:43 > 0:37:44What a sportswoman.
0:37:47 > 0:37:49Shouldn't these be alive?
0:37:49 > 0:37:50Don't be so ridiculous.
0:37:50 > 0:37:52How could you play croquet with a live mallet?
0:37:52 > 0:37:54Is something wrong?
0:37:54 > 0:37:56Nothing, Your Majesty.
0:37:57 > 0:37:58Play!
0:38:01 > 0:38:04Control your partner, Rabbit, or incur my displeasure!
0:38:05 > 0:38:09Please don't draw attention to yourself, it reflects on me.
0:38:16 > 0:38:17Yes.
0:38:23 > 0:38:26What? I thought that was the point of the game?
0:38:30 > 0:38:33Superb Your Majesty, superb. Just wonderful.
0:38:34 > 0:38:36Aren't you playing?
0:38:36 > 0:38:39Why, what's in it for you?
0:38:39 > 0:38:41Going to set me up for another trap?
0:38:41 > 0:38:45You know the Knave. He can be very persuasive.
0:38:46 > 0:38:54But I'm open to offers, if you want the game to go a different way.
0:38:54 > 0:38:58Don't talk to me about games! The Queen's such an unbelievable...
0:38:59 > 0:39:03..sportswoman, it's hardly worth finishing the match.
0:39:04 > 0:39:07It's always worth finishing.
0:39:07 > 0:39:12You never know how things are going to turn out.
0:39:12 > 0:39:14Are you saying that I might lose?
0:39:17 > 0:39:19Guards!
0:39:21 > 0:39:23Off with his head!
0:39:25 > 0:39:27What are you waiting for?
0:39:28 > 0:39:30How? He doesn't have a body.
0:39:30 > 0:39:31Tell them.
0:39:31 > 0:39:33Of course, dearheart.
0:39:33 > 0:39:36Anything with a head can be beheaded. Continue.
0:39:39 > 0:39:44Excuse me, Your Highness, I'm sorry but that doesn't explain how.
0:39:46 > 0:39:49Are you refusing to do your job?
0:39:49 > 0:39:51- No, ma'am.- Stop being a bully.
0:39:54 > 0:39:55This is all your fault!
0:39:55 > 0:39:57No, it's not. It's her cat.
0:39:57 > 0:40:00Shame on you for blaming someone else!
0:40:00 > 0:40:02You were the one talking to him. Everyone else saw that.
0:40:02 > 0:40:04Enough! Throw her in prison,
0:40:04 > 0:40:07until she is ready to face up to her responsibilities.
0:40:09 > 0:40:10What if she doesn't?
0:40:12 > 0:40:13Then off with her head!
0:40:14 > 0:40:16Well said, Your Majesty.
0:40:21 > 0:40:23Kingsley.
0:40:23 > 0:40:24Get her!
0:41:15 > 0:41:16Careful!
0:41:16 > 0:41:19Hey! You're Humpty Dumpty!
0:41:19 > 0:41:21I don't do autographs.
0:41:21 > 0:41:22Can't take the risk, leaning down to sign.
0:41:22 > 0:41:25But aren't you supposed to be sitting on a wall?
0:41:25 > 0:41:27I thought I'd ring the changes sitting on a fence.
0:41:27 > 0:41:30Frankly, it's opened up a whole new world for me.
0:41:30 > 0:41:31Why, because it's higher?
0:41:31 > 0:41:33I can see everything from up here.
0:41:33 > 0:41:34Appreciate all the point of views.
0:41:34 > 0:41:36Can you see the guards?
0:41:39 > 0:41:41Can you see the Knave?
0:41:41 > 0:41:44No, but you must stay away from him.
0:41:44 > 0:41:47Especially after you gave the piglet back to the Duchess.
0:41:47 > 0:41:49He'd find something to give me a hard time about either way.
0:41:49 > 0:41:50Pig or no pig.
0:41:50 > 0:41:53Of course he will. The clue is in his name.
0:41:53 > 0:41:54What do you mean?
0:41:54 > 0:42:00He's a knave - a rogue, a rascal, a scoundrel, a villain, a scamp.
0:42:00 > 0:42:01All right, I get it.
0:42:02 > 0:42:05Whatever happens, he's always going to be a knave.
0:42:05 > 0:42:06Doing knavish things.
0:42:06 > 0:42:09Unless somebody stops him.
0:42:09 > 0:42:11Yes!
0:42:11 > 0:42:13Come and sit up here with me and let's wait and see if anyone does.
0:42:13 > 0:42:15What if they don't?
0:42:15 > 0:42:17There's plenty of other things to look at.
0:42:17 > 0:42:19That's the beauty of sitting on the fence.
0:42:19 > 0:42:20You can see things work out either way.
0:42:20 > 0:42:23I can't just sit there and do nothing.
0:42:23 > 0:42:25It's a perfectly agreeable way to pass the time.
0:42:25 > 0:42:27Yeah, it might be for you.
0:42:27 > 0:42:30But I need to do something about that Knave.
0:42:30 > 0:42:32- Be sure to tell some King's men first.- What for?
0:42:32 > 0:42:34In case something goes wrong.
0:42:34 > 0:42:38They can ride out and put you together again.
0:42:38 > 0:42:40If they can put you back together again.
0:42:40 > 0:42:42Why? What have you heard?
0:42:42 > 0:42:45Nothing. But I don't know any King's men anyway.
0:42:45 > 0:42:47There's some coming down the lane now!
0:42:51 > 0:42:52Here.
0:42:54 > 0:42:56Just in case you ever need it.
0:42:57 > 0:42:58As if!
0:43:15 > 0:43:20There she is. Quick. Faster, she's getting away.
0:43:20 > 0:43:21Quick.
0:43:31 > 0:43:34Which way do you think she went?
0:43:34 > 0:43:36I don't know... Um... Ip...
0:43:36 > 0:43:37Dip...
0:43:52 > 0:43:53SHE COUGHS
0:43:54 > 0:43:58Afternoon. Offer you some refreshments?
0:43:59 > 0:44:02Sorry, we don't eat stolen property.
0:44:02 > 0:44:04Who said they were stolen?
0:44:04 > 0:44:06- The Queen of Hearts. - You can't prove it.
0:44:06 > 0:44:09It's not our job to try to.
0:44:13 > 0:44:15You're nicked!
0:44:15 > 0:44:16And you'll be sorry.
0:44:17 > 0:44:19Do you think she would miss one?
0:44:23 > 0:44:29Left, left, left, right, left. Left, left, left, right, left.
0:44:29 > 0:44:35Left, left, left, right, left. Left, left, left, right, left.
0:44:35 > 0:44:37Left, left, left, right, left.
0:44:37 > 0:44:40Left, left, left, right, left.
0:44:40 > 0:44:43- I'm going to sue for wrongful arrest.- Halt!
0:44:45 > 0:44:46And protect.
0:44:48 > 0:44:50That's who we were after.
0:44:50 > 0:44:51Forget about that now.
0:44:51 > 0:44:54- What have you done this time? - Nothing.
0:44:54 > 0:44:56He stole some tarts from the Queen of Hearts.
0:44:56 > 0:44:58I bought them off a mate.
0:45:00 > 0:45:01I'm not doing this.
0:45:05 > 0:45:06Well, I am!
0:45:26 > 0:45:29Inside, please, the trial's about to begin.
0:45:32 > 0:45:33You've come a long way.
0:45:33 > 0:45:37If you turn back now, it'll be a wasted journey.
0:45:37 > 0:45:38Wouldn't that be a shame, eh?
0:45:39 > 0:45:42Or maybe you'd be happier, sitting on the fence with Humpty.
0:45:53 > 0:45:54CROWD MURMURS
0:45:57 > 0:45:59You, you rapscallion. You're going down.
0:45:59 > 0:46:01Me, going down? You're going down.
0:46:06 > 0:46:07Who is she?
0:46:16 > 0:46:18The court is now in session, with their most royal
0:46:18 > 0:46:22and red majesties in attendance - the King and Queen of Hearts!
0:46:26 > 0:46:28Herald, read the accusation.
0:46:33 > 0:46:36"The Queen of Hearts, she made some tarts,
0:46:36 > 0:46:37"All on a summer's day:
0:46:37 > 0:46:40"The Knave of Hearts, he stole those tarts,
0:46:40 > 0:46:41"And took them quite away!"
0:46:42 > 0:46:45Consider your verdict.
0:46:45 > 0:46:46Off with his head!
0:46:48 > 0:46:49It is my sad and solemn...
0:46:49 > 0:46:52Not yet, not yet! There's loads to get through first.
0:46:55 > 0:46:56The first witness.
0:46:56 > 0:46:58Call the first witness.
0:46:58 > 0:46:59Call the first witness!
0:47:03 > 0:47:05I think she means you.
0:47:14 > 0:47:15Take off your hat.
0:47:16 > 0:47:17It isn't mine.
0:47:18 > 0:47:20Stolen!
0:47:20 > 0:47:26No, it isn't stolen. I'm a hatter. I make hats to sell.
0:47:26 > 0:47:27That's what I do.
0:47:28 > 0:47:30Come on, give me your evidence.
0:47:30 > 0:47:34And stop being so nervous, or I'll send you to prison for life.
0:47:38 > 0:47:41He's a poor man, your honour, you can't rely on what he says.
0:47:41 > 0:47:44Especially since he went mad a week last Tuesday.
0:47:46 > 0:47:48What have you got to say for yourself?
0:47:48 > 0:47:51Only that he's a poor man, your honour.
0:47:51 > 0:47:54Stop wasting my time, take him away.
0:47:54 > 0:47:56That's a good one.
0:47:56 > 0:47:57Call the next witness!
0:47:59 > 0:48:02Madam, give me your evidence.
0:48:04 > 0:48:07EVERYONE SNEEZES
0:48:11 > 0:48:13That does not count as evidence.
0:48:13 > 0:48:15You must speak of what you know.
0:48:15 > 0:48:17I shan't.
0:48:19 > 0:48:21What are the tarts made of?
0:48:21 > 0:48:22Pepper, mostly.
0:48:22 > 0:48:26Tell us what you know about my stolen tarts.
0:48:26 > 0:48:28- I can't.- Look at me, woman!
0:48:30 > 0:48:33Either you're going to prison or he is!
0:48:33 > 0:48:35You can't make me talk!
0:48:35 > 0:48:36Then I shall silence you for good.
0:48:36 > 0:48:38Sentence her.
0:48:38 > 0:48:40No. That's not right.
0:48:41 > 0:48:43Agreed.
0:48:43 > 0:48:44Off with her head!
0:48:46 > 0:48:49No! No! He did it.
0:48:51 > 0:48:54He stole your tarts and everyone here knows it.
0:48:56 > 0:48:58Silence.
0:49:02 > 0:49:05If everybody knows it, how come there are no witnesses?
0:49:10 > 0:49:11Because I saw him!
0:49:45 > 0:49:47Hey!
0:49:47 > 0:49:50Jody, are you OK?
0:50:00 > 0:50:06'Twas brillig and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe...
0:50:06 > 0:50:09All mimsy were the borogroves, And the mome raths outgrabe.
0:50:09 > 0:50:10How do you know that?
0:50:10 > 0:50:14Mum'd say it, to shut me up when her and Dad were about to pull a scam.
0:50:14 > 0:50:17- What does it mean? - I don't have a clue.
0:50:17 > 0:50:21Well, it says here that "brillig" means four o'clock,
0:50:21 > 0:50:24and "slithy" means like slimy
0:50:24 > 0:50:28and "tove" is a cross between a lizard and a badger.
0:50:28 > 0:50:31It's just a load of made-up words that sound good, to top
0:50:31 > 0:50:33and tail a poem in it called Jabberwocky.
0:50:33 > 0:50:35What's it about?
0:50:35 > 0:50:36Slaying dragons.
0:50:39 > 0:50:42I found this in the hall.
0:50:44 > 0:50:46- Thanks for mending it.- I didn't.
0:50:46 > 0:50:50- Did one of you guys do it?- No.
0:50:50 > 0:50:53I was wondering if I could borrow it after
0:50:53 > 0:50:57so I can find out why a raven's like a writing desk.
0:50:57 > 0:51:01You can keep it. And no-one knows anyway.
0:51:01 > 0:51:02Thanks.
0:51:02 > 0:51:04I can't believe you're giving that book up!
0:51:04 > 0:51:06It's all right cos I know how it all ends...
0:51:06 > 0:51:09Don't tell me... Na, na, na, na!
0:51:14 > 0:51:15Thanks for coming over.
0:51:15 > 0:51:18You're probably wondering why we invited you.
0:51:18 > 0:51:19Um...Jody has something to say.
0:51:21 > 0:51:23I've done it, Mum.
0:51:24 > 0:51:27I hope you don't mean what I think you mean.
0:51:27 > 0:51:28You've given a witness statement?
0:51:28 > 0:51:29After I told you not to?!
0:51:29 > 0:51:31It's Jody's choice.
0:51:34 > 0:51:36You! You talked her into this, didn't you?
0:51:36 > 0:51:38Nobody talked me into anything, Mum.
0:51:39 > 0:51:41It's time someone did something about Kingsley.
0:51:41 > 0:51:43Well, it didn't have to be one of us.
0:51:43 > 0:51:46- I didn't bring you up to be a snitch. - Mum, where are you going?
0:51:46 > 0:51:48Somewhere Kingsley won't find me. Thanks for that.
0:51:48 > 0:51:50- Please, Mum!- Get off me.
0:51:50 > 0:51:52Mum! Luke!
0:51:57 > 0:51:59Mum, wait!
0:51:59 > 0:52:00I can't believe she's done this to us!
0:52:00 > 0:52:01She ain't no kid of mine.
0:52:01 > 0:52:04Let this lot look after her, when Kingsley finds out.
0:52:04 > 0:52:06Cos I'm not taking the blame for this one.
0:52:06 > 0:52:08Let's get back, pack a few things and get out.
0:52:08 > 0:52:11- I wish you could hear yourself! - What?
0:52:11 > 0:52:12Give her some credit.
0:52:12 > 0:52:15That's a really tough decision for anyone to make, let alone a kid.
0:52:15 > 0:52:18What Jody's done takes real guts.
0:52:18 > 0:52:21Let's see how gutsy she is, when her brother comes looking for her.
0:52:21 > 0:52:23Maybe he won't, if we back her.
0:52:23 > 0:52:25We can't.
0:52:25 > 0:52:27Jody risks everything, to set us free from Kingsley
0:52:27 > 0:52:29and this is how you repay her?
0:52:29 > 0:52:32You should be the one setting an example. Not her.
0:52:33 > 0:52:37And I tell you what, if she's got the bottle, so have I.
0:52:54 > 0:52:57Three, two, one.
0:52:57 > 0:52:59Mum hates me now, doesn't she?
0:52:59 > 0:53:02She's scared, Jodes. She'll come round in time.
0:53:02 > 0:53:04She doesn't know it yet but, hopefully,
0:53:04 > 0:53:06we're giving her her life back.
0:53:06 > 0:53:07Luke's right.
0:53:07 > 0:53:10And you know what, I'm really proud of both of you.
0:53:10 > 0:53:11Thanks.
0:53:15 > 0:53:17Is there anything else?
0:53:17 > 0:53:20I just baked these, they're still warm.
0:53:20 > 0:53:22I know, it's not that...
0:53:25 > 0:53:29It's just I've seen enough jam tarts to last me a lifetime.
0:53:35 > 0:53:36OK.
0:53:38 > 0:53:39ALL SPEAK