Home Alone

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03- Please, let us go.- No, no, no.

0:00:03 > 0:00:07You are not going to a party thrown by a year 12 boy.

0:00:07 > 0:00:10- It's not fair, everyone else is. - Oh, including his parents?

0:00:10 > 0:00:12- Yes.- Go on.

0:00:14 > 0:00:17Yeah, well, I told you my metal detector wasn't a waste of money!

0:00:17 > 0:00:19Why, what've you found?

0:00:19 > 0:00:24- We don't know. We couldn't open it. - Well, I'm off!

0:00:24 > 0:00:27- Can we come?- Don't worry about her! - Read 'em and weep.

0:00:27 > 0:00:31Now, no loud music, no kitchen experiments,

0:00:31 > 0:00:35and don't wind up the relief care worker, please!

0:00:35 > 0:00:38As if we would do something like that!

0:00:38 > 0:00:44Caribbean Queen! Now we're sharing the same dream.

0:00:44 > 0:00:47Hey, anyone coming to see me off?

0:00:47 > 0:00:49They're busy, and I'm not talking to you anyway,

0:00:49 > 0:00:51because you're going away for two weeks.

0:00:51 > 0:00:53Hey, but I'm here to help you.

0:00:53 > 0:00:55Yeah, but Mike's better than you at it.

0:00:55 > 0:00:59Don't forget Rick's dentist appointment.

0:00:59 > 0:01:01- It's in the book.- I know!

0:01:01 > 0:01:03- And the bins, they go out on a... - Thursday, I know!

0:01:03 > 0:01:06- And don't forget to talk to Elektra. - Talk to me about what?

0:01:06 > 0:01:09It doesn't matter, we'll talk about it later. Don't worry, yeah?

0:01:09 > 0:01:12Hey, go on! You'll miss your flight otherwise.

0:01:12 > 0:01:16I'm so excited. I'm going on holiday!

0:01:16 > 0:01:17And you're not coming!

0:01:17 > 0:01:21Talk to me about what? Talk to me about what?

0:01:21 > 0:01:23Gina? Talk to me about what?

0:01:23 > 0:01:25It must be gold!

0:01:25 > 0:01:26More like a dead pet.

0:01:26 > 0:01:27I know, maybe love letters.

0:01:27 > 0:01:30Come on, Johnny! Well, when are you going to talk to me?

0:01:30 > 0:01:33When I've hung this lot out. You going to help?

0:01:33 > 0:01:35Johnny, try harder! Just open it!

0:01:38 > 0:01:40There you go! What's in this thing anyway?

0:01:40 > 0:01:43I don't know.

0:01:43 > 0:01:46- Grenades? I could've blown myself up! - I didn't know!

0:01:46 > 0:01:49- Gus!- What are you doing?!

0:01:49 > 0:01:51I'm only looking. I've never seen one before.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53- Put it back.- Carefully.

0:01:53 > 0:01:55It's from World War One.

0:01:55 > 0:01:58The word "grenade" comes from the French for pomegranate,

0:01:58 > 0:02:00because that's what the first ones looked like.

0:02:00 > 0:02:03- What does this bit do?- Harry!

0:02:09 > 0:02:11Get down!

0:02:19 > 0:02:20EXPLOSION

0:02:41 > 0:02:43We need another one!

0:02:43 > 0:02:46- Another what?- Mike!

0:02:46 > 0:02:49What were you supposed to tell me, Gina?

0:02:49 > 0:02:50Not now. Mike's on holiday.

0:02:50 > 0:02:53Yes! I know! One like him.

0:02:53 > 0:02:57- Gina, I really need to know! - Elektra!

0:02:57 > 0:02:59What do you mean by one like him?

0:02:59 > 0:03:04Care worker! We need another one.

0:03:04 > 0:03:08I'll sort it. You just concentrate on getting better.

0:03:08 > 0:03:11Gina, I really need to know what you were supposed to tell me.

0:03:11 > 0:03:14- Elektra!- I really need to know! - Elektra, will you just be quiet!

0:03:14 > 0:03:17No! What were you supposed to tell me, Gina?

0:03:17 > 0:03:18I really need to know!

0:03:21 > 0:03:24Grenades are not toys!

0:03:24 > 0:03:26And if you younger ones thought they were,

0:03:26 > 0:03:29then you older ones should have had the sense to tell them otherwise.

0:03:29 > 0:03:31Don't have a go at us just cos they're braindead!

0:03:31 > 0:03:33- How's Gina?- Concussed.

0:03:33 > 0:03:36She was blown off her feet and hit her head.

0:03:36 > 0:03:37She got off lightly then, didn't she?

0:03:37 > 0:03:40It's a miracle nobody died.

0:03:40 > 0:03:42Fancy letting your kids play with grenades!

0:03:42 > 0:03:44- They weren't playing with... - Yes, they were.

0:03:44 > 0:03:47That crater over there and your colleague off to hospital proves it.

0:03:47 > 0:03:48- But she's...- Ready, sir.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52Right, you lot move back.

0:03:52 > 0:03:54Let's go.

0:03:54 > 0:03:57He thought you were a care worker.

0:03:57 > 0:03:59- So?- You.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01Keep a tighter rein on this lot.

0:04:01 > 0:04:03They're obviously trouble.

0:04:05 > 0:04:07Yes, we are!

0:04:09 > 0:04:10I am in so much trouble.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12Well, you didn't know what was in the box.

0:04:12 > 0:04:16And if it's only concussion she'll be fine in a few days.

0:04:16 > 0:04:18Why don't we tell the relief care worker

0:04:18 > 0:04:20that Gina said we can go to the party.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22Well, I don't really want to now that she's in hospital.

0:04:22 > 0:04:25But that's why we should go. We need something to cheer us up.

0:04:25 > 0:04:26OK.

0:04:31 > 0:04:36- Will you play spies with me? - Not now, Harry.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39It's 14 minutes to lunchtime. Are you making it?

0:04:39 > 0:04:42I'll see what's happened to the relief care worker.

0:04:45 > 0:04:46What are you doing?

0:04:46 > 0:04:49Looking for Mike's password. I can't get in to his computer.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51You shouldn't be trying, it's private.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53Not when it concerns ME.

0:04:53 > 0:04:55Gina was supposed to tell me something and I have to know.

0:04:55 > 0:04:58Well, why don't you wait till the relief care worker gets here

0:04:58 > 0:05:01- and ask her?- Yes!

0:05:01 > 0:05:04Bad news always goes down better from someone who doesn't know you.

0:05:04 > 0:05:05Loving your positive thinking.

0:05:05 > 0:05:08You don't know even know it's going to be bad.

0:05:08 > 0:05:09It usually is.

0:05:09 > 0:05:12If you always believe that things are going to be bad,

0:05:12 > 0:05:14you start to predict your own future.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16Did you get that from a Christmas Cracker?

0:05:16 > 0:05:19I don't believe in negative thinking. It only brings you down.

0:05:19 > 0:05:22Fine! Might not be bad news. Got it.

0:05:22 > 0:05:24- Who are you calling?- The Council.

0:05:24 > 0:05:27I need to find out what happened to the relief care worker

0:05:27 > 0:05:30- and book another one. - Why do we need a relief care worker when we've got you?

0:05:30 > 0:05:33I'm only 15! I'm not looking after you lot.

0:05:33 > 0:05:35You don't have to look after us.

0:05:35 > 0:05:38Just pretend you're the relief care worker and send the real one away.

0:05:38 > 0:05:41Are you being serious? You want to play home alone?

0:05:41 > 0:05:44It's better than a stranger here, ordering us about.

0:05:44 > 0:05:47I mean, you could really do this.

0:05:47 > 0:05:50That army guy thought you were staff.

0:05:50 > 0:05:53You lot wouldn't last two minutes looking after yourselves.

0:05:53 > 0:05:55You've never had to cook, or clean, or...

0:05:55 > 0:05:57And you're an expert, are you?

0:05:57 > 0:05:59I could write a book on it.

0:05:59 > 0:06:02- Why's that?- Doesn't matter.

0:06:02 > 0:06:06I'm not playing relief care worker. It'd never work anyway.

0:06:06 > 0:06:09I thought you were Miss Positivity.

0:06:09 > 0:06:13Well, it's not just down to YOU. We should at least ask the others.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19- How long for?- Until Gina gets back.

0:06:19 > 0:06:22- That could be days.- Of a once in a lifetime chance at freedom.

0:06:22 > 0:06:26That means no curfew for the party. Still up for it, right?

0:06:26 > 0:06:27No rules!

0:06:27 > 0:06:29Could be a laugh.

0:06:29 > 0:06:30I'm in.

0:06:30 > 0:06:32There's supposed to be an adult in charge.

0:06:32 > 0:06:35- I'm ringing Mike. Get out of my way! - Elektra, leave him alone!

0:06:35 > 0:06:38Do you want him to ruin it for all of us?

0:06:41 > 0:06:42BUZZER

0:06:42 > 0:06:45Back off, it's over.

0:06:45 > 0:06:48I never had you down for a quitter!

0:06:48 > 0:06:51I'm the relief care worker for Michael Mulligan.

0:06:51 > 0:06:53Milligan.

0:06:53 > 0:06:56You are?

0:06:56 > 0:06:59Faith Davis.

0:06:59 > 0:07:01Lydia Dillon.

0:07:01 > 0:07:05You'll call me Mrs Dillon.

0:07:05 > 0:07:08SHOUTING

0:07:08 > 0:07:11What on Earth is going on?

0:07:18 > 0:07:20WHISTLE BLOWS

0:07:28 > 0:07:31Go to your room!

0:07:35 > 0:07:38Football in the house?

0:07:39 > 0:07:43No TV for all of you for three days.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45CRIES OF DISMAY

0:07:45 > 0:07:48Make that four!

0:07:48 > 0:07:51Get off the furniture!

0:07:53 > 0:07:55No sweets for a week.

0:07:55 > 0:07:58- What?!- Ow!

0:07:58 > 0:07:59What's going on?

0:07:59 > 0:08:01Nothing, just chilling!

0:08:01 > 0:08:04Drop the attitude!

0:08:04 > 0:08:07And take that blue out of your hair, or you'll go hungry today.

0:08:09 > 0:08:12I will not tolerate bad behaviour!

0:08:12 > 0:08:14Good thing you won't be here to witness any, then.

0:08:14 > 0:08:16What do you mean?

0:08:16 > 0:08:19I'm the relief care worker. You've been double-booked.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21- You don't look old enough. - Yes, I get that a lot.

0:08:21 > 0:08:25Now, are you going to stand there and discuss my youthful appearance,

0:08:25 > 0:08:27or let me do my job?

0:08:27 > 0:08:29I'll show you out.

0:08:54 > 0:08:57We're home alone. Faith did it! We're home alone!

0:08:57 > 0:08:59Good job, getting rid of her!

0:08:59 > 0:09:02It was that or lock her in the cellar.

0:09:02 > 0:09:04- Told you you could do it. - No grown-ups telling us what to do!

0:09:04 > 0:09:09It's four minutes past lunch time. Who's going to make it?

0:09:09 > 0:09:12Lily? You've got to come over.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15Home alone? No way! What happened?

0:09:15 > 0:09:18It's complicated, I'll explain when you get here.

0:09:18 > 0:09:21And tell your Dad that you're going to be staying a few days.

0:09:21 > 0:09:23He'll love that! Him and Shannay can start discussing baby names

0:09:23 > 0:09:25and buying equipment.

0:09:25 > 0:09:28- Oh, and bring your party gear. We're going dancing.- Already on it.

0:09:28 > 0:09:31Carmen, let's dye our hair! I'll buy some stuff on the way over.

0:09:31 > 0:09:33Brilliant, I'll see you when you get here!

0:09:33 > 0:09:35- We're going to be dying our hair for tonight.- Oh, brilliant.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37You're too young to party with year 12 boys.

0:09:37 > 0:09:39- Ooh, who made you the new Gina?- Pfft!

0:09:44 > 0:09:46We don't eat in here unless it's a party.

0:09:46 > 0:09:49- Feels like a party. - More like a picnic.

0:09:49 > 0:09:50Picnics are outside.

0:09:50 > 0:09:53Oi! I was listening to that.

0:09:53 > 0:09:54It's dinosaur music.

0:09:54 > 0:09:56What's that mean?

0:09:56 > 0:09:58For boring old dinosaurs.

0:10:01 > 0:10:05MUSIC: "Prophet (Better Watch It)" by Rizzle Kicks

0:10:05 > 0:10:08Better than music that's manufactured for boneheads.

0:10:08 > 0:10:11Give me that back! Come here, you!

0:10:15 > 0:10:16Go away. I'm busy.

0:10:16 > 0:10:18So am I.

0:10:18 > 0:10:20What's Mike's password?

0:10:20 > 0:10:22It used to be Tracy.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24Tracy!

0:10:27 > 0:10:29Nope. Doesn't work. Can you think of any...

0:10:29 > 0:10:31- What are you doing?- Ringing Mike.

0:10:31 > 0:10:33No, you're not.

0:10:33 > 0:10:36I have to tell him that nothing's happening when it should,

0:10:36 > 0:10:38- or how it should.- Tough.

0:10:41 > 0:10:45How expensive was it and what colour is it?

0:10:45 > 0:10:48- It's brown.- Brown? Carmen's already brown.

0:10:48 > 0:10:50- I have always wanted to henna my hair.- Me too.

0:10:50 > 0:10:55It says you mix it up, slap it on, wash it off and then party!

0:11:05 > 0:11:07Is that you, Harry?

0:11:07 > 0:11:09Where were you going?

0:11:09 > 0:11:11Out for a run. Do you want to come?

0:11:11 > 0:11:14Will you take me to Sapphire's afterwards?

0:11:14 > 0:11:17Harry, you know she lives too far away now.

0:11:19 > 0:11:22- How much water am I supposed to put in?- Not that much!

0:11:22 > 0:11:25- Carmen!- I am really bad at this! - That stinks!

0:11:25 > 0:11:28You're not going to eat that, are you?

0:11:28 > 0:11:31- No! It's for dying your hair. - Henna! Let's have a go.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33No! Go away!

0:11:45 > 0:11:48- Stop being mean to me! - Stop putting more water in then!

0:11:48 > 0:11:51The point is to get rid of the lumps.

0:11:51 > 0:11:53Hey! None of you cleared your lunch stuff!

0:11:53 > 0:11:56Nope, isn't it good there's no-one to make us!

0:11:56 > 0:11:58There's still lumps!

0:12:00 > 0:12:02Call me a bonehead, would you!

0:12:02 > 0:12:05Right then, here we go.

0:12:05 > 0:12:09Come on! Here we are.

0:12:09 > 0:12:12MUSIC: "Alive and Kicking" by Simple Minds

0:12:14 > 0:12:17OTHER MUSIC BEGINS PLAYING

0:12:17 > 0:12:20MUSIC: "Boom Blast" by Wiley

0:12:36 > 0:12:38LOUD MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING

0:12:48 > 0:12:50Turn it down!

0:12:50 > 0:12:53- What?- Turn it down!

0:12:54 > 0:12:57I can't hear you!

0:13:03 > 0:13:06I bet I can get mine in faster.

0:13:06 > 0:13:11- Will you play spies with Harry? - We're playing something else.

0:13:11 > 0:13:14OK, no worries.

0:13:14 > 0:13:17You look a bit rough!

0:13:17 > 0:13:19So do you. You OK?

0:13:19 > 0:13:22I guess I do feel a bit sick.

0:13:22 > 0:13:24What have you been eating?

0:13:24 > 0:13:29No wonder you feel poorly, these are rammed with sugar!

0:13:29 > 0:13:32- They tasted all right. - I bet they did.

0:13:32 > 0:13:35But you had masses of other biscuits at lunch, as well.

0:13:35 > 0:13:37You've sent your sugar levels out of whack.

0:13:37 > 0:13:41Pale. Bit sweaty.

0:13:41 > 0:13:43Feeling sick.

0:13:43 > 0:13:47I hope you haven't given yourselves anti-hypoglycaemia.

0:13:47 > 0:13:49What's that?

0:13:49 > 0:13:53OK, so the brain needs glucose, which is a type of sugar,

0:13:53 > 0:13:55to make it work.

0:13:55 > 0:13:58Hypoglycaemia is where there isn't enough.

0:13:58 > 0:14:03- That can put you in a coma. But anti-hypoglycaemia...- What?

0:14:03 > 0:14:04Look, you don't want to go there.

0:14:04 > 0:14:07You lot need to work that sugar out of your system, fast!

0:14:07 > 0:14:12- But how?- Exercise is probably the best way.

0:14:12 > 0:14:15Harry, do you want to be a spy and chase the double agents?

0:14:15 > 0:14:17Yes.

0:14:17 > 0:14:19Right! Quick, let's...

0:14:19 > 0:14:22Wait! Spies?

0:14:22 > 0:14:25We haven't got anti-hypo anything.

0:14:25 > 0:14:27We've been conned!

0:14:31 > 0:14:34Gus? Gus!

0:14:34 > 0:14:38Will you help me plan a cleaning rota?

0:14:38 > 0:14:40I can't plan anything. There's too much noise.

0:14:46 > 0:14:49Frank and Rick are driving Gus mad with the music.

0:14:49 > 0:14:50Shut up. I can't concentrate.

0:14:50 > 0:14:52What are you trying to do anyway?

0:14:52 > 0:14:55Log on. I've tried everything I can think of.

0:14:55 > 0:14:56It'll be written down somewhere.

0:14:56 > 0:14:59The relief care worker would've needed it.

0:14:59 > 0:15:03Knowing Mike, it will probably be filed under P for password.

0:15:03 > 0:15:05Don't be so ridic...

0:15:08 > 0:15:10Oh...

0:15:11 > 0:15:14Caribbean! Of course.

0:15:18 > 0:15:19Yes!

0:15:21 > 0:15:23Don't say thank you or anything.

0:15:29 > 0:15:30Oh, hi, Jody.

0:15:30 > 0:15:34- You doing it dressed like that? - Yeah, why shouldn't we?

0:15:34 > 0:15:37Cos henna stains really badly. My Mum used it once.

0:15:37 > 0:15:40Had to chuck out all her clothes afterwards.

0:15:40 > 0:15:42OK, quick!

0:15:42 > 0:15:44Quick, hurry up! Hurry up!

0:15:44 > 0:15:46They're coming out!

0:15:59 > 0:16:03- Are you doing the lounge? - Winding Rick up.

0:16:03 > 0:16:05Why can't you just leave him alone?

0:16:05 > 0:16:06Where's the fun in that?

0:16:11 > 0:16:14The coast is clear. Come on.

0:16:16 > 0:16:19Why do you want to slime Faith? She's nice.

0:16:19 > 0:16:24She tricked us, and she nicked our chocolate biscuits.

0:16:25 > 0:16:27Exactly.

0:16:34 > 0:16:37VACUUM CLEANER STARTS UP

0:16:42 > 0:16:46Turn it off! Turn that off!

0:16:53 > 0:16:56MUSIC VOLUME INCREASES

0:17:03 > 0:17:05Guys, where's it gone?

0:17:05 > 0:17:07We did leave it in the bath, didn't we?

0:17:07 > 0:17:09Yeah, and we left Jody in here, too!

0:17:11 > 0:17:13HE SCREAMS

0:17:13 > 0:17:17- What's going on?- Too much noise! Much too much noise!

0:17:17 > 0:17:19Turn it down!

0:17:19 > 0:17:21- Gus, calm down, all right? - Turn it down!

0:17:26 > 0:17:28MUSIC STOPS SUDDENLY

0:17:35 > 0:17:37Job done!

0:17:37 > 0:17:40Gus, please calm down, I'll go sort it.

0:17:40 > 0:17:41Right, come here!

0:17:41 > 0:17:43You'll pay for that. You owe me new speakers!

0:17:43 > 0:17:45- No, I don't! Get off!- Pack it in!

0:17:45 > 0:17:49- What have you done with it? - I didn't touch it! Did I, Tyler?- No.

0:17:49 > 0:17:51- Where is our henna, Harry? - I don't care!

0:17:51 > 0:17:54You called my parents dinosaurs. Come here!

0:17:54 > 0:17:58SHOUTING

0:17:58 > 0:18:00HE SCREAMS

0:18:00 > 0:18:01He called me a bonehead!

0:18:01 > 0:18:04We'll talk about it when you've turned it down, Frank!

0:18:04 > 0:18:05No, not till he apologises!

0:18:05 > 0:18:08I shouldn't be apologising, you should be the one who apologises.

0:18:08 > 0:18:11- Look! After everything he said!- Who?

0:18:11 > 0:18:14Mike "I'm not giving up on you" Milligan! Except he has!

0:18:14 > 0:18:16A social worker is coming to see me

0:18:16 > 0:18:18about "my future beyond Elm Tree House."

0:18:18 > 0:18:20- He's chucking me out! - You don't know that.

0:18:20 > 0:18:23I know when I'm not wanted. I am gone

0:18:23 > 0:18:27Running away is not the answer. Elektra!

0:18:27 > 0:18:29Faith! Faith!

0:18:29 > 0:18:32HE SCREAMS

0:18:35 > 0:18:38- HE SCREAMS - Get out of the way!

0:18:41 > 0:18:43I bet Gus just found your henna.

0:18:43 > 0:18:45HIS SCREAMING CONTINUES

0:18:48 > 0:18:52- Get out my way, freak!- What happened? - Why don't you ask them!

0:18:52 > 0:18:54Did you booby-trap my room?

0:18:54 > 0:18:57No, we were just playing spies, like YOU told us to!

0:18:58 > 0:19:01- Get off me!- I need this...

0:19:01 > 0:19:04- Elektra, you can't go!- Watch me.

0:19:04 > 0:19:07This whole thing was your idea, you can't suddenly decide you're off

0:19:07 > 0:19:09and leave me to pick up the pieces!

0:19:09 > 0:19:12I'm sure you'll be able to put a positive spin on it.

0:19:12 > 0:19:16SHOUTING

0:19:16 > 0:19:18It's not just about me. What about the others?

0:19:18 > 0:19:20I don't care.

0:19:20 > 0:19:22You don't have anywhere to go.

0:19:22 > 0:19:24I'll find somewhere!

0:19:24 > 0:19:26- Elektra!- Move!- What if you don't?

0:19:26 > 0:19:29We've all had it if you get picked up by the police!

0:19:29 > 0:19:31Elektra, wait!

0:19:41 > 0:19:42It's none of your business.

0:19:42 > 0:19:46It's everyone's business. You are not going anywhere.

0:19:46 > 0:19:48Give me my bag!

0:19:48 > 0:19:50See, you hit Harry.

0:19:50 > 0:19:51This is your fault!

0:20:00 > 0:20:03Be quiet otherwise I'll let go!

0:20:03 > 0:20:05He's got a grenade!

0:20:05 > 0:20:08Easy. Easy, Gus.

0:20:08 > 0:20:11No talking! There's too much noise. Nothing makes sense.

0:20:11 > 0:20:12I want it to stop!

0:20:12 > 0:20:14It's stopped.

0:20:14 > 0:20:15No, it hasn't!

0:20:15 > 0:20:19All right, all right. Hang on...

0:20:19 > 0:20:22Frank, turn that music off now!

0:20:23 > 0:20:25MUSIC STOPS

0:20:25 > 0:20:28See? Everything's going to be all right.

0:20:28 > 0:20:31No! It's not all right. It's all wrong.

0:20:31 > 0:20:33Everything's wrong without Mike and Gina.

0:20:33 > 0:20:35Everyone's shouting and fighting.

0:20:35 > 0:20:38- It's all right. We've stopped. - Stop talking!

0:20:38 > 0:20:41- Gus?- Go away! - I know it's been a bit crazy today,

0:20:41 > 0:20:44but we'll sort it.

0:20:44 > 0:20:45Why don't you just give me that?

0:20:47 > 0:20:49Harry!

0:20:51 > 0:20:54Quick, come on!

0:21:11 > 0:21:14- Why hasn't it gone off? - Must be a dud.

0:21:14 > 0:21:16- I'll go and see.- Don't be stupid!

0:21:16 > 0:21:21Maybe Gus should go see since it's his stupid grenade.

0:21:21 > 0:21:22You could have killed us all!

0:21:22 > 0:21:25Leave him alone! Can't you see he's had it?

0:21:25 > 0:21:27What if he needs a doctor?

0:21:27 > 0:21:28- Let's wait and see... - Hello, people!

0:21:28 > 0:21:32Unexploded grenade in the cellar? You might want to deal with that first.

0:21:40 > 0:21:42Johnny, be careful!

0:21:42 > 0:21:44Shh!

0:21:51 > 0:21:53Careful, Rick.

0:21:55 > 0:21:58- Can you see it?- Hold on.

0:22:03 > 0:22:06- What's it look like?- A grenade.

0:22:06 > 0:22:09That might explode any minute.

0:22:10 > 0:22:13Grab the handle and close the door.

0:22:13 > 0:22:15Carefully.

0:22:20 > 0:22:23So what do we do now?

0:22:27 > 0:22:30- Hi.- What are you still doing in here?

0:22:30 > 0:22:32Please don't tell me those kids are in there.

0:22:32 > 0:22:34My boss took them to the park, to get them out the way.

0:22:34 > 0:22:37- I was waiting to let you in. - Right, you out here. Now.

0:22:39 > 0:22:42- What's happening?- Shut up!

0:22:42 > 0:22:45- Right. Where is it? - It's in the cellar.

0:22:45 > 0:22:48You just tell me. You're not going back in there.

0:22:48 > 0:22:51- It's the door directly opposite the front door.- Did you get that?

0:22:51 > 0:22:54- Yes, sir.- What are they doing?

0:22:54 > 0:22:57I thought you'd just come and take it away like you did this morning.

0:22:57 > 0:22:59The pins were in those grenades.

0:22:59 > 0:23:01I took a chance as the place was crawling with kids.

0:23:01 > 0:23:03Now the pin's been pulled on this one,

0:23:03 > 0:23:06so I can't risk that. We have to deal with it right here.

0:23:06 > 0:23:09You're blowing it up? In the house?

0:23:09 > 0:23:12No, I'm going to take it to a movie then buy it dinner.

0:23:12 > 0:23:16Yeah, we're going to blow it up. What did you expect, eh?

0:23:16 > 0:23:19Look. My lads will pack it all with sandbags,

0:23:19 > 0:23:22there won't do too much damage. You, stay here!

0:23:37 > 0:23:39Right, you, stand well back over there.

0:23:45 > 0:23:47- What now? - They're going to blow it up.

0:23:56 > 0:23:58Detonate!

0:23:58 > 0:24:00Fire in the hole!

0:24:00 > 0:24:02SMALL EXPLOSION

0:24:10 > 0:24:13Is that it?

0:24:13 > 0:24:16No-one got hurt. That's as good as it gets.

0:24:20 > 0:24:24Don't make me come back again, yeah?

0:24:24 > 0:24:26All right, boys, let's pack it up.

0:24:30 > 0:24:32I'm going to go check on Gus.

0:24:32 > 0:24:38- I don't really feel like going to a party now.- Yeah, me neither. Sorry.

0:24:38 > 0:24:40Girls night in?

0:24:40 > 0:24:41Yeah.

0:24:41 > 0:24:43Sounds better, doesn't it?

0:24:45 > 0:24:47MUSIC: "Blue Monday" by New Order

0:24:47 > 0:24:50- What are you doing?- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

0:24:50 > 0:24:53I'm just testing your new speakers.

0:24:53 > 0:24:56I had a spare set.

0:24:57 > 0:25:01I don't really think your music's for boneheads.

0:25:01 > 0:25:05I still think your music is for dinosaurs.

0:25:07 > 0:25:11Why do you like it so much?

0:25:11 > 0:25:13Mum and Dad liked it.

0:25:15 > 0:25:17Oh, cheers for the new speakers.

0:25:21 > 0:25:24We're having a proper supper, to keep Gus calm. You coming?

0:25:24 > 0:25:27- Yeah, I'll be one sec. - What are you doing?

0:25:27 > 0:25:30Nothing that's anything to do with you.

0:25:30 > 0:25:31Go on, let's have a look?

0:25:31 > 0:25:34Does he know he's orange?

0:25:34 > 0:25:37Well, he couldn't see in the mirror cos I washed his hair over the bath.

0:25:37 > 0:25:42Here you go, Gus. Macaroni and cheese.

0:25:42 > 0:25:45Like Gina makes, with crunchy bits on top, just how you like it.

0:25:45 > 0:25:51To Faith. You did great today!

0:25:51 > 0:25:52To Faith!

0:25:52 > 0:25:55So what happens next?

0:25:55 > 0:25:56Faith books a care worker.

0:25:56 > 0:25:59We've just got everything sorted. It'd be a shame to give it up now.

0:25:59 > 0:26:01We'll do it properly this time.

0:26:01 > 0:26:04- No fighting.- No loud noise or mess.

0:26:04 > 0:26:05- No anarchy.- What's that?

0:26:05 > 0:26:09- Everyone out for themselves. - Someone has to be in charge.

0:26:09 > 0:26:12- We've got someone in charge.- Who?

0:26:13 > 0:26:15No! No way.

0:26:15 > 0:26:17You're already doing it.

0:26:17 > 0:26:19Well, maybe it's someone else's turn.

0:26:19 > 0:26:24But you're the best! Hands up everyone who wants Faith?

0:26:28 > 0:26:30Speech time!

0:26:30 > 0:26:32Speech, speech, speech!

0:26:34 > 0:26:36THEY CHEER

0:26:40 > 0:26:44(Three, two, one.)

0:26:50 > 0:26:54KNOCK AT DOOR

0:26:56 > 0:26:57I've run you a bath.

0:26:57 > 0:26:59Thank you.

0:27:03 > 0:27:05And some clean pyjamas.

0:27:06 > 0:27:09- Dressing gown. - And something to read.

0:27:26 > 0:27:29My face! My hair!

0:27:29 > 0:27:31I'm orange!

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