0:00:10 > 0:00:11Right, you lot, out you get!
0:00:11 > 0:00:13Come on!
0:00:13 > 0:00:15You said we were going somewhere great!
0:00:15 > 0:00:18"Great" means a theme park with a log flume.
0:00:18 > 0:00:20No, it means going fishing.
0:00:20 > 0:00:23Well, there you are. It doesn't matter where I choose, does it?
0:00:23 > 0:00:25I'm never going to make you all happy.
0:00:25 > 0:00:28So this time, you decided to disappoint us all
0:00:28 > 0:00:31with a boring old tour of a boring old house.
0:00:31 > 0:00:33Can't believe Faith got out of this.
0:00:33 > 0:00:34She'd entered that athletics competition
0:00:34 > 0:00:36ages before we booked this.
0:00:36 > 0:00:39I like it. I want a house like this one day.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41Yeah, like that will ever happen!
0:00:41 > 0:00:44- I wonder who actually lives here? - Maybe a pop star lives here!
0:00:44 > 0:00:46He doesn't look like a pop star.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49Welcome to Hiddon Hall!
0:00:49 > 0:00:5154 rooms, 600 acres,
0:00:51 > 0:00:53and at least four ghosts...
0:00:53 > 0:00:55Don't worry, they're all friendly.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Come on! We've got a lot to do.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00THEY MURMUR
0:01:16 > 0:01:19This room, all the rooms,
0:01:19 > 0:01:23are virtually how they would have looked in the Edwardian times,
0:01:23 > 0:01:26around 1901 to 1914,
0:01:26 > 0:01:28the hall's heyday.
0:01:28 > 0:01:29Everything you see is genuine
0:01:29 > 0:01:32and some of the items are worth thousands.
0:01:32 > 0:01:33There's nothing in there.
0:01:33 > 0:01:37So if you break that, you'll be paying for it for a very long time!
0:01:37 > 0:01:41Um... Is this river near here?
0:01:41 > 0:01:43Runs through the grounds.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46But you'll be too busy to go fishing.
0:01:46 > 0:01:47Doing what?
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Follow me and find out.
0:01:49 > 0:01:50Come along!
0:01:51 > 0:01:55All these photos are of people who lived here,
0:01:55 > 0:01:58aristocrats and servants, during Edwardian times.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Didn't smile much, did they?
0:02:00 > 0:02:02So who owned the place?
0:02:02 > 0:02:03The Earl of Hiddon.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05There have been many down the years,
0:02:05 > 0:02:09but, during the early 1900s, it was that chap up there.
0:02:09 > 0:02:10The sixth Earl.
0:02:10 > 0:02:15We're particularly proud of that portrait after having it restored.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Cost thousands.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19What? I hate these places
0:02:19 > 0:02:22full of boring antiques that everybody make a fuss about.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24You're jealous cos you'll never have a house like this.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26What? And you will? Dream on!
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Be quiet and pay attention!
0:02:28 > 0:02:31..or even the odd royal needing a bed for the night.
0:02:31 > 0:02:35And all of them served by these people in the photographs.
0:02:35 > 0:02:39The Earl's army of footmen, maids and cooks.
0:02:39 > 0:02:40Like him.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43In this hat are the names of the people in those photos.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45Even the Earl himself.
0:02:45 > 0:02:49Everyone takes a name, at random,
0:02:49 > 0:02:52and that's who'll they'll be for the rest of the day.
0:02:52 > 0:02:53That's cool.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56- Why?- So you can understand history better,
0:02:56 > 0:02:59see what life would have been like if you were born 100 years ago.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01We'll just ask Gina, she'll tell us.
0:03:01 > 0:03:02THEY LAUGH
0:03:02 > 0:03:03Mm...
0:03:03 > 0:03:05You lot running this place...
0:03:05 > 0:03:08You know what, looking at you now, I'm not so sure.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10We're just as good as anyone else!
0:03:10 > 0:03:14Oh! You could go a day without your precious phones,
0:03:14 > 0:03:16internet, fast food?
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Your rights and free time?
0:03:18 > 0:03:22Yes, definitely. Us lot can handle better than anybody else.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Then, you'd better pick some names.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27OK, me first! I might be an Edwardian lady!
0:03:41 > 0:03:45This is the worst day of my life.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Ha! You look fantastic!
0:03:47 > 0:03:50- Ready for the day ahead?- No.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53Listen, George, this isn't me, see?
0:03:53 > 0:03:56I should be upstairs, you know, wearing all the glamorous clothes.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58But you're a scullery maid.
0:03:58 > 0:04:02Accidentally! Look, can't I just switch? Be with my friends?
0:04:02 > 0:04:05But they're not your friends. Don't you see?
0:04:05 > 0:04:09To talk to servants about anything other than house matters
0:04:09 > 0:04:11would have been embarrassing.
0:04:11 > 0:04:15Here are your duties for the morning.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18"Set the table for dinner."
0:04:18 > 0:04:21"Pick herbs for the kitchen."
0:04:21 > 0:04:24"Clean out the fireplace." Do we actually have to do this?
0:04:24 > 0:04:28Of course you do. They're your jobs.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Now, where's...Elektra?
0:04:30 > 0:04:33Why, Miss Kettle, I do believe you look quite exquisite.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36As do you, Miss Taylor. As do you.
0:04:37 > 0:04:42Ladies, your challenges for the day.
0:04:45 > 0:04:49This is Rachel, she is an expert in Edwardian etiquette.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51She'll tell you what to do.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53"Learn how to be polite Edwardian ladies,
0:04:53 > 0:04:56"in the hope of marrying the Earl's son, the heir to Hiddon Hall."
0:04:56 > 0:04:58I am not getting married.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00- Good for you.- You must.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03It was vital to an Edwardian lady.
0:05:03 > 0:05:07To preserve your status, you had to marry an aristocrat,
0:05:07 > 0:05:11preferably one with a fancy title and a big stately home.
0:05:11 > 0:05:15If you remained single, everyone thought you were odd.
0:05:15 > 0:05:16The men, that is.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Who cares what they think? We're rich, ain't we?
0:05:18 > 0:05:21Only through your family's wealth. Ladies didn't work...
0:05:21 > 0:05:24- Ha!- In the way that we think of work.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26They couldn't even vote.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28- Well, that's not fair!- Exactly.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31But it soon changed afterwards.
0:05:31 > 0:05:35Haven't you read about the women who fought for the vote? Suffragettes?
0:05:35 > 0:05:37- Rachel.- Yeah.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39That's what we should do. Fight for women's rights.
0:05:39 > 0:05:43Instead of marrying someone just so we can keep wearing fancy clothes.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47But wouldn't change be easier
0:05:47 > 0:05:52if you were married to a politician or a man of power?
0:05:52 > 0:05:56So you could whisper a few good ideas in their ears?
0:05:56 > 0:05:58("Votes for women.")
0:06:00 > 0:06:03- OK. We need to get married. - Yeah, definitely.
0:06:04 > 0:06:09Home-made soup, roast dinner, apple pie.
0:06:09 > 0:06:10We've got to make all this?!
0:06:10 > 0:06:14Of course. You're the head cook and Rick is the kitchen hand.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16Oh, great.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19But there's just one tiny problem - we can't cook!
0:06:19 > 0:06:20We're never going to make all this.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23You won't if you stand around moaning! Now, come on!
0:06:23 > 0:06:26Hold on... Where is the microwave?!
0:06:31 > 0:06:33I could get used to this, Harry.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Look like a gentleman, feel like a gentleman.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37Don't pull at this!
0:06:37 > 0:06:40- You need to look smart, yeah!- Why?
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Because I'm the Earl and you're my son!
0:06:42 > 0:06:44What is an Earl?
0:06:44 > 0:06:48Um...someone who's in charge. And who's really important.
0:06:48 > 0:06:49So you're like Mike?
0:06:49 > 0:06:52More important than Mike.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54The Earl is owner of the hall.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57In charge of all affairs, all his servants,
0:06:57 > 0:06:59and he has to make sure
0:06:59 > 0:07:02that his family conduct themselves properly.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04- See?- Most important of all,
0:07:04 > 0:07:07the Earl must ensure the future of the estate.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09Think you can manage that?
0:07:09 > 0:07:10Uh...
0:07:10 > 0:07:12Great houses need two things to survive.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15Lots of money, and heirs.
0:07:15 > 0:07:16In order to get both,
0:07:16 > 0:07:20you have to make sure your son, Harry here, marries a rich lady.
0:07:20 > 0:07:24You mean persuade one of the girls to marry Harry?
0:07:24 > 0:07:26I don't think I can.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29I mean, people don't always listen to me.
0:07:29 > 0:07:30Then, today you must make them.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33Show everyone that you're in charge.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36They have to respect you, look up to you.
0:07:36 > 0:07:37Are you up to that challenge?
0:07:37 > 0:07:38I think so.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40No "think" about it.
0:07:40 > 0:07:41You have to be sure.
0:07:41 > 0:07:45Feel as grand and magnificent as you look.
0:07:45 > 0:07:49Now, take a deep breath and say, "I am the Earl."
0:07:51 > 0:07:52I am the Earl.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Again, but like you mean it.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56I am the Earl.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58Better! Again!
0:07:58 > 0:07:59I am the Earl!
0:07:59 > 0:08:03That's the spirit, I think you're ready to meet your first servant.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05Milligan!
0:08:07 > 0:08:10Your tasks for the day, my lord.
0:08:10 > 0:08:11You're my butler? Wicked!
0:08:11 > 0:08:13HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:08:13 > 0:08:16Uh, I mean...very good, Milligan.
0:08:16 > 0:08:17Very good.
0:08:23 > 0:08:24Off!
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Off, off!
0:08:26 > 0:08:29Prince Albert slept in that bed!
0:08:29 > 0:08:31It's priceless.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34Oh, no! There's a wrinkle in the sheets. It's ruined!
0:08:34 > 0:08:37This room is clearly marked out-of-bounds.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39It says so on the door.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42Aren't I supposed to be an Edwardian servant?
0:08:42 > 0:08:45Who's to say I can read? Not my fault.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47I'll handle this.
0:08:47 > 0:08:48I'm very proud of this house.
0:08:50 > 0:08:51SHE CHUCKLES
0:08:51 > 0:08:53What a loser.
0:08:53 > 0:08:54Why aren't you in costume?
0:08:54 > 0:08:59Why aren't I playing Edwardian dress-up? Gee, that's a tough one.
0:08:59 > 0:09:00What's the point of all this?
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Some of the others are really getting into it.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04If you showed an interest, the rest might follow.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07Flattery. Nice try, but I'm still not dressing up.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12If I let you into a little secret about today,
0:09:12 > 0:09:15and you solemnly promise not to tell the others, will you join in then?
0:09:15 > 0:09:18Depends on what the secret is.
0:09:18 > 0:09:22"You must be the perfect hosts and entertain your guests at a dance
0:09:22 > 0:09:26"that will take place, followed by a celebratory luncheon at 2pm,
0:09:26 > 0:09:29"where, hopefully, the Earl will announce the engagement."
0:09:29 > 0:09:30You got that?
0:09:30 > 0:09:33Two o'clock? But I'm hungry now.
0:09:33 > 0:09:34Tough.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37We need to start practising this, so that you can bag a wife.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40OK, so erm...
0:09:40 > 0:09:43Let's pretend that I'm a lady and you're trying to impress me
0:09:43 > 0:09:47with your "sparkling and witty conversation."
0:09:47 > 0:09:48OK, are you ready?
0:09:48 > 0:09:50HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Go on!
0:09:52 > 0:09:53I'm Harry.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Oh, come on, it has to be more interesting than that.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57I want a sandwich.
0:09:57 > 0:09:58Well, you can't have one yet!
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Why not? You're the Earl!
0:10:00 > 0:10:02You can get us anything we want.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13BELL TINKLES
0:10:13 > 0:10:15You must learn the secret language of hand fans
0:10:15 > 0:10:17and grapple with the Grizzly Bear.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22It's the name of a dance.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26So we're dancing and having fun,
0:10:26 > 0:10:29while poor Carmen's downstairs dusting and cleaning out fireplaces.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31Yeah, but we're doing this for her, aren't we?
0:10:31 > 0:10:33For women's rights?
0:10:33 > 0:10:36Yeah. But that doesn't help her today, does it?
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Unless...
0:10:38 > 0:10:39She joins in.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43A bell for each room of the house.
0:10:43 > 0:10:46When one sounds, you have to drop what you're doing
0:10:46 > 0:10:48and rush to see what your betters want.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Or we could just ignore them.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52Yeah, what's the worst that could happen?
0:10:52 > 0:10:53You'd be dismissed.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56So you'd be homeless, penniless,
0:10:56 > 0:10:59and without anyone else in the world.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02I'm going to go and see what they want.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05Frank, why are you not out collecting herbs?
0:11:05 > 0:11:08Don't have any gardening tools.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10Then go and find some!
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Jody, go and set the table!
0:11:12 > 0:11:13I'm not doing it!
0:11:13 > 0:11:15I'm the boss. I decide!
0:11:15 > 0:11:18Stop! Now, start on those chickens!
0:11:18 > 0:11:20They will not bite you!
0:11:20 > 0:11:23I shouldn't be doing the yucky jobs, I'm head cook.
0:11:24 > 0:11:27Then you should lead by example!
0:11:27 > 0:11:31Like the celebrity chefs do on TV.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34How do you think they got all those restaurants and money, huh?
0:11:48 > 0:11:52Celebrity chefs? Look, you can't even peel potatoes properly.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54Like Gina said, I've got to start somewhere.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56Right?
0:12:04 > 0:12:07Go and fetch us some peanut butter and chocolate sandwiches.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10Did they even have peanut butter in Edwardian times?
0:12:10 > 0:12:12Not sure... So go and find out!
0:12:12 > 0:12:14Then, come back and tell us.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16You want to be nicer to me, Johnny.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22Come on, Lily, you didn't turn!
0:12:22 > 0:12:24I thought Carmen was a servant.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26She is.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28Stay there. Continue learning your manners.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34And again...
0:12:34 > 0:12:36No, seriously! And...
0:12:36 > 0:12:39Put your hand up... And turn!
0:12:39 > 0:12:42- Again! Look!- And turn!
0:12:42 > 0:12:44- Put your hand up!- OK.- Turn!
0:12:44 > 0:12:46THEY CHUCKLE
0:12:46 > 0:12:47What's going on?!
0:12:47 > 0:12:51It's called the Grizzly Bear. Rachel's teaching us it for later.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53She's a servant. She can't join in.
0:12:53 > 0:12:54It's not up to you.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56Er, yes, it is!
0:12:56 > 0:12:59I'm the Earl, I'm in charge and what I say goes!
0:13:01 > 0:13:04Strictly speaking, he's right.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07I hate being Edwardian!
0:13:15 > 0:13:16Carmen, hey, what's the matter?
0:13:16 > 0:13:19Johnny! Bossing people around!
0:13:22 > 0:13:25George, George! Can I have a word?
0:13:25 > 0:13:27Butlers never run.
0:13:27 > 0:13:28Well, quite...
0:13:30 > 0:13:32But there's no kids around to see me.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35I was talking to Carmen, one of the servant girls,
0:13:35 > 0:13:38and apparently Johnny stopped her from dancing with the others.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40That's his job, his role.
0:13:40 > 0:13:41I'm just a bit worried
0:13:41 > 0:13:45that the downstairs kids are finding it too unfair,
0:13:45 > 0:13:47- upsetting even.- Good.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50The best way for children to learn about the class system
0:13:50 > 0:13:53is for them to experience the injustice of it.
0:13:53 > 0:13:54Immersion.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56But if we told them they were switching after lunch,
0:13:56 > 0:13:58it'd stop the friction.
0:13:58 > 0:13:59The whole day would be ruined.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01Not necessarily. I've told Elektra...
0:14:01 > 0:14:02You told one of them?!
0:14:02 > 0:14:04As a result, she's even more involved.
0:14:04 > 0:14:08Yes, because now she's doing the tasks for her own ends.
0:14:08 > 0:14:12She isn't joining in the spirit of the day, she isn't learning,
0:14:12 > 0:14:13experiencing.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16I just don't like seeing my lot upset.
0:14:16 > 0:14:20They're not the same as the school groups that you normally get here.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22They all live together.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25If there's even a whiff of unfairness, of favouritism...
0:14:25 > 0:14:29Everything is fine. I know what I'm doing.
0:14:29 > 0:14:30Finished!
0:14:35 > 0:14:38Have you finished setting the table already? Why, Jody, that's...
0:14:40 > 0:14:42That's not quite the way it's done.
0:14:43 > 0:14:47The Edwardians were a little more particular.
0:14:47 > 0:14:48Here.
0:14:50 > 0:14:51See?
0:14:53 > 0:14:55Every knife, every fork, every glass
0:14:55 > 0:14:56has an exact place it must go.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58You even have to measure
0:14:58 > 0:15:00the distance between the cutlery and the plates.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02That's dumb. Why bother?
0:15:02 > 0:15:06A correctly set table was expected and admired.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09It needed great skill and determination,
0:15:09 > 0:15:12not to mention creativity.
0:15:12 > 0:15:16See, how they even had to fan the napkins.
0:15:16 > 0:15:20But perhaps we should give the task to an older member of staff.
0:15:20 > 0:15:21I'm old enough!
0:15:26 > 0:15:28Good day, welcome to my house.
0:15:28 > 0:15:29No...
0:15:31 > 0:15:33Good day, welcome to Hiddon Hall.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36I am the Earl, and this is my son, Harry.
0:15:38 > 0:15:41Oh, Harry! Look at the state of you!
0:15:41 > 0:15:43You can't meet ladies looking like that!
0:15:43 > 0:15:45You're supposed to be my son!
0:15:51 > 0:15:53Move out of my way!
0:15:53 > 0:15:55You're wasting your time. You'll never get this all done.
0:15:55 > 0:15:58I did it! I actually made pastry!
0:15:58 > 0:16:01See what you can do when you put your mind to it?
0:16:01 > 0:16:03Wait! That's wrong.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05It says we have to cover it in thyme and parsley.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08Frank's not got the herbs. There's no time for thyme.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10I want to do this properly!
0:16:10 > 0:16:13So you want me to go downstairs to get a dustpan and brush
0:16:13 > 0:16:16and then come back upstairs, just so I can pick up a few crumbs?
0:16:16 > 0:16:18Isn't that what I just said?
0:16:18 > 0:16:20Forget it! Do it yourself!
0:16:20 > 0:16:22Such tasks are beneath me.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24They're more for people of your class and intelligence.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Problem, my lord?
0:16:26 > 0:16:28Just one of the maids forgetting her manners.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30Nothing I can't handle.
0:16:31 > 0:16:32Correct?
0:16:34 > 0:16:36Of course, my lord. Leave it with me.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38Oh, and before you go...
0:16:38 > 0:16:40Yes, my lord?
0:16:40 > 0:16:42Clean that butter from Harry's shoe.
0:17:03 > 0:17:04And now, do mine.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17Anything else, my lord?
0:17:18 > 0:17:19You are dead when we swap.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25Ladies used hand fans to communicate,
0:17:25 > 0:17:28sort of like a hidden code.
0:17:28 > 0:17:32Holding the fan in your right hand meant, "Follow me."
0:17:32 > 0:17:36Drawing the fan through your hand meant, "Ooh, I hate you."
0:17:36 > 0:17:40Brushing the fan across the eyes, "I'm sorry."
0:17:40 > 0:17:42And fanning quickly,
0:17:42 > 0:17:44"I love you!"
0:17:44 > 0:17:46Oh, Miss Taylor, I never knew you cared!
0:17:46 > 0:17:47THEY LAUGH
0:17:47 > 0:17:48Oh! I get what this is!
0:17:48 > 0:17:50It's like text messaging!
0:17:50 > 0:17:52Edwardian style.
0:17:52 > 0:17:55Oh, my phone! I said I'd text my dad, see how he's getting on
0:17:55 > 0:17:56with Poppy and Rosie at the park today.
0:17:56 > 0:18:00But George's confiscated our phones, he says they're "not of this era."
0:18:00 > 0:18:02Well, he'd let me have it for a couple of minutes,
0:18:02 > 0:18:04if I say it's important.
0:18:04 > 0:18:05He'd love that.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08It'd prove you can't survive without technology.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10Look, the sooner we get married,
0:18:10 > 0:18:12the sooner we can get out of the past
0:18:12 > 0:18:14and then you can get your phone back.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16How's the table setting going, Jody...?
0:18:18 > 0:18:19Wow!
0:18:33 > 0:18:35One, two, three, one, two, three!
0:18:35 > 0:18:37Right! One, two, three...
0:18:37 > 0:18:39THEY LAUGH
0:18:39 > 0:18:40ALL: Look! I'm a bear!
0:18:40 > 0:18:41THEY LAUGH
0:18:41 > 0:18:43And again...
0:18:43 > 0:18:47One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight...
0:18:47 > 0:18:49Now, forwards and backwards...
0:18:49 > 0:18:51One, two, three...
0:18:51 > 0:18:53You need to put your hands up like a bear.
0:18:53 > 0:18:56Right, side to side. One, two, three...
0:18:56 > 0:18:57Aahh!
0:18:57 > 0:18:58Argg!
0:18:58 > 0:19:00Right! Start again!
0:19:00 > 0:19:03You need to get it right! Otherwise, you won't get married
0:19:03 > 0:19:05and I'll lose the hall! Is that what you want?
0:19:06 > 0:19:07What's the matter?
0:19:07 > 0:19:09I'm not having fun now.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20Oh, no, not again.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22My feet are killing me.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24No! Do not look at me.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26If Johnny bosses me about one more time,
0:19:26 > 0:19:28I'm going to punch him, Earl or not.
0:19:38 > 0:19:39Keep stirring that soup.
0:19:39 > 0:19:40"Please" would be nice.
0:19:40 > 0:19:44What would you sooner have? A please or a pie that isn't burnt?
0:19:44 > 0:19:45A nice pie, I guess.
0:19:46 > 0:19:47Well, then.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49Smells great, guys!
0:19:49 > 0:19:51And it'll taste even better.
0:19:51 > 0:19:52Wow!
0:19:52 > 0:19:55THEY LAUGH
0:19:57 > 0:19:59Why do I have to do this?
0:19:59 > 0:20:01To make my son happy.
0:20:01 > 0:20:02Now, erm...
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Tap your head and rub your belly.
0:20:04 > 0:20:07HE LAUGHS
0:20:07 > 0:20:09You don't have to do this, Carmen.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11Yes, she does! Be quiet!
0:20:11 > 0:20:12And why have you stopped laughing?
0:20:12 > 0:20:15Maybe because he doesn't find bullying funny.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18Do you think you're going to impress people by acting like this?
0:20:18 > 0:20:20Make yourself popular?
0:20:20 > 0:20:21I am popular!
0:20:21 > 0:20:24I've got loads of guests, entertain royalty.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26I'm talking about you, Johnny.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29I'm sorry, but you're not cool enough to act like this.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32- Just do what I say! - No! This isn't even one of my tasks.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35It is, if I say so. Do it.
0:20:35 > 0:20:36No.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38Then you're fired.
0:20:38 > 0:20:39So? This isn't real anyway.
0:20:39 > 0:20:42Yeah, but it's the best job you're ever going to get.
0:20:42 > 0:20:43I've seen your school grades.
0:20:43 > 0:20:46You'll be lucky to be a cleaner when you're older.
0:20:53 > 0:20:56It's time, my lords.
0:20:58 > 0:21:04Ladies, may I present Lord Taylor, Earl of Hiddon Hall.
0:21:04 > 0:21:08And his son and heir, the Right Honourable Harry.
0:21:08 > 0:21:12Thank you for accepting our invitation to Hiddon Hall.
0:21:12 > 0:21:13Oh, is it too hot for you in here?
0:21:13 > 0:21:15No, we're texting you.
0:21:15 > 0:21:19I must say, you have a beautiful house, my lord.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21We do our best.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24And your son Harry looks very...handsome.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27We always like to look immaculate.
0:21:27 > 0:21:31When's me dinner? I'm starvin'!
0:21:31 > 0:21:33Quick, quick, quick...
0:21:33 > 0:21:37THEY SHOUT
0:21:37 > 0:21:38Hurry up!
0:21:49 > 0:21:50SHE SIGHS
0:21:50 > 0:21:52Move, move!
0:21:52 > 0:21:53Right, I'm trying to do it!
0:21:55 > 0:21:56Go, go, go!
0:22:04 > 0:22:05MUSIC PLAYS
0:22:05 > 0:22:08So, Harry, it must be wonderful to live in such a magnificent hall?
0:22:08 > 0:22:09It's too big.
0:22:09 > 0:22:12No, it isn't. Say something else.
0:22:12 > 0:22:13What like?
0:22:13 > 0:22:16Something interesting, like I taught you.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18Johnny upset Carmen.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20Why? What happened?
0:22:20 > 0:22:21Who cares? She's just a maid.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24No, she's not, she's a person. And she should have rights.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26And she's still our friend.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28Not today! You don't care about her today.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30I don't want to dance with you any more.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32You have to!
0:22:32 > 0:22:34Erm... I don't HAVE to do anything.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36- And I'm not marrying Harry either. - Why not?
0:22:36 > 0:22:39Because I wouldn't want to marry someone with such a rubbish dad.
0:22:39 > 0:22:42Doubt anyone will ever want to marry YOU, then.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44Wait! What?
0:22:44 > 0:22:46Are you talking about my real life? My real dad?
0:22:48 > 0:22:50- Take it back! - Don't tell me what to do!
0:22:50 > 0:22:52- I said take it back!- Make me.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55No! No! Stop, stop!
0:22:55 > 0:22:56Stop it!
0:22:56 > 0:22:58This is not Edwardian!
0:22:58 > 0:23:01- Don't you ever say anything about my family again!- Get out!
0:23:01 > 0:23:03Tee or Floss can marry Harry instead.
0:23:05 > 0:23:07That means I hate you.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09Someone's got to marry him! I order it.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11Your can't force them, Johnny.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13I'm afraid you've failed.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20Lunch is served!
0:23:21 > 0:23:23But it wasn't my fault.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25Let's discuss it after lunch, shall we?
0:23:25 > 0:23:29Look at the magnificent table that Jody has set for you, my lord!
0:23:33 > 0:23:37Ladies and gentlemen! Grub's up!
0:23:37 > 0:23:38HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:23:38 > 0:23:41Uh, I mean, lunch is served, my lords.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46Take it away, no-one's having any.
0:23:52 > 0:23:53Did you not hear what I just said?
0:23:53 > 0:23:56You're not being serious? This took us hours!
0:23:56 > 0:23:59Everyone has to try it, to see if I'm a good cook.
0:23:59 > 0:24:00Tough.
0:24:00 > 0:24:04Now, Johnny, hold on, you have to let everyone have some lunch.
0:24:04 > 0:24:07You said to show who's in charge, didn't you?
0:24:07 > 0:24:09Who's boss? That's all I'm doing!
0:24:09 > 0:24:11Yes, but when I...
0:24:11 > 0:24:12I am the Earl!
0:24:18 > 0:24:20What are you doing?
0:24:20 > 0:24:23Get up! You're not allowed to sit there!
0:24:23 > 0:24:25Get up! Milligan, tell him!
0:24:29 > 0:24:31- Let go!- No!
0:24:31 > 0:24:33- Johnny!- I said let...go!
0:24:33 > 0:24:34Johnny, no!
0:24:44 > 0:24:46Get out.
0:24:46 > 0:24:47THEY CHUCKLE
0:24:49 > 0:24:50Get out!
0:24:52 > 0:24:54Get out!
0:24:54 > 0:24:57Well done for ruining our day, Johnny.
0:24:57 > 0:24:59Hello, Dad. Yeah, it's me.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01Well, we was having a good time until...
0:25:01 > 0:25:03All that work. For nothing.
0:25:03 > 0:25:06I'm glad it's over. I was sick of being a maid.
0:25:06 > 0:25:07Carmen, you're such an idiot.
0:25:07 > 0:25:09We were supposed to swap this afternoon.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11- Gina, please tell me she's joking. - I'm afraid not.
0:25:11 > 0:25:14Well done, Johnny. You've ruined it for all of us!
0:25:14 > 0:25:15Today could have been brilliant!
0:25:15 > 0:25:17Where've you been, Frank?
0:25:17 > 0:25:20Johnny had you running round after him as well?
0:25:23 > 0:25:24Just a minute.
0:25:33 > 0:25:35I did try to warn you.
0:25:43 > 0:25:44It wasn't my fault!
0:25:44 > 0:25:46I was sticking to the rules, playing my part!
0:25:46 > 0:25:50By making comments about Lily and her dad? Carmen's schoolwork?
0:25:50 > 0:25:51Humiliating Elektra?
0:25:51 > 0:25:53That was my role!
0:25:53 > 0:25:56It's your fault, you should never have made us do the stupid day.
0:25:56 > 0:25:59One of the great things about history is that it helps us
0:25:59 > 0:26:02with the choices that we make in our own lives.
0:26:02 > 0:26:05Those Earls and rich types who didn't treat their staff properly,
0:26:05 > 0:26:07they all came a cropper in the end.
0:26:07 > 0:26:11Including our party-throwing sixth Earl himself.
0:26:12 > 0:26:17I just liked being in charge for once. Being important.
0:26:17 > 0:26:18HE CHUCKLES
0:26:18 > 0:26:19You are important.
0:26:19 > 0:26:22No, I'm not. I'm a care kid.
0:26:22 > 0:26:24I'll never be respected.
0:26:24 > 0:26:27Or rich or have a nice house.
0:26:27 > 0:26:28You don't know that.
0:26:28 > 0:26:31If you work hard, try hard,
0:26:31 > 0:26:35then you can be anything that you want to be.
0:26:36 > 0:26:38But I'll tell you something, Johnny,
0:26:38 > 0:26:42if you talk to people, treat people the way that you did today...
0:26:43 > 0:26:46..then, you'll never get anywhere in life.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48Right?
0:27:00 > 0:27:01BELL TINKLES
0:27:01 > 0:27:04Breakfast is served!
0:27:07 > 0:27:09What is he doing?
0:27:10 > 0:27:12I got carried away yesterday.
0:27:12 > 0:27:14Money, a big house, power,
0:27:14 > 0:27:16none of that is as good as having friends.
0:27:17 > 0:27:20So I've made you all breakfast.
0:27:20 > 0:27:21With my expert help!
0:27:21 > 0:27:24And mine.
0:27:24 > 0:27:26Ooh... He's saying he's sorry.
0:27:26 > 0:27:29Yeah, we forgive you.
0:27:29 > 0:27:30Yeah, we do.
0:27:30 > 0:27:33- Come on, let's eat.- What's going on?
0:27:33 > 0:27:34Johnny's sorry about yesterday.
0:27:34 > 0:27:37Why, what did he do?
0:27:37 > 0:27:40Um... Exactly where were you yesterday, Frank?
0:27:42 > 0:27:45In the garden. Picking herbs.
0:27:45 > 0:27:46No, you weren't. I did that!
0:27:49 > 0:27:50Frank?
0:27:50 > 0:27:53Frank! Oi! Frank!
0:27:53 > 0:27:54HE LAUGHS
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