0:00:02 > 0:00:05- Stop!- What are you doing?
0:00:05 > 0:00:08- You can't come in.- Excuse me?
0:00:08 > 0:00:10I said, you can't come in.
0:00:10 > 0:00:12Floss, what are you talking about?
0:00:12 > 0:00:16I really like my social worker because she's friendly,
0:00:16 > 0:00:19she's always there when I need her and just really good to talk to.
0:00:19 > 0:00:22- I just want to watch telly. - But you can't come in.
0:00:22 > 0:00:23Don't be stupid, Floss.
0:00:23 > 0:00:25- Your name's not on the list! - What list?!
0:00:25 > 0:00:27- Are you in the film? - You know I'm not.
0:00:27 > 0:00:30Then your name's not on the list, so you can't come in!
0:00:30 > 0:00:33One of the really good things about being in care
0:00:33 > 0:00:35is that there's always someone around your age to talk to.
0:00:35 > 0:00:38And everyone just gets along really well.
0:00:38 > 0:00:40'I'm really excited!'
0:00:40 > 0:00:41I've always wanted to be in a movie.
0:00:41 > 0:00:43Oh, Mike, if your idea of a movie
0:00:43 > 0:00:46is a training video for social workers, you're missing out.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48- Really?- Just a little bit.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51Well, at least it'll bring the kids together.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53Move out of the way, right now.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55- Or what? - I'm going to count to three,
0:00:55 > 0:00:58then you will find out what "or what" means.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00One... Two...
0:01:00 > 0:01:04- You're not coming in! - Three! Now move, or I'll thump you!
0:01:20 > 0:01:22Hey! Hey! What?
0:01:22 > 0:01:24It's such a waste of time.
0:01:24 > 0:01:25Everyone's acting weird.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28And what, you don't think social workers ought to know
0:01:28 > 0:01:31- you kids can be a bit weird? - I don't mean "Mo-weird".
0:01:32 > 0:01:33Just look.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38See?
0:01:39 > 0:01:42OK. What's the problem?
0:01:42 > 0:01:46They're being all polite! No-one's trying to cheat or thump each other.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49Yeah, I know. It's great. Why don't you join in?
0:01:49 > 0:01:52They're acting like they've got their brains sucked out by aliens.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55Why would I want to be part of that?
0:01:55 > 0:01:57I don't know, because it's fun?
0:01:57 > 0:01:59CAMERA BEEPS
0:01:59 > 0:02:01I'm just going to go and get a new battery.
0:02:04 > 0:02:05What's your problem?
0:02:08 > 0:02:12Tyler? Tyler! What's your problem?
0:02:12 > 0:02:15- What are you up to, Mr...? - Why do you have to ruin everything?
0:02:15 > 0:02:16I'd already won.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18Tyler!
0:02:18 > 0:02:22If you can't handle my pace, you'd better play a different game.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24All right - come on now, calm down.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27Hey, Mike, isn't it funny, when they're not being filmed,
0:02:27 > 0:02:29how everything goes back to normal?
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Anyone else hear that buzzing?
0:02:32 > 0:02:35No? Just me! Oh, it's Jody.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38I thought it was an annoying little insect ruining everything.
0:02:38 > 0:02:39As per usual!
0:02:39 > 0:02:41- Hey, hey, come on, you two.- Enough!
0:02:41 > 0:02:43- So funny!- Come on, you two. No.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45Have you, er, have you told them?
0:02:45 > 0:02:49Um, no. Not yet.
0:02:49 > 0:02:54OK, well, I need one of you to be the "face" of my film.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56So I'll follow you around.
0:02:56 > 0:03:00I'll try and get one person's point of view of life in care.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07OK. Carmen. She put her hand up first, so...
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Right, I'll just get set up and...
0:03:09 > 0:03:11you know, just jeans, T-shirt, should be fine.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16I don't know what you're laughing at.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19I'm the star! Not you, saddos...
0:03:19 > 0:03:22So. You don't want to be involved at all?
0:03:22 > 0:03:25You'd rather just stand on the side and grizzle, is that it?
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Jody? Well?
0:03:27 > 0:03:31Yeah. What's the point of doing it? It's not going to help anyone.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34What's playing cards and "name your top ten social workers"
0:03:34 > 0:03:38- got to do with living in care?- Jody! - Come back here, please.- No!
0:03:45 > 0:03:47So you think this is all a waste of time?
0:03:47 > 0:03:51Hmm? That everything I'm getting isn't going to help anyone?
0:03:51 > 0:03:53Yeah. Pretty much.
0:03:53 > 0:03:57But you look like you've got a lot to say on the subject.
0:03:57 > 0:04:01So why don't you help me out, Jody?
0:04:01 > 0:04:02I don't want to be filmed.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Is there any particular reason?
0:04:08 > 0:04:12If you think what I'm getting is wrong, then let's work together.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Get that right.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17Cos not everyone wants their face on screen, you know.
0:04:17 > 0:04:21Well, maybe you can help me in another way.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Maybe you can help me...
0:04:27 > 0:04:29..with this.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31- Why don't you have a play around with that?- Brilliant!
0:04:31 > 0:04:35I couldn't get it to work last time I had it out. And away you go.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40I thought it was a better idea
0:04:40 > 0:04:43- than letting him "experiment" with Sasha's kit.- Oh, I think so, too!
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Sasha wants me to make my own documentary.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50With your permission, of course.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Should be fine. As long as it's what you want to do, Jody.
0:04:52 > 0:04:57I don't know. I mean, me, make a film?
0:04:57 > 0:04:59- I think you'd be great.- Yeah.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01You'd really get the truth out of people.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Jody, you're never going to end up making this film.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07You always give up on things.
0:05:07 > 0:05:08That's not true.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11Tsk! You never finish anything.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Hey, come on, you're going to be late.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21- Yeah. I don't really want to do it any more.- You're going to be late.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24ECHOING AND REPEATING: I don't really want to do it any more.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27- Going to be late. - I don't want do it any more.
0:05:27 > 0:05:28All right. I'll do it.
0:05:30 > 0:05:31Excellent!
0:05:31 > 0:05:33OK, right, well, you are going to need...
0:05:33 > 0:05:35House meeting!
0:05:35 > 0:05:38Thank you, guys. Come in. Settle down now, please.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41Settle down, gentlemen. Thank you for joining us, young man.
0:05:41 > 0:05:42Please sit down.
0:05:42 > 0:05:46Hold your wheesht a while now, please. Come on, you have the floor.
0:05:47 > 0:05:51I am going to make a film for social workers to watch.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Us telling them what they really need to know.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55What really matters.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57Well, we were already doing that.
0:05:57 > 0:05:58No, you weren't.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01And Sasha didn't think so either.
0:06:01 > 0:06:05Sasha says the first few days of filming is just messing around.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07She has to wait to get the stuff that's real.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10And that's what I'm going to do.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13So, Mike and May-Li have sorted it for me to use the utility room.
0:06:13 > 0:06:17And I'll leave a list in the corridor for you to sign up.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20OK. That's it. Thanks.
0:06:23 > 0:06:24Any questions?
0:06:24 > 0:06:27DOOR SLAMS SHUT
0:06:39 > 0:06:43- Pick me, Jody.- I want a go. - Pick me, Jody.- Come on, pick me!
0:06:55 > 0:06:57All right?
0:06:57 > 0:07:02Yeah. I guess everyone's just really busy today.
0:07:02 > 0:07:03OK.
0:07:08 > 0:07:09Move, Mo!
0:07:11 > 0:07:13I've been waiting.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15Then you're going to be waiting for a lot longer, aren't you?
0:07:15 > 0:07:17- You had a lot to say to Sasha.- Yeah.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20- Mo, do you want to get that out of my face?- Floss?
0:07:21 > 0:07:23- Harry!- No, thanks.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28- Mo, this doesn't even work. - I'm just practising.
0:07:28 > 0:07:29Mo?
0:07:31 > 0:07:33- Mo!- Huh?!
0:07:33 > 0:07:34Do you want to be interviewed?
0:07:35 > 0:07:38What happens when you walk backwards and zoom in at the same time?
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Mo, it doesn't work!
0:07:40 > 0:07:42SHE SIGHS
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Rick! Congratulations!
0:07:44 > 0:07:48- You can be my first interview! Isn't that great?- I'm eating.
0:07:49 > 0:07:50I'll wait.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52Wouldn't bother.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59MUSIC: "Teenage Icon" by The Vaccines
0:08:03 > 0:08:05# I'm no teenage icon
0:08:05 > 0:08:07# I'm no Frankie Avalon
0:08:07 > 0:08:12# I'm nobody's hero, oh, oh
0:08:21 > 0:08:27# I'm nobody's hero, oh! #
0:08:31 > 0:08:33CAMERA BLEEPS What's your name?
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Tyler.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38How long have you been in care?
0:08:38 > 0:08:40No, hang on.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45OK. How long have you been in care?
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Jody, let's just go nuts!
0:08:47 > 0:08:49Answer the question!
0:08:49 > 0:08:52No, this'll be much better. We can wind people up!
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Get 'em in for an interview
0:08:54 > 0:08:56and then ask them really crazy questions.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59- They'll love it on the internet. - I'm trying to make a serious film.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01Well, what's the point of that?
0:09:01 > 0:09:02Get out!
0:09:03 > 0:09:06Faith, quick! Hit her with your stick.
0:09:06 > 0:09:07She's trying to kill me!
0:09:07 > 0:09:09I'm innocent!
0:09:09 > 0:09:12Jody, I'll see you when I get back from the hospital, OK?
0:09:12 > 0:09:13Any time you want.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15No-one wants to be in it, anyway.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17At least no-one with a brain cell does!
0:09:19 > 0:09:22So, no-one's helping Jody, then?
0:09:22 > 0:09:25Guess not. Maybe she should've kept her big mouth shut
0:09:25 > 0:09:26and let Sasha make the film.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29Oh, grow up, Carmen. What difference does it make?
0:09:31 > 0:09:32No-one?
0:09:34 > 0:09:35What do I know?
0:09:35 > 0:09:37You serious?
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Me? Haven't decided yet.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44- Why aren't you doing it? - I am, actually.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48What about you, Floss-Floss?
0:09:48 > 0:09:51Don't you want to get that gorgeous face on camera?
0:09:58 > 0:10:00EXCITED CHATTERING
0:10:05 > 0:10:07JODY CLEARS HER THROAT OTHERS GO SILENT
0:10:07 > 0:10:10FLOSS: Hmm... Mm... No.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15I liked Sasha's film.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19See you later.
0:10:23 > 0:10:24She's not telling me what to do.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28I'm going to see Jody.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31No, no, no, that's not what we talked about, is it?
0:10:31 > 0:10:33So it's OK to tell ME what to do?
0:10:33 > 0:10:35No, I just...
0:10:36 > 0:10:38I'll tell you what you should do.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40I mean, if you really want to help Jody.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43Why don't you go and tell her the story about Milly and Bob.
0:10:43 > 0:10:44Yeah?
0:10:47 > 0:10:50OK. You can interview me now.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52If this is a joke, Floss...
0:10:52 > 0:10:55No! I really want to be in your film!
0:10:55 > 0:10:57Brilliant!
0:10:57 > 0:10:58Oh, that's brilliant!
0:10:58 > 0:11:00CAMERA BLEEPS Ready.
0:11:04 > 0:11:08What's the first thing you remember about being in care?
0:11:08 > 0:11:09Well... Once upon a time...
0:11:09 > 0:11:13- Floss. Is this story really about you?- Yes.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15It's when I was very sad and lonely,
0:11:15 > 0:11:17and needed someone to talk to.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20And my friends Bob and Milly came to help me.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23Floss, that sounds perfect.
0:11:23 > 0:11:27OK. So let me introduce you to my friends Bob Dragon and Milly Moo.
0:11:27 > 0:11:31So, Bob Dragon, would you like to finish the story?
0:11:31 > 0:11:35"Yes, Floss. I would love to!"
0:11:35 > 0:11:37Floss, get out!
0:11:37 > 0:11:39You've ruined it! Get out!
0:11:39 > 0:11:42No! I was only trying to help.
0:11:42 > 0:11:43Of course you were!
0:11:43 > 0:11:46I'm not EVER offering you help again!
0:11:46 > 0:11:47Good!
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Jody, I'll do it.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54What are you going to say?
0:11:54 > 0:11:56I'll just answer your questions.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59OK. What's the worst thing about living in Care?
0:11:59 > 0:12:02Um, I don't know. Trying to get 12 people
0:12:02 > 0:12:04to decide on what to watch on TV.
0:12:05 > 0:12:10No, I mean, does anything else make you really angry about living here?
0:12:10 > 0:12:11TV.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13Anything else wind you up?
0:12:13 > 0:12:16Nothing, really. I like everyone, you know? It's nice.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18- Very funny.- What?!
0:12:18 > 0:12:21- Did Carmen tell you to say that? - No, I was just...
0:12:21 > 0:12:22DOOR SLAMS
0:12:22 > 0:12:23..being honest.
0:12:23 > 0:12:24What you doing?
0:12:24 > 0:12:27Giving the camera back. I didn't get anything to show Sasha.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29It's been a complete waste of time.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32We haven't even started!
0:12:32 > 0:12:34I'm not going to get anything for her.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36I'm just going to have to look like a complete idiot.
0:12:36 > 0:12:39Look, hang on. Jody, don't give the camera back.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42All you've got to do is show them how much fun we're having
0:12:42 > 0:12:44and they'll be queuing up to be in the film.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46How much "fun" we're having?
0:12:46 > 0:12:48Yeah. Trust me. Come on!
0:12:49 > 0:12:51Whoa!
0:12:51 > 0:12:52LAUGHTER
0:12:52 > 0:12:54It's not funny.
0:12:54 > 0:12:55Whoa! Oh!
0:12:57 > 0:12:58No?
0:12:58 > 0:13:00SHE SIGHS
0:13:00 > 0:13:03This is what happens when you give someone like Jody a camera!
0:13:03 > 0:13:04What else has she got to film?
0:13:05 > 0:13:07These questions are pretty smart.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11For Jody's interviews.
0:13:11 > 0:13:12Right.
0:13:12 > 0:13:13Thought you'd want to answer some.
0:13:13 > 0:13:15I haven't got anything to say.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17Like I said, I just got put in care.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19OK.
0:13:19 > 0:13:22"Do you think your social worker listens to you?"
0:13:22 > 0:13:23What's so smart about that?
0:13:23 > 0:13:26Yeah, deep(!) They've got to stick around long enough to listen.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28I reckon they listen to stuff THEY want to talk about.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31I mean, if you want to tell them something's wrong,
0:13:31 > 0:13:34they're just like, "OK, whatever, bye."
0:13:34 > 0:13:37- Unless YOU'VE done something wrong. - Oh, yeah. Then they're all over you.
0:13:37 > 0:13:38What about the new ones?
0:13:38 > 0:13:41They're even worse. They sit there asking us all these dumb questions
0:13:41 > 0:13:44and it's like, "Why don't you just go read my file?"
0:13:44 > 0:13:46I loved my first social worker.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48She was really funny.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51But she only stayed for a month.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53I hate it when they lie to you.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55Me and Tee kept on getting promised a new foster home.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59And I think they just tell you what you want to hear,
0:13:59 > 0:14:00so it'll shut you up for a bit.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02Why don't you tell Jody that?
0:14:05 > 0:14:06Yeah! I will.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18Yes! Now, do you know how we're really going to make this film
0:14:18 > 0:14:19really go viral?
0:14:19 > 0:14:21I dunno, Tyler. Sneeze on it?
0:14:23 > 0:14:25I don't care about your stupid gag reel.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29I'm going to give the camera back.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31Wait! We're so close to making a work of comedy genius
0:14:31 > 0:14:33and then I can put it on the internet!
0:14:33 > 0:14:35I wanted to make a serious documentary
0:14:35 > 0:14:38about what it's like to live in care, because that matters to me.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40That really matters.
0:14:40 > 0:14:44I can't believe this place! I can't believe nobody would just help me.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46Erm, I'll do it.
0:14:46 > 0:14:47What?
0:14:47 > 0:14:49You will?!
0:14:49 > 0:14:51Can you wait till tomorrow, though,
0:14:51 > 0:14:54so I can think about what I'm going to say?
0:14:54 > 0:14:56Yeah. Sure!
0:14:58 > 0:14:59That's cool then.
0:15:01 > 0:15:02Tomorrow.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04I might finally get something good.
0:15:04 > 0:15:05Tomorrow.
0:15:07 > 0:15:08Great(!)
0:15:16 > 0:15:17DOOR CREAKS
0:15:36 > 0:15:38CAMERA BLEEPS
0:15:40 > 0:15:43It must be nice, being able to live with your sister.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47Yeah, it's good.
0:15:47 > 0:15:51But then they think we can deal with stuff, cos we've got each other.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56I remember when we were younger, we got moved.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59I was about ten, so Tee would have been nine.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03And this place, it was really grim.
0:16:03 > 0:16:04Messy.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06And the guy in charge didn't know anything about us.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10And we were pretty upset,
0:16:10 > 0:16:13cos the place we'd been before was all right, you know?
0:16:14 > 0:16:17And I was trying not to show it
0:16:17 > 0:16:20because I didn't want Tee to be scared.
0:16:20 > 0:16:21HE SNIFFLES
0:16:21 > 0:16:23You OK?
0:16:23 > 0:16:26Are you sure you don't want to stop?
0:16:26 > 0:16:27It's fine.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30So, um, yeah.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33I just think that we needed someone, you know?
0:16:33 > 0:16:36To tell us it was going to be all right.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38Our social worker turned up.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41Stayed ten minutes, then he was gone.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43Just left us there.
0:16:43 > 0:16:44How did you feel about that?
0:16:46 > 0:16:47Like no-one cared.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52There was this one time in the park that same summer.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54There was a party going on
0:16:54 > 0:16:56and there was this kid,
0:16:56 > 0:17:00didn't want his mum to leave, so she stayed with him the whole time.
0:17:00 > 0:17:01Two hours.
0:17:03 > 0:17:04We got ten minutes.
0:17:06 > 0:17:09But, hey, ah,
0:17:09 > 0:17:12who wants to be that kid in the park anyway, crying his eyes out?
0:17:12 > 0:17:15I mean, it's best to be tough. Strong.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17Me and Tee, we're...we're strong.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23What about the good stuff?
0:17:23 > 0:17:24What's the best...
0:17:26 > 0:17:27What?
0:17:27 > 0:17:29- It's not recording.- You're kidding!
0:17:30 > 0:17:32I don't understand. I had it all charged up.
0:17:32 > 0:17:36- It wasn't recording?! - It was ready, Johnny, I swear!
0:17:36 > 0:17:38Look, just let me charge it up. We can do it again.
0:17:38 > 0:17:41- Please, Johnny!- No.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43I don't know what happened, I swear!
0:17:43 > 0:17:48Jody, look. I am sorry. I'm not doing that again. That was too hard.
0:17:48 > 0:17:52No, Johnny, please! You were brilliant, Johnny, and it was...
0:17:52 > 0:17:53What's wrong with it?
0:17:53 > 0:17:55Jody!
0:17:55 > 0:17:57You didn't rewind it, did you?
0:17:57 > 0:17:59Rewind what?
0:17:59 > 0:18:03Just, I got some really classic stuff last night. Did you rewind it?
0:18:03 > 0:18:05You used my camera?
0:18:05 > 0:18:06Yeah. You were asleep.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11And what did you do afterwards, Tyler?
0:18:11 > 0:18:13Did you make sure it was still charging?
0:18:14 > 0:18:15Why did I even bother?!
0:18:15 > 0:18:17Problem?
0:18:17 > 0:18:20- Johnny just told me the best stuff ever about living in care.- Great.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22And it wasn't recording. And he won't do it again.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24Do you want some help with the camera?
0:18:24 > 0:18:27No. I need Tyler to keep his stupid hands off!
0:18:27 > 0:18:30I didn't realise. And I said sorry.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32No, you never.
0:18:32 > 0:18:33Sorry.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35The whole film should have been like that, Mike.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38Look, you have to get the other kids to want to be involved.
0:18:38 > 0:18:41Get them on your side. You still have a few hours. Yeah?
0:18:43 > 0:18:46So how are you going to do that?
0:18:46 > 0:18:50You mean, "How are WE going to do that?"
0:18:56 > 0:18:58KNOCK ON DOOR
0:19:01 > 0:19:03- HE CLEARS HIS THROAT - Jody.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12Can I be in your film, please?
0:19:12 > 0:19:15I've got some stuff, too, now I've been thinking about it.
0:19:15 > 0:19:16Me, too. I've got really good stuff.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20- What's going on?- Well, we thought about what you said.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22And you're right. This is a really important film to make.
0:19:24 > 0:19:25All right.
0:19:25 > 0:19:29Put your name on the sign-up sheet and I'll set the camera up.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35Oh! That's better.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37I obviously had more influence than I thought!
0:19:37 > 0:19:39You know, there's a first time for everything.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41Oh, ha-ha. Very funny(!)
0:19:41 > 0:19:43Oh, I see. Now you know it's going to be on telly,
0:19:43 > 0:19:45you want in on the action, too?
0:19:45 > 0:19:46What did you say?
0:19:46 > 0:19:49It's going to be a "fly on the wall", kind of, thing.
0:19:49 > 0:19:50And you never know, we might be famous.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53- Who told you that?- Harry.
0:19:53 > 0:19:57- Yeah?- Well, everyone, kind of, heard Tyler telling Harry.
0:19:57 > 0:20:00- And who told Tyler?- I dunno.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02Well, I signed the paperwork on this.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04This film's being made to help train social workers.
0:20:04 > 0:20:07It has nothing at all to do with TV. I'm sorry.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11- But why would Tyler...?- Don't know.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16- You playing games with us, Jody?- No.
0:20:16 > 0:20:18What, so we're really going to be on TV, are we,
0:20:18 > 0:20:21or is that something you said so you could get your interviews?
0:20:21 > 0:20:22Give that back!
0:20:22 > 0:20:24Jody, you shouldn't have misled people.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27I just wanted to finish something for once.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29To do a good job for Sasha.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31No-one cared about that.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33Crocodile tears.
0:20:33 > 0:20:36Her heart was in the right place, Carmen. Come on.
0:20:36 > 0:20:37Give her a break, eh?
0:20:37 > 0:20:39All right, guys. This needs fixing, please.
0:20:39 > 0:20:40What's wrong with you lot?
0:20:40 > 0:20:43Can't you see she was just acting like Miss Big Boots
0:20:43 > 0:20:46- because Sasha gave her the camera to play with?- No.
0:20:46 > 0:20:47It really mattered to her.
0:21:00 > 0:21:02So where's our director?
0:21:02 > 0:21:04- Erm...- She's just coming.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09She just had some last-minute stuff to do.
0:21:09 > 0:21:13Ah, perfectionist? Excellent! Can't wait to see the film!
0:21:15 > 0:21:17Yeah, why don't we have a chat in the office?
0:21:19 > 0:21:21KNOCK AT DOOR
0:21:25 > 0:21:27- All right?- Not really.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29I've really enjoyed filming today.
0:21:29 > 0:21:30That's great, Mo.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34CAMERA BLEEPS
0:21:34 > 0:21:38FILM PLAYS FAINTLY
0:21:38 > 0:21:40- FILM:- 'I loved my first social worker.'
0:21:40 > 0:21:41What's that?
0:21:41 > 0:21:43- My film.- Your what?!
0:21:47 > 0:21:49Sorry, Mo, but I've just got to see this.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53'..Jody's interviews?'
0:21:53 > 0:21:55I haven't got anything to say.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57- I just got put in care.- OK.
0:21:58 > 0:22:02"Do you think your social worker listens to you?"
0:22:02 > 0:22:04- JOHNNY:- 'What's so smart about that?'- 'Yeah, deep(!)'
0:22:04 > 0:22:07- BAILEY:- 'I reckon they only listen to stuff THEY want to talk about.'
0:22:07 > 0:22:11'Yeah, when you want to tell them something that's wrong.
0:22:11 > 0:22:14'they're just like, "OK, whatever, I don't really care."'
0:22:14 > 0:22:16'Unless YOU'VE done something wrong.'
0:22:16 > 0:22:18'Yeah, then they're all over you.'
0:22:18 > 0:22:22'Today on Cooking With Care Kids!
0:22:22 > 0:22:25'OK, so what you need to understand, Miss Social Worker,
0:22:25 > 0:22:28'is that THIS is your average kid.
0:22:28 > 0:22:31'Just a plain old cheese sandwich.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33'What you need to understand is that your kid in care
0:22:33 > 0:22:36'has got a bit more going on, OK?
0:22:36 > 0:22:39'You might have some of this. Might even have a couple of these...'
0:22:39 > 0:22:41LAUGHTER
0:22:41 > 0:22:44'Yeah, and you might have a great big dollop of that!'
0:22:44 > 0:22:47'A nice thick layer of some of this.'
0:22:47 > 0:22:50'So now, as you see, THIS...'
0:22:50 > 0:22:51GROANING
0:22:51 > 0:22:53'..is your Care Kid Sandwich.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55'Very different to that of a normal kid.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57'We don't want to be treated like plain old cheese, do we?
0:22:57 > 0:23:00'Because there's so much more to us!'
0:23:00 > 0:23:02'Um, are you going to eat that?'
0:23:02 > 0:23:05RAUCOUS LAUGHTER
0:23:05 > 0:23:07Well done. Well done.
0:23:11 > 0:23:12That's just brilliant.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14Mo filmed it.
0:23:14 > 0:23:17Well, yeah, obviously, but you told him to, right? For the film?
0:23:17 > 0:23:20Jody. I'm so impressed.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22Getting Mo to be a hidden camera like that.
0:23:22 > 0:23:25You've managed to catch everybody off guard.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27That's exactly what I wanted.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29The film quality's not brilliant,
0:23:29 > 0:23:32but I actually think that adds to the authenticity, doesn't it? Yeah.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37It wasn't my idea.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44I didn't have anything to do with it.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46Mo got it all on his own.
0:23:49 > 0:23:50I didn't even know.
0:23:52 > 0:23:55I didn't get anything, all right?
0:23:56 > 0:23:58I'm just a phoney.
0:23:58 > 0:23:59Jo... Jody.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06KNOCK ON DOOR
0:24:08 > 0:24:10Can I come in?
0:24:10 > 0:24:12I meant what I said.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14About being a phoney.
0:24:14 > 0:24:15Really?
0:24:18 > 0:24:20I actually think you're pretty brave.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23Not taking the credit.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25I know adults that wouldn't be that honest.
0:24:28 > 0:24:29It's not about that.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33I mean, why I didn't want to be in your film.
0:24:33 > 0:24:36It wasn't because you weren't getting the truth.
0:24:36 > 0:24:37So what was the reason, then?
0:24:44 > 0:24:45You know...
0:24:47 > 0:24:50..it's not easy when you want to be a part of something
0:24:50 > 0:24:53and there's something stopping you.
0:24:55 > 0:24:59Maybe you get so mad, you want to mess it up for everyone else.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02Maybe.
0:25:03 > 0:25:06I just didn't want to look like an idiot.
0:25:07 > 0:25:11Jody, I'm pretty sure that you could never look like an idiot.
0:25:14 > 0:25:18In my family, if you were ever the centre of attention...
0:25:20 > 0:25:22..you'd soon be sorry.
0:25:22 > 0:25:25Sasha! Sasha, you have to come and see this!
0:25:28 > 0:25:31Anyway.
0:25:31 > 0:25:32I just wanted you to know.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37I didn't think your film was stupid.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39And I'm sorry
0:25:39 > 0:25:41for being such a pain.
0:25:41 > 0:25:42(Oh, Jody.)
0:25:44 > 0:25:47If only you could see what we all see.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51Yeah, there's no-one like me.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55You should take credit for Mo's film.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59He wouldn't have got that stuff without you.
0:25:59 > 0:26:02Come on, Sasha! Bring Jody!
0:26:06 > 0:26:08Are you coming to watch?
0:26:10 > 0:26:11OK.
0:26:11 > 0:26:14- OK, Jody, you have got to see this. Is it ready, Mo?- Yep.
0:26:14 > 0:26:18You know what she should be asking, but she's not going to,
0:26:18 > 0:26:21what it's like to be a kid whose mum's just died,
0:26:21 > 0:26:22or their dad's hooked on drugs
0:26:22 > 0:26:24and it's not safe to live at home any more.
0:26:24 > 0:26:28'Or their mum's in jail and there's no-one left to look after them.
0:26:28 > 0:26:31'Is she going to ask them what it's like to be dumped in a house
0:26:31 > 0:26:34'with strangers, when ten days ago you thought you had a family?
0:26:34 > 0:26:38'Realising you're not normal any more.
0:26:38 > 0:26:40'Cos you're that Care Kid,
0:26:40 > 0:26:42'and it's always going to be like that dream at school
0:26:42 > 0:26:45'where you've turned up at school in your undies.
0:26:45 > 0:26:48'And everyone is staring.
0:26:48 > 0:26:49'And it's just you.
0:26:51 > 0:26:53'Going to ask 'em about that?
0:26:53 > 0:26:54'Yeah, right.
0:26:54 > 0:26:55'Course she will.'
0:27:01 > 0:27:03You were awesome, Jody.
0:27:03 > 0:27:05That's got to be in the film, right?
0:27:05 > 0:27:08You're not going to get an argument from me.
0:27:08 > 0:27:10As long as you don't mind, Jody.
0:27:10 > 0:27:12Yeah, why not?
0:27:13 > 0:27:16- There's always air-brushing, right?- Exactly!
0:27:16 > 0:27:19Right, now it's time for the bloopers!
0:27:19 > 0:27:21- Move up!- Right.
0:27:26 > 0:27:28MUSIC: "I Feel Love" by Donna Summer
0:27:28 > 0:27:31GROANING AND LAUGHTER
0:27:33 > 0:27:36Oh, no!
0:27:36 > 0:27:38JEERING
0:27:38 > 0:27:40LAUGHTER
0:27:43 > 0:27:45INCREDULOUS LAUGHTER
0:27:48 > 0:27:50Oh...no!