0:00:02 > 0:00:05- This is going to be the most fun! - I've been thinking about it all week.
0:00:05 > 0:00:07- Why, what's going on? - What's going on?
0:00:07 > 0:00:09It's the final of Find Me A Star tomorrow night.
0:00:09 > 0:00:10Whoopee-doo(!)
0:00:10 > 0:00:13- Oh, what do you know?- Whatever. As long it's finished by 7.30.
0:00:13 > 0:00:14Right, lads?
0:00:14 > 0:00:16Englaaand!
0:00:16 > 0:00:17GROANS: Football.
0:00:17 > 0:00:19Yes, football. It's England.
0:00:19 > 0:00:21You know THE England against Portugal match.
0:00:21 > 0:00:24- It's a friendly, not even a real match.- And we've bagsied the TV.
0:00:24 > 0:00:27You can't bagsy the TV when there's an England match on.
0:00:27 > 0:00:29Well, we did.
0:00:29 > 0:00:30ALL: Mike!
0:00:49 > 0:00:52You're going to have to work it out. What can I say?
0:00:52 > 0:00:54Can't we get another telly?
0:00:54 > 0:00:56With what, exactly?
0:00:56 > 0:00:58I don't know. Emergency fund?
0:00:58 > 0:01:03There is no emergency fund. We can't afford an emergency fund.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05And even if there was an emergency fund...
0:01:05 > 0:01:06All right, I get it.
0:01:06 > 0:01:09- We bagsied it first. Tell them it's ours.- True, we did bagsy it first...
0:01:09 > 0:01:12THEY ALL TALK AT ONCE MIKE WHISTLES FOR ATTENTION
0:01:12 > 0:01:14Stop!
0:01:14 > 0:01:18Obviously we're going to have to settle it the old-fashioned way.
0:01:18 > 0:01:23May I introduce the ancient arts of debate
0:01:23 > 0:01:25and compromise, huh?
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Maybe not.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33How about rock-paper-scissors?
0:01:33 > 0:01:35Coin toss?
0:01:35 > 0:01:38I'm not giving up Find Me A Star on a coin toss.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41Well, you're going to have to work this out amongst yourselves.
0:01:41 > 0:01:45I might like to add that I was very much looking forward to watching
0:01:45 > 0:01:48a nature documentary tomorrow night on the
0:01:48 > 0:01:50Painted Dogs Of The Okavango.
0:01:50 > 0:01:51THEY SCOFF
0:01:51 > 0:01:55But I am willing to go along with the majority decision.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58- But they didn't bagsy the TV, we did.- They're not getting it.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Such is a democracy.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05Harry? Singers, dancers and a stand-up comedian
0:02:05 > 0:02:08- that's probably better than me. - Harry, you don't want to, Harry.
0:02:08 > 0:02:09Come on, Harry. Come on!
0:02:09 > 0:02:11THEY TALK AT ONCE
0:02:11 > 0:02:13- OK. - THEY CELEBRATE
0:02:13 > 0:02:14Five-all.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20Floss. You cute little Flossy.
0:02:20 > 0:02:24Floss, surely you want to watch the talent show. Right?
0:02:24 > 0:02:26- Not bothered.- Right, Floss, if you vote for the football now,
0:02:26 > 0:02:28- we'll take you out for pizza. - Floss.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Watch Find Me A Star and we'll take you for pizza and cake.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32No, Floss, ice cream, ice cream.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35- We'll buy you a tub of ice cream. - That might not be such a good idea.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37Not unless you like cleaning up sick.
0:02:37 > 0:02:41Floss. Flossy - pizza, ice cream and my bracelet
0:02:41 > 0:02:43any time you want to borrow it.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46- No, Floss. No, Floss. - Find Me A Star!- 6-5 to us.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48Floss, we would've bought you one.
0:02:48 > 0:02:49Right, come on, Mo.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51There's singing, dancing.
0:02:54 > 0:02:55I don't know anything about football.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57That's perfect, just come to our team then.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00But I've never watched a talent show before.
0:03:00 > 0:03:01- So come over here, Mo. - THEY ARGUE
0:03:01 > 0:03:04We'll tell you everything you want to know.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06Put Mo down as undecided, then.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09That's not fair, because they're winning and he's got a vote left.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12He doesn't have to be on either team.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15What's the point of voting? It's well out of order.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18- Well, don't I get a vote? - You want to vote?
0:03:18 > 0:03:21- Yeah, I want to watch the football. - Yes!
0:03:21 > 0:03:23That's six votes each, so great - nobody wins.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26- Mike hasn't voted yet. - Yeah, you weren't here, Tee.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29- I voted for the Painted Dogs Of The Okavango.- What?
0:03:29 > 0:03:33All right, all right. We need a decider. A competition.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36Team Talent versus Team Football. Winner watches their show.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Any ideas?
0:03:39 > 0:03:44Touch The Telly. You have to have one hand on the telly or you're out.
0:03:44 > 0:03:49So write this down - one hand on TV...
0:03:49 > 0:03:51at all times.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53- Oi, hold on. What about loo breaks? - Two.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56- No, five, I think five. - Just don't drink as much.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58- Four.- Three. If they still need the loo after that,
0:03:58 > 0:04:00- they better go on the floor. - Don't you dare.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02OK, but we're going to time the loo breaks, right?
0:04:02 > 0:04:04How long does it take to get to the loo from here?
0:04:04 > 0:04:06- It takes ages.- Really?
0:04:06 > 0:04:10The fastest time to the loo and back is 1 minute 38 seconds.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12- How do you know that?- What?
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Rick and I did time trials a while back.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17- Are you being serious? - You're embarrassing!
0:04:17 > 0:04:18We were bored!
0:04:18 > 0:04:22- OK. So let's round it up to two minutes then, yeah?- Yeah.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25- Give you time to wash your hands. - Good idea.
0:04:25 > 0:04:29And all the other Ashdene rules apply.
0:04:29 > 0:04:30- Never!- Play nice.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Football! Football! Football!
0:04:32 > 0:04:35Talent! Talent! Talent!
0:04:35 > 0:04:37THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER
0:04:39 > 0:04:42"FIND ME A STAR" PLAYS ON TV
0:04:44 > 0:04:46FOOTBALL MATCH PLAYS
0:04:46 > 0:04:49THEY KEEP CHANGING CHANNELS
0:04:57 > 0:05:00- I've got some drinks. - I've got my energy bars.- Yep.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03Are you sure we need this much?
0:05:03 > 0:05:06So, we can read as long as we're near the telly?
0:05:06 > 0:05:09No, Floss, your hand has to be on the TV at all times.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11So is someone going to read to us?
0:05:11 > 0:05:15- No, Floss. We're all going to be doing our own thing.- Oh.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Give her ten minutes.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23WHISTLE SOUNDS
0:05:24 > 0:05:28Floss. Floss, that's the whistle. Floss, come on,
0:05:28 > 0:05:32there's only five minutes and I really need to go!
0:05:32 > 0:05:33Floss!
0:05:40 > 0:05:41SHE GROANS
0:05:43 > 0:05:48All right! Everybody ready?
0:05:51 > 0:05:56Five, four, three, two, one...
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Here we go.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15CLOCK YAWNS
0:06:26 > 0:06:29Whose stupid idea was this?
0:06:29 > 0:06:31This is a really stupid idea!
0:06:33 > 0:06:35There you go.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41Frank, don't join in, they're going to get hungry later on.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Yeah, they are.
0:06:47 > 0:06:51Hey - what do you think of a stand-up comedy act where the guy does
0:06:51 > 0:06:54a contortionist thing while his hand's still on the TV at all times?
0:06:54 > 0:06:57- Does a what thing?- You know, all that weird bendy stuff
0:06:57 > 0:07:01- with his arms and legs. - Sounds a bit mad, Tyler.
0:07:01 > 0:07:02Even for you, mate.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04- No, look, I can do it.- Be careful.
0:07:04 > 0:07:05Oh...
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Oh. He's going to fall.
0:07:07 > 0:07:08THEY GROAN
0:07:08 > 0:07:11Yeah, I think it needs to be a bit more clever than that, really.
0:07:11 > 0:07:15- And not totally naff. - All right, then. Watch this.
0:07:15 > 0:07:16Tyler, watch out!
0:07:18 > 0:07:20- Yes!- You're out, mate!
0:07:21 > 0:07:24- What are you doing?- You dufus, we've only been going two minutes.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27You are disqualified!
0:07:27 > 0:07:29One down! One down!
0:07:29 > 0:07:30One down!
0:07:30 > 0:07:33Can't believe it. I'm really sorry, guys.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36OK. So, Team Talent have five people remaining.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39But Team Football have six people remaining.
0:07:39 > 0:07:40THEY CHEER
0:07:40 > 0:07:43Football, football, football!
0:07:50 > 0:07:53MUSIC: "Boom Blast" by Wiley
0:08:43 > 0:08:46Right, you horrible lot. Food's up.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Mo - go and eat with Tyler.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51I'll hold the fort and then I must be off.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53Is that...
0:08:53 > 0:08:56spaghetti with...special sauce?
0:08:56 > 0:08:58Might be.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01Mike, just please bring it in now - we're so hungry.
0:09:01 > 0:09:05Sorry, but if you want to eat you'll have to do it at the table.
0:09:05 > 0:09:06You know we can't do that!
0:09:06 > 0:09:08THEY ALL TALK AT ONCE
0:09:08 > 0:09:12I am not having 11 portions of spaghetti dribbled all over
0:09:12 > 0:09:15the carpet. Not to mention down the back of the television.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17THEY PROTEST
0:09:18 > 0:09:23Yeah, right, sorry about that. But them's the rules.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26THEY GROAN
0:09:26 > 0:09:27I can't believe it!
0:09:34 > 0:09:36What are you doing?
0:09:36 > 0:09:38You'd better get another plate ready.
0:09:38 > 0:09:42Cos Frank's going to start chewing Rick's arm any minute.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03Right, Frank, come on, mate. Focus, yeah.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05What's more important - England or your stomach?
0:10:05 > 0:10:07Oh, that is not fair!
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Guys, I'm getting seriously worried about Frank.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14Just think, Frank - live goals. Live England goals.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18You got anything in that bag?
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Er...
0:10:20 > 0:10:23- I've got cake but I was saving it for later.- Yeah, bring it out.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26But I've not got much left.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29Look, it's not a favour for me. Do it for the footie.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32- We need anything we can get. - See?
0:10:35 > 0:10:37Hey, Fra...
0:10:37 > 0:10:39GIRLS LAUGH
0:10:47 > 0:10:49There's football.
0:10:49 > 0:10:50And then there's special sauce.
0:10:52 > 0:10:56Ah, but now I can open up shop.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59You're a bit young to run a shop Frank.
0:10:59 > 0:11:00And besides, there isn't any room.
0:11:00 > 0:11:05No, Mo, it just means selling stuff.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07I can smell a scam!
0:11:07 > 0:11:12Well, they are going to run out of sweets very quickly.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14And then they're going to be hungry.
0:11:14 > 0:11:18Nice. But where do we get the supplies?
0:11:18 > 0:11:20Oh, I've got my ideas.
0:11:28 > 0:11:32THEY START TO ARGUE
0:11:39 > 0:11:40Flossy, no!
0:11:40 > 0:11:43No fizzy drinks! That's guaranteed to make go to the toilet.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46- It's the bubbles. - I like the bubbles.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49Well, you can't have the bubbles. Because it makes you pee.
0:11:49 > 0:11:50Uh-uh. Get your own!
0:11:50 > 0:11:52I don't want my own.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54I just don't want you going to the toilet in 20 minutes.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57Right, can we, er, stop talking about the toilet, please?
0:11:57 > 0:11:59Can't you wait any longer?
0:11:59 > 0:12:02Look, I can understand Floss not being able to handle it,
0:12:02 > 0:12:03you know, cos she's six.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05THEY LAUGH
0:12:05 > 0:12:08Did you drink a load of water before we started?
0:12:08 > 0:12:09Er... Hydration's important.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12THEY LAUGH
0:12:19 > 0:12:22- Mike's secret stash!- Yep.
0:12:22 > 0:12:26With this, I'm going to make a profit -
0:12:26 > 0:12:30and then replace them before he even finds out.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Awesome.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34< Mo, I need a loo break!
0:12:34 > 0:12:37Wait! Don't move yet, I haven't started the timer.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Was that Johnny?
0:12:43 > 0:12:44- Hey!- Go.
0:12:55 > 0:12:56Tyler.
0:13:20 > 0:13:231 minute 37.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25You're as mad as a box of frogs.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27Er, guys, the stairs are booby-trapped.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31- What have you been doing? - Nothing.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35What?
0:13:35 > 0:13:42Anyway, guys, I've got some sweets finely priced for all of you.
0:13:42 > 0:13:43- Oh, please.- Can I have some?
0:13:43 > 0:13:45THEY ALL BEG
0:13:45 > 0:13:49All right, all right. I'll be back for your orders.
0:13:49 > 0:13:52- Give the man a chance. - I need a loo break.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54What is up with you lot?
0:13:54 > 0:13:56- Mo.- Go.
0:13:56 > 0:13:57Watch the stairs!
0:14:12 > 0:14:13SHE RATTLES DOOR HANDLE
0:14:13 > 0:14:17Mike! Mike, let me out, help me!
0:14:21 > 0:14:22< Mike, help!
0:14:22 > 0:14:24SHE BANGS ON DOOR
0:14:24 > 0:14:27Mike? Come and let me out!
0:14:27 > 0:14:28Mike!
0:14:30 > 0:14:32Er, how did you manage that?
0:14:33 > 0:14:37I didn't do it! It was Tyler. I totally know it was him.
0:14:37 > 0:14:38Don't panic, we'll get you out.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41- I'm going to run out of time! - 30 seconds.
0:14:41 > 0:14:45I don't have 30 seconds, Mike. Mike, unfair!
0:15:02 > 0:15:03You're welcome.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07Where have you been!?
0:15:07 > 0:15:08The door handle came off.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10Mo, was that more than two minutes?
0:15:10 > 0:15:14Um. Four minutes and 14 seconds more than two minutes.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17So, er, you're disqualified.
0:15:17 > 0:15:18Jody!
0:15:18 > 0:15:19You set me up.
0:15:19 > 0:15:22Don't have a go at me just cos you're clumsy.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25The bathroom was falling apart anyway. I didn't touch it.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27- He's a liar!- No, no.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29To be honest, there's quite a few things round here need fixing.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32Mike! I'm not putting up with a dirty tricks campaign here.
0:15:32 > 0:15:36Quite right. May-Li has spoken, there will be no dirty tricks.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39Even though Tyler has assured us that this one wasn't.
0:15:39 > 0:15:40Sorry, Jody.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42It's all right.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44But if you want to play dirty...
0:15:44 > 0:15:47OK, well, I'm looking forward to watching whatever it is
0:15:47 > 0:15:50with the winners tomorrow night. You're in charge?
0:15:50 > 0:15:51I'm leading by example here.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54If the phone goes you'll have to get one of the lads to answer it.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56Yeah. No problem.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58Well, good night to you all.
0:15:58 > 0:15:59You loonies.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01ALL: Bye!
0:16:20 > 0:16:22PHONE RINGS
0:16:22 > 0:16:24Well, well, well, look at that -
0:16:24 > 0:16:27phone rings almost immediately after Mike mentions it.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29Don't worry, I'll get it.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31Hang on, you'll have to take it as a loo break.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33It's OK, I've got it sorted.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39Hello, Ashdene Ridge?
0:16:39 > 0:16:41'Er, hello there?'
0:16:41 > 0:16:42Hello. Can I help?
0:16:42 > 0:16:45'I was just wondering if I could have the...
0:16:45 > 0:16:47'deep pan lunch special with a bottle of cola...'
0:16:47 > 0:16:49I can't believe you're still hungry, Tyler.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52You've just had that massive plate of spaghetti.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54Tyler, that is just pathetic.
0:16:54 > 0:16:58I'm so sorry, did you think I'd have to answer it in the office?
0:16:58 > 0:17:00'Sorry, er, can't hear you. Bye!'
0:17:00 > 0:17:02THEY LAUGH
0:17:02 > 0:17:03He's such an idiot.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05What about listening to some music?
0:17:05 > 0:17:07Yeah, good luck getting everyone to agree on what.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09I could do with some music. What have we got?
0:17:09 > 0:17:12Anything's fine. Harry, put the radio on, will you?
0:17:12 > 0:17:13Bring it up.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15- Yeah, put on Vaz FM.- No...
0:17:15 > 0:17:17- (Floss.) - (What?)
0:17:17 > 0:17:19ARGUING OVER RADIO
0:17:21 > 0:17:23(No.)
0:17:23 > 0:17:26I want something that's kind of like deep house.
0:17:26 > 0:17:27You want something?
0:17:29 > 0:17:31(No!)
0:17:31 > 0:17:34- We're not listening to the news, I'm sorry.- Boring!
0:17:34 > 0:17:36- This one!- Yes!
0:17:36 > 0:17:38This tune!
0:17:40 > 0:17:42I'm bored. See you later.
0:17:42 > 0:17:43Floss? What just happened?
0:17:43 > 0:17:45Should I time her?
0:17:45 > 0:17:46No.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53Has she just walked? Floss! Come back here!
0:17:53 > 0:17:54DOOR CLOSES
0:17:55 > 0:17:57What?
0:17:58 > 0:18:01SHOUTING AND LAUGHING
0:18:41 > 0:18:43I thought you were selling those.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45They're desperate in there.
0:18:45 > 0:18:48I was waiting till they were desperate.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50And then they won't worry
0:18:50 > 0:18:52about the price.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55Frank, that's just, like, evil.
0:18:55 > 0:18:59Mike won't be happy when he knows your selling his sweets.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01I'll buy him some more tomorrow.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04Just keep the profit.
0:19:04 > 0:19:05Sneaky!
0:19:05 > 0:19:07Oh, thank you.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11Awesome! Special sauce.
0:19:23 > 0:19:24How much?!
0:19:24 > 0:19:26Well, if you don't want any...
0:19:30 > 0:19:32ALL: Wait!
0:19:37 > 0:19:39Thank you.
0:19:39 > 0:19:40Wonderful.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43Very nice.
0:19:44 > 0:19:45Wonderful.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49Here we go.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51Thank you.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53Nice.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55Frank?
0:19:55 > 0:19:57Where did you get the sweets from?
0:19:57 > 0:19:59A...friend of a friend.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06RUNNING WATER SOUND
0:20:06 > 0:20:07What is that?
0:20:07 > 0:20:09What are you doing?!
0:20:09 > 0:20:12Oh, this? I thought it might be relaxing.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16Mo, start the clock.
0:20:16 > 0:20:17TIMER BEEPS
0:20:17 > 0:20:19Get away from us with that thing!
0:20:19 > 0:20:21Please turn it off.
0:20:34 > 0:20:38RUNNING WATER CONTINUES
0:20:39 > 0:20:40Jody!
0:20:40 > 0:20:42PHONE BEEPS, RUNNING WATER STOPS
0:20:42 > 0:20:44That really didn't help me at all.
0:20:44 > 0:20:47Right, that is it! No more cheating, OK?
0:20:47 > 0:20:50Carmen's right. My team, my team - be strong.
0:20:50 > 0:20:53No-one else needs to go, OK?
0:20:53 > 0:20:54You big cheat!
0:20:54 > 0:20:58You can talk! Fair's fair, Tyler.
0:20:58 > 0:20:59What? Oh
0:20:59 > 0:21:01- Ah!- Ow!
0:21:01 > 0:21:03- Oh, what?!- Jody!
0:21:03 > 0:21:04It was an accident.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06Mo's the adjudicator.
0:21:10 > 0:21:11That is not fair!
0:21:12 > 0:21:16ALARM BEEPS
0:21:16 > 0:21:17Oh, no!
0:21:17 > 0:21:20It's the special sauce!
0:21:20 > 0:21:22Right, everyone, out that front door.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24Wait for me outside and don't come back in for anything.
0:21:24 > 0:21:26OK, we should go.
0:21:26 > 0:21:29- I think we should definitely go. - Yeah. But then the game's over.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31Um, well, I have a suggestion.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33ALARM CONTINUES
0:21:36 > 0:21:38That was me - I forgot all about it.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40You should never leave the pan on and walk away, Jody!
0:21:40 > 0:21:42I'm sorry.
0:21:42 > 0:21:44ALARM STOPS
0:21:44 > 0:21:46Well, you've learned something and so have I.
0:21:48 > 0:21:49Slowly, slowly...
0:21:49 > 0:21:51Guys, what are you all still doing here?
0:21:51 > 0:21:54- I thought I told you to get out. - No, no, we were leaving,
0:21:54 > 0:21:56we just didn't want to give up on the competition.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58Your safety's more important here.
0:21:58 > 0:22:01I mean, that could have been really serious in there.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03If this contest means I can't keep you guys safe
0:22:03 > 0:22:05I'm just going to have to call it off.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08It doesn't mean that! We were trying to be safe, honest.
0:22:09 > 0:22:13May-Li, it's my fault. I'm the one that left the pan on.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16Please don't stop the competition just because of me.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24All right, fine.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27The contest goes ahead, but I can't participate any more, OK?
0:22:27 > 0:22:29You're disqualified anyway!
0:22:30 > 0:22:31Thanks.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33Look, no more pranks, yeah?
0:22:33 > 0:22:36Tyler, clear the stuff up on the stairs.
0:22:36 > 0:22:40Jody, the kitchen needs cleaning and airing out,
0:22:40 > 0:22:42and, er, I think I'm just
0:22:42 > 0:22:44going to keep an eye on the place from now on.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER
0:22:46 > 0:22:48- Careful.- Careful, slowly!
0:22:51 > 0:22:53OWL HOOTS
0:22:53 > 0:22:55HOWLING
0:23:03 > 0:23:05DOOR OUTSIDE CREAKS AND CLOSES
0:23:08 > 0:23:11- What are you doing? - What are YOU doing?
0:23:11 > 0:23:13I'm going downstairs.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16Then I'm going downstairs, too.
0:23:16 > 0:23:17Fine.
0:23:21 > 0:23:24SNORING
0:23:50 > 0:23:52(Don't do it.)
0:23:53 > 0:23:55(It's all right. Who'll know?)
0:23:55 > 0:23:56Harry!
0:23:58 > 0:24:00I'm starving.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10Harry, mate, you're out.
0:24:22 > 0:24:25Oh, he's not the only one.
0:24:25 > 0:24:26Carmen?
0:24:26 > 0:24:27Mmm?
0:24:27 > 0:24:29You're out, sweetheart.
0:24:44 > 0:24:47COCKEREL CROWS
0:24:47 > 0:24:49BIRDS TWEETING
0:25:03 > 0:25:04Morning, all!!
0:25:07 > 0:25:09Isn't that a bit premature, Jody?
0:25:09 > 0:25:11I don't think so.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13Too tired to argue.
0:25:13 > 0:25:16- Oh, morning, Mike.- Morning.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20Erm, what's that smell?
0:25:21 > 0:25:23Oh, yeah, I burnt some toast.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26Ah, right.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28Can you move around a bit?
0:25:28 > 0:25:31Oh, stop banging on, will you?
0:25:31 > 0:25:32Tee. Wake up.
0:25:35 > 0:25:38Are those the sweets I bought for Halloween last year?
0:25:38 > 0:25:40Oh, erm, Mike, I was just...
0:25:40 > 0:25:43It wasn't last year - it was the year before.
0:25:43 > 0:25:46Are they all right? I was going to throw them in the bin.
0:25:46 > 0:25:49Two-year-old sweets and you were selling them to us for a quid.
0:25:49 > 0:25:50Frank?
0:25:51 > 0:25:53How many more times, Johnny?
0:25:53 > 0:25:55Can you stand over there and stop elbowing me?
0:25:55 > 0:25:56Guys!
0:25:56 > 0:25:58I didn't elbow you, all right? Calm down.
0:25:58 > 0:26:01This is your elbow, right? And this is what you're doing with it.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03- What are you doing? - I'm showing you how annoying it is.
0:26:03 > 0:26:05- Back off.- Or what? - Guys, come on.
0:26:05 > 0:26:08Here, how do you like it, eh?
0:26:08 > 0:26:09Guys!
0:26:09 > 0:26:11Awww!
0:26:11 > 0:26:14We won! Yes! We won!
0:26:14 > 0:26:15I did it! I won!
0:26:15 > 0:26:18- ALL:- Team Tyler! Team Tyler! Team Tyler!
0:26:18 > 0:26:19Idiots!
0:26:19 > 0:26:22THEY CHEER
0:26:26 > 0:26:27- There you are.- Too right.
0:26:27 > 0:26:29Nice try, though.
0:26:29 > 0:26:31- Thank you. - Happy now, are we?
0:26:31 > 0:26:33Taking my pound!
0:26:38 > 0:26:42Sorry, mate, but I did think it was genius for a while.
0:26:42 > 0:26:45You promise we can flick over to the football during the adverts?
0:26:45 > 0:26:47Yes! Calm down.
0:26:48 > 0:26:50MUSIC STARTS ON TV
0:26:50 > 0:26:52My team always wins.
0:26:53 > 0:26:56- I'm not watching this, no way! - Shut up, it's good.
0:27:18 > 0:27:21SNORING
0:27:21 > 0:27:24TV ANNOUNCER: 'It's Doris and her amazing dancing dog!
0:27:24 > 0:27:29'All the way from Stirling, the man with the magic lips,
0:27:29 > 0:27:31'Pete and his pan pipes.'
0:27:33 > 0:27:38'Brave contortionist, the man with the elastic arms...'
0:27:41 > 0:27:44'..and a young man with a beautiful voice...'
0:27:45 > 0:27:47SOOTHING MUSIC
0:27:47 > 0:27:49- TV NARRATOR:- 'The dogs have not fed today.
0:27:49 > 0:27:54'Their favourite meal, the impala, are gathering at the water hole...'