0:00:02 > 0:00:04Please, Bailey, can I have a go?
0:00:04 > 0:00:05You've had it the whole time!
0:00:05 > 0:00:08BAILEY LAUGHS It's not funny. Stop it!
0:00:08 > 0:00:09Get off!
0:00:10 > 0:00:11I'm going home!
0:00:16 > 0:00:19He gets the ball from Messi, powers it down the line, nutmegs Cahill,
0:00:19 > 0:00:21only the keeper to beat...
0:00:21 > 0:00:24- DOG BARKS - Yes!
0:00:24 > 0:00:26Oi, hairy, that's mine!
0:00:27 > 0:00:29Here, Mischief. Here.
0:00:29 > 0:00:30Down. Down.
0:00:30 > 0:00:34MISCHIEF WHIMPERS You don't like sharing, do you?
0:00:34 > 0:00:36Could've given your girlfriend a go.
0:00:36 > 0:00:38You're not at Wembley yet.
0:00:38 > 0:00:39What's it got to do with you?
0:00:39 > 0:00:41Nothing.
0:00:41 > 0:00:42I just know what I see,
0:00:42 > 0:00:45and that's a boy who's going to end up with no mates.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47Well, at least I'm not a loser like you.
0:00:47 > 0:00:48What?
0:00:48 > 0:00:49Give me back my ball.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54Who are you calling a loser?
0:00:54 > 0:00:55Give me back my...
0:00:55 > 0:00:56No.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00THE OLD MAN GROANS
0:01:00 > 0:01:03MISCHIEF BARKS
0:01:04 > 0:01:05Come here, you.
0:01:26 > 0:01:27All right, see yous.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29Can I help you practice?
0:01:29 > 0:01:32No. He'll just be a big fat show-off like he was yesterday.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35If you're going into town you can stop off in the pound shop for us.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37Yeah, I'm not going that way.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40Money, shopping list. And I'll be counting the change.
0:01:40 > 0:01:41Ta-dah!
0:01:41 > 0:01:43- Not for breakfast! No way!- Aw.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45Not vegetables again!
0:01:45 > 0:01:47I swear I'm turning into a carrot.
0:01:47 > 0:01:48Look at my skin!
0:01:48 > 0:01:49That's felt pen, you turnip.
0:01:49 > 0:01:50I love vegetables.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53Good, cos those are for lunch and those are for tea.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55KIDS GROAN AND COMPLAIN
0:01:55 > 0:01:59It's your vegetable patch, kids. Waste not, want not.
0:01:59 > 0:02:00What are you doing?
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Sharing our surplus.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04We can put them outside for the neighbours to take.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12DOG BARKS
0:02:25 > 0:02:26RIP.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30What does that mean?
0:02:30 > 0:02:31Rest in peace.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35The fella who used to sit here, he died.
0:02:49 > 0:02:53Collapsed right here. Called the ambulance, got him to the hospital,
0:02:53 > 0:02:55but he didn't last the night.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Are you all right, mate? Did you know him?
0:03:01 > 0:03:02No.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Shame.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07I'm looking for someone to take him before the dog warden tips up.
0:03:07 > 0:03:08Hey.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12They'll keep him for a week and then...
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Are you in the market for a pet, son?
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Me? No.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Every boy needs a dog.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20Best friend you could have.
0:03:20 > 0:03:21I don't need a best friend.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23MISCHIEF WHIMPERS
0:03:30 > 0:03:34How much do you think we can charge? 50p or a pound?
0:03:34 > 0:03:35A pound.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37A pound? What are you doing?
0:03:37 > 0:03:38It's our farm shop.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41Why give away stuff when you can get good cash?
0:03:42 > 0:03:45Come get your veggies! Fresh picked this morning.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49Look, you've to big them up. Not just veggies.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51- I am!- No.
0:03:51 > 0:03:52More like this.
0:03:52 > 0:03:56Organic, farm-fresh, bursting with flavour!
0:03:56 > 0:03:57Come and get your veggies!
0:03:57 > 0:04:00You two can be our assistants. 50p an hour.
0:04:05 > 0:04:06What's that?
0:04:06 > 0:04:08It's a horse. What do you think it is?
0:04:08 > 0:04:09Whose is it?
0:04:09 > 0:04:12It's no-one's. Just looking after him for the minute.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14- What's his name?- Mischief.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18THEY ALL SHOUT
0:04:21 > 0:04:23Mischief, come here!
0:04:24 > 0:04:25Whoa!
0:04:25 > 0:04:26Grab him!
0:04:26 > 0:04:29- MISCHIEF GROWLS - What? Are you scared of a dog?
0:04:31 > 0:04:34MISCHIEF BARKS Oi, they're mine!
0:04:34 > 0:04:36What is that animal doing here?
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Ask Bailey.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40Loo rolls, bin-bags, scourers.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42I do not remember putting dog on that shopping list.
0:04:42 > 0:04:43MISCHIEF BARKS
0:04:43 > 0:04:46So I'm just going to put you in my room, all right?
0:04:50 > 0:04:51Go on.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Stay!
0:04:53 > 0:04:54Stay.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Do you know what? I had no idea Bailey even liked dogs.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03Well, it doesn't matter because we're not keeping him, OK?
0:05:03 > 0:05:04Why not?
0:05:04 > 0:05:06I told this bloke I'd try and find him a home.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Which bloke? Where?
0:05:08 > 0:05:11His owner died. He was going to go to some dog's home.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Do you know what? you're going to have to tell that bloke
0:05:14 > 0:05:15that it's not your problem.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17You were going to let Frank keep Shadow.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20'Yeah. At least this one's got the right number of legs.'
0:05:20 > 0:05:21'We'll look at the options.'
0:05:31 > 0:05:32What options are those?
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Johnny?
0:06:09 > 0:06:10Aw, this is disgusting!
0:06:10 > 0:06:12He's got to eat while he's here.
0:06:12 > 0:06:13You can call it his last supper.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15MIKE CHUCKLES
0:06:15 > 0:06:17SCREAMING
0:06:17 > 0:06:19Get him out!
0:06:21 > 0:06:23He hasn't touched my stuff.
0:06:23 > 0:06:24Really, I wonder why?
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Bailey, I told you to lock him in your room.
0:06:26 > 0:06:27I did!
0:06:27 > 0:06:28Trust Bailey to get a psycho dog.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31No, Bailey, I'm sorry but he is going to have to go to the dog's home.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Today.
0:06:33 > 0:06:34Did you hear me?
0:06:34 > 0:06:35That thing's a menace.
0:06:35 > 0:06:36Hey, quiet down. Go get a hoover.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38Come on, guys. Let's get in there and clean it up.
0:06:41 > 0:06:42Thank you.
0:06:43 > 0:06:44Can we have our wages now?
0:06:44 > 0:06:48Four hours at 75p an hour has got to be...
0:06:48 > 0:06:49..five pounds each.
0:06:49 > 0:06:53No. Four hours? Do I look stupid?
0:06:53 > 0:06:54You can't add up!
0:06:54 > 0:06:56It's about...
0:06:56 > 0:06:58two pounds.
0:06:58 > 0:06:59Isn't it more like one?
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Harry!
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Wait. We can't just shut up shop now.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05We've got a customer base.
0:07:05 > 0:07:06Well, we've cleared out our veggie patch.
0:07:08 > 0:07:09There is nothing left to sell.
0:07:09 > 0:07:13Then we buy more. From supermarket, like real shopkeepers do.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15We invest this lot into bigger and better.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18All right. More cash, more stock.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22- Are you two in? - We want 50% of the profits.
0:07:22 > 0:07:2420%. Yes, please.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28Will you let me do the business deals next time?
0:07:30 > 0:07:32- HE LAUGHS - Unlucky, carrot-stealer.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37I'm sorry, dog. You blew it.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46Hey. Come on, then.
0:07:51 > 0:07:52Last chance.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55If I'm going to be your new owner, you've got to respect the rules.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57I can't help you if you won't help yourself.
0:08:00 > 0:08:01Come on, boy. In.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Let me get you some water.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22The supermarket opened two hours ago!
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Go away, Floss.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40Mischief. Come on, boy!
0:08:40 > 0:08:41Come on.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43MISCHIEF BARKS
0:08:44 > 0:08:46Time for walkies. Let's go.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53Wrappers off, labels on.
0:08:53 > 0:08:54We're going to make a fortune!
0:08:56 > 0:08:58It doesn't even look like our stuff.
0:08:58 > 0:08:59It's too clean.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01Wait a minute...
0:09:03 > 0:09:05Sorted.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08And now, for the piece de resistance.
0:09:10 > 0:09:11Eggs!
0:09:11 > 0:09:14I picked these up for two quid. Bargain or what?
0:09:14 > 0:09:16We are so good at this.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23That's £1.50, please.
0:09:23 > 0:09:24Floss, that's enough.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27- All right, love.- Hi.
0:09:29 > 0:09:30BELL TINKLES
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Free vegetables, madam?
0:09:37 > 0:09:39- Here you go, thirsty workers. - Thank you.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41Pass them along. Pass them along.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50No! Give. Give. Give.
0:09:50 > 0:09:51No, Mischief.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56You need to think about your behaviour.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59- Good walk?- He's not in the house.
0:09:59 > 0:10:00Is that blood?
0:10:00 > 0:10:02- No, that's ketchup.- Bailey.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04If he was a kid, you wouldn't chuck him out.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06It's not a kid, it's a dog.
0:10:06 > 0:10:07But I can take care of him.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09But why? You didn't know the man that died.
0:10:09 > 0:10:10It's not your job to take him in.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13- He's got no-one else!- A pet, Bailey?
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Seriously? They didn't even look after the snake.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17But he just laid about.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19- A dog's load's better. - Load's more trouble.
0:10:19 > 0:10:20BAILEY SIGHS IMPATIENTLY
0:10:20 > 0:10:22But he can play games and he can fetch things.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Steal food, trash your room.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26I'll train him. Give me a week.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Three days.
0:10:29 > 0:10:30I swear I can make him be good.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36HE SIGHS
0:10:50 > 0:10:51# Dizzy!
0:10:53 > 0:10:57# I'm so dizzy, my head is spinning
0:10:58 > 0:11:01# Like a whirlpool, it never ends
0:11:02 > 0:11:05# And it's you, girl, making it spin
0:11:05 > 0:11:08# You're making me dizzy! #
0:11:09 > 0:11:13'And today, we're going to be showing you how easy it is
0:11:13 > 0:11:14'to be teaching your puppy a sit.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16'So it's quite simple.
0:11:16 > 0:11:19'One of the first things you teach your new puppy.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21'So make sure that you have lots of food. Good boy.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23'And all I'm going to do is...'
0:11:23 > 0:11:25Ah-whooooo!
0:11:26 > 0:11:30"Reward-based training."
0:11:31 > 0:11:33Oi, you have to work for them, greedy.
0:11:33 > 0:11:34Sit.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36- MISCHIEF GROWLS - Sit.
0:11:38 > 0:11:39Come on, Mischief. Sit!
0:11:39 > 0:11:41MISCHIEF WHIMPERS
0:11:41 > 0:11:43Stand. Stand!
0:11:43 > 0:11:45- HE WHIMPERS - What are you doing?
0:11:45 > 0:11:47Oh, come on. Stand! Stand! Stand!
0:11:47 > 0:11:50- You lot are putting him off. - He's useless.
0:11:50 > 0:11:51He's just got to get used to me.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53I bet we can help.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01"The sit command is one of the simpler and yet most useful commands
0:12:01 > 0:12:03- "you can teach your dog."- OK.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05"It gives you a wonderful easy way to control you dog.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07So this is how we're going to do it.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09I'm going to teach you how to be the best dog ever.
0:12:09 > 0:12:10Just trust me.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12I'm blaming you when this goes wrong.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14But have you ever seen Bailey interested in anything
0:12:14 > 0:12:15except football?
0:12:15 > 0:12:18We're not having a dog. I can give you ten good reasons.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21There's two of them over there.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23Owning a pet can really help care kids.
0:12:23 > 0:12:26They won't put the work in. They never do.
0:12:27 > 0:12:28Yeah, you're right.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31Ooh. Thank you very much.
0:12:32 > 0:12:36"You are invited to a dog show. Garden. Three o'clock tomorrow."
0:12:36 > 0:12:37Thank you very much.
0:12:42 > 0:12:43Get up. Come on.
0:12:46 > 0:12:47Come on.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52Hurry up, we're starting! Little ones at the front.
0:12:52 > 0:12:55- I get to sit at the front cos I'm the oldest.- Come on then.
0:12:55 > 0:12:56Hurry up.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59- Come on, hurry up. We haven't got all day.- Come on, then!
0:12:59 > 0:13:01What are you playing at? Hurry up..
0:13:01 > 0:13:03Wait. I need to put his collar on.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06CHANT: Hurry up! Hurry up!
0:13:06 > 0:13:09All right, Mischief of Ashdene Ridge.
0:13:09 > 0:13:12This collar cost me a tenner, so don't mess it up, all right?
0:13:12 > 0:13:14- MISCHIEF WHIMPERS - Come on.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16Just like we practised, yeah?
0:13:16 > 0:13:19- Come on.- Settle down. - You've had three days.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29MISCHIEF BARKS, KIDS CHEER
0:13:29 > 0:13:31Hurry up, we're missing the dog show!
0:13:31 > 0:13:33- Who's that?- I don't know.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36What did she want?
0:13:36 > 0:13:37She said we we're doing fraud.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39Cos the eggs aren't free-range.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41They've got the wrong stamps on their shells.
0:13:41 > 0:13:42Uh, what stamps?
0:13:42 > 0:13:44Didn't anyone check?
0:13:44 > 0:13:46I did offer her a full refund and a free broccoli.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48She said we were criminals and we could go to prison.
0:13:54 > 0:13:55Come on, boy.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57CHEERING
0:13:57 > 0:13:58You got the stupid eggs.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00Just get free-range next time. Sorted.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02Yes, but we said they're hand-picked.
0:14:02 > 0:14:03From the speckliest hens.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05So we've got to have our own chickens.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Like the man who mends Mike's car. He's got loads.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16ALL CHANT: Mischief! Mischief! Mischief! Mischief!
0:14:22 > 0:14:24Sit.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26Oh, look. Hello, handsome. How are you doing?
0:14:28 > 0:14:29Aww!
0:14:30 > 0:14:33We haven't promised anything yet.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35Oh, please!
0:14:35 > 0:14:36Look at him!
0:14:36 > 0:14:38Oh, you are such a good boy! Oh!
0:14:41 > 0:14:42Oh, no!
0:14:44 > 0:14:46Pros - the kids are all for it.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48Picking up poo?
0:14:48 > 0:14:51- Walking him in the pouring rain? - We'll have to make a rota.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54They'll keep it for a week and then it'll be onto the next thing.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57Look, it enfranchises them, it teaches them responsibility,
0:14:57 > 0:14:59it gives them a sense of worth.
0:14:59 > 0:15:00What happened to the snake?
0:15:08 > 0:15:09Stay.
0:15:11 > 0:15:12Good dog.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36Go!
0:15:37 > 0:15:39COCKEREL CROWS
0:15:42 > 0:15:45COCKEREL CROWS
0:15:48 > 0:15:50Aargh!
0:15:50 > 0:15:52- Shh!- Shh!
0:15:52 > 0:15:54- Where's Mischief?- Don't know.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56The doors were open when we came back.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58- CHICKEN CROWS - Shh!
0:15:58 > 0:15:59We thought he was with you.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01- Mischief!- Shh!- Shh!
0:16:01 > 0:16:02Shut it up, Tyler!
0:16:02 > 0:16:03Mischief.
0:16:05 > 0:16:06Mischief.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10Mischief.
0:16:10 > 0:16:11Oh, where are you, boy?
0:16:12 > 0:16:15Sorry, mate. Guess he got a better offer.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22LOUD MUSIC IN BACKGROUND
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Just turn the chicken down!
0:16:26 > 0:16:28Everyone can hear it! Turn the chicken down?
0:16:28 > 0:16:30It's not music, Tyler!
0:16:30 > 0:16:31Turn it down!
0:16:31 > 0:16:33You're going to wake the neighbours.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36Lovely day. Just starting my fitness routine.
0:16:36 > 0:16:37Bit like being back at Glastonbury.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39CHICKEN CROWS
0:16:40 > 0:16:42Was that...was that a chicken?
0:16:42 > 0:16:44Oh, no. It's just my phone, you see.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46Got it set to farmyard animals.
0:16:46 > 0:16:50What? You know? Goes like "moo!" and "baa!"
0:16:50 > 0:16:53- and a "neigh!" - CHICKEN CROWS
0:16:53 > 0:16:55Oh! Oh! That must be it now.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57That's good! It's very piercing.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00Yeah, yeah. I better answer it. Bye!
0:17:03 > 0:17:05It's a website for lost dogs.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07There's hundreds.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Mm. And loads of them get reunited with their owners.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11I've put Mischief up.
0:17:11 > 0:17:15- "Boy. Black and white. Very friendly."- Mm-hm.
0:17:15 > 0:17:16There's a match!
0:17:16 > 0:17:18- What?- Yeah, look.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20Someone's posted in Found.
0:17:20 > 0:17:21Already?
0:17:21 > 0:17:23No way.
0:17:23 > 0:17:24Hmm?
0:17:24 > 0:17:25Yeah, that's him.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27"Last seen running loose in Bridgewater Road."
0:17:27 > 0:17:28Go!
0:17:30 > 0:17:31Mischief!
0:17:37 > 0:17:38Mischief!
0:17:39 > 0:17:41- Mischief! - MISCHIEF BARKS
0:17:42 > 0:17:43Good boy!
0:17:45 > 0:17:46No!
0:17:46 > 0:17:47BRAKES SCREECH, HORN BLARES
0:17:47 > 0:17:48MISCHIEF WHIMPERS
0:17:52 > 0:17:53Bailey? Bailey.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57I'm so sorry.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59He's in shock and he might have internal bleeding.
0:17:59 > 0:18:00Right.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02It's going to cost a bit.
0:18:02 > 0:18:05The doctor can't tell until the X-ray.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07He says you're going to have to vouch for me.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10Wait - you're not expecting us to pay?
0:18:10 > 0:18:11Who else is going to?
0:18:11 > 0:18:13We can't.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15We haven't set up any insurance.
0:18:15 > 0:18:16I'll pay you back.
0:18:18 > 0:18:21I know you're fond of him and you've done your best,
0:18:21 > 0:18:24but he's not your responsibility.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26He is. You just don't understand.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30You're going to have to be brave now.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33- Go and say goodbye.- No, I can't.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37His owner died because of me.
0:18:38 > 0:18:40I pushed him over.
0:18:40 > 0:18:41What?
0:18:42 > 0:18:44I killed him, Mike.
0:18:50 > 0:18:51How's Mischief?
0:18:51 > 0:18:52Not now.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59Bailey, we found this so you can remember him.
0:19:10 > 0:19:11Thanks.
0:19:18 > 0:19:19Mischief didn't escape.
0:19:20 > 0:19:21Someone took this off.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23What you on about?
0:19:23 > 0:19:25His collar.
0:19:25 > 0:19:26Who let him out the shed?
0:19:26 > 0:19:29Must have been itching on a pair of scissors or something.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31I never said it was cut.
0:19:31 > 0:19:32Hey, what's up?
0:19:32 > 0:19:34It was you.
0:19:34 > 0:19:35What?
0:19:35 > 0:19:36Because you were scared of him.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40No! No. No. No.
0:19:40 > 0:19:41No!
0:19:41 > 0:19:43Mike, the police just called back.
0:19:43 > 0:19:44Right. Out.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46Out, out, out.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50You got rid of Bailey's dog?
0:19:50 > 0:19:51That was harsh.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53CHICKEN CLUCKS
0:19:53 > 0:19:57Close your chicken eyes.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59Go to sleep.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02Close your chicken eyes.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07You do know there's a chicken in here?
0:20:07 > 0:20:09We need it for eggs.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11Then it must be a miracle bird.
0:20:11 > 0:20:12Huh?
0:20:12 > 0:20:15He's a rooster. Boy chickens don't lay eggs.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17- KIDS SIGH - You picked him out.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19You said he was biggest!
0:20:19 > 0:20:21OK. I'll take back the chicken,
0:20:21 > 0:20:24you shift all the stock we've got left.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27What's that?
0:20:27 > 0:20:29You've left the apple label on!
0:20:29 > 0:20:32You idiot! Do you want us to go to prison?
0:20:32 > 0:20:34You two are both rubbish.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36Me and Harry are out.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38Floss!
0:20:38 > 0:20:40So...what do we do with all the veggies?
0:20:40 > 0:20:42- Dump them.- I don't think so.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44Me and Frank could've lived a month off that stuff.
0:20:44 > 0:20:45So what then?
0:20:48 > 0:20:49Tell me, chicken.
0:20:53 > 0:20:56Soup?
0:20:56 > 0:20:58This is tonnes. We're never going to eat it all!
0:20:58 > 0:21:00Be careful with that knife, OK?
0:21:00 > 0:21:02You two, get chopping.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05PHONE RINGS
0:21:06 > 0:21:07Mike?
0:21:09 > 0:21:11Yeah, sorry, this is Ashdene Ridge.
0:21:13 > 0:21:16Trading Standards? I think you've got the wrong number.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20Yeah, that's the right address.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22But this is a children's care home, it's not a farm shop.
0:21:36 > 0:21:39Guess what I found under the hedge in the front garden.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45"Ashdene Ridge Farm Shop.
0:21:45 > 0:21:49"Carrots - a pound. Cauliflower - two pounds.
0:21:49 > 0:21:52"Eggs - £2.50"!
0:22:01 > 0:22:03- Are they going to arrest me? - It's just an interview.
0:22:03 > 0:22:07You're going to stay calm, tell them exactly what happened. Yeah?
0:22:09 > 0:22:10Good.
0:22:10 > 0:22:14- GRUDGINGLY:- Get your refunds here. Full money back.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16We're going to lose all our profits now.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19But you'll lose more than that if Trading Standards fine you.
0:22:20 > 0:22:22Aww, it's cute!
0:22:22 > 0:22:26- It's you.- Aw, Floss. Thanks.
0:22:26 > 0:22:2710p, please.
0:22:28 > 0:22:29Huh.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31- There we go.- Thank you.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37Hey, big man. Who we playing?
0:22:39 > 0:22:41Mature. I get it.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44Mature isn't hurting an innocent creature.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46If you were just scared, why didn't you say?
0:22:46 > 0:22:47Read my lips.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50I wasn't scared.
0:22:50 > 0:22:51Listen to this -
0:22:51 > 0:22:53"Locals were saddened this week
0:22:53 > 0:22:55"at the death of homeless Malcolm Malone."
0:22:55 > 0:22:56Let me see.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59- That's Mischief.- Mm-hm.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01Who's that?
0:23:01 > 0:23:03Malcolm. When he was in the army.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06He never settled back into normal life.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08Maybe Mischief was an army dog or something.
0:23:08 > 0:23:11Now we've given up on him, letting him die?
0:23:13 > 0:23:15So are they going to keep me here?
0:23:15 > 0:23:17That depends.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19They need to speak to the hospital.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21Yeah, but I told them what I did.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23Why can't they just charge me?
0:23:26 > 0:23:28Floss.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30I need this for soup.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32It's Johnny's body.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34Right, listen up, guys.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36I'm collecting for Mischief's vet bill.
0:23:36 > 0:23:3850p, please.
0:23:38 > 0:23:39Are you not supposed to give me money?
0:23:39 > 0:23:42Well, if you pay me, I'll give you it back.
0:23:42 > 0:23:43All right.
0:23:46 > 0:23:48Thank you. There you go.
0:23:48 > 0:23:49Thank you.
0:23:49 > 0:23:50- 30 quid.- OK.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54I've got a couple of shopping vouchers,
0:23:54 > 0:23:55but sorry, that's all I've got.
0:23:55 > 0:23:56This is peanuts.
0:23:56 > 0:23:59If you want to make decent money, you need a good plan.
0:23:59 > 0:24:00Like you care.
0:24:00 > 0:24:03Yeah, it was your fault he got run over in the first place.
0:24:03 > 0:24:06Fine, I was only trying to help. Keep the money for myself.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08Wait, wait. What money?
0:24:08 > 0:24:10If you can't see it, I'm not going to say.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14Get your fresh veggie soup, here for one day only.
0:24:14 > 0:24:15Thank you.
0:24:15 > 0:24:16Tickle your taste buds, sir?
0:24:16 > 0:24:19Two quid a cup. You're not going to get any better than that.
0:24:21 > 0:24:22Here. You get yours free.
0:24:23 > 0:24:24Thank you.
0:24:24 > 0:24:26Don't give it all away, Kaz.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28Remember, we are collecting for Mischief.
0:24:28 > 0:24:29Thank you.
0:24:29 > 0:24:33Hey, here you go, mate. On the house, yeah?
0:24:35 > 0:24:37So...did you know him?
0:24:40 > 0:24:41Oh, yeah.
0:24:41 > 0:24:44You're lucky Trading Standards are taking no further action.
0:24:45 > 0:24:47They realised you're a bunch a of time-wasting, idiot kids,
0:24:47 > 0:24:50and they're going to sending you a booklet on consumer law.
0:24:50 > 0:24:51- Yay.- I can't wait.
0:24:54 > 0:24:55Mike.
0:24:58 > 0:25:00You and Tyler, only 75p.
0:25:01 > 0:25:05What? You're making money out of OUR veggies
0:25:05 > 0:25:07when we've got to give the money back?
0:25:07 > 0:25:08- Mine's broke!- That's not fair?
0:25:09 > 0:25:12It wasn't Bailey's fault at all.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14He'd been ill for ages.
0:25:14 > 0:25:18In fact, the police said Bailey had nothing at all to do with him dying.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20Yeah, but I did push him over.
0:25:20 > 0:25:22And I called him a loser.
0:25:22 > 0:25:24You tried to make up for it by looking after his dog.
0:25:27 > 0:25:28But I didn't, did I?
0:25:37 > 0:25:38Hey, guys.
0:25:39 > 0:25:41150 smackeroos.
0:25:42 > 0:25:45- We all put in. - Yeah. We all put in money.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47Thanks to Kaz's super chef skills.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49That's lovely, guys. Thank you so much.
0:25:49 > 0:25:52Is there anyone who hasn't made money from our veggies?
0:25:52 > 0:25:54- THEY LAUGH - Thanks.
0:25:54 > 0:25:56But it's not enough.
0:25:56 > 0:25:57Wait up.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59Whoa, whoa, whoa. Where did that come from?
0:25:59 > 0:26:01It's legit, Mike. Don't worry.
0:26:01 > 0:26:04Donations from all the good folk who passed Mal by every day.
0:26:04 > 0:26:07We weren't sure what to do with it until your mate here
0:26:07 > 0:26:08told us about Mischief.
0:26:08 > 0:26:09That's a start, right?
0:26:11 > 0:26:12More than a start. Come on.
0:26:12 > 0:26:14Let's go.
0:26:14 > 0:26:15That's brilliant, guys. Thank you so much.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17- Good luck. ALL:- Bye!
0:26:17 > 0:26:22We could start our own business - Floss and Harry and Co.
0:26:22 > 0:26:23Who's Co?
0:26:23 > 0:26:25You two. You now work for us.
0:26:25 > 0:26:28- THEY ALL LAUGH - Tyler!
0:26:30 > 0:26:32Hi, chaps.
0:26:32 > 0:26:33Hey!
0:26:33 > 0:26:35- Aww!- Hello, hello.
0:26:35 > 0:26:36I missed you!
0:26:36 > 0:26:38- So is he home for good now or...? - Um...
0:26:38 > 0:26:40The vet says he has some internal bruising,
0:26:40 > 0:26:42but that should heal with time.
0:26:42 > 0:26:43- ALL:- Aww!
0:26:43 > 0:26:44- Hello! Mischief.- Present.
0:26:44 > 0:26:46Aww. Thanks, guys.
0:26:46 > 0:26:49We got a bowl and some toothpaste.
0:26:49 > 0:26:50- Chicken flavour.- Eugh, thanks.
0:26:50 > 0:26:53Besides, you're far less annoying when Mischief's around.
0:26:53 > 0:26:55THEY ALL LAUGH Ain't that the truth.
0:26:58 > 0:27:00He's a good dog, innit?
0:27:00 > 0:27:01So cute!
0:27:03 > 0:27:05I never said on the bed.
0:27:06 > 0:27:07But he looks so comfy!
0:27:07 > 0:27:09Sweet dreams, Mischief.
0:27:11 > 0:27:12Come on girls...
0:27:12 > 0:27:14Night-night, Mischief.
0:27:14 > 0:27:16Night-night, Mischief.
0:27:22 > 0:27:24So you're not going to say good night to him?
0:27:24 > 0:27:25No. He's a dog.
0:27:25 > 0:27:28Just keep him out my face and I'll be fine.
0:27:28 > 0:27:30We don't care what he says, do we?
0:27:31 > 0:27:32Kiss.