Slings and Arrows (Episode 1&2)

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0:00:07 > 0:00:09AIR HORN BLARES

0:00:09 > 0:00:10Yes, yes!

0:00:22 > 0:00:25CROWD CHEER

0:00:25 > 0:00:26Sorry.

0:00:26 > 0:00:27That's all right.

0:00:35 > 0:00:37WHISTLE

0:00:42 > 0:00:44You totally won it for the Blues.

0:00:44 > 0:00:46You're definitely going to get a scholarship.

0:00:46 > 0:00:50- Hey, my manager wants to see me later.- Way to go!

0:00:50 > 0:00:52Can you sign your match shirt for me?

0:00:52 > 0:00:53What are you doing?

0:00:53 > 0:00:57It'll go for megabucks when he's top goal scorer for England.

0:00:57 > 0:00:59See, you're going to win one day.

0:00:59 > 0:01:00Top shelf more like.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02- Ryan!- Go on, Bailey.

0:01:02 > 0:01:07- ALL CHANT:- Bailey, Bailey, Bailey, Bailey, Bailey...

0:01:18 > 0:01:20Go on, Bailey.

0:01:22 > 0:01:25THEY CHEER

0:01:27 > 0:01:29Bailey Wharton?

0:01:31 > 0:01:33You were at the football trials.

0:01:33 > 0:01:36Yeah, if you're an agent you've got to talk to my manager.

0:01:36 > 0:01:40I, er, I'm not an agent...

0:01:41 > 0:01:42I'm your mum.

0:02:03 > 0:02:07I've been...been trying to track you down for years and then,

0:02:07 > 0:02:10and then I saw this in the paper.

0:02:10 > 0:02:12Found out you was playing yesterday.

0:02:12 > 0:02:14I'll get Mike.

0:02:14 > 0:02:16How did you know I live here?

0:02:16 > 0:02:18One of your team-mates told me.

0:02:20 > 0:02:21So sorry, Bailey.

0:02:24 > 0:02:25Mike? We need you in the garden.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27DOORBELL

0:02:27 > 0:02:29One second.

0:02:31 > 0:02:32- Mike Milligan?- Yes.

0:02:32 > 0:02:35Rowena Spike and Lizzie Drewit from Ofsted.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41Lucky you. It's inspection day.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47You said you were trying to track me down.

0:02:47 > 0:02:50Yeah, that's rubbish, because you could have called my dad.

0:02:50 > 0:02:53- It's not that simple. - You need to leave now.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55- Unless you have official permission. - Kazima, chill out.

0:02:55 > 0:02:58- The inspectors from Ofsted are here. - Bailey.- No.

0:03:00 > 0:03:03No, you walked out when I was two.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05I don't need my mum no more.

0:03:07 > 0:03:11- Bailey, wait.- An Ofsted inspection, here?- I can't leave him like this.

0:03:12 > 0:03:15- Can you talk to him for me? - Inspecting what?

0:03:15 > 0:03:17Basically, how Mike runs The Dumping Ground,

0:03:17 > 0:03:21- they check every single file in the office.- Yeah, check our daily logs.

0:03:21 > 0:03:26And ask loads of dumb questions like, how much salad do we eat?

0:03:26 > 0:03:28They marked my last place so bad it nearly got shut down.

0:03:28 > 0:03:31- Did Mike know they were coming? - No, that's the whole point.

0:03:31 > 0:03:33They catch you on a normal day.

0:03:52 > 0:03:59Sanction book. Complaints book. Risk assessments. Health and safety log.

0:04:00 > 0:04:04Care plans. Hospital and doctors reports.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16I told you to get lost.

0:04:20 > 0:04:23Is she yours or...or?

0:04:23 > 0:04:25Is it a he?

0:04:25 > 0:04:27It's none of your business.

0:04:27 > 0:04:30Come on, Bailey, she's your mum. You can give her five minutes.

0:04:33 > 0:04:38Er... I can, er... I can see that you're into your footy, then.

0:04:40 > 0:04:44- My dad, he, he would have been proud.- That's your grandad, Bailey.

0:04:46 > 0:04:49Clock's ticking, yeah?

0:04:49 > 0:04:51I'm sorry, what was that again, now?

0:04:54 > 0:04:58The fire extinguisher is used for fires, not propping open doors.

0:05:00 > 0:05:05And what's that up there? Where's the batteries for the smoke alarm?

0:05:05 > 0:05:07- TV remote.- Tyler!

0:05:09 > 0:05:12Right, grand tour before we get stuck in.

0:05:12 > 0:05:17Let's have Floss and Sasha do the honours.

0:05:17 > 0:05:18Ladies...?

0:05:18 > 0:05:24It was the hardest thing I ever did...saying goodbye.

0:05:24 > 0:05:25It's true.

0:05:27 > 0:05:31I wanted to...to get settled, somewhere safe,

0:05:31 > 0:05:33and then come for you.

0:05:33 > 0:05:38But, er, your...your dad, he...he moved house...without telling me.

0:05:38 > 0:05:40I couldn't find where you'd gone.

0:05:40 > 0:05:44Safe from who? Bailey's dad?

0:05:44 > 0:05:48- I don't want to diss him...if you two are close.- We're not close.

0:05:51 > 0:05:54He stopped writing. Probably on one of his benders again.

0:05:57 > 0:05:58But what would you know?

0:05:58 > 0:06:00It's not like you ever looked for me very hard.

0:06:00 > 0:06:03I thought about you...

0:06:03 > 0:06:05..every day, OK?

0:06:05 > 0:06:09Everything I ever did was, was about making a better life for us.

0:06:09 > 0:06:10Oh, please(!)

0:06:10 > 0:06:15OK, then. I got a job. Looking after old people.

0:06:16 > 0:06:18I want you to be proud of me.

0:06:22 > 0:06:24I grew up without a mum.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29I used to think you was dead.

0:06:33 > 0:06:34ALARM BEEPS

0:06:36 > 0:06:38Time's up. Now get out.

0:06:38 > 0:06:41- Bailey.- Get out. Go on.

0:06:47 > 0:06:50This is our bathroom...

0:06:50 > 0:06:53..guess we've got some more pin ins.

0:06:53 > 0:06:55And you are?

0:06:57 > 0:06:59An intruder. Help!

0:06:59 > 0:07:01Floss!

0:07:04 > 0:07:05I...I had no idea she was here.

0:07:06 > 0:07:09Do you often have members of the public wandering around?

0:07:09 > 0:07:14Oh, um, she's not "members of the public". She's Bailey's mum.

0:07:14 > 0:07:15What?

0:07:18 > 0:07:22She hasn't been on the scene for years.

0:07:22 > 0:07:24I've never even met her.

0:07:24 > 0:07:27Obviously, we would have been all over this but...

0:07:27 > 0:07:28if you hadn't arrived.

0:07:30 > 0:07:33Coping with a multiple workload. Managing your time.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37This isn't typical.

0:07:37 > 0:07:38I promise.

0:07:38 > 0:07:40Let's find out.

0:07:40 > 0:07:44I want to see your safeguarding procedures and your incident book.

0:07:44 > 0:07:45Yes, straightaway.

0:07:55 > 0:07:56- Has she gone?- Yes.

0:07:56 > 0:07:58I told her to go through your social worker next time

0:07:58 > 0:08:00if she wants to see you again.

0:08:00 > 0:08:01Yeah, let her try.

0:08:08 > 0:08:10- Oh!- Germs?

0:08:10 > 0:08:12Allergic.

0:08:12 > 0:08:14This is Mischief, yeah? He lives here.

0:08:14 > 0:08:16Mischief?

0:08:17 > 0:08:19It doesn't say you have a house pet.

0:08:19 > 0:08:23- Was it formally agreed? - We saved him from the streets.

0:08:23 > 0:08:27- He was going to die otherwise. - He's really well-trained.

0:08:31 > 0:08:35- He's eating paper.- It's fine, Floss does it all the time.

0:08:35 > 0:08:37Floss eats paper?

0:08:37 > 0:08:38Yes...!

0:08:38 > 0:08:40Cos I'm hungry for words.

0:08:41 > 0:08:43I could eat all the books in the world.

0:08:46 > 0:08:49That is beautifully said, Floss.

0:08:49 > 0:08:50Who's your favourite author?

0:08:54 > 0:08:56She likes Twits.

0:08:57 > 0:08:59That's for kids.

0:09:00 > 0:09:02Will-i-am Shakespeare?

0:09:04 > 0:09:06Awesome.

0:09:06 > 0:09:10Me, too. Which play do you like best?

0:09:10 > 0:09:12So many to choose from.

0:09:12 > 0:09:13Yeah.

0:09:24 > 0:09:26A sweaty blind man?

0:09:28 > 0:09:32That's, er, just a codename... because it's a secret.

0:09:34 > 0:09:35A secret from who?

0:09:37 > 0:09:38Mike and May-Li.

0:09:38 > 0:09:41You see, we're going to be performing that as a surprise.

0:09:41 > 0:09:45Wow, double awesome.

0:09:50 > 0:09:54You told them you're putting on a Shakespeare play tomorrow?

0:09:54 > 0:09:56Are you insane?

0:09:56 > 0:09:58We can tell them it was a misunderstanding.

0:09:58 > 0:10:00You know, you guys just got carried away.

0:10:00 > 0:10:02- Mike?- Yeah?- Ready?- Yeah.

0:10:05 > 0:10:06She's scary.

0:10:06 > 0:10:10How is it all going out there?

0:10:10 > 0:10:11Yeah, exactly.

0:10:11 > 0:10:15See, I think that we need something double awesome to make up

0:10:15 > 0:10:18for the missing fire-alarm batteries and, you know, the random mums.

0:10:18 > 0:10:22If we're going to do a play we need a butt-kicking director.

0:10:24 > 0:10:28- I could be the director. I mean, how hard could it be?- Good luck.

0:10:37 > 0:10:39I might have passed your number on.

0:10:44 > 0:10:47All right, guys, guys, we need to decide what play we're going

0:10:47 > 0:10:52to do so, I'm thinking Romeo and Juliet.

0:10:52 > 0:10:54That's too soppy, how about A Winter's Tale?

0:10:54 > 0:10:56The only Shakespeare's play with a bear in it.

0:10:56 > 0:10:59- Er, excuse me, who's the director here?- A polar bear?- Or a koala beer?

0:10:59 > 0:11:02A koala isn't actually a bear, it's a marsupial.

0:11:02 > 0:11:06- OK, can we stop talking about bears, yeah?- OK, so hands up for my pick.

0:11:10 > 0:11:12Bear takes it, you lose.

0:11:12 > 0:11:13All right.

0:11:13 > 0:11:16"A Winter's Tale, King Leontes plunges into a jealous rage

0:11:16 > 0:11:19- "because he thinks his wife is cheating on him."- Who with.

0:11:19 > 0:11:21"His best friend, Polixenes,

0:11:21 > 0:11:24"so he banishes their newborn baby to an island

0:11:24 > 0:11:27"and sends Hermione to a prison where she dies of a broken heart."

0:11:27 > 0:11:29It's not a comedy, then?

0:11:29 > 0:11:33"Meanwhile on the island, baby Perdita is found by a shepherd...

0:11:33 > 0:11:39"Fast forward 16 years and she falls in love with Polixenes' son...

0:11:39 > 0:11:41"..comes back to life, she wasn't really dead.

0:11:41 > 0:11:45"Leontes says sorry and everyone is happy, the end."

0:11:45 > 0:11:47Can't we do The Lion King instead?

0:11:47 > 0:11:50No, I think this could work, OK?

0:11:50 > 0:11:55So, right, you guys focus and I will hand out these parts. OK?

0:11:55 > 0:11:56THEY BICKER

0:11:56 > 0:11:59- Married to Tee!- Married to Tee, are you serious?

0:11:59 > 0:12:02- Why can't Bailey play King Leontes? - I've got a scholarship meeting.

0:12:02 > 0:12:04Look, if there's any kissing, I'll need a body double.

0:12:04 > 0:12:07A body double? Look, Ryan, are you too much of a baby to do this?

0:12:07 > 0:12:10Look, I've got more theatrical experience than anyone here.

0:12:10 > 0:12:12Look, it doesn't matter because, Ryan, you look older.

0:12:12 > 0:12:15- I can play old, that's the whole point of acting.- Costume budget?

0:12:15 > 0:12:18If I'm going to make a killer bear suit, I'm going to need cash.

0:12:18 > 0:12:22- A fiver, that'll do the trick. Ryan! - Can I be the king?- What about you?

0:12:25 > 0:12:28That's me and my...my mum.

0:12:29 > 0:12:32Are you going to see her, then, if you're social worker...

0:12:35 > 0:12:39- Why should I?- She's making more of an effort than mine ever does.

0:12:55 > 0:12:58- What do you reckon?- I don't know, a kind of bag-lady Cruella,

0:12:58 > 0:12:59with really bad hair.

0:12:59 > 0:13:02It sounds like a whole lot of bear to me.

0:13:06 > 0:13:09Is that Bailey's mum?

0:13:09 > 0:13:11What's she doing here?

0:13:13 > 0:13:19- Look.- There isn't a bottomless pit of money.- A bottomless pit of m...?

0:13:38 > 0:13:46FUNKY RAP MUSIC

0:14:06 > 0:14:09Thank you. Are you all right?

0:14:09 > 0:14:10Yeah.

0:14:10 > 0:14:13You dropped your...

0:14:15 > 0:14:18Thank you. Have you ordered?

0:14:18 > 0:14:21You know, you can have whatever you want. This is my treat.

0:14:23 > 0:14:26Have you spoke to my social worker?

0:14:26 > 0:14:29Are you saying you want me to? Cos I wasn't sure.

0:14:31 > 0:14:34Thought you out shopping?

0:14:34 > 0:14:36We got distracted.

0:14:36 > 0:14:39Ask your mum where she just was.

0:14:42 > 0:14:46Two for one cocktails. What were you doing here?

0:14:46 > 0:14:49If you're going to spy on me, get it right.

0:14:49 > 0:14:51I was actually working.

0:14:51 > 0:14:55- Working? - Yeah, I got a shift behind the bar.

0:14:55 > 0:14:58I thought you worked with old people.

0:14:58 > 0:15:01Which is why I didn't want him to know. Thanks, guys.

0:15:03 > 0:15:08Look, I, erm... I lost my job. Yesterday.

0:15:08 > 0:15:12- My boss, he...he wouldn't give me the time off so I walked.- You quit?

0:15:13 > 0:15:15- To go to a football match? - To see my son.

0:15:18 > 0:15:21And, erm, well, now, I'm...

0:15:21 > 0:15:26Well, now, I'm homeless because the job, it was live-in and,

0:15:26 > 0:15:31which is why I was picking up a few quid anyway I could, OK?

0:15:31 > 0:15:34To pay for my bill at the B&B.

0:15:37 > 0:15:42So, you lost... You lost your home and your job cos of me?

0:15:45 > 0:15:49You know, all these years I've been, been missing a piece of me.

0:15:49 > 0:15:52I couldn't wait another day.

0:16:17 > 0:16:18We're going to, erm,

0:16:18 > 0:16:20crack on with the bear suit.

0:16:20 > 0:16:21You coming?

0:16:24 > 0:16:26I haven't ordered yet.

0:16:30 > 0:16:32DOORBELL TINKLES

0:16:35 > 0:16:37- And I want it learned by tomorrow, OK?- OK.

0:16:37 > 0:16:41Edited version, I took out all the bits Carmen couldn't understand.

0:16:41 > 0:16:44- As long as I still get to send "Herm-own-nee" to jail.- Yeah.

0:16:44 > 0:16:46Er, it's Hermione, OK?

0:16:46 > 0:16:48Unless you want to call me Her Majesty.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50Hey, how far have you got?

0:16:50 > 0:16:51Erm...

0:16:51 > 0:16:54Verily, verily and behold.

0:16:54 > 0:16:57I may not be young Mo but His Royal Highness, the King.

0:16:58 > 0:17:02Read my lips, you are not playing Leonardo.

0:17:02 > 0:17:04Leontes.

0:17:04 > 0:17:05- MAY-LI CLEARS HER THROAT - Carmen?

0:17:05 > 0:17:07Actors can be a nightmare,

0:17:07 > 0:17:09everybody knows that,

0:17:09 > 0:17:12you've just got to use your people skills.

0:17:12 > 0:17:13Mo...

0:17:13 > 0:17:17I need you to play Flora Bund.

0:17:17 > 0:17:19Florizel.

0:17:19 > 0:17:22Florizel. OK, it's the prince that falls in love with the baby

0:17:22 > 0:17:2616 years later and you get to do a special little dance with Harry.

0:17:26 > 0:17:29Dance, what dance?

0:17:29 > 0:17:31You said Perdita was a pirate.

0:17:31 > 0:17:34Pirate, princess, what's the difference?

0:17:34 > 0:17:36I'm not being a girl.

0:17:36 > 0:17:38Oh, yes, you are, Harry.

0:17:38 > 0:17:40Ashdene Ridge needs you.

0:17:40 > 0:17:44We could hang out longer but I've got my scholarship meeting.

0:17:45 > 0:17:47- Scholarship?- Yeah.

0:17:48 > 0:17:50It's to see if the club are going to give me a contract.

0:17:50 > 0:17:52Already?

0:17:52 > 0:17:56So, not that I'm surprised, you totally owned that pitch.

0:17:58 > 0:18:01I'll play even better next time if I know you're watching.

0:18:01 > 0:18:04So you just try and keep me away, right?

0:18:04 > 0:18:06I'm so going to be there at the touchline.

0:18:07 > 0:18:10If you get the touchline, you'll be in the box.

0:18:13 > 0:18:17Can you text me and let me know how it goes?

0:18:17 > 0:18:19I wish I could stick around to find out.

0:18:23 > 0:18:25You are going?

0:18:25 > 0:18:27I can't afford the B&B for another night.

0:18:30 > 0:18:33But, you know what, this is your big break, OK?

0:18:36 > 0:18:39I don't want to burden you with my problems, right?

0:18:44 > 0:18:46Good luck, yeah?

0:18:46 > 0:18:48DOORBELL TINKLES

0:18:54 > 0:18:56Put it over here and fold over.

0:18:56 > 0:18:59Yeah, that's it.

0:18:59 > 0:19:01MUSIC: Monster by The Automatic

0:19:06 > 0:19:09# What's that coming over the hill?

0:19:09 > 0:19:10# Is it a monster?

0:19:10 > 0:19:13# Is it a monster?

0:19:13 > 0:19:16# What's that coming over the hill?

0:19:16 > 0:19:18# Is it a monster?

0:19:18 > 0:19:20# Is it a monster?

0:19:20 > 0:19:22# What's that coming over the hill?

0:19:22 > 0:19:24# Is it a monster?... #

0:19:24 > 0:19:26Yeah, keep it in here, so we get the full shock value.

0:19:26 > 0:19:28# Is it a monster? #

0:19:32 > 0:19:33Best bear ever.

0:19:33 > 0:19:36Yeah, I'm calling about the flat on your website

0:19:36 > 0:19:37near the football ground.

0:19:41 > 0:19:44Yeah, I've just been signed for the youth squad.

0:19:45 > 0:19:46Yeah.

0:19:47 > 0:19:49I'll take it.

0:19:51 > 0:19:54Bailey, Bailey, you off now?

0:19:54 > 0:19:56Yeah, I've got my Academy meeting in half an hour.

0:19:56 > 0:19:59Good luck, they will be very fortunate to have you.

0:19:59 > 0:20:01- I heard about your mum. - Yeah, weird, isn't it?

0:20:01 > 0:20:05Obviously, we will talk about some proper contact

0:20:05 > 0:20:08but focus on your Academy meeting first. You need to show them

0:20:08 > 0:20:10that you understand the responsibility of a scholarship.

0:20:10 > 0:20:15- I'm on it, chill.- And obviously... Bailey, I should come with you.

0:20:15 > 0:20:17No, mate, no worries, it's all in hand.

0:20:18 > 0:20:20But good luck with Ofsted, though, yeah?

0:20:20 > 0:20:21Sure, thanks.

0:20:31 > 0:20:32DISTANT CROWD CHEERS

0:20:32 > 0:20:34- COMMENTATOR:- He has the ball.

0:20:34 > 0:20:36He is running down the pitch, looks like can score.

0:20:36 > 0:20:38It is a goal!

0:20:38 > 0:20:41This proves Bailey Wharton's worth every penny of his transfer fee.

0:20:44 > 0:20:45DOG WOOFS

0:20:49 > 0:20:52CHEERING

0:21:00 > 0:21:02Bailey, you're up next.

0:21:09 > 0:21:12FROM ANOTHER ROOM: We have landed in ill times.

0:21:12 > 0:21:15- Shall we say it together? ALL:- We have landed in ill times...

0:21:15 > 0:21:17- Tyler, you're on.- Yes!

0:21:25 > 0:21:26What?

0:21:29 > 0:21:31No, my lovely bear suit!

0:21:31 > 0:21:32Mischief!

0:21:32 > 0:21:34It was in your room, how did it get out here?

0:21:34 > 0:21:36Oh, I wonder.

0:21:36 > 0:21:38I didn't know Mischief would eat him.

0:21:38 > 0:21:39Do you know what this means, Harry?

0:21:39 > 0:21:41No bear means no play.

0:21:41 > 0:21:43It means were going to fail the inspection.

0:21:43 > 0:21:46They are going to close us down and it's all your fault.

0:21:46 > 0:21:49- I hid it because I didn't want to be a girl.- Grow up.

0:21:49 > 0:21:53Alas, poor Bernard, you are unique, irreplaceable,

0:21:53 > 0:21:55there will never be a bear like you again.

0:21:55 > 0:21:56There might be.

0:22:01 > 0:22:05- Can't believe I'm doing this. Ready?- Yeah.- Let's go.

0:22:08 > 0:22:11Shut up about the bear, we are professional people.

0:22:12 > 0:22:13Please say it's good news.

0:22:15 > 0:22:16What do you think?

0:22:16 > 0:22:20Am I congratulating our first ever football apprentice?

0:22:20 > 0:22:24- Yeah, I guess.- Yes! - THEY ALL CHEER AND CLAP

0:22:24 > 0:22:26Will you live with us when you are a pro?

0:22:26 > 0:22:28Can I have your room then?

0:22:28 > 0:22:30- He'll be on 20 grand a week. - A million grand.

0:22:30 > 0:22:33With our sporting and theatrical talents, we are

0:22:33 > 0:22:36- going to blow the inspectors away. - Bailey could do a football demo.

0:22:36 > 0:22:39- Mike?- Yeah.- Care plans.- Yeah, right, sure, coming up.

0:22:40 > 0:22:42Excuse me, coming through, coming through.

0:22:42 > 0:22:45Yeah, I'd better go work out my moves.

0:22:57 > 0:22:59KNOCK ON DOOR

0:22:59 > 0:23:00DOORBELL TINKLES AND DOOR CREAKS

0:23:02 > 0:23:04This is Mr Twigg. He owns the restaurant.

0:23:04 > 0:23:06- Hi.- Hi.

0:23:08 > 0:23:09Harry

0:23:09 > 0:23:14and Finn. I never forget a customer.

0:23:14 > 0:23:16And I never forget him.

0:23:19 > 0:23:22- MAY-LI GASPS - Wow.

0:23:22 > 0:23:24SHE LAUGHS

0:23:31 > 0:23:32Mum...

0:23:34 > 0:23:36Go on, open it.

0:23:42 > 0:23:43SHE LAUGHS

0:23:43 > 0:23:44I knew you'd get in.

0:23:46 > 0:23:47My little superstar.

0:23:52 > 0:23:53THEY LAUGH

0:23:53 > 0:23:56Well, aren't you going to ask me how I know?

0:23:56 > 0:23:58Er...

0:23:58 > 0:24:00The letting agent rang me.

0:24:00 > 0:24:03Apparently, my son is renting a flat from next week.

0:24:06 > 0:24:07Why did he call you?

0:24:07 > 0:24:11Well, you might be a football genius,

0:24:11 > 0:24:14but you are not old enough to sign a rental agreement.

0:24:16 > 0:24:19I can't believe you didn't tell me.

0:24:19 > 0:24:21I was going to tell you.

0:24:21 > 0:24:22I was.

0:24:22 > 0:24:23It is for us, right?

0:24:25 > 0:24:26I'm not getting ahead of myself?

0:24:26 > 0:24:28Of course it's for us.

0:24:28 > 0:24:32Cos this is the dream that has kept me going, you know,

0:24:32 > 0:24:34living with my little boy again.

0:24:36 > 0:24:37Well, you're a big boy now.

0:24:41 > 0:24:42Come here.

0:24:49 > 0:24:52Turn it round, there we go.

0:24:52 > 0:24:56- Whoa! It is outstanding. - Yeah, thank Finn.

0:24:56 > 0:24:57What do you think, Carmen?

0:24:57 > 0:25:00Oh, it's cool, but if you think that gets you out of playing Perdita...

0:25:00 > 0:25:03Yeah, you killed Bernard I, wearing a dress is the least you can do.

0:25:03 > 0:25:05Come on, mate, take one for the team.

0:25:07 > 0:25:09OK, I'll do it, but only for Mike.

0:25:09 > 0:25:10OK, good.

0:25:10 > 0:25:13Right, now, Scene Three from the top, come on.

0:25:15 > 0:25:19We have landed in ill times, the skies look grimly...

0:25:28 > 0:25:30Come, poor babe,

0:25:30 > 0:25:32blah blah...

0:25:36 > 0:25:38So, out my poor babe,

0:25:38 > 0:25:39leave it crying...

0:25:40 > 0:25:42..in the rain? In a forest?

0:25:43 > 0:25:44Are you having a laugh?

0:25:44 > 0:25:47Just drop the doll on the ground.

0:25:47 > 0:25:50No, I didn't agree to dump the baby.

0:25:50 > 0:25:52If you don't abandon the baby, there is no story.

0:25:52 > 0:25:55It's cruel and nasty.

0:25:55 > 0:25:57I'm having nothing to do with it.

0:25:57 > 0:26:00Fine, I'll play her part.

0:26:00 > 0:26:04So, out my poor babe, this is the chase, I'm gone, forever.

0:26:05 > 0:26:08Bailey, can I have a word?

0:26:08 > 0:26:10HE ROARS

0:26:10 > 0:26:13- Ugh!- Ross!

0:26:22 > 0:26:25- Have the inspectors gone, then? - Coming back tomorrow.

0:26:25 > 0:26:27I've a feeling I'm going to be here all night.

0:26:27 > 0:26:30Your manager called to make sure that you're OK.

0:26:30 > 0:26:32I'm sorry you didn't make it.

0:26:32 > 0:26:35Lots of the lads were released, it's not just you.

0:26:35 > 0:26:37He said you were a fine player,

0:26:37 > 0:26:41you just don't have that extra edge to turn pro.

0:26:43 > 0:26:47You got binned! Why didn't you just tell us?

0:26:47 > 0:26:49You wouldn't understand.

0:26:53 > 0:26:55DOG WHINES

0:27:39 > 0:27:41Just stop stressing about it.

0:27:41 > 0:27:44Bernard has a bag of jewels in his head.

0:27:44 > 0:27:46Carmen, that could be stolen property.

0:27:46 > 0:27:48Why don't we tell Mr Twigg? It's his bear.

0:27:48 > 0:27:49Because he put them in there.

0:27:49 > 0:27:51- He's a jewel thief, it's obvious.- He's really nice.

0:27:51 > 0:27:54He gave me and Finn free chocolate Sundays. DOORBELL RINGS

0:27:54 > 0:27:56Exactly, the restaurant's just a cover.

0:27:56 > 0:27:59He's got criminals after him so he dumps the bear on us.

0:27:59 > 0:28:01Criminals? Suppose they come here.

0:28:01 > 0:28:04Lizzie, Rowena.

0:28:04 > 0:28:06Bring on day two!

0:28:06 > 0:28:08Morning, campers.

0:28:08 > 0:28:09ALL: Morning.

0:28:15 > 0:28:19- I'm sorry. Yeah?- You should have told us yourself, shouldn't you?

0:28:19 > 0:28:21Get over it, people. He's been ditched from the Academy,

0:28:21 > 0:28:23there are worse things that can happen.

0:28:23 > 0:28:25DOORBELL RINGS Like what?

0:28:25 > 0:28:27like we fail this inspection.

0:28:27 > 0:28:28- Hello?- Is it Mr Milligan?

0:28:28 > 0:28:30- Yes.- You wanted to see me?

0:28:30 > 0:28:32Call me Mike.

0:28:32 > 0:28:34- OK.- Come in the office.

0:28:34 > 0:28:38Is this about the flat because I know that Bailey can't move in

0:28:38 > 0:28:41- until we get all the official stuff sorted.- Move in?

0:28:44 > 0:28:45What flat?

0:28:45 > 0:28:48You've only just met her!

0:28:54 > 0:28:57- Whose idea was this? Your mum's? - Your mum can't afford a flat.

0:28:57 > 0:28:59She got sacked from her job.

0:28:59 > 0:29:01Let me guess, you said you'd pay for it

0:29:01 > 0:29:05- and then the Academy ditched you. - It's time to start talking.

0:29:08 > 0:29:10It's my fault she lost her job.

0:29:10 > 0:29:13I'm not going to tell her landlord.

0:29:13 > 0:29:16You've rented somewhere already?

0:29:16 > 0:29:18It's 800 quid. Rent and deposit.

0:29:20 > 0:29:22I can't let her down.

0:29:22 > 0:29:24You don't have a choice.

0:29:33 > 0:29:36Now, we sorted the young people into groups for informal interviews.

0:29:36 > 0:29:39- Right, OK.- We thought we'd mix the ages up a bit,

0:29:39 > 0:29:42- see how they'll rub along.- Great!

0:29:48 > 0:29:51See, she's stressed out enough without a secret jewel stash.

0:29:51 > 0:29:52So, what do we do now?

0:29:52 > 0:29:55I guess we just wait until after the play, if we put Bernard

0:29:55 > 0:29:57in the attic in case the criminals come,

0:29:57 > 0:29:59and just forget his head ever fell off.

0:29:59 > 0:30:01I guess a few more hours won't make much difference.

0:30:01 > 0:30:03You two take him upstairs, OK?

0:30:03 > 0:30:05- So, King Leontes...- That's you.

0:30:05 > 0:30:08- And Antig... The servant. - Ross, that's you.

0:30:08 > 0:30:12But why don't you just stick to what's on the script?

0:30:17 > 0:30:19Alison, sorry for keeping you.

0:30:19 > 0:30:22Bailey, should we take your mum out into the garden

0:30:22 > 0:30:25- because it's a bit more private. - Private?

0:30:25 > 0:30:28- But you're going to come, too? - Afraid so,

0:30:28 > 0:30:31until we can agree on supervised contact.

0:31:04 > 0:31:08Sorry, sorry to break the creative flow!

0:31:08 > 0:31:11Billie, Kazima and Finn, we'd like a chat with you now.

0:31:11 > 0:31:14What kind of a chat?

0:31:14 > 0:31:16About this place.

0:31:16 > 0:31:18It's your thoughts that count.

0:31:18 > 0:31:21They're trying to find out the bad stuff.

0:31:21 > 0:31:23Play dumb, say nothing.

0:31:26 > 0:31:30What if I kill the bear and look after the baby?

0:31:30 > 0:31:35- You can't change Shakespeare, Floss! - Then I'm still on strike.

0:31:35 > 0:31:38I thought you were more mature than Harry.

0:31:41 > 0:31:43That's what I wanted to talk to you about.

0:31:43 > 0:31:46I can't pay for it right now, the flat.

0:31:46 > 0:31:49The Academy, they released me.

0:31:52 > 0:31:53"Released"?

0:31:53 > 0:31:57But I thought you was really talented, you know?

0:31:57 > 0:32:00I can do trial somewhere else.

0:32:00 > 0:32:02Bailey...

0:32:02 > 0:32:04It may take a while for me to get spotted,

0:32:04 > 0:32:07but players move around all the time.

0:32:07 > 0:32:13If you got a job around here, you could afford a flat yourself.

0:32:16 > 0:32:20I'm just... I'm just sad.

0:32:21 > 0:32:24For you, you know, you're not even 16

0:32:24 > 0:32:26and they're throwing you on the scrapheap.

0:32:26 > 0:32:30- Alison...- I can deal with it.

0:32:30 > 0:32:32Because now I've got you.

0:32:45 > 0:32:49Bailey, you've got another visitor.

0:32:54 > 0:32:57You speak a language I understand not.

0:32:57 > 0:32:58It's a line from the play.

0:32:58 > 0:33:00Now you're having a pop at me accent?!

0:33:00 > 0:33:03You can't even say my name right!

0:33:03 > 0:33:06I need you to be the servant because Floss is...

0:33:06 > 0:33:08Not now, Carmen..

0:33:08 > 0:33:12- I don't even know what we're doing right now.- How about you two...

0:33:14 > 0:33:17What are you doing here? I don't want to see you.

0:33:17 > 0:33:21Mr Wharton, Jimmy, should have told us you were coming.

0:33:21 > 0:33:22I only found out last night.

0:33:22 > 0:33:25Your social worker phoned and said your mum had showed up.

0:33:25 > 0:33:28Rowena Spike from Ofsted, pretend I'm not here.

0:33:28 > 0:33:31Why didn't you call me?

0:33:31 > 0:33:33Son?

0:33:35 > 0:33:37Shall we? Please?

0:33:42 > 0:33:45Come on, Bailey. Come on.

0:33:48 > 0:33:49Sit down.

0:33:49 > 0:33:53Jimmy, you'll get your chance to put your views

0:33:53 > 0:33:56- when Alison applies for formal contact.- No, he won't.

0:33:56 > 0:34:00You stopped me seeing her! You lied my whole life!

0:34:00 > 0:34:03- Back up, that's rubbish. - You don't get to say no more.

0:34:03 > 0:34:06Ask her what he did!

0:34:06 > 0:34:07Go on.

0:34:09 > 0:34:11You mean, Alison is here?

0:34:11 > 0:34:14Now? Where?

0:34:14 > 0:34:17In the garden, but this isn't the time or the place.

0:34:17 > 0:34:19Jimmy, hang on!

0:34:19 > 0:34:22Bailey!

0:34:25 > 0:34:28She's gone!

0:34:28 > 0:34:30This is your fault.

0:34:30 > 0:34:32She probably heard your voice and freaked out.

0:34:32 > 0:34:34- Good.- Good?

0:34:34 > 0:34:36Like she was terrified of you.

0:34:36 > 0:34:38Alison, terrified? Have you met your mum?

0:34:38 > 0:34:40CAR HORN

0:34:45 > 0:34:46Mum!

0:34:49 > 0:34:50Get in!

0:34:50 > 0:34:52Move or we'll lose her!

0:34:52 > 0:34:53Just drive, don't talk!

0:34:53 > 0:34:55Jimmy, you can't take him away like this!

0:34:55 > 0:34:59You know what the rules are! Jimmy! Jimmy!

0:35:02 > 0:35:04Mr Twigg? What are you doing here?

0:35:04 > 0:35:06Ruining your play, I'm afraid.

0:35:06 > 0:35:10I should have been honest with you in the first place.

0:35:10 > 0:35:13My restaurant is bankrupt and the bank is selling everything.

0:35:13 > 0:35:18- Including your bear? - Its value to me is priceless.

0:35:18 > 0:35:22He belonged to my father and before him to his father.

0:35:22 > 0:35:25But we can still use him for the play, right?

0:35:25 > 0:35:28The bailiffs already have him on their list.

0:35:28 > 0:35:32I have to return him immediately or I am breaking the law.

0:35:33 > 0:35:35Maybe they'll let you keep him?

0:35:36 > 0:35:40This would be lovely but I don't think so.

0:35:40 > 0:35:42I owe an awful lot of money.

0:35:42 > 0:35:45Maybe he doesn't know about the jewels.

0:35:47 > 0:35:50That's her, that's the cab, pull up!

0:35:50 > 0:35:52All right, all right!

0:35:52 > 0:35:53- Just stay there.- No way.

0:35:53 > 0:35:55She doesn't want to see you.

0:35:55 > 0:35:57Just keep out of it.

0:36:01 > 0:36:02Mum!

0:36:05 > 0:36:09Look, I'm, er, I'm sorry for running off just now.

0:36:09 > 0:36:13- Yeah, it's cos you heard Dad. - Your dad?- Yeah, don't worry.

0:36:13 > 0:36:15I mean, he wouldn't hurt you with me around.

0:36:15 > 0:36:17Look, I don't want to speak to him.

0:36:17 > 0:36:20- Don't bother trying to make me. - Don't go that way, please.

0:36:23 > 0:36:27- What are you doing here? - Just don't start anything.

0:36:30 > 0:36:31She ain't your mum.

0:36:37 > 0:36:40Er, change of plan. We keep him talking till the cops come.

0:36:40 > 0:36:43No, it's not a joke, he's just a skint old guy who owns a restaurant.

0:36:43 > 0:36:45Pizzas for life.

0:36:46 > 0:36:48What are you doing to my bear?

0:36:48 > 0:36:52I found it, so you can share the treasure with me if you want.

0:36:52 > 0:36:55Hang on, where is what and what treasure?

0:36:55 > 0:36:56It fell out of the bear, so I hid it.

0:36:56 > 0:36:59We were going to tell you when the inspectors had gone.

0:36:59 > 0:37:01ALL TALK AT ONCE

0:37:04 > 0:37:05He's an innocent kid.

0:37:05 > 0:37:08- Don't you care about his feelings? - You're hardly Dad Of The Year.

0:37:08 > 0:37:10This isn't about me, Bryony.

0:37:10 > 0:37:12Look him in the face and tell him who's lying.

0:37:17 > 0:37:19I'm not your mum.

0:37:22 > 0:37:24- The photo.- It's real. It's...

0:37:25 > 0:37:29We were chilling in your garden, back in the day.

0:37:29 > 0:37:32This is your mum's best mate.

0:37:36 > 0:37:37So, where's my mum?

0:37:39 > 0:37:42- Just... I don't understand. - Did Alison put you up to this?

0:37:42 > 0:37:46- No, I ain't seen her in years. - So how'd you find him?

0:37:46 > 0:37:50I, er, I saw his photo in the paper

0:37:50 > 0:37:53and then I went along to his Academy game.

0:37:54 > 0:37:59- It sort of went from there, really. - So you lied to me on purpose?

0:38:01 > 0:38:04- Remember all those things you said about Dad being violent.- What?

0:38:05 > 0:38:10- I didn't say that. That was you... joining the dots.- Son...

0:38:12 > 0:38:14- ..you know me better than that. - You know what?

0:38:14 > 0:38:18We would have been sweet, you know, and nice, cushy flat,

0:38:18 > 0:38:20away from the care home...

0:38:21 > 0:38:24..till this one gets himself binned off from the Academy.

0:38:34 > 0:38:39- Oh, guys, I'm disappointed in you. - Are you going to call the police?

0:38:39 > 0:38:41That might be rather tricky,

0:38:41 > 0:38:44seeing as I haven't even seen this treasure.

0:38:46 > 0:38:50Sorry to butt in. Oh, and another visitor?

0:38:50 > 0:38:54- Yes, no, he's been signed in. - He's our prop supplier.

0:38:54 > 0:39:01- Anyway, sorry, who's next for the interviews?- Toni, Floss and Carmen.

0:39:01 > 0:39:02Ready when you are.

0:39:02 > 0:39:06- Remember, careless talk costs lives. - Good luck.

0:39:06 > 0:39:10- How about a cup of tea?- Wait, guys, before you go, Carmen,

0:39:10 > 0:39:13I know that you were only trying to help with the inspection

0:39:13 > 0:39:15but that's not an excuse.

0:39:15 > 0:39:16Missing property, damaging the bear -

0:39:16 > 0:39:18this play's doing more harm than good.

0:39:18 > 0:39:21- But, Mike, that... - So, it's cancelled.

0:39:21 > 0:39:23ALL TALK AT ONCE

0:39:23 > 0:39:29Keep it down. Look, until we fix this mess, no treasure, no play.

0:39:29 > 0:39:30Sorry.

0:39:30 > 0:39:34- We've just got to find the treasure, then.- I'll go and look upstairs.

0:39:42 > 0:39:45- How's the play going? - Is this part of the interview?

0:39:47 > 0:39:52- It's the chat beforehand. - Cool. Tell us when you've started.

0:39:58 > 0:40:02- Cooperation first. Pick one. - From the comments box?

0:40:07 > 0:40:12- I can't read.- You told me you were hungry for words.

0:40:12 > 0:40:15- Your favourite author's Shakespeare.- Oh, yeah!

0:40:17 > 0:40:19So, why the silent routine?

0:40:20 > 0:40:25- I can only assume you've got something to hide.- No. We're not.

0:40:30 > 0:40:35"Carmen is bossy and vain and her hair clogs up the plughole."

0:40:36 > 0:40:38- Thank you, Floss(!)- It wasn't me.

0:40:38 > 0:40:40You know, I can recognise your handwriting.

0:40:47 > 0:40:48Can I have a biscuit now?

0:40:53 > 0:40:56- Whose dumb idea was it not to say anything?- What happened?

0:40:56 > 0:40:59Well, they think that we're covering something up.

0:40:59 > 0:41:00We've got to find those jewels, guys.

0:41:00 > 0:41:02We've searched everywhere. There's no sign.

0:41:02 > 0:41:05- Someone must have nicked them. - Like you nicked a computer?

0:41:05 > 0:41:07Like you were done for shoplifting.

0:41:07 > 0:41:09Hey, we're not going to start accusing each other.

0:41:09 > 0:41:12We've got to figure out some sort of motive.

0:41:12 > 0:41:14Well, there's wanting to stop the play,

0:41:14 > 0:41:16like Harry wrecking Bernard I.

0:41:18 > 0:41:19What about Bailey?

0:41:19 > 0:41:22Bailey wouldn't steal anything... would he?

0:41:23 > 0:41:28Well, he did need 800 quid to get a flat.

0:41:28 > 0:41:32Well, there's your thief, then. Who else would it be?

0:41:32 > 0:41:33My mum.

0:41:34 > 0:41:40- My fake mum.- Fake?- You mean, that wasn't the real one?- Just don't ask.

0:41:41 > 0:41:44- I knew you weren't the thief. - I was about to call the police.

0:41:44 > 0:41:48- You can't just take off like that. - I'm sorry.

0:41:48 > 0:41:52Your dad called, told me everything. I'm glad you came home.

0:41:52 > 0:41:55Wait, so it's Bailey's fake mum that stole the jewels?

0:41:55 > 0:41:57Hang on, how do you figure that?

0:41:57 > 0:42:00She was in the lobby when the head fell off on the stairs,

0:42:00 > 0:42:03then I put them in the box while she was walking past there.

0:42:03 > 0:42:06- She must have seen the jewels. - Have you any idea where she's gone?

0:42:07 > 0:42:09Bus station.

0:42:09 > 0:42:11Listen, let me handle this, do you hear me? Do you hear me?

0:42:14 > 0:42:15Oh, Bailey.

0:42:17 > 0:42:19Hey, Bryony!

0:42:19 > 0:42:23- Forgetting something?- What are you doing here?! Oh!- Don't do that.

0:42:23 > 0:42:26Give it back...before I call security. Give it back.

0:42:28 > 0:42:30Yeah, I'm sure the police would love to see these.

0:42:35 > 0:42:37You stole from a kids' home?

0:42:38 > 0:42:42Have you any idea, the effort, that I wasted on you,

0:42:42 > 0:42:44pretending to be interested in your football career?

0:42:46 > 0:42:50You know what? It's... It's a relief that the Academy ditched you, I...

0:42:50 > 0:42:51Just leave this, please.

0:42:51 > 0:42:54I don't think I could have put up with those Bambi eyes every day.

0:42:57 > 0:42:58She's not worth it.

0:42:58 > 0:43:00I'm glad you're not my mum.

0:43:06 > 0:43:11These were my mother's. I thought they were stolen years ago.

0:43:11 > 0:43:13Just disappeared a little bit.

0:43:13 > 0:43:20Thanks to you, Twigg's Restaurant lives on. And the pizzas are on me.

0:43:20 > 0:43:21Brilliant!

0:43:21 > 0:43:25The hour is upon us. What rebels are in hand?

0:43:25 > 0:43:29What play to ease the anguish of this torturing hour?

0:43:30 > 0:43:35What? Are you guys doing a play? Fantastic.

0:43:35 > 0:43:38- CHEERING - Good luck.

0:43:38 > 0:43:43- Um, are we back on?- Can you wing it? - Do you even have to ask?- Good.

0:43:49 > 0:43:50KNOCK ON DOOR

0:43:57 > 0:44:00TOGETHER: We cleaned your boots for the football demo...

0:44:02 > 0:44:03..for the inspectors.

0:44:14 > 0:44:15CROWD GROANS

0:44:17 > 0:44:19CROWD GROANS

0:44:23 > 0:44:24LAUGHTER

0:44:33 > 0:44:39- We're starting. You can help with costumes, if you want.- Er...

0:44:40 > 0:44:43Fine. But you're still down to do a football demo.

0:44:45 > 0:44:47- I can't.- What?

0:44:50 > 0:44:53I don't want these no more.

0:44:53 > 0:44:55You might not get into the first club you try,

0:44:55 > 0:44:58- but you've got to be in it to win it.- Football is your dream job.

0:44:58 > 0:45:00If I had something like that, I'd never give it up.

0:45:00 > 0:45:03- OK, guys, you've made your point. - But he's really talented.

0:45:03 > 0:45:06Yes, but it's up to Bailey what he does now.

0:45:06 > 0:45:08It's been a big knock-back.

0:45:08 > 0:45:12Look, I could try another club, but I'd be further away

0:45:12 > 0:45:16and have training four times a week, plus matches.

0:45:16 > 0:45:19- Mike could take you. - Could be 100 miles away.

0:45:19 > 0:45:22We could find you somewhere else to live, I mean,

0:45:22 > 0:45:27- if that's what you want.- Leave here? - No.- Well, that's the choice.

0:45:27 > 0:45:31And even then I might not get picked.

0:45:31 > 0:45:34I could just spend the whole season on the subs' bench.

0:45:34 > 0:45:39- Just get dumped at the end of it. - You can't think like that.- Why not?

0:45:39 > 0:45:40I'm just being realistic.

0:45:40 > 0:45:44If I'm going to end up on a scrapheap, I want out now.

0:45:46 > 0:45:47DOORBELL RINGS

0:45:51 > 0:45:53Me and Bailey have got unfinished business.

0:46:03 > 0:46:05- Dad?- Backstage, you two, quick.

0:46:05 > 0:46:08Come on. Come on.

0:46:20 > 0:46:23- How come you never told me about the Academy yourself?- What's to tell?

0:46:23 > 0:46:26You won't be seeing me at Wembley no more.

0:46:27 > 0:46:29Guess you can't big me up to your friends.

0:46:29 > 0:46:34What's that supposed to mean? I'm proud of you, whatever you do.

0:46:34 > 0:46:37Yeah, so proud that you just dump me at a football ground.

0:46:40 > 0:46:41All right.

0:46:42 > 0:46:48I've not been the greatest... but I never drove Alison away.

0:46:48 > 0:46:53I begged her to keep seeing you, but she didn't want to be a mum.

0:46:54 > 0:46:56Great(!)

0:46:57 > 0:47:00- She hate me that much? - She knew you had me.

0:47:02 > 0:47:05I did all right when you was a little nipper.

0:47:06 > 0:47:07There was less to get wrong.

0:47:09 > 0:47:10And then I got older.

0:47:11 > 0:47:13Sorry about that(!)

0:47:14 > 0:47:17I knew I couldn't be the dad you needed.

0:47:17 > 0:47:21- What, so, you just leave me with no dad?- I left you with Mike.

0:47:21 > 0:47:23Oh.

0:47:27 > 0:47:29So, why are you here now?

0:47:30 > 0:47:35You don't care. You only came to stop me seeing her.

0:47:43 > 0:47:46MUSIC: Don't Wanna Fight Alabama Shakes

0:48:00 > 0:48:02Hey, so, er...

0:48:02 > 0:48:05to Mike, May-Li, and all the assembled guests,

0:48:05 > 0:48:09for your entertainment we present to you - The Winter's Tale.

0:48:12 > 0:48:14Fantastic surprise.

0:48:15 > 0:48:18My wife is slippery, she is an adulteress.

0:48:18 > 0:48:19You, my lord, but do mistake.

0:48:19 > 0:48:22He thinks you've touched his queen.

0:48:22 > 0:48:25My best blood turned into infected jelly.

0:48:29 > 0:48:33Take this vile creature hence to some remote and desert place

0:48:33 > 0:48:35and there thou leave it.

0:48:38 > 0:48:41I swear to do this. Prepare my ship.

0:48:51 > 0:48:52WIND HOWLS

0:49:01 > 0:49:05We have landed in ill times and skies look grimly.

0:49:11 > 0:49:15Come, poor babe. Thy mother appeared to me in a dream last night.

0:49:15 > 0:49:19She said, "If you must have my baby, put some garlic next to her,

0:49:19 > 0:49:21"cos bears really hate garlic,"

0:49:21 > 0:49:25in a letter saying that she loves you...

0:49:25 > 0:49:28and in 16 years - spoiler alert -

0:49:28 > 0:49:31she might see you again in some palace or a nail bar.

0:49:37 > 0:49:39THEY GASP

0:49:39 > 0:49:40Aggh!

0:49:47 > 0:49:48SHE CHOKES

0:49:55 > 0:49:57APPLAUSE

0:49:57 > 0:49:58DREAMY MUSIC PLAYS

0:50:28 > 0:50:30We have come to see the statue of our queen.

0:50:31 > 0:50:36- Dear Queen, Mother, lend me your hand.- Music, awake her, strike.

0:50:38 > 0:50:40Be stone no more.

0:50:41 > 0:50:45Turn, good lady, our Perdita is found.

0:50:45 > 0:50:49You gods, look down and pour your graces on my daughter's head.

0:50:51 > 0:50:54Queen Hermione finds her baby, Fat Harry, who she thought was dead

0:50:54 > 0:50:57and King Leontes is sorry for being a nasty king,

0:50:57 > 0:50:59so everyone forgives him.

0:50:59 > 0:51:02Perdita is well happy

0:51:02 > 0:51:05cos she knows her mum never stopped loving her, ever.

0:51:05 > 0:51:09CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:51:15 > 0:51:18THUNDERCLAP

0:51:18 > 0:51:20BEAR ROARS

0:51:30 > 0:51:33CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:51:45 > 0:51:46RINGING TONE

0:51:46 > 0:51:48Dad?

0:51:49 > 0:51:52- Where are you? - 'I'm waiting for you.'

0:51:52 > 0:51:55I told my boss I needed a couple of days off.

0:51:55 > 0:51:57'I thought you were out of work.'

0:51:57 > 0:51:58I got my old job back.

0:51:58 > 0:52:01- 'You never said.' - You never asked.

0:52:13 > 0:52:14Whatever Mum did...

0:52:16 > 0:52:17..it wasn't your fault.

0:52:19 > 0:52:21I shouldn't have said all that stuff.

0:52:21 > 0:52:24You're not a failure, Son. Football isn't everything.

0:52:24 > 0:52:27I never meant for you to feel that way.

0:52:29 > 0:52:31I'm just going to take a break for a bit.

0:52:31 > 0:52:33There's other stuff to do.

0:52:33 > 0:52:36Like...seeing your old man?

0:52:36 > 0:52:38Well, you stopped writing.

0:52:39 > 0:52:40Yeah.

0:52:40 > 0:52:45- Do you want me to find the real Ali...Alison?- No. No.

0:52:46 > 0:52:47No.

0:52:48 > 0:52:50See, Mike was right.

0:52:50 > 0:52:52YOU did OK without her.

0:52:52 > 0:52:54WE did OK.

0:52:55 > 0:52:57I wish we could be mates again.

0:52:58 > 0:53:02- I miss your ugly face. - Yeah, I miss yours.

0:53:05 > 0:53:07See, you're my real dad.

0:53:08 > 0:53:09That's never going to change.

0:53:12 > 0:53:13Come here.

0:53:19 > 0:53:20Did we pass?

0:53:20 > 0:53:23It's not a pass/fail thing. You'll have the report in two weeks.

0:53:23 > 0:53:25Two weeks?

0:53:25 > 0:53:27Obviously, there are some areas for improvement.

0:53:27 > 0:53:29I took the batteries out of the smoke alarm.

0:53:29 > 0:53:32It's a shame you couldn't be so honest in your interviews.

0:53:32 > 0:53:35Your loyalty to Mike and May-Li might have been misplaced,

0:53:35 > 0:53:39but it shows you value them very deeply.

0:53:39 > 0:53:43After seeing how they supported Bailey, I can't say I'm surprised.

0:53:43 > 0:53:45Is she being nice? I can't tell.

0:53:45 > 0:53:49We were also very impressed with your ambition.

0:53:49 > 0:53:51It's the first time we've ever had a play performed for us.

0:53:51 > 0:53:54You guys totally rock!

0:53:54 > 0:53:58You're resourceful, imaginative, considerate and caring.

0:53:58 > 0:54:01Well done. Keep up the good work.

0:54:01 > 0:54:04We are expecting even greater things next time.

0:54:08 > 0:54:10LAUGHTER

0:54:16 > 0:54:18Down that end. Twins.

0:54:19 > 0:54:21Go on, Harry.

0:54:22 > 0:54:23Play something else.

0:54:25 > 0:54:27No, you're all right.

0:54:32 > 0:54:35- Go on, Harry. - He never passes to me.

0:54:36 > 0:54:40So what's it to be next time? Hamlet? Macbeth?

0:54:40 > 0:54:43Henry VI, Parts 1 and 2 and 3?

0:54:44 > 0:54:47I think I'm going to stick to reading Shakespeare. All those egos.

0:54:47 > 0:54:49Too much from me.

0:54:49 > 0:54:50HE LAUGHS

0:54:50 > 0:54:52Talking of which, look at this! Oi-oi!

0:54:52 > 0:54:54INDISTINCT VOICES

0:54:55 > 0:54:59CHEERING