Doris

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04Move it, you lot! Grand opening later.

0:00:06 > 0:00:09Exams don't make manicures this good...

0:00:13 > 0:00:14Finally!

0:00:14 > 0:00:18What does a girl have to do to get service around here?

0:00:36 > 0:00:39Are you Carmen, of Salon Carmen?

0:00:39 > 0:00:43- Who are you?- I asked first.

0:00:43 > 0:00:46And your customer service skills could do with a polish.

0:00:48 > 0:00:50Yes. I'm Carmen.

0:00:50 > 0:00:53Doris. Enchante.

0:00:55 > 0:01:00Er...we don't do old people. Sorry.

0:01:00 > 0:01:03That suits me. I would require someone more skilled.

0:01:07 > 0:01:08Are you...homeless?

0:01:09 > 0:01:15Oh... No, I'm going to stay with my sister, Gladys.

0:01:15 > 0:01:18She's tall and thin and eats nothing but porridge.

0:01:18 > 0:01:20I take my own catering supplies.

0:01:20 > 0:01:22You can stop here if you want.

0:01:22 > 0:01:26No, she can't. Grand opening today?

0:01:26 > 0:01:28I do fancy a cup of tea.

0:01:28 > 0:01:31I could work for it.

0:01:32 > 0:01:35'We went to this really cool museum, and we bought a huge Roman sword.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37'Yeah. He's lethal. Grr!'

0:01:37 > 0:01:41- I need the laptop. - Hi, Harry.- Go away, we're busy.

0:01:42 > 0:01:46'Lou and Ange say I can have a kitten if I want one.

0:01:46 > 0:01:48'Actually...I think Lou wants it more.'

0:01:48 > 0:01:50What?! That's so unfair.

0:01:50 > 0:01:53Harry hasn't been watching kitten videos for months!

0:01:55 > 0:02:00Once upon a time, my cold cream was the talk of the town.

0:02:00 > 0:02:04You...made your own face cream?

0:02:04 > 0:02:07I was a make-up artiste.

0:02:07 > 0:02:10London, Paris, Milan.

0:02:10 > 0:02:12Well, it can't have been THAT special.

0:02:19 > 0:02:21We're...just getting some supplies for the salon.

0:02:21 > 0:02:24Oh. How's it going? I might come and have a quick foot rub.

0:02:24 > 0:02:27Er - you've got to stocktake the kitchen.

0:02:27 > 0:02:29Remember your food hygiene targets?

0:02:29 > 0:02:31Oh, yeah. My life is so exciting(!)

0:02:31 > 0:02:33- Mike?- Yeah.

0:02:33 > 0:02:36Do you want to see a kitten riding a tortoise?

0:02:36 > 0:02:39No, I'm still in recovery from Kitten on a Trampoline.

0:02:39 > 0:02:44Aw! "Gorgeous kitties, free to good homes"...

0:02:45 > 0:02:47Can we?

0:02:47 > 0:02:49No.

0:02:50 > 0:02:56Goose fat, evaporated milk, petroleum jelly...

0:02:56 > 0:02:58Sounds vile.

0:02:58 > 0:03:00Yep, so's mashed bananas, but you put that on MY face.

0:03:01 > 0:03:03No, no, no...

0:03:03 > 0:03:06No tea - not until you've given me the rest of the ingredients.

0:03:06 > 0:03:10Erm... I thought you weren't interested.

0:03:10 > 0:03:13- It's natural and vintage, be a totally new thing.- Oi!

0:03:13 > 0:03:15Where are we going to keep our bikes?

0:03:15 > 0:03:19- Who's she?- My...beauty adviser.

0:03:20 > 0:03:22Enchante.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24You've got the worst split ends I've ever seen.

0:03:26 > 0:03:27Toddle off, then, Jodie.

0:03:27 > 0:03:31Me and Doris are having a, erm...development meeting.

0:03:33 > 0:03:36Basically you're just going to rip off all her ideas.

0:03:36 > 0:03:38She's actually trespassing.

0:03:38 > 0:03:41- No, she's not. - She's here without permission.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44- We could call the police on her. - Get over yourself, Jodie,

0:03:44 > 0:03:46your scabby old bikes don't even need a garage.

0:03:46 > 0:03:50No - don't park them there, that's my meditation zone!

0:03:52 > 0:03:53She's gone.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01But please, Mike.

0:04:01 > 0:04:03We already have a perfectly good pet.

0:04:03 > 0:04:05Yeah, dogs are way better than cats.

0:04:05 > 0:04:07They're stupid, they smell,

0:04:07 > 0:04:09and they poo all over the garden!

0:04:09 > 0:04:11Cover your ears, Mischief!

0:04:11 > 0:04:13Yeah, dogs can herd sheep,

0:04:13 > 0:04:15find bombs, and smell cancer.

0:04:15 > 0:04:16What can cats actually do -

0:04:16 > 0:04:19apart from riding on a tortoise?

0:04:19 > 0:04:20Sweat through their paws?

0:04:20 > 0:04:22Thanks, Kaz.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24And kill mice - obviously.

0:04:27 > 0:04:28MICE SQUEAK

0:04:32 > 0:04:34GRRRRR!

0:04:35 > 0:04:37MICE SQUEAK

0:04:50 > 0:04:53Doris?

0:04:53 > 0:04:54Doris!

0:04:54 > 0:04:57Doris, no-one's calling the police, all right,

0:04:57 > 0:04:59it was just Jodie's big mouth.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01Look, why don't I help you with that, OK?

0:05:01 > 0:05:04And maybe you could give me the rest of the cold cream recipe on the way?

0:05:04 > 0:05:07Where are you...? Where are you going?

0:05:07 > 0:05:10- Bluebell Avenue.- But...

0:05:10 > 0:05:11we're here.

0:05:11 > 0:05:14No, no. Bluebell LANE, that's right.

0:05:16 > 0:05:17No, you won't find it on there.

0:05:17 > 0:05:21It's very...private.

0:05:21 > 0:05:22OK. Er...

0:05:22 > 0:05:26How about we...go back to your house and double-check?

0:05:47 > 0:05:49Growing cheese?

0:05:49 > 0:05:51Hate to break it to you, but...

0:05:51 > 0:05:54I'm catching mice, if you must know.

0:05:54 > 0:05:57So Michael needs my kitten to catch them.

0:05:57 > 0:05:58Right.

0:05:58 > 0:06:01Only, you don't need actual mice -

0:06:01 > 0:06:03- you just need the evidence of them. - Huh?

0:06:03 > 0:06:05Learn from the master.

0:06:29 > 0:06:30Wow.

0:06:30 > 0:06:34Look, I can manage now, you can get back to your salon.

0:06:34 > 0:06:35Oh - no, it's all right,

0:06:35 > 0:06:38there's still a couple of ingredients we're not too clear on.

0:06:38 > 0:06:40Charm and politeness.

0:06:42 > 0:06:46I'm sorry. You er...you caught me on a bit of a bad day.

0:06:48 > 0:06:49Is that...?

0:06:49 > 0:06:54Oh, the queen of bad manners, she kept me waiting for hours.

0:06:54 > 0:06:58Still. She gave me this, so I can't complain.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00You for real?

0:07:02 > 0:07:06- "Tell Mike I'm shopping for salon." - So she's still with Doris?

0:07:06 > 0:07:07Too big.

0:07:07 > 0:07:09It's excellent poo.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11For a camel.

0:07:11 > 0:07:12Can't roll it any smaller.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16- Come on. - She's being very suspicious...

0:07:16 > 0:07:17She's totally shameless.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33Perfect.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37OLD MUSIC PLAYS

0:07:40 > 0:07:42Amazing.

0:07:42 > 0:07:46I wore this to the Gala Ball.

0:07:48 > 0:07:54Oh...and this was the first good dress I ever bought for myself.

0:07:54 > 0:07:59I lived on cream crackers for a month to save up.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01It was definitely worth it.

0:08:01 > 0:08:04I, er...I once saved up my allowance for a whole year

0:08:04 > 0:08:07to buy - you know the trainers with the wheels?

0:08:11 > 0:08:13But these are classics.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15Well...try something on.

0:08:43 > 0:08:45Floss...

0:08:45 > 0:08:47You're lurking.

0:08:48 > 0:08:49Yeah...

0:08:49 > 0:08:52Ryan just did a massive trump.

0:08:52 > 0:08:54So I'm letting it die down a bit.

0:09:05 > 0:09:06Wow!

0:09:10 > 0:09:11Lovely.

0:09:14 > 0:09:16Oh, you're beautiful.

0:09:21 > 0:09:22Is that you?

0:09:22 > 0:09:26Oh... Yes. With my parents.

0:09:26 > 0:09:27I was an only child.

0:09:31 > 0:09:32So...

0:09:34 > 0:09:35..you don't have a sister?

0:09:36 > 0:09:39Where were you really going?

0:09:39 > 0:09:41I mean, if I had a house like this,

0:09:41 > 0:09:43I would not be leaving it.

0:09:44 > 0:09:47It's not from choice, I assure you.

0:09:47 > 0:09:49What do you mean?

0:09:49 > 0:09:50Well...

0:09:50 > 0:09:53my son Felix thinks it's silly me rattling around here

0:09:53 > 0:09:58by myself, so he's found somewhere more...sensible.

0:09:58 > 0:10:00So you're moving out?

0:10:01 > 0:10:03By tomorrow.

0:10:03 > 0:10:06He's sending a van to remove everything...

0:10:06 > 0:10:09and then he'll sell the house.

0:10:15 > 0:10:17HE CACKLES

0:10:31 > 0:10:34PHONE RINGS

0:10:39 > 0:10:41You know, he can't treat you like that.

0:10:45 > 0:10:47Carmen, you're taking ages.

0:10:47 > 0:10:51It's really selfish. Just...call and tell us where you are, OK?

0:10:57 > 0:10:59I...think we've got mice.

0:10:59 > 0:11:02- Are you serious? - Oh, that's horrible...

0:11:05 > 0:11:07Rank.

0:11:07 > 0:11:09There's poop in the cornflakes!

0:11:09 > 0:11:11I'm going to have to phone pest control.

0:11:11 > 0:11:13- What will they do? - We'll use humane traps,

0:11:13 > 0:11:15catch the little fellas, let them go outside.

0:11:15 > 0:11:17So what's stopping them from coming back?

0:11:17 > 0:11:21We're going to need a deterrent. You know, something to scare them off.

0:11:21 > 0:11:24Small, fluffy... Really sharp claws?

0:11:24 > 0:11:27Looks like you're going to get your way after all.

0:11:32 > 0:11:36Oh... Maybe Felix had a point about the mess.

0:11:36 > 0:11:40I haven't seen the top of that table for years.

0:11:40 > 0:11:43Well, it's your space, you can do whatever you want with it.

0:11:44 > 0:11:46I'd love to live here on my own.

0:11:46 > 0:11:49What about your brothers and sisters?

0:11:51 > 0:11:53Yeah, we're not related.

0:11:54 > 0:11:57Ashdene Ridge is a, erm...

0:11:57 > 0:11:58is a kids' home.

0:12:01 > 0:12:03You're an orphan?

0:12:05 > 0:12:07I've got a mum.

0:12:08 > 0:12:10It's complicated.

0:12:10 > 0:12:13Why would anyone give you up?

0:12:15 > 0:12:18That's the million-dollar question.

0:12:21 > 0:12:25My parents wanted me to hand Felix over.

0:12:26 > 0:12:28I was unmarried.

0:12:28 > 0:12:31It was very shocking back then.

0:12:31 > 0:12:33You were a single mum?

0:12:33 > 0:12:36I took him to work every day.

0:12:36 > 0:12:39All the models loved him.

0:12:41 > 0:12:43And now he's not even grateful?

0:12:45 > 0:12:48So I phoned the guy about the kitten.

0:12:48 > 0:12:50And he's got one girl left!

0:12:50 > 0:12:52She's white and fluffy

0:12:52 > 0:12:55and she's got a little pinky nose!

0:12:55 > 0:12:57And...

0:12:57 > 0:13:02- he said she'll make an excellent mouser.- I'm already on it, kid.

0:13:02 > 0:13:05Meet...Nigel.

0:13:05 > 0:13:06MEOW!

0:13:15 > 0:13:18- Hey.- Where have you been? I left you a voicemail.- Doris's.

0:13:18 > 0:13:20She's got this amazing house

0:13:20 > 0:13:23and all this really cool stuff and...

0:13:23 > 0:13:26So you've gone from face creams to borrowing her clothes?

0:13:26 > 0:13:29- Fun times with Granny. - Yeah. Yeah, it was, actually.

0:13:29 > 0:13:32And she's way more interesting than you lot.

0:13:35 > 0:13:38No, you can't just go and visit some old lady we've never heard of.

0:13:38 > 0:13:39You lied to us, Carmen.

0:13:39 > 0:13:41And getting Kazima and Tee to cover for you...

0:13:41 > 0:13:45Yeah, I didn't have time to explain. I had to help her get home.

0:13:45 > 0:13:48Don't go off with someone you don't know. Anything could have happened.

0:13:48 > 0:13:50Yeah, I know her now, though.

0:13:50 > 0:13:53Look, I've promised her I'll go back. Please, Mike.

0:13:53 > 0:13:55No. Not until you prove to us that we can trust you again.

0:14:07 > 0:14:09SHE SIGHS

0:14:11 > 0:14:15- So, your vintage salon is cancelled, then?- You hate cleaning.

0:14:15 > 0:14:16Doris needs me.

0:14:19 > 0:14:21Mike and May-Li are going to go mad.

0:14:22 > 0:14:24MUSIC: Pretty Blue Eyes by Steve Lawrence

0:14:29 > 0:14:34# Thought I was in love before

0:14:34 > 0:14:37# And when you moved in next door

0:14:37 > 0:14:41# With your blue eyes

0:14:41 > 0:14:44# Pretty blue eyes. #

0:14:47 > 0:14:49This is epic.

0:14:49 > 0:14:52Claudette said it was the only way to do chores.

0:14:52 > 0:14:56- Claudette? - Yeah, my best friend in Paris.

0:14:56 > 0:14:58So this was before Felix came along?

0:14:58 > 0:15:00We were both 18.

0:15:00 > 0:15:03We worked every show in Fashion Week

0:15:03 > 0:15:06and we partied all night.

0:15:06 > 0:15:11We had a black cat we called Coco.

0:15:11 > 0:15:12DOOR CLOSES

0:15:12 > 0:15:14Mum? It's only me.

0:15:14 > 0:15:16Usual beast of a journey.

0:15:17 > 0:15:18- Who are you?- Carmen.

0:15:21 > 0:15:23MUSIC STOPS You come to kick her out?

0:15:23 > 0:15:27- Sorry.- Well, you're going to have to get through me first.

0:15:27 > 0:15:29Mum, are you all right?

0:15:29 > 0:15:32I had a call from Eden Villas. They said you hadn't arrived.

0:15:33 > 0:15:36I tried phoning but you weren't answering.

0:15:36 > 0:15:38I got the first plane out.

0:15:38 > 0:15:40Eden who?

0:15:41 > 0:15:43It's a care home for the elderly.

0:15:43 > 0:15:45We chose it together.

0:16:09 > 0:16:11What's that weird smell?

0:16:11 > 0:16:14It's Nigel's wee.

0:16:14 > 0:16:15Ew.

0:16:15 > 0:16:19What? Adult cats spray to mark their territory.

0:16:19 > 0:16:21It's very common.

0:16:21 > 0:16:23It's unhygienic.

0:16:23 > 0:16:26Poor Nigel isn't suitable for a children's home?

0:16:29 > 0:16:31If you're meant to go to this Eden Villas place,

0:16:31 > 0:16:34- why didn't you just say? - Cos it's not really your business.

0:16:34 > 0:16:36Look, Carmen, thanks for taking care of Mum.

0:16:36 > 0:16:38Look, she doesn't want to go.

0:16:38 > 0:16:40That's why she was hiding in our garage.

0:16:40 > 0:16:45No, no, I was just passing and I fancied a shampoo and set.

0:16:45 > 0:16:47I booked a taxi for you.

0:16:47 > 0:16:48It was all arranged.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50I should've taken you myself.

0:16:50 > 0:16:53Why didn't you, then? Too busy with your fancy job abroad?

0:16:53 > 0:16:55I'm a doctor in a refugee camp.

0:16:57 > 0:17:00What, so you can look after other people but not your own mum?

0:17:00 > 0:17:04Do you realise she fought her parents to keep you?

0:17:04 > 0:17:05Felix needs a rest.

0:17:05 > 0:17:07He's had a very long journey.

0:17:07 > 0:17:09No, no, I'm not leaving you.

0:17:09 > 0:17:11We need some time on our own.

0:17:28 > 0:17:30Just so you know,

0:17:30 > 0:17:32if she was my mum,

0:17:32 > 0:17:34I wouldn't sell her out for money.

0:17:37 > 0:17:38DOOR CLOSES

0:17:41 > 0:17:42NIGEL MEOWS

0:17:45 > 0:17:46SPRAYING

0:17:50 > 0:17:52SPRAYING, MEOWING

0:17:52 > 0:17:53Don't ask me.

0:17:55 > 0:17:57Just found this in the room.

0:17:59 > 0:18:01Fake mouse poo.

0:18:01 > 0:18:03And fake cat pee.

0:18:03 > 0:18:05She's on a roll.

0:18:05 > 0:18:07Setting up Nigel...

0:18:07 > 0:18:09so we ditch him.

0:18:09 > 0:18:10NIGEL MEOWS

0:18:13 > 0:18:15You fallen out with Doris already?

0:18:15 > 0:18:18Her son wants to put her in a home so he can have all her money.

0:18:18 > 0:18:20- What?- I'm going to write to Citizens Advice,

0:18:20 > 0:18:22see if there's anything she can do.

0:18:22 > 0:18:24It's family, Carmen. Don't get involved.

0:18:24 > 0:18:25Yeah, but it's totally wrong for her.

0:18:25 > 0:18:28Mouldering away with a load of old people.

0:18:28 > 0:18:30I will kidnap her if I have to.

0:18:30 > 0:18:32Kidnap? Stop being ridiculous.

0:18:33 > 0:18:36What, so I'm just supposed to sit back and do nothing?

0:18:36 > 0:18:38You saved your mum from your creep of a stepdad.

0:18:38 > 0:18:39Yes, my mum.

0:18:41 > 0:18:43Yeah, and Doris ain't got anyone else.

0:18:45 > 0:18:46KNOCKING

0:18:49 > 0:18:51So...

0:18:51 > 0:18:54Smart enough to create a mouse infestation,

0:18:54 > 0:18:57and yet dumb enough to leave the evidence

0:18:57 > 0:18:58in her bin.

0:19:00 > 0:19:03You are so busted, young lady.

0:19:03 > 0:19:05It was Ryan, too.

0:19:05 > 0:19:07Why doesn't that surprise me?

0:19:07 > 0:19:10Grounded for a week for gross deception.

0:19:12 > 0:19:14NIGEL PURRS

0:19:14 > 0:19:16Go purr at someone else, mange face.

0:19:16 > 0:19:18Don't be so mean to him.

0:19:18 > 0:19:20He can't help not being cute.

0:19:20 > 0:19:22Kittens grow into cats.

0:19:22 > 0:19:25Just like babies grow into kids that no-one wants.

0:19:50 > 0:19:51SHE YAWNS

0:19:52 > 0:19:53Cat selfie.

0:19:59 > 0:20:00SHUTTER CLICK

0:20:06 > 0:20:09Is there some sort of special social worker for old people?

0:20:09 > 0:20:12Doris's son is a two-faced, money-grabbing worm.

0:20:12 > 0:20:15You can't go making personal accusations, Carmen.

0:20:15 > 0:20:16DOORBELL

0:20:16 > 0:20:18Have you seen Doris again?

0:20:18 > 0:20:20After everything we've said to you.

0:20:20 > 0:20:22Why is it that you're on Felix's side?

0:20:22 > 0:20:26Why is it that no-one's actually listening to me?

0:20:26 > 0:20:29Erm...Doris is here for you.

0:20:29 > 0:20:30See?

0:20:30 > 0:20:31She's relying on me.

0:20:38 > 0:20:39Doris.

0:20:39 > 0:20:41I wanted to say goodbye.

0:20:43 > 0:20:45- Goodbye?- Yes.

0:20:45 > 0:20:48Felix is taking me to Eden Villas tomorrow.

0:20:48 > 0:20:50No, listen, you don't have to go.

0:20:50 > 0:20:52Mum's not been well.

0:20:53 > 0:20:56She thought you deserved some sort of explanation.

0:20:59 > 0:21:00I have...

0:21:02 > 0:21:03..dementia.

0:21:03 > 0:21:06I should have told you but it's such an ugly word.

0:21:07 > 0:21:09We have our good days...

0:21:10 > 0:21:12..but she needs people,

0:21:12 > 0:21:15staff, to keep an eye on her.

0:21:16 > 0:21:18Nothing's beaten her before.

0:21:19 > 0:21:21Ever.

0:21:47 > 0:21:49Doris.

0:21:49 > 0:21:51I'll make you a cup of tea. Why don't you sit down through here?

0:21:51 > 0:21:52Thank you.

0:21:57 > 0:22:00It's a hat.

0:22:00 > 0:22:01Everything's fine.

0:22:07 > 0:22:08Urgh.

0:22:08 > 0:22:10Ew!

0:22:10 > 0:22:13May-Li! Floss has got the lurgy!

0:22:15 > 0:22:16One sec, yeah?

0:22:46 > 0:22:47Why didn't she tell me?

0:22:49 > 0:22:51I guess she didn't want to spoil what you had.

0:22:53 > 0:22:55At least when she was blaming Felix,

0:22:55 > 0:22:57I could help her.

0:22:59 > 0:23:01Now there's nothing I can do.

0:23:02 > 0:23:04Hey, did Doris come out here?

0:23:04 > 0:23:08- I thought May-Li was with her.- No. She had to go. It was an emergency.

0:23:08 > 0:23:09I know where she might be.

0:23:19 > 0:23:21Oh, Claudette. I'm having a terrible time.

0:23:25 > 0:23:27You're not her.

0:23:27 > 0:23:29Stupid.

0:23:29 > 0:23:30No, it's OK.

0:23:31 > 0:23:33I'm Carmen.

0:23:33 > 0:23:35We're friends.

0:23:35 > 0:23:37Carmen.

0:23:37 > 0:23:38Yes, I remember.

0:23:39 > 0:23:43Listen, going to Eden Villas, it doesn't have to be terrible.

0:23:43 > 0:23:45This is a home.

0:23:46 > 0:23:48They're not just for old people.

0:23:48 > 0:23:50But you all know each other.

0:23:50 > 0:23:52Not at first.

0:23:52 > 0:23:53Oh.

0:23:53 > 0:23:54Oh.

0:23:56 > 0:24:01Believe me, I was terrified on my first day.

0:24:01 > 0:24:04Then I met Tee and now we're best friends.

0:24:04 > 0:24:07I can't. I would never remember people's names.

0:24:07 > 0:24:10They'll understand. You can help each other.

0:24:10 > 0:24:12No, it's impossible.

0:24:12 > 0:24:14Who would take care of Coco?

0:24:19 > 0:24:21It's an allergic reaction, Floss.

0:24:21 > 0:24:24Allergic? Like Harry and Jeff?

0:24:24 > 0:24:26Yeah, you must be reacting to Nigel.

0:24:29 > 0:24:31Can they cure me, though?

0:24:31 > 0:24:33You'll be fine.

0:24:33 > 0:24:34Well, as long as Nigel goes.

0:24:34 > 0:24:35Goes?!

0:24:35 > 0:24:37We can't send him back.

0:24:40 > 0:24:44- Mum.- You promised we'd look after him!

0:24:44 > 0:24:47- Nigel!- No, don't touch, don't touch. Step away from him.

0:24:47 > 0:24:49Floss, your face.

0:24:49 > 0:24:51Yeah, she's allergic.

0:24:51 > 0:24:53- I love him. - He'll find another owner.

0:24:53 > 0:24:56He won't. He's too old and manky.

0:24:56 > 0:24:58Nobody will want him.

0:25:00 > 0:25:01Hang on.

0:25:04 > 0:25:07Well, I'd need a room next to a garden.

0:25:07 > 0:25:08We can fix that.

0:25:08 > 0:25:12He'd need to meet the other cats to see if they get on.

0:25:12 > 0:25:14You could take him round there today,

0:25:14 > 0:25:16check out his new territory.

0:25:16 > 0:25:20Well, I'll need a smarter cat basket to start with.

0:25:20 > 0:25:24And a blue diamante collar.

0:25:24 > 0:25:26- I'm on it.- Right.

0:25:30 > 0:25:31Oh, Doris, let me help you.

0:25:33 > 0:25:36Careful. Careful. Don't frighten him.

0:25:36 > 0:25:40That's it. We're off on a lovely adventure.

0:25:40 > 0:25:43Sorry...about yesterday.

0:25:44 > 0:25:46Yeah, me, too.

0:25:46 > 0:25:49I've offered to give up my job and move back here

0:25:49 > 0:25:51but Mum wants me to follow my own path.

0:25:51 > 0:25:53Just like she did.

0:25:53 > 0:25:57She's going to be rocking Eden Villas, I bet you.

0:25:57 > 0:25:58They'll look after her.

0:25:58 > 0:25:59Thank you.

0:26:02 > 0:26:05I'm going to come and visit you this weekend.

0:26:07 > 0:26:08I promise.

0:26:10 > 0:26:12ALL: Bye.

0:26:12 > 0:26:14MUSIC: All I Want by Kodaline

0:26:17 > 0:26:21# To hear you knocking at my door

0:26:23 > 0:26:28# Cos if I could see your face once more... #

0:26:33 > 0:26:36She didn't even get to finish her miracle cream recipe.

0:26:36 > 0:26:37You could invent one.

0:26:39 > 0:26:41No,

0:26:41 > 0:26:44I'd pick chilling with Doris over a makeover any day.

0:26:44 > 0:26:48- How sad am I?- Not at all.

0:26:48 > 0:26:51I think it's pretty amazing, actually.

0:26:51 > 0:26:54You got through to Doris when Felix couldn't.

0:26:54 > 0:27:00Maybe we should convert the salon into an OAP chill-out zone.

0:27:00 > 0:27:03Or you could work in a home.

0:27:03 > 0:27:05Meet more Dorises.

0:27:05 > 0:27:07Make a real difference.

0:27:08 > 0:27:09Seriously?

0:27:09 > 0:27:10Wear a tabard?

0:27:14 > 0:27:17Ah. It's all yours.

0:27:17 > 0:27:19- I'm closing down.- About time.

0:27:20 > 0:27:22What are split ends anyway?

0:27:24 > 0:27:27Who's going to look after us when we're old?

0:27:27 > 0:27:28We will, obviously.

0:27:28 > 0:27:30We'll have our cottage in the countryside

0:27:30 > 0:27:32and we'll have geese, chicken,

0:27:32 > 0:27:35our kids, our grandkids, and probably loads of foster kids.

0:27:35 > 0:27:39# You took my soul and wiped it clean

0:27:41 > 0:27:45# Our love was made for movie screens. #