How to Be Perfect

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03THUD!

0:00:07 > 0:00:09DOG WHINES

0:00:17 > 0:00:19Psst!

0:00:20 > 0:00:21Did you hear it, too?

0:00:21 > 0:00:22Joseph, don't do that.

0:00:22 > 0:00:24- There's someone down there.- Huh?

0:00:24 > 0:00:26- Burglars.- As if.

0:00:26 > 0:00:28RATTLING DOWNSTAIRS

0:00:28 > 0:00:31See? I'm going to make a citizen's arrest.

0:00:33 > 0:00:34Are you crazy?

0:00:37 > 0:00:39- HE SIGHS - Come on.

0:01:00 > 0:01:01Someone was here.

0:01:06 > 0:01:08DOOR CLOSES UPSTAIRS

0:01:08 > 0:01:09Upstairs.

0:01:17 > 0:01:18Shh.

0:01:37 > 0:01:40SNORING

0:02:02 > 0:02:05We snuck downstairs into the office.

0:02:05 > 0:02:06We saw a torch.

0:02:06 > 0:02:09The computer was on. It was so freaky.

0:02:10 > 0:02:15Right, this is Archibald Jeremiah Able,

0:02:15 > 0:02:17or Archie to his mates.

0:02:17 > 0:02:20He's going to be staying with us for a little while, and, er, Mo,

0:02:20 > 0:02:22he's going to be bunking in with you.

0:02:22 > 0:02:25Able by name, able by nature.

0:02:25 > 0:02:29So, there were three of them, maybe more.

0:02:29 > 0:02:32I think one of them had an axe.

0:02:32 > 0:02:35I would have arrested them, but...I ran out of Sellotape.

0:02:35 > 0:02:36What are you talking about?

0:02:36 > 0:02:41Monster zombie burglars. They broke in here last night.

0:02:41 > 0:02:42See ya!

0:02:42 > 0:02:47No, no, no, no, there are no monsters, no zombies, no burglars,

0:02:47 > 0:02:48no sign of forced entry.

0:02:48 > 0:02:51This isn't about someone breaking in,

0:02:51 > 0:02:56this is about someone stealing my office keys and sneaking downstairs.

0:02:56 > 0:02:59- Is anything missing? - Files from the office.

0:02:59 > 0:03:00Not any about you, though.

0:03:00 > 0:03:03Older ones, from before half of you came.

0:03:03 > 0:03:06- But why would anyone want them? - That's what I would like to know,

0:03:06 > 0:03:11and whoever is responsible has precisely five minutes to own up

0:03:11 > 0:03:13or you are all grounded.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15- All of us?- And chores are doubled.

0:03:15 > 0:03:16- That's not fai...- Trebled!

0:03:16 > 0:03:19- Mike...- Quadrupled! - Nobody else say anything!

0:03:21 > 0:03:22This is serious.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26Five minutes.

0:03:26 > 0:03:27I mean it.

0:03:33 > 0:03:34What's in there?

0:03:36 > 0:03:39What's it got to do with you?

0:03:39 > 0:03:42I was up all night last night, but for some reason,

0:03:42 > 0:03:44you're the one that's yawning. Why is that?

0:03:44 > 0:03:47I just need my sleep. I think I'm in the middle of a growth spurt.

0:03:49 > 0:03:50DEEPLY: Look how deep my voice is.

0:03:54 > 0:03:55Hey! No! Get off!

0:03:58 > 0:03:59Bailey!

0:03:59 > 0:04:02Look, it's Tyler's. I caught him trying to hide the evidence.

0:04:02 > 0:04:03No, wait!

0:04:03 > 0:04:04HE SIGHS

0:04:07 > 0:04:08LAUGHTER

0:04:11 > 0:04:13See? I wasn't anywhere near the office.

0:04:14 > 0:04:18Look, I'm just a bit tired, because I wasn't in my room.

0:04:18 > 0:04:19I was in the garage...

0:04:22 > 0:04:23..trying to learn how to dance.

0:04:23 > 0:04:25LAUGHTER

0:04:25 > 0:04:26Why?

0:04:26 > 0:04:29Well, there's this junior disco thing

0:04:29 > 0:04:33at the community centre tonight and...

0:04:33 > 0:04:36well...

0:04:36 > 0:04:38There's this girl.

0:04:38 > 0:04:40ALL: Oooh!

0:04:40 > 0:04:43She has flashing heels in her shoes and everything.

0:04:43 > 0:04:44Couldn't it wait till morning?

0:04:44 > 0:04:46Well, I didn't want anyone else knowing!

0:04:46 > 0:04:48You should have come to me.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50I'd have helped you. You've helped me.

0:04:50 > 0:04:53I don't need your help. This is all your fault.

0:04:53 > 0:04:55Me? I think we're both in the wrong, here.

0:04:55 > 0:04:57How do you make that out?

0:04:57 > 0:04:58Well, it takes two to tango.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00LAUGHTER

0:05:01 > 0:05:03Ignore them, I'll teach you.

0:05:03 > 0:05:04Look, do this.

0:05:05 > 0:05:06- Wow! - ALL: Whooo!

0:05:08 > 0:05:09Hey, don't go waltzing off!

0:05:09 > 0:05:11LAUGHTER

0:05:11 > 0:05:15Right, your five minutes is almost up.

0:05:15 > 0:05:21Say hello to quadruple chores and get used to these four walls.

0:05:21 > 0:05:22You can't do that!

0:05:22 > 0:05:28- THEY ALL SHOUT - Five...four...three...two...

0:05:28 > 0:05:29- Someone own up!- It was me!

0:05:29 > 0:05:30It was me.

0:05:33 > 0:05:35I didn't mean to do any harm.

0:05:36 > 0:05:38No-one was meant to find out.

0:05:38 > 0:05:40I just wanted to read them, that's all.

0:05:41 > 0:05:42But why?

0:05:44 > 0:05:47I've worked out what I need to do to stay in this country.

0:05:48 > 0:05:50I need to get myself adopted.

0:05:55 > 0:05:57I spent every day waiting...

0:06:00 > 0:06:03..for my father to walk through the door

0:06:03 > 0:06:06or for my solicitor to call with the decision

0:06:06 > 0:06:08on my application for asylum.

0:06:09 > 0:06:10But my father never comes.

0:06:13 > 0:06:14And the solicitor never calls.

0:06:15 > 0:06:19We can't begin to imagine how hard that is.

0:06:21 > 0:06:22But you have to be patient.

0:06:24 > 0:06:26- You do.- Why?

0:06:26 > 0:06:29If I get adopted, my wait will be over

0:06:29 > 0:06:32and I'll definitely be allowed to stay.

0:06:32 > 0:06:35Finding adoptive parents is really hard.

0:06:35 > 0:06:39I know. That is why I took the files of the chosen ones.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41Everyone who's ever been here and been picked.

0:06:41 > 0:06:44I wanted to know what they did, so I can do it, too.

0:06:44 > 0:06:46They didn't do anything.

0:06:46 > 0:06:48No, they must have.

0:06:48 > 0:06:53Kazima, as you get older, adoption becomes less and less likely

0:06:53 > 0:06:55and, even if it does happen,

0:06:55 > 0:06:57it's normally with someone who you've known for a very long time.

0:07:01 > 0:07:04I'm sorry, but this isn't something you should set your heart on.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12Come on, Mischief. Time for a walk...

0:07:15 > 0:07:17- Have you seen Mischief?- No.

0:07:22 > 0:07:24We're going to forget everything that's happened,

0:07:24 > 0:07:26just this once, right?

0:07:27 > 0:07:29But...

0:07:29 > 0:07:31we expect better from you, Kaz.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33I mean, we really do, right?

0:07:42 > 0:07:44I thought, if I could be perfect...

0:07:46 > 0:07:48..maybe someone might want me...

0:07:49 > 0:07:52..but I don't suppose anyone can ever really be perfect, can they?

0:07:54 > 0:07:56No.

0:07:56 > 0:07:59But to get adopted,

0:07:59 > 0:08:01you don't have to be perfect for everyone,

0:08:01 > 0:08:04just one person in particular,

0:08:04 > 0:08:06and there are loads of people out there.

0:08:06 > 0:08:09I mean, just cos something's unlikely

0:08:09 > 0:08:10doesn't mean it's impossible.

0:08:12 > 0:08:14Everyone needs to keep believing.

0:08:22 > 0:08:26I knew it! Why waste your time with a dance manual

0:08:26 > 0:08:28when you live with a dancing queen?

0:08:28 > 0:08:33SHE SINGS A TUNE

0:08:33 > 0:08:34Do you really think you can help me?

0:08:34 > 0:08:38Of course. For five shiny pounds.

0:08:38 > 0:08:42- Get lost!- I suppose I could add a complimentary hair band

0:08:42 > 0:08:44and a certificate.

0:08:46 > 0:08:47What have you done with him?

0:08:47 > 0:08:49- With who?- With Mischief.

0:08:49 > 0:08:52He's not in my room, he's not down there and he's not in the garden.

0:08:52 > 0:08:54This is you trying to get back at me, isn't it?

0:08:54 > 0:08:55I haven't touched him!

0:08:55 > 0:08:59Whoa, whoa, whoa! He's probably just got out again.

0:08:59 > 0:09:01- You sure, yeah?- Yeah.

0:09:05 > 0:09:07Mischief!

0:09:07 > 0:09:10Because it's you, I'll make it £4.50.

0:09:14 > 0:09:15SHE SIGHS

0:09:42 > 0:09:44HEROIC THEME

0:09:44 > 0:09:45Hi-yah!

0:09:45 > 0:09:46Yah!

0:09:53 > 0:09:55Oh!

0:09:55 > 0:09:56What are you doing?

0:09:56 > 0:09:57Rollerblading.

0:09:57 > 0:10:00It's one of my favourite things to do in the whole world.

0:10:00 > 0:10:02Well, you've never seemed to mention that before.

0:10:02 > 0:10:04What? I talk about it all the time.

0:10:04 > 0:10:05I'm highly skilled at it.

0:10:07 > 0:10:10Oh! It's just been a while, that's all,

0:10:10 > 0:10:13but I remember seeing these in the attic and I couldn't keep away from

0:10:13 > 0:10:16- them any longer. - Hey, when I was your age,

0:10:16 > 0:10:18I was Merseyside's under-15s rollerblading champion.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21- Wow.- Yeah, yeah, look it up on the internet.

0:10:21 > 0:10:23There's a picture of me with the trophy and everything.

0:10:23 > 0:10:26Did rollerblading even exist back then?

0:10:26 > 0:10:28Yes, Sasha. Yes, it did.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30Although, there were no roads back then, so, you know,

0:10:30 > 0:10:33it was just hard to find somewhere to do it.

0:10:33 > 0:10:36- Are you feeling OK after your talk with Mike?- Of course.

0:10:36 > 0:10:39It was a stupid idea and I'm going to go to the shops, if that's OK

0:10:39 > 0:10:41with you, May-Li. There are a few things I'd like to get

0:10:41 > 0:10:43to make up for what I did.

0:10:43 > 0:10:47- You know you don't have to. - I know, but I want to.

0:10:53 > 0:10:54Argh!

0:10:54 > 0:10:55CRASH!

0:10:55 > 0:10:56I'm OK.

0:11:02 > 0:11:03Hey!

0:11:03 > 0:11:05I know that Floss can be a bit full-on,

0:11:05 > 0:11:07but Jody really wants to teach you.

0:11:07 > 0:11:09She was well up for it.

0:11:09 > 0:11:12Are you kidding me? Jody's an amazing dancer.

0:11:12 > 0:11:14I don't want her knowing I'm a terrible one.

0:11:14 > 0:11:16Tyler, I think she already knows that!

0:11:20 > 0:11:22Maybe I could teach you a few steps.

0:11:22 > 0:11:24I want to get better, not worse!

0:11:24 > 0:11:25How can YOU teach me?

0:11:27 > 0:11:28MUSIC: Disco Inferno by The Trammps

0:11:28 > 0:11:30Watch and learn!

0:11:31 > 0:11:33Say hello...

0:11:33 > 0:11:35to the Boogaloo!

0:11:35 > 0:11:37The Funky Chicken!

0:11:39 > 0:11:42The Mashed Potato!

0:11:44 > 0:11:45MUSIC STOPS

0:11:45 > 0:11:47Oh, teach me, Master, teach me!

0:11:47 > 0:11:49GONG CHIMES

0:11:51 > 0:11:52Dinner is served!

0:11:54 > 0:11:55Hold on to that shimmy.

0:11:57 > 0:11:59# Burn, baby, burn... #

0:11:59 > 0:12:02That's it! Come on, shake it!

0:12:02 > 0:12:04Ha-ha-ha-ha! Come on!

0:12:06 > 0:12:07MISCHIEF WHINES

0:12:07 > 0:12:10I'm sorry, Mischief, I'm going to leave you now

0:12:10 > 0:12:13and I need you to be really, really quiet.

0:12:16 > 0:12:18No woofing, more chomping.

0:12:19 > 0:12:20Bye, Mischief.

0:12:26 > 0:12:29- Hey, where's Bailey? - He's looking for Mischief.

0:12:29 > 0:12:32- He got out again. - Oh, he should have said.

0:12:32 > 0:12:33I mean, we'd have gone with him, right?

0:12:33 > 0:12:36- What's that? - An old family favourite.

0:12:36 > 0:12:37It's called Scouse.

0:12:37 > 0:12:40What, you used to have that in Somalia?

0:12:40 > 0:12:41Regularly.

0:12:41 > 0:12:44- Isn't this a Liverpool thing?- Is it?

0:12:44 > 0:12:47Well, yeah, it's called Scouse. Did you used to have that, May-Li?

0:12:47 > 0:12:50I did, actually, yeah. My Nana used to make it all the time.

0:12:50 > 0:12:52Oh, so it's your favourite thing, too?

0:12:52 > 0:12:56Oh, well... No, not really, Kaz.

0:12:56 > 0:12:59Had it that much that, erm...I'm kind of put off it for life now.

0:12:59 > 0:13:01Sorry.

0:13:01 > 0:13:02SPLAT!

0:13:10 > 0:13:12Oh, Mischief!

0:13:12 > 0:13:14Finn's undercrackers!

0:13:14 > 0:13:16Give them! MISCHIEF WHINES

0:13:19 > 0:13:21HE SNIFFS

0:13:29 > 0:13:32Mischief! Couldn't you hold it for a few more minutes?!

0:13:32 > 0:13:36Do I look like someone who carries a pooper-scooper?

0:13:36 > 0:13:37Ugh!

0:13:39 > 0:13:40KNOCK ON DOOR

0:13:41 > 0:13:43Hey, let me in.

0:13:44 > 0:13:46Access is for permit holders only.

0:13:46 > 0:13:48I don't need a permit.

0:13:48 > 0:13:50This is my room, too.

0:13:57 > 0:14:00Look, I'm not feeling that great.

0:14:00 > 0:14:04Terrible, in fact, and I don't want you to catch it.

0:14:04 > 0:14:07Do you need to see a doctor?

0:14:08 > 0:14:13No, I just think it's one of those 24-hour bugs.

0:14:13 > 0:14:14What's that smell?

0:14:14 > 0:14:18Oh, it'll be a while until I eat that Scouse again.

0:14:18 > 0:14:20Mike!

0:14:25 > 0:14:28OK... Lesson one.

0:14:29 > 0:14:30MUSIC: Disco Inferno by The Trammps

0:14:30 > 0:14:31Warming up.

0:14:32 > 0:14:34- FINN:- Mike!

0:14:34 > 0:14:37I want a new room now!

0:14:37 > 0:14:38MUSIC STOPS

0:14:38 > 0:14:39One moment.

0:14:41 > 0:14:43HE SIGHS

0:14:45 > 0:14:46Have you had a nice walk?

0:14:46 > 0:14:49Have you settled down a bit? Take a bit of time for yourself.

0:14:49 > 0:14:51Have a read of those magazines.

0:14:52 > 0:14:54- Have a seat, quickly. - What are we doing?

0:14:54 > 0:14:58- Movie afternoon.- What's that? - We're watching Dirty Dancing.

0:14:58 > 0:14:59Oh, my favourite film ever!

0:15:00 > 0:15:03Well, if no-one else is keen, I don't mind.

0:15:03 > 0:15:06- We can still watch it together, can't we?- Yeah!- Er, I'm in.

0:15:06 > 0:15:09Hey, throw in a trip to the garden centre, too,

0:15:09 > 0:15:11and this would just about be my perfect afternoon.

0:15:11 > 0:15:13- Ooh, I'll get the popcorn.- OK.

0:15:14 > 0:15:17Kaz, you don't like that film. You've never even seen it.

0:15:17 > 0:15:19And you don't have Scouse in Somalia and,

0:15:19 > 0:15:22to be honest, you're not a highly skilled rollerblader, are you?

0:15:22 > 0:15:25- Why would she say she was if she wasn't?- She wants something.

0:15:26 > 0:15:28Something off May-Li.

0:15:28 > 0:15:29Do you?

0:15:30 > 0:15:34Kaz, she can't help you with your asylum application, no-one can.

0:15:34 > 0:15:36There's nothing that she can do to help you stay in the country.

0:15:36 > 0:15:38Yes, there is.

0:15:38 > 0:15:42- What?- May-Li could adopt her.

0:15:42 > 0:15:44Archie, all right, you're new here,

0:15:44 > 0:15:47but there's no way that Kaz would ever think that that could happen.

0:15:53 > 0:15:55Hey!

0:15:55 > 0:15:57Finn tells me you're in a bad way.

0:15:58 > 0:16:01I'm fine now. I thought it was one of those 24-hour bugs,

0:16:01 > 0:16:04but it turned out to be a 24-minute one.

0:16:05 > 0:16:07Right.

0:16:07 > 0:16:08There you go, sorted.

0:16:18 > 0:16:19You all right?

0:16:19 > 0:16:21That just doesn't happen.

0:16:21 > 0:16:22Well, maybe it's time it did.

0:16:22 > 0:16:24It was May-Li who gave me the idea.

0:16:24 > 0:16:27I don't have to be perfect for everyone, just for her.

0:16:27 > 0:16:28But she's already got a family.

0:16:28 > 0:16:31Exactly, and now she knows how much we have in common,

0:16:31 > 0:16:33she would have to worry about how I fit into it.

0:16:33 > 0:16:36But you don't have anything in common, cos you just lying.

0:16:36 > 0:16:37It's OK for you,

0:16:37 > 0:16:39no-one's going to put you on a plane and send you anywhere.

0:16:39 > 0:16:41If May-Li says yes, everything will be OK.

0:16:43 > 0:16:44Yes to what?

0:16:45 > 0:16:48Mike said that, if you get adopted at my age,

0:16:48 > 0:16:51it's more likely to be someone you already know, remember?

0:16:51 > 0:16:53- Yeah.- Well, who better than you?

0:16:57 > 0:16:59Oh, Kaz...

0:16:59 > 0:17:00I'm not looking for a new parent.

0:17:00 > 0:17:04I'm looking for someone who's willing to make an arrangement.

0:17:04 > 0:17:07Many years ago, someone in your family was just like me.

0:17:07 > 0:17:10They came here to start a new life.

0:17:10 > 0:17:12Will you help me do the same?

0:17:17 > 0:17:18Listen, lad.

0:17:18 > 0:17:22- MUSIC PLAYS LOUDLY - May-Li's adopting Kazima!

0:17:22 > 0:17:23- What?!- Mike!

0:17:23 > 0:17:25Today is no longer a day for dancing.

0:17:27 > 0:17:28Oh!

0:17:37 > 0:17:40Oh! Joseph, I'm not in the mood.

0:17:40 > 0:17:43You will be. I've got Mischief.

0:17:43 > 0:17:46- Huh?- Bailey was mean to you, so I thought I'd get him back for you.

0:17:46 > 0:17:48By kidnapping his dog?

0:17:48 > 0:17:50- Are you out of your mind? - I thought you'd be happy.

0:17:50 > 0:17:52Well, I'm not.

0:17:52 > 0:17:55You won't be happy about the ransom note, then, either.

0:17:57 > 0:18:00I said I'd think about it, that's all.

0:18:00 > 0:18:01Do you think it's never crossed my mind

0:18:01 > 0:18:03to pick one of the kids and take them home?

0:18:03 > 0:18:05I might be able to sort all their problems out,

0:18:05 > 0:18:07not just one or two.

0:18:07 > 0:18:08- What are they saying?- Shh!

0:18:08 > 0:18:10So why haven't you?

0:18:10 > 0:18:13Because we have a responsibility to each and every one of them.

0:18:13 > 0:18:17- Finn?- I'm not sharing with Joseph any more.

0:18:17 > 0:18:19- I'm moving.- To where?

0:18:19 > 0:18:21We can't just make a choice.

0:18:21 > 0:18:24- We can't turn our backs on the rest. - But I'm not.

0:18:24 > 0:18:27- What are they saying? - I don't know, cos you keep talking.

0:18:27 > 0:18:29Mike said they can't choose between us.

0:18:29 > 0:18:31- Well, he's right. - But they don't have to.

0:18:31 > 0:18:32This is about me and no-one else.

0:18:32 > 0:18:34What is?

0:18:34 > 0:18:37Do you have any idea what effect this could have on the others?

0:18:37 > 0:18:40- They'll come round.- You think so? - They always do.

0:18:40 > 0:18:43Look, I promised Kazima I would think about it...

0:18:44 > 0:18:47- ..and that's what I'm going to do. - Yes!

0:18:47 > 0:18:48I don't think it's fair.

0:18:48 > 0:18:50If May-Li's in the market for more kids,

0:18:50 > 0:18:52why doesn't she adopt us instead?

0:18:52 > 0:18:53No, me.

0:18:53 > 0:18:55Do you think she'd have room for me, too?

0:18:55 > 0:18:57I'm only little. I can squeeze in almost anywhere.

0:18:57 > 0:18:59I'm sorry, but I asked first.

0:18:59 > 0:19:02- You're all too late.- So? Maybe she's still open for offers.

0:19:02 > 0:19:06Yeah. And if you can make it seem like you're perfect for her,

0:19:06 > 0:19:08why can't we, too?

0:19:21 > 0:19:23"Dear Bailey, I have Mischief,

0:19:23 > 0:19:27"so you'd better start being nice to people or else the dog gets it.

0:19:27 > 0:19:29"Regards, the Dognapper.

0:19:29 > 0:19:31"PS, I'm really sorry to have done this to you,

0:19:31 > 0:19:34"but don't worry about it. It'll be fine."

0:19:35 > 0:19:39I spent three hours looking for him, up and down streets, even in parks.

0:19:39 > 0:19:42Where is he? Hmm?

0:19:50 > 0:19:53- Mischief! - Are you lot trying to wind me up?

0:19:53 > 0:19:55I swear he was here.

0:19:55 > 0:19:56He must have gone through here now.

0:19:56 > 0:19:58- He took my hat and glasses!- Joseph!

0:19:58 > 0:20:01If you lot don't find him, your lives won't be worth living, yeah?

0:20:05 > 0:20:07You have to help me. They can't do this.

0:20:07 > 0:20:10Why? They've all got as much reason to want May-Li as a mum as you have.

0:20:10 > 0:20:12Guys, guys, Mischief's got out!

0:20:12 > 0:20:14- We know.- Yeah, for real this time.

0:20:14 > 0:20:17Mike, please help me find Mischief.

0:20:17 > 0:20:20Is she still missing? All right, come on, if we all go looking,

0:20:20 > 0:20:21we stand a much better chance.

0:20:21 > 0:20:24Don't look at me, I've still got a movie afternoon.

0:20:24 > 0:20:25May-Li, can I speak to you, please?

0:20:25 > 0:20:27Not now, Kaz.

0:20:34 > 0:20:38It's £2.73, it's all I've got.

0:20:38 > 0:20:41OK, then I still add in the certificate.

0:20:41 > 0:20:46Whoa! Before you go to that disco, we need to boost your confidence.

0:20:47 > 0:20:48Watch.

0:20:52 > 0:20:56MUSIC: You'll Never Walk Alone by Gerry And The Pacemakers

0:20:56 > 0:20:58Where did you get that?

0:20:58 > 0:21:00It's Bailey's.

0:21:00 > 0:21:03But why are you wearing it? You don't support them.

0:21:03 > 0:21:05I do now.

0:21:05 > 0:21:08No, you don't, you're just pretending to, because May-Li does.

0:21:08 > 0:21:10So? You were pretending, too.

0:21:10 > 0:21:12She can't adopt the both of us.

0:21:12 > 0:21:14Then I hope she picks me.

0:21:20 > 0:21:21Come on, boy!

0:21:21 > 0:21:24Mischief, where are you? Come on!

0:21:24 > 0:21:25Mischief!

0:21:25 > 0:21:28Argh! I don't have the time!

0:21:30 > 0:21:31Mischief!

0:21:31 > 0:21:34Come on, boy, Mischief!

0:21:34 > 0:21:36Mischief!

0:21:36 > 0:21:38Come on, boy.

0:21:41 > 0:21:43What are you doing?

0:21:43 > 0:21:46- We're gardening. We love it.- Since when?

0:21:46 > 0:21:48Since we found out it was a great way to get a mum.

0:21:48 > 0:21:51May-Li doesn't need to go to the garden centre.

0:21:51 > 0:21:52We brought the garden centre to her.

0:21:52 > 0:21:55Have you pulled them up from our garden?

0:21:55 > 0:21:57No, not ours.

0:21:57 > 0:21:58Next door's.

0:21:58 > 0:21:59You have to put them back.

0:21:59 > 0:22:02What? And let May-Li adopt you instead? Pfft!

0:22:06 > 0:22:09LEAF BLOWER BUZZES LOUDLY

0:22:13 > 0:22:14Mr! Mr!

0:22:16 > 0:22:17Have you seen a dog?

0:22:17 > 0:22:20- You what, mate?- Have you seen a dog? - No, sorry.

0:22:20 > 0:22:23- How about a bike?- No, sorry, mate, I've not seen it.

0:22:29 > 0:22:31Give me them back!

0:22:34 > 0:22:36Whoa!

0:22:36 > 0:22:39I knew it was a long shot for May-Li to adopt me.

0:22:39 > 0:22:42I've only been here 368 minutes.

0:22:42 > 0:22:43Do you ever take that thing off?

0:22:43 > 0:22:45Don't know how long I'll be staying.

0:22:45 > 0:22:47It may not be worth it.

0:22:47 > 0:22:48I tend to move around.

0:22:51 > 0:22:52Do you have a mother or father?

0:22:55 > 0:22:57A grandparent? A brother or sister?

0:22:57 > 0:22:59I'm unique. Collectable.

0:23:04 > 0:23:05Do you have a dad?

0:23:08 > 0:23:10What's he like?

0:23:10 > 0:23:13He's...the best dad anyone can ever hope for.

0:23:43 > 0:23:45WHISTLING

0:23:45 > 0:23:46No sign?

0:23:47 > 0:23:50And my bike's gone, too!

0:23:50 > 0:23:51What?

0:23:52 > 0:23:54Have you made a decision yet?

0:23:55 > 0:23:58Yeah. Yeah, I think I have.

0:23:58 > 0:24:00Because you're wrong, Mike.

0:24:00 > 0:24:02I mean, the others have been absolutely fine.

0:24:04 > 0:24:06- May-Li!- Oh! Oh?

0:24:20 > 0:24:22Joseph?

0:24:28 > 0:24:31"Dear Joseph, if you don't stop stealing people's pets,

0:24:31 > 0:24:32"your bike's going to get it.

0:24:32 > 0:24:35"Regards, the Bikenapper."

0:24:41 > 0:24:43What have I done, Mike?

0:24:44 > 0:24:46It doesn't matter.

0:24:49 > 0:24:52The important thing now is what you're going to do.

0:24:57 > 0:24:58KNOCK AT DOOR

0:24:59 > 0:25:03- Bailey!- Yeah, I saw you going into the shed with him,

0:25:03 > 0:25:07so I thought I'd let you spend this afternoon feeling how I was feeling.

0:25:08 > 0:25:13- I, erm...probably deserved it. - Yeah, there is no "probably", mate.

0:25:13 > 0:25:15I'm sorry.

0:25:15 > 0:25:17I felt bad for Tyler.

0:25:17 > 0:25:19- Yeah? Why? - Because you laughed at him.

0:25:21 > 0:25:24Come on, Tyler's, like, the worst dancer in the world.

0:25:24 > 0:25:25Tyler?

0:25:26 > 0:25:27Are you kidding me?

0:25:28 > 0:25:30There you go, Mischief.

0:25:31 > 0:25:32Goodbye.

0:25:35 > 0:25:37Kaz.

0:25:38 > 0:25:40We really need to talk.

0:25:40 > 0:25:41Yes, we do.

0:25:43 > 0:25:45Because I don't want you to adopt any more.

0:25:46 > 0:25:48- What?- I should never have asked you.

0:25:49 > 0:25:52I was forgetting what I already have

0:25:52 > 0:25:55and, the truth is, we need you as much as each other.

0:25:55 > 0:25:57She's right. Don't adopt us either.

0:25:57 > 0:25:59- Yeah.- Or me.

0:25:59 > 0:26:03I'd like to withdraw my interest, too.

0:26:03 > 0:26:04Prepare to be amazed.

0:26:06 > 0:26:10What are you going to do?

0:26:10 > 0:26:13Wait. Everyone needs to keep believing, don't they?

0:26:14 > 0:26:17- Oh, Mischief's back! - It's like he's never been away.

0:26:17 > 0:26:19Kazima, your solicitor is on the phone.

0:26:20 > 0:26:21That's embarrassing.

0:26:21 > 0:26:24Ladies and gentlemen, Dumping Dancing!

0:26:27 > 0:26:35MUSIC: I've Had The Time Of My Life by Bill Medley and Jennifer Warnes

0:26:44 > 0:26:50# Because I've had the time of my life... #

0:26:50 > 0:26:51NEEDLE SCRATCH AND MUSIC STOPS

0:26:51 > 0:26:53I want my money back!

0:26:53 > 0:26:55I'm never going to impress the girl with the flashy heels now.

0:26:55 > 0:26:59I want my certificate back and that's the last time I can do this!

0:27:02 > 0:27:04Well, it started off well.

0:27:05 > 0:27:06Are you OK?

0:27:09 > 0:27:11They've made a decision.

0:27:11 > 0:27:12And what did they say?

0:27:13 > 0:27:15I'm staying.

0:27:15 > 0:27:17I'm staying!

0:27:19 > 0:27:21How do you feel?

0:27:21 > 0:27:23Perfect.

0:27:23 > 0:27:25CHEERING