0:00:03 > 0:00:05Oh, just stop stressing about it.
0:00:05 > 0:00:07Bernard has a bag of jewels in his head.
0:00:07 > 0:00:09Carmen, that could be stolen property.
0:00:09 > 0:00:12Why don't we told Mr Twigg? It's his bear.
0:00:12 > 0:00:13Because he put them in there.
0:00:13 > 0:00:15- He's a jewel thief. It's obvious. - He's really nice.
0:00:15 > 0:00:18- He gave me and Finn free chocolate sundaes.- Exactly.
0:00:18 > 0:00:20- DOORBELL RINGS - The restaurant's just a cover.
0:00:20 > 0:00:22Some criminal's after him so he dumps the bear on us.
0:00:22 > 0:00:25Criminals? Suppose they come here?
0:00:25 > 0:00:26Lizzie. Rowena.
0:00:28 > 0:00:31DOOR CLOSES Bring on day two.
0:00:31 > 0:00:32- Morning, campers. - ALL: Morning.
0:00:40 > 0:00:41- I'm sorry.- Yeah?
0:00:41 > 0:00:43You should have told us yourself, shouldn't you?
0:00:43 > 0:00:46Oh, get over it, people. Look, he's been ditched from the Academy.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48- There are worse things that could happen.- Like what?
0:00:48 > 0:00:51- DOORBELL RINGS - Like we fail this inspection.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53- Hello.- Mr Milligan?- Yes.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55You wanted to see me.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58- Call me Mike.- Oh, OK. - Come in the office.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00Erm, is this about the flat?
0:01:00 > 0:01:02Because I know that Bailey can't move in
0:01:02 > 0:01:04until we get all the official stuff sorted.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06Move in?
0:01:08 > 0:01:11What flat? You've only just met her.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Whose idea was this? Your mum's?
0:01:20 > 0:01:23Your mum can't afford a flat. She got sacked from her job.
0:01:23 > 0:01:24Let me guess.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27You said you'd pay for it and then the Academy ditched you.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29It's time to start talking.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34It's my fault she lost her job.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36What am I going to tell the landlord?
0:01:38 > 0:01:40You've rented somewhere already?
0:01:40 > 0:01:41It's 800 quid.
0:01:41 > 0:01:42Rent and deposit.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46I can't let her down, Mike.
0:01:46 > 0:01:47You don't have a choice.
0:02:11 > 0:02:15Now, we've sorted the young people into groups for informal interviews.
0:02:15 > 0:02:16Right, OK.
0:02:16 > 0:02:20We thought we'd mix the ages up a bit. See how they all rub along.
0:02:20 > 0:02:21Great.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29See, she's stressed out enough without a secret jewel stash.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31So what do we do now?
0:02:31 > 0:02:33I guess we just wait until after the play.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35If we put Bernard in the attic in case the criminals come
0:02:35 > 0:02:37and then just forget his head ever fell off.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40I guess a few more hours won't make much difference.
0:02:40 > 0:02:41You two take him upstairs, OK?
0:02:41 > 0:02:44- So, King Leontes. - Ryan, that's you.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47And Antig... Er, the servant.
0:02:47 > 0:02:48Floss, that's you.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55- What the...?- It's nothing, Mike. - It's just a bear.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Alison, sorry for keeping you. Come.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01Bailey, shall we take your mum out into the garden?
0:03:01 > 0:03:03It's a bit more private, yeah?
0:03:03 > 0:03:05- Private?- Yeah.
0:03:05 > 0:03:06But you're going to come too?
0:03:06 > 0:03:11I'm afraid so, until we can agree unsupervised contact.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13GASPS
0:03:13 > 0:03:14Jody, get the jewels.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24GENERAL CHATTER
0:03:43 > 0:03:46Sorry to break the creative flow.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Billie, Kazima and Finn, we'd like a chat with you now.
0:03:52 > 0:03:53What kind of a chat?
0:03:53 > 0:03:55About this place.
0:03:55 > 0:03:56It's your thoughts that count.
0:03:58 > 0:04:02They're trying to find out the bad stuff. Play dumb, say nothing.
0:04:05 > 0:04:09What if I kill the bear and look after the baby?
0:04:09 > 0:04:12You can't change Shakespeare, Floss.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14- Then I'm still on strike.- Oh.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17And I thought you were more mature than Harry.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22That's what I wanted to talk to you about.
0:04:22 > 0:04:23I can't pay for it right now.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25The flat.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28The Academy, they released me.
0:04:31 > 0:04:32Released?
0:04:32 > 0:04:36But I thought you was really talented, you know?
0:04:36 > 0:04:38I can do trials somewhere else.
0:04:38 > 0:04:39Bailey. Erm...
0:04:41 > 0:04:43It may take a while for me to get spotted
0:04:43 > 0:04:45but players move around all the time.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49And if you got a job around here...
0:04:49 > 0:04:52you know, you could afford a flat yourself.
0:04:56 > 0:04:57I'm just, er...
0:04:57 > 0:04:59I'm just sad.
0:05:00 > 0:05:01For you, you know?
0:05:01 > 0:05:05You're not even 16 and they're throwing you on the scrapheap.
0:05:05 > 0:05:06Alison.
0:05:06 > 0:05:07No, I can deal with it.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12Because now I've got you.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21HEROIC MUSIC
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Bailey, you've got another visitor.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35You speak a language I understand not.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37It's a line from the play.
0:05:37 > 0:05:38Now you're having a pop at my accent.
0:05:38 > 0:05:42- And you can't even say my name right.- Oh, whatever.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45Bailey, I need you to be the servant because Floss is...
0:05:45 > 0:05:46Not now, Carmen.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49'I don't even know what we're doing right now.'
0:05:49 > 0:05:51'Right, how about you two...'
0:05:53 > 0:05:55What are you doing here?
0:05:55 > 0:05:56I don't want to see you.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Mr Wharton. Jimmy.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02- You should have told us you were coming.- I only found out last night.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Your social worker phoned and said your mum had shown up.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07Rowena Spike from Ofsted. Pretend I'm not here.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Why didn't you call me?
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Son?
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Shall we? Please?
0:06:21 > 0:06:22Come on, Bailey. Come on.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Sit down.
0:06:28 > 0:06:29Jimmy...
0:06:31 > 0:06:33..you'll get your chance to put your views
0:06:33 > 0:06:34when Alison applies for formal contact.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36No, he won't.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38You stopped me seeing her!
0:06:38 > 0:06:39And you lied my whole life!
0:06:39 > 0:06:40Back up. That's rubbish.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43You don't get a say no more.
0:06:43 > 0:06:44Ask her what he did.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47Go on.
0:06:47 > 0:06:48What?
0:06:48 > 0:06:50You mean Alison is here?
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Now?
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Where?
0:06:54 > 0:06:56In the garden, but this isn't the time or the place.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Jimmy! Jimmy, hang on!
0:07:00 > 0:07:01Bailey!
0:07:04 > 0:07:06She's gone.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10This is your fault. She probably heard your voice and freaked out.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12- Good.- Good?
0:07:12 > 0:07:16- She was terrified of you. - Alison? Terrified?
0:07:16 > 0:07:17Have you met your mum?
0:07:17 > 0:07:19CAR HORN BEEPS
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Mum!
0:07:28 > 0:07:32- Get in. Move or we'll lose her! - Just drive, don't talk.
0:07:32 > 0:07:36Jimmy! You can't take him away like this! You know what the rules are!
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Jimmy! Jimmy!
0:07:39 > 0:07:40Jimmy!
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Mr Twigg. What are you doing here?
0:07:42 > 0:07:45Ruining your play, I'm afraid.
0:07:45 > 0:07:49I should have been honest with you in the first place.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52My restaurant is bankrupt and the bank's selling everything.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Including your bear?
0:07:54 > 0:07:57His value to me is priceless.
0:07:57 > 0:08:01He belonged to my father and before him to his father.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04But we can still use him for the play, right?
0:08:04 > 0:08:07The bailiffs already have him on their list.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10I have to return him immediately or I am breaking the law.
0:08:11 > 0:08:15HE COUGHS Maybe they'll let you keep him.
0:08:15 > 0:08:19This would be lovely, but I don't think so.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21I owe an awful lot of money.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23Maybe he doesn't know about the jewels.
0:08:27 > 0:08:28That's her. That's the cab. Pull up.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30All right, all right.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33- Just stay there.- No way.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35She doesn't want to see you.
0:08:35 > 0:08:36Just keep out of it.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Mum!
0:08:44 > 0:08:46Look, I'm sorry
0:08:46 > 0:08:48for running off just now.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50It's cos you heard Dad.
0:08:50 > 0:08:51YOUR dad?
0:08:51 > 0:08:52Yeah, don't worry.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55He wouldn't hurt you with me around.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58Look, I don't want to speak to him. Don't bother trying to make me.
0:08:58 > 0:08:59Don't go that way, please.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04What are you doing here?
0:09:04 > 0:09:06Just... Don't start anything.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10She ain't your mum.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19- Change of plan.- We keep him talking until the cops come?
0:09:19 > 0:09:20No, he's not a jewel thief.
0:09:20 > 0:09:24- He's just a skint old guy who owns a restaurant.- Pizzas for life?
0:09:25 > 0:09:27What are you doing to my bear?
0:09:27 > 0:09:28Oh, where is it?
0:09:28 > 0:09:31I found it, so you can share the treasure with me if you want.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34Hang on. Where is what and what treasure?
0:09:34 > 0:09:35It fell out of the bear so I hid it.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38We were going to tell you when the inspectors had gone.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40CHATTER
0:09:43 > 0:09:45He's an innocent kid. Don't you care about his feelings?
0:09:45 > 0:09:49- You're hardly Dad of the Year. - This isn't about me, Briony.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Look him in the face and tell him who's lying.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58I'm not your mum.
0:10:01 > 0:10:02The photo of them...
0:10:02 > 0:10:04It's real. It's...
0:10:04 > 0:10:05We were...
0:10:05 > 0:10:09- chilling in your garden back in the day.- This...
0:10:09 > 0:10:10is your mum's best mate.
0:10:15 > 0:10:16Where's my mum?
0:10:18 > 0:10:20I just... I don't understand.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22- Did Alison put you up to this? - No...
0:10:22 > 0:10:26- I ain't seen her in years. - So, how'd you find him?- I, er...
0:10:26 > 0:10:28I saw his photo...
0:10:28 > 0:10:32in the paper and then I went along to his Academy game and...
0:10:33 > 0:10:35It sort of went from there, really.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37So, you lied to me.
0:10:37 > 0:10:38On purpose.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43- And all those things you said about Dad being violent and...- W...
0:10:44 > 0:10:47I didn't say that. That was you.
0:10:47 > 0:10:48Joining the dots.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Son.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53- You know me better than that. - You know what?
0:10:53 > 0:10:55We would have been sweet.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58You know, a nice cushy flat, away from the care home...
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Till this one gets himself binned off in the Academy.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15Oh, guys, I'm disappointed in you.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17Are you going to call the police?
0:11:17 > 0:11:19That might be rather tricky,
0:11:19 > 0:11:23seeing as I haven't even seen this treasure.
0:11:25 > 0:11:26Soz to butt in.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28Oh, another visitor?
0:11:28 > 0:11:29Uh...yeah, no, he's been signed in.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33He's our...prop supplier.
0:11:33 > 0:11:37Anyway, sorry, who's next for the interviews?
0:11:37 > 0:11:39Er, Toni, Floss and Carmen.
0:11:39 > 0:11:40Ready when you are.
0:11:41 > 0:11:44Remember, careless talk costs lives.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47- Good luck.- How about a cup of tea?
0:11:47 > 0:11:49Wait, guys, before you go. Carmen...
0:11:49 > 0:11:52I know that you're only trying to help with the inspection,
0:11:52 > 0:11:54but that's not an excuse.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57Missing property, damaging the bear, these plays do more harm than good.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59- But Mike, none of that was our fault...- So...
0:11:59 > 0:12:00It's cancelled.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02ALL COMPLAIN LOUDLY
0:12:02 > 0:12:03Keep it down!
0:12:03 > 0:12:07Look, until we fix this mess, no treasure, no play.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09Sorry.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER
0:12:11 > 0:12:13- I'll go look upstairs.- Good luck.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18JAZZY DETECTIVE MUSIC PLAYS
0:12:21 > 0:12:23How's the play going?
0:12:23 > 0:12:24Is this part of the interview?
0:12:26 > 0:12:28It's the...chat beforehand.
0:12:28 > 0:12:29Cool.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31Tell us when you've started.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Cooperation first.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41- Pick one.- From the commons box?
0:12:45 > 0:12:47I...can't...read.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51You told me you were hungry for words.
0:12:51 > 0:12:52Your favourite author's Shakespeare.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54Oh, yeah!
0:12:55 > 0:12:57So, why the silent routine?
0:12:59 > 0:13:02- I can only assume you've got something to hide.- No...
0:13:03 > 0:13:04We're not.
0:13:06 > 0:13:07CARMEN SIGHS
0:13:08 > 0:13:11Oh, "Carmen is bossy and vain
0:13:11 > 0:13:13"and her hair clogs up the plughole."
0:13:14 > 0:13:16- Thank you, Floss.- It wasn't me.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19You know, I can recognise your handwriting!
0:13:25 > 0:13:27Can I have a biscuit now?
0:13:31 > 0:13:35- Whose dumb idea was it not to say anything?- What happened?
0:13:35 > 0:13:37Well, they think that we're covering something up.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40- We've got to find those jewels, guys.- We've searched everywhere.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42- There's no sign. - Someone must have nicked them.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45- Like you nicked a computer? - Like you were done for shoplifting?
0:13:45 > 0:13:48Hey, hey, we're not just going to start accusing each other!
0:13:48 > 0:13:51All right? We've got to figure out some sort of motive.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53Well, there's wanting to stop the play.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55Like Harry wrecking Bernard I.
0:13:57 > 0:13:58Well, what about Bailey?
0:13:58 > 0:14:00Bailey wouldn't steal anything...
0:14:00 > 0:14:01Would he?
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Well...
0:14:04 > 0:14:07He did need 800 quid to get a flat.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10Well, there's your thief, then. Who else would it be?
0:14:10 > 0:14:11My mum.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15My fake mum.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17- Fake? - You mean, that wasn't the real one?
0:14:17 > 0:14:19Just don't ask, OK?
0:14:19 > 0:14:22I knew you weren't the thief.
0:14:22 > 0:14:23I was about to call the police.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25You can't just take off like that.
0:14:25 > 0:14:26I'm sorry.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29Well, your dad called, told me everything.
0:14:29 > 0:14:30I'm glad you came home.
0:14:30 > 0:14:34- Wait, so it's Bailey's fake mum that stole the jewels?- Hang on.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36How do you figure that?
0:14:36 > 0:14:38She was in the lobby when the head fell off on the stairs.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40Then I put them in the box.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43While she was walking past there, she must have seen the jewels.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45Any idea of where she's gone?
0:14:47 > 0:14:48Bus station.
0:14:48 > 0:14:49Listen, let me handle this, do you hear me?
0:14:49 > 0:14:50Do you hear me?
0:14:53 > 0:14:54Bailey!
0:14:56 > 0:14:58Hey, Briony?
0:14:58 > 0:15:00Forgetting something?
0:15:00 > 0:15:01What are you doing here?
0:15:01 > 0:15:03- No! Don't do that!- Give it back!
0:15:03 > 0:15:06Before I call security, give it, give it back!
0:15:06 > 0:15:09Yeah, I'm sure the police would love to see these.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16You stole from a kid's home?
0:15:16 > 0:15:20Have you any idea the effort that I wasted on you
0:15:20 > 0:15:23pretending to be interested in your football career?
0:15:25 > 0:15:26You know what? It's...
0:15:26 > 0:15:28It's a relief that the Academy ditched you. I...
0:15:28 > 0:15:30Just leave this for the police.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33I don't think I could have put up with those Bambi eyes every day.
0:15:36 > 0:15:37She's not worth it.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40I'm glad you're not my mum.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47These were my mother's!
0:15:47 > 0:15:50I thought they were stolen years ago!
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Guess this'll pay the bailiffs off.
0:15:52 > 0:15:56Thanks to you, Twigg's Restaurant lives on!
0:15:56 > 0:15:58And...the pizzas are on me.
0:15:58 > 0:16:01THEY CHEER
0:16:01 > 0:16:02The hour is upon us.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05What revels are in hand?
0:16:05 > 0:16:08What play to ease the anguish of this torturing hour?
0:16:09 > 0:16:11What?
0:16:11 > 0:16:14Are you guys doing a play? Fantastic!
0:16:14 > 0:16:15THEY CHEER
0:16:18 > 0:16:20- Are we back on?- Can you wing it?
0:16:20 > 0:16:22- Do you even have to ask?- Good. - SHE LAUGHS
0:16:28 > 0:16:30KNOCK AT DOOR
0:16:36 > 0:16:39BOTH: We cleaned your boots for the football demo.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42For the inspectors.
0:16:53 > 0:16:54CROWD BOOS
0:16:57 > 0:16:58CROWD BOOS
0:17:02 > 0:17:04LAUGHTER
0:17:11 > 0:17:13We're starting.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15You can help with costumes...
0:17:15 > 0:17:16if you want.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19Er...
0:17:19 > 0:17:20Fine.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23But you're still down to do a football demo.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26- I can't.- What?
0:17:29 > 0:17:31I don't want these no more.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34You might not get into the first club you try,
0:17:34 > 0:17:37but you've got to be in it to win it and football is your dream job.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39If I had something like that, I'd never give it up.
0:17:39 > 0:17:40OK, guys, you've made your point.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43- But he's really talented.- Yes...
0:17:43 > 0:17:46But it's up to Bailey what he does now. It's been a big knock-back.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48Look...
0:17:48 > 0:17:50I could try another club,
0:17:50 > 0:17:52but I'd be further away.
0:17:52 > 0:17:55And I've training four times a week, plus matches.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57Mike could take you.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59It could be 100 miles away.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01We could...find you somewhere else to live.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03I mean, if that's what you want.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05- Leave here?- No.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07Well, that's the choice.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10And even then, I might not get picked.
0:18:10 > 0:18:13I could just spend the whole season on the sub's bench
0:18:13 > 0:18:15and just get dumped at the end of it.
0:18:15 > 0:18:16You can't think like that!
0:18:16 > 0:18:18Why not? I'm just being realistic.
0:18:20 > 0:18:23If I'm going to end up on the scrapheap, I want out now.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26DOORBELL RINGS
0:18:29 > 0:18:32Me and Bailey have got unfinished business.
0:18:42 > 0:18:43Dad?
0:18:43 > 0:18:44Backstage, you too, quick. Go on.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01How come you never told me about the Academy yourself?
0:19:01 > 0:19:02What's to tell?
0:19:02 > 0:19:05You won't be seeing me at Wembley no more.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08I guess you can't big me up to your friends.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10What's that supposed to mean?
0:19:10 > 0:19:12I'm proud of you, whatever you do.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15Yeah, so proud that you'd just dump me at a football ground.
0:19:19 > 0:19:20All right.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23I've not been the greatest...
0:19:24 > 0:19:26But I never drove Alison away.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29I begged her to keep seeing you.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32She didn't want to be a mum.
0:19:33 > 0:19:34Great.
0:19:36 > 0:19:37She hated me that much?
0:19:37 > 0:19:39She knew you had me.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43I did all right when you were a little nipper.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46It was less to get wrong.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49And then I got older.
0:19:50 > 0:19:51Sorry about that.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56I knew I couldn't be the dad you needed.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58What, so you just leave me with no dad?
0:19:59 > 0:20:00I left you with Mike.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06HE SIGHS
0:20:06 > 0:20:08So why are you here now?
0:20:09 > 0:20:10You don't care.
0:20:11 > 0:20:14You only came to stop me seeing her.
0:20:22 > 0:20:23# Don't waste my time
0:20:26 > 0:20:28# I don't wanna fight no more
0:20:28 > 0:20:30# I don't wanna fight no more
0:20:30 > 0:20:33# I don't wanna fight no more
0:20:33 > 0:20:35# I don't wanna fight no more. #
0:20:39 > 0:20:40Hey.
0:20:40 > 0:20:44So, to Mike, Bailey and all the assembled guests,
0:20:44 > 0:20:47for your entertainment, we present to you...
0:20:47 > 0:20:49The Winter's Tale.
0:20:51 > 0:20:52What a fantastic surprise! Whoo!
0:20:54 > 0:20:56My wife is slippery, she's an adulteress.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58You, my lord, but do mistake.
0:20:58 > 0:21:01He thinks he's touched his queen.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03My best blood turns into infected jelly.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11Take this vile creature hence to some remote and desert place
0:21:11 > 0:21:13and there thou leave it.
0:21:17 > 0:21:20I swear to do this. Prepare my ship!
0:21:29 > 0:21:32THEY MAKE SEA AND WIND SOUNDS
0:21:40 > 0:21:44We have landed in ill times. The skies look grimly.
0:21:49 > 0:21:50Come, poor babe.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54Thy mother appeared to me in a dream last night
0:21:54 > 0:21:58and said, "If you must hurt my baby, put some garlic next to her,
0:21:58 > 0:22:01"because bears really hate garlic."
0:22:01 > 0:22:05In a letter saying that she loves you and in 16 years,
0:22:05 > 0:22:10spoiler alert, she might see you again in some palace or a nail bar.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12- Aw! - LAUGHTER
0:22:16 > 0:22:19GROWLING SOUND SHE YELPS
0:22:26 > 0:22:28SHE MAKES CHOKING SOUND
0:22:35 > 0:22:39APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:22:41 > 0:22:43# Caramel
0:22:43 > 0:22:45# Caramel
0:22:45 > 0:22:47# Caramel
0:22:47 > 0:22:49# Caramel
0:22:49 > 0:22:51# Caramel
0:22:51 > 0:22:53# Caramel
0:22:53 > 0:22:55# Caramel
0:22:55 > 0:22:57# Caramel
0:22:57 > 0:22:59# Caramel
0:22:59 > 0:23:01# Caramel... #
0:23:01 > 0:23:04CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:23:06 > 0:23:09We have come to see statue of our queen.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12Dear queen, mother, lend me your hand.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14Music, awake her. Strike.
0:23:17 > 0:23:18Be stone no more.
0:23:20 > 0:23:24Turn, good lady. Our Perdita is found.
0:23:24 > 0:23:27You gods look down and pour your graces on my daughter's head.
0:23:29 > 0:23:33Queen Hermione finds her baby, who she thought was dead.
0:23:33 > 0:23:36And King Leontes is sorry for being a nasty king,
0:23:36 > 0:23:38so everyone forgives him.
0:23:38 > 0:23:41And Perdita is so happy,
0:23:41 > 0:23:44because she knows her mum never stopped loving her, ever.
0:23:44 > 0:23:47APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:23:57 > 0:23:59BEAR GROWLS
0:24:08 > 0:24:11CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:24:23 > 0:24:25RINGING TONE
0:24:25 > 0:24:26Dad?
0:24:28 > 0:24:31- Where are you?- Waiting for you.
0:24:31 > 0:24:34I told my boss I needed a couple of days off.
0:24:34 > 0:24:37- I thought you were out of work? - I got my old job back.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39- You never said.- You never asked.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43FAINT CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:24:51 > 0:24:53Whatever Mum did...
0:24:54 > 0:24:57..it wasn't your fault.
0:24:57 > 0:25:01- And I shouldn't have said all that stuff.- You're not a failure, son.
0:25:01 > 0:25:03Football isn't everything.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05I never meant for you to feel that way.
0:25:07 > 0:25:10I'm just going to take a break for a bit.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12There's other stuff to do.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14Like...seeing your old man?
0:25:15 > 0:25:17Well, you stopped writing. I mean...
0:25:17 > 0:25:19Yeah.
0:25:19 > 0:25:22Do you want me to find the real Ali...Alison?
0:25:22 > 0:25:23- Nah, nah.- Because...
0:25:24 > 0:25:25Nah.
0:25:26 > 0:25:29See, Mike was right.
0:25:29 > 0:25:32- YOU did OK without her.- WE did OK.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36I wish we could be mates again.
0:25:37 > 0:25:40- I miss your ugly face. - Yeah, I miss yours.
0:25:43 > 0:25:44See, you're my real dad.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49And that's never going to change.
0:25:50 > 0:25:51Come here.
0:25:57 > 0:26:00- Did we pass? - It's not a pass-fail thing.
0:26:00 > 0:26:03- You'll have the report in two weeks. - Two weeks?
0:26:03 > 0:26:06Obviously, there are some areas for improvement.
0:26:06 > 0:26:08I took the batteries out of the smoke alarm.
0:26:08 > 0:26:11It's a shame you couldn't be so honest in your interviews.
0:26:11 > 0:26:14Your loyalty to Mike and May-Li might have been misplaced,
0:26:14 > 0:26:17but it shows you value them very deeply.
0:26:18 > 0:26:22And after seeing how they supported Bailey, I can't say I'm surprised.
0:26:22 > 0:26:24Oi, is she being nice? I can't tell.
0:26:24 > 0:26:25LAUGHTER
0:26:25 > 0:26:27We were also very impressed with your ambition.
0:26:27 > 0:26:30The first time we've ever had a play performed for us.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32You guys totally rock.
0:26:32 > 0:26:37You're resourceful, imaginative, considerate and caring.
0:26:37 > 0:26:38Well done.
0:26:38 > 0:26:40Keep up the good work.
0:26:40 > 0:26:43Because we're expecting even greater things next time.
0:26:46 > 0:26:49RIPPLE OF LAUGHTER
0:26:53 > 0:26:55LAUGHTER DIES DOWN NERVOUSLY
0:26:55 > 0:26:58Down that end...
0:26:58 > 0:26:59Oh, no...
0:27:01 > 0:27:02Jody, play something else!
0:27:04 > 0:27:05No, you're all right.
0:27:11 > 0:27:13- Go on, Harry.- He never passes to me.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17So what's it to be next time?
0:27:17 > 0:27:18Hamlet?
0:27:18 > 0:27:19Macbeth?
0:27:19 > 0:27:22Henry VI, Parts One, Two and Three?
0:27:22 > 0:27:25- Er, I think I'm just going to stick to reading Shakespeare.- Oh.
0:27:25 > 0:27:28- All those egos, too much for me. - HE LAUGHS
0:27:28 > 0:27:31Talking of which, look at this. Oi oi!
0:27:34 > 0:27:39THEY CHEER