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0:00:02 > 0:00:03Hi guys, how are you doing? I just...

0:00:03 > 0:00:05Guys.

0:00:05 > 0:00:07When have I ever said "Guys"?

0:00:07 > 0:00:08UGH!

0:00:09 > 0:00:12Yo, yo, yo. How's it going?

0:00:12 > 0:00:14I'm here to...freestyle, yeah?

0:00:14 > 0:00:15Oh...

0:00:17 > 0:00:18What are you doing?

0:00:20 > 0:00:23I'm doing videos about independent women,

0:00:23 > 0:00:24which is just what I am.

0:00:26 > 0:00:29I'm small, but I'm still...

0:00:29 > 0:00:30I'm not a kid, OK.

0:00:30 > 0:00:32I go out to nightclubs,

0:00:32 > 0:00:34hang out with mates on the streets.

0:00:34 > 0:00:36I'm dead cool, you know.

0:00:36 > 0:00:39Stuff like...that, really.

0:00:43 > 0:00:45Just...be yourself!

0:00:48 > 0:00:50Hiya, welcome to my first-ever vlog!

0:00:50 > 0:00:52Sasha's Fierce.

0:00:52 > 0:00:53A vlog for young women,

0:00:53 > 0:00:54made by a young woman.

0:00:54 > 0:00:55Me!

0:00:55 > 0:00:57SHOUTING

0:00:57 > 0:00:59Ha!

0:00:59 > 0:01:00We pranked you!

0:01:15 > 0:01:17Sasha, you can't storm around the house

0:01:17 > 0:01:18shouting and screaming your head off.

0:01:18 > 0:01:20But it's all right for them to storm into my room?

0:01:20 > 0:01:24- Yeah, I'd appreciate it if you didn't shout at me either.- Sasha.

0:01:24 > 0:01:27You have to appreciate that other people live here too.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29You can't just go bawling up and down the corridors.

0:01:29 > 0:01:31We were just playing!

0:01:31 > 0:01:33- At being stupid.- Sasha.

0:01:33 > 0:01:34Look, I was in the middle of...

0:01:35 > 0:01:37..something. And...

0:01:37 > 0:01:39- On her computer.- Online.

0:01:39 > 0:01:42With her door shut.

0:01:42 > 0:01:44You know the rules about online safeguarding.

0:01:44 > 0:01:46- What were you doing?- Nothing. - Excuse me.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49- You must have been doing something. - I know what I'm doing online.

0:01:49 > 0:01:51- I'm not a child. - Yeah, but you are!- I'm over 13!

0:01:51 > 0:01:53In the eyes of the law, a child.

0:01:53 > 0:01:54Ugh!

0:01:54 > 0:01:55All right. Calm down.

0:01:55 > 0:01:57I AM CALM.

0:01:59 > 0:02:00- Move!- No.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02- MOVE!- No!

0:02:06 > 0:02:09Hiya, welcome to my first-ever vlog.

0:02:09 > 0:02:10Sasha's Fierce.

0:02:10 > 0:02:13A vlog for young women made by a young woman.

0:02:13 > 0:02:14Me!

0:02:16 > 0:02:17Sasha's Fierce.

0:02:17 > 0:02:19That's private.

0:02:19 > 0:02:20You messing?

0:02:20 > 0:02:23There could be tens, literally tens of people watching it.

0:02:23 > 0:02:24You shouldn't be in here.

0:02:24 > 0:02:27"For young women, made by a young woman.

0:02:27 > 0:02:28"ME!"

0:02:30 > 0:02:31I mean...

0:02:31 > 0:02:32look at the state.

0:02:32 > 0:02:34Woman? Hardly.

0:02:34 > 0:02:35Get out!

0:02:35 > 0:02:37MUSIC: Ignorance by Paramore

0:02:48 > 0:02:50LAUGHTER

0:02:58 > 0:02:59# If I'm a bad person

0:02:59 > 0:03:01# You don't like me

0:03:01 > 0:03:03# Well, I guess I'll make my own way

0:03:03 > 0:03:05# It's a circle

0:03:05 > 0:03:06# A mean cycle

0:03:06 > 0:03:09# I can't excite you any more

0:03:09 > 0:03:10# Where's your gavel... #

0:03:10 > 0:03:13The world is ending. The world is ending!

0:03:13 > 0:03:15You're doomed unless you wear one of these!

0:03:15 > 0:03:19The person who does the best prank wins a prize.

0:03:19 > 0:03:21A family-size bar of chocolate.

0:03:21 > 0:03:22Courtesy of Tyler.

0:03:23 > 0:03:25I thought we were keeping quiet about it.

0:03:25 > 0:03:27Yeah, in what universe?

0:03:27 > 0:03:28BLEEPING

0:03:31 > 0:03:33- Tee?- Hm?

0:03:36 > 0:03:40Can you give me a hand outside for a second?

0:03:40 > 0:03:42- It's Kaz's birthday. - No, it can't be.

0:03:42 > 0:03:45- We would know about it.- I've got everyone's birthdays saved here.

0:03:45 > 0:03:47You'll never believe who was in my room just now. Ryan.

0:03:47 > 0:03:50- He walked right in.- OK, Sash, Sash, no, no. Not now. OK?

0:03:50 > 0:03:51Later, yeah?

0:03:52 > 0:03:53Yeah.

0:03:54 > 0:03:57Kazima Tako, birthday.

0:04:01 > 0:04:04# Well, you treat me just like

0:04:04 > 0:04:06# Another stranger

0:04:06 > 0:04:08# Well, it's nice to meet you, sir

0:04:08 > 0:04:10# I guess I'll go

0:04:10 > 0:04:12# I best be on my way out

0:04:12 > 0:04:17# You treat me just like another stranger

0:04:17 > 0:04:19# It's nice to meet you, sir

0:04:19 > 0:04:23# I guess I'll go, I best be on my way out. #

0:04:23 > 0:04:25Do they even celebrate birthdays in Somalia?

0:04:25 > 0:04:27"Dhalasho wanaagsan."

0:04:29 > 0:04:30You OK?

0:04:30 > 0:04:32Yeah, it's Somalian for birthday greetings.

0:04:32 > 0:04:34See, told ya.

0:04:36 > 0:04:38SHE CHOKES

0:04:40 > 0:04:43Yeah, um... everyone celebrates birthdays.

0:04:43 > 0:04:45Everyone, except Kazima.

0:04:46 > 0:04:48So what are we going to do, then?

0:04:48 > 0:04:50Can we have a party?

0:04:50 > 0:04:51Yeah!

0:04:53 > 0:04:54Can we?

0:04:54 > 0:04:56You're meant to be dead.

0:04:56 > 0:04:58- Die. - SHE CHOKES AGAIN

0:05:00 > 0:05:01Weirdos.

0:05:01 > 0:05:04Yeah, um, we should do something better.

0:05:04 > 0:05:06Like a roller disco!

0:05:06 > 0:05:09- Laser quest? - Bowling.- Cinema.- Science Museum.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14What are we doing?

0:05:15 > 0:05:17Uh, something about the garden.

0:05:17 > 0:05:18The garden?

0:05:18 > 0:05:20Yeah, erm...

0:05:20 > 0:05:22Mike's going mad about the grass

0:05:22 > 0:05:24and I've got to cut it

0:05:24 > 0:05:26and no-one will help me.

0:05:26 > 0:05:30So, will you help me, Kazima?

0:05:34 > 0:05:35All right, Hurricane.

0:05:35 > 0:05:37All right, Emma Watson.

0:05:38 > 0:05:40This is my sister.

0:05:40 > 0:05:41This is Reece.

0:05:41 > 0:05:43- All right, Reece. - Come to see Mum?

0:05:43 > 0:05:45No, you. You want to go to the park?

0:05:48 > 0:05:51Not the reaction I was expecting.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53It's just we're in the middle of a game.

0:05:53 > 0:05:55But me and you, knocking about like old times.

0:05:55 > 0:05:56Can he come with us?

0:05:56 > 0:05:58Please!

0:05:59 > 0:06:00OK.

0:06:03 > 0:06:04MOWER STOPS

0:06:04 > 0:06:06KAZIMA SIGHS

0:06:06 > 0:06:07It didn't need cutting that badly.

0:06:09 > 0:06:11No. But you know what Mike's like.

0:06:11 > 0:06:12Yes, I do.

0:06:12 > 0:06:15And he wouldn't even notice the grass if it was up to the windows.

0:06:17 > 0:06:18Yeah, he just...

0:06:19 > 0:06:22..got into gardening, but in a big way.

0:06:24 > 0:06:26- Is that right? - He's got the flowers, and...

0:06:28 > 0:06:30..the plants, and the trees.

0:06:31 > 0:06:32Mike loves all of it.

0:06:34 > 0:06:35He can't get enough.

0:06:35 > 0:06:38You know, you always rub your nose when you lie.

0:06:40 > 0:06:41No, I don't.

0:06:41 > 0:06:42No?

0:06:42 > 0:06:43No.

0:06:47 > 0:06:48Thought so.

0:06:53 > 0:06:55Uh, I don't want a party.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57I don't want a birthday, full stop.

0:06:57 > 0:06:59Can you all please respect that?

0:06:59 > 0:07:01AIR RELEASES OUT OF BALLOON

0:07:03 > 0:07:04Come on, guys.

0:07:08 > 0:07:10Long time no see, Sashmeister.

0:07:10 > 0:07:11Yeah. Have I grown?

0:07:11 > 0:07:13- HE CHUCKLES - Where've you been?

0:07:13 > 0:07:14Around.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16Heard you moved out.

0:07:16 > 0:07:18- New bike? - Just borrowing it for a bit.

0:07:18 > 0:07:19Hey, give our bike back!

0:07:19 > 0:07:21- Later, Sash!- Laters, Tommo!

0:07:21 > 0:07:23MUSIC: It's Like That by Run DMC

0:07:25 > 0:07:27And it's the last minute of injury time,

0:07:27 > 0:07:30and Dexter and Reece combine in another sweeping movement.

0:07:30 > 0:07:33And he makes a hole to the front, and...!

0:07:33 > 0:07:35- Yes!- Yes!

0:07:35 > 0:07:36Football has come home!

0:07:36 > 0:07:38- Yes!- Yes!

0:07:38 > 0:07:39Where's Sasha?

0:07:41 > 0:07:42I don't know.

0:07:42 > 0:07:43I'll try and call her.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47There was loads of crisps in there this morning.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49Are we taking the bunting down?

0:07:49 > 0:07:52Erm, this might be a bit of an obvious question,

0:07:52 > 0:07:54but why does Kaz not want to celebrate her birthday?

0:07:54 > 0:07:56Why don't we have a party anyway?

0:07:56 > 0:07:59It doesn't have to be for Kazima.

0:07:59 > 0:08:00And there was a pie in here.

0:08:00 > 0:08:02A really nice pie.

0:08:03 > 0:08:04PHONE RINGS

0:08:06 > 0:08:08No-one important.

0:08:08 > 0:08:09You all right there, Reece?

0:08:11 > 0:08:13Look at the state of you.

0:08:14 > 0:08:16Get off, will ya?

0:08:16 > 0:08:17You're a right scruff bag.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19I can look after myself.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21No, you can't. That's why I'm here.

0:08:21 > 0:08:23To look after you and Murphy.

0:08:23 > 0:08:24That's Mum's job.

0:08:24 > 0:08:25Yeah, but she's rubbish at it.

0:08:27 > 0:08:28What?

0:08:30 > 0:08:31I'll call for you after.

0:08:41 > 0:08:42Come on.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52Do you want a drink or anything?

0:08:52 > 0:08:53I'm fine.

0:08:54 > 0:08:56I'm totally fine.

0:08:56 > 0:08:59Oh, you'll never believe what this woman at the supermarket was...

0:09:01 > 0:09:03Hi, Mum.

0:09:09 > 0:09:11What is going on?

0:09:11 > 0:09:12Nothing to do with us.

0:09:12 > 0:09:15Right. We decided to throw a party. OK, but...

0:09:15 > 0:09:17No, Kaz, it's not for your birthday.

0:09:18 > 0:09:23It's actually to celebrate the birth of the Somalian singing star Magool!

0:09:23 > 0:09:27CHEERING AND PARTY HORNS

0:09:27 > 0:09:29MUSIC: Maanta Maanta by Magool

0:09:29 > 0:09:33ALL: Magool! Magool!

0:09:36 > 0:09:38LAUGHTER

0:09:40 > 0:09:41BABY GURGLES

0:09:42 > 0:09:44Oh, you are a star.

0:09:45 > 0:09:47In't he a star? Good boy.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51I didn't believe any of this would work.

0:09:51 > 0:09:53Children's Services have been brilliant.

0:09:56 > 0:09:59I don't know what I would have done if my boys had been taken into care.

0:10:00 > 0:10:02I'm sorry, sweetheart.

0:10:03 > 0:10:04I really am.

0:10:05 > 0:10:07I can manage with those two.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09Just about.

0:10:09 > 0:10:10Things are OK, and...

0:10:12 > 0:10:14I don't know, I wouldn't want to risk it, you know,

0:10:14 > 0:10:16having you back too.

0:10:17 > 0:10:20- You understand, don't you?- Yeah.

0:10:29 > 0:10:31Do you have to go?

0:10:31 > 0:10:33You know, the care home have been calling me.

0:10:33 > 0:10:35That place just falls to pieces when I'm not there.

0:10:36 > 0:10:38Oh, your shoelace.

0:10:41 > 0:10:42Looks like you don't need me any more.

0:10:44 > 0:10:46Let your sister go, yeah?

0:10:46 > 0:10:48And come on in, it's your turn.

0:10:49 > 0:10:50Bye.

0:10:57 > 0:11:00- So...how's...? - BABY WAILS

0:11:00 > 0:11:01Oh! Best go.

0:11:03 > 0:11:05Take care of yourself, yeah, sweetheart?

0:11:13 > 0:11:16To replace all the sudden disappearing groceries.

0:11:16 > 0:11:18And I've got those ingredients that you asked for.

0:11:18 > 0:11:20- Did you get another pie? - Yep, got another pie.

0:11:22 > 0:11:24I'm going to make Icun.

0:11:25 > 0:11:26Shortbread biscuits.

0:11:26 > 0:11:29- Oh, if only I had a cup of coffee to dip it in.- Kettle's on!

0:11:29 > 0:11:30Thank you.

0:11:31 > 0:11:35Hey, uh, just so you know, this party is just for Magool, OK?

0:11:35 > 0:11:37It's not for your birthday.

0:11:37 > 0:11:39My dad played in her band once.

0:11:39 > 0:11:41He said it was the third greatest day of his life.

0:11:42 > 0:11:43Third?

0:11:43 > 0:11:45After me and my brother were born.

0:11:47 > 0:11:49Can someone give me a hand, please?

0:11:49 > 0:11:50Yeah, sure.

0:12:00 > 0:12:01Boo!

0:12:01 > 0:12:02LAUGHING

0:12:04 > 0:12:07So...you've got a place of your own, now?

0:12:09 > 0:12:10I need to get somewhere.

0:12:10 > 0:12:12Me mum's driving me nuts.

0:12:12 > 0:12:13You got a room for me?

0:12:13 > 0:12:15I'm in Ashdean Ridge.

0:12:15 > 0:12:17The care home? No way.

0:12:17 > 0:12:19I've heard about that place.

0:12:19 > 0:12:21And I saw Annie, when I was little.

0:12:21 > 0:12:23Is it, like, proper brutal?

0:12:23 > 0:12:25Worse then you'd ever know.

0:12:25 > 0:12:28- Yeah?- Yeah. Scrubbing the place clean all day every day.

0:12:28 > 0:12:31Locked in our rooms, and all we're allowed to eat is soup.

0:12:31 > 0:12:33- Intense.- Totally.

0:12:33 > 0:12:34You can't go back.

0:12:34 > 0:12:37- I have to.- Skip it?- I can't.

0:12:37 > 0:12:39If I'm not in on time, they call the police.

0:13:02 > 0:13:05MUSIC: Runaway (U&I) by Galantis

0:13:09 > 0:13:10PHONE BEEPS

0:13:18 > 0:13:21# I know that I'm rich enough for pride,

0:13:21 > 0:13:25# I see a billion dollars in your eyes

0:13:25 > 0:13:30# Even if we're strangers till we die

0:13:35 > 0:13:37# I wanna run away

0:13:38 > 0:13:41# I wanna run away

0:13:42 > 0:13:45# Anywhere out this place

0:13:46 > 0:13:49# I wanna run away

0:13:49 > 0:13:54# Just you and I, I, I, I, I...

0:13:54 > 0:13:57# You and I, I, I, I, I...

0:13:57 > 0:13:58MAGOOL PLAYS AGAIN

0:14:22 > 0:14:26MAGOOL SINGS IN SOMALIAN

0:14:41 > 0:14:44CHEERING AND WHOOPING

0:14:46 > 0:14:47KIDS CHANTING: We love you Magool, we do...

0:14:49 > 0:14:50What's going on?

0:14:50 > 0:14:52It's Kazima's birthday.

0:14:52 > 0:14:53Oh, thanks for the invite.

0:14:53 > 0:14:55Er, well, I did try and call you.

0:15:23 > 0:15:24PHONE BEEPS

0:15:29 > 0:15:30Hi.

0:15:32 > 0:15:35Listen, I'm sorry about earlier.

0:15:35 > 0:15:38I wasn't listening about Ryan crashing into your room and stuff.

0:15:38 > 0:15:40Yeah, that's why I was trying to call you.

0:15:40 > 0:15:44To explain that we've been a bit tied up with Kaz's birthday.

0:15:44 > 0:15:45You all are.

0:15:45 > 0:15:48- I'm sorry if we've left you out.- It's fine.

0:15:51 > 0:15:52Sash?

0:15:52 > 0:15:55- Do you want to get off your phone for a minute?- I'm texting a friend.

0:15:56 > 0:15:58Sasha, we're trying to reach out to you.

0:16:00 > 0:16:02You know, it's good to talk about stuff.

0:16:02 > 0:16:04It's good to share.

0:16:04 > 0:16:07Did you get that from one of your bargain bin Save The Day CDs?

0:16:08 > 0:16:10OK.

0:16:10 > 0:16:11SHE COUGHS

0:16:12 > 0:16:13What's up with you?

0:16:13 > 0:16:15It's like you don't even want to be here.

0:16:34 > 0:16:35Oi!

0:16:37 > 0:16:38Anyone see you escape?

0:16:38 > 0:16:39No.

0:16:39 > 0:16:41No-one will know I'm gone anyway.

0:16:41 > 0:16:43So, what's the plan?

0:16:48 > 0:16:49I don't want to live with my mum,

0:16:49 > 0:16:52- and you don't want to live in that care home, right?- Right.

0:16:52 > 0:16:54So we need to get our own place.

0:16:54 > 0:16:56And to do that, we need money.

0:16:56 > 0:16:59- And we can't get jobs, because we're too young, right?- Right.

0:16:59 > 0:17:03So we need to be like Robin Hood and Maid Marion.

0:17:03 > 0:17:05What? Steal from the rich and give to the poor?

0:17:05 > 0:17:06Exactly.

0:17:06 > 0:17:07Poor.

0:17:07 > 0:17:08Rich.

0:17:09 > 0:17:10Rob a house?

0:17:21 > 0:17:23You haven't put those biscuits in the oven.

0:17:23 > 0:17:24We don't know what to do.

0:17:27 > 0:17:29Why don't you want to celebrate your birthday?

0:17:29 > 0:17:32Because I just don't want to.

0:17:32 > 0:17:33But why?

0:17:35 > 0:17:39I haven't heard from my father or my brother in a long time.

0:17:39 > 0:17:42If they were well, if they were safe, they would have called.

0:17:42 > 0:17:43Sent a card. Something.

0:17:43 > 0:17:47Just because you haven't heard from them don't mean they ain't safe.

0:17:47 > 0:17:48It's hard for them.

0:17:49 > 0:17:52A few of us don't hear from our families on our birthdays.

0:17:52 > 0:17:53And Christmas.

0:17:53 > 0:17:56That's why we ALL have to stick together.

0:17:57 > 0:17:59Anyways, let's make these biscuits, yeah?

0:18:04 > 0:18:06I've been watching this house for ages.

0:18:07 > 0:18:08Are you sure about this?

0:18:08 > 0:18:12Yeah. Course. It's a family of four with a vicious dog.

0:18:12 > 0:18:13And everyday there's always someone in.

0:18:13 > 0:18:16Every day, except for today.

0:18:16 > 0:18:17And it works like this.

0:18:17 > 0:18:19The mum leaves at ten to,

0:18:19 > 0:18:21to take her daughter to ballet class.

0:18:24 > 0:18:27One minute later, the mum goes back to the house,

0:18:27 > 0:18:29to hurry her son along to go shopping

0:18:29 > 0:18:31while the girl is at ballet.

0:18:31 > 0:18:34Six minutes later, the dad who's been left to catch up with work

0:18:34 > 0:18:36appears with the scary dog.

0:18:36 > 0:18:38Bang goes the door.

0:18:38 > 0:18:41And off he goes to the pub for two hours and 12 minutes.

0:18:41 > 0:18:43Arriving back a full seven minutes before...

0:18:43 > 0:18:45the rest of the family arrive home.

0:19:00 > 0:19:01It's showtime.

0:19:27 > 0:19:28Are you ready for this?

0:19:29 > 0:19:31You're not chickening out on me, are you?

0:19:54 > 0:19:56How do we get in?

0:19:59 > 0:20:00Go through the dog flap.

0:20:10 > 0:20:11I can't see a key.

0:20:13 > 0:20:14Let me in round the front.

0:20:33 > 0:20:35Oh, hang on.

0:20:35 > 0:20:37I wouldn't move a muscle if I was you.

0:20:37 > 0:20:38He's fast.

0:20:38 > 0:20:39And very hungry.

0:20:41 > 0:20:42DOG GROWLS

0:20:46 > 0:20:47Tommo!

0:20:47 > 0:20:49Tommo!

0:20:49 > 0:20:50Help!

0:20:54 > 0:20:56I am so disappointed in you.

0:20:56 > 0:20:58We all are.

0:20:58 > 0:21:01You have a criminal record. Is this what you want?

0:21:01 > 0:21:03In and out of police stations the rest of your life?

0:21:03 > 0:21:05Are we going or what?

0:21:05 > 0:21:06Well?

0:21:10 > 0:21:11PHONE BLEEPS

0:21:13 > 0:21:15Save your breath. I know the drill.

0:21:15 > 0:21:17You go on and on and I go to my room.

0:21:17 > 0:21:19Let's just skip to me being in my room, yeah?

0:21:19 > 0:21:20We're not done here.

0:21:20 > 0:21:22- I am.- Sasha!

0:21:23 > 0:21:26Oh, stop pretending to care. It's embarrassing.

0:21:26 > 0:21:27We do care!

0:21:27 > 0:21:29You are paid to care.

0:21:29 > 0:21:31Sasha!

0:21:31 > 0:21:32SHE SIGHS

0:21:54 > 0:21:55- You legged it.- I'm sorry.

0:21:55 > 0:21:57And left me to deal with the police.

0:21:57 > 0:21:59- I've got a criminal record now.- Sorry!

0:21:59 > 0:22:01I don't want to be in and out of police stations all my life.

0:22:01 > 0:22:03I'm sorry. And, look...

0:22:03 > 0:22:06I appreciate you not saying anything to the police.

0:22:06 > 0:22:08- You legend.- Or a mug.

0:22:08 > 0:22:10I'm going to make it up to you.

0:22:10 > 0:22:12Look, my brother's back in town.

0:22:12 > 0:22:13He's got a place with a few empty rooms.

0:22:13 > 0:22:17One each, AND we can stay there as long as we want.

0:22:17 > 0:22:18You'll be away from this place

0:22:18 > 0:22:20and I'll be away from my nagging mum.

0:22:20 > 0:22:21It'll be like the old days, Sash.

0:22:21 > 0:22:23Partying all night.

0:22:23 > 0:22:24Sleeping all day.

0:22:24 > 0:22:25Living the dream.

0:22:27 > 0:22:29Who are you?

0:22:29 > 0:22:30A friend.

0:22:30 > 0:22:32- Come inside, Sasha. - To help scrub the floors?

0:22:32 > 0:22:35Yeah, I know what goes in there, and she's had enough.

0:22:35 > 0:22:37- Enough?- Kept as a slave. Locked up. Living on soup.

0:22:37 > 0:22:40Go on. Do one.

0:22:40 > 0:22:42Ah, yes it's hard in there. Very hard.

0:22:42 > 0:22:44- But...- Come on.

0:22:44 > 0:22:46See you, Kaz.

0:22:46 > 0:22:48But we look out for one another in there.

0:22:48 > 0:22:50We help each other out.

0:22:50 > 0:22:51And we wouldn't let anyone down.

0:22:51 > 0:22:53Whatever.

0:22:53 > 0:22:56First stop, supermarket. We need to get there

0:22:56 > 0:22:58while that security guard with the bad leg's on shift.

0:22:58 > 0:23:00We're shoplifting?

0:23:00 > 0:23:03- Unless you've got a pile of cash stashed away.- No.

0:23:03 > 0:23:04There you go.

0:23:04 > 0:23:05I don't want to.

0:23:05 > 0:23:06We have to pay our way in t'squat.

0:23:06 > 0:23:09My brother and his friends need food and stuff.

0:23:09 > 0:23:10I'll get caught again.

0:23:10 > 0:23:13And you'll leave me again, and to be honest, I'd leave you too.

0:23:14 > 0:23:17We need to stick with people who care.

0:23:17 > 0:23:18Go home, Tommo.

0:23:18 > 0:23:19Go home.

0:23:32 > 0:23:34PARTY MUSIC PLAYING, PEOPLE CHATTING

0:23:44 > 0:23:45Guys, do you want one?

0:23:45 > 0:23:46POP MUSIC PLAYS

0:23:47 > 0:23:49Now it's a party.

0:23:49 > 0:23:50I've not playing any stupid games.

0:23:52 > 0:23:55OK, three, two, one, make your mummies!

0:23:55 > 0:23:57TEAMS SHOUTING

0:24:00 > 0:24:02I'm sorry about having a go at you earlier.

0:24:02 > 0:24:04That's OK!

0:24:04 > 0:24:07I think you're supposed to say sorry for barging into my room.

0:24:07 > 0:24:09We were just pranking.

0:24:09 > 0:24:13The person who does the biggest and bestest prank

0:24:13 > 0:24:15wins a family bar of chocolate.

0:24:17 > 0:24:19Now, shut up and stay still.

0:24:22 > 0:24:24MUSIC: Candy Girl by New Edition

0:24:30 > 0:24:32And Sasha is the winner!

0:24:35 > 0:24:38# She's so fine as can be

0:24:38 > 0:24:40# I know this girl is meant for me

0:24:40 > 0:24:41# Candy girl

0:24:42 > 0:24:44# You are my world

0:24:44 > 0:24:45# You look so sweet

0:24:47 > 0:24:48# You're a special treat

0:24:49 > 0:24:51# Candy girl

0:24:51 > 0:24:53# All I want to say

0:24:54 > 0:24:56# When you're with me

0:24:56 > 0:24:57# You brighten up my day

0:25:01 > 0:25:02# All I know

0:25:03 > 0:25:04# When I'm with you

0:25:06 > 0:25:10# You make me feel so good through and through

0:25:10 > 0:25:11# The way you walk

0:25:12 > 0:25:14# And the way you talk

0:25:15 > 0:25:17# You always look so good

0:25:17 > 0:25:18# You make me forget my thoughts. #

0:25:18 > 0:25:23ALL SING: It's your birthday song.

0:25:23 > 0:25:28It's your birthday song!

0:25:28 > 0:25:30Happy birthday, Magool!

0:25:30 > 0:25:33It's your welcome home cake. Why don't you blow it out?

0:25:33 > 0:25:35- You.- No, no. - Come on, both of you just blow it.

0:25:35 > 0:25:37- OK.- OK.

0:25:41 > 0:25:42ALL: Yay!

0:25:43 > 0:25:44Make a wish!

0:25:44 > 0:25:46ALL: Hip, hip, hooray!

0:25:47 > 0:25:49Hip, hip, hooray!

0:25:49 > 0:25:51Hip, hip, hooray!

0:25:52 > 0:25:54Erm, I owe you an apology.

0:25:55 > 0:25:57Oh, no, you don't.

0:25:57 > 0:25:58Yeah, you do.

0:25:58 > 0:26:01Erm, I'm sorry. Both of you.

0:26:02 > 0:26:05I acted like... Well, not like me.

0:26:05 > 0:26:07But like another me.

0:26:07 > 0:26:08And she's gone now.

0:26:09 > 0:26:11Did you, erm, sort things out with Ryan?

0:26:12 > 0:26:14I knew there was something.

0:26:14 > 0:26:16Thank you.

0:26:16 > 0:26:18Best prank wins the chocolate, right?

0:26:21 > 0:26:22Have you tasted this?

0:26:23 > 0:26:24I think it's off.

0:26:24 > 0:26:26Have a sniff.

0:26:26 > 0:26:27LAUGHTER

0:26:30 > 0:26:31Sasha!

0:26:31 > 0:26:33I'm going to my room, I know, I know.

0:26:35 > 0:26:37That was so worth it.

0:26:37 > 0:26:38Don't throw it away, eat it.

0:26:38 > 0:26:40LAUGHTER

0:26:40 > 0:26:43MUSIC: Don't Stop by 5 Seconds Of Summer

0:26:44 > 0:26:47# But then I asked for your number

0:26:47 > 0:26:48# Said you don't have a phone

0:26:48 > 0:26:50# It's getting late now

0:26:50 > 0:26:51# I've gotta let you know that

0:26:51 > 0:26:54# Everybody wants to take you home tonight

0:26:54 > 0:26:58# But I'm gonna find a way to make you mine

0:26:58 > 0:27:02# Don't stop... doing what you're doing

0:27:03 > 0:27:07# Every time you move to the beat it gets harder for me

0:27:07 > 0:27:09# And you know it, know it... #

0:27:10 > 0:27:13Hiya. Thanks for clicking on my first-ever vlog.

0:27:14 > 0:27:17I'm Sasha, and I'm older than I look, right.

0:27:17 > 0:27:19But I'm still a kid.

0:27:19 > 0:27:20And this is my family.

0:27:22 > 0:27:24Um, I don't live with them any more.

0:27:24 > 0:27:26I'm in care now.

0:27:26 > 0:27:29With a load of other misfits, just like me!

0:27:30 > 0:27:32I miss my brothers.

0:27:32 > 0:27:33And my mum.

0:27:33 > 0:27:37But...as long as they're happy, I'm happy.

0:27:38 > 0:27:40I am Sasha.

0:27:40 > 0:27:41And I am happy.