The Wardrobe

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04MEXICAN STANDOFF-STYLE MUSIC

0:00:13 > 0:00:15Right.

0:00:15 > 0:00:18Kazima's out. Next one...

0:00:20 > 0:00:21Tyler?

0:00:22 > 0:00:24Do you want to swap cards with someone?

0:00:33 > 0:00:35Bit of a no-brainer, if you ask me.

0:00:35 > 0:00:37Ryan?

0:00:37 > 0:00:39Yeah. I'll swap with...

0:00:39 > 0:00:41Finn likes dinosaurs, don't you?

0:00:41 > 0:00:44They...are...brilliant!

0:00:52 > 0:00:54- Ryan.- What?

0:00:54 > 0:00:57That doesn't make sense. Mike, he's a cheat.

0:00:57 > 0:01:01Sorry. Looks like you're staying here as well.

0:01:03 > 0:01:05Two down.

0:01:05 > 0:01:09- One to go.- This is your fault. Thanks, mate(!)

0:01:28 > 0:01:30The replacement wardrobe will be dropped off

0:01:30 > 0:01:32in the next half an hour or so.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34- Yeah?- We'll sort it for you.

0:01:34 > 0:01:37May-Li will be here to help. She's only popped out for a few minutes.

0:01:37 > 0:01:39I need to try and beat the traffic.

0:01:39 > 0:01:41But you can't leave us here without a carer.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43I'm not. She's on her way.

0:01:43 > 0:01:44She'll be a few seconds at the most.

0:01:46 > 0:01:48Now...

0:01:48 > 0:01:50This wardrobe, I need to warn you.

0:01:52 > 0:01:54It may be old,

0:01:54 > 0:01:56but it's cursed.

0:01:56 > 0:01:59Yeah, and we're the three-year-olds that believe that(!)

0:01:59 > 0:02:01I want to hear it, even if you don't.

0:02:01 > 0:02:02Seriously,

0:02:02 > 0:02:05whoever owns this wardrobe has to be kind to his fellow man,

0:02:05 > 0:02:07otherwise...

0:02:07 > 0:02:09I don't want to tell you what could happen.

0:02:09 > 0:02:11And you picked us three to get it up these stairs?

0:02:11 > 0:02:15No, Kaz, the cards picked you.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17Anyway, you'll have help with the wardrobe.

0:02:17 > 0:02:20My cousin's nephew's best friend's brother, Manny,

0:02:20 > 0:02:22he'll be round later to pick up Kaz's old one, OK?

0:02:22 > 0:02:25- Your who?- It doesn't matter.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27What's important is that he's a good guy.

0:02:27 > 0:02:29He's dedicated, punctual.

0:02:29 > 0:02:31HE SNORES He'll be here before you know it.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33MUSIC BLARES

0:02:33 > 0:02:34MUSIC STOPS

0:02:36 > 0:02:38HE SNORES

0:02:38 > 0:02:39Here.

0:02:39 > 0:02:43This is the money for you to take the bus down to the dinosaur park.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45We'll see you in an hour, tops.

0:02:48 > 0:02:49And...

0:02:49 > 0:02:54don't...ignore...the curse.

0:03:25 > 0:03:28Ryan, Joseph, wardrobe's empty.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34Come and help me move it.

0:03:37 > 0:03:38Hello?

0:03:42 > 0:03:43Ryan?

0:03:45 > 0:03:46Joseph?

0:03:53 > 0:03:55Come on. Help me.

0:04:02 > 0:04:03What did you do that for?

0:04:03 > 0:04:04Wardrobe. Remember?

0:04:06 > 0:04:08Hang on.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10- Where's Joseph?- No idea.

0:04:12 > 0:04:13Joseph?

0:04:23 > 0:04:26- What are you doing? - Ryan told me to do it.

0:04:26 > 0:04:27And Ryan's your boss now?

0:04:27 > 0:04:31- He said I owed him. - Using you to get out of his chores.

0:04:31 > 0:04:32He won't get away with this.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39I wouldn't have to stay behind if it wasn't for him.

0:04:39 > 0:04:42- I lost the next round. - Who cares what you did?

0:04:42 > 0:04:45Come on. I need my wardrobe downstairs.

0:04:45 > 0:04:46What's in it for me?

0:04:46 > 0:04:49You want money? Forget it.

0:04:49 > 0:04:53Well, you do it, then. Who wants to go to a stupid dinosaur park anyway?

0:04:53 > 0:04:55- I do.- Yeah, you would.

0:04:55 > 0:04:56May-Li's going to be back any second now

0:04:56 > 0:04:58and she's going to hear all about this.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03We shouldn't be in Ryan's room.

0:05:04 > 0:05:06May-Li can sort him out.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16I don't think he likes people touching that.

0:05:22 > 0:05:23TEXT ALERT

0:05:49 > 0:05:52- Give it back.- After you've helped.

0:05:52 > 0:05:53Joseph, where's she hid it?

0:05:53 > 0:05:56- I didn't see. - Look, me grandad won that.

0:05:56 > 0:05:58I don't know where it is, I promise.

0:05:58 > 0:05:59I'll remember this.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01Me, too.

0:06:04 > 0:06:07- Left.- No, right.

0:06:07 > 0:06:08I mean my left.

0:06:08 > 0:06:10- Girls!- Sexist!

0:06:10 > 0:06:11Stupid.

0:06:14 > 0:06:16- What was that?- Nothing.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19- No, I definitely heard something. - No, you never.

0:06:21 > 0:06:24THEY GRUNT

0:06:24 > 0:06:27Lift. Ryan, wait.

0:06:27 > 0:06:28Move! I'll shove it along the floor.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30We're too near the stairs.

0:06:30 > 0:06:33Ah! Slow down! It will break that way. It's going to...

0:06:34 > 0:06:36Don't you care about anything?

0:06:36 > 0:06:37WARDROBE BANGS

0:06:47 > 0:06:50There isn't one single scratch on it.

0:06:50 > 0:06:52Job's done. Give me the medal back.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54No. Job's only half-done.

0:06:54 > 0:06:56DOORBELL RINGS

0:06:56 > 0:06:57HORN TOOTS

0:07:04 > 0:07:06Who's Mike kidding?

0:07:06 > 0:07:08Good luck moving that.

0:07:08 > 0:07:10That's not a wardrobe, that's a house.

0:07:10 > 0:07:11Bigger.

0:07:13 > 0:07:14There's no getting that inside.

0:07:20 > 0:07:23OK... I think we can.

0:07:23 > 0:07:24Joseph, there's no way.

0:07:24 > 0:07:28There always is a way. I just need to make a few calculations.

0:07:28 > 0:07:31All you have to do is go and finish the ironing.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33And where's May-Li anyway?

0:07:33 > 0:07:35She's to blame for this, you know, if anyone asks.

0:07:47 > 0:07:50You know, it's not Joseph's fault you got left behind.

0:07:50 > 0:07:53- Maybe I just don't like him. - What's he ever done to you?

0:07:53 > 0:07:56Look, we all get thrown together, right?

0:07:56 > 0:08:00- Yes.- A lot of the time it works, but sometimes it doesn't.

0:08:00 > 0:08:01He just happens to be a pain.

0:08:01 > 0:08:04Trust me, you're a much bigger pain.

0:08:05 > 0:08:09Good news. Physics says it's movable.

0:08:09 > 0:08:11Physics tells ME you're an idiot.

0:08:12 > 0:08:14Well, it can't go through the front,

0:08:14 > 0:08:16so we'll have to take it round the back.

0:08:16 > 0:08:19The back? That's got to be way smaller.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21I measured it. It's all about the angles.

0:08:21 > 0:08:23OK, good luck with that.

0:08:24 > 0:08:28- I'll be in my room. Let me know when it's done.- I still have your medal.

0:08:28 > 0:08:31Remember? It could easily go missing.

0:08:31 > 0:08:32You'd really do that?

0:08:33 > 0:08:36Only, thinking about it...

0:08:36 > 0:08:37I doubt you would.

0:08:39 > 0:08:40I'm right, aren't I?

0:08:43 > 0:08:45Could you and me do it without Ryan?

0:08:45 > 0:08:48Yeah. All we'd need is a set of wheels.

0:08:48 > 0:08:51- That's good. - And, well, the other thing is...

0:09:00 > 0:09:02Told you it'd work.

0:09:02 > 0:09:04What do we do when we get it inside?

0:09:04 > 0:09:06How are we going to get it up the stairs?

0:09:06 > 0:09:09That's phase two. Still working on it.

0:09:17 > 0:09:20My arms are hurting.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22It's too ugly for my room anyway.

0:09:22 > 0:09:24Don't say that! It'll hear you.

0:09:24 > 0:09:27- The wardrobe? - Mike said it was cursed, remember?

0:09:34 > 0:09:35That's it, easy.

0:09:37 > 0:09:40Nice and slow.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42Kazima, help! Kazima!

0:09:48 > 0:09:49Thank you.

0:09:51 > 0:09:53You said it would fit. You said you knew the angles.

0:09:53 > 0:09:55I was only out by a bit.

0:09:55 > 0:09:57So we moved it round the back for nothing?

0:09:57 > 0:10:00It's OK, Joseph. We can't get the wardrobe through either door,

0:10:00 > 0:10:03the front or the back, but that's not our fault.

0:10:03 > 0:10:05We'll just tell May-Li.

0:10:05 > 0:10:07If she ever shows up.

0:10:07 > 0:10:10I'll take another look at it, measure it again.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12- I might have missed something. - Look, forget it.

0:10:12 > 0:10:14But we can't leave the wardrobe out there.

0:10:14 > 0:10:16It's Mike's precious family heirloom.

0:10:16 > 0:10:17He won't be happy with us.

0:10:19 > 0:10:22Come on! The dinosaurs will be extinct all over again

0:10:22 > 0:10:23if you don't hurry up.

0:10:23 > 0:10:25- Hang on.- Joseph!

0:10:25 > 0:10:26I'm slightly out.

0:10:26 > 0:10:29Oh, really? You don't have to be good at maths to know that.

0:10:29 > 0:10:32The feet, they're sticking out too much.

0:10:32 > 0:10:35- Keep it steady.- Why? What are you doing?

0:10:37 > 0:10:39The wardrobe's not going to be happy.

0:10:39 > 0:10:42It's fine. We'll just glue them back on.

0:10:47 > 0:10:50Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

0:10:50 > 0:10:52- We did it!- We did.

0:10:52 > 0:10:55We half did it. We've still got to get it up the stairs.

0:10:57 > 0:10:58OK. On three.

0:10:58 > 0:11:00One, two...

0:11:00 > 0:11:02- All for one and...- What?

0:11:02 > 0:11:03Three Musketeers?

0:11:05 > 0:11:07Let's just wait for Manny.

0:11:07 > 0:11:11MUSIC: Bad To The Bone by George Thorogood & The Destroyers

0:11:19 > 0:11:21MUSIC PLAYS

0:11:21 > 0:11:23ENGINE STARTS

0:11:44 > 0:11:46We've earned this.

0:11:46 > 0:11:51- MasterChef.- Once Manny comes, we can go and join the others.

0:11:52 > 0:11:56- Half the day's already gone. - Which still leaves the other half.

0:11:56 > 0:11:57Ah!

0:11:57 > 0:11:59Splinters.

0:11:59 > 0:12:01- Does it hurt?- No.

0:12:01 > 0:12:03This is nothing.

0:12:03 > 0:12:05I remember one time, back in my country,

0:12:05 > 0:12:07I'd gone barefoot on the beach.

0:12:09 > 0:12:12Next thing I knew, I'd trodden on this piece of wood.

0:12:14 > 0:12:18It was from an ancient boat washed up on the shore.

0:12:18 > 0:12:20You mean it sank?

0:12:20 > 0:12:22They said that the fishermen who owned the boat

0:12:22 > 0:12:25had been hit by a big freak wave.

0:12:26 > 0:12:28He was never to be seen again.

0:12:31 > 0:12:34Some still say that if you go swimming there now, he'll appear.

0:12:36 > 0:12:40And without warning, he'll drag you down to the depths with him.

0:12:43 > 0:12:44Ahh!

0:12:47 > 0:12:49Got to use that one on Floss.

0:12:49 > 0:12:52But what if the wardrobe IS cursed?

0:12:52 > 0:12:55- Of course it's not.- Mike just said that so we could work together.

0:12:55 > 0:12:57Maybe we should stick the feet back on.

0:12:57 > 0:13:01- Chill with the whole cursed thing, all right?- But what if it...?

0:13:01 > 0:13:04Come on, I'll prove it. Anything to shut you up.

0:13:12 > 0:13:14Wardrobe, are you cursed?

0:13:14 > 0:13:17Say yes if you are, or remain silent if you're not.

0:13:19 > 0:13:21There. See?

0:13:23 > 0:13:25- It's stuck.- Who cares?

0:13:25 > 0:13:27It opened before, you both saw it.

0:13:29 > 0:13:30I knew it! It's angry.

0:13:30 > 0:13:32You took the feet off!

0:13:32 > 0:13:33Wait, I've got an idea.

0:13:35 > 0:13:36Open sesame.

0:13:46 > 0:13:47Joseph...

0:13:49 > 0:13:50Joseph...

0:13:52 > 0:13:53Not funny, mate.

0:13:55 > 0:13:58- What are you doing? Open the door. - It wasn't us.

0:14:00 > 0:14:01What?

0:14:01 > 0:14:03- Give it a shove.- I am.

0:14:03 > 0:14:06- Come on.- Give it a kick.

0:14:06 > 0:14:07Open sesame.

0:14:07 > 0:14:09Open sesame.

0:14:13 > 0:14:17I can't believe you hid me grandad's medal in the wardrobe.

0:14:17 > 0:14:20Remember, we can't damage any more of the wardrobe.

0:14:20 > 0:14:22- It doesn't like it. - Did you actually just say that?

0:14:22 > 0:14:24Can you explain in any other way?

0:14:28 > 0:14:31Hello? Kaz?

0:14:31 > 0:14:32Ryan?

0:14:36 > 0:14:37Hello?

0:14:40 > 0:14:42TINNY MUSIC: Ace Of Spades by Motorhead

0:14:46 > 0:14:47Hello?

0:14:50 > 0:14:52Mike?

0:14:52 > 0:14:55Door was unlocked. Should know better than that.

0:14:55 > 0:14:57Hello?

0:14:57 > 0:14:59I'm trapped in the wardrobe.

0:14:59 > 0:15:00Hello?

0:15:00 > 0:15:02Mike!

0:15:03 > 0:15:05I'm in the wardrobe!

0:15:13 > 0:15:15MUSIC: Back In Black by AC/DC

0:15:53 > 0:15:54Joseph, don't worry.

0:15:56 > 0:15:57We'll soon have you out of there.

0:16:01 > 0:16:02Ryan?

0:16:02 > 0:16:04Yeah.

0:16:04 > 0:16:05I see it.

0:16:06 > 0:16:07Or rather...

0:16:09 > 0:16:11You don't.

0:16:11 > 0:16:12Maybe Manny turned up.

0:16:14 > 0:16:16If he did, why didn't Joseph shout out to him?

0:16:16 > 0:16:18I don't know. We'll have to ask him when we...

0:16:19 > 0:16:23Oh! Oh, sorry. Traffic was a nightmare.

0:16:23 > 0:16:25Anyway, shopping's in the boot.

0:16:25 > 0:16:28- You guys all right?- All right?

0:16:28 > 0:16:30Yeah. You got the wardrobe down in one piece.

0:16:30 > 0:16:32At least something's going right today.

0:16:32 > 0:16:35- You say that, but...- Uh! We'll go and get the shopping.

0:16:35 > 0:16:37No worries.

0:16:37 > 0:16:38OK.

0:16:43 > 0:16:46- We're going to be grounded for a year.- Don't panic, OK?

0:16:46 > 0:16:49- PHONE RINGS - Clear heads, both of us.

0:16:49 > 0:16:52It's Joseph. Hello?

0:16:52 > 0:16:54He took the wrong wardrobe.

0:16:54 > 0:16:56Yes, we spotted that. Don't worry, OK?

0:16:56 > 0:16:58- We're coming for you. - Can you see anything?

0:16:58 > 0:17:00Give us some clues.

0:17:01 > 0:17:04Maybe high street, but...I can't see a thing.

0:17:06 > 0:17:09Don't panic, OK? We'll be right there.

0:17:09 > 0:17:11I'm all right. There's plenty of holes, plenty of air.

0:17:17 > 0:17:20- And you thought Mike was joking about the curse.- Come on.

0:17:20 > 0:17:24- We should have got along together. - Kaz, grab a bike.

0:17:24 > 0:17:26- Kaz!- I've never been on one.

0:17:26 > 0:17:29- What?- I don't know what to do.

0:17:29 > 0:17:32It's simple. It's just...like...riding a bike.

0:17:32 > 0:17:33We're so dead.

0:17:33 > 0:17:34Come on.

0:17:37 > 0:17:39MUTED MUSIC: Back In Black by AC/DC

0:17:56 > 0:17:57Oh...

0:18:04 > 0:18:07Come on! Build up the speed, it'll make you go straighter.

0:18:07 > 0:18:08I promise.

0:18:10 > 0:18:11Come on.

0:18:23 > 0:18:26I'm sorry that I kicked you.

0:18:26 > 0:18:28Not that it did any good.

0:18:28 > 0:18:32I'm sorry about your feet, but they're good kids.

0:18:32 > 0:18:35I know Ryan might not seem like he is.

0:18:37 > 0:18:39But we're getting along now.

0:18:41 > 0:18:43We are. I promise.

0:18:47 > 0:18:50So if you could just... open the door.

0:18:59 > 0:19:01No.

0:19:01 > 0:19:02No!

0:19:04 > 0:19:06PHONE RINGS

0:19:11 > 0:19:12Kaz!

0:19:14 > 0:19:16Joseph...

0:19:16 > 0:19:18Wait. I don't know where I am.

0:19:20 > 0:19:23I haven't got much battery and I think I can see tower blocks.

0:19:25 > 0:19:26Whoa. What...?

0:19:26 > 0:19:28They could be going to the Grosvenor estate.

0:19:28 > 0:19:31Manny must be dropping off the wardrobe there.

0:19:31 > 0:19:33We need more information, Joseph.

0:19:40 > 0:19:42Hello, Del. It's Manny.

0:19:42 > 0:19:43..Yeah!

0:19:43 > 0:19:46Now, listen. I've got this old wardrobe.

0:19:46 > 0:19:48It's supposed to be going to charity,

0:19:48 > 0:19:50but I think it's worth a few quid.

0:19:50 > 0:19:51..Yeah, to me, that is.

0:19:51 > 0:19:55It's like that one we picked up in Limerick last year.

0:19:55 > 0:19:56..That's the one.

0:19:58 > 0:19:59I'll bring it in now.

0:20:01 > 0:20:03MUSIC: The Rocker by Thin Lizzy

0:20:12 > 0:20:13Wait.

0:20:13 > 0:20:16I'm not heading to the Grosvenor estate.

0:20:16 > 0:20:17What?

0:20:17 > 0:20:20- He's not going to the estate.- What?!

0:20:27 > 0:20:29The docks. Come to the docks.

0:20:31 > 0:20:33You seriously need to find me.

0:20:33 > 0:20:34And I mean seriously.

0:20:38 > 0:20:40HR GROANS WITH FRUSTRATION

0:20:40 > 0:20:43He's heading for the docks?

0:20:43 > 0:20:45Look, you need to start pedalling faster.

0:20:45 > 0:20:46For Joseph.

0:20:54 > 0:20:55Hey, wait.

0:21:09 > 0:21:11MUTED MUSIC: 2 Minutes To Midnight by Iron Maiden

0:21:25 > 0:21:28SHIP'S HORN BLARES

0:22:04 > 0:22:07PHONE RINGS

0:22:07 > 0:22:09OK, tell us everything you can see.

0:22:09 > 0:22:10There's a big ship.

0:22:12 > 0:22:14I think it has a Dutch flag.

0:22:14 > 0:22:17PHONE BEEPS

0:22:17 > 0:22:20No! No, no, no, no, no!

0:22:24 > 0:22:26- Hello?- Oh, come on!

0:22:29 > 0:22:31So that's where you hid it!

0:22:37 > 0:22:40- What did he say? - A Dutch flag, that's all I heard.

0:22:40 > 0:22:42- What's that look like? - You're asking me?

0:22:42 > 0:22:44HE GROANS WITH FRUSTRATION

0:22:55 > 0:22:56Phone Mike.

0:22:56 > 0:22:59- He won't get here in time.- He might know what Manny's truck looks like.

0:22:59 > 0:23:02- Do I tell him the truth?- Well, if you do, we'll both be on a ship.

0:23:02 > 0:23:04To Dutch land.

0:23:07 > 0:23:09Oh, Mike...

0:23:09 > 0:23:11No, everything's good.

0:23:11 > 0:23:13We were just waiting for Manny

0:23:13 > 0:23:16and we wanted to know what truck we should be looking out for.

0:23:16 > 0:23:18SHIP'S HORN BLARES

0:23:18 > 0:23:20Noise? Er...

0:23:20 > 0:23:21That's just Ryan's video game.

0:23:23 > 0:23:25His new shipping game.

0:23:25 > 0:23:26HE MOUTHS

0:23:28 > 0:23:30OK. Never mind.

0:23:31 > 0:23:34That's it. Joseph's gone.

0:23:34 > 0:23:35Wait.

0:23:35 > 0:23:38He said Dutch flag. Look it up on your phone.

0:23:41 > 0:23:44TINNY MUSIC

0:23:47 > 0:23:49Ryan and I are best friends.

0:23:49 > 0:23:52We are. There's really no need for this.

0:24:08 > 0:24:11- Joseph!- Joseph!

0:24:11 > 0:24:12Joseph!

0:24:12 > 0:24:14Joseph?

0:24:14 > 0:24:17- Where are you, buddy? - He's your buddy now?

0:24:18 > 0:24:20Yeah. Maybe he is.

0:24:29 > 0:24:30Just like a screwdriver.

0:24:41 > 0:24:43What?

0:24:45 > 0:24:48Joseph did shout, but maybe Manny couldn't hear him.

0:24:52 > 0:24:54Because he was wearing headphones.

0:25:11 > 0:25:13Hey!

0:25:13 > 0:25:14Hey!

0:25:17 > 0:25:20- Are you Manny? Please tell us you are.- What?

0:25:21 > 0:25:23- Come on!- The one with the Dutch flag.- We need help.

0:25:23 > 0:25:25No, I said the Dutch flag.

0:25:25 > 0:25:27You're too late. It's gone.

0:25:28 > 0:25:29Joseph!

0:25:37 > 0:25:40Mike is seriously, and I mean seriously, going to kill us.

0:25:40 > 0:25:43That's all you can say? We've lost Joseph, you know?

0:25:43 > 0:25:45Your new buddy.

0:25:45 > 0:25:48We'll get him back once they've found the right container.

0:25:48 > 0:25:51I don't know, Ryan. I do know one thing, though.

0:25:51 > 0:25:53- What's that?- That wardrobe was definitely cursed.

0:25:53 > 0:25:56We didn't get along properly, and look what happened.

0:25:56 > 0:25:57We got along eventually.

0:25:59 > 0:26:01- Hey, that's...- Don't get excited.

0:26:01 > 0:26:02That must have fallen out.

0:26:07 > 0:26:11- I got out the back. I used the medal as a screwdriver.- Joseph!

0:26:13 > 0:26:15The screws, they finally got easy.

0:26:15 > 0:26:17Joseph, we thought we'd lost you.

0:26:17 > 0:26:20Don't you ever, ever go near a wardrobe again.

0:26:20 > 0:26:22You hear me?

0:26:22 > 0:26:25Next time we're asked to do something, we all pitch in...

0:26:25 > 0:26:27and all do it together.

0:26:27 > 0:26:28What do we tell Mike?

0:26:28 > 0:26:31Nothing. Agreed?

0:26:31 > 0:26:33- Agreed.- Agreed.

0:26:33 > 0:26:35- Let's go home.- Yes, please.

0:26:39 > 0:26:42And just so you know, there's no such thing as a cursed wardrobe.